I Wasted $1000 On A "Tactical Stroller"
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As someone who has been griping about the pink tax for ages, I'm happy to see the introduction of a game leveling camo tax.
Balance has been restored
finally two genders can be exploited by capitalism instead of just one
Oh the camo/cayote tax has been HUGE in the firearm/ gear world for awhile. Now that it’s becoming a lifestyle thing it’s just getting worse
@@bcc5701 Procreation happens more often than going to war I’d imagine
@@ewyes5935 in modern day, yeah, but wouldn’t that be a fascinating comparison to put up to question for history to answer? Lol
Imagine seeing a man in a too small camouflage tactical suit violently ramming a stroller into a curb outside walmart
So a Tuesday?
I don't hafta imagine - I just did!
........ohhh you mean in person?
Haha
its walmart, thats not the weirdest thing happening there lolol
not even that out of place lol
Danny felt so weird about buying baby gear without being a father that he decided to start a family. That's the kind of dedication that makes for a good dad
He got it after starting his family.
@@TrueSpace61 Weird, cuz he said himself that he found out during the filming of this video.
@@Avendesora found out, not decided to.
@@TrueSpace61 He still didn't get it after starting his family like you originally said lmao. This is a stupid goalpost to change, just take the L.
@Avendesora OK but technically he had already started his family if he found out during the video.
danny accidentally manifesting his own child through this video is so funny to me
I bet they’d just found out or had just started trying around when this he posted
I believe this was around the time she got pregnant so I'm sure he already knew ❤
@@swordinthestone313 people don't usually know the exact week they get pregnant lol it's after 4-6 weeks unless they were trying.
@@samaraisnt well they were probably trying for a baby around this time
@@swordinthestone313 October babies are conceived in February, not mid January. :)
Oh- I thought it was a stroller FOR men, like Laura would be pushing Danny around in it at the park
With all the things he’s covered on this channel I was also fully expecting that
I also thought that from the title
my thoughts exactly!
Same lol
@@Jiyu_Starfam nice pfp
I notice you used the stroller/baby as a shield. As an actual dad with more experience with these things, I would like to point out another tactical use of a stroller: you can set them rolling as a distraction, allowing you to take out the hostiles while they're busy firing at the baby.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA IM DYINHGG
You mean the payload?
Payload*
You could also put a bomb in the stroller as a makeshift grenade
This is cute. He's going to be a good dad. As long as he doesn't drive the stroller like he does in this video.
I cant stop thinking about Danny pushing his future baby down the street then ramming it into a curb as hard as possible
Hopefully he doesn't feel the need to tackle curbs like a linebacker.
@@QuickIguana or else the baby's gonna be shaking around in its seat like an Italian Greyhound the entire time
that baby better be a tactical baby
@@insomaniac1796 it will be
I don't understand how people look back at this video now and say "I knew it!" I have no problem believing Danny would buy and test a tactical stroller just for a vid 😂
Lol true. The announcement threw me a loop for this exact reason.
They didn't even "know it" though. October babies are conceived in February. This was posted in January. Laura wouldn't have even known if she was pregnant by the time this video was finished 😂
Good point, especially when you consider how much time it would have taken to prepare for the video beforehand. Chances are they had decided they wanted a kid, but Laura wasn't pregnant yet when Danny started this video.
@@nomoretwitterhandles but they were probably trying to get pregnant. I think he wanted to buy a good stroller and write it off as a business expense 😅. It’s honestly genius
Once he fell in love with Chewbacca it was a sure thing. Alternatively, he looked at that price tag and said, well better use it.
As a person that was previously a baby, I think this stroller is in fact very tactical .
Yoooo! You were a baby once? Did you get promoted to adult?
tactical in a sense of military-grade, because not all military-grade products are actually made with quality in mind but rather quantity for more soldiers to use, military-grade is just false marketing to make any soldier feel confident that they are carrying something hardcore like the military, the use of the word "tactical" stroller is just marketing to make people think they have something that is bada$$ that the military would use but again like the term military-grade it's not really built with quality in mind nor is it even remotely good compared to what a civilian product could do
@@placeholderdoe Maybe he was promoted to teenager. Who knows?
I'm so glad you recovered 🙏
The TAS (tactical assault stroller)
yo, this stroller was so good that he decided to have a child just so he can put them in it
Btw we should also respect that Danny should, and probably will keep his babies face off of the Internet!
😂
so this wasn't a waste of money after all...
Fr
I think he knew she was pregnant before this video🤔
@@fridamrch4759yeah based on how she looks probably a few months in so either right after or before this video
@@fridamrch4759no baby due in October
@@Deathisnice. You know most people find out they're pregnant way before the baby's gonna pop out, right? It's very possible that they already knew back then
So glad they’re making all of this equipment! Thank god men can do things now.
Tac
@RedStar 123 you malfunctioned. You said the same thing twice bot.
Literally so happy Danny gave birth! So proud of him
Bruh 💀
Sadly these always happen to good comments 😢
As a dad with a stroller it is mind boggling that they did a super macho dad stroller without fixing the only problem with normal strollers: the handlebar is to low and short if you're a long person, and you will keep kicking the rear axle if you take long strides.
When Danny was trying to figure out how to collapse the stroller, there was a brief moment of him accidentally making the handlebar longer. Based on other comments I suppose that is actually the only reason to buy this stroller (although I'm sure there are others that have this feature anyways).
@@alexspeakman761 yeah I have an UppaBaby and it has this feature too.
Bugaboos have it too
I'm only 168cm and I stil sometimes kick the rear axle
@@alexspeakman761 The top handle does extend, but you'll still be kicking the rear axle if you're tall, just like with shopping carts. It's just a typical stroller with some camo. I'd imagine there's some "jogging strollers" with a better rear design, but if you're tall you still need to take little shuffle steps with this Veer/"Tactical stroller".
After Danny announcing that he'll become a dad, this video suddenly starts to make sense
Yup
WHEN DID HE ANNOUNCE THIS??
I did the math, she’s been pregnant for 3 months, this video came out three months ago-
Fr
@@lilaselden4897 the baby is due in October so she’s around 4 months
Remember guys, if he decides to keep his baby’s face off the internet, we’re going to respect his decision
I second this. He didn't really even need to annouce anything but I'm glad her did
Also controversial but he doesn't have to name the baby Greg
@@Avery_0nlineOfc he doesn’t! Espically if it’s a girl
Fr, in fact I kinda want him to keep the baby's identity a secret for their own safety
Yeah, it’s probably best for the kid anyway
I actually got this stroller as a gift last year, and I genuinely recommend it.
A few months ago, I left my baby girl in it for about 10 minutes while I was talking to another parent. When I turned back around, My sweet baby giggled and grinned at me proudly, 3 bodybuilding medals hanging around her swole neck. There was also a cash envelope on her lap. Needless to say, I was quite the proud mama that day.
Doctors say her testosterone levels are “alarmingly high” and “more than 40 grown men combined”, and that we “shouldn’t leave the door unlocked at night so she can go to her little competitions and make us money”, but I think they’re just jealous that my baby grows a better, fuller beard than any of them.
can confirm my father used this for me as a child and now i’m the rock
I fell into one of these and then was instantly able to deadlift a forklift.
@@dimitri7615 Amateur. After being in this stroller, I could deadfork a lift lift. Think before you brag.
I love the effort put into this comment 👏🏻
i was ready to ask what rich people you knew who would gift an almost $1000 pram and how i could become friends with these people
On a real note, the “baby” falling through into the bottom basket is a HUGE safety risk and lawsuit waiting to happen
This. And I've not run with many strollers in my life, but if the tripping hazard isn't just Danny I could see some real trouble happening. Imagine trying to jog with your baby, or trying to run from a dangerous situation, and you wind up going head-over-heels-over-baby
yeah i dont think only having a bar to keep baby in place in a sitting stroller is a good idea, it might work for a toddler but for a wee baby you should be able to clip it in like in a car seat
@@ciciamanda. There was a proper seatbelt though, it just probably wasn't made for the baby Chewbacca + dumbbell + gun baby that Danny had.
At least they put the baby catcher
@@IHadSoManyIngots oh i didnt see that. Well they still shoulve kept the chewbacca+dumbbel+gun babies in mind, theyre kids too you know
cannot believe danny soft-launched laura’s pregnancy like this 💀😭
Ikr, and it was done BEFORE she got pregnant too! (seriously guys pls do math 😭)
@@nomoretwitterhandles This was posted January 29th, the baby is due in October. This is likely right after they found out Laura was pregnant, especially if the baby is due in early October. The math lines up.
@@nomoretwitterhandles 1+9 does equal 10
@@sushi287 pregnancy is closer to ten months than it is to nine
He said he had already bought the stroller when they found out! 😂 can't make this shit up!
Congrats on being a father Danny, I expect more tactical baby gear reviews coming in October
As a grown man with no kids it was really weird watching another guy with no kids put together a stroller for 20 mins but I had fun
As a mom though I actually want to buy this😂
Nvm it's almost $1000💀💀💀
@@m0bz0mb39 but what happens if your baby is in danger from snipers?????? Better safe than sorry
@@tester1991 *adds to cart*
@@m0bz0mb39 lol theres a stroller that's a thousand dollars with like no storage space.
danny saying "im trying to think of the most tactical way to open this box" and immediately pulling out a gun and shooting it killed me 💀💀
oh shit you were in the box??
@@nicolle2126 LMAOO
I think he confused "most tactical way" with "most American way". Honest mistake.
@@nicolle2126 😭lol
@@marioman1242 LMFAO- FR
I’m in tears that the only “masculine” things Danny can think of are legos and IPA
And he could barely think of IPA 😂
How could he forget the dinosaurs
@@mustbetheSUN & trucks
@@finx3 what about the muscles?
Camping maybe?? Hunting? Footbasebasketball?
Danny really bought a $1000 stroller and said "fuck it, might as well get a baby then"
He had to make it a combo
"I feel weird buying a stroller and not being a dad"
The universe really went "SAY LESS"
I think the tactical stroller actually worked well in the woods, it detected that it was an archery range and that Danny was wearing camo and made the tactical decision to stop working
LMAO
Lol
Barbecue
sacrificing the baby in the process, which is a tactical decision based on the weight of the situation
@@thedeliveryboy1123 no the baby is also gonna be in full cameo
So... hear me out. I'm a mom to be who has watched a lot of stroller reviews, and this was a top tier, very informative review.
Have any of the other reviews talked about how the stroller would fare in a combat setting? I think not!
I was thinking the same thing 😂 I hope Danny would review more things 😂
I was thinking the same thing like please try more baby products.
congrats!
Congratulations!!
it is no coincidence that 3 months later danny announces that laura is pregnant and due in october, 9 months after this video. laura really saw this man pushing a stroller around like a mad man and went i gotta make this happen for at least 3 or 4 years straight
Yes, nine months *after* this video. October babies are conceived in February. She wouldn't have known if she was pregnant during the filming of this video. It IS just coincidence.
@@nomoretwitterhandles im not saying she would have known she was pregnant in this video... i was saying the baby was conceived during the production of this video haha also no, october babies are conceived in january, source the two of my sisters with october birthdays who were the result of birthday ""celebrations"" (my fathers birthday is in january) his birthday is jan 10th and theirs are oct 8 and oct 15, almost exactly 9 months later!
He can finally ram his son into curbs. ❤ congrats Danny
😭
Danny is slowly turning into a dad and this proves my point even more. Tucked in shirt into belted jeans? Buying a stroller? Calling himself daddy? I’m convinced he’s a closeted dad.
Daddy Godzales
closeted dad is a crazy term
Laura definitely got him pregnant and he just hasn't found out yet
@@sixstringepic7052 yes
@@t.h496 fr 😭
you know, danny’s “stop trying to give birth at disney land” video was posted about 9 months ago. and now he’s looking at a TACTICAL stroller? one that can tackle curbs like a pro linebacker? who else thinks danny’s trying to give birth in disneyland
OH SHIT you cracked the secret message!!!!!
Critical thinking skills at work here
this is for the veterans to the birthing game mentioned in the disney video LMAO
YOUR MIND???? I think you’re onto something
THIS AGED LIKE FINE WINE
Idk about it being a tactical stroller or not, but this was certainly a tactical way of hinting at Laura's pregnancy 😂 congratulations!!
My mom's first reaction to this video is "he's having a child isn't he". She was right 💀
My mom had the same reaction 😭
parents just know i guess lol
I choose to believe that Danny has enough of a reputation that when locals see a man pushing a stroller in circles while wearing camo in a parking lot they just know “oh, hey, that’s Danny”.
Or they think it is just some new age soy military training cause men arent allowed to be men anymore.
@RedStar 123 you commented twice, get outa here ya bot 😂😂
“There’s a strange guy over there throwing a baby doll into a tree” “oh yeah that’s just Danny, don’t worry about him”
I’m from Chicago too, I can tell you oddballs and weird people are nothing out of the ordinary here
@@KiloOne literally anywhere and everywhere there are people like that.
Finally, the perfect device for you to carry Kurtis around
Yes.
💀
Real
💀💅
Make this a top comment now
Danny: “Then again I’ve never been a father”
His wife: “Not for long”
holy shit now that danny has announced laura’s pregnancy, i just realised this video fits the timeline perfectly. they said the baby is due in october which means they would’ve found out laura was pregnant in january. when was this video posted? JANUARY. DANNY FUCKING SOFT LAUNCHED THE PREGNANCY
October babies are conceived in February. Did you forget that October is the 10th month? 😂 She wouldn't have even known the moment she got pregnant. This was pure coincidence.
@@nomoretwitterhandles pretty sure it would actually have been january, making may the 4th month and october the 9th
@@nomoretwitterhandles 10-9=1. January. also as an october baby, i feel qualified to say that i’ve been told i was conceived in january
@@nomoretwitterhandles Maybe not pure coincidence. They could have been trying for a baby around this time. Also, an October baby could absolutely have been concieved in January.
@@nomoretwitterhandles umm. Buddy? Let’s assume it will be born october 25th, near the end of the month. (Even though they said they were due for early I believe). That’s most likely January 31st.
If Danny was trying to convince Laura NOT to have kids, this video probably did the job
@RedStar 123 ...
@RedStar 123 npc
@@megangustafson4829 It's a bot, it's not gonna see your replies
@@jessequeen4550 sooo. npc 😭
@@jessequeen4550 So its an actual npc
Danny going over the handlebar of a stroller TWICE is confidently the funniest thing I have ever seen
I couldn’t recover from that lmao
@@anna-jk99 Thats because of the stupid rotating wheels on the front-end and hard tyres. My kids used to push each other up and down the football field behind our house with each other in the old pram as fast as they could and never did those wheels spin sideways and anyone go -arse -over kite lol. They weren't designed to. The hard tires will absorb no pressure and tip hitting even the smallest object and I don't want to imagine what it might be like going up a flight of stairs. Slide off each step probably. There are prams and buggies around that are 40-50-60- yrs old and even if they're now used as carts they're still holding up.Thought a man had designed this and it might be built to last---more than 5 minutes. I'm disappointed.
I can't stop laughing at "OW MY BUTT!"
Same lol
literally hed to pause the video to regain my composure
After Danny's announcement on Instagram, he can actually use this tactical stroller for his baby 🥺
He’d better 😂
It's 1k dollars, i dont think he'd have much of a choice at this point 😭
now we know why he "wasted" money on a stroller. congrats laura and danny!
"Tactical baby gear" was most definitely made by some guy who refers to taking care of his child as "babysitting"
And as a huge favour to the mom
Idk I don’t think those kind of dads would even care enough in the first place lol.
danny literally read the guys about page.... why needlessly slander strangers. mans just got bad taste is all
@@rat_grandpa That could be completely made up though. You've got to be a bit of a wrongun to think of this idea and try and make a business out of it lol
@@rat_grandpa and just from those few sentences you can tell its actually not the baby stuff that bothers him but associated femininity. "I was surrounded by pink and purple" ye, you have a little girl and most stuff for little girls is pink and purple dude. I wish baby stuff wasn't genderized but it is and it just comes with the territory of having a baby girl.
But even something as neutral as rubber ducky on a diaper is too much for our manly man, because anything cute and about babies is feminine for him
So the easiest and right conclusion is that he thinks being a parent is a womans work and he feels insecure doing it. Which is fucked up on so many levels, i hope he gets over it before his daughters grow up to find out their dad thinks less of them
The stroller he presents is for men, not for babies, which.. the only function of it is that its for the baby
A kickass tactical stroller doesnt have to have camo, but it should have something to ensure the toys dont fall off, because children kick them off constantly
He didn't even mention anything about toy or food holders. Which are more important and tactical than masculine colors and insecure grown mans ego
I honestly think calling therapy interrogation for men would genuinely get us some where
tactical interrogation. gotta let them know it’s gonna be military tough
I can promise you, most men who'd buy this kind of this probably already think of normal therapy as interrogation.
AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT SCHOOL?! *stabs you in the thigh*
And everything is the same as a regular therapy appointment except they're inside of a tank in the middle of a field.
DO YOU THINK YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH YOUR MOTHER MEANT THAT YOU BECAME AFRAID TO CREATE INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS?
THE TRAUMA, TELL US WHAT IT MEANS!
i knew it ... first the disneyland park births... then the stroller... i knew it wasnt a coincidence
OMGMGMGM IM SCREAMKNG
The disneyland video was like forever ago though lmao
My boy got gregnant, brought a stroller, got a sponsor, and made profit
Baby chewbaka ending up in the bottom thing of the stroller is just another tactical safety precaution for situations where it has to hide from the enemy.
It might be a major safety hazard but hey, you gotta keep the enemy guessing. Never let them know your next move
@@v.xien. I don't think it would happen with an actual baby, after all that doll is not shaped like a real baby so.
@@bagelbra1n yeah it was a joke bagel brain
@@bagelbra1n yea it's a joke ya lil weasel butt
It's a feature, not a glitch 😂
I hope Danny knows that if he ever has kids, everyone is definitely going to say it's because he bought this stroller and had to get his money's worth
I have a feeling he already has a kid OTW if he’s getting stroller ads and bought one
Lol
@@elfiqueadaeze1944 that’s exactly what I was thinking
@@elfiqueadaeze1944 i was literally just looking for one comment to say the same thing i was thinking
@@elfiqueadaeze1944 for real when he said he needed to test the stroller I was fully expecting him to be like "surprise! This is our brand new baby"
can’t wait to see the new little greg being delivered to the drop point in this 😍😍😍
I FUCKING KNEW YOU BOUGHT THE STROLLER FOR A REASON
Danny's paternal outfit being too short is an accidental slay, we need more dad's in crop tops and low rise pants (obviously only in camo or else it would be too girly)
this is the best comment.
the exposed midriff >>>>
Daddy Gonzalez
@@ShanemanFP lol my
The therapy for men = interrogation joke had me laughing out loud 😭🤣
Honestly, I'd pay for that service.
I think he's onto something though.
Why can I actually see someone paying for that
Betterhelp has ads aimed at men. Not that extreme, but not that far off
The fact that so many men would actually use it, especially the middle aged dads
Danny: it feels kind of weird to get this stroller without actually having a kid
Laura: on it
Everyone flocking to this video after that post 😂
“One of them is wearing the wrong thing for wherever they’re going” is a hysterical line
@@weirdyoutubechannels no thnx m8, i only drink water
You know what, if this stuff makes these insecure men more active in their kids lives, then I'm all for it.
Their* please, for the love of god
You didn’t need to edit your comment. It was sweet and insightful, and people who correct spelling and grammar on social media are pathetic.
@@creepersonspeed5490 God* please, for the love of their
@@mlvldrdg1494 pro gamer move
Exactly the comment i wanted to find. Is it miserable that men feel this ashamed of caring for their own children? Yeah. But if this helps them make a normal effort? Sure, go for it dude.
8:30 WE HAD HINTS FROM THE START!
But seriously, congrats on the baby Danny!
See, the rocking is actually a genius design element: by not being a rigid frame, it reduces the impulse on the baby making it far safer when you slam those curbs like a pro linebacker. Truly, the most tactical of strollers.
Imagine this is the way Danny is letting us know he’s going to have a child
thats what i was thinking 🧐🧐
Hmmm👀 sus😂😂😂
I WAS LIKE IS ANYONE ELSE THINKING HE IS TRYING TO ELUDE US TO SOMETHING HERE😂😂❤
i literally thought so
Nah this was on my bingo card of 2023 soo😎😏
As a pregnant woman, this isn’t the stroller review my husband and I asked for but it’s the stroller review we needed 😂 ❤
I hope everything goes well!!!
Congratulations 💕 Take care
Wellll don’t leave us in suspense…. Yay or nay on the tactical stroller as the stroller chosen to stroll (tactically) with your future baby? And what does your husband think??😂😂
Kidding aside (haha ‘kidding’… I’ll see myself out) congrats and best wishes for your new little one 💜
I hope your baby comes out healthy and grow up to be a wonderful person
@@jenniferlynn120 lmao you sound like a fun person to be around 😂💐
Holy shit dude, a baby doesn't usually get to be 20lbs until a year old, nevermind 25lbs+chewbaca+gun
I guess you gotta account for like 8lbs of tactical gear for the baby tho so it makes sense
"im not a dad" that aged well
Imagine Danny’s son discovering his dads old videos and seeing an entire video where he spends $1000 on the stroller you grew up with
and then proceeds to destroy it
Or daughter, haha
Lmao
imagine it's not even the stroller he ends up using
Father of two here. My wife and I bought a stroller that has three seat options--one of which is the car seat you can take out of the car and put into the stroller. The other two being a carrier that converts from a bassinet and a toddler seat. It also has a cupholder. Paid $200 for that and it's been going strong for 3 years
But does it have rubber duckies on it?
If it doesn’t have camo on it you are not a true man.
My second baby is on the way and I'd love to know which stroller you bought because it sounds like exactly what we need! 🙏🏾
Is it tactical tho?
Only one cup holder? Pathetic.
Iconic soft launch
good comment i enjoyed it
I now genuinely believe if therapy was called "interrogation",these men will actually go fix their trauma
I mean it does sound cooler
What trauma?
"What? You think I'm not strong enough to resist interrogation?! I'll go and show you what a real man looks like!"
I'm not even kidding, there's psychological research into "strength-based" therapy that apparently is much more appealing to traditionally masculine men (I wrote a research paper about what needs to be changed in therapy marketing to attract young men but I wrote it all through one night so there's just certain flashback sequences I remember). I think you're onto something here.
@@lollie7141 the trauma that some men have
Just imagine seeing your neighbor in his late 20s, with no children, suddenly running around in a camouflage suit with a camouflage stroller and a baby chewbacca with a gun sitting in it
Honestly, I'd probably just assume he's doing it for social media. I've been here too long, anything extra strange can be explained that way 😂
“Chubaka”
chubaka
Honestly if I didn’t already know how to spell Chewbacca I’d probably spell it the way you did too
“chubaka” sounds like some weeb calling you a ‘baka,’
8:37 and now he is 🥹
this was some insane foreshadowing.
Watching a grown man without kids review a thousand dollar stroller is the type of dedication to tactical gear that would bring a tear to the eye of even the Beav-iest of Beavs out there. Congrats, Danny, you are clearly a camo man now.
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Who knows maybe they have a baby on the way 👀🫃🏻
Fr tho
The visual of Danny bouncing up and down and saying "Daddy, it hurts" is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Thanks for that.
Speak for yourself.... that, a tub of margarine, and a 5 pack of organic Kolbassa sausages is all I need for a perfect weekend.
That scene was quite uh something
@@mfitzburger5137 what the fuck..?
Finally Denny and Logan pail's s3x tape leaked
When did that happen lol
So weird rewatching this video now that Danny is a father.
The pre-pregnancy announcement announcement
As a baby, I can confirm, this is the most tactical stroller I've ever seen
Edit: googoo gaagaa
lol
can confirm, i was the baby's eyes
edit: [vision sounds]
this fits under amy’s comment so well
As a tactical stroller, I can confirm you are a baby
As the concept of tactics, I can confirm it is the most stroller I’ve ever seen.
Will Danny ever stop finding absurd tactical products? We may never know
He clearly never well, especially now since he has a child: Kurtis Gooden
@@redstar1239no he didn’t stop saying that on every top comment
As long as tacticool remains a thing overcompensating insecure men buy, no.
Yes. Once the series decreases in viewership
I certainly hope not. How will I know how to improve my baby warfare?
This stroller makes so much sense now 😭
Watching this after his pregnancy announcement is wild
This feels exactly like the type of product an Army vet with a "rules for dating my daughter" shirt would buy
Kaitlin Bennet definitely has a dad like this
or one of those weird guys who screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT HAVE A DOBERMAN AND LET YOUR WIFE DO THINGS THAT'S NO REAL MAN THAT'S NO ALPHA! :O" on twitter would buy and show everyone.
@RedStar 123 dude stop LMAO spam lying isn't going to make anyone want to watch your videos
yeah
i was fully convinced for a few minutes this is going to be the weirdest pregnancy announcement on youtube
My husband said the same thing lol
I definitely thought that was just going to be the very last part of the video
Came to the comments to look for "congratulations" messages 🤣
Lol that's what I thought too 🤣
no me too
rewatching this video knowing that danny and laura are gonna have a baby and I am trying to figure out by his facial expressions if he knew laura was pregnant when recording this, and if he figured out a way to get a stroller as a tax write-off lmao
based on my calculations (and my mom helped a little) he might’ve known at this point. because if he’s due in october then she’s 4 months in, meaning that she was maybe 2 or 3 weeks in. but that is still a little early to tell so i’m really not sure with this one
@@averagemarswell either way they were definitely trying for a baby around this time!
@@Avery_0nline HELP ME THE IMPLICATIONS FOR THIS ARE WILD.
@@Avery_0nline yeah they were definitely at least trying. altho I guess it could have been a happy accident ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@averagemars the implications are actually Extremely normal! idk how old you are but if you're older than like 16 it would be really silly to think that danny and his wife were not doing what husbands and wives do but I guess now you know. some people get really weird whenever someone says "we're trying for a baby" and they make a big deal of it like "ew gross I didn't need to know that!" even though it's like literally the most normal thing in the world and if it didn't happen, you wouldn't be here.
I KNEW IT, WHEN THIS VIDEO CAME OUT I REMEMBERED THAT YOU HAD SAID YOU WANTED KIDS BEFORE AND I JUST HAD THIS GUT FEELING!!!
The fact this is for men with such fragile masculinity, but then Danny bounces on the stroller going, "Daddy, please, it hurts".. thats just great
time stamp pls
Why do y'all say everything is fragile masculinity or toxic masculinity? If a girl wants something to be be pink and girly when it doesn't have to be is that fragile femininity? No it's just making something speak to you and what you like so you enjoy using it more. What is wrong with that?
what's fragile masculinity?
@@alwaysannoyedforever518 Because it doesn't advertise itself as a "cool camo stroller for people who like camo". It specifically mentions "you don't want to look like your WIFE huuuh looser? You want to look like a manly man and that's why you need camo!".
@Majin Perez It's a phrase used for Men who are afraid to do "girly" or feminine things because it makes them think they are weak
Walking into an archery range wearing camo was brave. Thank you for your service Capt Dan that was truly selfless 🇺🇸🦅
And it was hilarious 😂
One of the best parts of the video tho tbh lmao
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yeah, but like, do not do that. Super cool way to get yourself hurt.
hunter sees baby stroller moving through forest by itself..... shoots it
Not so useless now, October baby Greg C:
I can’t believe Danny had a baby just so he could use this stroller 💀
In the companies defense I did find their wearable baby carrier to be awesome. I just never really fit into the one my wife liked, so when I found one that fit I was just stoked to be able to go on hikes with my son comfortably. After a few months tho I got embarrassed by the bulletproof vest look and ended up decorating the thing with colorful patches, hanging baby toys all over it.
Aw, that's cute!
Yeah I wish there were more options for bigger/more masculine bodies for baby wearing
Damn that kinda sucks that the companies goal partially was to make everything less embarrassing and it made you feel embarrassed. I totally get it though it makes you look like a security guard with a baby in your uniform lol.
But yeah the baby gear market should include more dad friendly gear!!
To be honest, as a woman. When I saw the bulletproof vest one it made me chuckle in a good way. It looked pretty cool. You know when you see something that’s so out of the ordinary. Happy that you found a way to be comfortable wearing it!
@@leylies2417 I know I've seen the overalls that are meant to carry babies
I’m just sad the “stroller for men”isn’t a stroller that I, a man, can sit in
How is this not pinned?!
Haha verified account with 2 comments and 28 likes
This is precisely what I was expecting from the title.
False advertising.
@@melbapeach162 well he changed it now lol
8:38 YOU DONT HAVE TO FEEL WEIRD NOW 😭
When this vid first came out I thought, what if this is a subtle announcement that Danny’s gonna be a dad. Then I thought that would be a terrible was to announce it
Danny this was a terrible way to announce it
I was going to abandon my family because everything was way too girly but this product made me want to be part of my daughter's life
I used to have to duct tape my baby to my AR15 and carry that around. I felt like a fraud, though, because everyone who looked closely could see that the gun was unusable.
But with this stroller, I will FINALLY be able to push my baby around AND use my gun at the same time! This is going to change everything for me!
So this is why my dad left me, I should probably send a link to this product so he can come back
Ahh so that's why my dad never loved me!
I know right? LOL
@@perplexed1783 damn that's deep but honestly same
I’m rolling laughing at Danny flying over the stroller so many times. Just imagining a real parent with a real baby flying over their stroller randomly
That sounds terrifying.
bruh literally im actually crying
It has actually happened to me, 90% terrifying, 10% hilarious
(Toddler was fine 😅)
@@TheBenenen My brother actually did this when I was a baby and I have a huge scar on my head from it where I had to have 7 stitches💀
@@m0bz0mb39 lmao I’m sorry though, I’m glad your here to tell us this now. Thank you for your sacrifice 😂
The foreshadowing was epic
Man this hits different now, danny gonna be a daddy
Danny throwing the instructions away was the most dad part of the video
Hmmm maybe he really is perganante
@@msd7544 will stoller hurt baby top of his head?
@@catrinacoons390 Babby will be just fine, me thinks
Tbh the stroller should just, not come with instructions. I’m sure is a liability though, so the first page of it should just be “we are disappointed in you.”
😂😂
the male ego is vastly more fragile than anything you could put in a stroller
crying
lmao fr
fax
the is so sad but so true 💀
LMAO
I for one support this clear tax deductible purchase. Lets get a tactical crib and a tactical changing table
YOU JUST POSTED YOUR WIFE IS GREGNANT, IS THIS WHAT IT WAS FOR?
GREGNANT IS CRAZY
@@scout_427 gregnant is a crazy ass word
Finally, a stroller for the “I don’t wash my asshole because I’m scared I might be gay” crowd
Needs a ghillie throw over
Hahaha it's so specific and true. Wash your assholes, people!
The "I say no homo before eating a banana" squad
LMFAOO😭😭😭
Honestly, the number 1 rule in being a great tactical parent is being prepared, so, getting all the best tactical parent gear BEFORE the baby is even here shows how amazing of a tactical dad Danny is going to be. So proud! 👏🏾
He hasn’t even conceived the thing 😭
Now all that’s left to do is pre-register that baby in a good baby fight club. The best baby fight clubs have ridiculously long waiting lists, so you want to get on them really early.
Tactical daddy danny
period
@@aquaticgrass2615 well…
Really happy rewatching this vid knowing Danny is a dad
Laura only got pregnant for the final testing phase
The "manly man waterboarding therapy" idea is gonna live rent free in my head for a few days, thanks Drew
That idea legit has legs
Sounds like a Stanzi sketch
@@screwyourhandle wait thats so true 😭
@@screwyourhandle LMFAOO REAL
You mean thanks Danny lol?