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  • @Sky-vt8vu
    @Sky-vt8vu 2 года назад +10934

    as a Filipino we do not want that guy's affordable housing for rich tourists thank you

    • @jaqsre
      @jaqsre 2 года назад +1548

      i was with his plan until that last part of the sentence 😭 like wow that’s so nice and then...

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 2 года назад +1180

      the absolute ROLLERCOASTER that plan was lmao accessibility rights to tourists only 💀

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 2 года назад +432

      yeah i was like cool when he got to all around the world, like plenty of places could use cheap affordable houses...and then he went tourists good gods

    • @galaxyocicat5660
      @galaxyocicat5660 2 года назад +422

      It's incredibly tone deaf because the Philippines does experience problems with affordable housing for poorer Filipinos especially in urban areas, and this guy is planning to make housing for tourists?? People who most likely have enough money to buy like one condominium in the Philippines that Filipino citizens will not be able to have enough money to even rent cause they're too expensive??

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 2 года назад +212

      VERY "had me in the first half" and in the worst way

  • @rory_gilmores_coffee
    @rory_gilmores_coffee 2 года назад +8271

    i'd feel safer with the guy who said his ideal first date would be taking someone to a cliff than i would with garret

    • @jhammer01
      @jhammer01 2 года назад +227

      Completely agree

    • @c12486
      @c12486 2 года назад +321

      Wait was his name really garrett I thought that was Jarvis making fun of him 😂

    • @kaitlin2150
      @kaitlin2150 2 года назад +56

      I'm dying from laughing because of this comment omg lol

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 2 года назад +13

      He seemed really chill

    • @coldslaws
      @coldslaws 2 года назад +3

      @@jhammer01 9999999999999999999999999999999999

  • @eldritchteletubby9319
    @eldritchteletubby9319 2 года назад +1303

    The second video really went from "try to win a date with Garrett" to "avoid the date with Garrett at all costs."

    • @MaryMarixo
      @MaryMarixo Год назад +98

      Each girl walked just out of camera view and visibly breathed a sigh of relief.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +17

      Yeah, I don’t blame ‘em.

    • @FreedomUninterrupted
      @FreedomUninterrupted Год назад +4

      YEEEES!

    • @pisscvre69
      @pisscvre69 Год назад +5

      and he did it with the first sentance he said, thats a all time speedrun on red flags LOL

    • @definitelynotskynet
      @definitelynotskynet Год назад +7

      For real. I feel like 10 shot gal absolutely knew what she was doing with those answers.

  • @Sloth808
    @Sloth808 2 года назад +625

    As someone born and raised in a place that is now a tourist destination, it makes my blood boil hearing his plan to make vacation homes. It’s heartbreaking to see so many local people have to move away when they can no longer afford to live in places that have been gentrified

  • @roseharvey9900
    @roseharvey9900 2 года назад +5621

    You know all those girls are making fun of him behind the screen. So many knowing looks were given.

    • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
      @kitchensinkchronicles3272 2 года назад +154

      for sure

    • @moatrboat
      @moatrboat 2 года назад +87

      i would have lmao

    • @goldenoceans14
      @goldenoceans14 2 года назад +44

      I was thinking this too 😂😂

    • @DirtyPrancing
      @DirtyPrancing 2 года назад +241

      You can tell he feels it too, the way he's squirming and making comments about himself taking the L when he's literally the one eliminating the women

    • @jupiterzombies
      @jupiterzombies 2 года назад +14

      SO MANY.....

  • @ToriSleeper
    @ToriSleeper 2 года назад +7449

    Why the guy feels icky and wrong: He is not really asking them anything about THEMSELVES or their personality. It's about what they can do for him, their relationships with men, and their bodies. Everything he says about or to them comes from sexist stereotypes.
    The girl beforehand was asking about their goals and interests...

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 2 года назад +966

      every woman eliminated was secretly blessed

    • @ToriSleeper
      @ToriSleeper 2 года назад +415

      @@hippopajamas honestly. I'm sure they were relieved 😅

    • @ToriSleeper
      @ToriSleeper 2 года назад +569

      @Safwaan if the guys are "always asking them", he should have been better as asking them questions 😂

    • @auroralong5437
      @auroralong5437 2 года назад +369

      @Safwaan what?? are you saying we have an innate ability to talk to men and then men have some innate difficulty talking to us??

    • @kenstein7320
      @kenstein7320 2 года назад +543

      @Safwaan anybody can initiate a conversation bro it aint 1952

  • @TindraSan
    @TindraSan 2 года назад +789

    The guy is very good at asking incredibly loaded questions. He rly seems like the type of guy who appears nice at first but is actually very judgemental, but also insecure and tries to cover it with a passive aggressiveness that's supposed to come off as "confidence"

    • @TindraSan
      @TindraSan 2 года назад +22

      ... this guy is a sub, but a creepy one

    • @shirin9452
      @shirin9452 2 года назад +12

      That’s the best description I’ve seen of him here

    • @pisscvre69
      @pisscvre69 Год назад +2

      "appears nice at first" bruh where LOL he's just 100 rude

    • @thesingerintheshower
      @thesingerintheshower 11 месяцев назад +1

      Nailed it

  • @kill4karma
    @kill4karma 2 года назад +371

    Garrett is definitely the type of dude to mainsplain literally everything. You could have a doctorate on a topic he's never even heard of and will still tell you you're wrong about anything you say about it.

    • @FanEdtit
      @FanEdtit 4 месяца назад +3

      He the type of guy to say “no, you don’t get it” and then say the same thing back to you but in an emotional manner

  • @Hippolyta.
    @Hippolyta. 2 года назад +4887

    garrett has a lot of confidence for someone who is always wrong

    • @poooooooooooooooo
      @poooooooooooooooo 2 года назад +60

      couldn't have said it better

    • @evanitii4138
      @evanitii4138 2 года назад +114

      its always the worst guys who are confident

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST 2 года назад +49

      “Get out of my way or I’ll spit on you”
      “Uh, I was just cold”

    • @taylifts
      @taylifts 2 года назад +22

      That's just most straight men tbh

    • @jordanfelt5978
      @jordanfelt5978 2 года назад +10

      @@taylifts then you haven't been around too many straight men. Or you just need to change yourself because running around assuming that about an entire group of people is pretty ignorant.

  • @DeviPotato
    @DeviPotato 2 года назад +2729

    the woman seemed genuinely interested in getting to know the guys and the man kept trying to flex about how he Knows Things and how he could psychoanalyze them by their choice in clothes

    • @cilantrolime
      @cilantrolime 2 года назад +128

      And their relationship with their dads lol

    • @nanoglitch6693
      @nanoglitch6693 2 года назад +23

      Don't get me wrong, I didn't like the guy either but I can't fault him for misunderstanding the game because that was kinda what I came here expecting.

    • @PogChimp
      @PogChimp 2 года назад +7

      except the gyy was always wrong

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 2 года назад +8

      Psychoanalysis in that way might be the cringiest thing possible. I hate people who “””””””read body language”””””””””

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 2 года назад

      @@nanoglitch6693 it’s his opinions, not necessarily expressing them

  • @goosegoose5737
    @goosegoose5737 2 года назад +253

    It was awesome how after eliminating a girl, she’d come around and his face had “oh crap she’s gorgeous” written all over it.

  • @twilitecho5903
    @twilitecho5903 2 года назад +166

    "Do you like to wear colorful shoes" is the kind of question Duolingo would hit me with in 6th grade Spanish.

  • @itsasecret5540
    @itsasecret5540 2 года назад +5221

    You're not nitpicking him, Jarvis. His vibes are off and his questions are creepy and judgemental.

    • @MeikaGarcia
      @MeikaGarcia 2 года назад +30

      💯

    • @Stopcommentingthesamecomments
      @Stopcommentingthesamecomments 2 года назад +151

      He was off af i get being kinda socially akward i kinda still am but that dude was just freaking werid man i cringed at every word he said as soon as he said he was going for a tick tock look bro ur in ur mid 20s stfu

    • @mmarleenn2391
      @mmarleenn2391 2 года назад +110

      Yeah he seemed as if he himself thinks he dissed these girls in a cheeky way or so but is just rude and petty

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 2 года назад +92

      the concept is very superficial, judge a person by how they dress. but it lets you ask questions to get to know them beyond that, which the first girl did. he just focused on the judge the book by the cover. he only cared about the superficial aspects of the girls, everything he said and asked revolved around superficial things. so it comes off as super creepy

    • @suzannax
      @suzannax 2 года назад +42

      I feel bad for the unlucky "winner". Lucky escape for the others though

  • @elliottc-c8777
    @elliottc-c8777 2 года назад +2468

    Jubilee can't seem to find a single man who knows how to compliment women without being a creep

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 2 года назад +131

      They’re hard to come by

    • @elliottc-c8777
      @elliottc-c8777 2 года назад +199

      @@Kaunoe You're right, I just didn't want to say that because it'd get me bombarded with hate comments from men

    • @flargarbason1740
      @flargarbason1740 2 года назад +128

      @@elliottc-c8777 from the "nice guys" of the internet

    • @anastasinscreed
      @anastasinscreed 2 года назад +62

      @@flargarbason1740 it's always the nice guys lmao

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 2 года назад +12

      @@elliottc-c8777 if you think everyone who disagrees with you is a man hating on you maybe you need to rethink your views

  • @itschili2711
    @itschili2711 2 года назад +111

    Jess’s final pick wants to colonize a South East Asian country with air bnbs and said “let’s get married”. Boooo

  • @onlyanuli
    @onlyanuli 2 года назад +172

    as a fashion student i can say fashion simultaneously does and does not exist. literally wear whatever looks good on you and makes you happy, but also make sure it looks good.

  • @AlexanderKrell
    @AlexanderKrell 2 года назад +5023

    The guy totally googled "how to talk to women about clothes" before the show then abandoned that plan and started ad-libbing after the second Depop flop

    • @Purplesquigglystripe
      @Purplesquigglystripe 2 года назад +52

      @Safwaan it can be a good flirting strategy, but only if you’re actually good at it and not being overly condescending.

    • @oniondust
      @oniondust 2 года назад +19

      I went on a date with a guy who did the same thing and it felt weird

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 2 года назад +40

      @Safwaan I thought he came off as genuinely awkward. My impression was that he took the "this is about clothes" thing a little too seriously and the embarrassment he felt from his banter getting squashed in the beginning just never subsided. Really flustered, bad at hiding it, grasping at straws for questions and comments. I guess I thought he was more "Sh*t, I need a question and comment for EACH girl, EVERY time?! What are questions people ask on other dating shows??" rather than trying to be alpha. The poor guy couldn't even think of a different compliment as the women were eliminated other than "I'm taking an L" again and again.

    • @mars_is_cooler
      @mars_is_cooler 2 года назад +17

      @Safwaan I think people who do that think that they’re going to guess right and the girl is going to be like “Wow How did you guess” and then they laugh about for years but it is just awkward regardless if they’re right

  • @thilypad557
    @thilypad557 2 года назад +5377

    You’re not alone. He was also weirding me out mostly because of the undertone of sexism in most his comments/questions. Asking the girl with ripped jeans about her relationship with her dad was a bad look because the of stereotype that girls who have “daddy issues” (I hate that term. Shanspeare has a great video on the sexist nature of that term if you’re interested) dress a certain way.

    • @olivieremy6085
      @olivieremy6085 2 года назад +347

      After he said "value" as reffering to the women's, nothing after that came right.

    • @aleksandrapaczkowska1789
      @aleksandrapaczkowska1789 2 года назад +60

      I love you for recommending video essay

    • @k3y_sm4sh
      @k3y_sm4sh 2 года назад +293

      @JarvisJohnson: "I hate this man's vibe... But it's probably just me"
      Me, a woman: No no no it's NOT just you 😬 This man makes me feel unsafe and I'm not even in the room with him!

    • @Hippolyta.
      @Hippolyta. 2 года назад +202

      Totally agree. And when he said one of the girl's pants sat on her body nicely, it highlighted how he pays more attention to the body rather than the clothing. And even when he payed attention to their personality, anything that opposed his lifestyle was wrong (ie, "Toronto girl" not liking Drake, and the first girl going out clubbing. To the second example, he couldn've just said "I'm not much of a clubber or drinker so our lifestyles/interests may not align." Instead, he demonized her hobbies.)
      Semantics and nuance are very important in language. If you're not paying attention to the way you phrase things, you don't care as much for other people's feelings

    • @k3y_sm4sh
      @k3y_sm4sh 2 года назад +140

      Usually it's hard for me to feel bad for show contestants bc a lot of the drama is manufactured after the fact by editors, and even if not they're getting paid to be there by choice (Jarvis has pointed this out a few times), but in this case these seemed like nice girls who wanted to participate in a fun dating game and instead they got objectified by an insanely creepy guy to the point of most of them seemingly like they WANTED to get eliminated rather than date him... And I fear to think how he treated the "winner" if she didn't want to date him based on what he asked about ghosting- this man has been ghosted before and in my experience those are the kind of men who will go to desperate lengths (ex. st*lking) to "win" a woman

  • @Myr642
    @Myr642 2 года назад +95

    This man is making it blatantly obvious he’s into degradation: “Are you going to make me cry on a date” “spit on me”

  • @EnergyCuddles
    @EnergyCuddles 2 года назад +86

    Impressed by that guy's negging game ... like wow, EVERYTHING he says is a jab at those women.

  • @sapien537
    @sapien537 2 года назад +2899

    He LITERALLY has "negative game" I've never heard anything more accurate about people like him.

    • @JhericFury
      @JhericFury Год назад +12

      Yup, it's like that bit in friends when Joey is learning how to repel women

    • @undefined7141
      @undefined7141 Год назад +9

      Riiiiiight it’s friggin palpable

  • @Kaunoe
    @Kaunoe 2 года назад +2112

    He doesn’t deserve any of these absolute girl bosses

    • @emma-di5ly
      @emma-di5ly 2 года назад +210

      He gaslights, he gatekeeps, they girlboss

    • @doityourselfbombs
      @doityourselfbombs 2 года назад +75

      girlboss (endearing)

    • @bufferkiller
      @bufferkiller 2 года назад +79

      I love that each one eliminated looked so relieved and the one chosen was so clearly disappointed. 😂

    • @littlechickeyhudak
      @littlechickeyhudak 2 года назад

      unus

  • @Samiju
    @Samiju 2 года назад +65

    " Drip has been a little dry lately" is poetry and you cannot convince me otherwise.

  • @Cupcake101rocks
    @Cupcake101rocks 2 года назад +232

    I feel like an lgbt version of this would be very fun considering the pretty accurate lgbt fashion stereotypes

    • @cosmodusty
      @cosmodusty Год назад +25

      RIGHT. you can absolutely tell a person's personality based on their fit... because we do that on purpose hahahh

    • @ro_the_lion
      @ro_the_lion Год назад +12

      @@cosmodusty lol so true, so true! The safest thing is to be as clearly coded as possible. No room for error, gotta cuff correctly...

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 11 месяцев назад +2

      oh yeah like a sapphic version where the contestants are just dressed like the whole cast of matilda

  • @9gagHasMySoul
    @9gagHasMySoul 2 года назад +6531

    'Youre just short' i love her for this, she wrecked this guys entire week

    • @cass1115
      @cass1115 2 года назад +482

      I just know he went home and cried about that

    • @anastasinscreed
      @anastasinscreed 2 года назад +260

      The only thing I liked about the second part, honestly.

    • @sven6574
      @sven6574 2 года назад +261

      One thing you should most definitely do to not seem insecure about your height is respond “No you’re not” to a tall woman telling you her height

    • @FabulousKilljoy917
      @FabulousKilljoy917 2 года назад +61

      Entire week? Nah she wrecked this man’s life 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hamtaru
      @hamtaru 2 года назад +94

      i was laughing so hard when she said she's 6'1, it was obvious he was trying to make it seem as if he's 6'2 or something instead of 5'9 and getting confirmation just cracked me up

  • @woahtheresis2797
    @woahtheresis2797 2 года назад +2153

    i think the thing that bugs me the most about that guy is how he kept making up very specific personalities for the women and not just letting them speak for themselves. (also Jackie is so pretty o.O)

    • @TheKaurK
      @TheKaurK 2 года назад +248

      Safwaan why do you have to negate it if someone finds Jackie pretty? You can have your opinion as to who you think is beautiful, but it’s just odd to go out of your way to negate someone’s compliment to someone else? Do you think your taste in beauty should be the ultimate standard for everyone else? This maybe an open forum but I don’t think something like a compliment on a subjective quality is really up for debate. Unless, of course that’s an unearned power trip or something worse.

    • @whatagirthypooyouvetaken5825
      @whatagirthypooyouvetaken5825 2 года назад +17

      @@TheKaurK exactly

    • @WOLFGANG634
      @WOLFGANG634 2 года назад +79

      @Safwaan
      You’re commenting on everything and being absolutely disgusting with your views-To anyone who’s curious, he got into a whole debate with people about, “women having it easier than men”. This man-child dislikes stereotypical gender roles for men, but sees nothing wrong about it being perpetuated for women. Please stop talking 🤮

    • @Skelliiie
      @Skelliiie 2 года назад +54

      @Safwaan you literally did, in a reply to a different comment. Oh you were also being extremely transphobic in those replies as well, can't forget that.

    • @sfigataa.69
      @sfigataa.69 2 года назад +4

      @Safwaan bro. “The other ones”…? They aren’t fucking things lmao. Va te faire foutre.

  • @1DROCKS12345
    @1DROCKS12345 2 года назад +58

    It felt like when Jess comented on the mens outfits, she judged the actual style and the clothes and the combinations while getting to know them but when Garett was judging the girls, he was just judging *them*. Like when he was intimidated by the first girl's height, and commented on depop girls. Then he moves completely into really personal (and low-key sexist) things - what's your relationship with your father, how many guys have you ghosted. Like she asked about them and their plans, interests etc. He was just inappropriate.

  • @rockyember
    @rockyember 2 года назад +59

    the women were probably so relieved when he chose to eliminate them after those sexist, awkward questions

  • @WhosBean
    @WhosBean 2 года назад +8099

    "Where do you see yourself 5 years?" "Gentrifying the Philippines" "So cute!"
    Edit: To be clear, I think she misunderstood too, but it was a funny reaction from our pov.

    • @Shadowdreamer4
      @Shadowdreamer4 2 года назад +1208

      to be fair to her, the first time I heard him I assumed "affordable housing" was for the Filipinos because I missed the "tourism" part. I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and say she also missed that.

    • @21units
      @21units 2 года назад +144

      @@Shadowdreamer4 *Filipinos but yeah maybe she missed that part

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 2 года назад +65

      Literally the first time I've heard the word "gentrify" since I took Human Geo.

    • @megatronboy-ir1vn
      @megatronboy-ir1vn 2 года назад +3

      LMFAO

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 2 года назад +265

      @@Shadowdreamer4 i really hope that was it. i mean, he had us in the first half. we thought he wanted to go and help people in lesser situations be able to have a nice house they can afford. but no, he plans on getting rich by building houses only rich foreigners visiting the country will be able to afford

  • @rice_frying_shrimp
    @rice_frying_shrimp 2 года назад +1793

    "Toronto" getting that hit in there about his height before leaving was absolutely amazing. I am so proud of her. Queen.

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 2 года назад +72

      RIGHT?! like, ROAST him!

    • @maryd7753
      @maryd7753 2 года назад +121

      he got absolutely demolished and then got sOOO bitter in the next round 💀

    • @commanderponds8308
      @commanderponds8308 2 года назад +17

      Toronto was best girl lol

    • @sierra6651
      @sierra6651 2 года назад +17

      she dodged a bullet and she knew it. good for her

    • @Rhysman30
      @Rhysman30 2 года назад +2

      I agree, but chicks do take rejection hella hard, kinda pathetic. Im sure bud would have taken any one of them given the chance. It's like giving a bag of candy to a kid and asking them to only pick one to eat lmao

  • @roseevans4101
    @roseevans4101 2 года назад +43

    The girl guesser has good taste and a sense of depth and isn't totally vapid
    The guy guesser has never met a woman in his entire life

  • @esl4287
    @esl4287 2 года назад +33

    Ok, so I read this as "dating blind guys based on their outfits" and wondered what horrible abyss you'd stumbled into.

  • @marylickona6322
    @marylickona6322 2 года назад +1002

    Bro the girl was asking questions like she was actually interested in dating one of the guys but the guy was lowkey just judging the girls lmao

    • @aj7058
      @aj7058 2 года назад +65

      She also went for a much more cohesive format like even if he didn't suck so much he killed the game by trying to ask them each individual questions.

    • @elizahhoward3923
      @elizahhoward3923 2 года назад +4

      I apologize for these excuses for men these days

  • @anindya6707
    @anindya6707 2 года назад +902

    As a SE Asian, that guy's answer about going to the Philippines definitely irks me. The whole SE Asia (probably excluding Singapore) is already very cheap for 1st world country people to visit. Whyy do they need to make it cheaper?? He may not meant to gentrify but it just screams gentrification to meee.

    • @rachel3760
      @rachel3760 2 года назад +56

      I was thinking the same thing! The Philippines is ssooo cheap for westerners. It'd be messed up to built vacation homes in the first place but to sell them as "affordable" for "more people to travel" like you're breaking barriers when it's already cheap is extra slimy.

    • @ronanmaebee
      @ronanmaebee 2 года назад +58

      I thought he was going to say affordable housing for like the actual population but then he said vacation homes like ??? that's not affordable housing thats airbnb !!

    • @Em-fz5uh
      @Em-fz5uh 2 года назад +16

      Well said !! As someone who visited multiple countries in SA, I completely agree with you. The expenses for us western tourists aren’t much the only expensive thing are the plane tickets.
      His whole idea sounds stupid. It will just made the land and housing more expensive for the locals in the area.

    • @kaileymo
      @kaileymo Год назад +11

      @@Em-fz5uh Typical half baked idea 💀. I can understand the line of thinking and context that as a black man in the US, travel is oftentimes out of reach for many, and he sees “making beautiful places accessible” as a noble pursuit. But, as you said, the prohibitively expensive part is the plane ticket and making a bunch of VRBOs is actually terrible for locals! He’s not think about his role in gentrification or how making cheap rentals will actually make travel to the Philippines accessible. Something tells me that he just wanted to travel and came up with this “business idea” just to sound cool.

    • @jwlsiee
      @jwlsiee Год назад +14

      affordable housing.... he should have ended it there LMAO

  • @Emily-pn1rg
    @Emily-pn1rg 2 года назад +25

    My physical reaction to the, "what's the relationship with your dad like?" Was exactly what Jarvis did, literally jerked my head back and closed my eyes from the whiplash.

  • @maeowelvsulotz
    @maeowelvsulotz 2 года назад +17

    The dude in the second vid’s whole approach was: Lemme just make assumptions about each woman so that I’m validated if I’m correct and if I’m wrong then I’ve learned absolutely nothing about her.
    Then let me just gaslight the girl I find hot but eliminated and say that she “turned on me” by insulting my height even though I insulted her height first.
    What a toxic a hole

  • @cthrugrl
    @cthrugrl 2 года назад +1962

    Doesn't the whole asking questions thing completely defeat the point of the exercise? At that point its not a blind date based on outfits, it's just a blind date

    • @hannahbloom
      @hannahbloom 2 года назад +379

      yeah, I was very confused when they started talking. I though the whole point was that they pick their favorite outfit, then see what someone’s personality is.

    • @mcwjes
      @mcwjes 2 года назад +76

      Maybe because there's not a ton of personality in four pairs of dark pants? Maybe?

    • @mcwjes
      @mcwjes 2 года назад +34

      @@alext8294 for sure. It's definitely a stretch.

    • @rachelkim6134
      @rachelkim6134 2 года назад +85

      I agree, or at least ask questions delving more into their fashion styles instead of their personalities/interests.

    • @hellomissannie
      @hellomissannie 2 года назад +16

      Agreed! The channel Cocoa Butter has a similar series where they actually pick the date purely based on the outfit

  • @justlola417
    @justlola417 2 года назад +1238

    That dude is the kind of person you have to close your eyes and take a deep breath after every sentence they say, or be cringing forever

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 2 года назад +48

      why is this so accurate😭😭

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 Год назад +5

      I hate how that perfectly encapsulates him but spot on.

  • @chicknugs
    @chicknugs 2 года назад +40

    I’m glad Jarvis’s douche radar is as good as mine with that guy who was picking. I feel like women get backlash for having an automatic sense of creepy/rude guys so it’s nice to know we aren’t the only ones 😭

    • @chicknugs
      @chicknugs 2 года назад +10

      The way he backed up from her in horror after that blonde girl said she’s 6’1

  • @pippity_bobo
    @pippity_bobo 2 года назад +15

    Dude, this guy was so icky. He's the type of guy who will mansplain your hobby to you on first date, ask you to "educate him" and call you drunk, crying and "don't understand why things didn't work out, everything went so well" after break up (which probably will be after that one first date)

  • @AlexA-jm3qj
    @AlexA-jm3qj 2 года назад +1067

    the combination of him negging every girl while also objectifying them and not caring about them as people is what makes him feel so weird...jarvis ur instincts were totally correct

    • @kiyavi
      @kiyavi 2 года назад +28

      Dang, I think you nailed it...now you got me thinking...was he trying to do outdated, bad pick-up techniques in this already unnatural scenario? That could explain partially why it was so eww.

    • @bananabrain2996
      @bananabrain2996 2 года назад +39

      And the fact he was making little comments to suggest the women were the toxic ones... feel like he's the kind of guy who doesn't speak to women as equals then wonders why they're stand offish towards him

  • @shapedsilver3689
    @shapedsilver3689 2 года назад +1550

    I totally agree with his “that first date is a little much” thing. Going to your place and listening to music is what you do as an add-on when your seriously vibing, not something you plan for

    • @Flameclaw123
      @Flameclaw123 2 года назад +122

      Especially since I got the impression from his answer that it was music he made, which is like... a Lot for a first date if that's what he meant

    • @cheetodust745
      @cheetodust745 2 года назад +67

      Driving around is such a lame first date idea, then going to a strangers house?? Hell nah

    • @hmmmummm2514
      @hmmmummm2514 2 года назад +98

      @@cheetodust745 i actually think driving around might be fun, but only if i knew the person as a friend beforehand. you could talk and stuff. obviously with a stranger it would be kind of terrifying.

    • @cheetodust745
      @cheetodust745 2 года назад +51

      @@hmmmummm2514 yeah I like cruising with friends too, blasting music and parking to take photos or just walking around is great! It’s just that for a first date it’s so low effort and possibly dangerous. Coffee, lunch, dinner etc are much better for first dates because it requires effort (dressing up, picking the restaurant/cafe) and is in a public place

    • @g.t.3186
      @g.t.3186 2 года назад +22

      @@cheetodust745 Hell, even dinner seems like a bit much for my book. Or any night time date for that matter, it's always easier to feel safer during the day and I don't wanna make my date nervous to leave, if that makes any sense.

  • @bakalaurel
    @bakalaurel 2 года назад +13

    I get all of my rings from Etsy and getting pre-curated sets is a great way to start out if you don’t know how to coordinate jewelry in your style yet!

  • @ratmaschine
    @ratmaschine 2 года назад +15

    that guy makes me feel more ace than i've ever felt

  • @fulcafcoffee
    @fulcafcoffee 2 года назад +2706

    Women judging men on their outfits: subversive take on sexism, a commentary, shows her engaging with them in a way that is trying to get to know them
    Man judging women on outfits: picks a sexist man, nothing is good, is not even qualified to be here, doesn't seem like he has ever spoken to a woman before, seems to resent every woman in the video
    Like can we just talk about how the women have to be overqualified and the man is way underqualified, and how he was just so creeepy

    • @chevgage6210
      @chevgage6210 2 года назад +135

      Or it's easier to find a woman with good communication skills than a dude.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 2 года назад +18

      I can't believe you're talking about being under or overqualified in reference to a dumbass internet video where you judge people based solely on clothing. The only underqualification is if the person was literally unable to see.

    • @InWinds
      @InWinds 2 года назад +228

      @@FrenkTheJoy You missed the point while taking it personally and trying to excuse it with a "it's a dumb internet thing"

    • @demetrian7856
      @demetrian7856 2 года назад +96

      @@FrenkTheJoy she was into fashion, quite over-qualified.

    • @quincyd642
      @quincyd642 2 года назад +26

      @@demetrian7856 lmao you’re still missing the point tho. him not being “qualified” to talk abt fashion doesn’t matter when the guy was a judgmental weirdo the entire time

  • @notaleaf7620
    @notaleaf7620 2 года назад +2873

    I feel so premium in the presence of Jarvis

    • @AaronYorkYT
      @AaronYorkYT 2 года назад +19

      Ayyyeee I see that profile pic. 👌🏽

    • @kaylee_keen
      @kaylee_keen 2 года назад +11

      he said us

    • @therealmistermemer
      @therealmistermemer 2 года назад +7

      @@0LavenderAndHoney0 It's a bot.

    • @poppyseed5270
      @poppyseed5270 2 года назад +7

      This isn't Jarvis. This is Jarvis Johnson! Gold. Get it together 😒

    • @notaleaf7620
      @notaleaf7620 2 года назад +3

      @@0LavenderAndHoney0 I am deeply sorry for the mix up 😔

  • @gooblegal817
    @gooblegal817 2 года назад +10

    it feels like he's one of those guys that act very nice, especially around other people, but then get weird or easily irritated if you say the wrong thing

  • @yolddelius6292
    @yolddelius6292 Год назад +5

    as a tall woman, I stan for the tall woman in white who laughed right off stage. The terror in his eyes at her height is so familiar to me I guffawed. I can't tell you how many times men have asked me to do a height contest because they can't believe I'm taller than them-- I feel represented lol

  • @nerdleturtle152
    @nerdleturtle152 2 года назад +460

    That guy in the second video just radiates misogyny. Like all the questions he's asking are so weird and how creepy he is is just bleh. Like how he immediately went to passive aggressive comments about the first woman he eliminated was so odd and gross

    • @maggiedk
      @maggiedk 2 года назад +86

      Thissss. Also the question about the girl's dad... He seems like the kind of dude who talks negatively about women with "daddy issues"

    • @anastasinscreed
      @anastasinscreed 2 года назад +16

      If you look at the comments under the original video it is amazing how people totally ignore it and say he was respectful...respectful how?

  • @cecdoglover
    @cecdoglover 2 года назад +958

    All his questions were so awful. He seems like the kind of guy that only takes dating advice from the "player" types on tik tok.. like the insanely toxic men that low-key still live in their moms house but think they're qualified to give advice for some reason. Like he really thought he ate that but not a single one of those women will ever talk to him again, they'll all probably block him as soon as they get their phones 😂

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 2 года назад +37

      textbook negging, it was so gross!

    • @blueghost4769
      @blueghost4769 2 года назад +12

      This makes a lot of sense, considering he literally said he's going for a "tiktoker vibe" with his outfit (i don't remember how he said it but smth like that)

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 2 года назад +9

      @@blueghost4769 D minus class tiktokker is how he specified it. Blegh.

    • @maynot
      @maynot 2 года назад +2

      @@kiralonely1307 i saw a comment of yours on a jammidodger video today, now here :0 good to know the algorithm has reached max mind-control-ability and has us both on the same content stream. like ur pic too!

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 2 года назад +1

      @@maynot Thank you! I drew it myself. Also, I think I've probably seen you before. I see a lot of common names/pfps across similar spaces, but this is the first time anyone's mentioned seeing my comments, I feel so very flattered haha. I mostly figured I was writing those predominately for the robots of the algorithm's entertainment, lmao.
      Dunno if you've seen Doctor Who but us being on the same mind-control and content stream reminds me immensely of the Cybermen, lol.

  • @firesigndoll
    @firesigndoll Год назад +7

    I'm just now watching this video (I'm late I know) and I think it's so wholesome that Jarvis was talking about wanting to wear jewelry and now in one of his most recent videos he's decked out in cool jewelry :')

  • @bobobojan
    @bobobojan 2 года назад +14

    Jarvis is the secure straight man we need and deserve

  • @mrluvpups
    @mrluvpups 2 года назад +297

    As a tall female, i find that only insecure men comment on my height in a derogatory way

    • @biancavasileva9803
      @biancavasileva9803 2 года назад +28

      Him saying "You're not 6'1''!" made me laugh. I hear that a lot from guys who are supposedly the same height as me, but in reality I'm taller, so I MUST be the one lying lol.

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 Год назад

      Yeah, Toronto was a real cutie, he didn’t have to do all that.

  • @juliannefost6351
    @juliannefost6351 2 года назад +1610

    My train of thought on travelling to the Philippines guy was exactly the same as Jarvis’ lol… “oh affordable homes, good for him! Oh… affordable vacation homes” lmao

    • @DirtyPrancing
      @DirtyPrancing 2 года назад +21

      It sent me that she didn't call him out for that. Probably didn't want to embarrass him on 'tv.' or idk, she's just dumb and cosplaying Elle woods

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 2 года назад

      How is it bad to want to vacation?

    • @user-kg6pr1iv4i
      @user-kg6pr1iv4i 2 года назад +52

      @@DirtyPrancing She could have just not heard it. I didn't until Jarvis pointed it out.

    • @user-kg6pr1iv4i
      @user-kg6pr1iv4i 2 года назад +91

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 Rich people are the ones that travel, so why do they need affordable housing? Nothing is wrong with traveling, but tourism ruins places for those who live there. Look at Hawaii, and see how inflated prices are. The islands have become America's personal theme parks, and Hawaii didn't even want to become a state. :/

    • @randomcrusader5632
      @randomcrusader5632 2 года назад +10

      @@user-kg6pr1iv4i gonna nitpick real quick, it’s not like only rich people travel, a lot of different types of people travel, but vacationing is much more of a thing a wealthy person does

  • @shellygenevievee
    @shellygenevievee 2 года назад +5

    Ahaha I started subconsciously nodding along with you when you started talking about how ambitious first date descriptions are. They’re so extreme lol, like I feel like a first date should leave me wanting more

  • @ro_the_lion
    @ro_the_lion Год назад +3

    I want a lesbian ep of this show. Does that exist? Is that something you can react to? Because just, the joy of watching, very specifically, one femme choose between 5 butches, all with their own charming fashion stylings, is an utter dream and I know it would be wholesome af. I'm writing it in my head right now, and the bonus is that it could never be slightly creepy.

  • @qwitchyy
    @qwitchyy 2 года назад +628

    No no, you’re right. Everything this man said was wrong.

  • @jacksonlarson6099
    @jacksonlarson6099 2 года назад +950

    I spit out my drink when Jarvis said "we've got a lot of blacks here." It took me a second to figure out what he was saying.

    • @dookie6906
      @dookie6906 2 года назад +115

      And right after he says "and im guilty of this too..." I died

    • @ElleLeNue
      @ElleLeNue 2 года назад +13

      I just came from the black face videos so i had to do a double take 🤣

    • @sicilen-g3433
      @sicilen-g3433 2 года назад +1

      I KNOW

    • @waynejohnson1786
      @waynejohnson1786 Год назад +2

      Yea I thought that was going in a completely different direction...
      The fact the two guys it showed immediately after he said it were black makes it even funnier 😂

  • @supervegito8340
    @supervegito8340 2 года назад +8

    I love bell bottom girl cause my god that was funny. He wanted to hit on her and she hurt his feelings so fast. “Oh please tell me you’re 6’5.” Into hurting his feelings being lowered back to his level

  • @abbyjentson2563
    @abbyjentson2563 2 года назад +11

    Jarvis, I can assure you- you were absolutely right in thinking everything that man said was creepy in some way. I am impressed just how bad each question and each comment kept getting- you'd think he would improve at some point or he'd stagnate but nah

  • @despairingdreamer
    @despairingdreamer 2 года назад +363

    every time the guy said something, i couldn't help but audibly ask "what the fuck." what is with this dude's vibe

    • @maggiedk
      @maggiedk 2 года назад +62

      His whole communication was basically a bunch of misogynist/"red pill" dogwhistles

    • @captaintapwater7833
      @captaintapwater7833 2 года назад +3

      Kagaminelen epic

    • @spockezri
      @spockezri 2 года назад +10

      a) same! same.
      b) TRANS RIGHTS

  • @willowstree2560
    @willowstree2560 2 года назад +931

    I think everything Garrett said sounded wrong because he was talking about them like he was doing art criticism

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 2 года назад +7

      True true

    • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
      @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 2 года назад +39

      If it were just a straight up fashion show I'd get being critical of the outfits, but he's no "expert" on fashion and he's going on a date with these ppl not judging how artistic their clothing is. He's just seeing what vibes they give off and whether they'd get along.

    • @biguattipoptropica
      @biguattipoptropica 2 года назад +42

      Everything he says is objectifying the people in the clothes

    • @zerochocolatemilk
      @zerochocolatemilk 2 года назад +8

      It just feels overfamiliar especially here 26:55

    • @bananabrain2996
      @bananabrain2996 2 года назад +3

      @@imsotiredofthiscrap2341 Tbh i don't think he really said much about the actual outfits beyond observations like oh colourful or just a comment about their bodies, if he was really into the outfits it wouldn't have been as awkward

  • @hivedmind2759
    @hivedmind2759 2 года назад +5

    i love that putting bandaids on your face is something that's sort of seen as fashionable because that makes me feel cool when i put a bandaid on my face to stop myself from picking at it tbh

  • @solomonder6059
    @solomonder6059 2 года назад +2

    the first guy who got eliminated had the best outfit tbh

  • @sk8ersruletheworld1
    @sk8ersruletheworld1 2 года назад +357

    That dude in the ‘Guy picks girl’ is the least charming person I’ve ever witnessed. Ffs, can we get ANYBODY else up there.

    • @Fox_Olive
      @Fox_Olive 2 года назад +10

      Put literally any Jarvis fan up there instead

    • @DirtyPrancing
      @DirtyPrancing 2 года назад +8

      Fr, at that point tap in the youngest grip

    • @shirin9452
      @shirin9452 2 года назад +1

      @@DirtyPrancing 💀

  • @justlola417
    @justlola417 2 года назад +838

    There are some dudes who are sexist without meaning to, some that are so confident in themselves and never questioned the things they believe in and it kinda just comes naturally to them. This guy isn't that, this guy deliberately learned to say these things because he thinks it makes him look cool or that it's what women find attractive out whatever, but he also doesn't have confidence enough to pull it off, so it just turns into an awkward, cringy, kinda pathetic trainwreck

    • @littelcreatchure506
      @littelcreatchure506 2 года назад +91

      nobody has the confidence to pull it off because it doesn't work lol

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 2 года назад +121

      and this is him without any "bros" around to get his weird sexist dog whistles and hype him up, imagine when he is in a scenario where there are other sexist dudes that do, i imagine part of the low confidence is becaus he probably is used to getting a more supportive reaction to his comments

    • @aj7058
      @aj7058 2 года назад +27

      It's not just that he thinks it's cool or works, it's that he believes women are beneath him and deserve to be treated poorly.

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 2 года назад +3

      Getting a bit aggressive here. Awkward people exist, and just because he is also a man aswell doesnt automatically make him a malicious sexist.

    • @aj7058
      @aj7058 2 года назад +2

      @@anonymoususer638 laughing like absolute fuck

  • @babs40
    @babs40 2 года назад +2

    20:36 this whole sequence about Niki was hilarious. The 6'5'' comment, the your short comment, and Jarvis' commentary is GOLDen

  • @LacroixboiMarx
    @LacroixboiMarx 2 года назад +10

    Oof. I H A T E that “business project” idea. Just gross. And she picked him? Honestly he and the weirdo from the second episode should go off together.

  • @amateural
    @amateural 2 года назад +699

    I wish we had B roll of their faces behind the sheets. I can't imagine the reactions to that guy.

    • @hellobeee
      @hellobeee 2 года назад +103

      Im sure they would all just be looking at eachother visibly uncomfortable

    • @elbowsbuns1896
      @elbowsbuns1896 2 года назад +61

      @@hellobeee while mouthing "wtf is this idiot talking about"

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 2 года назад +51

      they look at eachother and all just agree to answer in such a way to get the hell OUT.

    • @boboblueblue2
      @boboblueblue2 2 года назад +1

      ME TOO!!!!

    • @LovelyComplex14
      @LovelyComplex14 2 года назад

      I would pay money to see that!

  • @joujou264
    @joujou264 2 года назад +656

    Dude has been coasting through his life on his looks. But he's nearing that age when people start caring way more about personality and compatibility, and that's gonna be a rude wake-up call, boi.

    • @jamiehendrix2568
      @jamiehendrix2568 2 года назад +197

      He's not even really that attractive, he gives off very "slightly too old actor playing a high school football player in a cw show"

    • @gracefulslumber8441
      @gracefulslumber8441 2 года назад +25

      @@jamiehendrix2568 HE SO DOES AHAHAH 💀💀💀

    • @LovelyComplex14
      @LovelyComplex14 2 года назад +5

      He's not even that attractive 😭 average at best!

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 2 года назад +6

      Then he’ll just move onto dating teenagers

  • @churchofgodusopp765
    @churchofgodusopp765 2 года назад +2

    I like how the first one was honestly pretty fun and wholesome then the second one nosedived straight into the pits of hell

  • @carolinekruk9080
    @carolinekruk9080 2 года назад +18

    going purely off of outfits, the girl eliminated the guys in the exact opposite order of what i would have done. kinda questioning my own fashion sense now 😬

  • @oppositeofbatman
    @oppositeofbatman 2 года назад +4071

    Jarvis, you promised us GOLD content... you have yet to disappoint me.

    • @appleBEEZ
      @appleBEEZ 2 года назад +14

      No pyrite allowed on this channel!!

    • @madysonandres9571
      @madysonandres9571 2 года назад +20

      Sup Satan. How’s the underworld treating you?

    • @dawnthegoblin
      @dawnthegoblin 2 года назад +14

      Thanks Satan

    • @jewels3400
      @jewels3400 2 года назад +23

      SANTA! :D

    • @pickchickens5286
      @pickchickens5286 2 года назад +2

      is it really you Satan? I consider myself your advocate, can you advocate for me to be your advocate?

  • @disemvowel4846
    @disemvowel4846 2 года назад +534

    As a girl from Toronto, can confirm I have terrible taste in shoes (especially if it keeps this creep away).

    • @oniondust
      @oniondust 2 года назад +7

      Same

    • @Shadypelt
      @Shadypelt 2 года назад +5

      You’re not alone 😂

    • @maryd7753
      @maryd7753 2 года назад +22

      us canadians have the WOOOORST shoes so that guy better stay sOO far away

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 2 года назад

      How tf is he a creep
      I have no idea what y'all are seeing that's creepy or wrong about him

    • @iambecomegameend2972
      @iambecomegameend2972 2 года назад +24

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 you weren’t weirded out by the question “How’s your relationship with your father?” Like, I could MAYBE understand asking someone if they’re close to their family IF the topic comes up naturally, but this guy just asked that out of the blue. And specifically about the father. Idk, it just seemed pretty irrelevant. Do you think it was a valid question?

  • @natraia1136
    @natraia1136 2 года назад +5

    god this show is like a budget-production and a wayyyyy more awkward version of a korean youtube dating show on the LookGating channel. also the men’s outfits on that show are definitely much cooler

  • @shockedpikachuhd375
    @shockedpikachuhd375 2 года назад +3

    garrett strikes me as someone who would invest in nfts and i can't explain it (specifically the bored ape ones)

  • @sl1psk1
    @sl1psk1 2 года назад +327

    she really said she was looking for tyler the creator then sent the most tyler type guy away

    • @getout3749
      @getout3749 2 года назад +78

      Because of affordable housing..for tourists)

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco 2 года назад +58

      Legit, how, homeboy's style was great. But hey, the winner guy did have sick ass hair and accessories and piercings and stuff

    • @sl1psk1
      @sl1psk1 2 года назад +11

      @@thatsdisco can't argue w tht

    • @elizahhoward3923
      @elizahhoward3923 2 года назад +5

      They both were Tyler types to me one was just lightskinned Tyler

    • @sl1psk1
      @sl1psk1 2 года назад +3

      @@elizahhoward3923 i disagree but both of their styles were cool

  • @maddipaige4479
    @maddipaige4479 2 года назад +751

    Okay if you wanna accessorize, I would suggest doing gold. Everyone’s doing silver rn, but you’ve already got the gold frames which look really good. I feel like you’re more of a warm person. Still very drippy, but warm. That’s just my input for what it’s worth: absolutely nothing. Do what makes you confident. :)

    • @monochrome_soft9472
      @monochrome_soft9472 2 года назад +78

      gotta stick with the brand as well

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 2 года назад +69

      i agree!! he's a warm boy. his gold chain suits him so well, too.

    • @premingergang1099
      @premingergang1099 2 года назад +24

      I agree, gold is drippy

    • @anastasinscreed
      @anastasinscreed 2 года назад +1

      @@hippopajamas yes

    • @venomg5799
      @venomg5799 2 года назад +2

      i dunno.... just my opinion, gold is hard to pull off & often looks tacky. he may be able to pull it off..... who knows until he accessorizes

  • @icecol23
    @icecol23 2 года назад +2

    Literally had a hard time getting through the creepshow that was that dude judging the girl's outfits. Makes me think of that creepy dude that not-so-secretly resents women because of a middle school break up that he thought he would marry after high school

  • @indie-cloud
    @indie-cloud 2 года назад +8

    Jarvis, you’re just lovely to hang out with.

  • @carolinafdsantos
    @carolinafdsantos 2 года назад +323

    If I were to choose a bf based on outfits...... My current bf would stay single

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 2 года назад +59

      the trick for a guy to become fashionable is just getting a fashionable gf, just look at tom holland post-zendaya

    • @nialapin
      @nialapin 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @chicka-boom7540
      @chicka-boom7540 2 года назад +2

      Felt

  • @deadlymelody27
    @deadlymelody27 2 года назад +143

    That guy is sooooo fucking creepy. I can't really explain it either. He was just creepy.
    Literally he is not good enough for any of them.

  • @nataliebroadhead7704
    @nataliebroadhead7704 Год назад +3

    the way his face fell when she said she was 6’1 was hilarious

  • @whoopsydaisy6389
    @whoopsydaisy6389 2 года назад +3

    Garrett gives off, "After this date I'm cutting her up so she'll fit in a suitcase" vibes. I wouldn't feel comfortable having daytime coffee with him in the middle of a police station much less on a typical date.

  • @vlo4829
    @vlo4829 2 года назад +350

    I feel like they should put the clothes on mannequins, so that it really is about the clothes rather than their body build, race, answers, etc. If they wanted the guys to answer questions, they should have had her eliminate outfits on one side and talk to the guys on the other side and do something with that.

    • @anastasinscreed
      @anastasinscreed 2 года назад +16

      it's an awesome idea

    • @DirtyPrancing
      @DirtyPrancing 2 года назад +10

      Much better

    • @TheNDofUO
      @TheNDofUO 2 года назад +6

      Cocoa Butter does this btw

    • @echo997
      @echo997 Год назад

      i love that idea

    • @SacredDaturana
      @SacredDaturana Год назад +1

      I mean it'd be more impartial but it's probably also worse TV, fashion is the premise but the actual draw is watching hot people interact awkwardly.

  • @peepeecaca247
    @peepeecaca247 2 года назад +228

    I read it as “blind guy rates outfits” and I was confused but intrigued

    • @ad0xa
      @ad0xa 2 года назад +15

      Dyslectic highfive!
      (not that you have to have it, but I do and that's what I read too. haha)

  • @jimjimsauce
    @jimjimsauce 2 года назад +2

    the steady hand traveling tattoo joke made me audibly chuckle 😂 also the main guy gave off huge creepy nice guy energy, kinda felt like he was tryna be cool but just folded under pressure in the weird artificial setting he was in. i think he also may have been trying to play a “host” role and accidentally removed himself from the actual intimacy of conversation with them

  • @maxfitz8577
    @maxfitz8577 2 года назад

    Your description of ur fashion really resonates w me

  • @rice_frying_shrimp
    @rice_frying_shrimp 2 года назад +274

    I feel like at the end of the day the girls who didn't have to end up going on any date with that guy were the real winners here.

  • @justlola417
    @justlola417 2 года назад +523

    "I'm from Toronto so my shoes are bad" was the best line here, I'm dying (also thinking about strange aeons and her all star leggings)

    • @my_name_is_bee
      @my_name_is_bee 2 года назад +52

      don't insult the converse pants, they were a very important innovation that helped humanity become infinitely better.

    • @emma-di5ly
      @emma-di5ly 2 года назад +36

      Respect Teya's converse pants

    • @justlola417
      @justlola417 2 года назад +11

      Bad as in morally questionable and evil, I'd never question the beauty and cultural importance of the converse pants, I apologize for the misunderstanding tho

    • @mmtittle
      @mmtittle 2 года назад +14

      @@emma-di5ly teya? who’s that? what you don’t know is that his real name is strange aeons

    • @emma-di5ly
      @emma-di5ly 2 года назад +3

      @@mmtittle That’s true, forgive me

  • @buriedberry
    @buriedberry 2 года назад +4

    Any one of the questions Garrett asked would have had me eliminate myself, ESPECIALLY the dad question. I would have walked off then and there, even if he was asking it to someone else. He's definitely the type of person to blame women for his problems. He made that very obvious.

  • @iamsotired7381
    @iamsotired7381 2 года назад +1

    Playing the flute part of an arrangement of Rudolph the red nose reindeer repeatedly on a bari sax with busted lips and a warped reed while watching this video feels like a fever dream

  • @elbowsbuns1896
    @elbowsbuns1896 2 года назад +388

    Somebody get Garrett an equally insufferable "Depop girl"

    • @anastasinscreed
      @anastasinscreed 2 года назад +46

      That man doesn't deserve any relationship.

    • @swimmnlikenemo
      @swimmnlikenemo 2 года назад +33

      One that resells items she bought for $10 for 15x the price

    • @swimmnlikenemo
      @swimmnlikenemo 2 года назад +6

      @@anastasinscreed tbh ya

    • @Brinkaskfavor
      @Brinkaskfavor 2 года назад +1

      I didn’t know what depop was before the ads. Now I hate Depop. Those ads are the most annoying shit ever

  • @mee_ep
    @mee_ep 2 года назад +139

    Affordable housing... for tourists... for vacation... As a Filipino, that sentence just gets more wrong.

    • @teencrisis4750
      @teencrisis4750 Год назад +7

      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING 😭 like not affordable housing for natives??

  • @chasejones7008
    @chasejones7008 2 года назад +2

    I loved Liz's club banter and her little spin

  • @Cove_Blue
    @Cove_Blue 2 года назад +8

    He's got a "nice guy" vibe, probably votes for the destruction of our country type of dude

  • @TH0KH
    @TH0KH 2 года назад +319

    There's a tiktoker named Kyle who has a "how to piss off men" series who is 6'1 but tells guys he's 5'10 to make them feel short. So dedicated to it that he changed his height on his driver's license 😂

    • @gracefulslumber8441
      @gracefulslumber8441 2 года назад +16

      YES I'VE SEEN IT AND ITS SO GREAT

    • @mmtittle
      @mmtittle 2 года назад +9

      remus lupin with sirius black

    • @Skelliiie
      @Skelliiie 2 года назад +3

      that's so funny

    • @12yroldedgelord41
      @12yroldedgelord41 2 года назад +2

      This tells me alot about this comment section when making men feel insecure about a very common insecurity is funny to you guys.

    • @MiroredImage
      @MiroredImage 2 года назад +2

      @@12yroldedgelord41 Yeah I'm with you, that's just mean lmao height insecurity by itself is valid, making guys feel bad for it is not cool :(

  • @phosphenevision
    @phosphenevision 2 года назад +345

    when jarvis put on the leather jacket, that felt really premium and gold

  • @shann235554
    @shann235554 2 года назад +3

    As a certified tall girl, can confirm everyone brings it up

  • @jasper3706
    @jasper3706 2 года назад +2

    That guy's vibe is perfectly summed up by "Developing an app"