The fact that he clearly has created a wierd, meta, inside joke that baffles everyone is actually commendable. He puts an unreasonable amount of effort into a joke that at the surface looks lower than low effort
@@souljahwitchluvI've been binging Jarvis recently, and the more I watch, the more I realise he doesn't see or entertain sarcasm in a lot of cases. He also rarely seems to add stuff himself. Jordan is genuinely hilarious on his solo channel, and other reactors I watch often bring intellectual points with citations. And Jarvis just kinda... Laughs? Idk. I don't hate him or anything close. I just realise I'm watching his videos more for his guests than for him.
@@raimarulightningi feel that way too, i just felt hesitant to bring it up bc i kinda feel bad abt it.. i think jarvis finds a lot of good content to have as a talking point, but he’s not really that funny on his own 😅 which is perfectly fine bc it can be difficult to be funny
his face is so… unmoving. cold. watching an extremely animated person talk is so entertaining… he is the opposite. in every way. not even boring, but the way his face moves makes me shiver in fear.
the non-blinking stare in the shampoo one, combined with the grin has all my self-preservation instincts telling me to run as fast as I can, as far as I can
I love the contrast between Jarvis and Jordan’s outfits. Jordan looks like a depressed middle school English teacher, and Jarvis looks like he’s about to go to an arcade in the 80s
I stg this feels like a nightmare for any neurodivergent person. The fake smile he just has on the entire time...the awkward tension you can't get away from...the forced eye contact T0T and the fact that hes acting SO polite and really laying it on thick with the compliments so it makes you feel bad for even attempting to reject him - UGHHHH I wouldn't know what to do if I was approached by someone like this
I rewatched their reactions to the dude being naked like 15 times lmao, jarvis' double flinch and jordan immediately getting on his hands and knees made me absolutely lose it
This guy gives heavy ‘criptid trying to seem human’ vibes. He’s giving some uncanny valley aesthetics. He feels like he’s doing his best ‘I’m definitely a normal human just doing normal human things’ impression
the 30-second break to provide constructive criticism for the glove/fist thing, complete with illustrative hand gestures, is what makes this truly premium content
Most unrealistic thing about this is him thinking girls put their wallets in their back pocket. Had a chain wallet in high school and all my back pockets wore thru cuz they weren't made to hold anything lol.
Fr. I've been putting my phone in the same back pocket every time and it literally wore through the jeans, leaving a gaping hole that can't hold anything😭
thought of this myself. a lot of women's jeans are made of such thin, low quality material that even putting a phone in the back pocket will wear holes into it, much less a fucking leather trifold
@@redundantmartyr we need to do a scientific study between “just be chilling” and “Your breath stinks”, to figure out at what point in between is the skin-removal point. The shampoo? The wallet? Who knows
i got about halfway through by muting the parts where the creepy dude was talking and still had to take a break because it was too much 😭 the things we do for these guys
something about this guy made this one of the hardest videos of yours to watch. he acts so creepy in such an uncanny valley way, like his smile is so unnatural and i don't think he ever blinks
At 17:20 I got such bad full body disgust that my skin felt creepy-crawly and my hands went to claw his gross-ness from the back of my knees while I shuddered is horror!😨🤢 J&J I hate you for doing this to me!😡😢
@@yinyelya I weirdly wanna believe that. He's a good looking dude and if this is satire that means he's freaking hilarious 😭 I wish him the best, I just hope this ain't his rl rizz lol
Did you know the Dr who invented the stethoscope did it because he was uncomfortable asking woman/girls to take their tops off so he could put his ear on their stomachs/chests, which is how they used to do it?? So he just rolled up a piece of paper and found that it amplified the sound
@@tkdchic78 It's pretty cool, right?? Drs in the 1810s probably weren't horrible people (most of them,) but they weren't exactly known for their nicetys. It's good to know that there were some good ones back then, and he made it comfortable for women to be examined by male Drs for almost 200 years while also advancing the science because it gives a better sound than just an ear. Good guy.
@@Privatewelt That kinda sounds like something the Doctor would do. Some incarnation was just a little averse to being that close to his female companions in medical emergencies, so he figured, "I'm making something for that."
21:19 "you" "me? (licks lips)" "yes..." (staring longingly into eachothers eyes) "then take a bite.." (i start seasoning their arm and cooking it, finally after doing all that i have a delicious human arm steak, thank you for your patronage!) - canibalistic crow society
If he didn't do the weird lick thing and stuff like that I think he would be pretty funny. The just chilling and taco one made me genuinely laugh especially after Jarvis pointed out how he's so npc like. Edit: ok it got too creepy I'm very uncomfortable
I love the idea of a wallet speaking to you on how to use it. It’s like a bop it but for spending- Pull it out! Spend it! Give it to your friend! Empty it!
12:49 so I watch these for background noise at work. I actively stopped typing an email, and my coworker asked if I was okay because my expression was apparently concerning That was just so damn outta pocket, I wasn't ready 😂 I couldn't even explain
My husband is laughing in the bedroom at the Jarvis video while I am laughing in the next room at your comment because I couldn't make it through more than a minute before it creeped me out too much.
I've been suffering through Enoch's povs coming up in my feed for weeks. It feels like I'm being mentally violated by an alien in a skin suit. I can't say I'm glad you've been exposed to his videos but I'm glad I'm not alone lmao. Actually no it's not being alone I fear. What if Enoch is behind me. Send help
the long breaks of him smiling feels like i’m watching an analog horror
i was like damn the new episode of mandela catalogue looks great 😭
pov: i am your true savior
@@amysaysbye not what I expected, but truly shivered my timber’s and gave me that classic, unrivalled analogue horror feel.
the movement stops completely but the background noise and static keep growing louder and louder
Or Dora the explorer
what a ride. I felt premium, then I felt afraid, then it was over. 11/10
beautiful comment
at least he was right about one thing, i do love being here
im reborn as a shetland pony, basking in my first dusk as my mother nuzzles my ear
This is what I’m feeling rn 😅
I’m gonna need 15:53 as a gif
This guy makes me think of the way Christian Bale described Tom Cruise - very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes
That's. ... actually the best description of Tom Cruise I've ever read.
@@KhayJayArt the context of the quote is that Bale's performance in American Psycho was based on Cruise
@@alexanderlane6115 That makes so much sense.
@@alexanderlane6115 that is incredible I SEE IT
Jordan always has the most succinct way of saying something. Like the “I don’t want you to be closer to my phone than I am”
id honestly rather be farther than him bc i dont wanna have my phone 3 inches from my face and have that man stare at me
i hate and love when i read something someone quotes from the video at the exact time they actually say it lol
I've never seen anyone as creepy and hilarious at the same time. This man has MASTERED comedy horror.
I’ve never been more uncomfortable honestly impressive
Facts
unironically
@@bluebell560naw he's ironic
he's SO FUCKING GOOD AT IT LMAOOO
Jarvis, this isn't "licking his lips", he's eating his own soul patch, moisturizing his chin and checking to see if his necklace tastes like pennies.
fr he consumed his whole soulpatch
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
Lmaoooo
i swear to god everytime he does that, his soulpatch loses a hair. aint no way they aren't being ripped tf out 💀
He's flossing with the hairs that get pulled out
i will never get over jordan getting so shocked he started crawling
nobody talks abt this part enuff
absolute goblin energy and i love him for it
edit: don't tell him i said that though i have to keep up my ruse of hating him
can we get a timestamp?
1:27
@beetocks
1:27
There's no way this guy is serious. And if he's not serious, then I think he's one of the funniest guys ever
I was unironically laughing at so many of them but idk if I’m laughing with him or at him😂
he's definitely not serious
the parts where he’s literally just describing what you do with the objects he is roleplaying as are uneblievably funny to me
He’s satire!
The fact that he clearly has created a wierd, meta, inside joke that baffles everyone is actually commendable. He puts an unreasonable amount of effort into a joke that at the surface looks lower than low effort
THANK U 😭 i felt like they didn’t read into the sarcasm at ALL
@@souljahwitchluvI've been binging Jarvis recently, and the more I watch, the more I realise he doesn't see or entertain sarcasm in a lot of cases.
He also rarely seems to add stuff himself. Jordan is genuinely hilarious on his solo channel, and other reactors I watch often bring intellectual points with citations. And Jarvis just kinda... Laughs?
Idk. I don't hate him or anything close. I just realise I'm watching his videos more for his guests than for him.
@@raimarulightningi feel that way too, i just felt hesitant to bring it up bc i kinda feel bad abt it.. i think jarvis finds a lot of good content to have as a talking point, but he’s not really that funny on his own 😅 which is perfectly fine bc it can be difficult to be funny
@@jjanggulane Oh absolutely! I still think he's fun to watch, but I just don't think I can binge him the way I can with Jordan, Drew, or EthanisOnline
his face is so… unmoving. cold. watching an extremely animated person talk is so entertaining… he is the opposite. in every way. not even boring, but the way his face moves makes me shiver in fear.
Its so uncanny valley
you're so right, every expression and movment seems calculated to try and come off as attractive as possible but it just gives off uncanny valley
his eyes look devoid of all life. he is not human.
I want to jump out of my skin and continue life as a skeleton
It's sad because he would look really attractive if he acted like a regular guy but all his mannerisms are so uncomfortable
the non-blinking stare in the shampoo one, combined with the grin has all my self-preservation instincts telling me to run as fast as I can, as far as I can
Same. This guy absolutely has "I want to wear your skin" vibes.
@@verdanttheveiledwitch7430 pov I am your skeleton
I never want to wash my hair again. I'm going full feral.
@@kwarra-an "Wow it sure is getting a bit hot in here.. are you scared? Don't be. It will be over soon."
@@justcallmekai1554 "hey, no don't be scared, ill make sure you won't even feel anything, you'll drift off soon"
I love the contrast between Jarvis and Jordan’s outfits. Jordan looks like a depressed middle school English teacher, and Jarvis looks like he’s about to go to an arcade in the 80s
So accurate 👌🤣
Jordan gives off mr eddie/Gregory vibes from Abbott elementary
Jarvis has drip… im wet at least
A teacher wearing a hoodie?
@@cornnflaek6234 yes?
"I'm sorry I called your mom a... a loser dummy dummy"
Jarvis is so sweet he has a hard time coming up with a hypothetical insult 😭
The last one of him just cutting off the girl mid-sentence and slowly smiling had me in HYSTERICS
I haven't laughed harder than I did at "POV: I just be chilling" in a good while.
I lost it at that part so fucking funny
@@Audreyperson37
Fr
Jordan’s non-committal “gold” in the beginning truly takes premium to a new level
I had to go back cuz I missed it 😂 thank you
Nothing quite encapsulates Free Premium Content ™ better than that imo lol
I love the standard gooolds on this channel, but Jordan's are especially precious
If my body wasn't constantly in a state of fight or flight, I think these POVs would do it. Thanks dudes, I hate it!
Every time I see one of his videos I want to scream, vomit, crawl out of my skin, and touch grass as a skeleton.
I'm not a person who gets uncomfortable very easily, but these videos made me want to disembark the plane of consciousness
@@placeholderdoe every time I see one of his videos I laugh out of funniness or embarassment
I actually got startled when he started making the phone vibration sound effect. So uncanny
For real, the amount of times I have involuntarily yelled at the screen over the course of this video - too high to count
How Jordan just launches himself the moment the guy becomes naked at the start is such a fun thing to rewatch
the way this guy smacks his lips every time he starts a line is an auditory nightmare
whenever Jordan is in a Gold video it really feels even MORE premium. The dynamic between these two is top tier 👌
Jarvis Johnson! GOLD: PLATINUM
@@nesamdoom Jarvis Johnson: GOLD: PLATINUM: GOD TIER
@@6Shots_ofEspresso is that the jester from the living dolls game
Agreed
@@6Shots_ofEspresso Jarvis Johnson: GOLD: PLATINUM: GOD TIER: (SHINY EDITION)
Uh yeah I’d like a written apology from Jarvis and Jordan for showing this to me
I want reimbursement for the therapy I'm going to need because of this.
this man feels like a junji ito character, the way he stares unflinchingly forward, absolutely deadpan, saying the most heinous things possible
HELP I’ve never heard something more accurate
realest comment
Oh my gosh that's so accurate
THATS HOW IVE FELT THIS FEELING BEFORE THANK YOU
The dude from The Human Chair comes to mind
it doesn't feel like these videos end, it just feels like his animation cycle does and he launches into the dialogue tree again
I stg this feels like a nightmare for any neurodivergent person. The fake smile he just has on the entire time...the awkward tension you can't get away from...the forced eye contact T0T and the fact that hes acting SO polite and really laying it on thick with the compliments so it makes you feel bad for even attempting to reject him - UGHHHH I wouldn't know what to do if I was approached by someone like this
I’d run, pretty simple
I''ll give him this: At least he ACTUALLY knows what a POV is, unlike 70% of TikTok
This is a VERY low bar tho lmao
I mean technically tiktok povs are still povs just 3rd person
@@ica3639ig movies are also 3rd person povs?
like why would you even call it a pov if its just a normal video???
I swear I saw you in a hasan comments section today
I rewatched their reactions to the dude being naked like 15 times lmao, jarvis' double flinch and jordan immediately getting on his hands and knees made me absolutely lose it
Sameee haha
he was never naked in the video tho
@@Chiefkeefer78 1:15 this is what I'm talking abt, and it's obviously censored here but in the original tiktok he is fully nude lol
@@whatthehelliot how is that even allowed? Smfh
@@brkh96 it’s twitter , anything is allowed there
This guy gives heavy ‘criptid trying to seem human’ vibes. He’s giving some uncanny valley aesthetics. He feels like he’s doing his best ‘I’m definitely a normal human just doing normal human things’ impression
FR THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING- he’s giving AI
Under the skin, for real.
Did you mean cryptic, stupid? Tf is criptid?
shane madej core
And he’s not doing a good job of it lol
I've seen horror films and laughed, I watch this guy and feel scared for my family's safety
the 30-second break to provide constructive criticism for the glove/fist thing, complete with illustrative hand gestures, is what makes this truly premium content
All these creepy boyfriends need to have a fight to see who's the worst
Alternative: we send all the creepy men to an island far from any other land
And at the end we crown the prime boyfriend
I don't want a fight, I want a dating show with all of them. No women; they date eachother in order to find the prime boyfriend.
and the top 2 get to date each other.
@Dracyan ah yes, it’s all coming together perfectly
everytime this guy licks his lips and does the sensual voice thing it makes me feel like i'm getting violated mentally by a telepathic alien
Yes
So I’m not the only one who feels mentally violated?
very accurate description
@@beefbaby9840 thanks
yknow, I'd rather that
He makes me feel like i'm being held hostage by an alien that doesn't know how to act human
Lol spot on
LOL i love this comment, so accurate
that's exactly how it feels deepsea squid
Him😃😃🫦👅😛😘😉
Us:🤔😳🫢😲🙄🫣🤣
@@naosouumpatopoha7861 um ganso :DD
the polar opposite difference in the way Jordan and Jarvis react to stuff is immaculate
I've have never laughed so hard while also being terrified in my life.
every one of his videos feel like something a kidnapper would rant at you while you are tied to a chair in his basement
The accuracy of this description Lmao!!!
As a writer of yanderes, I feel this.
His pauses remind me of when dora and boots are waiting for you to respond to a prompt. Lifelessly staring into your soul
When he said “pov: I’m shampoo” I thought he was just going to sit there in silence and watch me win imaginary arguments
This guy is seriously a top tier comedian. He KNOWS he's terrifying and RELISHES it.
“I hope that everything you ever pick up gives you a paper cut” WHY DID THIS SEND ME
I cannot WAIT to use this
I feel like someone told him he had a nice smile once, and he turned it into a personality.
@@deimoskaischylos fr!! I also feel like he forgets about digital footprint XD
Perfect explanation
@@peachykeen1409 its satire😂😂
I'm very sure it's satire
Or he's just having fun. It feels harmless and he does have a nice smile. It's cringe, but harmless cringe 🤷
Most unrealistic thing about this is him thinking girls put their wallets in their back pocket. Had a chain wallet in high school and all my back pockets wore thru cuz they weren't made to hold anything lol.
Fr. I've been putting my phone in the same back pocket every time and it literally wore through the jeans, leaving a gaping hole that can't hold anything😭
we have pockets? what magical world do people live in?
thought of this myself. a lot of women's jeans are made of such thin, low quality material that even putting a phone in the back pocket will wear holes into it, much less a fucking leather trifold
@@SpongeyTii jeans do, just not large or good ones.
@@expertlayman6800 This might be for the best if he is our wallet
The clip of the Twitter Guy gets me every time. Jordan just dragging himself across the floor while Jarvis sits there in shock.
@@homerj.simpson2514 this one was pretty low effort bud
That “POV I just be chilling” made me CACKLEEEEE dear god it was so dumb lmfaooo. The lack of material, purpose, emotion, etc in that one is ART
15:36 is sending me because he sounds so genuinely concerned about it
he never blinks. and every time he did the lip thing, i kept thinking he was going to lick his own eye like a lizard
Jarvis's and Jordan's good vibes are fighting hard to counteract the creep factor of this man
Perfectly said. My shoulders kept tensing up and relaxing depending who was on screen!
lmaooo fr
🧑🏽⚕️Your hard beats increasing Jurassicly!😃Are you getting turned on?🫵😳😫PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES!!!(panicking)
Yeah, I physically distanced myself from my phone whenever he's on screen
I was getting ready to slide out of my own skin until the "I be chillin'" POV, which was extreme Jordan energy.
Never mind, the skin's comin' off.
@@redundantmartyr we need to do a scientific study between “just be chilling” and “Your breath stinks”, to figure out at what point in between is the skin-removal point. The shampoo? The wallet? Who knows
Jarvis's beanie is clinging on for dear life
Fr
😂😂😂
I didn't even know he had a beanie on until I read this
Jordan saying "I love tacos!" at 11:25 would an amazing reaction gif (although it really needs sound to reach it's full potential)
Jordan: he has like a completely unpredictable energy
Immediately cuts to
Vid of his lips “vibrating”
Truer words have never been spoken
Honestly you guys are lucky I like you enough to finish this video. My body was physically recoiling with every clip of this dude
I didn't make it, but my husband is still watching so they get the view at least.
I can still hear it make it stop.
i got about halfway through by muting the parts where the creepy dude was talking and still had to take a break because it was too much 😭 the things we do for these guys
I turned away and closed my eyes as a reflex whenever it was slobber time
fr i can’t deal with the mouth noises it’s like asmr 😭
@@lesbianlegoYES as someone with misophonia not only were his vibes repulsive but the MOUTH NOISES were making me nauseous
too many people told this guy he has "a really nice smile" and now we all have to suffer the consequences
Not sure where the lip eating thing came from. But man, stop it!
the sheer psychic damage that shampoo one did to me
If I wake up and the first thing my man says is "damn you stank 😡" we're gonna fight fr
i have not laughed this hard as a mix of pure terror and uncomfort but also pure hilarity
The moment smells started being mentioned I immediately started trying to escape into the fabric of my chair. I cannot handle this
'youre in a relationship and you go I have no limit. I'm a golden god' sounds like Jordon's been reading his domineering CEO wattpad stories
his wHAT?!??!!??!????
Link
Link pls
Please link
9:34
“Damn you stink” made my laugh so painfully hard
“Turn off location services” “You don’t trust me?” Is CRAZY 🤣🤣🤣
Mans looks like he’s on the brink of tears at every moment. PROBABLY CAUSE HE DOESNT BLINK
"the degree to which i don't like this it's very hard to explain"
(looks at the camera)
"it's repulsive"
LMAO
This dude could throw a jump scare in one of these POVs and would be so effective the way he just stairs and freezes is so scary
something about this guy made this one of the hardest videos of yours to watch. he acts so creepy in such an uncanny valley way, like his smile is so unnatural and i don't think he ever blinks
You made it all the way through? God bless.
I swear the more I gotta watch this dude swallow his lip the more unwell I feel lmao everything he says after that just makes me wanna fight
It reminds me of the whole analog horror "alternates". Except that this guy somehow creeps me out even more.
I stg you can see his wisdom teeth when he grins
@@StardustDi Mandala Catalogue?
he blinks incredibly infrequently and it’s terrifying. Thank you kings for another premium video 🙏
At 17:20 I got such bad full body disgust that my skin felt creepy-crawly and my hands went to claw his gross-ness from the back of my knees while I shuddered is horror!😨🤢 J&J I hate you for doing this to me!😡😢
every single lip-licking makes me move away from my device even further. and he's the one who should be doing that
Mans needs some carmax
this 100% has to be satire, this guy is a comedy genius
it is!
@@yinyelya I weirdly wanna believe that. He's a good looking dude and if this is satire that means he's freaking hilarious 😭 I wish him the best, I just hope this ain't his rl rizz lol
@@mightymeatymech it is very much satire, he has a higher understanding of humor and is using it to his advantage
@@mightymeatymech you don't have to believe it because it's true
it 100% is, this man is so funny
Did you know the Dr who invented the stethoscope did it because he was uncomfortable asking woman/girls to take their tops off so he could put his ear on their stomachs/chests, which is how they used to do it?? So he just rolled up a piece of paper and found that it amplified the sound
Thank god 🙏🏻
@@tkdchic78 It's pretty cool, right?? Drs in the 1810s probably weren't horrible people (most of them,) but they weren't exactly known for their nicetys. It's good to know that there were some good ones back then, and he made it comfortable for women to be examined by male Drs for almost 200 years while also advancing the science because it gives a better sound than just an ear. Good guy.
Me dummy read the dr as dr dre
Lord I thought you were talking about "Doctor Who" and i was so confused about what part of the lore did I not understand
@@Privatewelt That kinda sounds like something the Doctor would do. Some incarnation was just a little averse to being that close to his female companions in medical emergencies, so he figured, "I'm making something for that."
0:04 i don’t know why i love the way he says “GOOOOOOLLLD” in the background every time so much
I thought it was a clip from the audio of the guy from Austin Powers “Goldmember” yelling “I love gooold”
The biggest drawback to living in an age of post-ironic humor is that I can't for the life of me figure out if this guy is satire or not.
i started uncontrollably cry laughing at the vibrating lips one
To me, this man has reached a humor none can dream of reaching... It's so clear he's playing it up for laughs and I love it
21:19
"you"
"me? (licks lips)"
"yes..."
(staring longingly into eachothers eyes) "then take a bite.."
(i start seasoning their arm and cooking it, finally after doing all that i have a delicious human arm steak, thank you for your patronage!) - canibalistic crow society
22:23 babe wake up, new matching pfps just dropped
Jordan guessing the president on the $5 bill made me laugh way too hard 🤣🤣
washington... chris hamilton... jabba the hut!
@@theaceofswords 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too damn funny!
I'm so sure he's self aware but I still can't watch a single clip without dying of cringe
I'm right there with you, man
If he didn't do the weird lick thing and stuff like that I think he would be pretty funny. The just chilling and taco one made me genuinely laugh especially after Jarvis pointed out how he's so npc like.
Edit: ok it got too creepy I'm very uncomfortable
I mean he is making fun of TikTok thirst traps and he’s quite funny doing so
man that j-k-l line at 13:39 was so good
At 15:49 why does he he look like a character from a puppet combo horror game
Jarvis is looking so fine in this fit. They both look fine all the time but this look is so good on Jarvis I just had to comment on it.
He’ll appreciate this and it’s facts
@@MokaFramboise kinda weird comment to make i’m not gonna lie
18:05 there’s not even a pickup like there. He just calls us ugly
Him trying to make “you’re ugly” sound sensual is taking me out 😂
the fucking morning breath video kicked me out of a weeks long inability to brush my teeth. he force cured my depression out of sheer repulsion
"i don't have a limit! 😀" i could see the tears in this man's eyes like is someone holding a gun to your head sir???
12:37 i love how he says this, it sounds like he's legitmently asking if you're an actual glove
And he's shampoo so it feels like a reasonable question
i’ve always assumed he’s joking, and i love him if he is
I thought I had seen some obviously joking ones so I'm pretty sure he's joking lol
@@amarimochi no yeah it is a bit, none of it is serious
The slow fake smile at the end of the second one convinced me lol
the one of him randomly appearing beside them is what clued me in the most because there is NO way that could be genuine-
obviously it’s satire😭😭 honestly so funny i love him
Why have I never felt more actively threatened by an online personality before
this is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen
I’m suing for emotional damages, I wasn’t properly prepared for this video
why are there so many creepy boyfriends on tiktok
Fr, why can’t the creepy bfs just date other creepy bfs 😭😭
@@eggnyolk we gotta set up an intervention for this - Catch A Predater
Jarvis has made me so happy I never fucked with tiktok.
It is just representative. There are many creepy BFs.
and why do they never know what POV means 😔
I love the idea of a wallet speaking to you on how to use it. It’s like a bop it but for spending- Pull it out! Spend it! Give it to your friend! Empty it!
12:49 so I watch these for background noise at work. I actively stopped typing an email, and my coworker asked if I was okay because my expression was apparently concerning
That was just so damn outta pocket, I wasn't ready 😂 I couldn't even explain
My husband is laughing in the bedroom at the Jarvis video while I am laughing in the next room at your comment because I couldn't make it through more than a minute before it creeped me out too much.
I laughed for about a minute as soon as Enoch said "POV. I'm your shampoo." with the straightest face I've ever seen.
"you're so ugly" *instant pause* made me laugh so suddenly i thought i was going to pass out
this guy is definitely joking and I think he might be the funniest person on earth
IDK ITS HARD TO TELL
I agree, he’s hilarious
I've been suffering through Enoch's povs coming up in my feed for weeks. It feels like I'm being mentally violated by an alien in a skin suit. I can't say I'm glad you've been exposed to his videos but I'm glad I'm not alone lmao. Actually no it's not being alone I fear. What if Enoch is behind me. Send help
I’m a simple man, I see Jarvis and Jordan collaborating I click, and I preemptively like. Their chemistry is just so wholesome and likeable
I had to tap out at 3:43, dude’s stare was freaking me out
His gaze is more dead than my grandfather
@placeholderdoe It's more dead than me on the inside
with the objects pvo it would be so much better if he was just silent the whole time, gotta love how accurate that would be!
i personally think this is the funniest man in existence
I agree, I don't think most people are realizing this is one of the greatest bits ever conceived
I agree as well, I was tearing up from laughter throughout the video.
SAME 😭
@@thebagofsalt the way he has barely ever broken character is truly a commitment to comedy a normal man cant do
me too , he has mastered the art of satire