The Ultimate Commentary Video (w/ Kurtis Conner and Danny Gonzalez)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2019
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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @sephin5539
    @sephin5539 4 года назад +4690

    As a blonde, 6’1 female senior in high school, I will be suing Tall Girl for identity theft.

    • @AnnMarcelino
      @AnnMarcelino 4 года назад +378

      Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

    • @lydlydlyd4709
      @lydlydlyd4709 4 года назад +33

      Ana Marcelino you beat me to it

    • @je7450
      @je7450 4 года назад +281

      How can you be a Tall Girl when your name is Little Man

    • @yooseul__
      @yooseul__ 4 года назад +31

      J E
      Tru you have a point

    • @papyrusthegreat457
      @papyrusthegreat457 4 года назад +52

      But ur photo is brown hair...

  • @pascal9394
    @pascal9394 4 года назад +7611

    I love how they all comment on how “christ me dance”, “dad me dance”, and “mom me dance” make no sense but then no one says anything about how it apparently actually stands for “cancer me dance”

    • @cjmyoyo
      @cjmyoyo 4 года назад +288

      Pascal I was trying to figure out what it stands for. But yeah cancer me dance makes the most sense.

    • @rebecamartinez1053
      @rebecamartinez1053 4 года назад +43

      I have no idea what's going on wut

    • @csengelajos
      @csengelajos 4 года назад +235

      Isn't it like.. Actually.. "see"..?

    • @pascal9394
      @pascal9394 4 года назад +199

      Lajos Csenge yeah but I thought it was probably like a double meaning, like you pronounce it as “see” but it also stands for cancer or smth, just seemed the most likely to me since the mc has cancer and it seemed like they were trying to be clever lol

    • @lotus-sc3wh
      @lotus-sc3wh 4 года назад +49

      I honestly thought it was like C (see) me dance...

  • @halfwayhappy
    @halfwayhappy Год назад +2804

    Drew’s hair:🌲
    Kutris’s hair: 🍜
    Danny’s hair: 🌊

    • @lu-__-
      @lu-__- 11 месяцев назад +61

      hehe kutris

    • @rorzoi
      @rorzoi 10 месяцев назад +39

      kutris 💞

    • @halfwayhappy
      @halfwayhappy 10 месяцев назад +17

      Sorry I use text to speech because of my dyslexia it must have misheard me

    • @lu-__-
      @lu-__- 10 месяцев назад +35

      @halfwayhappy no need to apologise haha i just found it funny because in my language "cutre" means "poorly done" so "cutris" sounds like an endearing way of saying that to someone

    • @halfwayhappy
      @halfwayhappy 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@lu-__- omg that’s funny. What language do you speak. Right now I’m learning Hungarian and Japanese

  • @DiscipleGames
    @DiscipleGames 2 года назад +4937

    The funniest thing about this movie is the 6'1" thing... not only is that a totally normal height (every high school basketball team I've seen will have several taller Tall Girls, and college even more so), but AVA MICHELLE IS 6 FOOT 2 INCHES TALL. They made a movie about a girl so "absurdly tall" that it affects every aspect of her life, got a realistically tall actress to play the lead, and said "No, that's too tall for Tall Girl"

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +373

      I’m pretty sure all tall girl did was make people feel uncomfortable about their height

    • @alilordoftheskies5079
      @alilordoftheskies5079 Год назад +130

      @@placeholderdoe I don't even think it made people insecure, just uncomfortable like you said.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад

      That makes me think of the Antichrist Willem Dafoe penis story.

    • @Kaido711
      @Kaido711 10 месяцев назад +149

      It’s funny bc there is something to be said about how being perceived as tall or broad for a girl can manifest in insecurity, or have a negative stigma, but u really cheapen the potential for a good story by overstating and cartoonifying the issue lol. It’s like having a movie called “Scrawny Boy,” “Flat-Chested Girl” or “Curvy Boy” lmao.

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 7 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@Kaido711Yeah, I'm the same height as the actress, and while definitely for men like me it's seen as desireable, but literally millions of people like and prefer tall women.
      Also, idk about you but Curvy Boy sounds hot af, I'd love that

  • @lertox00
    @lertox00 4 года назад +9483

    These boys: “we are not the same person”
    Also these boys: [talking in unison with no script]

  • @donnnnatell0
    @donnnnatell0 4 года назад +13433

    they’re all the same person just in different fonts

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 3 года назад +828

      _Danny_ *Danny* Danny

    • @Subpar1224
      @Subpar1224 3 года назад +422

      The important question is who is comic sans

    • @Iron678Maiden
      @Iron678Maiden 3 года назад +304

      subpar 1224 I think drew is comic sans

    • @oikawaishot5604
      @oikawaishot5604 3 года назад +48

      yes,tsukki is hot.

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 3 года назад +32

      chloe thats the funniest way of putting it

  • @shreddie222
    @shreddie222 Год назад +983

    these guys are like.... the same person but they glitched at birth and just accidentally got reincarnated into three different bodies

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 Год назад +24

      Confirmed: what happened

    • @ollie.1564
      @ollie.1564 5 месяцев назад +20

      And the curly hair genes got a little missed up but otherwise same person

    • @HeartsfromHarps
      @HeartsfromHarps 2 месяца назад +5

      @@ollie.1564yeah kurtis got most of them and danny got the rest.. drew got none

  • @Atlassucks
    @Atlassucks Год назад +1041

    The way Drew says “nooo it’s NOT a- its not porn” 12:23 is my absolute favorite and now I say things with that same inflection all the time

    • @MILOEBA
      @MILOEBA 11 месяцев назад +56

      i picked up the motion he does w his arms there😭

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 4 месяца назад +16

      Fallowed by "You like it though, right?"

  • @meghapethari7288
    @meghapethari7288 4 года назад +22394

    This video is just Kurtis trying to adapt to environment of his foster parents

  • @laxadaisical
    @laxadaisical 4 года назад +10361

    They look like the freaking powerpuff girls

  • @natalyarones9138
    @natalyarones9138 8 месяцев назад +188

    After extensive research, the gay porn bee movie is called “1313: Giant Killer Bees” and it seems to be apart of a film series. You are welcome

    • @MamaMekoSL
      @MamaMekoSL Месяц назад +35

      I've watched it and it legit has multiple 15 minute scenes of men rubbing themselves

    • @starvingbabsi-nx3bc
      @starvingbabsi-nx3bc 23 дня назад

      Thank uuuuu 🩷

  • @numburger
    @numburger Год назад +1117

    I love the thumbnail. Danny and Drew are both reacting appropriately to the weird content they're commentating on meanwhile Kurtis is just... sitting there staring blankly into the camera with a milktoast smile

    • @EeyoreStan
      @EeyoreStan Год назад +69

      this comment made me go back and look at the thumbnail of this video and it literally made me bust out laughing at Kurtis’ ears they look so goofy to me lmao

    • @LaikasFriend
      @LaikasFriend 10 месяцев назад +23

      obsessed with this comment, what does milktoast smile mean?

    • @No-uf8xp
      @No-uf8xp 9 месяцев назад +18

      Milktoast is my favorite descriptor I’ve ever seen holy shit

    • @numburger
      @numburger 9 месяцев назад +20

      @@LaikasFriend Milktoast refers to something that's bland so I'm calling good ol Kurt boy's smile bland. It's just so neutral and unwavering

    • @numburger
      @numburger 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@No-uf8xp Same, but it's been one of those words that once I learn it I try to wedge it into every sentence possible but the hype kinda disapates after a while. I need to bring it back into my vocab lmao

  • @janerain13
    @janerain13 4 года назад +8903

    the tall girl thing is such a lie, every lesbian and basketball team would rush to get her

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 4 года назад +1939

      Don’t be silly, LGBT folk don’t exist in bad high school fiction.

    • @stardoogalaxie9314
      @stardoogalaxie9314 4 года назад +163

      _RIGHT????!_

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 4 года назад +630

      I heard about a guy who would only date girls over 6 feet tall because he wanted his kids to play basketball. :|

    • @sanattia
      @sanattia 4 года назад +349

      me, seeing a tall girl: 😍😍TOP ME TOP ME TOP ME😍😍
      this trailer was really awkward for me to watch xdd

    • @robertdeforest9682
      @robertdeforest9682 4 года назад +43

      Demi Chaos What’s kind of game does a Lesbian Team play?

  • @adammgolan
    @adammgolan 3 года назад +13862

    Kurtis: *curly*
    Drew: *spiky*
    Danny: *swirly*

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution 2 года назад +916

    Drew: *Plays the trailer for a gay porn movie for Danny*
    Drew: Oh yeah, I think I know my friends :)

  • @soupytime4541
    @soupytime4541 2 года назад +468

    10:58 I think they just gaslit Danny into loving bees

  • @aurorajenkins444
    @aurorajenkins444 4 года назад +6464

    as a “tall girl” i can confirm that yes, most people that call me are pretending to be a Swedish exchange student asking me to homecoming at all times of the year.
    and i fall for it every time.

    • @Bianca-iz5wk
      @Bianca-iz5wk 4 года назад +41

      Me too

    • @ivyuniverse1469
      @ivyuniverse1469 4 года назад +35

      Omg same

    • @tianna6933
      @tianna6933 4 года назад +70

      same :( im too tall....
      5 feet.....

    • @mollyseidlitz6002
      @mollyseidlitz6002 4 года назад +2

      Aurora Jenkins why a swedish exchange student though?

    • @sleepykoinu
      @sleepykoinu 4 года назад +93

      Ha! When will you learn you're just the tall girl?

  • @daniela-lq1xt
    @daniela-lq1xt 4 года назад +15350

    as a 6'1" girl, I can confirm that MOST tables don't end at my knees

  • @GhostxSara
    @GhostxSara 2 года назад +170

    In German "Tall Girl" is called "Wie Jodi über sich hinauswuchs", which literally translates to "how Jodi outgrew herself"

    • @brunacandida4232
      @brunacandida4232 3 месяца назад +21

      The Brazilian title is like "high standard crush". It work in our language

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 2 дня назад +2

      I know this is a super old comment, but see - this would actually be a decent title! The movie still sucks, but it’s a clever name.

  • @oliviageorge3008
    @oliviageorge3008 Год назад +210

    i love how the most replayed part was when kurtis and danny were trying to avoid the fact that they were "kissing"

  • @teetheatersanonymous
    @teetheatersanonymous 4 года назад +6167

    "Danny, I saw the trailer and knew you'd like it."
    *insert gay bee porn trailer*
    drew, what are you implying?

  • @13thRebellion
    @13thRebellion 4 года назад +6961

    When Drew and Danny hug each other during the christian trailer and Kurtis gets left out... I felt that

    • @FallenDivaLabRat
      @FallenDivaLabRat 4 года назад +459

      We Are Two Different People and Kurtis

    • @MeandMonkeyLP
      @MeandMonkeyLP 4 года назад +145

      Im literally Curtis without the Sadboi style/looks :(

    • @entername1665
      @entername1665 4 года назад +20

      Thing *the Bible*
      Thing #2 *that says the bibble*
      Thing *YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORD OF THE LORD*

    • @luxuscarnage4828
      @luxuscarnage4828 4 года назад +162

      They fought over him in another video so it evens out a bit.

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 4 года назад +8

      4:06

  • @kenthefele113
    @kenthefele113 2 года назад +183

    That “C Me Dance” trailer got me off guard. Holy shit, that’s hilarious. When the Dad said she pissed off the Devil I didn’t think he meant it literally.

  • @kiralonely1307
    @kiralonely1307 2 года назад +214

    5:23 everytime they punch, when they join each other, it's in sync, their friendship is so strong they PUNCH AT AIR IN SYNC

  • @StickItToTheMan120
    @StickItToTheMan120 4 года назад +13102

    if you close your eyes, it sounds like they’re one person talking to themself

    • @Kai-qv5yb
      @Kai-qv5yb 4 года назад +542

      holy shit you're right

    • @angelbait5
      @angelbait5 4 года назад +207

      ~this comment wins~

    • @EvilKillerify
      @EvilKillerify 4 года назад +327

      They're all basically the same person

    • @osmankoro1892
      @osmankoro1892 4 года назад +7

      @@Kai-qv5yb 677lu0opyp0phppy

    • @g33xzi11a
      @g33xzi11a 4 года назад +55

      Aren’t they?

  • @JakeTakesTheCakes
    @JakeTakesTheCakes 4 года назад +7369

    Tall Girl should've been called Short Boy because that dude looked like a foot shorter than her. A man who's 5'1" is probably going to get made fun of more than a girl who's 6'1"

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 4 года назад +449

      Exactly. That dude must get dunked on every day.
      Because he's short and plays poor defense.

    • @JakeTakesTheCakes
      @JakeTakesTheCakes 4 года назад +267

      @@raimarulightning And because he's afraid of basketballs. It's a very interesting story

    • @talic-os5899
      @talic-os5899 4 года назад +111

      My dad is 5'3" and... He is fine, I don't think people really make fun of height? It is not as if people are not like "oh shit, you are so short" to him, but... It's fine. Honestly, tho, even the tall girl movie was more her feeling bad than people actually making fun of her xD

    • @specialjuan
      @specialjuan 4 года назад +187

      They should've called it small tables

    • @user-og7qq5zy8p
      @user-og7qq5zy8p 4 года назад +41

      he's 5'7, he's like an inch under average and she's like 5 inches over it

  • @livilydiddily
    @livilydiddily 2 года назад +96

    “what’s up greg” “what’s up greg” “hey greg” “that’s danny’s thing” “that’s my thing 😡”

  • @Finn-bx7up
    @Finn-bx7up Год назад +234

    The fact that they act everything out in sync is almost funnier than the actual jokes 💀

  • @rubydarling7564
    @rubydarling7564 4 года назад +4865

    They should make a parody of tall girl called "short kings"

    • @heliodorable4612
      @heliodorable4612 4 года назад +477

      and get cody ko and noel miller for it

    • @derangedyarn6544
      @derangedyarn6544 4 года назад +53

      Short boi

    • @Kyoung-Ji
      @Kyoung-Ji 4 года назад +40

      That’s already a song

    • @gr4ys0n
      @gr4ys0n 4 года назад +23

      “ Tiny Man “
      - Starring Frank Ireo
      ( sorry my emo is showing )

    • @gr4ys0n
      @gr4ys0n 4 года назад +2

      Ragnarok Loki is Best Loki WAIT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE

  • @bauerroberts5873
    @bauerroberts5873 4 года назад +3478

    You’ve heard of tall girl. Now get ready for short boy. The story of a boy who can’t get a date for homecoming becauseeeeee.................he’s short and no one wants to date him. Until he meets a transfer student from France. And she’s equally short.

    • @totagarboua8540
      @totagarboua8540 4 года назад +150

      Bauer Roberts naaaah she Filipino

    • @bauerroberts5873
      @bauerroberts5873 4 года назад +38

      Tota Garboua oh yeah definitely

    • @capylost
      @capylost 3 года назад +138

      but then he ends up dsting his really tall best friend bc he likes him and is awfully stalkerish and possessive 😻

    • @Scholarlyscum
      @Scholarlyscum 3 года назад +15

      If you see the end of the movie it’s kind of about a short boy

    • @greg4275
      @greg4275 3 года назад +63

      And his height? 5 ft 8

  • @sewerdweller9479
    @sewerdweller9479 Год назад +163

    These three should start a podcast and the whole time the listeners will just be trying to figure out who is talking

  • @pyramidhead6998
    @pyramidhead6998 2 года назад +35

    That bee movie is actually part of a softcore gay pron series called "1313". So yeah, Drew actually picked out a (kinda) gay pron for Danny. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

    • @nudelsoppa832
      @nudelsoppa832 2 месяца назад +7

      …. Why do you know this

    • @jeanettelori1439
      @jeanettelori1439 Месяц назад

      @@nudelsoppa832 maybe he watches pay gorn idk

  • @amberc6403
    @amberc6403 4 года назад +12526

    kurtis conner in his own videos: BAD BOY
    kurtis conner in danny and drew’s videos; BABY BOY

    • @Mizu-AM
      @Mizu-AM 4 года назад +505

      he's such an innocent bean here

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 года назад +677

      It's so cute when he's just kind of sitting there and giggling at the other guys' jokes

    • @phoenixc8328
      @phoenixc8328 4 года назад +240

      kurtis is always baby boy

    • @imacupcake
      @imacupcake 4 года назад +226

      sorry to say this but kurtis radiates big third wheel energy

    • @phoenixc8328
      @phoenixc8328 4 года назад +29

      @@imacupcake but he doesnt

  • @yorpslorg8933
    @yorpslorg8933 3 года назад +8120

    The guy in tall girl asks her to homecoming but freaks out when she stands up. Did he ask a complete stranger in a library to homecoming? From the way the movie portrays it, everyone knows she is tall, so is he also completely new to the school? Huh?

    • @ansruta8629
      @ansruta8629 3 года назад +470

      Props to you for trying to make sense in the movie.

    • @chugchug72
      @chugchug72 3 года назад +476

      I literally didn’t even realize this but the movie still doesn’t make sense like WHY IS BEING TALL FREAKISH?!
      When I was in middle school, being tall was the best thing in the world, it was so hot apparently.

    • @user-gf3fc9qv2d
      @user-gf3fc9qv2d 3 года назад +217

      @@chugchug72 Yes, being taller than all your friends is actually pretty awesome because you can taunt your friends even if they’re average height :)

    • @Merpsicles
      @Merpsicles 3 года назад +92

      @@chugchug72 It's because she's a girl. Guys are typically put off by girls that are their height or taller. It hasn't really been a big deal as of recent that I've heard of since they've been more accepting, but maybe this movie doesn't really understand that.

    • @Juice-vn7ui
      @Juice-vn7ui 3 года назад +121

      @@Merpsicles My school had this girl in 5th grade who was taller than almost every teacher, and damn she flexed on us with her height

  • @thatsabummerdude
    @thatsabummerdude 2 года назад +99

    8:38 Pause and turn your brightness up

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 2 года назад +28

      Holy shit, that is horrifying

    • @taratih
      @taratih 2 года назад +19

      Dude who is that

    • @myra4215
      @myra4215 2 года назад +6

      Woah

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 Год назад +4

      Holy

    • @littleasshole
      @littleasshole Год назад +6

      @@taratih me.

  • @z0331_
    @z0331_ Год назад +62

    Drew tryna look at Danny and Kurtis both at the same time equally is hilarious

  • @jedimanx2329
    @jedimanx2329 4 года назад +7662

    The devil really out here speaking minecraft enchantment table.

    • @choerry1712
      @choerry1712 4 года назад +217

      Everybody gangsta till the devil starts speaking enchantment table

    • @mollyj6286
      @mollyj6286 4 года назад +14

      Do your part to get this comment to 666 likes - almost there!

    • @iinraged2258
      @iinraged2258 4 года назад +38

      Everyone chill until Satan starts singing Jack Stauber’s lyrics

    • @peekarae
      @peekarae 4 года назад +5

      Axel Kai oH SHIT-

    • @hannahtimmons4097
      @hannahtimmons4097 4 года назад +4

      Aye is that the picture from super monkey ball on a snowboard?

  • @shannonhelgers6469
    @shannonhelgers6469 4 года назад +4177

    New born baby:
    Me: So you're the new guy huh?

    • @carlybarker6180
      @carlybarker6180 3 года назад +184

      nurse, holding up my newborn baby: he’s beautiful! me, crossing my arms and eying baby suspiciously: so you’re the new guy huh?

    • @i95mgc
      @i95mgc 3 года назад +1

      i gave you 1k likes 🙈

    • @innocentguy9639
      @innocentguy9639 3 года назад +10

      シ Sᴛᴀʀʀʏ Nɪɢʜᴛs シ you have 1000 accounts?

    • @i95mgc
      @i95mgc 3 года назад +4

      Yo DaD yea 👀😳

    • @dumbledorf5029
      @dumbledorf5029 3 года назад

      @@i95mgc oh

  • @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss222
    @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss222 Год назад +98

    9:56 wtf is danny doing lmao

    • @owowhatsbliss
      @owowhatsbliss Год назад +37

      Mimicking what Neil does in the scene they just watched, looking back and forth wide-eyed

    • @portorolla4157
      @portorolla4157 Год назад +20

      bro went 🤨🤨🤨

    • @lays5277
      @lays5277 9 месяцев назад +10

      Drugs

    • @lays5277
      @lays5277 9 месяцев назад +9

      This is a joke

  • @magickitten123
    @magickitten123 Год назад +37

    8:45 I can't wait until they make "Programmable Virtual Reality, the Crimson Version"

  • @lucasbrunoz
    @lucasbrunoz 4 года назад +3750

    The three of them are 25 years old but somehow they all look different ages

    • @pinkyfruitasmr
      @pinkyfruitasmr 4 года назад +705

      LucasArg Danny looks eighteen, Danny looks 25, and Danny looks 32

    • @carolanne2168
      @carolanne2168 4 года назад +18

      Naija Berry hahahahaha

    • @lucasbrunoz
      @lucasbrunoz 4 года назад +11

      @Mr Temporal I see what you did there

    • @haleybell3292
      @haleybell3292 4 года назад +287

      I think it’s a requirement for all guys in the youtube commentary community to simultaneously look like a 30 year old dad and 12 year old boy with the exception of noel and kurtis who perpetually look 16-18 years old.

    • @kaylaren428
      @kaylaren428 4 года назад +10

      That one on the right does not look 25

  • @caromelette
    @caromelette 4 года назад +6512

    kurtis looks like a fresh faced baby boy with his parents and i'm here for it

    • @ink.9
      @ink.9 4 года назад +28

      fr tho we're all here for it

    • @brittanyr9471
      @brittanyr9471 4 года назад +57

      Now I feel awkward for thinking he's attractive

    • @breadf5399
      @breadf5399 4 года назад +73

      but wait if kurtis and danny were kissing while danny was away for 3 hours...

    • @ink.9
      @ink.9 4 года назад +48

      @@breadf5399 sweet home Alabama

    • @breadf5399
      @breadf5399 4 года назад +4

      @@ink.9 👀

  • @holyassbutts
    @holyassbutts 2 года назад +71

    Him being the one who's pregnant doesn't solve anything!
    The problem is that their in high school and too young to have a baby, isn't it?
    Whether it comes out of her or comes out of him, they're still having a baby. Nothing has been solved here 🤷‍♂️

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd Год назад

      they could abort the baby

    • @TrulyGreggington
      @TrulyGreggington Год назад +15

      I think that the reason was because it would be obvious if the girl was pregnant because it’s pretty recognizable when you see a girl with only stomach chub. I think they swapped because if the guy was pregnant, it’s not as noticeable??

  • @loosegoosewithacaboose
    @loosegoosewithacaboose Год назад +24

    “neil breen for you, gay porn bee movie for you-
    i think i know my friends!”

  • @julietawapetona6954
    @julietawapetona6954 4 года назад +9313

    The only way I can distinguish in which channel I am is by looking who’s sitting on the middle

    • @derangedyarn6544
      @derangedyarn6544 4 года назад +127

      Oh. My. Dionysus.

    • @ohno7432
      @ohno7432 4 года назад +100

      Oh fr? What about the videos with just 2 of them

    • @derangedyarn6544
      @derangedyarn6544 4 года назад +269

      @@ohno7432 you suffer

    • @julietawapetona6954
      @julietawapetona6954 4 года назад +55

      @@ohno7432 still the guy in the middle is the owner of the channel........ o_o *SUSPENSE MUSIC*

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 4 года назад +39

      Yeah Danny is in the middle

  • @PossiblyAlena
    @PossiblyAlena 4 года назад +2184

    Plot twist: the reason people always make fun of her is because she brings her own preschool sized furniture with her everywhere she goes and refuses to use normal tables and chairs. She also exclusively walks around on stilts, even if she wakes up in the middle of the night to pee she has to either put on the stills to walk to the bathroom or she just rolls.

    • @booklovingpoet5942
      @booklovingpoet5942 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sydneywebb5633
      @sydneywebb5633 4 года назад +28

      I’m 13 and 5 10 and I can verify all y’all girls do this

    • @kokomollyroseheart5999
      @kokomollyroseheart5999 4 года назад +5

      Syd I’m also 13 but I’m 4’11 ._.

    • @portxr
      @portxr 4 года назад +2

      KokoMolly Roseheart no offense but nobody asked lol

    • @stefcoll2972
      @stefcoll2972 4 года назад +7

      Literally all the characters were like 5’5 and under, made her look like a 3 story building moving through the hallway (yes, I watched the movie, yes it was very cringe)

  • @AllietheFangirl1823
    @AllietheFangirl1823 2 года назад +22

    7:50
    “Congratulations! You have a healthy baby monkey :)”

  • @gabrielladavidson2938
    @gabrielladavidson2938 2 года назад +45

    Listen....I'm the shortest person in my family. And I'm a 5'9" woman. My sister is 6'1", my mom is 5'11" and like aside from goofy jokes about basketball or whatever no one has ever been that weird. My sister and I have definitely had guys be weirdos about how tall we are (one ex told me it was "emasculating") but none of us were every ostracized for it????? Like wtf

    • @charlieisacastle
      @charlieisacastle 2 месяца назад +2

      im 5'10" and sapphic and whenever i see a girl taller than me im like AAAAAAAAAAAA PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MARRY MEEEEEE. idk why some guys see it as a bad thing. i love tall women so much

  • @sherlynmartinez6136
    @sherlynmartinez6136 4 года назад +26205

    I love how they’re three slightly different versions of the same person

    • @koolkat-hq5xc
      @koolkat-hq5xc 4 года назад +2793

      Drew is default, danny is the seventh grade edition and Kurtis is the stoner edition

    • @jessepinkman9027
      @jessepinkman9027 4 года назад +344

      your creepy emo cousin omg yes

    • @CNowProductions
      @CNowProductions 4 года назад +453

      Danny, Danny, and Kurtis

    • @lazzy-bones
      @lazzy-bones 4 года назад +687

      different fonts if you will

    • @pinkdoesstuff
      @pinkdoesstuff 4 года назад +261

      Mm
      This the remix

  • @trufflepuff3421
    @trufflepuff3421 4 года назад +5000

    The Christian dance movie should have been called the devils tango...I’m just saying

    • @dudephillips
      @dudephillips 4 года назад +185

      “You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

    • @gollygeewillikers
      @gollygeewillikers 4 года назад +3

      that’s what i thought!

    • @olive5260
      @olive5260 4 года назад +19

      Or the Devil’s Disco ;)))

    • @NatalieLovesxo
      @NatalieLovesxo 4 года назад +52

      That title should be saved for a better film

    • @antuanlemon484
      @antuanlemon484 4 года назад +2

      This gives (some) Christian movies a bad rap

  • @tiffanybaby13
    @tiffanybaby13 2 месяца назад +5

    When Drew said Kurtis was a Neil Breen fan, and then the affects in the trailer are exactly how Kurtis edits his videos, it all made sense

  • @LittleBitVic
    @LittleBitVic 2 года назад +16

    I'm a 5'8" girl. A little taller than average, but nothing to write home about, right?
    Except my surname is "Little".
    16 years of uncreative bullying.
    For 3 extra inches above average.
    It's not even the bullying that bothered me -- it never hurt or ostracized me. It was just the same. Sentence. Every. Day. "Victoria 'Little'? You should be Victoria 'Tall'!"
    That's where these writers screwed up. Everyone inexplicably freaking out over a simple 6'1" when all they had to do was give her a diminutive surname.

  • @INVINCIBLE840
    @INVINCIBLE840 4 года назад +4090

    so no extra greeting? *throws the phone and breaks skateboard*

  • @avaadore3362
    @avaadore3362 4 года назад +4285

    Kurtis= an introvert hanging out with a bunch of extroverts lol

    • @morganc25
      @morganc25 4 года назад +120

      Aren’t we all...

    • @bridgetc5557
      @bridgetc5557 4 года назад +6

      😑

    • @alex-tf7rl
      @alex-tf7rl 4 года назад +68

      Me when I hang out with friends

    • @nona7163
      @nona7163 4 года назад +3

      @@morganc25 no

    • @hamsterfan999
      @hamsterfan999 4 года назад +129

      Ahror an introvert is not somebody who doesn’t like talking/doesn’t talk much.. introverts just get tired w social interaction. If a person sucks at social interaction it isn’t bc they’re an introvert, it’s bc they suck at social interaction.
      - an outgoing introvert

  • @katuskibakugou8783
    @katuskibakugou8783 Год назад +30

    8:16
    MPreg the Movie

  • @crispykalechips
    @crispykalechips 2 года назад +24

    The brother energy this trio has is delightful

  • @_atessa
    @_atessa 3 года назад +24016

    I love how their friendship is basically saying the end of each other's sentences at the same time

    • @joejoetuber574
      @joejoetuber574 3 года назад +18

      2k likes and no comments???

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 3 года назад +21

      IKR

    • @_atessa
      @_atessa 3 года назад +8

      wtf

    • @gloglee7463
      @gloglee7463 3 года назад +89

      you know what they say,
      "true friends always finish each other's sneezes"

    • @ezzier2820
      @ezzier2820 3 года назад +1

      You love everything

  • @chezburgore
    @chezburgore 4 года назад +7230

    4:07
    Kurtis: **attempts to wrap arms around Drew**
    Drew: **wraps arms around Danny**
    Kurtis: (REJECTED!)

  • @calledmedarling
    @calledmedarling 2 года назад +31

    Danny and Drew doing the exact same thing at 6:56 isn't helping their 'we're two different people' campaign

  • @smilygriffin1144
    @smilygriffin1144 2 года назад +18

    16:05 "This whole movie" sounds like "the tall movie", so that's probably why everyone suggested watching tall girl

  • @rickeydart3040
    @rickeydart3040 3 года назад +6421

    I'm just gonna yell "What do you know of hell?!" whenever I'm losing an argument.

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 3 года назад +221

      “Because imma send you there if you don’t shut up”🤪

    • @beverleygunawan9786
      @beverleygunawan9786 3 года назад +242

      @@matthewbartlett3442 the other person:
      *"Chríst mè däns"*

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 3 года назад +36

      @@matthewbartlett3442 how do you say the emoji

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 3 года назад +44

      Have you ever watched Simpsons? If so, do the Krusty the clown laugh. If not do a nasal, demented Goofy laugh, like from disney

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 года назад +35

      Just make sure you always wear pale blue contacts

  • @eden-wu3gl
    @eden-wu3gl 4 года назад +17847

    never noticed how many tattoos Kurtis had until he was sitting next to Drew and Danny's bare arms lmao

    • @amandaf7214
      @amandaf7214 4 года назад +217

      i TRUE OMGGG

    • @missmadmagpie
      @missmadmagpie 4 года назад +809

      Their arms are nakey

    • @cutleynurotic
      @cutleynurotic 4 года назад +32

      @@mayathedreamgirl1357 Same

    • @mayathedreamgirl1357
      @mayathedreamgirl1357 4 года назад +30

      @@cutleynurotic Thought I was the only one.

    • @cutleynurotic
      @cutleynurotic 4 года назад +49

      @@mayathedreamgirl1357 I actually got that ad watching one of Kurtis's video xD

  • @CassTeaElle
    @CassTeaElle 2 года назад +27

    I'm at work and I was bent over cleaning something and tried to stand up right when Danny yelled "WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF HELL??" @6:25 and fell over laughing 😂

  • @FanFicnic
    @FanFicnic 2 года назад +24

    I’m so proud of these three. Watching them build their careers has been an absolute joy.

  • @sofiiivvv
    @sofiiivvv 4 года назад +3421

    no one show jenna marbles the tall girl film

    • @maryhannah6115
      @maryhannah6115 4 года назад +39

      quinn leigh I laughed out loud

    • @brendagarcia8167
      @brendagarcia8167 4 года назад +17

      will u explain this to me lol

    • @sofiiivvv
      @sofiiivvv 4 года назад +119

      Brenna Nunyabidness watch Jenna’s video ‘I wanna be tall’

    • @darcey6392
      @darcey6392 4 года назад +81

      And Noel Miller, he's always wanted an Amazonian to love

    • @jk8352
      @jk8352 4 года назад +3

      Good

  • @colettecavazos7343
    @colettecavazos7343 3 года назад +8290

    So I did some research and in Cancer Me Dance she gets the power to magically convert anyone who she talks to and the movie ends with her going on the radio and converting all of America and immediately falling dead under the Christmas tree on Christmas

  • @broadex9080
    @broadex9080 2 года назад +20

    When Danny says"chirst me dance" that makes me laugh everytime.

  • @elliel4736
    @elliel4736 10 месяцев назад +11

    I love how one person will start making a joke and then the other two follow suit, but just a split second behind.

  • @adriannamachik4678
    @adriannamachik4678 4 года назад +3916

    you all have the exact same tone of voice im scared

    • @janerain13
      @janerain13 4 года назад +228

      its the voice of mr millennial white man

    • @kigaeres
      @kigaeres 4 года назад +132

      In the end they're all the same person.

    • @emsim3081
      @emsim3081 4 года назад +5

      Dead

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 4 года назад +14

      @@janerain13 damn why you gotta do them like that? 😂

    • @janerain13
      @janerain13 4 года назад +6

      @@KhayJayArt i had to do it to em

  • @virgosun_
    @virgosun_ 2 года назад +12027

    kurtis and danny for the 3rd time: are you sure this is not gay porn?
    drew: ITS ABOUT BEES

    • @vinnyart92
      @vinnyart92 2 года назад +679

      the birds and the bees, perhaps?

    • @thebramstoker9525
      @thebramstoker9525 2 года назад +553

      there are no birds in gay porn. bees and bees in this fucking movie.

    • @hyperf1sh161
      @hyperf1sh161 2 года назад +314

      When you have to ask if something’s gay porn, it’s most likely gay porn 😆

    • @bag.n
      @bag.n 2 года назад +30

      What movie was that??

    • @deonx262
      @deonx262 2 года назад +66

      @@bag.n yeah tell me too. (asking for a friend)

  • @TheMaskedHero
    @TheMaskedHero 2 года назад +13

    Tall Girl should have been called Weathering Heights.

  • @ssunsspott5170
    @ssunsspott5170 2 года назад +8

    So, Robert Wadlow (the Alton Giant), who was 8ft 11in./2.72m suffered plenty of medical problems. He had hypertrophy, he had very little feeling in his legs, had an autoimmune disorder, and had to wear braces for his legs. Robert Wadlow also was like 439lb/199kg. He passed away at 22yrs old after a faulty leg brace irritated his skin and gave him an infection.
    Basically, either the Tall Girl movie should screw off with the over-exaggerated height shots, or make it abundantly clear just how hard it would be to be that tall.

  • @cheekybananaboy3361
    @cheekybananaboy3361 4 года назад +6745

    why didn't you include the 3 hours of kissing i'm unsubscribing

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 4 года назад +5823

    Well, I got my "What's up Greg" and my "hey guy", but where's my extra greeting? :(

    • @dragonbullets2763
      @dragonbullets2763 4 года назад +185

      Well there where 2 greetings already , the what's up Greg and the hey guy . They are extra greetings

    • @librasnaturalhabitat
      @librasnaturalhabitat 4 года назад +44

      only one person greeted you, drew just tried to edit in someone else but they’re clearly controlled by one person

    • @henriettuh4976
      @henriettuh4976 4 года назад +4

      Nate Fliehman
      Death it is.

    • @clarissabeatriz1019
      @clarissabeatriz1019 4 года назад +7

      They're bullying Kurtis 😭

    • @aurora2061
      @aurora2061 4 года назад +2

      omg i read dante's disco inferno in 7th grade it was so good. my favorite part was when dante met the devil in that ice thing and they had a disco party

  • @Cninder
    @Cninder 11 месяцев назад +10

    you guys dont even know, i just graduated grade 8 and im a 6 foot 1 girl, people threw tomatoes at me every day, the teacher actually scheduled a period to throw tomatoes at me, i hate tomato sauce now and im italian help

  • @creeperinvasion6885
    @creeperinvasion6885 Год назад +10

    “For every childhood there is one time, one adventure, one friend, that makes it all come true.’’
    What the actual hell does that even mean

  • @TheVorran
    @TheVorran 4 года назад +4018

    "Hey boss bad news, Goobie was a flop."
    "Oh hell, well how much did we make back?"
    "About 3.2"
    "3.2 million? Yeah that's only about half the budget we made back, damn."
    "Boss I don't know how to tell you this."

    • @althealligator1467
      @althealligator1467 4 года назад +306

      It's crazy when you realize only a few hundred people went to see this film.

    • @mixall1640
      @mixall1640 4 года назад +48

      Underrated comment😂 but yeah that's sad

    • @nicodellrandom1881
      @nicodellrandom1881 4 года назад +2

      @@althealligator1467 explain

    • @althealligator1467
      @althealligator1467 4 года назад +166

      @@nicodellrandom1881 It only made 3000 dollars at the box office. The average movie ticket would have been like 8 bucks, so not even 500 people went to see this film. And it had a budget of 6 000 000 bucks.

    • @subekennedy9554
      @subekennedy9554 4 года назад +24

      @@althealligator1467 your a smartie pants, Al🙂

  • @eleniparapoura1706
    @eleniparapoura1706 4 года назад +5233

    Umm Kurtis, where's our (extra) greeting? :(

    • @itsdemi8105
      @itsdemi8105 4 года назад +200

      No earrape clap 0/5 stars

    • @shiny5068
      @shiny5068 4 года назад +353

      It’s just for when we visit kurtistown, not for when he visits our house

    • @cerebratt2752
      @cerebratt2752 4 года назад +27

      Tennis Steve beautifully said 🙏

    • @saram9553
      @saram9553 4 года назад +27

      technically his and danny’s were extra greeting

  • @Pax_Luca
    @Pax_Luca 2 года назад +16

    2:51 Kurtis’ laugh is so cute ngl 😂🥰

  • @LizBizBean
    @LizBizBean Год назад +9

    Them gaslighting Danny into thinking he likes bees XD

  • @saturnisgay69
    @saturnisgay69 3 года назад +8246

    them: “she’s gonna dance the devil to death”
    lil nas x: “yk that’s actually a good idea...”

  • @imaniblack5291
    @imaniblack5291 4 года назад +1542

    The tall movie literally starts with FOUR people asking her “how’s the weather up there”

    • @kaloncpu57
      @kaloncpu57 4 года назад +21

      Wow, can't believe how original that is

    • @becomehuman3241
      @becomehuman3241 4 года назад +23

      Yeah. It's funny as our teacher made us watch it yesterday so when it popped up in the video so I was glad to see it get roasted.

    • @brothermanbrenden1607
      @brothermanbrenden1607 4 года назад +30

      It’s raining *spits on then*

    • @aroy444
      @aroy444 4 года назад +4

      @@brothermanbrenden1607 bo burnham

    • @natstewgirl
      @natstewgirl 4 года назад +1

      My biggest insecurity has always been my height, so this movie makes me massively uncomfortable. 🙁

  • @12fishcake
    @12fishcake Год назад +12

    The bit when the C Me Dance devil guy starts speaking in tongues gets me every time idk why it's so funny 😂

  • @Molly-ur1cg
    @Molly-ur1cg 2 года назад +12

    'what do you know of hell' never fails to make me laugh out loud

  • @Mykil47
    @Mykil47 4 года назад +5671

    Two of my favorite RUclipsrs, Kurtis Conner and Dranny Goodzalez.

    • @libbybollinger5901
      @libbybollinger5901 4 года назад +256

      Dew Gonnen?

    • @btskjin3977
      @btskjin3977 4 года назад +295

      @@libbybollinger5901 How many times do I have to tell this to people? Dammy Godalez and Dwer Gonden are the same person!!!!!

    • @angelcastaneda529
      @angelcastaneda529 4 года назад +38

      Bts Kjin, I knew it!

    • @btskjin3977
      @btskjin3977 4 года назад +52

      @@angelcastaneda529 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!!!

    • @kat-cb5ee
      @kat-cb5ee 4 года назад +3

      @@btskjin3977 ruclips.net/video/bS5aXcsbBzQ/видео.html

  • @awizard9835
    @awizard9835 4 года назад +3235

    They're so in sync it's almost scary
    I'm beginning to think they're _all_ the same person 😎

    • @Me-jc1er
      @Me-jc1er 4 года назад +30

      alyssa We are three different people tour time!

    • @RozyPoyo
      @RozyPoyo 4 года назад +7

      @@Me-jc1er and they have a guest star.

    • @appleaffl1928
      @appleaffl1928 4 года назад +11

      @@RozyPoyo who looks like the same person as the other three people

    • @suicidalpickle5283
      @suicidalpickle5283 4 года назад +3

      Conspiracy

    • @thelocalwizard3268
      @thelocalwizard3268 4 года назад +19

      alyssa Danny, Danny 2, and Edgy Danny

  • @gioh1293
    @gioh1293 8 месяцев назад +4

    I love when they all get so excited and speak in unison. It’s like they’re cartoon sidekicks

  • @Bee-wt3fw
    @Bee-wt3fw 2 года назад +26

    I lose sleep at night thinking about the bit where Kurtis goes to hug Drew but Drew hugged Danny 😭

  • @annaliesecancilla894
    @annaliesecancilla894 3 года назад +11590

    Danny: I don’t actually care about bees
    Danny a few moments later: where are the bees???

  • @sev5786
    @sev5786 4 года назад +3667

    I half-watched/half-listened while doing the dishes and I have no idea which one is talking. You're all the same human

    • @whitenoise3447
      @whitenoise3447 4 года назад +122

      theyre the same person if you watch it too lol

    • @timdegraw1784
      @timdegraw1784 4 года назад +128

      That's insane. They sound literally nothing alike. Drew is nasally, Kurtis speaks more slowly than the other two, and Danny sounds JUST like Danny Gonzalez (from RUclips).

    • @mawrth8868
      @mawrth8868 4 года назад +133

      Tim DeGraw i think danny sounds more like danny gonzalez (from vine)

    • @melaniecarrillo8938
      @melaniecarrillo8938 4 года назад +14

      Dude I’m also doing the dishes while watching this

    • @Liam-Swann
      @Liam-Swann 4 года назад +11

      I cant do the dishes unless im watching something

  • @maxwasthere
    @maxwasthere Год назад +12

    RIP Robbie Coltrane (voice of Gooby) 😢💔

  • @shreyaesthergupta6273
    @shreyaesthergupta6273 Год назад +24

    GUYS. its time for yall to do this in a three part series on your channels again this year. Please. Okay. Bye.

  • @teethcoat4274
    @teethcoat4274 3 года назад +23660

    If they had just titled Tall Girl “Life’s too short” it would’ve been a 4/10 instead of a 2.5/10

  • @watakashe6072
    @watakashe6072 4 года назад +6406

    Kurtis is what happens when you're hanging out with a group of friends and your best friend leaves unexpectedly, so you're hanging out with two people who are already established soulmates

  • @K_sawftie
    @K_sawftie Год назад +5

    For those of you who dont know me. (Which is hopefully all of you) im an introvert. Today I talked to a *lot* of people.
    Now im sitting in my room with popcorn, this video, and hot coco. Im home alone.
    I could not be happier. Pure heaven.

  • @nightmareeyes5193
    @nightmareeyes5193 2 года назад +7

    i rewatch this all the time and i always love when drew jumps in on the "dad, me dance!!" bit before going back to being the straight man

  • @tinystank
    @tinystank 4 года назад +5346

    I’m sorry, but I can’t help but notice that not only did I not get an extra greeting, I didn’t get a *F O L K S* either

  • @Ghost-wy3iw
    @Ghost-wy3iw 4 года назад +5016

    Why didn’t they just call it dancing with the devil oof

  • @differentkiss
    @differentkiss 9 месяцев назад +4

    4:05 aww the way Kurtis put his hands out but drew and Danny hugged instead😭i feel so bad

  • @alexiasimoes3762
    @alexiasimoes3762 2 года назад +5

    The girl in Tall Girl, Ava, was originally on Dance Moms and was never accepted into the elite team because she towered over the other dancers and because her arms were too long.