Becoming The Ideal Man Of The Future

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @laurenpistol22
    @laurenpistol22 4 года назад +6170

    "like a janitor who's lost his mind"
    I N S A N I T O R

    • @smmccurry101
      @smmccurry101 4 года назад +11

      No

    • @caramac7636
      @caramac7636 4 года назад +80

      YES
      Best comment I’ve ever seen. I’m not joking.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +8

      Yes

    • @anshikaawasthi2257
      @anshikaawasthi2257 4 года назад +7

      This should have more likes!!!

    • @jeyyran
      @jeyyran 4 года назад +27

      i'm losing my mind over this comment

  • @sophieleckrone5381
    @sophieleckrone5381 4 года назад +5584

    this wasn’t even a true test!! he didn’t give any candy to any cuties!!!!

    • @equinedale1340
      @equinedale1340 4 года назад +136

      "he forgot to summon Laura"

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +116

      WildWinterWarrior ForeverFree everyone’s mentioned Laura but my first thought was the little nutcracker guy :(

    • @cockroachteeth
      @cockroachteeth 4 года назад +106

      Laura gave the candy to danny so...maybe Danny's the cutie 😳

    • @cvmi11e
      @cvmi11e 4 года назад +23

      Sophie Leckrone the cuties gave HIM candy 🙄

    • @yungspierdox5629
      @yungspierdox5629 4 года назад +9

      @@cockroachteeth They both are cuties tbh

  • @csen96
    @csen96 4 года назад +7354

    THERE WAS A CUTIE RIGHT THERE WITH HIM AND HE DIDN'T EVEN HAND OUT ANY CANDIES!

  • @genieboyle269
    @genieboyle269 3 года назад +3399

    It’s been a year ago today since this happened and Danny is simply still not living up to the standards of being an ideal man of the future, you had one job Danny.

    • @the-experiment
      @the-experiment 3 года назад +26

      Ikr come on danny

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 2 года назад +35

      Its refreshing seeing a future comment on a future themed video before the "thing" happened not explicitly talking about the "thing" happening right after the video.

    • @jellyfish4751
      @jellyfish4751 2 года назад +18

      @@aur9035 It's refreshing seeing a future reply on a future comment on a future themed video

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 2 года назад +7

      @@jellyfish4751 It's refreshing seeing a future reply to a future reply on a future themed video

    • @aubrey13245
      @aubrey13245 2 года назад +5

      @Gianna it’s so refreshing to see a future reply to a future comment on a future themed video 🤩

  • @Gossamaggs
    @Gossamaggs 4 года назад +16811

    "In the future, there's no pockets!"
    - every women's clothing designer ever

    • @chippy82577
      @chippy82577 4 года назад +644

      I hate how true that is. I'm tired of trying to put a thing in my pocket just to find that they don't open or I can only fit a few coins in em

    • @keishuun3971
      @keishuun3971 4 года назад +229

      This is why I always have a backpack (I hate purses)

    • @linyetaicetea8405
      @linyetaicetea8405 4 года назад +288

      Two options:
      _ the designer is sexist
      _ too lazy

    • @chez8142
      @chez8142 4 года назад +21

      So true

    • @nevooloo247
      @nevooloo247 4 года назад +111

      That’s why I buy boys pants

  • @Victoria-ob3kl
    @Victoria-ob3kl 4 года назад +6588

    No, Danny. You’ve got it all wrong. The crown attracts *CUTIES* .

  • @charlotterose9749
    @charlotterose9749 4 года назад +3906

    Why is no one talking about "and for the men, if they matter at all" like dang mid-century narrator savage

    • @xixXxxXxix
      @xixXxxXxix 4 года назад +268

      I've noticed on a lot of old things that they for some reason think Women won't need men to reproduce in the future so men will just be disgarded and/or not born lol

    • @lozisimmortal
      @lozisimmortal 4 года назад +235

      @@xixXxxXxix I mean, technically we don't need men to reproduce, because there's the bone marrow thing, but it's easier to just, have sex, instead of doing a whole procedure

    • @Charlotte-uf2ti
      @Charlotte-uf2ti 4 года назад +17

      Damn I wish my middle name was rose

    • @xixXxxXxix
      @xixXxxXxix 4 года назад +75

      @@lozisimmortal you're correct, but we're likely a long way away from Women being so against Men that they'd happily not allow a male to be born into this World if they were pregnant with one, as the "Men will become obsolete" theory assumes :)

    • @SkyBlade79
      @SkyBlade79 4 года назад +3

      @@lozisimmortal that's also almost possible with men now as well

  • @so9175
    @so9175 2 года назад +2001

    There are actually about 4(?) dresses made from glass created 116 years ago. It’s called moonlight cloth. It is glass interwoven with silk and apparently the colors are amazing

    • @ross9944
      @ross9944 2 года назад +130

      i don't understand how that works but it sounds cool as fuck

    • @cresture6200
      @cresture6200 2 года назад +13

      @@ross9944 it has glass woven into it

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 года назад +60

      @@cresture6200 , standard glass isn't something you can weave with, though.
      Take a pane of glass from a window, for example. Rigid and square/rectangular. If you try to bend it, it shatters. And the shards will cut you, so it would be dangerous to weave with them.
      So are we talking microscopic pieces of glass? Fiberglass? Does the fabric cut you?

    • @tapchoke2363
      @tapchoke2363 2 года назад +4

      I tried to Google this and nothing came up :(

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 2 года назад +36

      @@janeeyre1990 probably thin threads of glass. if it's thin enough it can actually be pretty flexible

  • @jkas95
    @jkas95 4 года назад +1086

    “That didn’t feel simple.” “It was simple.” was the most married interaction I have ever heard.

  • @queenofparkinglot
    @queenofparkinglot 4 года назад +845

    Danny really be like: “It’s called fashion, Laura. Look it up 😌”

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 4 года назад +4962

    Slightly disappointed he didn’t offer candy to his wife

    • @renoni3885
      @renoni3885 4 года назад +199

      Nah she was a beauty hahaha

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 4 года назад +219

      @@renoni3885 So true, he should have called Drew or Kurtis and offered them some candy.

    • @jessicahoward9046
      @jessicahoward9046 4 года назад +51

      @@renoni3885 awww that's such a lovely Reply ♥️♥️

    • @samiharahman1700
      @samiharahman1700 4 года назад +3

      Samee

    • @shawtyswildin
      @shawtyswildin 4 года назад +6

      Nothing Happens
      Doesn’t drew live in Orlando and Kurtis live in Canada?

  • @thebadpoet
    @thebadpoet 2 года назад +688

    It’s so amazing that the first womens look (and the zip one) were designed so the sleeves and skirt could be long or short based on formality of the occasion.
    We’ve moved so far from that “dressing for dinner” way of life that Danny thinks the adjustable nature of the garments is for weather.

    • @MoonSt0n3
      @MoonSt0n3 Год назад +34

      Danny also just has subpar listening and comprehension skills… I think it’s just him being confused and not just everyone no longuet dressing fancy for dinner hahahah

    • @djungelskog132
      @djungelskog132 Год назад +16

      @@MoonSt0n3 damn

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Год назад +5

      They don't mention anything about dinner. It's for weather

    • @thebadpoet
      @thebadpoet 6 месяцев назад +20

      I’m a costume designer. The narrator says “for morning, afternoon, or evening” because social norms required different levels of formality based on time of day.
      If you’ve seen pictures or footage from recent British events like royal weddings or funerals, the gray striped pant and dark gray or black cutaway coat look is morning formal menswear, the way white tie and tailcoat (or, but slightly less formal, tuxedo) is evening formal menswear.
      In the 1930s that sort of specificity was still practiced by non royal middle class to wealthy people.

  • @hanboi7
    @hanboi7 4 года назад +851

    Therapist: Brisk walking man of the future can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist
    Brisk walking man of the future: 17:05

    • @irishmud
      @irishmud 4 года назад +15

      Hannah Porter i spit out my coffee

    • @wittyblonde6728
      @wittyblonde6728 4 года назад +8

      Hannah Porter 🤣🤣

  • @ThymeofGhost
    @ThymeofGhost 4 года назад +671

    Whoever made the pantsuit for women’s outfit really had a good idea where fashion was heading.

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 года назад +36

      Michayla Lawrence the narrator was shook XD

    • @megware217
      @megware217 4 года назад +28

      Someone should go back in time and give them an award

    • @krissydiggs
      @krissydiggs 4 года назад +82

      “PANTS FOR WOMEN??!”

    • @lastnamewasoffensive563
      @lastnamewasoffensive563 4 года назад +67

      @@krissydiggs "nO mOrE sKiRtS/?"

    • @koirose38
      @koirose38 4 года назад +20

      Ikr I thought it was all gonna be dresses but I would actually wear that pantsuit with the cape.

  • @ireallywannasleep3737
    @ireallywannasleep3737 4 года назад +2261

    I can't believe he didnt give Laura Any candy!! She's the cutest of Them all

    • @derdurstbursch
      @derdurstbursch 4 года назад +139

      Man idk how his wife amanda would think about that 😶

    • @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734
      @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734 4 года назад +155

      @@derdurstbursch amanda died in Afghanistan rip

    • @noraeisenman597
      @noraeisenman597 4 года назад +13

      Der Vater aller Lappen der Nation didn’t amanda die

    • @hi-uv5mp
      @hi-uv5mp 4 года назад +29

      DANNY GIVE SOME CANDY TO THE CUTIE

    • @yersiniapestis5237
      @yersiniapestis5237 4 года назад +1

      Der Vater aller Lappen der Nation Guten Tag, Volksgenosse.

  • @Lucy-fn9rj
    @Lucy-fn9rj 3 года назад +795

    it just hit me that they were making far future fashion videos in the middle of the GREAT DEPRESSION

    • @spritingk6879
      @spritingk6879 2 года назад +129

      Overwhelming positivity was very much a trend during the 30's... and the 40's... and the 50's, but I tend to prefer it to the overwhelming pessimism and cynicism that we got used to.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 2 года назад +24

      1939 the depression is sort of over but ww2 may have started

    • @cl0wn.k0dx
      @cl0wn.k0dx 2 года назад +42

      The middle of the great depression, WWI had just ended, Germany was suffering the loss, Communism was spreading, Imperial Japan was expanding and Hitler was rising to power.
      *1930's voice and tone*
      _BUT HEY LOOK AT THE CANDIES IN THE BELT AN- AND THE UH- THE 3 IN 1 DRESS :D_

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 2 года назад +29

      @@cl0wn.k0dx this is 1939 so WW1 was 2 decades ago, communism had just lost in Spain and fascism was spreading. Imperial Japan was at war with and bogdown in China and Hitler has been in power for 7 years.

    • @cl0wn.k0dx
      @cl0wn.k0dx 2 года назад +7

      @@Alex-cw3rz Yeah! Still, my joke stands, I made it vague for a reason. Although I guess I could've been more clear.
      Hitlers influence on the average person was rising, as was the threat of war. In 1938 Japan's aggressive nationalism led to the construction of Unit 731 in the Japanese occupied region of Manchuria. I didn't say all this was new stuff, it was all brewing. I know fascism, communism and nationalism didn't just *appear* in 1939. However it began to be more mainstream, people in power with those beliefs, Shiro Ishii, Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Josef Mengele to name a few.
      One of the reasons Hitler was able to gain so much popularity was because Germany was *still* suffering from the after effects of WWI. Hitler gave the Germans an easy target, Jewish people, given that Anti-Semitism has been around for centuries, it wasn't hard to convince a-lot of the world that they are the ones to blame.
      I don't at all intend this to be aggressive, I just wanted to make it clear that I know its not that simple :)

  • @weewooweewoo906
    @weewooweewoo906 4 года назад +942

    “like a janitor who’s lost his mind” describes this perfectly

    • @thatone6913
      @thatone6913 4 года назад

      Xiao Mei the really fun janitor but like only to himself

    • @thatone6913
      @thatone6913 4 года назад

      3D Craftss it’s down, u tried me

    • @emtruesdell4059
      @emtruesdell4059 4 года назад

      I read this comment before watching the video and all I could think about was Janitor from Scrubs.

    • @un1ty493
      @un1ty493 4 года назад

      Don't forget the shit

    • @na-ob6mn
      @na-ob6mn 4 года назад

      the janitor from the suite life of zack and cody

  • @TheLovelyRarity
    @TheLovelyRarity 4 года назад +11532

    every day must be just such an adventure for laura, she comes home to a hodgepodge of various "i can explain...." scenarios

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari 4 года назад +1070

    Ok but the “mesh top with artful nip covers” was 100% a thing for a little while they got that bit for sure

    • @beec903
      @beec903 4 года назад +33

      Mossears133 yea only annoying part is the whole for the male gaze thing the video said it was for😂 twenty first century we be living for self-confidence

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 4 года назад +5

      @@beec903 21st century we be seeing female bodies as equal to male bodies

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 4 года назад

      @@fairy5668 yus

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 4 года назад

      Your pfp is gorgeous.

  • @raskov75
    @raskov75 2 года назад +134

    Pretty sure the “crown” is the arial antenna for the phone/radio. In the future you’re your own piece of communication infrastructure.

  • @evangeline9096
    @evangeline9096 4 года назад +3924

    danny: one word
    laura: a janitor who's lost his mind
    me: insanitor.

    • @tillyok183
      @tillyok183 4 года назад +23

      Evangeline Golden xD this is my favorite comment

    • @lv9265
      @lv9265 4 года назад +21

      This should be top comment and pinned ❤ Evangeline, you clever bitch, I lol'ed like a witch at that

    • @buzzfeedhater
      @buzzfeedhater 4 года назад +11

      Pin this one down already. You win the comment section lady

    • @chuchino_Y
      @chuchino_Y 4 года назад +4

      SelfAbsorbedPenguin for cuties? Ooh gimme

    • @ash8421
      @ash8421 4 года назад +19

      that sounds like an invention Dr. Doofenshmirtz would make. GET THE INSANITOR!!!

  • @KDC2000
    @KDC2000 4 года назад +1407

    I feel like a dad would wear this and hang out all day in Tomorrowland at Disney World

  • @chrisward9218
    @chrisward9218 4 года назад +6166

    His troomtroom experience is really paying off in this video

  • @ClaireBrandt508
    @ClaireBrandt508 Год назад +182

    No words can explain how much i wanted Danny to give Laura some candy. That'd be so cute

  • @dooka6621
    @dooka6621 4 года назад +845

    This looks like in the 30s, they found a homeless person and asked if he was a time traveler but didnt get close enough to him to see the crown cuz his jumpsuit smells like garbage but danny pulled it off

    • @haley5735
      @haley5735 4 года назад +15

      I love how thought out this comment is, because I believe it easily. I like to think that the homeless man loved Shakespeare and 16th century fashion and that was an influence on the outfit.

    • @WeenDiggins
      @WeenDiggins 4 года назад +4

      Haley Olson I-

  • @miriamk3005
    @miriamk3005 4 года назад +1454

    Fun Fact!: The reason Americans in pre-1960s television talk 'fancy' is because actors were taught a Transatlantic accent, which was only used for television and was considered the proper form of the American accent. It's really cool!

    • @grimothy1184
      @grimothy1184 4 года назад +143

      I just assumed they all talked like that back then

    • @PT-ge5pq
      @PT-ge5pq 4 года назад +36

      wow no wonder the commercial man sounded British xD

    • @bragtime1052
      @bragtime1052 4 года назад +9

      @@monotoneyelling I heard both.

    • @probably4943
      @probably4943 4 года назад +14

      That's a fun fact Miriam! Thank you! What does it!

    • @ell1012
      @ell1012 4 года назад +28

      I always thought they just went around talking like oH HEllooo hOw arE YOU kInd sIR?

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 4 года назад +376

    "a janitor who's lost his mind" is EXACTLY what that looks like

  • @standard-one
    @standard-one Год назад +170

    Danny just looks like a police officer, Keys for the office-car, Candy for the crying children losing their criminal parents,Coins to eat donuts and a furterisitic police hat with a walkie talklie/phone

  • @zach6334
    @zach6334 4 года назад +3181

    The only reason she didn’t like it is because you didn’t show how the candy for cuties worked

    • @bradenbash5916
      @bradenbash5916 4 года назад +99

      she might have thought that danny thought she wasn't a cutie because he didnt offer her candy

    • @rae.rarísimo
      @rae.rarísimo 4 года назад +4

      exactly

    • @smmccurry101
      @smmccurry101 4 года назад +20

      We'll, maybe cutie means kids. Now we know where don't take candy from strangers comes from.

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 года назад +1

      Past: *shows future man*
      Actual future man:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @jxcobdelxo8497
      @jxcobdelxo8497 4 года назад

      @@bradenbash5916 he stoled my comment

  • @sakshivaidya1368
    @sakshivaidya1368 4 года назад +1508

    17:15
    Laura's "Oh no what happened future boy" was adorable♥

  • @emmajensen2015
    @emmajensen2015 4 года назад +946

    “i’m washin me and my clothes” - danny from the alternate future where this outfit is in style and the belt doesn’t come off

  • @princekyros
    @princekyros 3 года назад +173

    Human imagination is weird. They thought about a belt sized and shaped personal "electric" AC unit but miniaturizing a phone? NO WAY!!!

  • @ClioThayerIsACat
    @ClioThayerIsACat 4 года назад +848

    An interesting fact, the way that they spoke in old movies and commercials was actually an accent that was put-on. Actors were taught to speak this way. They believed that this was a more clear affectation that would be understood better by the audience, and it has a lot of British influence. If you look at old bloopers from movies in the 20s/30s/40s you can hear when they break character that they speak pretty similarly to us.

    • @GiuliaBlack394
      @GiuliaBlack394 4 года назад +54

      i'm italian and while i can understand Danny with no problem, i understand only the 30% of things said in that old accent lmao

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 4 года назад +27

      @@GiuliaBlack394 same. Danny and in general most comment youtuber I understand perfectly. Idk if they speak extra clearly. But in movies or shows, especially old ones I often don't understand shit bc of the acoustic mostly and them mumbling or having strong accents

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 4 года назад +42

      @@GiuliaBlack394 well that was years ago. The accent in those videos is a "transatlantic" accent, I think. At the time it was considered refined

    • @xoxokiki94
      @xoxokiki94 4 года назад +36

      it's called the midatlantic accent! it was basically created to sound like an approximation of what an accent from someone who lived between the u.s and the u.k would be like. which geographically, would be in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, hence midatlantic

    • @kjxnz
      @kjxnz 4 года назад +2

      Clio Thayer link?

  • @tishajn1505
    @tishajn1505 4 года назад +572

    really offended he didn’t offer Laura a candy, that was a perfect cutie joke waiting to happen

    • @milks7424
      @milks7424 4 года назад +2

      ikr i was wating fot that..

    • @skelitonizer
      @skelitonizer 4 года назад +1

      legit same

    • @braidswav
      @braidswav 4 года назад

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    • @afriend6630
      @afriend6630 4 года назад

      I know i waited patiently :(

  • @haleymorgan2345
    @haleymorgan2345 4 года назад +313

    the absolute dismay in dannys face when laura said the crown wasn't the most outstanding thing

    • @quack_malard5793
      @quack_malard5793 4 года назад +8

      trivias jhs *drew

    • @_2oo7
      @_2oo7 4 года назад +4

      *Dranny

    • @WhitneyDahlin
      @WhitneyDahlin 4 года назад +1

      The crown on the man is supposed to be an antenna for the radio and phone!!

    • @ceram4648
      @ceram4648 4 года назад +1

      trivias jhs him: ITS NOT??

  • @snorlax42
    @snorlax42 2 года назад +137

    Weirdly I think the "help her find an honest man" line might be a reference to Diogenes, who carried a lamp looking for an honest man and held it up to people's faces

    • @CCNuck
      @CCNuck 11 месяцев назад +7

      That's what I thought! I kind of love it.

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 8 месяцев назад +4

      People were smarter back in the day. Without TV, pop culture wasn't what it is so people read more and knew things like this just off hand

    • @alexanderreynolds6018
      @alexanderreynolds6018 5 месяцев назад +12

      They also thought measuring the specific contours of your skull could tell your personality but go off I guess

    • @drpavel_
      @drpavel_ 2 месяца назад

      @@alexanderreynolds6018 most idiots look like idiots

  • @jessicamw5410
    @jessicamw5410 4 года назад +2243

    the 'crown' looks like the skeleton of a deceased chef's hat

    • @individualcheerio
      @individualcheerio 3 года назад +37

      THIS KILLED ME 😭

    • @donttalktome4517
      @donttalktome4517 2 года назад +12

      IM SOBBING

    • @toastlotl
      @toastlotl 2 года назад +39

      I really like how this implies that the hat is attached to the chef, and decomposes at the same rate

    • @damienwit
      @damienwit 2 года назад +15

      are you implying that chefs hats have skeletons? are you implying they are alive?

    • @bluegloop8023
      @bluegloop8023 2 года назад +5

      @@damienwit absolutely

  • @elizabethcsample
    @elizabethcsample 4 года назад +2490

    danny while hot gluing glass to clothes: _“i don’t see any reason why this wouldn’t work”_

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 года назад +18

      Nobody:
      Absolutely nobody:
      Ideal man of 2023:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @nicolenicky720
      @nicolenicky720 4 года назад

      I got ur comment to 1k ur welcome lol :)

    • @mrskitkats
      @mrskitkats 4 года назад +8

      As an avid hot gluer I was like..... Dannyyyy

  • @eryncoyle9786
    @eryncoyle9786 4 года назад +2557

    yeah, i'm only interested in boys who have coins, keys, and candies for cuties.

    • @gabriellaschmitt4487
      @gabriellaschmitt4487 4 года назад +115

      Eryn Coyle They’re ok. I prefer the ones who wear a stove top burner as a crown. If they have an enormous phone, bigger than my entire torso, attached to their chest that makes them a walking phone booth... 🤯😍👰🏻

    • @kyleeanderson3128
      @kyleeanderson3128 4 года назад +26

      @@gabriellaschmitt4487 omg the crown does look like the coils on a stove 💀

    • @Sleep_is_for_the_weak
      @Sleep_is_for_the_weak 4 года назад +13

      My ideal man is a boulder, a literal boulder.

    • @chrisngw1477
      @chrisngw1477 4 года назад +5

      Call me ;)

    • @chrisngw1477
      @chrisngw1477 4 года назад +6

      Im kidding, Im sorry

  • @EppicGracie96
    @EppicGracie96 3 года назад +66

    Laura's "mhm!" at Danny showing her the phone holder sounds the same as when a mom is pretending to be impressed by their child's shitty drawing. 😭

  • @FillaneAmmisto
    @FillaneAmmisto 4 года назад +2434

    Am I the only one who was hoping that he is going to put on a fake beard. Maybe that's why the outfit didn't work. He was shaved

    • @octimus2000
      @octimus2000 4 года назад +74

      bold of you to assume he can grow any facial hair

    • @FillaneAmmisto
      @FillaneAmmisto 4 года назад +6

      @@octimus2000 😂

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 4 года назад +44

      @DDLC Gacha Well duh. 12 year olds can't grow facial hair.

    • @DeityFoxx
      @DeityFoxx 4 года назад +1

      he doesnt shave

    • @KP_Gem
      @KP_Gem 4 года назад +1

      YES. I was thinking the same thing. Very disappointed 😔

  • @piogal34
    @piogal34 4 года назад +673

    All the crafters crying, “Danny, no!” when he tries hot glueing the big jar.

    • @Tinymoezzy
      @Tinymoezzy 4 года назад +11

      I thought I was the only one lol.
      Also, those woven belts adjust at the clasp, you can cut it there and don't have to worry about the edges

    • @piogal34
      @piogal34 4 года назад +21

      Holy Cannolis Ya Skittlehead Ha, it’s been so fun, but also stressful watching him craft. Like seeing a toddler run around with a bowling ball.

  • @peaceofwestphalia
    @peaceofwestphalia 4 года назад +3645

    Danny looks like a step dad wearing his “fun” shirt

    • @jayren4043
      @jayren4043 4 года назад +79

      the real chad all along

    • @novasummer7976
      @novasummer7976 4 года назад +21

      one day

    • @buzzfeedhater
      @buzzfeedhater 4 года назад +62

      *step-papa

    • @suidfgyesug
      @suidfgyesug 4 года назад +7

      Maybe he is a father so jdpnt judge

    • @nikeb4212
      @nikeb4212 4 года назад +10

      He looks like Chad (this video makes me think Chad should've been in his ranking lookalikes video)

  • @sketchymason0
    @sketchymason0 3 года назад +179

    why does Danny lowkey look good in a jumpsuit and belt

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 года назад +19

      The jumpsuit flatters a tall/long body and the belt tailors it so that it's more fitted and highlights the waist.
      Men's clothing/fashion is often not designed to show off the body like women's fashion is. The jumpsuit hasn't been in style for men since the 1970s.

  • @kjlynne1191
    @kjlynne1191 4 года назад +3754

    Laura: “Are you hot?”
    Danny: 👁👄👁

  • @janelle7306
    @janelle7306 4 года назад +4581

    Danny: “In the future, pockets don’t exist”
    Every female who’s had to buy a pair of pants:

    • @vampyr3bat
      @vampyr3bat 4 года назад +126

      Janelle Mammen faCTS Like gimme pockets

    • @tylerrogers7639
      @tylerrogers7639 4 года назад +37

      *Suprised pikachu face*

    • @beccar7147
      @beccar7147 4 года назад +12

      Yup

    • @eislehugo
      @eislehugo 4 года назад +6

      Mhm 😕

    • @soulmechanics7946
      @soulmechanics7946 4 года назад +18

      Also, men who have had to wear female pants for work. 🙁

  • @khiaclayborn5696
    @khiaclayborn5696 4 года назад +595

    "What was your point?"
    "I'm bored"
    I relate to that so much that it sent me into orbit and through me into another galaxy

    • @valx5
      @valx5 4 года назад +2

      through

    • @nicole-wo5pw
      @nicole-wo5pw 4 года назад

      nko. through me into another galaxy

  • @rahnicoulter3816
    @rahnicoulter3816 Год назад +21

    "what happened future boy" I AM GIGGLINH I LOVE LAURA SM

  • @emma7250
    @emma7250 4 года назад +505

    i don’t know why i’m so upset that he didn’t give any candies to cuties. but i’m extremely upset.

    • @imtired8239
      @imtired8239 4 года назад +17

      Same I was waiting for him to give some to Laura :(

    • @sevenunderwater8099
      @sevenunderwater8099 4 года назад +7

      apparently Laura's not a cutie............. but she is and she gets all the candy for letting her husband take over her second channel

    • @cyanjackson7689
      @cyanjackson7689 4 года назад +4

      Agreed at least give a candy to the panda if not Laura 😭 candies were so under utilized

  • @cdw2468
    @cdw2468 4 года назад +961

    “some of the designers even dared to say that skirts wouldn’t even be a thing, we cannot imagine this childish fantasy of a world where women don’t wear dresses and skirts”

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 4 года назад +36

      they did imagine it and they made an outfit for it

    • @cdw2468
      @cdw2468 4 года назад +72

      Ryan Kelly but it was seen as this fringe, crazy idea

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 4 года назад +23

      @@cdw2468 i don't think it was seen as that crazy, and it's different because it's not accepted that men should be creative in their clothing, but it would be seen as crazy if a man wore skirts in the future

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 4 года назад +44

      my mom grew up in 40s and 50s and having pants was not seen so odd especially in wintertime. My grandpa was against jeans because he saw them as workers clothing and thought my mom would not be seen as a good student/employee because the look was too casual.

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 4 года назад +3

      @@kissarococo2459 nice

  • @landonb2972
    @landonb2972 4 года назад +392

    Funny how he’s 20 years past their guess and still calling their guesses futuristic.

    • @Hidden_Fern
      @Hidden_Fern 4 года назад +14

      Eriss R. It’s a projection for the year 2000 (probably just the first decade) not the entire century.

    • @MacsUsername
      @MacsUsername 4 года назад +9

      Silly goose, he clearly filmed this in 1939 and is just posting it now.

  • @Salsaladnotlad
    @Salsaladnotlad 3 года назад +48

    Imagine if someone went back in time and showed this video to the people who made these outfits

  • @dunyahm
    @dunyahm 4 года назад +3283

    you had a cutie and still didn’t offer her candies...

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 года назад +34

      Past: the future ideal guy will be like that
      Actual future guy:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +2

      Fode Bic
      Did I just get Xrolled

    • @BigRiceEnergy
      @BigRiceEnergy 4 года назад +12

      You shouldn’t be giving dogs candy tho

    • @BLACKinkish
      @BLACKinkish 4 года назад +10

      low key why she didnt like the outfit

    • @adamsfusion
      @adamsfusion 4 года назад

      @@BLACKinkish I didn't get that. I think she was just negging him for attention.

  • @ed1ot
    @ed1ot 4 года назад +2218

    Laura: **describes Danny as a janitor who has lost his mind**
    me: he looks like a rejected ghostbuster

  • @kristinanitis1266
    @kristinanitis1266 4 года назад +803

    the fact that danny didn't give his candies for cuties to laura makes me mad

  • @AoiYukinoMisharu
    @AoiYukinoMisharu 2 года назад +31

    Weirdly, aside from the 'veil of glass', the wedding dress actually kinda predicted the popular style of wedding dresses in the -80's-, especially the poofy shoulders. Just without the beading.

  • @onzcouch
    @onzcouch 4 года назад +1031

    that mesh dress and the "ooh swish" dress were both cute, i won't lie

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 года назад +63

      Also the pantsuit outfit!

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 4 года назад +37

      I loved the wired booby thing I want one

    • @roshpotter06
      @roshpotter06 4 года назад +18

      @@ayellowpapercrown6750 I know right? But it must be worn carefully, in case of pokage.

    • @kotaschjelde4804
      @kotaschjelde4804 4 года назад +5

      roshpotter06 pokeage is now my favourite word

    • @beann1
      @beann1 4 года назад +2

      So depressing the edit wasn’t edit: thanks for 1 like

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 4 года назад +3466

    i was waiting the *whole* time for Danny to give Laura a candy or even the dog (cause it’s supposed to be “candies for cuties”) but HE DIDN’T GIVE OUT THE CANDY?! 😩 🍬

    • @simonblue3172
      @simonblue3172 4 года назад +50

      SAMMEEE

    • @theultimateinksack5825
      @theultimateinksack5825 3 года назад +189

      Danny doesn’t think Laura is a cutie confirmed

    • @flabbergasted1
      @flabbergasted1 3 года назад +29

      I am late asf but he’s not gonna give it to a dog 💀

    • @lovelyjuliexo
      @lovelyjuliexo 3 года назад +99

      @@flabbergasted1 i didn’t mean LITERALLY feed it, it to a dog i meant like candy for who he thinks is cute

    • @flabbergasted1
      @flabbergasted1 3 года назад +3

      @@lovelyjuliexo oh-

  • @lefthandedllamas2844
    @lefthandedllamas2844 4 года назад +745

    I’m still sad he didn’t give Laura the candy...

    • @csturgis
      @csturgis 4 года назад +2

      he's got *JELLYBEANS*, not a candy you share.

    • @coreytraxler8077
      @coreytraxler8077 4 года назад +8

      Charles Sturgis jelly beans suck

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 года назад +2

      Aw

    • @bloatedcow1361
      @bloatedcow1361 4 года назад

      @@coreytraxler8077 nerds suck

    • @blackwillow482
      @blackwillow482 4 года назад +4

      @@bloatedcow1361 pretty much all candy except for chocolate sucks

  • @lilyad345
    @lilyad345 3 года назад +9

    For some reason, this has become my Essay motivation video. I have no idea why, but every time I need to write a paper I watch this video and then I feel motivated to write. thank you for helping my grades Danny.

  • @lillyalece9513
    @lillyalece9513 4 года назад +434

    My favorite part was when Laura called him “Future Boy” that should have been the title.

    • @henry55
      @henry55 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @marzsl759
      @marzsl759 4 года назад +8

      First we had spooky boy... then it was bad boy, finally... future boy!

    • @lillyalece9513
      @lillyalece9513 4 года назад +2

      Rissy Living yes! He should make a song about it too!

  • @Daykieee
    @Daykieee 4 года назад +8061

    I hate to say this, but the belt is technically just a fanny pack

  • @KathleenSny
    @KathleenSny 4 года назад +1097

    Technically they weren’t that far off with the belt because we have fanny packs

    • @fabledhorse356
      @fabledhorse356 4 года назад +24

      But they aren't exactly considered "fashionable"
      Edit: welp looks like I was mistaken 🤷🏻‍♀️ the consensus on these replies seem to be that Danny packs are fashionable

    • @trevorsloan7586
      @trevorsloan7586 4 года назад +43

      @@fabledhorse356 there's some streetwear type ones

    • @marimidoriya6059
      @marimidoriya6059 4 года назад +45

      But weren't fanny packs considered "fashionable" before now? I thought this was just a come back.

    • @thatdude123
      @thatdude123 4 года назад +13

      @@marimidoriya6059 Everything that is old is now "new"

    • @juliay4874
      @juliay4874 4 года назад +4

      Fabled Horse who said that? I wear one every day

  • @TaruOwO
    @TaruOwO 2 года назад +109

    This video has made me realize that Danny isn’t as smart as I thought and he’s like any other person, but lovable.

    • @blackanne
      @blackanne 2 года назад +14

      Still smarter than many people who aren't even lovable.

    • @TaruOwO
      @TaruOwO 2 года назад

      @@blackanne true

  • @shana1598
    @shana1598 4 года назад +567

    Danny, a STEM graduate: "I think I can hot glue this huge ass glass bowl to the jumpsuit chest"

    • @lv9265
      @lv9265 4 года назад +10

      What did he study?

    • @shana1598
      @shana1598 4 года назад +26

      @@lv9265 computer science iirc

  • @isabellesyracuse4489
    @isabellesyracuse4489 4 года назад +4704

    Danny, you should make one of the women’s clothing for Laura

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 4 года назад +306

    Fun fact, that "old timey" accent in these old videos is called the "transatlantic" accent and was a completely artificial accent taught in upper class schools

    • @eddiebrock4491
      @eddiebrock4491 4 года назад +15

      I learned that from Drew's channel :D

    • @wittyblonde6728
      @wittyblonde6728 4 года назад +6

      brownguy903 Wait really or was that a joke?

    • @emmajeema
      @emmajeema 4 года назад +17

      Witty Blonde no it’s real no one naturally spoke like that it was supposed to be the “ideal” way to speak English

    • @gabriellas_fan
      @gabriellas_fan 4 года назад +12

      That IS a fun fact! :D I never knew that silly lil accent was taught haha

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 года назад +17

      @@wittyblonde6728 they had actors speak that way and they had to learn the accent from elocution coaches

  • @joeytuccini7301
    @joeytuccini7301 3 года назад +45

    1930s guy- "The ideal man of the future is perfect."
    Danny- "WhYs My HeAd ShApEd LiKe A gUmDrOp?"

  • @grape5683
    @grape5683 4 года назад +660

    Why do I get the feeling that the guy would shake the candies container like you shake a dog treat container and all the cuties would just come sprinting at him

    • @ameliajk
      @ameliajk 4 года назад +18

      Like those old Axe body spray commercials lol

    • @andrewdean3560
      @andrewdean3560 4 года назад +3

      the ways of old never changed, just we did because tv and movie writers were insecure nerds fictionalizing no ones REAL approach to coitus

    • @jemuzu3065
      @jemuzu3065 4 года назад +1

      i laughed way harder than i should have at this comment

    • @aizamazhar5610
      @aizamazhar5610 4 года назад

      YES.

    • @toastymarshmallow5372
      @toastymarshmallow5372 4 года назад +5

      my candy container brings all the cuties to the yard

  • @alicebarr1332
    @alicebarr1332 4 года назад +496

    “Walking around in the future just sounds like *rattle rattle*”

    • @ViVi-ev3rx
      @ViVi-ev3rx 4 года назад +24

      its an alarm for the cuties to gather

    • @prig1557
      @prig1557 3 года назад +7

      @@ViVi-ev3rx "aNyOnE wAnT cAnDiEs?"

  • @aminathmauroofjameel8115
    @aminathmauroofjameel8115 4 года назад +425

    Why is Laura saying “what’s wrong future boy” when Danny’s coins fell out SO FUNNY

  • @vansprinkes
    @vansprinkes 2 года назад +76

    I'd like to think that there was one designer who was like "What if women wear pants and don't wear dresses as often?" and then they kicked him out of the room

    • @ArinaCherrytree
      @ArinaCherrytree Год назад +12

      "So, what do we think women will wear in the future??"
      "Glass dresses!!"
      "wire bras!"
      "dresses with sleeves that zip off for no reason!!"
      "Yes...yes...very good. Now, jimmy, what do you think?"
      "I think they might...wear pants!"
      "WHAT?" **throws jimmy out of window**

  • @shush5933
    @shush5933 4 года назад +3600

    Petition for Danny to go out in public with the future outfit on

    • @lovelyjuliexo
      @lovelyjuliexo 4 года назад +33

      petition signed 😂 ✅

    • @Moonberry.
      @Moonberry. 3 года назад +13

      ✍️

    • @KillerKoifish
      @KillerKoifish 3 года назад +24

      ✍✍✍✍✍✍ *aggressive scribbling*

    • @snunie
      @snunie 3 года назад +8

      ✍️✍☑

    • @Lnarmm
      @Lnarmm 3 года назад +8

      ✍️✅

  • @theinsomniaddict11
    @theinsomniaddict11 4 года назад +3142

    Alternate title: Danny struggles to not break down because giant container is glass and glass is too heavy to glue to jumpsuit

  • @christalcavanaugh
    @christalcavanaugh 3 года назад +10

    At the end of the video when he said he was bored I was like “oh this was during quarantine!” I feel like that’s really going to mark a very memorable time in our lives and our media

  • @011mph
    @011mph 4 года назад +187

    "How futuristic do I look right now?" literally looks like Arwin from Suite Life of Zack and Cody

  • @BeccaMoses
    @BeccaMoses 4 года назад +573

    I’m fairly certain that they say “collars” and not “colors”

    • @sevenunderwater8099
      @sevenunderwater8099 4 года назад +74

      that makes more sense, but also, the future colors in their mind were probably like silvers, whites, greys, 'sleek colors' though you can't te because the videos in black and white 😂

    • @_isabellanatasha
      @_isabellanatasha 4 года назад +7

      also "shaping", not "shaving"

  • @lola3048
    @lola3048 4 года назад +583

    the only right one was the women wearing pants and the higher heels.

    • @google1030
      @google1030 4 года назад +29

      Mesh clothes is quite correct

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 года назад +30

      Yea, the pants and cantilever heels were actually fairly correct. Plus, the outfit was actually really cute, and I think you could actually buy something like that pretty easily. Same with the dress after it. Not the weird climate control belt, though 😂

    • @lola3048
      @lola3048 4 года назад +2

      Jackie Johnson true 😂

    • @lola3048
      @lola3048 4 года назад

      @@google1030 yeah they are

    • @jesseg9
      @jesseg9 4 года назад +3

      And the ideal man, obviously

  • @satanm8c40
    @satanm8c40 28 дней назад +2

    Laura was like a caring mom trying her hardest to support her child's weird interest

  • @erinjackson8119
    @erinjackson8119 4 года назад +237

    Danny’s channels in order
    1st channel: Danny Gonzalez
    2nd channel: Drew Gooden
    3rd channel: 2 Danny 2 Furious

    • @wrengaber4672
      @wrengaber4672 4 года назад +18

      correction:
      1: 2 Danny 2 furious
      2: drew Gooden
      3: Danny Gonzales

    • @FireflyJuu
      @FireflyJuu 4 года назад +7

      I thought it was
      Drew Gooden
      Danny Gonzales
      2 Danny 2 Furious?

    • @meow5422
      @meow5422 4 года назад

      @@bsmith1604 aha yes funny funny penis poohead

    • @rellytoonanimations2292
      @rellytoonanimations2292 4 года назад

      Danny
      2 danny
      Drew

  • @sophiamarcano2616
    @sophiamarcano2616 4 года назад +216

    Laura: it didn’t feel simple
    Danny: IT WAS SIMPLE

  • @seaskulls
    @seaskulls 4 года назад +2495

    “you wanna go back to my place?”
    “nah”
    “i’ve got jelly beans-“
    “yes. 1000 times yes. marry me.”

    • @daisydances7117
      @daisydances7117 3 года назад +46

      Cause I’m a
      *✨C u t i e✨*

    • @troy5094
      @troy5094 3 года назад +3

      500th like you're halfway there

    • @chloehendry9371
      @chloehendry9371 2 года назад +3

      How puppet history got started

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 2 года назад +3

      Am I the only one who interpreted candy for cuties as for little kids? Pretty sure that was more likely a thing than a stash of candy for pretty women.

    • @carljoosepraave2102
      @carljoosepraave2102 2 года назад +1

      Only ok as long as both are above 18

  • @crownclowncreations
    @crownclowncreations Год назад +15

    I too am a little concerned as to how long it took Danny to realize, that he could just cut the belt, but I am proud that he got there.

  • @mikkiichann
    @mikkiichann 4 года назад +6488

    I was lowkey hoping he would said to Laura, "hey cutie, want a candy?"

  • @vitaliastrait4487
    @vitaliastrait4487 4 года назад +304

    Laura's face is like, "My husband has lost his mind."

    • @sarahmarie4785
      @sarahmarie4785 4 года назад +10

      Cuz he didnt give her any candy for cuties💔💔

    • @Niffty_hotel
      @Niffty_hotel 4 года назад +3

      I’m sure she’s known he’s lost his mind for a while

  • @astroboystan
    @astroboystan Год назад +7

    The weird thing is that they were pretty on point with some of it for today. See through shirts are common, people have mobile phones instead of phones tied to their clothing, there are unnecessary zippers on clothing, they were right about pants and wider based heels in women's fashion, and they seemed to anticipate an increased involvement of women in the business sector while misjudging what would happen to pockets. Also big hair was popular basically from the 70-90s, so that was on point too. Pretty good considering the lack of anything they had to really judge off of, so I'm kind of wondering if they're going to be even more right in the 2040s.

  • @reyvin5051
    @reyvin5051 4 года назад +609

    Laura didn’t like it cause you didn’t give her candy and that implies that you don’t think she’s cute 👀👀👀

    • @AUG_Glow
      @AUG_Glow 4 года назад +11

      Its because shes beautiful

    • @MaddyIntravia
      @MaddyIntravia 4 года назад +1

      @@AUG_Glow lol corny 😅 she's cute and beautiful!

    • @AUG_Glow
      @AUG_Glow 4 года назад +1

      @@MaddyIntravia yo even if its corny, you cant disagree with me there

    • @MaddyIntravia
      @MaddyIntravia 4 года назад

      @@AUG_Glow Yeah I just did agree with you, lol

  • @zoe-cc3bg
    @zoe-cc3bg 4 года назад +699

    After putting on his suit, Danny should’ve given himself a candy

  • @subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto8944
    @subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto8944 4 года назад +162

    Honestly I don’t think any of us would even notice is La Croix sponsored him at this point

  • @blakeburgers22
    @blakeburgers22 3 месяца назад +4

    Poor past Danny… so innocent… so naive… just wait half way through 2020. You’ll see the pain.

  • @bag_o_hammers
    @bag_o_hammers 4 года назад +356

    “Are you hot?”
    Danny: *awkward silence*

  • @shelbywallis5503
    @shelbywallis5503 4 года назад +302

    “free advertisement for the belt” are we not going to talk about the free advertisement for la croix?

  • @carth9375
    @carth9375 4 года назад +1966

    Plot Twist: This second channel is just a huge sponsor for la croix

  • @fadeuhhway
    @fadeuhhway 2 года назад +7

    "aww, what happened, future boi?" Laura is a gem, I'm glad Danny found someone for life who can just roll with whatever insane thing he randomly surprises her with :D

  • @Springo-gd6lb
    @Springo-gd6lb 4 года назад +327

    I think the honest man thing is a reference to Diogenes the Cynic, who was an Ancient Greek philosopher that would walk around shining a lantern in people’s faces, and explaining that he was looking for an honest man

  • @bellarose894
    @bellarose894 4 года назад +1002

    The concern on Laura’s face when she walked up the stairs🤣

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 4 года назад +45

      She's thinking, "it's finally happened. My husband is insane and I'm considering how long it will take me to book it back down the stairs and out the front door."

    • @Billi_crow
      @Billi_crow 4 года назад +24

      She noticed the candies for cuties... Danny has some explaining for do

    • @garlicbread4407
      @garlicbread4407 4 года назад +1

      i'd call it regret, like, "why did i marry this strange man."

  • @joseptet5991
    @joseptet5991 4 года назад +480

    The fact that this is your second channel has been forcefully inserted into the membrane beneath my skull

    • @maude404
      @maude404 4 года назад +8

      cHanEl (i am sorry)

    • @gpmusic009
      @gpmusic009 4 года назад +20

      Phoebe Jo in case you forgot, this is his second channel, he likes to get a little more goofy with it, he also drinks lecroix

    • @sagmaster111
      @sagmaster111 4 года назад +5

      What channel is this?

    • @junobuggieee
      @junobuggieee 4 года назад +1

      Phoebe Jo channel*

    • @junobuggieee
      @junobuggieee 4 года назад

      Sushi Studios his second channel..

  • @heleno1150
    @heleno1150 2 года назад +11

    I like that Danny didn’t even consider sewing the containers to the jumpsuit, he just immediately jumped to the glue gun, maybe it was all the exposure to troom troom

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen 4 года назад +139

    “I feel like that looks even more futuristic than the actual outfit did”
    Of course it does, we *are* in the future!