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- Опубликовано: 26 апр 2021
- ☼ Merch (pins and stickers): strange-aeons....
(T-shirts and Sweaters): represent.com/...
☼ Instagram: / strange_aeons_
☼ Patreon: / strangeaeons
☼ Tumblr: / strange-aeons
☼ Long Furby: / theboyporridge
☼ Business Email: strangeaeonsbusiness@gmail.com
Outro Song: "Driving in The Rain" by Timecrawler 82
timecrawler82....
/ @timecrawler82
(standing in the corner at a party) they don't know that his real name is strange aeons
I feel like this is gonna be the “bungee gum possess the properties of both rubber and gum” of this fandom
@@cor289 but did you know?...
Bungee gum has both the properties of rubber and gum
@@cor289 I was not expecting to be clotheslined by a hxh reference on a strange eaons video
he was not like other girls. her body measurements were... 42 inch.
Unlike most girls he read books
"Punk is dead!"
"Goth is undead!"
"According to our database, Strange is still alive."
I have no idea why this has me rolling
@@WishGender What a compliment xD
Backhanded, to be sure, but a welcome one, lol.
@heni tink Understandable, have a great day.
Is that verified or under review?
WHYS THE FUNNIEST PART THE IDEA OF HER HAVING A BOYFRIEND-
I LOOKED AT THE THUMBNAIL AND * *D I E D* *
I think "Strange is his real name " is my fave
reality: under review
Yea I saw that like a year ago when I looked her up and was so confused
boyfriend: girlfriend
We all know Strange is actually engaged to Abby Classic and lives a moderate life in America.
Omg i love opposite aesthetics 🥰🥰🥰
Enemies to lovers arc✨😍💖
Unlike Strange AEons, however, Abby Classical is not her real name, as it is actually Abby "Ben's Sister" Shapiro.
Slow burn enemies to lovers 100k words angst with a happy ending
You mean a *classic* life?
Seeing these websites gives me motivation because I feel so much more competent
Whatever helps, am I right?
+
no, this about matches my level of incompetence
datingcelebs: "According to our records, she has no children."
thursday: *unholy cryptid gay creaking of spine*
yes, a no children. she has another no children, too.
Don't forget Girl Gruel.
Thursday has every right to be upset, and so am I for them forgetting Thursday.
I was gonna say how can your spine creak gayly then I thought *nvm I know how*
Imagining that sound scares me
Every website listing “n/a”
Strange aeons: I’m beyond human comprehension
"Hi, I'm Spiderman" "I'm Strange Aeons" "oh we're using our real names? I'm Peter Parker"
THIS IS SO GOOD IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY
@@j_fenrir haha, thanks!
@@j_fenrir It's a year later and I too am nearly crying.
I love how you being a lesbian is such a major factor for this channel and they still had the audacity to go "strange æons's boyfriend"
If we're going with the lore, they use he/him pronouns so having "boyfriend" maintains the gay
@@camb9784 suprise twist be like
They can't tell if she has a boyfriend, or if she *is* the boyfriend.
@@CubicApocalypse128 today on who is the boyfriend
And they were roommates
"Strange Aeons's boyfriend"
I cannot even. It is just so odd.
Its funny in a strange way
happy lesbian day of visibility
@@k80_ Thank you! You too :)
I am a guy and I think girls are pretty
@@IBauer-fm4bw uhhh okay
datingcelebs paints you like an indescribable Lovecraftian horror I think that's an accomplished
At least that fits the 'strange aeons' name
as a proud citizen of canaiada, United States I am so glad that he is here to protect us with his undetermined biceps.
same. he is a national treasure. canaiada would never be safe without him.
after all, he is a renowned RUclipsr not only in United States, but also in Neighboring country
Cah-naya-da!!!
But what you don’t know is that his real name is Strange Aeons
the embodiment of "i do not wish to be perceived"
I’m sorry but ur pfp is just too amazing to ignore.
is that hachishakusama-
i wanna be *just* well known enough to have a wildly inaccurate famousbirthdays page
That's the dream
Under Review.
We all do... someday... someday, my friend...
SAME UGHHH
Same and love the max pfp
Dear Strange Aeons; at 3:33 it doesn't say 'marital status'. It's 'Martial Status', meaning that your battle status is singular
his name is Strange and she is the fight god of Canada, United States, at 42inches and some lbs
He don’t have a arch nemesis. Oof
@@PRGME7 gotta get working on it
Only accepts challenges in the format of SINGULAR COMBAT
@@screaminggecko7660 42 inches of body, but immeasurable in height.
This has so much "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" energy and I'm here for it
I'm struggling to breathe. I was drinking hot chocolate and I saw this and I had to put my mug down because I was shaking with laughter.
“According to our database, Strange is still alive.”
Was not expecting to get hit with Marvel villain dialogue, but alright.
“According to our records, she has no children”
*spine creek*
Spine Creek is her Onision collab novel.
I have been summoned
Okay someone write fanfiction of genderbent Teya except he is a eldritch RUclips STAR from some deep unknowable realm named Strage Aeons. The reasons height and weight and hair color are non applicable is because you cannot describe the alien geometry of Strange Aeons with our mortal tongue. And here's the important part keep everything else the same. Especially when Strange Aeons posts a picture of themself on Onisions forum to be rated.
But what you don’t know is that his real name is Strange Aeons
If someone actually wrote this it' be so cursed.
“Strange Aeons is a non-Newtonian fluid that constantly changes mass, height, sex, sexuality, physical location, etc. based on the best of our knowledge”
If these websites were book reports, they would get an incomplete and a note from the teacher saying, “See me after class”
What you don’t know, is that his real name is STRANGE ÆONS
he is a very efficient Canadaian RUclipsr
He enjoys his job as a RUclips STAR and continues to try his best to be a RUclips STAR
for a intelligent and talented actor Strange Aeons it's very significant to constantly look excellent as curious paparazzi follow him everywhere
Strange Aeon's full body measurements are 42 inch.
Merchandise with this on it when?
When you censored your ex girlfriend's name using Garfield I really thought for some weird reason the website was implying you had an affair with the orange cat himself.
IMAGINE
What if we kissed in Garfield Eats? And we were both girls? 😳
SAME
SAME. i was laughing so hard until i realized it was censored by her. lmao.
@@mati9341 not anymore
that place closed :(
We love our 22-23 year old he/her lesbian mom, whose real name is Strange Aeons, and does not have many of the more common physical features, such as height and eye color
don't forget that she is a Canadaian and he was born in her mother's home town of Canada, United States.
@@tortis6342 yes, yes
but she DOES weigh pounds.
...or maybe kilograms
Also his martial status is single
Honestly sounds like a bit of an eldritch horror. This dimensionless point in space that is both male and female, named Strange, that lives somewhere in North America.
Tia is a cryptid confirmed.
“I cannot be measured, I cannot be contained, I cannot be perceived, just try it” Strange Aeons identifies as Keter class confirmed.
If she ever decides to turn on us, that's going to be an XK-Class, End Of The World Scenario.
okay now i'm wondering how she'd manage to end the world. My best guess is "army of long furbys" (what's the plural of furby)
@@xenon8927 furbies, i believe.
"he was born in her mother's home city in Canada, United States" is absolutely MURDERING ME AJHSGFDJHGSDJFG
things that killed me in this:
1) "canada, united states"
2) the *pronouns*
Or paraphrased: "I thought that was kinda funny"
LMAO AHSISMAEIEISISEJAISAOAL
PLS MY DAD CAME IN MY ROOM ASKING IF I WAS OK BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARDBAJSJDJDJ
my georgraphically-challenged self attempting to explain where my gender fluid friend was born:
This "Strange Æons" fella sounds like a real mysterious guy.
A real strange guy if you will
At least he's still alive. And his real name is Strange Aeons.
But what you don't know is that his real name is Strange Æons
I heard he’s over 42 inches (full body measurement)
He has dark black eyes
“He enjoys his job and continues to try the best he can”
Why is this website damning you with the faintest praise
His real name is Strange Aeons and she is an unheighted Instagram star from Canada, United States with no eyes, hair or children. We are currently reviewing Strange's boyfriend.
Weight, eye colour, and hair colour: *N/A*
You are just an entity, normal human traits don't apply to you.
Eldritch Queen
She IS long furby
@@mourning-after :0
my eyes are the same colour so guess I also am eyeless
I mean, it's obvious that the website thinks N/A means something like data Not Available. But since they're demonstrably wrong about that easily verifiable fact (as well as her pronoun), it's fun to satirize them as being technically right in a way that makes our beloved Strange Aeons into a supernatural entity that is beyond corporeal physical measurement.
I need “according to our database, strange is still alive” on a t-shirt.
That and "What you don't know is his real name is strange aeons."
Yesterday was my birthday and my mom got me a Furby. His name is Dave, but soon he will be longifed and become Daaaaaaaaave.
Thank you for introducing me into the wonderful world of Long Furbies.
Have Dave become Daaaaaaaaave yet?
Fun fact: Wolverine's origin was shrouded in mystery for decades, so he was also born in unknown, unknown, but turned out to be Canadian. Strange Aeons has adamantium claws confirmed!
Here's what we know about Strange
He has no height
and is at least pounds
I read this in the tune of the Donkey Kong rap
@@JrTheDragon01 I need a full version of this.
What you _don't_ know is that his real name is Strange Aeons.
But did you know he was born in her mother’s home town in Canada, United States
His body measurements are *42 inch*
Height: unknown
Weight: unknown
Power levels: unknown 😳
UNDER REVIEW
final form: update soon
What you don’t know is that his power level is over 9000
Which is more dangerous, trying to measure Strange Aeons' height, or trying to out pizza the Hut?
i choked on ice cream laughing so hard at “but what you don’t know, is his real name is strange aeons”
The “He was born in her mother’s home” and “He is a renowned RUclips in United States and another neighboring country” are word for word off of Drew Gooden’s page. Not only are they ripping off famous birthdays, they’re ripping off themselves.
Edit: So is the “Her body measurement are 42 inch”
I was about to say that, too! I wonder whose actual measurements are those "42 inches"
My theory is that all these sites are just computer generated and few of the pages are ever even seen by a human editor
I had a feeling of deja vu throughout this video thank you for reminding me
Canada, United States
@@stoatkat3660 Yeah, I assume they have some kind of data mining software that just scours the internet for data and no one proofreads any of it because it doesn't matter
“Dark shading hair and dark black eyes” sounds like bad fanfic
Sounds like my prose in general :(
"My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, I have long black ebony hair (thats how I got my name) that reaches my midback with purple streaks and red tips-"
the universal lesbian experience of using a garfield to cover up an ex's name
To be fair, one could assume that perhaps meant her unfulfilling relationship with Garfield Eats.
I love that Teya didn't take any offence/make fun of that site using "he/him" pronouns for her. Like it was only even acknowledged to clarify that they weren't correct, and then she just moved on. We love the energy ❤💕
I was just thinking that !! its so refreshing to see tbh
I choked on my water with the "biceps size: under review" 😂😂😂😂
“What you dont know is his real name is strange aeons”
"he was born in her mother's home city in Canada, United States" is my new favorite sentence
We need fanart of Strange as a cryptid, using characteristics from this website.
The worm in the background seems sad, have you remembered feeding him his weekly soulsoup?
Mine prefers brain soufflés. Soul soup works occasionally but it’s not the only food they eat.
oh god we're reinventing clown husbandry
@@simsamsammie as we should
@@justacreecher428I think the worm is more equivalent to that of a family dog; since the furbies are her actual children it comes second, or well...third.
Someone had to sit down and physically type out "What you don't know if his real name is Strange Aeons" and then hit post
Idk for sure but I think all these type of sites are computer generated and that's what they sound so wacky. Probably only the most viewed pages get edited by a human
*_"He_* was born in *_her_* mother's home..."
How did Strange Aeons manage to be *gender-fluid* in a single sentence? That's amazing! 😮
I never imagined that he was 42 inch (convert in miter)
Please make a shirt that says "What you don't know is that his real name is strange aeons" and underneath the text is just a picture of Thursday in his most fluffy, existential looking self.
I was JUST on your tumblr. I truly do fear you. You have invaded my psyche with your spider weed.
i laughed embarrassingly hard at that post lmao
spider weed
spider weed
@@sleepyfutchtgirl470 spider w e e d
@@sleepyfutchtgirl470 - Does whatever, a spider deed.
I love the concept of Strange ÆONS being an Eldredge being who's appearance cannot be comprehended or explained with human words
the reason height is NA is that her legs actually go on forever. That why weve never seen past her knees
THEORY: They have quick input boxes so when they have to write in that Teya has a girlfriend the system, it gives her male pronouns? But hey, that's just a theory P:
The computers are homophobic
a GAYME THEORY
@@lucrawr69 GAYME THEORY i’m SCREECHING
Yeah, possible. Remember when they wrote same thing for girl in red?
My uncle is a RUclips STAR, and he has some Celebrity Birthdays, is gay, has a boyfriend and they still have he/him pronouns for him. Could be just one mistake copied and pasted over several sites because they're all lazy :p
i think i finally lost in when it was revealed her bicep measurements were "under review"
Lesbian Biceps are always trying to Escape, so the Maths checks out
i just found out she's younger than me.. jeez..
YOU WATCH STRANGE AEONS TOO?
NO FUCKING WAY.... HELLO???????
Oh my god I didn't know you watch Strange AEons too! I've watched your channel for the past like 5 or 6 years :^D
I just found this channel through a Jarvis Johnson twitter post (first vid), as I've been trying to find new creators since I only get recommendations for new straight male creators... So I googled them and a fandom com page came up and had this trivia:
"She dislikes Tim Hortons but doesn't mind their hot chocolate."
What you don't know is that his real name is Strange Aeons
thank you mister eaons, your powerful lesbian energy guides me down the dark path of 'Height: N/A'
I like MÆSTER ÆONS now that I think of it
@@redsands1001 MÆSTER ÆONS!!!
in the Celebrity Facts cinematic universe, Canada has been annexed by the United States and the only survivor was the undefinable cryptid known only by the codename 'Strange Æons'.
don't let this distract you from the fact that his real name is strange aeons
I was using this video as background noise while working on a project in class and not really paying attention to it but the phrase "Canada, United States" at 7:31 absolutely shattered me
That one dislike is from Aeons boyfriend crying in his room.
You know, since our Lady of the Perpetual Crying Iggy, Jenna Marbles, stepped down from RUclips there's been a void, like when a cousin moves away. I think you've started filling the 'comfort watch' void that jenna left in my soul. Thank you
I love how she put garfield in front of her ex’s name but took him away too early so you can still read it without pausing
What we didn't know, was that his real name was Strange Aeons.
But now we do there’s no hiding
@@dumpsterfire4094 Once our review of his bicep size is completed, there will be no escape.
"According to our database, Strange is still alive" would be a rad t shirt.
I haven't laughed so much in a long time, thank you. Especially the 'convert with miter' part got me good 🤣
This is a masterclass in titling. I did not come to RUclips this fine day to watch something like this, but with a title like that how could I resist!
Watching her in class instead of learning quadratic expressions is the highlight of my day
*cries in math tutor* but respect also
Hahaha my french teacher is quaking
why review for AP calculus when I can be doing this
Lmao same my mom just texted me asking if I was in class
every time you upload a video i start chanting 'gays! gays! gays!' in my head, it triples the serotonin these vids give me & i highly recommend
You just started a new habit ty
I have set up the likes to 68. someone please, do god's work
“What do you weigh?”
“Pounds... perhaps kilograms...”
“What you don’t know is that his real name is strange aeons” gives me “I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again” energy
oh my god i was thinking the exact same thing, holy shit fjshddhddjj
im honestly not sure where you find these ideas but at this point ive seen everything. you could tell me strange aeons and onision were scheduled to fight in a walmarts parking lot and i'd buy tickets immediately, no questions asked
this had me in stitches.
"he was born in her mother's home in Canada, United States" these websites are meant to be answering basic profile questions not creating more confusion-
Wow its funny how none of the websites mention her husband Jeremiah. Smh 😞
something about
"how tall is she?"
"her height is Not available.."
really gets me
like its so much more suspicious than N/A
When your teacher warns you something is going on your permanent record... this bot is surely the black hole those things are fed into.
there so many quotes in this vid that I want on a shirt like "I cannot be measured, I cannot be contained, I cannot be perceived" and "what you don't know is that his real name is strange aeons"
This made me cry laughing, thanks Strange
to be fair, these websites and their wildly conflicting information do add to the goth cryptid aesthetic you've been cultivating, just listening to you read through them made me think you were some sort of SCP
WAIT, it said "martial status" not "marital status"!!!! Your current status as a warrior is single
The website literally called Dating Celebs: We don't know who celebs are dating
It doesn't even say marital status, it says "martial status." "Are you in the army?" "Single."
the mystery/vagueness of these websites make them so funny holy shit
Feed me your dark cursed content Möthêr
Very glad I watched this RUclips VIDEO from Strange Æons (real name), RUclips STAR.
Strange Aeons is also an independant record label from Denmark, focusing on Black Metal. Apparently. Weight and height unknown.
“His real name is strange aeons”
“Oh, so we’re using our made up names”
I just know that I will absolutely feel compelled to say "what you don't know is that his real name is Strange Aeons" randomly throughout my existence now.
"What you don't know is that his real name is Strange Aeons" reminds me of the fanfic with Strange Aeons and Abbey Classic
As a 39-year old dude, I enjoy "Strange's" videos waaaay too much lmao
Idk if it matters queen but on the first censorship Garfield disappears slightly too soon and u can make out the ex's name
@@cool_bug_facts izzzyzzz is attacking tia
@@cool_bug_facts top ten anime betrayals
@@kity1081 GHFGHDKGHDFG
strange aeons: makes gay content
that site for some reason: "HeR BoYfRiEnD"
Just an FYI, the Garfield disappears early enough that the ex's name is visible for long enough to read it pretty easily.
She has videos with her ex Cherie still up on her channel. I thought they parted ways in good terms but I guess the censoring means that it didn't stick
@@anthonybhiurd4193 I looked her up, she's a streamer and uploaded recently to her youtube channel. I'm thinking it's more likely that Strange Aeons doesn't want to be associated with her ex anymore.
“what you don’t know is that his real name is strange aeons” has permanently taken up some of my mental real estate. This is my goto strange aeons comfort video and i always just voice to text say that entire line into youtube whenever i want to pull it up. Probably giggling every time. Delightful!
This Strange Aeons fellow seems like a good lad, I would definitely follow him🧍🏾♀️
What you don't know...
Is that his real name...
Is ✨Strange Aeons✨
The crack when you held Thursday was just golden timing
FINALLY SOMEONE HAS COVERED THIS THANK THE RUclips LORDS
really informative video! i had no idea that his real name is strange aeons!