Creepy Boyfriend POVs (w/ Jordan Adika)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @eternallustformedusa4844
    @eternallustformedusa4844 Год назад +9473

    the long breaks of him smiling feels like i’m watching an analog horror

    • @amysaysbye
      @amysaysbye Год назад +427

      i was like damn the new episode of mandela catalogue looks great 😭

    • @iceberglettuce_liker
      @iceberglettuce_liker Год назад +220

      pov: i am your true savior

    • @demoliman
      @demoliman Год назад +93

      @@amysaysbye not what I expected, but truly shivered my timber’s and gave me that classic, unrivalled analogue horror feel.

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Год назад +113

      the movement stops completely but the background noise and static keep growing louder and louder

    • @c0athanger
      @c0athanger Год назад +25

      Or Dora the explorer

  • @__m-a-x__
    @__m-a-x__ Год назад +11685

    what a ride. I felt premium, then I felt afraid, then it was over. 11/10

    • @rueclouds1156
      @rueclouds1156 Год назад +126

      beautiful comment

    • @daisyallen4954
      @daisyallen4954 Год назад +66

      at least he was right about one thing, i do love being here

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest Год назад +83

      im reborn as a shetland pony, basking in my first dusk as my mother nuzzles my ear

    • @tkdchic78
      @tkdchic78 Год назад +5

      This is what I’m feeling rn 😅

    • @milodavis1
      @milodavis1 Год назад +12

      I’m gonna need 15:53 as a gif

  • @Dx815
    @Dx815 Год назад +3857

    This guy makes me think of the way Christian Bale described Tom Cruise - very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt Год назад +416

      That's. ... actually the best description of Tom Cruise I've ever read.

    • @alexanderlane6115
      @alexanderlane6115 Год назад +505

      ​@@KhayJayArt the context of the quote is that Bale's performance in American Psycho was based on Cruise

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Год назад +186

      @@alexanderlane6115 That makes so much sense.

    • @lethaldream50
      @lethaldream50 Год назад +30

      @@alexanderlane6115 that is incredible I SEE IT

  • @anarkizt
    @anarkizt Год назад +1848

    Jordan always has the most succinct way of saying something. Like the “I don’t want you to be closer to my phone than I am”

    • @mahitos_biggest_fan
      @mahitos_biggest_fan 8 месяцев назад +10

      id honestly rather be farther than him bc i dont wanna have my phone 3 inches from my face and have that man stare at me

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 5 месяцев назад +8

      i hate and love when i read something someone quotes from the video at the exact time they actually say it lol

  • @Korra228
    @Korra228 Год назад +3858

    I've never seen anyone as creepy and hilarious at the same time. This man has MASTERED comedy horror.

  • @hirtisrandolph4843
    @hirtisrandolph4843 Год назад +7144

    Jarvis, this isn't "licking his lips", he's eating his own soul patch, moisturizing his chin and checking to see if his necklace tastes like pennies.

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Год назад +288

      fr he consumed his whole soulpatch

    • @bethanychatman9531
      @bethanychatman9531 Год назад +28

      😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

    • @Pvnk_Eternal
      @Pvnk_Eternal Год назад +16

      Lmaoooo

    • @NagitosWifeSpotty
      @NagitosWifeSpotty Год назад +129

      i swear to god everytime he does that, his soulpatch loses a hair. aint no way they aren't being ripped tf out 💀

    • @dahliadoll1110
      @dahliadoll1110 Год назад +84

      He's flossing with the hairs that get pulled out

  • @mooooo-o6h
    @mooooo-o6h Год назад +4671

    i will never get over jordan getting so shocked he started crawling

    • @alicemadness999
      @alicemadness999 Год назад +139

      nobody talks abt this part enuff

    • @amysaysbye
      @amysaysbye Год назад +214

      absolute goblin energy and i love him for it
      edit: don't tell him i said that though i have to keep up my ruse of hating him

    • @adfaklsdjf
      @adfaklsdjf Год назад +18

      can we get a timestamp?

    • @thth3589
      @thth3589 Год назад +50

      1:27

    • @thth3589
      @thth3589 Год назад +12

      @beetocks
      1:27

  • @graquinn4058
    @graquinn4058 Год назад +2072

    There's no way this guy is serious. And if he's not serious, then I think he's one of the funniest guys ever

    • @dustyyshellz1320
      @dustyyshellz1320 Год назад +179

      I was unironically laughing at so many of them but idk if I’m laughing with him or at him😂

    • @dinolandra
      @dinolandra Год назад +105

      he's definitely not serious

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 Год назад +63

      the parts where he’s literally just describing what you do with the objects he is roleplaying as are uneblievably funny to me

    • @mitochondriamayhem
      @mitochondriamayhem 3 месяца назад +3

      He’s satire!

  • @NewAgeRenegXde
    @NewAgeRenegXde Год назад +973

    The fact that he clearly has created a wierd, meta, inside joke that baffles everyone is actually commendable. He puts an unreasonable amount of effort into a joke that at the surface looks lower than low effort

    • @souljahwitchluv
      @souljahwitchluv Год назад +52

      THANK U 😭 i felt like they didn’t read into the sarcasm at ALL

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@souljahwitchluvI've been binging Jarvis recently, and the more I watch, the more I realise he doesn't see or entertain sarcasm in a lot of cases.
      He also rarely seems to add stuff himself. Jordan is genuinely hilarious on his solo channel, and other reactors I watch often bring intellectual points with citations. And Jarvis just kinda... Laughs?
      Idk. I don't hate him or anything close. I just realise I'm watching his videos more for his guests than for him.

    • @jjanggulane
      @jjanggulane 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@raimarulightningi feel that way too, i just felt hesitant to bring it up bc i kinda feel bad abt it.. i think jarvis finds a lot of good content to have as a talking point, but he’s not really that funny on his own 😅 which is perfectly fine bc it can be difficult to be funny

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@jjanggulane Oh absolutely! I still think he's fun to watch, but I just don't think I can binge him the way I can with Jordan, Drew, or EthanisOnline

  • @catboypride
    @catboypride Год назад +4999

    his face is so… unmoving. cold. watching an extremely animated person talk is so entertaining… he is the opposite. in every way. not even boring, but the way his face moves makes me shiver in fear.

    • @frognamedjog
      @frognamedjog Год назад +290

      Its so uncanny valley

    • @rinwhittney5039
      @rinwhittney5039 Год назад +301

      you're so right, every expression and movment seems calculated to try and come off as attractive as possible but it just gives off uncanny valley

    • @StellarSaturn7440
      @StellarSaturn7440 Год назад

      his eyes look devoid of all life. he is not human.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +126

      I want to jump out of my skin and continue life as a skeleton

    • @elizafischer7229
      @elizafischer7229 Год назад +112

      It's sad because he would look really attractive if he acted like a regular guy but all his mannerisms are so uncomfortable

  • @aew2001
    @aew2001 Год назад +1928

    the non-blinking stare in the shampoo one, combined with the grin has all my self-preservation instincts telling me to run as fast as I can, as far as I can

    • @verdanttheveiledwitch7430
      @verdanttheveiledwitch7430 Год назад +125

      Same. This guy absolutely has "I want to wear your skin" vibes.

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an Год назад +78

      @@verdanttheveiledwitch7430 pov I am your skeleton

    • @NoYeahNah
      @NoYeahNah Год назад +33

      I never want to wash my hair again. I'm going full feral.

    • @justcallmekai1554
      @justcallmekai1554 Год назад +14

      ​@@kwarra-an "Wow it sure is getting a bit hot in here.. are you scared? Don't be. It will be over soon."

    • @tillitillibom3299
      @tillitillibom3299 Год назад +5

      ​@@justcallmekai1554 "hey, no don't be scared, ill make sure you won't even feel anything, you'll drift off soon"

  • @Viktor_walnut
    @Viktor_walnut Год назад +10498

    I love the contrast between Jarvis and Jordan’s outfits. Jordan looks like a depressed middle school English teacher, and Jarvis looks like he’s about to go to an arcade in the 80s

    • @Moonwolf5862
      @Moonwolf5862 Год назад +156

      So accurate 👌🤣

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Год назад +243

      Jordan gives off mr eddie/Gregory vibes from Abbott elementary

    • @fltngmmth
      @fltngmmth Год назад

      Jarvis has drip… im wet at least

    • @cornnflaek6234
      @cornnflaek6234 Год назад +42

      A teacher wearing a hoodie?

    • @Lullla
      @Lullla Год назад +167

      @@cornnflaek6234 yes?

  • @tdaniello914
    @tdaniello914 Год назад +244

    "I'm sorry I called your mom a... a loser dummy dummy"
    Jarvis is so sweet he has a hard time coming up with a hypothetical insult 😭

  • @bobert_jobert
    @bobert_jobert Год назад +128

    The last one of him just cutting off the girl mid-sentence and slowly smiling had me in HYSTERICS

  • @rateeightx
    @rateeightx Год назад +2551

    I haven't laughed harder than I did at "POV: I just be chilling" in a good while.

  • @beepityboopity
    @beepityboopity Год назад +2617

    Jordan’s non-committal “gold” in the beginning truly takes premium to a new level

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Год назад +10

      I had to go back cuz I missed it 😂 thank you

    • @chaossmith3864
      @chaossmith3864 Год назад +11

      Nothing quite encapsulates Free Premium Content ™ better than that imo lol

    • @CureSmileful
      @CureSmileful Год назад +9

      I love the standard gooolds on this channel, but Jordan's are especially precious

  • @necrolifter
    @necrolifter Год назад +3134

    If my body wasn't constantly in a state of fight or flight, I think these POVs would do it. Thanks dudes, I hate it!

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +158

      Every time I see one of his videos I want to scream, vomit, crawl out of my skin, and touch grass as a skeleton.

    • @Teddy-mo9bn
      @Teddy-mo9bn Год назад +119

      I'm not a person who gets uncomfortable very easily, but these videos made me want to disembark the plane of consciousness

    • @rat_dragon
      @rat_dragon Год назад +12

      @@placeholderdoe every time I see one of his videos I laugh out of funniness or embarassment

    • @thefluffyeasteregger
      @thefluffyeasteregger Год назад +11

      I actually got startled when he started making the phone vibration sound effect. So uncanny

    • @stockofwood8152
      @stockofwood8152 Год назад +7

      For real, the amount of times I have involuntarily yelled at the screen over the course of this video - too high to count

  • @marpinteacup6395
    @marpinteacup6395 Год назад +311

    How Jordan just launches himself the moment the guy becomes naked at the start is such a fun thing to rewatch

  • @WickedKatze
    @WickedKatze Год назад +52

    the way this guy smacks his lips every time he starts a line is an auditory nightmare

  • @bird__man
    @bird__man Год назад +6307

    whenever Jordan is in a Gold video it really feels even MORE premium. The dynamic between these two is top tier 👌

    • @nesamdoom
      @nesamdoom Год назад +133

      Jarvis Johnson! GOLD: PLATINUM

    • @6Shots_ofEspresso
      @6Shots_ofEspresso Год назад +63

      @@nesamdoom Jarvis Johnson: GOLD: PLATINUM: GOD TIER

    • @rottingstarz
      @rottingstarz Год назад +1

      ​@@6Shots_ofEspresso is that the jester from the living dolls game

    • @Ringoshiiro
      @Ringoshiiro Год назад

      Agreed

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Год назад +17

      @@6Shots_ofEspresso Jarvis Johnson: GOLD: PLATINUM: GOD TIER: (SHINY EDITION)

  • @sophie00001
    @sophie00001 Год назад +887

    Uh yeah I’d like a written apology from Jarvis and Jordan for showing this to me

    • @silverandexact
      @silverandexact Год назад +55

      I want reimbursement for the therapy I'm going to need because of this.

  • @ThePoisonLotus
    @ThePoisonLotus Год назад +1859

    this man feels like a junji ito character, the way he stares unflinchingly forward, absolutely deadpan, saying the most heinous things possible

    • @elise9189
      @elise9189 Год назад +93

      HELP I’ve never heard something more accurate

    • @badger6882
      @badger6882 Год назад +30

      realest comment

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 Год назад +21

      Oh my gosh that's so accurate

    • @emmafrentrop863
      @emmafrentrop863 Год назад +21

      THATS HOW IVE FELT THIS FEELING BEFORE THANK YOU

    • @nekorina9011
      @nekorina9011 Год назад +20

      The dude from The Human Chair comes to mind

  • @ArchOwl
    @ArchOwl Год назад +83

    it doesn't feel like these videos end, it just feels like his animation cycle does and he launches into the dialogue tree again

  • @nekorina9011
    @nekorina9011 Год назад +133

    I stg this feels like a nightmare for any neurodivergent person. The fake smile he just has on the entire time...the awkward tension you can't get away from...the forced eye contact T0T and the fact that hes acting SO polite and really laying it on thick with the compliments so it makes you feel bad for even attempting to reject him - UGHHHH I wouldn't know what to do if I was approached by someone like this

    • @SvaroAsano
      @SvaroAsano 2 месяца назад +3

      I’d run, pretty simple

  • @isitleeyourelookingfor6352
    @isitleeyourelookingfor6352 Год назад +1351

    I''ll give him this: At least he ACTUALLY knows what a POV is, unlike 70% of TikTok

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 Год назад +65

      This is a VERY low bar tho lmao

    • @ica3639
      @ica3639 Год назад +20

      I mean technically tiktok povs are still povs just 3rd person

    • @waewae
      @waewae Год назад +36

      ​@@ica3639ig movies are also 3rd person povs?
      like why would you even call it a pov if its just a normal video???

    • @badger6882
      @badger6882 2 месяца назад

      I swear I saw you in a hasan comments section today

  • @whatthehelliot
    @whatthehelliot Год назад +2963

    I rewatched their reactions to the dude being naked like 15 times lmao, jarvis' double flinch and jordan immediately getting on his hands and knees made me absolutely lose it

    • @partIycIoudy
      @partIycIoudy Год назад +22

      Sameee haha

    • @Chiefkeefer78
      @Chiefkeefer78 Год назад +6

      he was never naked in the video tho

    • @whatthehelliot
      @whatthehelliot Год назад +151

      ​@@Chiefkeefer78 1:15 this is what I'm talking abt, and it's obviously censored here but in the original tiktok he is fully nude lol

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 Год назад +8

      @@whatthehelliot how is that even allowed? Smfh

    • @rinzze
      @rinzze Год назад +73

      @@brkh96 it’s twitter , anything is allowed there

  • @Ravenmellow
    @Ravenmellow Год назад +1423

    This guy gives heavy ‘criptid trying to seem human’ vibes. He’s giving some uncanny valley aesthetics. He feels like he’s doing his best ‘I’m definitely a normal human just doing normal human things’ impression

    • @sleepybun908
      @sleepybun908 Год назад +45

      FR THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING- he’s giving AI

    • @JvS1711
      @JvS1711 Год назад +19

      Under the skin, for real.

    • @Highly3666
      @Highly3666 Год назад

      Did you mean cryptic, stupid? Tf is criptid?

    • @taupetoast
      @taupetoast Год назад +3

      shane madej core

    • @christinajackson6309
      @christinajackson6309 Год назад +1

      And he’s not doing a good job of it lol

  • @mrthomas_19218
    @mrthomas_19218 Год назад +92

    I've seen horror films and laughed, I watch this guy and feel scared for my family's safety

  • @macularius
    @macularius Год назад +132

    the 30-second break to provide constructive criticism for the glove/fist thing, complete with illustrative hand gestures, is what makes this truly premium content

  • @ButterPrime
    @ButterPrime Год назад +1097

    All these creepy boyfriends need to have a fight to see who's the worst

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +80

      Alternative: we send all the creepy men to an island far from any other land

    • @Hunt_o_kar
      @Hunt_o_kar Год назад +36

      And at the end we crown the prime boyfriend

    • @Spidertheidiot
      @Spidertheidiot Год назад +71

      I don't want a fight, I want a dating show with all of them. No women; they date eachother in order to find the prime boyfriend.

    • @dracyan3552
      @dracyan3552 Год назад +24

      and the top 2 get to date each other.

    • @Hunt_o_kar
      @Hunt_o_kar Год назад +7

      @Dracyan ah yes, it’s all coming together perfectly

  • @Mr.N0B0DY.3D
    @Mr.N0B0DY.3D Год назад +771

    everytime this guy licks his lips and does the sensual voice thing it makes me feel like i'm getting violated mentally by a telepathic alien

    • @lebyam1512
      @lebyam1512 Год назад +13

      Yes

    • @orukarm
      @orukarm Год назад +32

      So I’m not the only one who feels mentally violated?

    • @beefbaby9840
      @beefbaby9840 Год назад +7

      very accurate description

    • @Mr.N0B0DY.3D
      @Mr.N0B0DY.3D Год назад +5

      @@beefbaby9840 thanks

    • @sai1952
      @sai1952 26 дней назад

      yknow, I'd rather that

  • @deepseasquid7961
    @deepseasquid7961 Год назад +870

    He makes me feel like i'm being held hostage by an alien that doesn't know how to act human

    • @Hunt_o_kar
      @Hunt_o_kar Год назад +12

      Lol spot on

    • @QUEERVEEART
      @QUEERVEEART Год назад +1

      LOL i love this comment, so accurate

    • @naosouumpatopoha7861
      @naosouumpatopoha7861 Год назад

      that's exactly how it feels deepsea squid

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Год назад +4

      Him😃😃🫦👅😛😘😉
      Us:🤔😳🫢😲🙄🫣🤣

    • @lav-kitty
      @lav-kitty Год назад +1

      ​@@naosouumpatopoha7861 um ganso :DD

  • @slimeyboyyy
    @slimeyboyyy Год назад +87

    the polar opposite difference in the way Jordan and Jarvis react to stuff is immaculate

  • @defenderofmen11
    @defenderofmen11 Год назад +98

    I've have never laughed so hard while also being terrified in my life.

  • @epsilion7640
    @epsilion7640 Год назад +605

    every one of his videos feel like something a kidnapper would rant at you while you are tied to a chair in his basement

  • @dezzyjones
    @dezzyjones Год назад +570

    His pauses remind me of when dora and boots are waiting for you to respond to a prompt. Lifelessly staring into your soul

  • @bookishbatty420
    @bookishbatty420 Год назад +452

    When he said “pov: I’m shampoo” I thought he was just going to sit there in silence and watch me win imaginary arguments

  • @fiveelevenevan
    @fiveelevenevan 3 месяца назад +7

    This guy is seriously a top tier comedian. He KNOWS he's terrifying and RELISHES it.

  • @LongLiveInspiration
    @LongLiveInspiration 2 месяца назад +6

    “I hope that everything you ever pick up gives you a paper cut” WHY DID THIS SEND ME
    I cannot WAIT to use this

  • @peachykeen1409
    @peachykeen1409 Год назад +2890

    I feel like someone told him he had a nice smile once, and he turned it into a personality.

    • @peachykeen1409
      @peachykeen1409 Год назад +64

      @@deimoskaischylos fr!! I also feel like he forgets about digital footprint XD

    • @ariw9405
      @ariw9405 Год назад +11

      Perfect explanation

    • @Rattinqz
      @Rattinqz Год назад +18

      @@peachykeen1409 its satire😂😂

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ Год назад +18

      I'm very sure it's satire

    • @AlakaxamM
      @AlakaxamM Год назад +22

      Or he's just having fun. It feels harmless and he does have a nice smile. It's cringe, but harmless cringe 🤷

  • @supermaryg
    @supermaryg Год назад +1191

    Most unrealistic thing about this is him thinking girls put their wallets in their back pocket. Had a chain wallet in high school and all my back pockets wore thru cuz they weren't made to hold anything lol.

    • @frognamedjog
      @frognamedjog Год назад +95

      Fr. I've been putting my phone in the same back pocket every time and it literally wore through the jeans, leaving a gaping hole that can't hold anything😭

    • @SpongeyTii
      @SpongeyTii Год назад +144

      we have pockets? what magical world do people live in?

    • @expertlayman6800
      @expertlayman6800 Год назад +92

      thought of this myself. a lot of women's jeans are made of such thin, low quality material that even putting a phone in the back pocket will wear holes into it, much less a fucking leather trifold

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 Год назад +14

      @@SpongeyTii jeans do, just not large or good ones.

    • @SpongeyTii
      @SpongeyTii Год назад +43

      @@expertlayman6800 This might be for the best if he is our wallet

  • @joedyisonfire4903
    @joedyisonfire4903 Год назад +682

    The clip of the Twitter Guy gets me every time. Jordan just dragging himself across the floor while Jarvis sits there in shock.

    • @katipop2
      @katipop2 Год назад

      @@homerj.simpson2514 this one was pretty low effort bud

  • @blood-soup
    @blood-soup Год назад +390

    That “POV I just be chilling” made me CACKLEEEEE dear god it was so dumb lmfaooo. The lack of material, purpose, emotion, etc in that one is ART

  • @burcebanning
    @burcebanning Год назад +58

    15:36 is sending me because he sounds so genuinely concerned about it

  • @whydoibothere
    @whydoibothere 4 месяца назад +8

    he never blinks. and every time he did the lip thing, i kept thinking he was going to lick his own eye like a lizard

  • @victoriaadderhold
    @victoriaadderhold Год назад +1244

    Jarvis's and Jordan's good vibes are fighting hard to counteract the creep factor of this man

    • @katuni08
      @katuni08 Год назад +35

      Perfectly said. My shoulders kept tensing up and relaxing depending who was on screen!

    • @lovrboi
      @lovrboi Год назад

      lmaooo fr

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Год назад

      🧑🏽‍⚕️Your hard beats increasing Jurassicly!😃Are you getting turned on?🫵😳😫PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES!!!(panicking)

    • @RaiKing42
      @RaiKing42 Год назад +1

      Yeah, I physically distanced myself from my phone whenever he's on screen

  • @redundantmartyr
    @redundantmartyr Год назад +477

    I was getting ready to slide out of my own skin until the "I be chillin'" POV, which was extreme Jordan energy.

    • @redundantmartyr
      @redundantmartyr Год назад +46

      Never mind, the skin's comin' off.

    • @Tweedle-Stupid
      @Tweedle-Stupid Год назад +28

      @@redundantmartyr we need to do a scientific study between “just be chilling” and “Your breath stinks”, to figure out at what point in between is the skin-removal point. The shampoo? The wallet? Who knows

  • @emilyrieck5252
    @emilyrieck5252 Год назад +289

    Jarvis's beanie is clinging on for dear life

  • @Yessica13
    @Yessica13 Год назад +54

    Jordan saying "I love tacos!" at 11:25 would an amazing reaction gif (although it really needs sound to reach it's full potential)

  • @Meggly1918
    @Meggly1918 Год назад +57

    Jordan: he has like a completely unpredictable energy
    Immediately cuts to
    Vid of his lips “vibrating”
    Truer words have never been spoken

  • @MayBee15
    @MayBee15 Год назад +730

    Honestly you guys are lucky I like you enough to finish this video. My body was physically recoiling with every clip of this dude

    • @astoriarego8304
      @astoriarego8304 Год назад +47

      I didn't make it, but my husband is still watching so they get the view at least.
      I can still hear it make it stop.

    • @amysaysbye
      @amysaysbye Год назад +26

      i got about halfway through by muting the parts where the creepy dude was talking and still had to take a break because it was too much 😭 the things we do for these guys

    • @gloria3216
      @gloria3216 Год назад +31

      I turned away and closed my eyes as a reflex whenever it was slobber time

    • @lesbianlego
      @lesbianlego Год назад +21

      fr i can’t deal with the mouth noises it’s like asmr 😭

    • @rowan_like_the_tree
      @rowan_like_the_tree Год назад +19

      ​@@lesbianlegoYES as someone with misophonia not only were his vibes repulsive but the MOUTH NOISES were making me nauseous

  • @tian8867
    @tian8867 Год назад +160

    too many people told this guy he has "a really nice smile" and now we all have to suffer the consequences

    • @ScubaFanatic60
      @ScubaFanatic60 2 месяца назад

      Not sure where the lip eating thing came from. But man, stop it!

  • @hauntedsunsets
    @hauntedsunsets Год назад +152

    the sheer psychic damage that shampoo one did to me

  • @MsSmile300
    @MsSmile300 Год назад +19

    If I wake up and the first thing my man says is "damn you stank 😡" we're gonna fight fr

  • @loosegoosewithacaboose
    @loosegoosewithacaboose Год назад +32

    i have not laughed this hard as a mix of pure terror and uncomfort but also pure hilarity

  • @Cyphynte
    @Cyphynte Год назад +185

    The moment smells started being mentioned I immediately started trying to escape into the fabric of my chair. I cannot handle this

  • @xiliati
    @xiliati Год назад +424

    'youre in a relationship and you go I have no limit. I'm a golden god' sounds like Jordon's been reading his domineering CEO wattpad stories

  • @kaflora
    @kaflora Год назад +155

    “Damn you stink” made my laugh so painfully hard

  • @flossybrand
    @flossybrand Год назад +8

    “Turn off location services” “You don’t trust me?” Is CRAZY 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hanacinnabun
    @hanacinnabun Год назад +6

    Mans looks like he’s on the brink of tears at every moment. PROBABLY CAUSE HE DOESNT BLINK

  • @MariaCastillo-gv4db
    @MariaCastillo-gv4db Год назад +136

    "the degree to which i don't like this it's very hard to explain"
    (looks at the camera)
    "it's repulsive"
    LMAO

  • @ItsPartlySunny
    @ItsPartlySunny Год назад +143

    This dude could throw a jump scare in one of these POVs and would be so effective the way he just stairs and freezes is so scary

  • @rileyovertherainebow
    @rileyovertherainebow Год назад +140

    something about this guy made this one of the hardest videos of yours to watch. he acts so creepy in such an uncanny valley way, like his smile is so unnatural and i don't think he ever blinks

    • @astoriarego8304
      @astoriarego8304 Год назад +12

      You made it all the way through? God bless.

    • @TheGrossDemon
      @TheGrossDemon Год назад +15

      I swear the more I gotta watch this dude swallow his lip the more unwell I feel lmao everything he says after that just makes me wanna fight

    • @StardustDi
      @StardustDi Год назад +10

      It reminds me of the whole analog horror "alternates". Except that this guy somehow creeps me out even more.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined Год назад

      I stg you can see his wisdom teeth when he grins

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined Год назад

      @@StardustDi Mandala Catalogue?

  • @localspacearsonman9992
    @localspacearsonman9992 Год назад +17

    he blinks incredibly infrequently and it’s terrifying. Thank you kings for another premium video 🙏

  • @ehrmanehrmann7115
    @ehrmanehrmann7115 Год назад +25

    At 17:20 I got such bad full body disgust that my skin felt creepy-crawly and my hands went to claw his gross-ness from the back of my knees while I shuddered is horror!😨🤢 J&J I hate you for doing this to me!😡😢

  • @kaalliinna
    @kaalliinna Год назад +74

    every single lip-licking makes me move away from my device even further. and he's the one who should be doing that

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt Год назад +7

      Mans needs some carmax

  • @lumcoy
    @lumcoy Год назад +801

    this 100% has to be satire, this guy is a comedy genius

    • @yinyelya
      @yinyelya Год назад +65

      it is!

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Год назад +154

      ​@@yinyelya I weirdly wanna believe that. He's a good looking dude and if this is satire that means he's freaking hilarious 😭 I wish him the best, I just hope this ain't his rl rizz lol

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Год назад +87

      @@mightymeatymech it is very much satire, he has a higher understanding of humor and is using it to his advantage

    • @mweeming
      @mweeming Год назад +19

      ​@@mightymeatymech you don't have to believe it because it's true

    • @ensommeille5315
      @ensommeille5315 Год назад +29

      it 100% is, this man is so funny

  • @maxbracegirdle9990
    @maxbracegirdle9990 Год назад +411

    Did you know the Dr who invented the stethoscope did it because he was uncomfortable asking woman/girls to take their tops off so he could put his ear on their stomachs/chests, which is how they used to do it?? So he just rolled up a piece of paper and found that it amplified the sound

    • @tkdchic78
      @tkdchic78 Год назад +45

      Thank god 🙏🏻

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 Год назад +119

      @@tkdchic78 It's pretty cool, right?? Drs in the 1810s probably weren't horrible people (most of them,) but they weren't exactly known for their nicetys. It's good to know that there were some good ones back then, and he made it comfortable for women to be examined by male Drs for almost 200 years while also advancing the science because it gives a better sound than just an ear. Good guy.

    • @jopo26
      @jopo26 Год назад +21

      Me dummy read the dr as dr dre

    • @Privatewelt
      @Privatewelt Год назад +68

      Lord I thought you were talking about "Doctor Who" and i was so confused about what part of the lore did I not understand

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 Год назад +10

      ​@@Privatewelt That kinda sounds like something the Doctor would do. Some incarnation was just a little averse to being that close to his female companions in medical emergencies, so he figured, "I'm making something for that."

  • @HypnoStellar
    @HypnoStellar Год назад +22

    0:04 i don’t know why i love the way he says “GOOOOOOLLLD” in the background every time so much

    • @IronWangCreates
      @IronWangCreates 9 месяцев назад +3

      I thought it was a clip from the audio of the guy from Austin Powers “Goldmember” yelling “I love gooold”

  • @starbit5065
    @starbit5065 Год назад +7

    The biggest drawback to living in an age of post-ironic humor is that I can't for the life of me figure out if this guy is satire or not.

  • @rayhem
    @rayhem Год назад +123

    i started uncontrollably cry laughing at the vibrating lips one

  • @figaeroth
    @figaeroth Год назад +167

    To me, this man has reached a humor none can dream of reaching... It's so clear he's playing it up for laughs and I love it

  • @Rusty_Crowz
    @Rusty_Crowz Год назад +30

    21:19
    "you"
    "me? (licks lips)"
    "yes..."
    (staring longingly into eachothers eyes) "then take a bite.."
    (i start seasoning their arm and cooking it, finally after doing all that i have a delicious human arm steak, thank you for your patronage!) - canibalistic crow society

  • @catcat365
    @catcat365 Год назад +46

    22:23 babe wake up, new matching pfps just dropped

  • @Key_1111
    @Key_1111 Год назад +258

    Jordan guessing the president on the $5 bill made me laugh way too hard 🤣🤣

    • @theaceofswords
      @theaceofswords Год назад +28

      washington... chris hamilton... jabba the hut!

    • @Key_1111
      @Key_1111 Год назад +5

      @@theaceofswords 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too damn funny!

  • @AnnieDeLuna2024
    @AnnieDeLuna2024 Год назад +346

    I'm so sure he's self aware but I still can't watch a single clip without dying of cringe

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an Год назад +16

      I'm right there with you, man

  • @deismuarti
    @deismuarti Год назад +148

    If he didn't do the weird lick thing and stuff like that I think he would be pretty funny. The just chilling and taco one made me genuinely laugh especially after Jarvis pointed out how he's so npc like.
    Edit: ok it got too creepy I'm very uncomfortable

    • @standia
      @standia Год назад +10

      I mean he is making fun of TikTok thirst traps and he’s quite funny doing so

  • @lumiere6411
    @lumiere6411 Год назад +22

    man that j-k-l line at 13:39 was so good

  • @aspena5980
    @aspena5980 Год назад +25

    At 15:49 why does he he look like a character from a puppet combo horror game

  • @Cerise4697
    @Cerise4697 Год назад +406

    Jarvis is looking so fine in this fit. They both look fine all the time but this look is so good on Jarvis I just had to comment on it.

    • @ProfNDKai
      @ProfNDKai Год назад +9

      He’ll appreciate this and it’s facts

    • @unhappyrefrain2924
      @unhappyrefrain2924 Год назад +50

      @@MokaFramboise kinda weird comment to make i’m not gonna lie

  • @seal8900
    @seal8900 Год назад +31

    18:05 there’s not even a pickup like there. He just calls us ugly

  • @khirstenh4550
    @khirstenh4550 Год назад +61

    Him trying to make “you’re ugly” sound sensual is taking me out 😂

  • @mossypop
    @mossypop Год назад +3

    the fucking morning breath video kicked me out of a weeks long inability to brush my teeth. he force cured my depression out of sheer repulsion

  • @shakesqueereantragedyy
    @shakesqueereantragedyy Год назад +1

    "i don't have a limit! 😀" i could see the tears in this man's eyes like is someone holding a gun to your head sir???

  • @blucheavy3282
    @blucheavy3282 Год назад +58

    12:37 i love how he says this, it sounds like he's legitmently asking if you're an actual glove

    • @XuiLeeEv
      @XuiLeeEv Год назад +8

      And he's shampoo so it feels like a reasonable question

  • @valentinaaugustina
    @valentinaaugustina Год назад +223

    i’ve always assumed he’s joking, and i love him if he is

    • @amarimochi
      @amarimochi Год назад +61

      I thought I had seen some obviously joking ones so I'm pretty sure he's joking lol

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Год назад +38

      @@amarimochi no yeah it is a bit, none of it is serious

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench Год назад +21

      The slow fake smile at the end of the second one convinced me lol

    • @gretchen0222
      @gretchen0222 Год назад +37

      the one of him randomly appearing beside them is what clued me in the most because there is NO way that could be genuine-

    • @minnie_malism
      @minnie_malism Год назад +8

      obviously it’s satire😭😭 honestly so funny i love him

  • @Blueell
    @Blueell Год назад +81

    Why have I never felt more actively threatened by an online personality before

  • @Addiecakes55
    @Addiecakes55 Год назад +4

    this is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen

  • @katiemorriss
    @katiemorriss Год назад +2

    I’m suing for emotional damages, I wasn’t properly prepared for this video

  • @3starsburningbright
    @3starsburningbright Год назад +309

    why are there so many creepy boyfriends on tiktok

    • @eggnyolk
      @eggnyolk Год назад +55

      Fr, why can’t the creepy bfs just date other creepy bfs 😭😭

    • @georgelooney6826
      @georgelooney6826 Год назад +12

      ​​@@eggnyolk we gotta set up an intervention for this - Catch A Predater

    • @nesamdoom
      @nesamdoom Год назад +10

      Jarvis has made me so happy I never fucked with tiktok.

    • @blushandberries624
      @blushandberries624 Год назад +1

      It is just representative. There are many creepy BFs.

    • @ensommeille5315
      @ensommeille5315 Год назад +12

      and why do they never know what POV means 😔

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs Год назад +83

    I love the idea of a wallet speaking to you on how to use it. It’s like a bop it but for spending- Pull it out! Spend it! Give it to your friend! Empty it!

  • @kenschiermeier1173
    @kenschiermeier1173 Год назад +142

    12:49 so I watch these for background noise at work. I actively stopped typing an email, and my coworker asked if I was okay because my expression was apparently concerning
    That was just so damn outta pocket, I wasn't ready 😂 I couldn't even explain

    • @astoriarego8304
      @astoriarego8304 Год назад +15

      My husband is laughing in the bedroom at the Jarvis video while I am laughing in the next room at your comment because I couldn't make it through more than a minute before it creeped me out too much.

  • @cavanmorber3238
    @cavanmorber3238 Год назад +11

    I laughed for about a minute as soon as Enoch said "POV. I'm your shampoo." with the straightest face I've ever seen.

  • @cknie
    @cknie 8 месяцев назад +2

    "you're so ugly" *instant pause* made me laugh so suddenly i thought i was going to pass out

  • @vattenflaska
    @vattenflaska Год назад +263

    this guy is definitely joking and I think he might be the funniest person on earth

    • @sallylovests
      @sallylovests Год назад +14

      IDK ITS HARD TO TELL

    • @testmeat
      @testmeat Год назад +6

      I agree, he’s hilarious

  • @snek149
    @snek149 Год назад +131

    I've been suffering through Enoch's povs coming up in my feed for weeks. It feels like I'm being mentally violated by an alien in a skin suit. I can't say I'm glad you've been exposed to his videos but I'm glad I'm not alone lmao. Actually no it's not being alone I fear. What if Enoch is behind me. Send help

  • @30frogsinatrenchcoat
    @30frogsinatrenchcoat Год назад +124

    I’m a simple man, I see Jarvis and Jordan collaborating I click, and I preemptively like. Their chemistry is just so wholesome and likeable

  • @RealPotatoNoFlakes
    @RealPotatoNoFlakes Год назад +23

    I had to tap out at 3:43, dude’s stare was freaking me out

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +7

      His gaze is more dead than my grandfather

    • @MarshMelo12
      @MarshMelo12 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@placeholderdoe It's more dead than me on the inside

  • @ampersand471
    @ampersand471 Год назад +1

    with the objects pvo it would be so much better if he was just silent the whole time, gotta love how accurate that would be!

  • @nat298
    @nat298 Год назад +422

    i personally think this is the funniest man in existence

    • @thebagofsalt
      @thebagofsalt Год назад +104

      I agree, I don't think most people are realizing this is one of the greatest bits ever conceived

    • @pictonomii3295
      @pictonomii3295 Год назад +69

      I agree as well, I was tearing up from laughter throughout the video.

    • @yinyelya
      @yinyelya Год назад +13

      SAME 😭

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Год назад +69

      @@thebagofsalt the way he has barely ever broken character is truly a commitment to comedy a normal man cant do

    • @kuhinde
      @kuhinde Год назад +33

      me too , he has mastered the art of satire