I dated this guy and I broke up with him because u was really questioning my sexuality and how I felt towards him. Months later He texted me wanting to hook up and I told him that I had a strong acttraction to girls... he says “I know how I can change that 😏”
What triggers the f out of me is that most of these dating coaches say "push her away and she will come back". No. This is absolutely not the way my dear fellas. This will create a toxic attachment style where she never knows where you stand about her and this method will certainly attract a lot of traumatized women who already had toxic relationships (possibly with a parent or ex) in their lives. Women who are mature and respect themselves will not come back after you push them away. Whoever invented that "technique" is a sick psycho.
But they are right: They are not looking for healthy, happy relationships. They are looking for prey they can abuse, so of course they want to "filter" out perople who would not tolerate them. And sadly this is why being traumathised can lead trough a never ending circle of abusers.
If someone grabs me by the shoulder and spins me around, they'd better be saving me from stepping in front of an oncoming bus. Any other reason, I will yell at your face.
@@itz_caz8909 depends on the guy, cause I've seen people use the omega male as a synonym for "nice guy." And then they lament and whine about how girls don't like them cause they're "not as masculine or strong as other guys."
Bro the cat metaphor is so funny to me because not only is it dehumanizing and toxic it also goes against what he's saying, while it's true cats don't want to be chased but they don't want to be ignored either. in my experience, they just want a genuine healthy connection that comes with time and effort, and news flash that's how most relationships work.
"To get a cat to like you, you have to push the cat away" Uhh... no, to get a cat to like you, you have to respect the cat's boundaries and be able to read its body language in order to know when it wants to be affectionate with you and when it wants to be left alone. Which actually IS similar to how you should behave around *anyone* (not just people who you're attracted to), so really, this is just Matt showing he doesn't understand cats OR women
I used to have an old cat, and I always respected her. Like I took off Halloween costumes she hated, made sure she was fed when she was sick, was very gentle with her even when I picked her up, and stopped a lot of people from messing with her. Because of that, she trusted me and slept in my bed a lot and always came up to me instead of other people. I never pushed her away. It's not that hard. If 12-year-old me can understand this, then he should.
i think he meant being known and little bit famous so ppl come to you and say sth like oh aren't u that guy from that *stuff* and you start talking about things that shows actually how amazing and attractive you are
Dude I am the lowest of the low (a girl with bad acne in eighth grade whos confused abt her sexuality) and even I fucking know that Jesus fuck that is the most petulant thing ever😂😂
Omg, this is such a huge misconception amongst a lot of guys. Most women, including myself, will be more open to a guy who is sweet and genuine, and touching a woman gently communicates that he cares. It also suggests that he will take his time and try harder to please. This is wayyyyyy sexier than some creep who "takes charge" and tries to show how masculine he is. LOL
“Kindness and awareness of a woman’s boundaries and potential triggers is girl behavior!!! a REAL man goes out of his way to act with aggression and blatant disrespect to every woman he interacts with, as we ALL know” dude is CRAZY
@@Rhyxelz I get so mad at myself when I accidentally make eye contact with a remotely attractive male, because I think “great, now he thinks I’m interested and would totally do him if he just gave me, a mere peasant, a tiny chance. He clearly made my day just by acknowledging my presence, and I will now go to sleep pining for his glory”.
@@Rhyxelz I've been there so many times...where like the dreamy blob you're musing at just morphs into a person's face, and they're looking at you like. Ah, the wonders of attention deficit
Can you imagine accidentally making eye contact with a guy at Starbucks and his eyes grow super wide, he straightens his back, and he starts speedwalking straight at you like 'You can't just look at me like that'. I'm blowing a whistle.
Hey Kurtis, Not to be weird, but I’ve been kind of binge watching all of your episodes for the past month (ish?) now, and I just wanted to say that i really appreciate your sense of humor and your approach to positive, nontoxic masculinity. I watched your Pinocchio review when I got too high last year, and it really helped me calm down. I haven’t been able to relax while I’m alone because my anxiety has been through the roof, and your videos help me chill the fuck out, which is really needed these days. I think you’re providing a nonjudgmental space for all people to laugh at society in a way that doesn’t make us fall into despair. It’s so wonderful to hear a man encourage other men to treat women as equals. I think there’s a meme in my head of incels and alpha males holding hands and skipping through a field together, if that makes sense. It’s terrifying to imagine why these narratives are trending right now. I feel deep paranoia when I’m in public because maybe the men around me feel entitled to my body, my attention, and my safety. Creators like you who push back against that narrative are essential to the future of equality, equity, feminism and just a less shitty world. Anyway yeah, I hope you know that your content does have a meaningful purpose, and I’m sure it has helped a lot more people like me. Thanks for being a very really good person! Beth
OMFG i got someone who did the exact same thing and I lied and said I'm a lesbian yet he thinks he can change that! Thank god I'm in a different country
One time a guy came up to me and asked me to go to the movies with him and I told him I’m lesbian and he just goes, “oh, so?” So I was like “well, I have a girlfriend” and he goes, “well, you want a boyfriend though, right?” DUDE!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!
@@ross9944 Honestly? I don't know how that's what my brain went to right away, I suspect it's because there was a thread under it or the YTer I was watching narrate reddit or whatever had talked about walking in public and pulling what looks like a hamster out of your pocket and just taking a bite of it in front of people and watching them freak out before they realize it's just a little roll or whatever, but regardless, it paints an honestly fantastic image tbh-
Unfortunately there are many socially inept guys out there who takes those advices. It also doesn't help that guys have to make first move and face rejection.
@@debanikgoswami4834it’s 2024 my guy, plenty of women are making the first move. true, they don’t do it as frequently as men, but if a woman is truly interested she’ll make a move or at least heavily imply that she wants you to (which is basically making the first move anyway).
Here's some advice: if an alpha male tries to approach you, hiss. Hiss like a cat at him. Because we're animals. Scare him away. Hiss. Or bark. Or neigh. Like a horse.
@@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 omg that's just, the perfect image in my head. Also I'm one of those animal people who will hiss, jokingly usually, but I've done it too just make people weirded out so they leave me alone. I say animal people because I am the stereotype of "likes animals more than humans" and "imitates animal noises regularly". (I mostly do it because if I imitate it, my cats have little conversations with me. It's cute and keeps them busy while I wrap up what I'm doing, to go like feed them without them wandering off to go beg someone else, since they get distracted with that.)
Someone I knew from school started posting shit about how he was becoming an alpha male on his ig, I commented that it was weird and unnecessary and he blocked me so 👌
Exactly, that's why we use makeup, we just paint eyes on our eyelids and live like this every day, looking normal Then we sense someone who we are attracted to And open our REAL eyes, black and deep as an infinite void Now we really look at you, you've been chosen And better stare back guys, stare at this insane cosmic holes or we won't like you anymore that's how to start a relationship
my method for picking up girls is to be completely oblivious to their liking of you for three years, go through a phase where you think you're gay, then when you realize you're not to continue not picking up on her cues until she's about to give up, and then finally asking her out. works every time that one time we did it. still together tho
I am an ARMY and I will raid the comment section They said "...some men" 😑 I understand what you mean, but please just reread a sentence before you comment, I've had many near misses from reading comments wrong
The key to understanding women: see them as human beings. Not cats, not horses, not flowers or whatever weird metaphor you've picked to reduce and dehumanise us.
as a woman I would like to be seen as a human but if some kinda weird "alpha male" approaches me I will act like a cat: hiss at them to confuse the hell out of them If they touch me I will injure them
Wren Linnet the number of cheating and predatory politicians in office and in past tell me that their marital status and age don’t really factor in here.
my cat is literally just chilling on my lap rn and when the cat segment played i just looked down at her and she looked up at me and it was a nice little moment
Love how his advice in the first video was "stare at a woman and approach her" like yeah i'm sure they won't think you are trying to kill them or something
@@kidkakashi623 not all women are females, and refer to people using 'male' and 'female' is resuming them and treating as an animal. in all languages i know besides english (including my mother tongue) male and female are used only for animals
I seriously hate the alpha douche try hard. I buy women cheap drinks and ask them to throw it in dood's face when he inevitably comes over to vommit out his banter of douchebaggery.
Unfortunately I looked it up once in middle school because i was being bullied for being single 😭 I never used the advice because it never felt right. Fym ‘degrade her, tell her things she doesn’t want to hear and then tell her how to do better’? THATS NOT WHAT WOMEN WANT 😭
@@Theatre_Freakwhut? I never ever once saw someone get bullied for being single in freakin middle school. But that was a time before social media and everything. And in Germany. If you can even call these real relationships at that age...
This video has confirmed my worst observations. That when you look at certain guys they think it's because you like them. I've never heard a guy actually state that's what they believe, until this video. Once I started noticing that guys would try to hit on me after making contact, I started being intentional about not looking at them unless I'm about to say something.
Please this man is supposed to be an expert at speaking to women and he said "hi" three times in one 30 second interaction. I'm not seeing the expertise
One time at Walmart Auto, I was giving the cashier my number and the person behind me wrote it down and then called me later on that day and said something along the lines of “you can’t be showing off your assets like that without expecting to get hit on” 🤢
tbh the whole time I watched this video I was wondering " if ur an alpha male, wouldn't you be a wolf or something / in a pack??" but now... *I'm still wondering*
Yo I figured it out. All the pick up artists are secretly gay, and that’s why they pretend to teach men about things women want but it’s actually what they want men to do.
And the fact that they think being an "aLpHa mALe" and doing these things are what girls find attractive is so scary to me. Cause it goes to show how some misogynistic men are so caught up in their fantasies they forget that women are human beings and not just sex machines.
A big problem with dudes like this also is that they are extremely shitty for woman and men he takes advantage of men's insecurity making them think oh this guys good at getting woman maybe I could to if I did this and ultimately it will backfire they'll get shot down a bunch of times then probably turn into an incel all because some fucking asshole like this guy wants to make money and not give a fuck about anyone else's life
My daughter sent me this, and I am so glad that wonderful, attractive young men are out there fighting toxic masculinity. I am so proud of you. It's hard to stand up against this, but you do it and appeal to your generation.
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"if a girl looks at you, she's interested in you" damn bro family gatherings just got weird
Alabama
LMFAO
My teacher looking at me during recitation:
My female cat: 🥴
awkward eye contact with janitor
As a certified female, I don't want that dude within a 100-mile radius of me
As a fellow female how does one get certified again (asking for a friend lol)
Yeah, how do I get certified?
that to close for me his ego would rip my shoulder out
_certified_
yo brid i was just scrolling and found this omg we stan
I feel like this guy would say something like "you just haven't met the right guy yet." to a lesbian.
I’d be like “I’ve met exactly the right men to confirm that I am indeed, lesbian. You are one of those men.”
some girl: i'm gay
mat: *i can change that*
Or he seems like the kind of guy to say that lesbians are "hot"
I dated this guy and I broke up with him because u was really questioning my sexuality and how I felt towards him. Months later He texted me wanting to hook up and I told him that I had a strong acttraction to girls... he says “I know how I can change that 😏”
@@lilo2373 WHAT THE FUCKKK
Soo
Russell is attracted to horses,
Jordy is attracted to ants,
And Matt is attracted to cats.
Now we know
Ooh this makes sense
cant bring any of these pickup artists to the farm 😔😔😔
@@WTMR-FMthey might try and flirt with the animals for all we know!
Russel just wants a stable relationship 😂
@@madisonmorris7394 LMAO YES
ok but the moment a dude calls himself an alpha male that’s like the BIGGEST RED FLAG
420 likes!
If he does it un-ironically
@@jolehanson yeah, of course! But I'm sure we all know how to tell the difference
That whole channel is bullshit.
FACTS
Dear everyone: Don't touch strangers!
Sincerely,
Common knowledge
Do it if you dare.
*aggressively taking notes*
Unless you want to be possibly beaten , hit with an umbrella, etc.
12:03
Sadly for some it's not.
Kurtis town Citizens:
80% female
20% male
100% Alpha Male
i was about to doubt that 80% of us were female then i looked at the comment section
wow that's a lot of ladies.
😂
Staten Island 😎
I somehow did not see that joke comming.
We are all alpha male. Alpha male is us. We are one.
What triggers the f out of me is that most of these dating coaches say "push her away and she will come back". No. This is absolutely not the way my dear fellas. This will create a toxic attachment style where she never knows where you stand about her and this method will certainly attract a lot of traumatized women who already had toxic relationships (possibly with a parent or ex) in their lives. Women who are mature and respect themselves will not come back after you push them away. Whoever invented that "technique" is a sick psycho.
wait whats this?? women are human beings with experiences, trauma, and feelings????
@@ViHatesCorpos wild concept, I know right?
@@zuzanna4380 jesus hated them, because he told them the truth
But they are right: They are not looking for healthy, happy relationships. They are looking for prey they can abuse, so of course they want to "filter" out perople who would not tolerate them. And sadly this is why being traumathised can lead trough a never ending circle of abusers.
@@Vlad-1986 this has to be satire…
Not only does this guy not understand women, he also doesn’t understand cats.
missboldsen I can't tell which is worse
Melanie Karlstetter the cat part
Yeah if you push away a cat they'll go away. When I pick up my cat he gets cuddly. But some cats hate affection.
Me, mother of 9 cats, um...no😂
That’s because women are cats, kurtis said so
He’s so creepy even his hairline is trying to get away from him.
Faith this is the most amazing get rekt moment I have ever seen
😭😭😭😭
Super RaH NATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He’ll get it back. He’ll just steal its purse and it’ll chase him.
this sounds like it could be a line from the amazing world of gumball
He's basically telling men to put their hands on a woman without consent.
yeah bad idea learned from first hand that doing that can get you slapped pretty hard
lets just say i learned my lesson
Surprised he's not imprisoned, he'd be beat in where I am
@@dog_boy5123 I'm kinda proud of you for learning and understanding that it isn't okey.
@@dog_boy5123 it’s nice to see guys change their behaviour when they Learn it’s wrong so shout out to you
@@dog_boy5123 proud of you for learning thats a big no no and not trying to do it again mate
If someone grabs me by the shoulder and spins me around, they'd better be saving me from stepping in front of an oncoming bus. Any other reason, I will yell at your face.
NO push them onto an upcoming bus
Yes.
I almost punched my boyfriend in the face for doing that because he scared me
Nothing screams insecure / fragile ego more than referring to yourself as an “alpha male”
exactly :D it's so funny
I see your logic and I raise you "a man who calls himself an omega male completely seriously"
The exact definition of toxic masculinity. He's so desperate for the PUH that he thinks a woman just looking at him must mean she's so into him. Ugh.
Christine Kho he has anxiety and he needs a friend and a good hug :)
@@itz_caz8909 depends on the guy, cause I've seen people use the omega male as a synonym for "nice guy." And then they lament and whine about how girls don't like them cause they're "not as masculine or strong as other guys."
As soon as a man refers to himself as an "alpha male", my brain immediately thinks "misogynist".
Thank you mam you gave a perfect def of alpha male
a big "you are cute but i found out you were a feminist so no thank you" vibes
My mind immediately goes to eww don’t say that
I think they're perfect synonyms
Yeah because whats the difference 😂?
These men literally talk about women like they're in a nature documentary.
nah, nature documentary commentators have more respect
@@charlie6658 true that
Lmao
Accurate , fairytale experience of meeting guys in public cause usually women stay locked in the kitchen where they belong
/S
ACTUALLY THO
Bro the cat metaphor is so funny to me because not only is it dehumanizing and toxic it also goes against what he's saying, while it's true cats don't want to be chased but they don't want to be ignored either. in my experience, they just want a genuine healthy connection that comes with time and effort, and news flash that's how most relationships work.
"To get a cat to like you, you have to push the cat away" Uhh... no, to get a cat to like you, you have to respect the cat's boundaries and be able to read its body language in order to know when it wants to be affectionate with you and when it wants to be left alone. Which actually IS similar to how you should behave around *anyone* (not just people who you're attracted to), so really, this is just Matt showing he doesn't understand cats OR women
I used to have an old cat, and I always respected her. Like I took off Halloween costumes she hated, made sure she was fed when she was sick, was very gentle with her even when I picked her up, and stopped a lot of people from messing with her. Because of that, she trusted me and slept in my bed a lot and always came up to me instead of other people. I never pushed her away. It's not that hard. If 12-year-old me can understand this, then he should.
"become popular"
y'all in middle School or something?
Mara Vrabie that’s what i was thinking. i was like “what you want to join the football team?”
Mara Vrabie i thought the same shit
i think he meant being known and little bit famous so ppl come to you and say sth like oh aren't u that guy from that *stuff* and you start talking about things that shows actually how amazing and attractive you are
Dude I am the lowest of the low (a girl with bad acne in eighth grade whos confused abt her sexuality) and even I fucking know that Jesus fuck that is the most petulant thing ever😂😂
Run for mayor
"like 80% of my audience is female" looks like they found the real handsome man.
He also, y'know, talks about women like they're people and calls out other men for being misogynistic.
@@janeeyre1990 Well yeah, I was just callin him handsome, bruh
he's soooo cute!
I'm a lesbian and i agree
T0MYA sorry i love your profile picture just had to say it
kurtis making fun of guys becoming mayor as if he isn't mayor of Kurtistown
claire gopaul Hahahahahah lol
Plus it got women to listen to him...
he did it for his citizens not a girl. also he is the best mayor
Lmaoooo
Lets send him some fancy ass mjor certificate omfg
As a transman, I can confirm my eyes were closed my entire childhood until i transitioned.
I get it was…
An eye opening experience :D
nice pfp
As an afab non-binary i can confirm
As a fellow trans man, can confirm
As a gender-fluid person, I can confirm my eyes are always closed when I feel more like a girl
accuracy of his videos: 0%
accuracy of your commentary: 100%
Lo Sternberg accuracy of your comment: 1000%
I think you forgot a 0
Probably Crying that’s funny lol
He's like the dude who responds too "I'm lesbian" with "I can change that"
Oh my goodness. It's accurate and I hate it // A bi person
Yeah, if a guy tells my lesbian ass he can change that about me, he's talking about getting a gender-change surgery. 💅😌✨
@@carsoninabox now thats epic.
Someone told me that
Oh myyy goood so true
96% of the time in a bar, a woman is keeping her eyes on you to make sure you don’t roofie her drink 😳😳
Stan Queen For Clear Skin thats true
Omg so true
Fax
Yepppp
true also i love ur username and pfp
This is a rapist mindset. If any man approached me or touched me like this I’m feeling like I need to defend myself
He’s the kind of guy who would think that kidnapping is a very good way to pick up them maidens (plot twist: it’s not)
“touching her gently can make you come off as very unmasculine”
actually not manhandling someone makes you come off as a normal person...
Seriously, if someone grabbed my shoulder and moved me like he shows I would feel very violated and probably flip out on him. Disgusting.
Omg, this is such a huge misconception amongst a lot of guys. Most women, including myself, will be more open to a guy who is sweet and genuine, and touching a woman gently communicates that he cares. It also suggests that he will take his time and try harder to please. This is wayyyyyy sexier than some creep who "takes charge" and tries to show how masculine he is. LOL
@@itsbecca yes ikr.
@@malloryg4251 yes exactly! for some reason they think we don't like "nice guys"
I would be TERRIFIED if i was just hanging out and some guy i don't know just aggressively grabbed my shoulder
"Men who show their hands are more approachable"
--Police Training 101
this comment is brilliant, please run for mayor
Keziah D i will ONLY run to pick up the chicks 😎🔥
Ada Delacruz you just gotta act like you don’t want the major position, then they’ll chase you down and beg you to be major. We’ve done the tests.
Lynn Morton An alpha male NEVER backs down from a challenge 😤
Ada Delacruz I challenge u to respect women
I hate hate hate when ANYONE touches me without warning. Especially when it’s a guy I don’t know yIKES
Fr it’s scary asf
My anxiety could never
I would end up punching someone. Especially if they grabbed me “like a man” aggressively
Rebecca White I would punch them “like a man”
Fr even if it’s my guy friends I still get uncomfortable if they touch me w/o warning even if I know they would never hurt me
“Kindness and awareness of a woman’s boundaries and potential triggers is girl behavior!!! a REAL man goes out of his way to act with aggression and blatant disrespect to every woman he interacts with, as we ALL know” dude is CRAZY
"A girl looks at you, shes interested in you." Nah fam. Im judging you
Or staring into space and I haven't realized I'm looking at a person
@@Rhyxelz most of the time when i looked at boys I'm probs thinkin what I game I could play when I go home
hey i know someone like that! they also hate me!
@@Rhyxelz I get so mad at myself when I accidentally make eye contact with a remotely attractive male, because I think “great, now he thinks I’m interested and would totally do him if he just gave me, a mere peasant, a tiny chance. He clearly made my day just by acknowledging my presence, and I will now go to sleep pining for his glory”.
@@Rhyxelz I've been there so many times...where like the dreamy blob you're musing at just morphs into a person's face, and they're looking at you like. Ah, the wonders of attention deficit
THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF THE GUY YOU STAY AWAY FROM AT ALL COSTS AT A PARTY
Definitely not papa kurtis 😂
Andrei Andrei2 yea no
Sui Des this dudes comments are all transphobic/misogynistic/etc he just mad cos he realised he uses alpha and beta unironically lmao
He’d drug your drink and call that a tip to get women to sleep with you
lol what lmao I know right was about to point that out myself
Can you imagine accidentally making eye contact with a guy at Starbucks and his eyes grow super wide, he straightens his back, and he starts speedwalking straight at you like 'You can't just look at me like that'. I'm blowing a whistle.
Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the attractive man says you must fuck him now and we all know the attractive man knows best ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jessi L I fucking spat out my water at the image of this 🤣🤣🤣
visualising this comment is going to give me an aneurysm dear lord
Jessi L this made me laugh
The deep breath I would take before blowing that whistle would be so intense I'm taking the oxygen out the whole ass starbucks.
As a woman, when someone rips off my shoulder in order to talk to me, I instantly become attracted
“become popular” IS THIS MIDDLE SCHOOL
Yes actually
I actually try to avoid getting attention lol
Trump is popular. Is this middle school?
Delaney B lmao
@@vinodkumaraug yes
my mom: looks at me
me: ew mom stop hitting on me this is child abuse
lmaoo
this comment is criminally underrated
Im rollin over here💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is GOLD
Is...is this a pun...
@@annagerstenberger7526 the best comments are always underrated
That “don’t be afraid to MOVE HER to get her attention” makes me so uncomfortable. No, do not grab me and turn me towards you, I will run away.
My reflexes be like: " I'll punch you in the face. Sorry not sorry."
I'm so proud to be a girl :)
I would literally punch them lmao
I’d probably punch and run
Crimson Knight pepper spray comin in clutch
Hey Kurtis,
Not to be weird, but I’ve been kind of binge watching all of your episodes for the past month (ish?) now, and I just wanted to say that i really appreciate your sense of humor and your approach to positive, nontoxic masculinity.
I watched your Pinocchio review when I got too high last year, and it really helped me calm down.
I haven’t been able to relax while I’m alone because my anxiety has been through the roof, and your videos help me chill the fuck out, which is really needed these days.
I think you’re providing a nonjudgmental space for all people to laugh at society in a way that doesn’t make us fall into despair. It’s so wonderful to hear a man encourage other men to treat women as equals. I think there’s a meme in my head of incels and alpha males holding hands and skipping through a field together, if that makes sense. It’s terrifying to imagine why these narratives are trending right now. I feel deep paranoia when I’m in public because maybe the men around me feel entitled to my body, my attention, and my safety. Creators like you who push back against that narrative are essential to the future of equality, equity, feminism and just a less shitty world.
Anyway yeah, I hope you know that your content does have a meaningful purpose, and I’m sure it has helped a lot more people like me.
Thanks for being a very really good person!
Beth
This is quite sweet, hope you are doing well Beth
This was quite nice, Beth! Hope you are doing well!!!
this is quite lovely, beth. i hope that youre doing well!!
always keep some sharp object or pepper spray or taser in your hand reach while walking anywhere . slice these alpha creeps
The attractive man: •some alpha male tings✨•
Kurtis: hippity hoppity don’t treat women like property, dude
Düödd
This is cute
omg your profile pic is my favorite stock photo (*●°●*) (*^ ° ^*)
The "dude" is the cherry on top of the cake
Gotta add the dude😂
As a girl, if an unknown man grabbed me like that, I'd grab my pepper spray.
What if the guy have a pepper spray fetish?
Jasmin Miettunen i’d punch his alpha face
Facts
Welcome to England where we don't have pepper spray but we do know how to Castrate or at the very least kick a groin😂
alpha males wld eat the goddamn spray bro
Kurtis Town is mostly female. Way to go, Alpha Male.
He's coming for the respect of women b
respect all waman
That’s a sign of a beta male but go off
@@ReplyGuy22345 "being more appealing to women than men is the sign of a beta male" I'd say wow go off but you really didn't go anywhere with that one
As a woman I watch these to gain dominance over myself
Holy cow you're the real alpha out of all his subscribers
The worst thing about being a woman is having to walk around with your eyes closed all the time. You’re constantly running into things and tripping.
Finally, someone gets it
Open your eyes for a second to avoid bumping into a tree?
SEXY SIGNAL ACQUIRED, HELLO MADAM IT'S 3PM, PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR SHOULDER
🤣🤣🤣
especially when hiking! Can’t tell you how many times I’ve fallen off of those mountain smh
True. I hate it when I'm walking with my eyes closed and constantly running into walls and I can't see where I'm going!
Why does he look like everyone’s creepy uncle
He just needs to be fatter lmao
Aaliyah Jade LMAOOO
Nah I think he looks like the uncle that shows up to family events extremely high
Lucy Rose can confirm source: cambodian parties
he looks kinda like my grade 9 science teacher
"If a girl looks at you, they are interested"
So my teacher has been interested in me for a whole school year.
fBI OPEN UP
Who would have thought
Everything Ever my mom has been interested in me my entire life then
Lesbians should never look at anyone ever then 😂
@@alexpaulk2819 would they be able to look in the mirror?
I like how Kurtis is making fun of mayor's but he is the most popular mayor I know.
I like how he’s like “Women aren’t going to just say ‘hey, you’re sexy.” Women do say that... just not to you..
Exactly 😂
EXACTLY 💀💀💀
HHhahahahah burn 😂😂😂. Also, so true. I’m blunt af.
im not a girl but im 100% sure if a woman is interested they'll tell you like cmon it's not rocket science
@@kuyenalcantara8341 but I'm stupid
this type of guy is the guy that if a woman rejected him by saying "im a lesbian" he would say "i dont mind". and thats the worst kind of guy
OMFG i got someone who did the exact same thing and I lied and said I'm a lesbian yet he thinks he can change that! Thank god I'm in a different country
Bruhh
or he would say “i could change that”
One time a guy came up to me and asked me to go to the movies with him and I told him I’m lesbian and he just goes, “oh, so?” So I was like “well, I have a girlfriend” and he goes, “well, you want a boyfriend though, right?” DUDE!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!
he’s so icky
He’s so right. I would NEVER talk to a man with his hands in his pockets. Like what’s he hiding? Does he even HAVE hands?
/take out hand along with the hamster i hide in my pocket.
Yes... I do though :(
OMG 😂😂😂
@@jeanneann3545 All I can think of in that situation was the picture of bread baked to look like hamsters.
@@kiralonely I don't even know how that's what you're thinking of reading that, but that is hilarious
@@ross9944 Honestly? I don't know how that's what my brain went to right away, I suspect it's because there was a thread under it or the YTer I was watching narrate reddit or whatever had talked about walking in public and pulling what looks like a hamster out of your pocket and just taking a bite of it in front of people and watching them freak out before they realize it's just a little roll or whatever, but regardless, it paints an honestly fantastic image tbh-
How to get a lady: be a good person, communicate, and maybe buy her some flowers if she likes them :D
Unfortunately there are many socially inept guys out there who takes those advices. It also doesn't help that guys have to make first move and face rejection.
@@debanikgoswami4834it’s 2024 my guy, plenty of women are making the first move. true, they don’t do it as frequently as men, but if a woman is truly interested she’ll make a move or at least heavily imply that she wants you to (which is basically making the first move anyway).
The “Attractive” Man is what happens when a guy gets all his dating tips from 4chan
Oop
Anna oop-
and r/incels
Here's some advice: if an alpha male tries to approach you, hiss. Hiss like a cat at him. Because we're animals. Scare him away. Hiss. Or bark. Or neigh. Like a horse.
Stab
Gonna start oinking at everyone who approaches me
This made me laugh so hard
@@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 oinking might work better lmao
@@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 omg that's just, the perfect image in my head.
Also I'm one of those animal people who will hiss, jokingly usually, but I've done it too just make people weirded out so they leave me alone. I say animal people because I am the stereotype of "likes animals more than humans" and "imitates animal noises regularly". (I mostly do it because if I imitate it, my cats have little conversations with me. It's cute and keeps them busy while I wrap up what I'm doing, to go like feed them without them wandering off to go beg someone else, since they get distracted with that.)
Attractive Man's Mom: *looks at him*
Attractive Man: Mom stop i'm not interested!
*bwahaAbba*
HAH-
Attractive Man's cousin : *looks at him*
Attractive Man : *looks back*
*Sweet Home Alabama starts playing aggressively in the background*
Imogen Howard HAHAHAG
Mariah Taylor HahahahHAHAHHAHAHASGGSGDHDDGD
"and you hunt women" I genuinely gagged LMAO like if he said "you're a predator" instead of "you're a hunter" it literally would work the same way
this guy has never been around:
- women
- cats
Haha nice lol 😂
- a mirror
Well, he hired one for his video 😂
So basically... he's never been around pussy
- REAL attractive men
Neither have I thooo
A man unironically using term "alpha male" triggers my fight or flight response.
Omg I know right? Lmao
yummycookiecake88 yep
This
Someone I knew from school started posting shit about how he was becoming an alpha male on his ig, I commented that it was weird and unnecessary and he blocked me so 👌
@@charlierand82 sounds like mission accomplished lol
As a girl, i can confirm that we do keep our eyes closed all the time so that we don’t accidentally like anyone.
Exactly, that's why we use makeup, we just paint eyes on our eyelids and live like this every day, looking normal
Then we sense someone who we are attracted to
And open our REAL eyes, black and deep as an infinite void
Now we really look at you, you've been chosen
And better stare back guys, stare at this insane cosmic holes or we won't like you anymore
that's how to start a relationship
Just be yourself mate, these men are awful; they'd be punished and forced to attend a gender sensitivity seminar
@@shenree_ LMFAOOOOOOO
100% true
I stare directly at people and still only see them as friends
my method for picking up girls is to be completely oblivious to their liking of you for three years, go through a phase where you think you're gay, then when you realize you're not to continue not picking up on her cues until she's about to give up, and then finally asking her out. works every time that one time we did it. still together tho
This is how sexual abusers are made, it's kinda scary that some men actually think this is ok
look there are always sone idiots
@@asmaamaher4409 didnt they say some?
I am an ARMY and I will raid the comment section relax... they never generalized.
Girl accidentally glances at you *WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT*
I am an ARMY and I will raid the comment section
They said "...some men" 😑
I understand what you mean, but please just reread a sentence before you comment, I've had many near misses from reading comments wrong
The key to understanding women: see them as human beings. Not cats, not horses, not flowers or whatever weird metaphor you've picked to reduce and dehumanise us.
as a woman I would like to be seen as a human but if some kinda weird "alpha male" approaches me I will act like a cat:
hiss at them to confuse the hell out of them
If they touch me I will injure them
@@Rhyxelz that is an interesting way to defend yourself
the key to loving women: respecc
@@Rhyxelz oh sorta like how gen z on tiktok had fully decided to bark at haters during mid 2020
You pretty little gerbil you
"Run for mayor so girls will talk to you"
So this is why our government is messed up...
LMAOAOAOAOAOA
You are onto something
Ooooof
I love your nonbinary flag frog pfp!!!
Wren Linnet the number of cheating and predatory politicians in office and in past tell me that their marital status and age don’t really factor in here.
my cat is literally just chilling on my lap rn and when the cat segment played i just looked down at her and she looked up at me and it was a nice little moment
Than everyone started clapping
Nobody:
Woman: *zones out*
Alpha male: I DONT THINK WE’VE MET BEFORE
T Y honeslty some men think I’m interested if i look at them its kinda weird
*Beta
Thisbis my third favorite comment ever
I don't think you realize how hard you made me laugh
Any man who ever refers to himself or any other man as “alpha” or “beta” or whatever is immediately added to my real-life blocked list.
"Real life blocked list" that's my new favorite phrase
Liked your comment to make it 666. You're welcome 😂
🗡🗡 yes, real-life blocked list
RIP Matt Watson
“Real-life blocked list” Uhhh I think that’s called a restraining order 🙄 (ik you’re joking I’m just joking back lol)
Attractive Man: YOU ARE A MAN!!!
*Kurtis demographic is now 100% male*
CherryCola I’m crying dude that’s hilarious 😂😂
underrated comment 😂😂😂
As a trans man, I'm very much okay with this.
Yes I am a man now
They’ve been *converted*
Love how his advice in the first video was "stare at a woman and approach her" like yeah i'm sure they won't think you are trying to kill them or something
He’s the kind of person that refers to woman exclusively as “the females.”
😂 😂 😂 but women are females tho lol but yeah he definitely is one of them
@@kidkakashi623 not all women are females, and refer to people using 'male' and 'female' is resuming them and treating as an animal. in all languages i know besides english (including my mother tongue) male and female are used only for animals
@@miaalmeida4787 Right.
@@miaalmeida4787 all women are females
@@jlc5271 no, some women arent
“If a girl looks at you, she is interested in you” damn, grandma 🙃
Her eyes could if just landed on you just like it lands on anything else in her vicinity.
When your dog looks at you a certain way 👀
Maggatrix my mind is telling me noooooo, but my body...
Better cover your eyes, mom
i wonder if he sees girls smiling at toddlers and calls 911
Guys like him are the reason girls walk quickly when guys are behind them
Pfft yeah
I seriously hate the alpha douche try hard. I buy women cheap drinks and ask them to throw it in dood's face when he inevitably comes over to vommit out his banter of douchebaggery.
guys like him are the reason im so comfortable in my lesbianism
@@travisdelee8647 living for that man
@@autumndawson06 yep
I love how matt thinks people will search up "how to get girls" like a game tutorial and they do
Yup, theres some really desperate sad lonely men out there, and I love laughing at them
Unfortunately I looked it up once in middle school because i was being bullied for being single 😭
I never used the advice because it never felt right. Fym ‘degrade her, tell her things she doesn’t want to hear and then tell her how to do better’? THATS NOT WHAT WOMEN WANT 😭
@@Theatre_FreakI'm glad you didn't fall for that when you were in middle school there are lots of kids who fall for those toxic ideas
@@Theatre_Freakwhut? I never ever once saw someone get bullied for being single in freakin middle school. But that was a time before social media and everything. And in Germany. If you can even call these real relationships at that age...
if women are cats, then just go “pspspspsppspspssp” and theyll come by the dozen
LOL this needs more likes
And if they're not flocking to you, shaking a container of treats should do the trick
Do women eat Meow Mix?
* laurenn * I croaked at this
@@collinsje5 😂😂😂😂
Calling yourself “alpha” is the most beta thing EVER
I am a beta and I don't like this😫
Omega OOOO
I am delta male
I am sorry to inform you but the greek alphabet does not include enough letters to describe the rank of self proclamed 'alpha men'
I am an omega male
No, if a girl makes eye contact with you, she wants a Pokémon battle
Never forget the rules of our world
He really forgot what youngster Joey taught us
if you dont got a charizard in your pocket are you even happy to see me
y e s
As someone with autism eye contact instantly aggros me just like in pokemon
Best comment.
This video has confirmed my worst observations. That when you look at certain guys they think it's because you like them. I've never heard a guy actually state that's what they believe, until this video.
Once I started noticing that guys would try to hit on me after making contact, I started being intentional about not looking at them unless I'm about to say something.
this guy is the definition of “toxic masculinity”
edit: oh my god this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten on a comment, tysm 🥺
lauren is a dummy um you better be careful to who you’re talking to. That’s THE attractive man, “Matt Bytheway” you’re making fun of.
He's the kind of guy that would throw up if you mentioned a guy wearing a skirt or women playing sports
Leek Rainy bro underrated comment
yes changkyun 🥺
I want to marry shownu a fellow monbebe ! 🥺💕
Kinda scary that some guys actually think like this
Ikr? Hahahaha fckng gross how they think they're so cool and attractive with this "alphamale" thing
These are little boys, not men.
Mean Bean Productions i hope they grow out of this
please dont think were all alpha males lol
Quintin Garvin don’t worry i’m aware of the sane guys lol
If a guy physically moves me instead of asking politely bc ‘he’s a MaNnN” I’m going to punch him like I’m a man
👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏
period
Right so disrespectful
As you should
Hell yes!! lol
“Hi. You can’t look at me like that without at least saying hi. Hi.” I FELL OVER
Lmaoo I was watching and that line just played as I was reading this 😂
Please this man is supposed to be an expert at speaking to women and he said "hi" three times in one 30 second interaction. I'm not seeing the expertise
is it just me, or are guys more attractive when they treat you like a human being and are in touch with their feelings?
I know right? Maybe we're just crazy ig
nope just you
why did i comment this? i’m a lesbian...
@@froppiss5165 even lesbains want guys that that are respectful, words of a pansexual
a boy with a cute personality is way more attractive than just being cute with a shit personality
Kurtis talking about how mayors aren’t hot like he isn’t a mayor himself
I was thinking about this the whole time I couldn’t believe he didn’t say something about him being a mayor
DUUUDEEE I didn’t even think about this, this comment is underrated
Lol
Oh wait- DUDE
Right, but then again, he might not want a bunch of women trying to get with the mayor, since he’s already taken, lol
"The Most Attractive Man on RUclips"
Little weird making a video about yourself Kurtis, but I'll take it.
Morneisia awww this is cute
Morneisia im the 666th like ahhhh haha
🤢🤮
I thought the same thing omg
@@coldsun29 bitch
I'm a 13 year old guy guy, and even I know this won't work
Good stuff, you’re on the right track
W
Kurtis Conner: *is a mayor*
Kurtis Conner: *is a famous RUclipsr*
Kurtis Conner: *has a girl*
This can’t be a coincidence
But he doesn't have a prank channel
they should invite this dude on the ‘we are not the same person’ tour.
@@srhgmrs he's pranking us right now by pretending that's not how to get a girl
He's a mayor?
Just a simple Yandere the mayor of Curtis town
when guys are a little more humble and just. friendly. that’s better than the mayor grabbing me
The mayor grabbing me 🤣🤣🤣 that was good
And stealing my purse
And ripping my shoulder off 🙄
honestly, anything is better than that
And funny
This guy is so creepy. Please nobody ever do anything he says, especially not the shoulder grabbing
SCJ ugh so true I’ve been shoulder grabbed by a dude I was trying to ignore and it’s incredibly uncomfortable
Definitely. It's not attractive in the slightest
I’d deck him
Shoulder grabbing random women is a great way to get a black eye.
Yeah that would actually piss me off
One time at Walmart Auto, I was giving the cashier my number and the person behind me wrote it down and then called me later on that day and said something along the lines of “you can’t be showing off your assets like that without expecting to get hit on” 🤢
that’s terrifying i’m so sorry that happened to you. i’ve had some uncomfortable interactions with men at walmart too. why is it always walmart??
@@laceyrainbolt5432 I’m sorry you’ve had similar experiences! And I have no clue! The deals can be nice but at what cost 😪
Kurtis: Imagine becoming a mayor to pick up girls
*Becomes mayor of Kurtistown*
*has 85% female audience*
Kurtis: I see your point...
Colby Spitz underrated comment
Honestly
BRUH YOU RIGHT
omggg
branwyn kennedy more like mayor oof
Also calling yourself an “alpha male” is the least powerful, least “manly” thing in earth, a lion doesn’t have to tell you he’s a lion.
tbh the whole time I watched this video I was wondering " if ur an alpha male, wouldn't you be a wolf or something / in a pack??" but now... *I'm still wondering*
@@toeeatingcat3837 also like the alphas in wolf packs r just the parents
@@血雨探花-d9e yeah lol
666 likes 😳
Lions can not talk like humans
If a dude physically moved me instead of tapping my shoulder I’d immediately assume he was a psychopath lmao
Mary Russell I’d slap his ass lmao
Time to run or square up
Exactly!!!
Id immediately fucking mace him
He's getting pepper sprayed soooo fucking quick 😂😂😂
Ngl the extra greeting thing actually got me to subscribe, I dunno why but its nice. ❤
“Looking back can create sexual tension”
*Me staring intensely at the manager for my job interview*
wait a minute
oh no
Omg the "touch her like a man" thing is so disgusting and awful and wrong
Ikr like just dont touch her at all
agreed, i would MUCH rather someone tap my shoulder to get my attention vs push me to turn me around lol
katie // if someone grabbed me like that I would actually be scared and probably smack them reflexively or something
ikr like i get so anxious when ANYONE, even family or friends, touches me at all so this would probably make me cry
i bet he’s the type of creep that holds onto a woman’s waist to push her aside. fucking weirdo
Kurtis is the definition of a good role model for young people. He's like the big brother I always wanted
I (2) great older brothers but a 3rd would be great lol
So true!
So true! He spits truths in every video without being preachy
True man
Me: **likes this while staring at my older brother**
"You are a MAN!"
me, a trans guy: oh why thank you mister cishet i appreciate your allyship
Me: :(
Kurtis: *drinks his respect women juice*
Me: :)
this was such a wholesome comment :)
Happi :)
I hapy nou
He chugs it by the gallon while bathing in it
:) Good boy Kurtis good boy
If a girl looks at you, they're interested in you.
Me looking at the mirror:
👁 3 👁
hEy BaBeY
I laughed way harder than I should have..
Zeppeli be like
@@strawberrymilk2007 lmao is that a jojo reference?
@@ramurollie of course 😎😎😎
@@strawberrymilk2007 zeppeli best jobro 😌👊
Since I’m lesbian, I actually had to take my eyes out with a spoon so I don’t look at any guys on accident
LMAOOOO
Oh same hat
I'm gay so I'm just like.. Huh I really fucking hope no straight men do this shit. I certainly would turn them down and probably call the police
@@kaylaa9042 Hahaha yeah
What does it mean when guy looks at you??? I’m new to manning-
I'm revisiting your old videos that I've already watched. Thank you for being here for me on days I need to laugh.
I think it’s SO funny when men tell other men what women want. Like, what qualifies them to speak for all girls lmao
Ikkkk it’s so weird
Look at the channel Anothyspade. He's so sexist it's incredibly scary
Ikr creepy as hell
Yo I figured it out. All the pick up artists are secretly gay, and that’s why they pretend to teach men about things women want but it’s actually what they want men to do.
No AsK fISh WhEN trY to CAtch FiSH ha
these are the kind of guys girls warn each other about.
And the fact that they think being an "aLpHa mALe" and doing these things are what girls find attractive is so scary to me. Cause it goes to show how some misogynistic men are so caught up in their fantasies they forget that women are human beings and not just sex machines.
A big problem with dudes like this also is that they are extremely shitty for woman and men he takes advantage of men's insecurity making them think oh this guys good at getting woman maybe I could to if I did this and ultimately it will backfire they'll get shot down a bunch of times then probably turn into an incel all because some fucking asshole like this guy wants to make money and not give a fuck about anyone else's life
The 2 top commenters profile pictures are of the same painting lmao
No it’s all about being confident
True
He gives off "where's my hug?" vibes 💀
I could hear that perfectly in his horrible voice *Shudder*
This sentence gives me flash backs
as i learned from the great quenlin blackwell, just say "in the past"
Love ur jack stauber pfp
@@maya-po2by aw thx 💖
My daughter sent me this, and I am so glad that wonderful, attractive young men are out there fighting toxic masculinity. I am so proud of you. It's hard to stand up against this, but you do it and appeal to your generation.