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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @Uhhhemi
    @Uhhhemi 3 года назад +15300

    if atheists can't talk about christianity then how can he talk about muslims?

    • @cablekar
      @cablekar 3 года назад +344

      Yes this what I'm sayin

    • @csavage00
      @csavage00 3 года назад +121

      so true!!!

    • @chloedillingham4108
      @chloedillingham4108 3 года назад +454

      LITERALLYYYY HES SUCH A HYPOCRITE

    • @pixelatedbaddie2242
      @pixelatedbaddie2242 3 года назад +671

      And on top of that christianity and Islam are like first cousins. Allah is literally God like are we gunna just ignore that...?

    • @rowski4568
      @rowski4568 3 года назад +193

      Dang, it's almost like a hypocritical idiot is a hypocritical idiot

  • @hayley58
    @hayley58 3 года назад +14061

    unironically saying "stay til the end for proof of god!" is genuinely one of THE funniest ways to start a video

    • @halimadreyer3438
      @halimadreyer3438 3 года назад +399

      That part almost made me question whether the guy is just a parody haha like who would do that and actually mean it

    • @mirandaxx954
      @mirandaxx954 3 года назад +40

      Ben Shapiro is making a school shooting movie 😅

    • @liamcarrion
      @liamcarrion 3 года назад +123

      @@mirandaxx954 gosh darn i dislike that man so very much

    • @mirandaxx954
      @mirandaxx954 3 года назад +199

      @@MarcHendry that could probably fall under taking the lords name in vain. He’s using it for clicks and views which get him paid. I’d say that’s a pretty vain way to use Gods name.

    • @PossiblyAlena
      @PossiblyAlena 3 года назад +47

      I’m reading this before I’ve seen that part and holy fuck I feel like a child on goddamn Christmas morning knowing there are presents to come

  • @maddiegrayce288
    @maddiegrayce288 3 года назад +12531

    “I didn’t say that Muslim kid was going to hell, I said if he died right now, he would go to hell” literally what

    • @freshgreenjello6431
      @freshgreenjello6431 3 года назад +815

      How is he capable of packing so much stupidity in a sentence?

    • @floxiesaysreadmybio4988
      @floxiesaysreadmybio4988 3 года назад +203

      Fresh Green Jello i don’t even know at this point, that sentence alone managed to make me lose 10 braincells.

    • @MrBored-zm9ww
      @MrBored-zm9ww 3 года назад +242

      There even is a tiktok where he says "I remember when i told that muslim kid he was going to hell" Like, wat? The stupidity....

    • @piccleface2223
      @piccleface2223 3 года назад +138

      He is saying the kid would have to convert to not go to hell. This man is f*ked up

    • @MrBored-zm9ww
      @MrBored-zm9ww 3 года назад +113

      @@piccleface2223 He is, and im paraphrasing from kurtis here, "Fear mongering young and impressionable children to convert." And as you said, that is so f*cked up.

  • @drdelux7918
    @drdelux7918 2 года назад +2862

    The (Catholic) priest at my friend who committed suicide’s funeral literally went “so he is actually in hell now and if you don’t repent you’ll all go to hell with him, and I’ll be all partying in heaven with my boy J.C. but y’all can’t get in”. Immediately made me lose my faith because like how horrible do you have to be to say that about a 17 year old guy just because he took his own life and “didn’t keep his faith” it was despicable and I hope that priest never sees heaven

    • @watcherbeyondtheglass
      @watcherbeyondtheglass 2 года назад +297

      First of all, I am so sorry that you had to go through this. That's an awful thing to have to experience, without some vile priest making things even worse.
      I had a similar experience at my friend's funeral. This priest at least had the sense not to directly say that she was going to hell for commiting suicide, but he did spend the entire funeral preaching about how you need to repent and be with god to get into heaven, and given that she was openly atheist ended up being pretty much the same thing. Also, wow, hijacking a 14 year old kid's funeral to preach your religion is an awful thing to do??? And yeah, I don't think either of the involved priests will ever see the gates of heaven.

    • @b8376
      @b8376 Год назад +118

      @@watcherbeyondtheglass i’m so sorry you did not deserve to go through that. i have a similar story. my aunt was a jehova’s witness and so is her family. when she died the leader of the church (idk what you call a jehova witness pastor) told my cousins (who are children) “if you worship enough MAYBE you’ll see your mom again.”

    • @Phytobiogenes
      @Phytobiogenes Год назад +82

      That exact thing happened at one of my friend’s funeral after he had killer himself. The pastor or whatever was talking about how he used to be a good Christian but now he’s in Hell and all this shit. It left his mother weeping and shaking, I felt so awful. It’s like, how the Hell can you say shit like this at this time? It’s a terrible belief to hold but even if someone does believe this sort of thing, why bring it up then? Like it was a wildly inappropriate time to voice his dumbass opinion. Put an awful taste in our mouths.

    • @lillyjean2391
      @lillyjean2391 Год назад +70

      I had a friend who was shot and killed when we were 16. He was a good guy but didn’t believe in God and when the pastor basically said he wasn’t going to heaven is when I stopped going to church. I also got cornered by a grown man trying to kiss me when I was 14 and they did nothing about it. My parents even stopped asking me to go after that one lol

    • @frozenuruguayball6436
      @frozenuruguayball6436 Год назад

      From my experience Catholic Churches are the most extremist ones

  • @whiterexy789
    @whiterexy789 3 года назад +5877

    “No officer. I didn’t say I was going to MURDER him. I said that if he kept existing, then he would die from stab wounds inflicted by me. Totally different.”

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 года назад +40

      HAAHAHAAcy

    • @Skipsenberg
      @Skipsenberg 3 года назад +267

      “No. I did not threaten to kill a family of five. I just stated that their life force would falter if they interrupted my day. *Entirely* different.”

    • @gamerp1g
      @gamerp1g 3 года назад +5

      lmao period.

    • @brianbadonde9251
      @brianbadonde9251 3 года назад +8

      Periodt sis

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 года назад +2

      Puurrriadt

  • @yensj9386
    @yensj9386 3 года назад +3523

    dr witnesser's "i'd love to be on your podcast" reminds me of russel hartley's "i think we could be friends" they just know deep down that kurtis is right so they dont want him to be against them anymore

    • @ko2vo
      @ko2vo 3 года назад +391

      I think its more they see kurtis' subscriber count and drool over it, despite Kurtis literally being like "That thing you're doing? It's bad, real bad." Blinders on entirely to the criticism but simping cuz "nEtWoRkiNg PoTeNtiAl," its pretty sad tbh

    • @SerenEllion
      @SerenEllion 3 года назад +186

      That was my first thought too. They were both trying to use Kurtis for views. But as we know... no free clout.

    • @illneverbeyourdreamgirl
      @illneverbeyourdreamgirl 3 года назад +51

      They reek of desperation but I guess ignorance is bliss...

    • @mcwjes
      @mcwjes 3 года назад +107

      @@ko2vo especially when the subscriber count is one of the first things he comments on right out of the gate. So transparent.

    • @ousontmeslunettes9891
      @ousontmeslunettes9891 3 года назад +17

      The way they insisted on his number of subscribers yep they are lowkey fans and envious of Kurtis. And wish to get more exposure from our dear mayor 😩

  • @bexslittleworld
    @bexslittleworld 3 года назад +5292

    "i don't know how an atheist can talk about Christianity" It's called moving your mouth and saying words

    • @mimicoolll0
      @mimicoolll0 3 года назад +151

      i don’t get how he thought that made sense that would mean no one can talk about anything other than what they are😂

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 3 года назад +1

      lmaoooo

    • @cablekar
      @cablekar 3 года назад +135

      @@mimicoolll0 True, that would mean his annoying ass needs to shut up about lgbtq+ since he isnt lgbtq+ by his logic he cant comment his shitty stance on it

    • @Fronkador
      @Fronkador 3 года назад +79

      How does he tell people they're going to hell if he isn't satan? Lmao

    • @simonpelletier8047
      @simonpelletier8047 3 года назад +38

      Witnisser? I hardly know her

  • @guy2870
    @guy2870 3 года назад +2526

    I’ve been an atheist for 8 years now and I started shaking and crying when he showed evidence of god

    • @emyllyblakbyrd8925
      @emyllyblakbyrd8925 2 года назад +7

      That bad huh?

    • @transsexualcomrade
      @transsexualcomrade 2 года назад +75

      @k4t yeah most definitely LOL

    • @Chilloutlilbro
      @Chilloutlilbro Год назад +73

      Literally burnt down a monastery because of the evidence.

    • @FlareStorms
      @FlareStorms Год назад +128

      i repented so hard i died in my sins that day and was sentenced to hell

    • @friendlyneigborhoodbean
      @friendlyneigborhoodbean Год назад

      @@Chilloutlilbro A monastery? Amateur. I burned down a whole orphanage ran by nuns

  • @andy_sans
    @andy_sans 3 года назад +17258

    I love how kurtis isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he was bitten by a vampire

    • @sageissleeping5165
      @sageissleeping5165 3 года назад +1459

      KURTIS IS BECOMING VAMPIRE DAD

    • @campbellarthurlichtenstein2293
      @campbellarthurlichtenstein2293 3 года назад +455

      shhhh don't expose Kurt boy like that 🤫🤫🤫🤫

    • @alext6375
      @alext6375 3 года назад +529

      maybe he doesn’t remember he was bitten, he was probably compelled to forget😳

    • @itskayla9735
      @itskayla9735 3 года назад +215

      Well duh have you seen his girlfriend

    • @shrub5770
      @shrub5770 3 года назад +144

      KURTIS HAS BECOME VAMPIRE DAD

  • @doubelgomez
    @doubelgomez 3 года назад +6298

    I love "how could an atheist talk about Christianity" like Christians aren't talking about atheist's and what other religions do.

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 года назад +194

      The hypocrisy.

    • @peachysandie
      @peachysandie 3 года назад +404

      Also a lot of atheists are raised in religion. So an atheist could have learned Christian teachings, so they have some authority to talk about religion (by the logic that you can only talk about X if you learned X)

    • @thatuzikinnie6077
      @thatuzikinnie6077 3 года назад +107

      @@peachysandie Speaking of, my mom is Wiccan despite being raised in an extremely Christian household. You can be raised Christian but be an atheist or different religion. This also goes for other religions, obviously.
      I'm Wiccan because I was raised Wiccan but I've just never seen the appeal in any other beliefs.

    • @Nonexistent_creature
      @Nonexistent_creature 3 года назад +77

      with that logic how can he talk about God if he isn't god?

    • @Nonexistent_creature
      @Nonexistent_creature 3 года назад +20

      @@peachysandie that's how my mom is. she was raised in a heavily Christian home and she's atheist

  • @gabrielbailey
    @gabrielbailey 3 года назад +5104

    Literally dr witnesser using God as clickbait is blasphemy

    • @GloryInWonderland
      @GloryInWonderland 3 года назад +320

      Yeah that’s literally taking God’s name in vain.

    • @ohhey5741
      @ohhey5741 3 года назад +281

      Comodifying religion/ using belief in God to feed personal greed is actually a sin

    • @KorbentMarksman
      @KorbentMarksman 3 года назад +90

      for real, Jesus didn’t trash the stalls in the temple because he thought the commodification of religion was a good thing

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 3 года назад +5

      Oh yeah lmao

    • @pomegranatejuice5139
      @pomegranatejuice5139 3 года назад +81

      dr witnesser: "dOn'T uSe GoD's nAmE iN vAiN!1!1!"
      also dr witnesser: *uses God as clickbate*

  • @gabone4
    @gabone4 3 года назад +1537

    “in all serious no fuckin way” is the FUNNIEST comeback to this guy-that was amazing. thank you Kurtis for being the standup guy we know you for

    • @oliviavarney4434
      @oliviavarney4434 3 года назад +18

      I died when I heard that hahaha

    • @abel633
      @abel633 Год назад

      @@oliviavarney4434did you go to heaven or hell

  • @benjaminrobinson7203
    @benjaminrobinson7203 3 года назад +2495

    Petition to add the cat lawyer's "AuGUuh" to the soundboard.

  • @cincomascincoespotata4123
    @cincomascincoespotata4123 3 года назад +9999

    Christians like him are really the type of people who are like "people are so overly offended nowadays" but as soon as someone has a different religious opinion than them go bat shit insane 😳

    • @lillymorgensen7465
      @lillymorgensen7465 3 года назад +145

      say it louder for the people in the back!

    • @kit40tatoon
      @kit40tatoon 3 года назад +164

      Christians like them have the biggest damn egos (not all incase a Christian feels attacked by that you do you no hate on the individuals) im just tired of it getting shoved in my face and the faces of other religion, I remember when I was a kid its was everywhere, no matter where I go it was god this jesus that, sing these hims, have a Bible or you going to hell, Christianity is push everywhere where as other religions are not so I have more respect for those for the most part.

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад +345

      Imagine calling people snowflakes but freak out at 2 men or women kissing

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад +107

      @@kit40tatoon something I find very interesting is at least on the internet this is kinda inverted. You still have the crazy Christians but also those annoying Reddit type atheists who are like “SCIENCE IS THE ONLY GOD” or something like that

    • @helena5694
      @helena5694 3 года назад +7

      ayo nice pfp

  • @makenaaaad7312
    @makenaaaad7312 3 года назад +3178

    BRUH SOMEONE IN THE TWITCH CHAT WAS LIKE “brb gotta go use the lords name in vain” AND I AM ASCENDINGGGGGGGG

    • @mennaderbala592
      @mennaderbala592 3 года назад +50

      PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @shoutaaizawa7948
      @shoutaaizawa7948 3 года назад +17

      NOOOOOO 😭✋🏾

    • @elthechip
      @elthechip 3 года назад +23

      i can’t like, you’re at 666

    • @dromie5059
      @dromie5059 3 года назад +1

      What would that mean though? I understand saying it but I feel like there's a double meaning

    • @enauaae
      @enauaae 3 года назад +30

      The whole chat are literally just citizens of Kurtis town

  • @moonycanwatch
    @moonycanwatch 3 года назад +709

    I love how every misogynistic, homophobic man kurtis makes a video about tries to play it off as some silly internet beef and they're always so interested in getting featured in his content cause this is just like drama for them like dude.. have you even watched his video?

    • @marinaprzeko2415
      @marinaprzeko2415 Год назад +3

      Fr

    • @aleksabanjevic8316
      @aleksabanjevic8316 11 месяцев назад +17

      He isn't calling u out on some drama u had with an ex, his calling u out on being a terrible person, why do u think he wants to be friends with you 💀💀💀

    • @jackalexande
      @jackalexande 7 месяцев назад +3

      It's the "I'd love to be on your podcast" like if he ACTUALLY watched the video he would know Kurt does not like him at all 😭

  • @danny98432
    @danny98432 3 года назад +3097

    Clickbaiting god doesn't seem very Christian to me

    • @elizamac962
      @elizamac962 3 года назад +59

      It’s a sin lmaoooooo

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 года назад +40

      Saying the Gosh name in vain !!! To the hell you go

    • @elizamac962
      @elizamac962 3 года назад +16

      @@pretty948 NOOOOOO

    • @ohhey5741
      @ohhey5741 3 года назад +88

      Former Christian here and comodifying religion and using belief for personal monetary gain is actually a sin👌

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 года назад +37

      Guys I just talked to God rn and he said that’s not cool

  • @crizmeow8394
    @crizmeow8394 3 года назад +4669

    To quote Smokey Glow: “I’m not making fun of your religion, I’m making fun of you”

    • @katiew3731
      @katiew3731 3 года назад +87

      That video revitalizes me single every time. Smokey is the best.

    • @TheAlyciaChan
      @TheAlyciaChan 3 года назад +6

      what's the name of the video?

    • @thelegioncollective
      @thelegioncollective 3 года назад +4

      I also request to know which video.

    • @lfrizz
      @lfrizz 3 года назад +34

      @@thelegioncollective it’s her video called “Amanda Ensing is NOT a victim” :)

    • @JCTheSniper15
      @JCTheSniper15 3 года назад +11

      I mean I'll make fun of your religion too, if it sucks. Religion is a choice. You can choose to worship the flying spaghetti monster and I will always choose to make fun of that religion. Sucks to suck.

  • @isabella-fleur
    @isabella-fleur 3 года назад +1417

    Kurtis looks like he’s been bitten by danny’s dad

    • @pcwells009
      @pcwells009 3 года назад +106

      dude😳how😳do you know😳about dannys😳dad‼️henever leaves his house🤔😐😃

    • @Blankult
      @Blankult 3 года назад +36

      Underrated

    • @keren6858
      @keren6858 3 года назад +25

      Underrated comment omg

    • @stednet9752
      @stednet9752 3 года назад +1

      @@Blankult yuyhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @themossycobble1903
      @themossycobble1903 3 года назад +4

      Vampire dad

  • @tristonb1105
    @tristonb1105 9 месяцев назад +25

    “He edited me telling a kid to go to hell and made it look like I told a kid to go to hell”

  • @shelbythisisaresidentialar5397
    @shelbythisisaresidentialar5397 3 года назад +9914

    "I don't get how atheists can talk about Christianity"
    I don't know how Christians can talk about Muslims
    Or now straight people can talk about gay people
    Or how cis people can talk about trans people
    *But they do it anyway mate. What's your point?*

    • @Sirenqueen333
      @Sirenqueen333 3 года назад +718

      seriously! like how do men even talk about women?? so weird

    • @wyattjohnson3714
      @wyattjohnson3714 3 года назад +452

      People like him just live and breath hypocrisy. It’s disgusting

    • @FREDDYEVILBEAR
      @FREDDYEVILBEAR 3 года назад +348

      And how kids talk about adults????? Disgusting

    • @braylonemerson3422
      @braylonemerson3422 3 года назад +41

      By moving my mouth

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 года назад +294

      Like...how do people talk about animal rights? You're not a COW!

  • @laurars1048
    @laurars1048 3 года назад +2770

    These kind of christians really make me question my religion

    • @chefleen1254
      @chefleen1254 3 года назад +317

      If it makes you feel any better I don’t think these people are true christians cuz they are way off the mark of Jesus’s message. You do you bro (:

    • @nessablair5390
      @nessablair5390 3 года назад +143

      ugh same it sucks sharing a religion w them

    • @averydecarion6911
      @averydecarion6911 3 года назад +96

      it really sucks hearing the church give Christ such a bad name. :/

    • @lilyavans7648
      @lilyavans7648 3 года назад +60

      @@chefleen1254 very true and can be applied equally to all religions .

    • @AnnaSoto-f2z
      @AnnaSoto-f2z 3 года назад +2

      Same

  • @Maialeen
    @Maialeen 3 года назад +5353

    That part where he's hysterically laughing because someone in his fortnite squad had the name "Connor is TRASH" kinda made me sad. I don't feel bad for him exactly but it's a weird feeling. It's just a sad situation. This strange, unhealthy looking middle aged man is forcing a laugh pretending like he won at something and touting it as "proof of God". He's sitting there all day being weird and inappropriate, insulting children. And then when he gets called out he can't successfully defend himself because it's all true. So he has to cling to small ridiculous things like that and pretend he's unbothered and it all amuses him. Also the fact that it said Connor and not Conner is just...it's tragic. Like, there's nothing there man...stop.

    • @onlyinsomniac
      @onlyinsomniac 3 года назад +339

      God is a notoriously bad speller?

    • @Lauren-rc4er
      @Lauren-rc4er 3 года назад +581

      What you’re feeling is pity

    • @ona512
      @ona512 3 года назад +286

      Confirmation Bias is a taught practice for christians.

    • @raindrop2417
      @raindrop2417 3 года назад +59

      @@ona512 definitely

    • @gamersargenatrex7726
      @gamersargenatrex7726 3 года назад +27

      Connor is a different person than conner obvs

  • @breaunnalj2829
    @breaunnalj2829 3 года назад +400

    Watching this again, and his response to someone taking their own life literally still makes my blood boil. As a Christian, hearing other Christians say things like that makes me sick. Regardless of whether one agrees with that or not you should NEVER say that. It's so insensitive, and I can't believe that God EVER tells someone to say/post that. EVER. MY dad is one of the most Godly people I know, and when he hears about a person, especially a young person, passing away (suicide or not), all he has is anguish. He is just heartbroken and grieves for the family. He has the compassion that God tells us to have for others that are suffering. I'm so thankful that my dad isn't like this man.

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 Год назад +6

      I’m glad about that, too

    • @septasketch
      @septasketch Год назад +21

      I went to a Catholic school growing up and I remember asking if God's forgiveness extended to Judas, especially since he was so distraught at realizing what he'd done that he committed suicide, and my first grade teacher looked child me in the eyes and I think I watched her have a crisis of faith in real time

    • @noahg23
      @noahg23 2 месяца назад +1

      Thank you! As a a Christian also, this guy disgusts me. He says he isn’t, but he is shoving Christianity down their throats, and whenever they just ask him to stop or tell him that they’re part of another religion, he tries to scare them. His response to the taking of someone’s life is genuinely scary. He takes the Bible so incredibly seriously that it is to a point where I genuinely don’t think he felt emotion from that and just saw it as an opportunity to spread Christianity. Terrible.

  • @obscure_munnerz6917
    @obscure_munnerz6917 3 года назад +1782

    “Dr.” Witnesser dresses like a cartoon interpretation of Satan so there’s that dramatic irony.

    • @dromie5059
      @dromie5059 3 года назад +45

      Now that you pointed it out, you're so right!

    • @illneverbeyourdreamgirl
      @illneverbeyourdreamgirl 3 года назад +52

      Like those late 90's/early 00's kids movies where the devil was played by someone made to look like a wannabe mack daddy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jesseincognito.
      @jesseincognito. 3 года назад +1

      Oh damn XD

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +3

      @@illneverbeyourdreamgirl and he has a skateboard

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +8

      He has actual hellfire behind him lol

  • @smolson8471
    @smolson8471 3 года назад +5452

    So basically, he didn’t say to the kid “you’re going to hell.” He said “Hey kid if you don’t do exactly what I say than you’re going to hell.” Wow... so much better.

    • @ivym727
      @ivym727 3 года назад +152

      Yes like there’s no real difference between you’re going to hell and you will be sentenced to hell...........

    • @maddiegrayce288
      @maddiegrayce288 3 года назад +105

      If anything that’s worse😭

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 3 года назад +37

      Im sure some people would even perceive that as worse lmao

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 3 года назад +21

      @@maddiegrayce288 wow my point is proven im fuckin blind

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 3 года назад +24

      @@maddiegrayce288 ikr. Honestly, it sounds like something a p*dophile would say to get a kid as a trick

  • @madelinekoh8499
    @madelinekoh8499 3 года назад +1594

    guy who says “don’t say the lords name in vain” also uses god as clickbait

    • @thatuzikinnie6077
      @thatuzikinnie6077 3 года назад +75

      Yeah- isn't that a sin anyways? Using God for personal gain or greed? Isn't that a sin?
      He's literally breaking one of God's rules by making that video.
      well
      i mean
      He already breaks alot of God's rules anyways so why am I surprised?

    • @kaylanh
      @kaylanh 3 года назад +4

      frrrrr

  • @marcusjay8103
    @marcusjay8103 3 года назад +140

    "Judge I'm live, I'm not actually a feline"
    The fact he felt the need to confirm that he's not an actual talking cat to a judge is beyond hilarious 😂

  • @itskayla9735
    @itskayla9735 3 года назад +1551

    Everyone is talking about Kurtis’s vampire bites and not that his girlfriend is obviously a vampire

    • @lyndsann3309
      @lyndsann3309 3 года назад +28

      ~*conspiracy theory*~

    • @talzaenvy
      @talzaenvy 3 года назад +58

      we love that for him!

    • @osml
      @osml 3 года назад +74

      *vampire dad flashbacks*

    • @crbstompr
      @crbstompr 3 года назад +4

      @@osml lmao

    • @georgiabischoff5593
      @georgiabischoff5593 3 года назад +16

      that was how they celebrated valentine’s day

  • @Scififan926
    @Scififan926 3 года назад +2836

    “How can atheist talk about christianity?”
    He's not gay and he still talked about homosexuality.
    And it gets even worse when you realize you can study christianity without being a Christian while the only way of truly understanding someone's sexuality is listening to their experiences or being gay yourself.

    • @supercat9119
      @supercat9119 3 года назад +31

      You can tell you're gay when you have a bendy and the ink machine profile pic 😫😩

    • @iatemycat5320
      @iatemycat5320 3 года назад +7

      @@supercat9119 good game thi

    • @supercat9119
      @supercat9119 3 года назад +10

      @Oli Ver AHHHH SHUT UP AKJWBEBWJ

    • @Skipsenberg
      @Skipsenberg 3 года назад +7

      @@supercat9119 bruh dissing a dude for having a bendy profile pic when youre named “Hellspawn Anarchy”

    • @ohhey5741
      @ohhey5741 3 года назад +29

      I know its such a pointless argument, and kurtis wasn't even really talking about the religion he was mostly talking about how what he was doing was toxic

  • @lotusthemermaid
    @lotusthemermaid 3 года назад +3659

    You're giving him way too much credit. He absolutely understood what he was doing. Trust me, I've known plenty of turn-or-burn preachers and they know exactly what they're doing. But like racists, they know it's not socially acceptable to actually share their beliefs (in this case, tell people - especially, kids - they're going to Hell) so they backpedal and gaslight you whenever you try to call them on it.

    • @consentclub8431
      @consentclub8431 3 года назад +112

      100% accurate. It's a common tactic in evangelism

    • @gordonramsayslambsauce
      @gordonramsayslambsauce 3 года назад +34

      @@consentclub8431 and traditional Catholicism and Mormans

    • @howiwashere
      @howiwashere 3 года назад +10

      @@gordonramsayslambsauce and morones xd

    • @puppetstudio4989
      @puppetstudio4989 Год назад +1

      I feel like you are giving too much credit too, cause people can just too egotistical to understand stuff as well

  • @justinlaschinsky6354
    @justinlaschinsky6354 3 года назад +475

    Kurtis is an excellent man, with beautiful views and i can honestly say he saved me more from being a gaslighting manipulative monster than anything a preacher could do for me.

    • @DENNISMFMENNIS
      @DENNISMFMENNIS 3 года назад +34

      Yeah Kurt is good example for how to be a better boy.

    • @ragmamale4783
      @ragmamale4783 2 года назад +27

      He is but hes a normal dude with common sense and human decency that well sadly some people dont have.

  • @Marianiki2002
    @Marianiki2002 3 года назад +592

    Kurtis he didn't IMPLY it, he literally SAID it. "You're going to hell if you don't change" is just a paraphrase of "You'd be sentenced to hell if you died today". There's no difference. Let's not kid ourselves.

    • @ps1hagrid786
      @ps1hagrid786 3 года назад +29

      Exactly, it's a literal declaration ffs

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +2

      I didn’t say you’re going to jail, I just said you’ll be sentenced to jail!

  • @AndrewT34pot
    @AndrewT34pot 3 года назад +5800

    this guy's podcasts are awesome, he should make a commentary channel

    • @maddie-ye1js
      @maddie-ye1js 3 года назад +185

      omg he should :00 that would be so much fun 🥰

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 года назад +331

      Nah he should make a song about indoor boyfriends

    • @horseboi984
      @horseboi984 3 года назад +105

      @@pretty948 I don’t know about that man he could be bad at singing so we’ll have to see

    • @illneverbeyourdreamgirl
      @illneverbeyourdreamgirl 3 года назад +172

      Ummm, to me he had the makings of a small town mayor 🏆

    • @Definitelynotabot4
      @Definitelynotabot4 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂

  • @haleyselene
    @haleyselene 3 года назад +3056

    Also... Someone should tell this "doctor* guy that Muslims already believe in Jesus lol. They believe he was a prophet, just not the literal son of god.

    • @strawberrymilk2007
      @strawberrymilk2007 3 года назад +32

      There are literal prooves of Jesus' existence, so even if you don't believe he's god's son, you can't NOT believe he existed😂🤣
      Edit : ok i undersand i was wrong, i'll know how to cite my sources before talking

    • @xopayyx
      @xopayyx 3 года назад +176

      @@strawberrymilk2007 what’s the proof?

    • @strawberrymilk2007
      @strawberrymilk2007 3 года назад +1

      @@xopayyx i don't have any right now but i know he existed😂🤣😂😂

    • @xopayyx
      @xopayyx 3 года назад +224

      @@strawberrymilk2007 so there’s not proof, you mean

    • @strawberrymilk2007
      @strawberrymilk2007 3 года назад +1

      @@xopayyx yes i'm pretty sure there are but i don't remember

  • @terribleliterature
    @terribleliterature 2 года назад +77

    “It’s hard to argue with an intelligent person, But it’s even more difficult to fight a dumbass.” -A wise person

  • @somethingoriginal2.050
    @somethingoriginal2.050 3 года назад +1957

    Okay. That "Dr." Witness' response to that poor girl's suicide made me so sick in ways I cannot begin to describe. How DARE he dictate whether or not someone is going to hell? Ultimately, that's not his decision to make, and he had NO right to go and make that disgustingly disrespectful tweet passing his judgment on her tragedy. I pray for her and her family, and truly wish the best for them 💖

    • @rainaraina4325
      @rainaraina4325 3 года назад +105

      When she committed suicide to be happy and then he said she will not be happy is messed up

    • @nina.robbs565
      @nina.robbs565 3 года назад +126

      it's so fucked up. my christian, conservative grandpa said that "since we all have a biblical right to life, killing yourself is technically a sin", it's just so heartless.

    • @francisvial92
      @francisvial92 3 года назад +26

      Not only that but also even when viewing it from a Christian standpoint wouldn’t he still be wrong? Like even if it is a “sin” that doesn’t matter at all cause Jesus’s whole purpose was to die for our sins, so she’d go to heaven anyways? What a freaking jackass dude I can’t stand that dud. (But obviously even if what he said was the Christian viewpoint it would still be a hideous thing to say. Like oh my god fella, how terrible can you be)

    • @nathanielsantos1706
      @nathanielsantos1706 3 года назад +124

      @@francisvial92 Also from a Christian viewpoint. I'm a Catholic so I was reading up on the bible, and I discovered that you are not supposed to say whether someone will go to hell or not, because it is God's decision not what you think. Also fear mongering about God and going to hell is not good either, because you are not supposed to be afraid of God.

    • @nathanielsantos1706
      @nathanielsantos1706 3 года назад +82

      Also from a human deciency perspective, its fucking disrespectful and rude.

  • @brynnbutler3388
    @brynnbutler3388 3 года назад +726

    a girl who went to middle school with a lot of my friends committed suicide in seventh grade, and my friends were very traumatized by people saying that she was in hell.... how could someone say that, especially when people are grieving?

    • @buffypuffy59
      @buffypuffy59 3 года назад +113

      That’s another stupid rule in Christianity, if you kill yourself, even if they have a mental illness, they have to burn in hell for eternity. The other one is not believing him can make you burn in hell forever.

    • @nessys6450
      @nessys6450 3 года назад +54

      @@buffypuffy59 i went to a christian school for a year and my bible teacher was telling us that right when another teachers daughter committed

    • @kaitlynurquhart595
      @kaitlynurquhart595 3 года назад +67

      the church loves scaring us into faith. as a “christian” (i don’t claim christianity anymore for reasons like this) that’s never sat right with me. the bible never says that you will go to hell if you commit suicide. when jesus is dying on the cross there was another man dying next to him. he had murdered and done all sorts of wrongs. jesus said he would be in heaven. that to me is proof that no matter the sin, if you believe in jesus. you will go to heaven.

    • @nayo7956
      @nayo7956 3 года назад +58

      @@kaitlynurquhart595 yeah idk i’m not a christian but i go to a christian school and one of the core values is ‘god-fearing’ like ?? i thought you’re supposed to trust and love god umm

    • @anuwilson9039
      @anuwilson9039 3 года назад +32

      @@nayo7956 Yeah lol. My mom is a Christian and says that I have to fear God but I don't love those I fear and that also sounds like a bad relationship between God in my opinion.

  • @vickyer786
    @vickyer786 3 года назад +1829

    love it when people are like "hey we should discuss this on y o u r podcast" like no dude, why would Kurtis invite you onto his plattfom to talk when he clearly stated he did not like you (and you're homophobic and what not)?? some people are so detached from reality

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 3 года назад +258

      Same as that tik tok pickup artist who wanted to collaborate after Kurtis riffed on him. Their eyes turn into dollar signs when they see his subscriber count.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +125

      @@konstance13 they think any PR is good PR, and that they can be the better person by playing everything off as an ordinary discussion or stand on equal terms after being decimated.

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 3 года назад +101

      “Hey man, I know I killed 15 people and you prosecuted the trial that has sentenced me to life in prison, but can we sort this out together on your RUclips channel before I go to jail in five minutes?”

    • @airak6853
      @airak6853 3 года назад +31

      He want that sweet sweet clout

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад +72

      It’s the entitlement for me.
      Like dude. No one has to talk to you. If you make yourself an unlikeable douchecanoe, don’t be surprised when you’re treated like an unlikeable douchecanoe.

  • @jynxiebaby5137
    @jynxiebaby5137 Год назад +121

    The suicide thing fucks me up so hard. After my ma committed suicide, a ridiculous amount of people told me she was going to hell. Now, I'm not a Christian by any means, and I wasn't then. But to tell the child or family or friends of someone who took their life that they'll be tortured for eternity when they lived a life so tortured they felt their only option was to leave.. what the absolute fuck. It's sick. It's fucked up, I don't care who you are or what you believe in, it's fucked.

  • @sagemarsh5532
    @sagemarsh5532 3 года назад +1142

    the 2 red dots on his neck looks like he was bitten by a vampire

    • @Soopi
      @Soopi 3 года назад +11

      i agree

    • @nothingbutfleurs
      @nothingbutfleurs 3 года назад +105

      Bitten by vampire dad

    • @robynd4546
      @robynd4546 3 года назад +41

      everyone's 12-year-old twilight fanfictions come to life

    • @madelyn.412
      @madelyn.412 3 года назад +56

      21st century vampire 🥵😩

    • @sagemarsh5532
      @sagemarsh5532 3 года назад +4

      @@madelyn.412 HAHAHAHA

  • @familyaccountgilbert7781
    @familyaccountgilbert7781 3 года назад +2359

    "In all seriousness, no fucking way."
    KURT, THAT IS THE BEST RESPONSE ANYONE COULD GIVE AND YOU MADLAD ACTUALLY DID IT. GODSPEED MY GUY

    • @shroederthatboy.4691
      @shroederthatboy.4691 3 года назад +29

      He's a god.

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +63

      @@shroederthatboy.4691 I guess Witnesser was right, god is real!

    • @shroederthatboy.4691
      @shroederthatboy.4691 3 года назад +2

      @@AirLight1646 yes.

    • @hermesedits1363
      @hermesedits1363 2 года назад +58

      stop taking his name in vain dude 🤨🤨

    • @pt6063
      @pt6063 2 года назад +19

      the reply was so brutal I almost felt bad for the guy (until I remembered his thinly veiled bigotry)

  • @calliecurley8699
    @calliecurley8699 3 года назад +1597

    This is literally the same response my mom had when I called her out on calling me fat: “I never said that!” She just said she was “concerned about my weight gain” and “would look better if I lost a few pounds” lmao

    • @emmaoloughlin1771
      @emmaoloughlin1771 3 года назад +58

      She sounds like a hoot

    • @maddie-ye1js
      @maddie-ye1js 3 года назад +42

      your mom sounds like a peach 😅 .... and i'm sorry that's really messed up

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 года назад +154

      We hate when people ✨gaslight✨ people

    • @BeesRBetterThanU
      @BeesRBetterThanU 3 года назад +101

      Neither the unhealthy talk about weight gain, nor the gasslighting is ok. I really hope that stuff stops happening and your mum can realize it's just wrong.
      Sending love and positivity! ❤

    • @calliecurley8699
      @calliecurley8699 3 года назад +38

      @@BeesRBetterThanU I really needed this today, thank you.

  • @KassieR329
    @KassieR329 3 года назад +64

    TW: Suicide
    There's a foreign exchange student from South Korea at my school who is a strong Christian (which isn't uncommon for my area). I'm a senior, and I've been going to the same school my entire life, and a boy in my class, who also had been going here his entire life, committed suicide last month. Her host family had to have a long talk with her about why it's not ok to go around telling people who are saying he's in a better place that since he committed suicide he's in hell. I'm friends with one of the people in the host family, and that's when she really started to dislike her, because for the next few weeks, she was apparently super rude, and made snide comments anytime he was brought up. It's really heartbreaking to know that there are people who actually believe that.

    • @Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq
      @Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq 3 года назад +5

      I spent a year in Korea a lot of them are very rude like that

    • @CrilTump
      @CrilTump 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zqnice ones are probably in Japan lol

    • @reaverkai
      @reaverkai 6 месяцев назад

      @@CrilTump they have more varied beliefs so I'd assume, or that they wouldnt express it outloud

  • @rhiannonfoss
    @rhiannonfoss 3 года назад +1379

    Dr. Witnesser: “In all seriousness, I’d love to be on your podcast!!”
    Kurtis: “In all seriousness no f***ing way haha”
    Dr. Witnesser: “🤡... welp”

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 3 года назад +61

      That would be like talking to the screeching iguana clock from Series of Unfourtanete Events. You're trying to talk to it and it just screeches.

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +17

      Literally nothing would happen. It would just be both of them trying to convince each other to no avail

    • @luvcirii
      @luvcirii 2 года назад +9

      LMAO I LITERALLY WHEEZED WHEN HE SAID THAT TWEET 😭 dude just got rejected 😭😭

    • @TheEaterofPumpkins
      @TheEaterofPumpkins 2 года назад

      This was so great 😂

  • @madelyn.412
    @madelyn.412 3 года назад +2305

    Christians: Love thy neighbor
    Also Christians: YOU WILL GO TO HELL IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH MY ENTIRE RELIGION
    P.S. This is not saying that all Christians are bad or that all Christians are as extreme as Dr. Witnesser

    • @clerene1769
      @clerene1769 3 года назад +129

      Christians: love thy neighbor
      Also Christians: CIVIL WAR

    • @yostinator81
      @yostinator81 3 года назад +109

      There’s something I think that needs talked about much more.
      Saying the lord’s vein is not saying “oh my god” when you stub your toe
      It means doing horrible things and saying god said I should do it. So being an asshole because someone else is not Christian or like you.
      And then using your Christianity as an alibi is saying the lord’s name in vein

    • @enjae7962
      @enjae7962 3 года назад +6

      Edit it and wrote born again Christians instead....you'll be fine lol

    • @madelyn.412
      @madelyn.412 3 года назад +50

      @@yostinator81 Yes absolutely, like when people use their religion to excuse homophobia and racism

    • @madelyn.412
      @madelyn.412 3 года назад +3

      @@JackRocks42 I’ve never met one either, but maybe one day lol

  • @gigiw5896
    @gigiw5896 3 года назад +686

    Kurtis should add that Cat Lawyer sound to his sound board, lol

    • @darcval9430
      @darcval9430 3 года назад +4

      @kurtisconner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^

    • @kevinsmahomie
      @kevinsmahomie 3 года назад +5

      Licherally just said this and then came across this comment

  • @Selflicensed
    @Selflicensed Год назад +26

    Kurtis responding with “in all seriousness, no fucking way” to him asking to be on his podcast, is by far the funniest thing I’ve heard all week😭

  • @kenz9710
    @kenz9710 3 года назад +540

    I cannot explain how much I love the “ in all seriousness no fuckin way” that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. I love it

    • @cablekar
      @cablekar 3 года назад +15

      Fr I laughed so hard

    • @dannyadams17
      @dannyadams17 3 года назад +49

      it’s like “no

  • @cease842
    @cease842 3 года назад +472

    “I don’t know how an atheist can talk about Christianity”
    Step 1: have vocal cords

    • @ps1hagrid786
      @ps1hagrid786 3 года назад +32

      Step 2: Be educated

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 года назад +45

      You can also use sign language

    • @wendeviant2475
      @wendeviant2475 3 года назад +22

      Plot twist. You can also write a paper, book, novel, or article about it.

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 3 года назад +1

      Lmaoo

    • @jaash7981
      @jaash7981 3 года назад +6

      Step 3: know that christianity exists

  • @melodyhaviland9393
    @melodyhaviland9393 3 года назад +584

    the cat lawyer guy has me DYING he sounds on the verge of tears

    • @aarush1s0od
      @aarush1s0od 3 года назад +36

      I feel so bad for him

    • @hollberryy
      @hollberryy 3 года назад +31

      When he nods and the cat nods is so freaking sweet and he sounds so sad and it's so funnyyy

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 3 года назад +10

      @@hollberryy ik so adorable

    • @kaileyellow
      @kaileyellow 3 года назад +15

      it’s tragically hilarious

  • @urfavneighborhoodguatemalan
    @urfavneighborhoodguatemalan 3 года назад +138

    I'm a Christian, and Dr. Witnesser or whatever has some major problems with his whole interpretation of the Bible. The "I'm not a liar" thing is obviously wrong (every human lies, it's impossible not too), you shouldn't tell people that they will go to hell if they don't do what you say, and there's no major problem with liking the same gender. Complete bruh moment on the Doctor's part.

    • @soundtrack1405
      @soundtrack1405 3 года назад +11

      I am an athiest and respect you!

    • @CrilTump
      @CrilTump 9 месяцев назад

      While there are parts of the Bible that condemn homosexuality it was probably created like that from people who wanted control like the Pope and later the Protestants (Orthodox also applies) because if you didn't know Eve was originally a whole side from Adam showing that they were equals but the translators turned it into a rib to fit what they wanted from women control and power so making them come from an insignificant part of the body would do this

  • @tfjada5603
    @tfjada5603 3 года назад +915

    “In all serious, no fucking way” this is why I love kurtis he jokes and keeps things light hearted but at the end of the day he’s got good morales and doesn’t allow for stuff like that, while most creators would have him on the podcast just because they know it’s drama and views. But kurtis knows he’s not gonna associate w or give a platform to people that go out of their way to attack and belittle others for not sharing the same opinions. And he’s gonna be assertive and funny while doing it 🥰

  • @user-ls2bu3vn2z
    @user-ls2bu3vn2z 3 года назад +301

    LMFAO THE DOCTOR'S CHAT ABSOLUTELY ROASTING HIM DURING HIS RESPONSE

  • @zebeylin1707
    @zebeylin1707 3 года назад +595

    Dr Witnesser : uwu, I didn’t say he was going to hell. owo, all I said was he’ll be sentenced to hell. Completely different qwq..

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 года назад +17

      (• w •)👌

    • @minale3604
      @minale3604 3 года назад +5

      (。・//ε//・。)

    • @djungelskog132
      @djungelskog132 3 года назад +3

      (*´ー`*)

    • @dungeaterfancam
      @dungeaterfancam 3 года назад +6

      =w= when people are killed in the name of god
      OwO when you see a muslim child

    • @ComfyCatNya
      @ComfyCatNya 3 года назад +1

      Dr. Witnesser: I dddinddntt ssaya thhatt he was ggoimgm to heel,,,,,,ll,,,

  • @DMO-DMO-DMO
    @DMO-DMO-DMO 2 года назад +55

    "I don't know how an atheist can talk about Christianity"
    Lol this guy's mind would be BLOWN if he met a historian. "Wow, you must have been alive in 1812! That's crazy!"

  • @annabeano8678
    @annabeano8678 3 года назад +795

    There is one dislike.... I think the “doctor” saw this video, guys.

    • @she_ate
      @she_ate 3 года назад +42

      he got all of his 10 followers to dislike this video 😭😭

    • @hmmm_welll889
      @hmmm_welll889 3 года назад +4

      He actually watched all of Kurtis' videos 😳✋

  • @cloudofcontempt
    @cloudofcontempt 3 года назад +650

    Hereby referring to Christianity as “God’s simpage” from here on out.

    • @pluto6224
      @pluto6224 3 года назад +3

      Gfghfhhj

    • @laurenberck55
      @laurenberck55 3 года назад +40

      I’m a simp for sky daddy

    • @uselessbroadwayhuman6970
      @uselessbroadwayhuman6970 3 года назад +9

      As funny as that is, it’s kinda disrespectful to 3 religions at once. Christians, Muslims, and Jewish people all believe in the same god. And I hate to be a snowflake and be associated with that dude it is kinda disrespectful...

    • @Human-ui4uo
      @Human-ui4uo 3 года назад +23

      @@uselessbroadwayhuman6970 you mean the religions that disrespect all other people by deeming them worthy of hell?

    • @Kylie-tj3wn
      @Kylie-tj3wn 3 года назад +40

      Lol reminds of this one tiktok that's like "Why is the God fandom so toxic? Did the main character die or something?" lmfaooo

  • @acomet2509
    @acomet2509 3 года назад +373

    It’s not like Kurtis is taking it out of context he’s literally adding more context 😭

  • @-pixiewillow-
    @-pixiewillow- 3 года назад +67

    "then I realised I was paralysed by my back being blown out" I'm screaming

  • @didik3327
    @didik3327 3 года назад +713

    this isn't going to be seen, but i just want to thank you for making these. i am in recovery for anorexia which is exausting, but pretty much every wednesday after therapy i get to listen to this and play animal crossing which helps me feel better and forget how shitty i feel. thank you so much!

    • @2doohhead
      @2doohhead 3 года назад +30

      💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

    • @anastasiasutterfield4170
      @anastasiasutterfield4170 3 года назад +44

      i hope you have an amazing recovery. it can be hard sometimes but trust the process and you will get better ❤️❤️❤️

    • @completlynormalhypernova666
      @completlynormalhypernova666 3 года назад +26

      Recovery can be hard at times but its 100% worth it. You got this

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 года назад +11

      I hope you feel better soon ❤️❤️❤️

    • @chomp4577
      @chomp4577 3 года назад +8

      You're doing great!! Don't lose hope!! You're just a step away from where you want to be!!❤❤❤❤❤

  • @juleslee1436
    @juleslee1436 3 года назад +692

    Interesting how someone says "homophobia is bad" and some people hear "christianity is bad" 👀

    • @akiraeatsguitarpicks491
      @akiraeatsguitarpicks491 3 года назад +25

      I MEANNNN

    • @corixasksoki2675
      @corixasksoki2675 3 года назад

      I feel call out

    • @KiltedSatyr
      @KiltedSatyr 3 года назад +16

      Homophobia is pretty deeply engrained in organized Christian doctrine.

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 3 года назад +1

      Oooo 👀👀

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 3 года назад +14

      @@corixasksoki2675 why? The comment is basically saying that some christian people think people attacking homophobia are attacking Christianity (so they this Christianity=homophobia) So why do you feel called out? Are you a christian homophobe?

  • @jbear5019
    @jbear5019 3 года назад +629

    Christians: Our religion is all about loving and forgiving people! 🥰💖
    Also Christians: 🔥YOU SHALL BURN FOR ETERNITY IF YOU DO NOT DO EXACTLY WHAT WE TELL YOU TO DO🔥

    • @brynned126
      @brynned126 3 года назад +47

      honestly- like coming from a christian all the bad, usually conservative (although not all conservative christians, i don’t wanna generalize) christians talk about how great their religion is and they say how loving and kind God is, and then they go and do a bunch of shit that contradicts that- like even saying that their religion is superior or better than others is a sin, christians aren’t supposed to act superior to others because it can be considered thinking yourself equal to god 😃👍 they give us such a bad rep-

    • @CM9_Exorcist
      @CM9_Exorcist 3 года назад +21

      We don't claim him
      That witnesser dude if fake

    • @oight
      @oight 3 года назад +10

      @@CM9_Exorcist you might be a nice person but christianity as a whole is oppressive 🤷‍♀️ organised christianity has caused so much suffering in the world, and the violent, misogynistic, homophobic and contradictory nature of the texts are the core of it. now pls no not all men- or Christians in replies thinking they can change that history.

    • @CM9_Exorcist
      @CM9_Exorcist 3 года назад +2

      @@oight I have to agree there, but I can say that a small minority in almost all countries will be nice tbh.. But you have a great point

  • @kennycook8212
    @kennycook8212 3 года назад +99

    As a bisexual Christian, (also about to go to school for preaching), I think Dr. Witnesser does something that turns a lot of people away from God. He takes his belief and turns it into a crusade, but he does nothing to work on himself. This is a problem a lot of people have when it comes to Evangelical Christianity, a Christian will talk all day about the sins of the world, but never say a word about their own sins. But, that's the thing, we as Christians shouldn't be holding people to a standard they don't believe in. That isn't fair. That isn't right. We as Christians should hold ourselves accountable for our sins, not for the sins of others.

  • @torielizabeth6217
    @torielizabeth6217 3 года назад +1512

    Kurtis my grandma is a lot like that guy. When she found out I liked girls she told my mother she wishes I had died as a baby (I did for a few minutes) because now I'm going to root in hell.
    I haven't spoken to her in 2 years

    • @masonthejar8890
      @masonthejar8890 3 года назад +355

      you don’t owe her absolutely anything and if she dies alone that’s her fault. that’s not family. family doesn’t do that, you’ll find better 🤠

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 3 года назад +295

      Truly amazing how people who claim to follow Jesus, canonically the most accepting and loving person in human history, can be so hateful and abhorrent. I hope your mom and your other family members are not like her.

    • @valko6615
      @valko6615 3 года назад +139

      I’m sorry that you had to go through that. I wish more Christians understood their religion is about love and not shaming/fear-mongering people into believing what they believe

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 3 года назад +106

      Keep not speaking to her holy shit

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 года назад +103

      Wow that gross. Anyways happy gay 🏳️‍🌈

  • @obsidian1407
    @obsidian1407 3 года назад +450

    did anyone else notice how everyone watching his stream was defending kurtis hahah

  • @mayuzumiis
    @mayuzumiis 3 года назад +835

    The way he talks during his streams is like listening to a Christian JayStation... What the fuck.

    • @ziqqyziqqy
      @ziqqyziqqy 3 года назад +11

      omg,,,,,yes.

    • @feap0d
      @feap0d 3 года назад +19

      IM LITTERALLY CACKLING OMFHGG

    • @floxiesaysreadmybio4988
      @floxiesaysreadmybio4988 3 года назад +2

      Rebecca Mason LMAO PUFJFRJNRNFNF

    • @T3runii
      @T3runii 3 года назад +3

      Nah like Christian elosocray

    • @thatguy3903
      @thatguy3903 3 года назад +1

      Omfg you're righy

  • @whawhawhawhaaaa
    @whawhawhawhaaaa 3 года назад +79

    Imagine if Dr. Witnesser actually just fucking proved the existence of God in a Kurtis Conner takedown video.

  • @whatever12638
    @whatever12638 3 года назад +719

    Kurtis is literally a very unique and special person, his personality is gold and his humor is even batter. Thank you mayor for existing!

    • @reidbead7196
      @reidbead7196 3 года назад +51

      yea he's like a cookie :]

    • @nothingbutfleurs
      @nothingbutfleurs 3 года назад +5

      @@reidbead7196 😋

    • @thatowenperson7745
      @thatowenperson7745 3 года назад +11

      like literally he literally is
      like literally

    • @rein7015
      @rein7015 3 года назад +3

      Thank you for existing??? He’s just a kinda funny white boy.

    • @waadwaleed5647
      @waadwaleed5647 3 года назад +9

      @@rein7015 lol yeah i love my boy but don’t praise him for the bare minimum 😭😭🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼

  • @abigailpaige8176
    @abigailpaige8176 3 года назад +464

    I love how Christians can go around telling people they’re gonna burn in hell for loving someone, but as soon as someone criticizes them and brings logic into the situation they get all defensive

    • @commscan314
      @commscan314 Год назад +4

      If you apply logic and the assumption that there is a genetic component to sexual orientation, you end up with "Homosexuality is not immoral, those laws were simply uncleanness laws." The argument goes:
      "There is a genetic component to sexual orientation, therefore sexual orientation is selected by God at conception through mutation and selection of gametes, and thus all sexual orientations are inherently part of mankind by God's will.
      An uncleanness law concerns non-sinful action associated with inherent parts of mankind, and all sexual orientations are an inherent part of mankind by the will of God, therefore laws prohibiting homosexuality are uncleanness laws, not moral laws, and homosexuality is not sinful in God's eyes."

    • @-chirpchirp-
      @-chirpchirp- Год назад +1

      @@commscan314 DID BRO PROVE GAY ISN’T BAD 🤯🤯🤯🤯😊

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 11 месяцев назад

      @@commscan314I…….. what?

  • @EcchiHeroOda
    @EcchiHeroOda 3 года назад +491

    So brave of Kurtis to admit to liking ducks. Gotta say, this Doctor is a real quack

    • @elizamac962
      @elizamac962 3 года назад +27

      The official bird of kurtis town

  • @firdosinizam3443
    @firdosinizam3443 3 года назад +37

    The fact that Kurtis thinks an app in which we could upload our consciousness will be called fucking “Bingo” is so fuckinh funny, I’m literally in tears

  • @KikaHoogteijling
    @KikaHoogteijling 3 года назад +479

    no one:
    the doctor: 👏🏻 🔙

    • @willmax95
      @willmax95 3 года назад +4

      Lol!

    • @willologist
      @willologist 3 года назад +8

      PLEASE WHY IS THUS SO DUNGtwfs gdiehsgusjsb 😭😭😭😭

    • @aishafaiha2836
      @aishafaiha2836 3 года назад +15

      Why is my humour so fragile

    • @samthegarbageman2876
      @samthegarbageman2876 3 года назад +1

      PLEASE- 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @higreg5720
    @higreg5720 3 года назад +165

    Imagine if the doctor clapped back at Kurtis clapping back at him clapping back to Kurtis, so Kurtis had to clap back to the doctor clapping back at Kurtis clapping back at the doctor clapping back at Kurtis.

    • @Just-in-Space
      @Just-in-Space 3 года назад +27

      Most anticipated game of patty cake ever.

    • @elsie9386
      @elsie9386 3 года назад +1

      So true tbh 😩🙏🏻

    • @thisusermustdie
      @thisusermustdie 3 года назад +2

      I don’t think Kurtis would respond and give him more attention

  • @Maria-fb1sz
    @Maria-fb1sz 3 года назад +224

    yea, I doubt god is occupying himself by naming a kid on fortnite “connor is trash”

  • @nacholover24
    @nacholover24 3 года назад +20

    not even joking i was in tears watching the cat filter clip, the fact he had to clarify he wasn’t a cat is so funny to me

  • @melissapisarski9799
    @melissapisarski9799 3 года назад +300

    The official mascot of Kurtistown is a duck eating a bowl of mac n cheese.
    (put me down to pre-order ALL of this merch)

    • @chomp4577
      @chomp4577 3 года назад +1

      Dude I wanna doodle this now

    • @melissapisarski9799
      @melissapisarski9799 3 года назад +2

      @@chomp4577 please do

    • @chomp4577
      @chomp4577 3 года назад +1

      @@melissapisarski9799 do you have a tik tok, I can @ you when I make it

    • @melissapisarski9799
      @melissapisarski9799 3 года назад +1

      @@chomp4577 just made one yesterday actually. @mel_marple

    • @chomp4577
      @chomp4577 3 года назад +2

      @@melissapisarski9799 okay once when I finish it I'll @ you

  • @person954
    @person954 3 года назад +909

    As a duck, I’m legitimately offended that Kurtis had the nerve to voice his opinion on us!!! Positive or not, he has no right 😤😤😤

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 3 года назад +253

    Religious people who claim to have "proof" of God can automatically be discounted. I've met plenty of reasonable religious people who fully acknowledge that you can't prove God and are okay with that.

    • @pyroryx
      @pyroryx 3 года назад +31

      yeah exactly! like, isn't the whole powerful thing about faith the fact that you can't prove that he exists, but still believe in him? like im just confused

    • @maddiegrayce288
      @maddiegrayce288 3 года назад +9

      Exactly! I believe in God because of things that have happened to ME, but there is no proof he exists scientifically.

  • @Sarahkara1313
    @Sarahkara1313 2 года назад +71

    As someone recovering from evangelical trauma, thank you for this ❤

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Год назад +10

      This comment is old, but I’m just reminding you that your trauma is valid and I hope you heal ❤

    • @vforvaleriie
      @vforvaleriie Год назад +2

      hoping the best for you ❤️❤️

  • @Wargatron
    @Wargatron 3 года назад +127

    Witnesser sounds like one of those youtubers that are like “There’s a monster in my pool?! NO CLICKBAIT!”

    • @Sofia-re3hj
      @Sofia-re3hj 3 года назад +7

      "PROOF OF GOD? In my Fortnite game?? More likely than you think"

  • @Otknoharuka
    @Otknoharuka 3 года назад +256

    Listening to Dr.Simping-for-sky-daddy reminds me a good quote,
    “Sometimes the real hell is here on earth”
    -Goat (Goat Story With Cheese)

    • @shiny_cheyenne
      @shiny_cheyenne 3 года назад +1

      Jimmy Snow?

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 года назад +3

      Ooh sky daddy do u watch Jimmy lol

    • @shaonnahrenee
      @shaonnahrenee 3 года назад +3

      Simping for sky daddy made me laugh ssssoooo hard omh

    • @ramonawonderland5281
      @ramonawonderland5281 3 года назад +1

      Ayii Jimmy fans!!

    • @meganmonkey1413
      @meganmonkey1413 3 года назад +1

      My freind exclusively refers to god as sky daddy and I didnt realize it was a thing

  • @aftoncase7029
    @aftoncase7029 3 года назад +109

    that awkward moment when kurtis wasn't bashing christianity he was bashing dr witnesser

  • @leftoverpineapple9288
    @leftoverpineapple9288 3 года назад +56

    My grandma is sometimes very similar to that guy
    TW: depression and suicide talk
    About 4 years ago I feel into a very deep depression and told no one for an entire year, but when I finally decided I didn’t want to keep living with that feeling I talked to my parents about what I had been feeling, and that I had thought of killing myself several times.
    My parents did get me immediately to talk to a psychiatrist and got on meds for severe depression, and also got me into therapy so I could talk my problems over with a professional. They were very loving and supportive.
    They told my Christian grandma about what had been happening with me and she sat me down and told me how I shouldn't kill myself because then I would go to and burn in hell for eternity.
    She also recently sat down to talk to me for 3 whole hours about how I should burn my Harry Potter books because it was a sin and that it would be better to go to heaven without books than carrying them to hell with me.

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +10

      I’m so sorry. I’m glad you’re doing better now.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 года назад +7

      Communication about your feelings is important, im sorry to hear that there was someone who said those things to you. Glad to hear that there were people who could help and supported you through it regardless!

    • @paulagribgulet
      @paulagribgulet 2 года назад +3

      So sorry for you, ive had people tell me that hp bookd are a sin as well lol

    • @nyasputin
      @nyasputin Год назад +2

      We stan the parents
      Hope you are better now

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune 3 года назад +56

    Fun fact: the judge in the Lawyer Cat video is the one that posted it.
    With the caption “If a child used your computer before you join a virtual hearing check the Zoom Video Options to be sure filters are off. This kitten just made a formal announcement on a case in the 394th.” Which is what happened, he was using his secretaries computer, whos kid had been playing around on it.
    And the guy, Rod Ponton, is actually _great_ hes done a bunch of interviews "The cat was empathetic with me," he said. "It was as upset about it as I was." and hes now selling merch, its ama--oh holy god theres Lawyer Cat masks theres Layer Cat masks i have to go i need to buy many

  • @bribrir
    @bribrir 3 года назад +146

    "in all seriousness, no fuckin way"
    -kurtis conner, 2021

  • @anaionescu8913
    @anaionescu8913 3 года назад +679

    It's always "god hates sin" and never "why tf did this omniscient, omnipotent god create sin if he knew he was gonna hate it? Just so he could get an inferior species to repent for his creation?"

    • @lusanelenhlangothi1660
      @lusanelenhlangothi1660 3 года назад +21

      God Himself didn't create sin. Sin appeared on earth through Adam's disobedience. That is all.

    • @Adamska156
      @Adamska156 3 года назад +216

      @@lusanelenhlangothi1660 You're missing the point. If God created the universe and everything in it including Adam, and if God is also omnipotent and omniscient then he is also the orchestrator of every event that has or will ever take place because he has created everything while knowing exactly how everything will play out based on the way he's created and set everything up. Therefore he did create sin.
      Let me explain it this way, if you create a duck and you create a pond and place them where the duck can get to that water, all while knowing that duck will in fact get in the water if you continue doing what you're doing then you've effectively made a pond with a duck in it. If you can know exactly what happens before you do it and you continue doing it you're making a conscious decision to make those events occur.
      If however, God knows everything except what humans do because of "free will" then he isn't omniscient and therefore couldn't have a grand plan for anything. So either free will doesn't exist or God isn't omniscient and has no plan. The entire concept of all of this is inherently contradictory as shown with some simple thought experiments.

    • @lusanelenhlangothi1660
      @lusanelenhlangothi1660 3 года назад +49

      @@Adamska156 Thanks for the valuable insight. Indeed your argument is by all accounts true and raises the point of what God, in His omniscience, is trying to achieve here. In all honestly I couldn't give any reason or motive behind God's actions, as that would require me being God Himself.( " For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways," declares the Lord. " As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts." ) Isaiah 55:8-9. So, by the logic given, God created the earth and humanity fully knowing that we shall fall into sin and will require a manner of salvation. Yet this is why the basis of Christianity is faith. Faith in God and whatever grand plan He has and had. ( Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. ) Proverbs 3:5.
      I am fully aware that this aspect of Christianity i.e. so-called blind faith, is one that not many are willing to accept. Indeed I myself still struggle with it and many of the points you've raised have come to mind many times. Yet it is in the acceptance of God's still yet unknown plan and purpose through faith that we are saved. Jesus said: " Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." Matthew 18:3.
      What Jesus says here is that if we accept the Gospel of Christ through faith and absolute trust in Him, we shall be saved. This isn't to say that critique and skepticism is evil and discouraged. Yet what must be understood is that faith is what governs Christianity, and it is one's trust in God that determines their walk with Him. For further referential matter on faith, I recommend Hebrews 11 and 12:1-3.
      Thanks for the response, it was very enlightening.

    • @shikadragon
      @shikadragon 3 года назад +47

      No stop you’re opening the multiverse

    • @OuaisAmelie
      @OuaisAmelie 3 года назад +91

      @@lusanelenhlangothi1660 I just wanted to let you know that I thought your second response was very kind and thoughtful. I’ve had conversations with Christians about this very same topic and they always responded dismissively or rudely, so it was just nice for me to read what you said and how you said it. Please continue being respectful and understanding in conversations about religion, you’re setting a good example for other Christians :)

  • @kylaprice5553
    @kylaprice5553 3 года назад +16

    I love how much description he went into about the old boot who hed have as his guest

  • @maddiiandblue9151
    @maddiiandblue9151 3 года назад +196

    As an artist whose art usually takes 3-4 hours these podcasts are fantastic background noise

    • @shelbyk7229
      @shelbyk7229 3 года назад +7

      Sames.

    • @beanstalko3o720
      @beanstalko3o720 3 года назад +10

      same!!! except mine usually take 8-12 hours so i just binge a bunch of diff podcasts in the bg lmao

    • @Blankult
      @Blankult 3 года назад +2

      I love playing these podcasts on my tv. I don't listen though, i only play the video on tv while i do my chores, but i don't listen

    • @maddiiandblue9151
      @maddiiandblue9151 3 года назад

      @@beanstalko3o720 yeah I draw a lot of cartoonish bird and they don't usually take to long to finish

  • @jennamarie1812
    @jennamarie1812 3 года назад +3578

    hiya, a lesbian christian here to remind you that god would wanna kick this doctor witnesser guy in the teeth 🥰💞

    • @HackSugar-oz7zl
      @HackSugar-oz7zl 3 года назад +391

      Hey, I’m a straight male Christian and I support you, love whoever you want to 😁

    • @minion_luvr_
      @minion_luvr_ 3 года назад +150

      I’ve been questioning my beliefs and religion, since realizing i was bisexual, it’s put a strain on my beliefs, any advice for someone who isn’t super religious but still believes in God sort of?

    • @yeayea8034
      @yeayea8034 3 года назад +227

      @@minion_luvr_ i’m also someone who’s not super religious but believes in God and has been pushed away from religion because of people like this doctor guy. i think what’s most important is your relationship with God and how you perceive him. you don’t have to go
      to church everyday or read your bible everyday. you just have to love God and that’s all

    • @minion_luvr_
      @minion_luvr_ 3 года назад +106

      @@yeayea8034 your comment literally just helped me out so much, thank you honestly

    • @kelliecanscan3364
      @kelliecanscan3364 3 года назад +107

      @@minion_luvr_ I grew up Christian. But after going through an inner crisis about what I truly want to believe in and feeling the fear that the church places on you to stay there I decided to not be apart of it, I am spiritual and believe in God, but not the same God that punishes you if you do one tiny thing wrong, I think there's a lot humans add to religion that just keeps you stuck there.
      Sorry im rambling but my main point is, I don't like how people who call themselves Christians say don't judge and don't be hypocritical and yet they do it more than anyone, believe me I use to be like that too bc its where I grew up but I don't wanna hate on those who don't fit the same mold, I don't want to be narrow minded, I want to accept gay people and other ppl from different walks of life.
      To me Jesus taught that simply love and accept ppl.
      And humans added the rest on.
      Jesus also told the most religious ppl at the time they were wrong.
      And who knows that could still be the same today.
      So just live your life with love and acceptance, how you feel resonates with you.
      Xoxo

  • @frostwolf2877
    @frostwolf2877 3 года назад +82

    Honestly if Kurtis made a channel strictly for bloopers and behind the scenes I’d subscribe with no second thought

  • @Alyrulz421
    @Alyrulz421 3 года назад +707

    "I'm a good Christian, I just wanted to let y'all know this struggling person who committed suicide is in hell because I'm so great 🤗"
    uh, a Christian here and, yea, he's not a Christian. Just a bigot. And he's the one who actually uses the lord's name in vain by applying his name to everything, saying oh my god isn't lol

    • @frank_ieros_hair_grease4918
      @frank_ieros_hair_grease4918 3 года назад +16

      Literally also I love your pfp and name

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +17

      Thank you you’re awesome

    • @splitsmcgee1936
      @splitsmcgee1936 2 года назад +4

      Okay but you’re name is definitely a reference to phil trash #1 right????

    • @user-vs5jg2bg3q
      @user-vs5jg2bg3q 2 года назад +59

      i know this isnt what you were wanting to say but as christians we do need to recognize at these people are christians, just not “good” christians. they dont use the word of god correctly for sure but they do still believe in the bare minimum that jesus says gets us to heaven. this is an issue with all groups that say “we dont claim them”, its like no we need to recognize that people within communities can be shitty but that doesnt invalidate the rest of the community. like someone can be trans and also racist, that doesnt mean they arent trans but in actuality just represent an issue within the community that should be addressed

    • @Goobby
      @Goobby 2 года назад +2

      @@user-vs5jg2bg3q ^

  • @wahoo4369
    @wahoo4369 3 года назад +125

    ben shapiro's really out here writing self insert fanfiction where he gets taller

    • @komaeda3655
      @komaeda3655 3 года назад +3

      I'm so glad I scrolled down enough to find this comment

    • @wahoo4369
      @wahoo4369 3 года назад +1

      @@komaeda3655 HAHAHA THANK YOU

    • @24601InspectorJavert
      @24601InspectorJavert 3 года назад +3

      I am 2 minutes in and I am SO curious now. 😂

  • @raymondfortunato2721
    @raymondfortunato2721 3 года назад +317

    Kurtis you’ve been putting out some great content recently, your latest video on your main channel is so good, keep up the good work man, thanks for making a difference in my day and many others.

    • @veryreallygood
      @veryreallygood  3 года назад +133

      thank you!!

    • @elwiwi43
      @elwiwi43 3 года назад +5

      @@veryreallygood I love how u would rather have a boot, honestly same. I would rather someone who doesn’t hate gays B)

  • @dimaayman496
    @dimaayman496 3 года назад +95

    The doctor:"and hes like ✨OOuUhh Auhh OOWWHH auuahhh OUUWHHH✨
    Kurt:👁️👄👁️

  • @arishna5540
    @arishna5540 Год назад +16

    the "yee yee" comment in dr witnesser's stream chat 💀

  • @mylenafolly4739
    @mylenafolly4739 3 года назад +396

    "I don't get how atheists can talk about Christianity" i don't get how he can talk about God if he himself is not a God.... kinda sus

    • @thatuzikinnie6077
      @thatuzikinnie6077 3 года назад +5

      How can old people talk about young people if they themselves are not young?

  • @ariannathompson5466
    @ariannathompson5466 3 года назад +256

    When he “proves he’s not a liar” after literally lying about what the rest of kurtis’ video is about

  • @chefleen1254
    @chefleen1254 3 года назад +157

    I’m so glad kurtis is talking about this.
    I remember me & other high schoolers being followed on the way home by Christians who were trying to indoctrinate us even after saying no and every other refusal we could think of. It was super scary at the time and just bad that the first time I was followed and met people who couldn’t take no ended up being Christian.

    • @Just-in-Space
      @Just-in-Space 3 года назад +5

      Ya I had a same smaller interactions with Mormon in my area.
      Oof I was at the park waiting for a pick up they “gave me the spiel” and then stood (thinking they where doing a good thing) at the end of the block until I got picked up. I was raised in a Christian home so. I am over that sort of stuff. 😂

  • @kimberleybirmingham1997
    @kimberleybirmingham1997 3 года назад +34

    Y'know I'm aware that I'm late to the chat but I'd like to point out that "saying the Lord's name in vain" is not about literally saying the word "God", but rather using religion to promote one's own vanity or image (literally what this guy is doing lol). Just thought it was so ironic seeing how often he uses this line