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"What does it do?"
"It's based on eastern philosophies."
Oh right. How silly of me to ask.
@@kingmankingboy8743 lmao
it's based
@@KatzRool I mean, how far east? Because if you go far enough, you'll eventually be west
So non-specific 😂 what philosophies? From where in the east?
I bet it’s that vaguely Asian city from doctor strange
*edit: I meant the iron fist city. K’un L’un
Confucianism is the drip
having a random guy in sunglasses saying "it's gonna be my next secret" is probably the creepiest way to advertise a bracelet
ruclips.net/video/NhM2qK8MbEg/видео.html
@@schoolaccount9203 ikrrrrrr XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@schoolaccount9203 my ears hurt
What was his first secret??
@@thineevee7345 his eyes I think
This feels like a 2 Danny 2 Furious video. It just needs a La Croix.
For the longest time i thought this WAS a 2 danny 2 furious vid. I always watched it alongside the other second channel vids, and never checked the channel.
I just found out it wasn't from this comment
Yeah you're right, it's a little bit more goofy.. a little bit more whacky 🤷🏻 needs La Croix though :(
Fr
quietly whispering to himself “wait $20 times 30 equa- YO WTF THIS MAN SPENT $600 ON POWER BALANCE”
u realize danny is probably extremely wealthy right
@@ana-gv2hubro lives in an actual house. he’s probably at least moderately wealthy considering today’s housing market
@@ana-gv2hu omg danny has a house? 🥺 Im soo happy to here that
@@ana-gv2hu define wealthy, cause id argue he is not.
@@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 literally what argument do you have tho youtubers make a lot of money from ad revenue, esp with him having over 7 million subscribers (across all of his channels). he has a nice house, and within some of his videos he spends a lot of money, for example in the more recent stroller vid he spends like 1000 dollars for a video prop, and another example being in his slime music vid he has a lamborghini behind him.
Being a child: Gets launched from trampoline, goes up in the air 15 feet, hits the hard ground, and walks it off just fine
Being an adult: I bent over and touched my toes and now I’m seeing stars and my back is broken
I make videos that nobody likes to watch. You should try watching them.
@@StupiderWithAB no
proof that little children are indestructible
proof that little children do not exist
Me being a child with arthritis: Well what the fuck am i meant to do now?
"We harnessed naturally occurring frequencies into a mylar hologram."
He just said colors. Colors are naturally occurring frequencies. They put colors in their color thingy.
Ah, science mood. Did you know that your water contains dihydrogen monoxide? It can cause suffocation.
@@ZielonaPastela wow we should really outlaw that stuff
@@ZielonaPastela ah yes the floor here is made out of floor
He said colors really fancy so people couldn’t tell
I misread that as "harassed" and was really confused as to why someone would use that to describe a product.
I remember in middle school asking some boys (with complete sincerity) how the power balance bracelets worked and they got mad at me when they couldn’t clearly explain what it did lol
It’s sounding to me like a power balance bracelet cult. 😂
as an Asian, we learn how to have ultimate balance from the moment we're out of the womb. i myself were the most balanced baby my family have ever seen. balance baby.
The highly superior sequel to boss baby
The bracelet only has a 10 year life span and that’s why 2020 is so bad because everyone’s bracelets wore off
Omg smart 😳
i knew it!
@Snowpaw Shaw corona-
That’s why I keep falling down?
I’m gonna buy a whole cargo truck of these
plot twist: danny's energy field was so huge he just always had the effects of the band
Wow
@Among Us ruclips.net/video/cMX2Jh1TFII/видео.html
You've got 999 I'll make it 1k
So many likes yet very low replies
@@blue-yq1th its not a very arguable comment
I'm so glad you recognized the progress was because you just practiced and not from the wristbands
I'm a math teacher teaching statistics this term. This video has inspired me to write one of my final exam questions about the power balance bracelet and the placebo effect.
the government is gonna be super confused when danny writes off 30 wristbands as a work expense
here have a reply
Like how Ethan Nestor had to write off hundreds of dollars of "adult toys" as video props
@@aliceiscalling unus annus unus annus unus annus
Imagine Eef trying to write off $200 of onions as "props" for the cutting onions vid too lmao
@@aliceiscalling ethan and danny literally have the same voice
I put on ten of these bracelets and now I can’t lie down cause my balance is to good
I put on 20 and I can't fall over at all. I even threw myself at the floor and started levitating instead.
I put on 100 and I made the mistake of jumping and I can't get down
I put on 100000000 and I’m currently rocketing into space at 299792458 mph. I will not be coming back. The bracelets won’t let me go down.
I put 100000000000000000 on and now I’m with the aliens
Update: I’ve cycled back around somehow and crashed into another 100000000000000000000 bracelets. I will soon breach the fabric of reality itself. Touching the ground has become a myth to me.
Danny standing on the balance thing wrong kills me every time.
I think it's like a Placebo. Your body is convinced that it's supposed to be better at balancing because that's what the wristbands say they do, and so it just....forces itself to balance better
“Is it a science thing”
“Yes, the placebo effect”
its actually a lot darker than that 😭 these bracelets usually release radiation
@@LOSTNIXXI what. Pls explain.
@@sonk3374 sometimes these types of things advertise as "negative ion" or similar and actually just straight up are made with mildly radioactive materials that are actively decaying as you wear the item.
@@maigistr ok so I looked this up and you’re thinking of ionised jewellery which is not what the power balance band is but ionised jewellery has in the past been sold with thorium and uranium (radioactive materials) in it
@@sonk3374 yeah, just thought it was similar and most likely what the other person who replied was talking about. i don't think the power balance bracelets have thorium but other products similar might have.
Me whenever I wrote an essay in school: "Conclusion: I don't know."
the end to every lab report I ever did in high school. could be the experiment. could be i fucked up. who knows
To my knowledge, based on the facts and information I have researched and come to have found, it appears that the information is unknown to, the author of this essay, myself.
same
@@Hazelnutz3 that was beautiful thank you very much, anyways F see me after class-
cool ruclips.net/video/1YEUZVCXWIw/видео.html
I had a friend who wore the power balance wristband, and when I was “able” to prove that it didn’t work, by making him lose balance, he said “well the reason it didn’t work is because I took it off and it takes 10 minutes”. After 10 minutes I was able to make him lose balance. To be fair I pushed him out of the blue, but he did technically lose balance. So I have doubts.
I’m east of America (UK) and can confirm; we have perfect balance and it’s in all of our philosophies.
Something about Britain being called the East is cracking me up. 😂
"how can a bracelet possibly make you stronger?" Danny's clearly never seen ben 10
Hahaha....that was a way a though 😃
The omnitrix is a watch tho
You’re a watch
@@frisandlin8876 true
ISHKAKABAK THATS SO FUNNY
This is literally just like the premise of those childrens books where the protagonist has a pair of "magic ballet shoes" or a necklace or whatever that helps them perform. But then it turns out that really, the magic was inside them all along!
why the fuck is that so accurate?? 😂
dude I loved that magic ballet slippers book
The power of placebo!
Nah it was mylar holograms on the shoes resonating with their energy fields
😂😂😂
the thing that Danny said about his bike is actually partly true. We associate certain concepts with certain senses, like the motorcycle sound that Danny's bike made. Because motors are typically faster than a bodily-powered mechanical function, and motors make that specific noise, it tells our brain that it goes faster. Kind of like a response to a TV released in the 2010s. Basically, after release, everybody claimed that the remote felt too cheap and they didn't like it, making people not buy their product. The way that they fixed this was that they added a weight into the remotes, making no other changes to the design, and then relaunching the weighted variety. Immediately, the complaints dissolved, and all the lighter remotes were discarded. People associated the heavier weight higher quality, metal>plastic, etcetera, etcetera, but useless things like that still have a place in association,, even now that they're unnecessary.
30 bands? 4 dates? Danny you’re getting too powerful
I mean he should've already had no weakness. I don't know I guess I just assumed balance was included in the almond umbrella.
Customers giving their testimonials:
The spokesperson: I’m a little lost, but fair enough
( ˘ ³˘)❤️
fair enuf
you.
F A I R 👊🏻E N U F👊🏻
Maybe
What if we thought they were talking about Asia, but "Eastern Philosophies" actually refers to New Jersey
Everything is legal in New Jersey
LMFAOOO
funny
@@tsuyuasui2334 I see, a person of taste
It may be Floridian philisophies, it kinda sounds like something The Florida Man would use.
Man I remember these. I remember even like legit athletes fell for these. I remember wanting one, not because I thought it would do anything (from the very moment I heard of them, I knew they were bull crap and just stickers) but because I just thought they looked cool lmao. Like a novelty.
Drew: “You can’t deny east”
Flat earthers: “ I’m about to end this mans whole career”
You mean Kurtis?
These kinds of products all go in one category: P L A C E B O
225 likes no comments lol
Underrated comment.
Is your profile picture that cursed little lumpy face squishy Moriah Elizabeth did... and hates because she thinks it’s ugly
THEY’RE GAZEBOS, THEY’RE BULLSHIT :3 (sorry I just rewatched it I had too lol)
Saw the profile and went to go watch m.e. lol
i keep forgetting that Danny is actually married because he looks like a teenager
He looks like hes 16-18!!
Wait *what-*
@@thewizardwoo yeah he’s like 27 i think
@@thisisntmaddie3025 wait what i thought he was like 24
@@whytho8856 he’s 26
3:14 damn he has a plate full of criminals?
Crimin- Os
top tier kurtis reference
This room is abundant with criminals
Wonder if Danny has ever watched Penn & Teller’s Bullshit. I loved that show. It put so many things like this on blast. They opened what was supposed to be this exclusive restaurant that offered all of these crazy types of water that were either filled with certain minerals or that came from some glacier or something. They sold these bottles of water for astronomical prices and the customers could also taste test them. The customers would explain how they differed from one another and how they preferred “this” one to “that” one. Thing is…every single bottle of water they served………had been filled with water using a garden hose at the back door of the restaurant. Such a good show.
I love how they are selling the placebo effect as a bracelet
Accurate
Wassup old getting
Lol thanks you!
EXACTLY
Lol
Ngl Danny looks kinda cute with all that balance he's wearing.
Ikr
Isn't he always XD
And the way his hair flops be like ~
He got that new balance *drip*
PFFT
as a basketball player who has, on multiple occasions, fallen suddenly while dribbling, yes balance is key
15:20 For some reason I laugh every time about the way he says the 8th mississipi
Don't eat the soup, there's blood in it.
K thanks
they do it for a reason
*E V E N B E T T E R*
Memento mori. Only the real ones will knoe
@@rissieholifield2322 Unnus annus
Danny always looks photoshopped into wherever he is
FR
Cause it’s drew
@@Sophie-kk2lx gooden?
@@OGworry yup
That’s cause drew has to edit the videos of himself to look different
I know this is an old video now, but actually balance is probably one of the most important aspects/abilities in most sports I’d say. Balance is an underrated skill, it goes hand in hand with agility
The thing is- the bracelets do help your balance, strength, etc, but not for the reason you think. They are basically better looking anti-morning sickness bracelets. What these do is since they are tight on your wrist and they press on where your veins are, you are just generally more tensed up and aware of what's around you because of the mild discomfort it causes.
those bracelets were not tight at all. lol
No. Also, those bracelets work off placebo as well.
That’s absolutely not what they do or how they work. That’s complete pseudoscience BS
i love how danny’s skits either turn into a romcom or some kind of murder mystery.
Aren't they the same?
That seem to be me
@@gaymansex7145 bruh
@@gaymansex7145 no ❤️
@@gaymansex7145 you do realize that the election was almost 2 months ago right?
iRenew:
+ 0 accuracy
+ 0 strength
+ 0 balance
- 20 intelligence
- 20 gold
+ 0 Heehoo/Gongoozler protection
Lol
+ 100 placebo effect
When I was young, my mom wanted to get one for me as a souvenir. The only problem was that the guy who was talking about ions and stuff didn’t really care, so when I asked him how these ions even matter, he just admitted that it was fake. We still got it for some reason tho
@@Leg1503 well it do look cool
the funny thing is, someone did make a parody video making fun of these bracelets back in the day. He then went on to become the lead singer of twenty one pilots.
17:07 Where’d my innocence go?? Why did my mind go there when he said “you know where this one’s gonna go baby” 😭😭
(If you understand what I was thinking i apologize 😂)
The quality in that intro is incredible
:0 ur really cool :) omg tysm this is the highest likes I’ve gotten!!! **cries in veemo** TYSM FOR THE LIKESSSSS I WAS JUST BEING NICE TO ONE OF MY FAV RUclipsRS AND I GET 20 LIKES TY AAAA
hi fellow RUclipsr I’m subbed too
Yes.
Wow
*omg i foundDanny deleted channel, here’s a link to it ->* ruclips.net/video/vuzwadL2cP0/видео.html
danny: imagine if i had thirty of these
me: he didn’t...he didn’t...he wouldn’t have
danny: i bought thirty of these
Hahaha omg i have the same thought😂
I knew as soon as he said that specific number, he mass ordered them 😂
700th like
Damn I read the comment section too early
Spoiled it for myself
Danny single-handedly keeping Power Balance in business
I love how when Danny figured how to balance by turning it horizontally without the bracelet he looked and sounded like a little kid showing their mom how long they can balance on one leg.
"With great power comes great balance" -THE BATMAN
@@taralamlam1773 Што е ова, требаће да го стављаше линкот насекаде?
“We’re going to need a bigger balance” - a shark
@Sprite Wooosh
@@liamconlon2125 it's 4 O's add one more
Liam Liam Liam *Everybody liked that Reddit karma thanks for the gold kind stranger Stealth 100 Fortnite bad Minecraft good*
Danny with all those wristbands looks like a mid 2000s goth kid
Metalcore boi
My thoughts too 😹😹
666 likes im not liking
Scenecore Danny scenecore Danny
@@joshroehl6098 why?
3:19 i was eating soup when he said that and looked down at my soup with pure horror
In norse mythology, Thor uses bracelets that increases his strenght to be able to lift Mjolnir. Maybe he was using the power balance bracelets
Balance baby
**Kurtis rushes through holding a baby on his finger**
Yasssss
im dead! that baby must have had some mylar holograms on
I was waiting for this comment.
Whose baby is that?
@@ElpSmith I don't know🤷🏻♂️
POV: You’ve headed to the comments to try and write something funny while you’re still using 11% of your brain power
im using 100% trying to be funny its just all useless
@@vigga5375 Same 🥺 All I want is for danny to notice me. ( He’s my Idol 😭 )
Legit, I was bored I’ve never been this early so I just said “happy birthday Greg”
@Inoffensive Name wtf-
@@m.j.wilkes3001 lol
“And for the last one, you already know where this shits gunna go baby”
Me: 👁️👄👁️
He looks like the boss of the miles morales in the game that locks you up
i do cheerleading and a girl on my team has one of these... let's just say it doesn't work AT ALL
Shade.
"apply water to the burnt areas"
Imagine her balance without it tho
Ah, gravity challenged is she
Oh
Let’s together scam
HAHAHAHHAHAHA YESSSS
let's together scam!!!
underrated comment
Scam everybody just scam
Let's together scam, lets together scam
Scam scam everybody just scam
JUST SCAM
So holo improves balance and strength? No wonder Ben is always nervous when Cristine does a nail art video (every 100 years)
This comment is so cringey
15:28 ........ thats what she said
Swear to god Danny, the only thing that reminds me you’re not a literal fourteen-year-old is the fact that you have an actual wife
He'd look cool in a beard
Hey fourteen year olds aren't that dumb!
@@silvercrystal2009 Never said that
@@SallyB_23 didn't mean it (just adding onto the joke)
This is so true tho
"In conclusion... I dunno."
*me at the end of every essay in high school*
18:38
@@Jeanette.P Thank you
@@Jeanette.P thx
Me everytime I graduate
Yup 😂
I'm sick at the moment and I laughed so hard I tasted blood in my mouth. haha
I remember wanting one and my dad said it was the dumbest thing ever 😂😂 "wouldn't need that in the military" and he was rightthat time too ⚰️⚰️
therapist: celebrity big forehead danny isn't real, he can't hurt you
celebrity big forehead danny:
lolololololol I just burst out laughing in my history class, and i'm supposed to be taking it silently... (O-O)
Look up Ben foster in the movie hostage and tell me that isn’t Danny Gonzales
@@ILOVINUYASHAALOT wait...it kinda does tho
@@ILOVINUYASHAALOT HOLY SHIT
he's terrifying
"Imagine if I had 30 of these"
Depressed look on Danny's face
Me: please no...
the universal face of 'my impulse control has failed me'
so much trash:(
I thought he was gonna say, "Well I don't". But reality was far more terrifying than fiction.
He’s literally so adorable
17:11 I saw that going a different way
I live in Mississippi so hearing Danny say it so much feels cool to be acknowledged :D
Danny’s 6th grade crush watching this: “wait I had a pencil case like that”
Oof
@@justbbricks if he glad
*y* *e* *s*
@@aidan1473 r/ihadastroke
Damn you missed out on a hunk of a man 😭
“17 Mississippi. That’s more twice as many Mississippies.”
Thats 7 syllables
Imagine snakes saying Mississippi -.-
Luna “missssssisssssssssssissssssssspissssssssss”
@@_ryannefrancis_2824 what is?
x2 +1. So close enough
12:50 danny nooo, that’s how you break your ankleee
2:47 HOW DOES HE WINK SO SMOOTHLY HOLY CRAP-
Seeing that you actually have 30 of them made me actually cry of laughter
oh it’s you
I choked
But..... Y?
Leeor😍🥰 The fact that you watch Danny makes me irrationally happy
Haha me too!
shrodingers bracelet: the bracelet is simultaneously working and not working
omg 😭
@@srorrim why are you crying
THIS REMINDS ME OF BIG BANG THEORY 😭😂
@@ravelnavarro9625 😭
why does shrodinger have so much stuff
The guy working in the restaurant seems less nervous and more like he is just very engaged with his job, which seems pretty busy at that moment. Restaurant kitchens can be a very high stress environment, but some people feed and thrive off of that energy, he seems like one of those types.
bro this unlocked memories i forgot about, saw the power balance bracelet and had a that’s so raven moment
“In conclusion...idk”. Me trying to summarize literally any point I make
Me in all of my persuasive language arts essays
hahaha literally me
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288 lmaooo " In conclusion, just take my word for it and give me a passing grade, please and thank you"
Plot twist: he’s actually sponsored by irenew bracelets
irenew me, do you renew you? Do you need a new you? I need a new me.
@@insertsomeobscurereference500 iRenew. *holds up white bracelet with iRenew written on it in Sharpie*
irenew irenew you dont know neither I
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@@angelbuttonfly WTF
The “seeing stars” thing is just something that happens sometimes. Usually, you’ll see very dark green dots coming in and out of your vision. Also, when he said “I do have more. I have thirty of them.” I felt like he was gonna get cancer
9:06 Litteraly yesterday I was dribbeling a basketball and all of the sudden I tripped and fell. Even fractured my collar bone and goddamn I can tell you it hurts. I feel personally attacked danny. Guess I do need that power balance bracelet.
He really missed a great opportunity when he was talking about his crush having the holographic pencil case and her having great balance to say “I never saw her fall... for me” 🥺😢😢
My exact thought 😭
OMG yes... i thought " if Kurtis did this video..." 🤣
@@thenightwalker9408 lmao yeah Kurtis definitely would have said something along those lines haha
asinloveyunz.linK
not to one second your time or anything but ruclips.net/video/mWjJqEz1jyw/видео.html
"You already know where this one is going."
Oh, my god, he's gonna put it on his--!
[Puts it on his head]
... Oh.
i was looking in the comments to see if anyone else thought that
lmaoo
Real missed opportunity for Greg-themed hologram wrist bracelet merch
apple: “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN”
they kinda already did that .
Apple Watch is typing.....
ruclips.net/video/HBooOmnXVoY/видео.html
Apple watch upgrade
Love your pfp
"Based on Eastern philosophies" is just another way of saying "Ancient Chinese Secret".
So basically it's from china
Which is another way of saying "something I just made up"
@@loops8274 Yeah, pretty much.
Nah man, they got it from Maine
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! By the way, you spelt channel wrong
Also please stop making these fricking accounts
Wait til this guy hears about acupuncture
I was stressed he was gonna fall and hit his head on that table during the balancing part 😂
Holo has many powers, like:
•shiny
•rainbow
And
•bALaNcE
1 missisipi at a time
POWAH
ruclips.net/video/HBooOmnXVoY/видео.html
*Cristine has entered the chat*
Cristen the science queen, holo taco b**** and simply nailogical 💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
*“You can’t deny an entire continent- or actually just an entire direction: east”*
I cried
And then there's this boy in my grade who says babies and two of the states are fake
Edit: he also says Antarctica is fake
The east knows this
@@danihaze444 HAHAHAHAHA
@@korigarber3641 the fake states are Wyoming and Wisconsin.
Why? It was a good joke!
Is this why ive never seen simply nailogical lose her balance?
this feels like an item in an rpg
Danny going: "In conclusion.....I dunno know?"
Is the same energy as the Power Balance bracelet saying "You decide what our product does."
What about the “little cat licks lady”? 😆
I don't know know
Placebo!
Danny I would like at least three more subjects to participate in your sample group to ensure an untampered or influenced result.
I await the results of your study.
I love finding out that other RUclipsrs are truely Greg
If Danny isn’t following the proper scientific method for his experiment, then the results are immediately deemed invalid, and I’d hate for that to happen. We have to keep Bill Nye happy.
Bro Curtis and drew neeeeed to do this
This shit's gotta be peer reviewed
Why don't you get at least three more topics to talk about at a time?
"harness naturally occurring frequencies and program them into a mylar hologram" i looked up mylar hologram and i got that shiny fabric material used in those sparkly animal themed lunchboxes for children
Ok so if someone else is wearing the band, but I'm standing near them so that it is in my energy field, does it also increase my balance?
Honestly, should have tried without the bracelets again afterwards.
That's what I thought he'd do... I guess we'll never know the truth
Yeah why he didn’t do this
came to the comments to also suggest this lol
Yis
Why?
Danny's crush had really good balance...
She never *fell* for him..
I'm sorry.
AHAHA underrated
hes married
@@riley33987 I genuinely can’t tell if you’re playing along and being funny, or if you actually didn’t realize she was joking
@@aethela8712 nah it was just a bad joke lol
@@riley33987 the joke was pretty good
18:32 I ACTUALLY CANNOTI CAN'T BRAETH I WAS LAUGHINGS O HATF MY MANGO FELL OUT OFF MY MOUTH I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYSD
10:25 yeah I think it's based on this:
In China, All of the buildings are like shaped and planned to reflect 正能量（不是电）(good energy) and apperently it boosts productivity or smthn so I am pretty sure that they are talking about that