STRANGE ÆONS I drew a picture of you on my Instagram @probably._.possessed lol. I tagged you and your son but u didn’t see it so like hey check it out I guess:))
You have the aesthetic of a small-town coffeehouse lesbian barista with 14 cats but instead your a college student youtuber with a furby named Porridge and I'm confused yet pleased
Excuse me, his name is Thursday Plurbonym-Boyporridge. How darest thou? (You're entirely right about her aesthetic tho and now I'll never unsee it goddammit)
Personally, I believe she not only has 14 cats, but one dog who is likely a chihuahua named after a Greek god. She also makes the best latte’s you’ve ever tasted, but she is far to cool for you to talk to.
@@digilici951 1.ok 2.thats where you are wrong. The only way to keep a chicken is outside, and at that point it stops being a pet and more so is livestock. If you try to keep a chicken indoors, well I hope sleeping and not smelling like chicken shit were things you didnt like anyway.
Ugh I wish *_those_* Christians would stop doing that. I mean it should be fairly obvious that due to a lack of belief in a God, they are not affected by what the bible says. (And I also wish that you then don't have to explain in the same manner as you would to a toddler: "Yes, your god as well they don't hate him they just don't belieeeeeve, they aren't posessed or evil or whatever the fuck they just don't belieeeeeve, your bible is ineffective because they DON'T BELIEEEEEVE." All the while being talked over. I hate my grandparents for this reason alone and my dad annoys the shit out of me when he goes on one of his "tangents". So I do have a lot of experience with this) A lot of Christians I can respect and tolerate an even enjoy talking to and being around, but *_those_* kinds of people legitimately annoy the shit out of me. Edited for readability reasons.
"How do you think a demon-possesed longfurby would move?" - I never thought to ask but now I desperately need to know. (Personally i think he'd slither through the air like an eastern dragon of sorts, but with horrifying bone crunching with every movement)
i too, Love getting Chinese spam calls that constantly remind me that I don’t know how to speak Chinese well enough to understand them and I’m a constant disappointment to my Chinese family :)
>tfw ur Chinese mother tells u that any ethnic Chinese person that can't speak Chinese is a shame to their race and u end up not being able to speak Chinese very well
Today someone in my english class just radomly pulled out his agenda and showed me a sketch of your face and asked "do you know who this is?" And when i said i did and asked how he knew i watched your videos he just shrugged his shoulders and went "idk i just felt it" and it was the most ominous things this person has ever said to me. So Spencer if your reading this... hi
Olivia Vielbaum i'm not sure, the voice/tone of the call seems like an official person so it seems like the embassy is calling her (or whoever is pretending to be the embassy) instead of someone trying to contact the embassy
Alexandra Lu yeah when I first started getting those calls I was literally horrified but now it’s clear that they’re bullshit, most people I know that lives in the area has gotten these
serena maybe someone stole her identity or something and did something that made scammers think she's chinese??? cause the fact that these calls are in chinese makes it seem like they are trying to only scam chinese people
Okay. Compromise: levitate AND slither. So Thursday will levitate ominously vertically at first and then if he moves horizontally, he does so in a slithering motion on a surface like a wall, ceiling, or floor in a manner that is only baaaaarely levitation as a means to eliminate friction from swift movement and also be able to acquire the sly, defensive dexterity which belongs to the snake.
An elongated furby would walk on it's two legs, upright, like a strange giraffe... but instead the upper half of this giraffe ferret would flop to and fro like those wiggly inflatable fry (or cheesestick if you prefer) men you see at car dealerships. However similar the furby moves to these tube men, it's slow... unnaturally slow. Like somethings wrong - horribly wrong, like it's breaking the laws of physics merely by existing. It's lush synthetic fur moves in time to its slow rhythmic movements. And yet, it can still run. Tip tap... tip tap... it's little feet go, appearing seemingly useless at first glance. Tip tap tip tap... tip tap tip tap tip tap. It's moving simultaneously slow and fast, and as jerky and twitchy as a fresh insect corpse. And just like a freshly dead cockroach, small inanimate objects it walks by twitch in its unnatural but consistent rhythm. They seemingly go in and out of existence with every twitch, until the furby has passed by, sparing the objects. They return to normal... or at least, they look normal. But it feels like the objects that were touched... know. They hum an electric hum... a hum familiar but dissimilar to the furby's own rhythm. As if in an attempt to warn you of... something. They knows something they shouldn't. Something you need to know, but not something you will ever want to know. Like a possessed child who knows you're hiding behind that door, hoping, praying that it doesn't find you. And just like that possessed child always finds its next victim... so does the furby.
I feel like a much more terrifying thing that him levitating would be if a bunch of limbs just ripped out of him and he fell backwards, catching himself with the limbs and then bolting towards you at the speed of light. Basically a boy porridge spider.
I believe the long furby will move like a worm. It’s head flopping from side to side as it moves, silently. It makes it’s way down the hall and slips in through your bedroom door while you sleep. It slithers up to your pillow and slowly coils around your neck.
You awake, unable to breath. You pull at the furby with all your might, but it’s body tightens around your wind pipe. You wrestle it out of breath and and beginning to lose consciousness. You fall out of your bed and onto the floor but this god forbidden thing still holds on.
You grab a pen from under your bed and start stabbing at the creature. It lets out an unholy cry. You aim for it’s head but your actions are only making the beast more aggressive. You hear it growl and cough as you stab it in it’s throat desperately trying to free yourself. You slowly feel it slowly dying but your head feels light from the lack of oxygen and you pass out.
long furby in the back is great medication for my incurable chronic pain tbh i’ve been crying all day and i saw porridge and stopped crying like immediately so ,,, y’know,,,, science
When she started reading that email that said "Imagining our life together as friends" I paused the video and closed it. I'm sorry. I can't watch it. I can't go on. You'll have to do it without me, guys.
As a quick heads up, a lot of emails (and email viewing software) are able to track if you actually opened it or not. Then they’ll keep spamming people that actually opened the mail. I mean if you want more (in Teya’s case, I suppose it could be more content) then go off I guess but just something to be aware of. Some emails can get a bit more sinister and keep tracking after you close them, so unless you have a good reason to open it or trust your malware protection it’s safer to just avoid it and filter repeat offenders. Stay safe out there everyone.
i think that when thursday gets possessed, he'll slither on the ground MOST of the time, but when you piss him off he'll slowly rise up and levitate towards you while hissing or something
A English major also reviewed onion boys book, and it was truly a religious experience. For those asking for it, here’s the link; ruclips.net/video/Dc5l-jCfN6c/видео.html
I think Thursday would levitate, but not in the way you’d expect. He would spin in mid air as if he was the propellers of an electric fan from the 1970s. And when you’d least expect it, he’d launch his spinning body at his victims, demolishing their fragile bones structure and swiftly absorbing them into his long furry body.
Bruh McBro "I HAVE COME FOR YOU, BIPEDAL FLESHY CREATURE OF AN ORIGIN THAT I DO NOT KNOW. YOU HAVE MADE ME AND MUST SHARE YOUR SECRETS OF YOUR FLESH, FOR YOUR PLANET IS OLD AND MY VESSEL YOUNG."
Honestly, I think your glasses look fricking awesome, and your “grandma shirt” goes very nicely with them and your body type (I really don’t mean to sound creepy or pervy but it’s true) you look and remind me of my sister a lot so I like to think I have at least a tiny bit of insight about stuff like that Is this a weird comment? This is a weird comment isn’t it, nvm then sorry
Now, you give two options for how the long boi would move when possessed, however I think that the reality is it would be a combination of both. He would wiggle horizontally through the air, somewhere around eye level
Blaire, let me on discord pls. I am pleased to watch your very professional channel. I am love you and want you to see me gloves I sell. Let me on discord pls blaire.
Long furby doesn't slither or levitate, he uses mind control to convince those around him to carry him to his destinations like the king he is. He is reserving his energy for when its needed the most.
long furby's instagram: instagram.com/theboyporridge/
STRANGE ÆONS I drew a picture of you on my Instagram @probably._.possessed lol. I tagged you and your son but u didn’t see it so like hey check it out I guess:))
Where did you get the supplies to make the long furby. Asking for a friend 😎😎😎
Sarah Boyette 😂
i am borderline angry at how IMMEDIATE i was in pulling out my phone to open insta and follow him
Its growing on me
I love how Teya’s statement is “when” not “if” when talking about the long furby getting possessed
@Amirus What if she's into that?
@Amirus How do you know the Furby isn't an integral part of it?
@Amirus Ah, you avoided my question, *how do you know the Furby isn't an integral part of it?*
a mood
That’s just a testament to the number of demons in there
You have the aesthetic of a small-town coffeehouse lesbian barista with 14 cats but instead your a college student youtuber with a furby named Porridge and I'm confused yet pleased
Emily Callahan 2 types of people
Correction, his name is porridge. Sorry, I know you probably don't care 🤣
Porridge is actually three cats in a costume
Excuse me, his name is Thursday Plurbonym-Boyporridge. How darest thou?
(You're entirely right about her aesthetic tho and now I'll never unsee it goddammit)
Personally, I believe she not only has 14 cats, but one dog who is likely a chihuahua named after a Greek god. She also makes the best latte’s you’ve ever tasted, but she is far to cool for you to talk to.
"I'd like to start by thanking you all for making it to the meeting today, I trust traffic wasn't too bad. Now then, let us discuss...the business."
Just put "the" before anything and it makes it Evil as shit.
@@brooklynsingleton3676 the camping trip was going wonderfully, and then she pulled out...the marshmallows.
@@brooklynsingleton3676 Wow, you're right, that does make anything The Evil.
@@abigailknightley3014 *and then the she
it sounds especially creepy if you add it to a pronoun
@Abigail Knightley the ellipses, man... *the ellipses*
There is no ‘if’ Thursday is possessed.
*w h e n*
@Nicholas Aubé ob oder wann??? Ich bin verwirrt, an welches Wort denkst du?
They already is possessed
p l a n t i n t e n s i f y s it’s clearly only on Thursdays
lmao i was about to comment this
s o o n
Long Furby will slink along the ground like an inch worm. Slowly. While its head is turned looking at you directly and mouth slowly moving.
He only tells the truth. Can you handle his words?
it'll make accordion noises when it does
He speaks of your truths, he hears all lies
I love this
Thank you for the sleepless nights ✌️
THE KUDOS AND THE *f a m e*
Karuna Satori ASMR omg hey mom ❤️
Oh hey I love your asmr! Your pan drum vid never fails to put me to sleep lol
mOTHER
MUMM
GASP
*Emails raging lesbian:* HEY SIR
😂
I got a "Hey dude, are you interested in fitness" once on Instagram 😂 I'm not a lesbian but very clearly a girl nontheless haha
I mean... Farquaad.
"Should I call you mistah?"
@@evab.6240 I call girls 'dude' all the time so...
Long furby just staring me down in the background-
your icon goes perfectly with your comment omfg
Reese S i want to like your comment but it has 666 likes 😩
...666 likes
I kept looking at it all through the video and just thinking, "Me."
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I'm sorry for the person from Venezuela.
Sincerely, also a person from Venezuela.
Por un pequeño momento pensé que yo le había escrito eso y no lo recordaba.
@@elprofesor5584 😂
🙏
666th like hee hee
Fun fact: "Blaire Wilson" is American Girl's Girl of the Year. This person was trying to email A DOLL with a farm bed and breakfast and a pet chicken
Blaire was Girl of the Year last year. This year it's a deaf surfer cheerleader named Joss Kendrick.
1. we respect American Girl in this house
2. having a pet chicken sounds delightful
@@Angela.Perkins the other ones can hear :0
@@digilici951 1.ok
2.thats where you are wrong. The only way to keep a chicken is outside, and at that point it stops being a pet and more so is livestock. If you try to keep a chicken indoors, well I hope sleeping and not smelling like chicken shit were things you didnt like anyway.
@@leechyfruit4464 yeah. Chickens are basically demons that you wrangle into livestock status. Horrifying as pets.
If Thursday were possessed he would roll around the floor like a wheel
Laura Evans yes
thats fuckin terrifying
Or would he roll around on all surfaces like a bendy paint roller?
Even better...crawls around inch worm style
OF COURSE!!!
You know a fair discussion is about to happen when someone starts their sentence with "THE BIBLE says".
Cory Mck I'm a Christian and anything that starts with ThE BiBlE SaYs: scares me 🤣
Especially when directed towards a non Christian lesbian
Gosh I want to like that comment but it has 666 likes and it's perfect
could be
if it's like, a discussion about theology
but yeah probably not when you're sending unsolicited emails to a non-christian
Ugh I wish *_those_* Christians would stop doing that. I mean it should be fairly obvious that due to a lack of belief in a God, they are not affected by what the bible says.
(And I also wish that you then don't have to explain in the same manner as you would to a toddler: "Yes, your god as well they don't hate him they just don't belieeeeeve, they aren't posessed or evil or whatever the fuck they just don't belieeeeeve, your bible is ineffective because they DON'T BELIEEEEEVE."
All the while being talked over.
I hate my grandparents for this reason alone and my dad annoys the shit out of me when he goes on one of his "tangents". So I do have a lot of experience with this)
A lot of Christians I can respect and tolerate an even enjoy talking to and being around, but *_those_* kinds of people legitimately annoy the shit out of me.
Edited for readability reasons.
“here’s the breakdown:
THE BIBLE SAYS”
WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY. SPILL THE TEA SIS
@Sophia Collins It's pretty overrated.
It says "wa pa pa pow"
fluffoofs a lot of things.
Ooh eee ooh ah ah
Ting tang
Walla walla bing bang
It actually doesent say anything bad about homosexuality actuly
Why am I getting Girl Defined Flashbacks when I heard the phrase: "THE BIBLE says"...?
mr.atheist?
Girl Defined sent that email in response to getting bashed
Who wrote the Bible? Who wrote the Bible? And who wrote the Bible?
Well theres like 30+ authors, that all wrote parts of it
I would like this but it has 666 likes and I’m gonna leave it that way to ward off any homophobic Christians
I think if the long furby was possesed he would float, BuTt, not vertically, he would actually float in horizontal like a Chinese dragon
----//
Those float everywhere.
And I wanna cuddle one desperatly ;-;
**When*
I like this, thank you for existing
That's what I thought!
You’re getting closer and closer in style to Edna modes
I live for the day she says, "No capes!"
Oh wow she does...
Is that not the goal of everyone's life. To be Edna Mode
No. Please don’t do this. I don’t like it. No.
(@_@)
Obviously, Long Furby would fly around in the air like a Chinese dragon, undulating.
Always remeber to undulate out of bathrooms for everyone's safety
My thoughts exactly
we stan
"hi sir,"
- Biblical quote
Gosh your profile photo. ><
Junji Ito?
@@emmarisby looks like his art
@@emmarisby It is! It's from Tomie
the biBLE SAYS-
"How do you think a demon-possesed longfurby would move?" - I never thought to ask but now I desperately need to know.
(Personally i think he'd slither through the air like an eastern dragon of sorts, but with horrifying bone crunching with every movement)
Y e s
yEs
The exact same thing came to my mind
Also never when observed
i too, Love getting Chinese spam calls that constantly remind me that I don’t know how to speak Chinese well enough to understand them and I’m a constant disappointment to my Chinese family :)
You poor child
@I spit on Ceiling gang Hello, fellow father
@dont let the edgy in me exist Yes indeed, good sir
ayyyy me too
>tfw ur Chinese mother tells u that any ethnic Chinese person that can't speak Chinese is a shame to their race and u end up not being able to speak Chinese very well
boyporridge staring at me is oddly comforting
Is that the name of the furby? Directly translated to norwegian that would be guttegrøt.
@@fromeveryting29 lmao that's awesome
@@fromeveryting29 Thursday plurbonym boyporridge
ya yeet what about ninja?
It's the demons staring into your soul
Today someone in my english class just radomly pulled out his agenda and showed me a sketch of your face and asked "do you know who this is?" And when i said i did and asked how he knew i watched your videos he just shrugged his shoulders and went "idk i just felt it" and it was the most ominous things this person has ever said to me.
So Spencer if your reading this... hi
Spencer is husband material.
He big gay
Just casually waiting for someone to comment "r/thathappened".
I'm not one of those people. XD
marry. him.
Thats fucking scary
Porridge is just sitting there like; who the hell are you talking to teya
Such a silly boi and/or porridge.
You look like a really chill librarian. Mad props.
Moonbombs Yooo love your 2D profile pic!
@@thadboy3267 thanks man ^_^
@Moonbombs
Your pfp is weirdly unsettling....
_I honestly can’t tell if I like it or if I want to bleach my eyes out_
@@NoName-ld7gg thank you
@Moonbombs
Your welcome?
0:19 “China to Canada Embassy “ for those of y’all curious for a translation. Also thank you for correctly identifying that it is Chinese thank you.
Olivia Vielbaum i'm not sure, the voice/tone of the call seems like an official person so it seems like the embassy is calling her (or whoever is pretending to be the embassy) instead of someone trying to contact the embassy
Alexandra Lu I’m a Chinese immigrant living in Canada, and I get those phone calls fifty times a day lmfao, they’re scam phones calls
serena yeah it def sounds scammy but kinda in an official tone kinda way
Alexandra Lu yeah when I first started getting those calls I was literally horrified but now it’s clear that they’re bullshit, most people I know that lives in the area has gotten these
serena maybe someone stole her identity or something and did something that made scammers think she's chinese??? cause the fact that these calls are in chinese makes it seem like they are trying to only scam chinese people
But ... what is your Long Furby's business email address?
All them likes but no comments
Lissie Foxx your comment disproves your statement. and now I’m contributing 😂
All these likes, two comments and still no biz address. 😅
Jamie Maldonado we’ll get it some day 😔💖👏
It's probably really long
Sorry
"talk to a professional, if you can afford it.."
i feel so sorry for americans who struggle with mental health. in germany we get therapy for free
Dominic Cobb wow
medical and mental healthcare in the U.S. is awful. gonna move to Germany
If only I spoke German
You whAT
**cries in American**
We love an Edna Mode aesthetic 👌🏽
damn it now I can't unsee Teya as Edna lmao
OMG yaaas!!
This is a year old comment, but the likes are perfect, I had to say it
Okay. Compromise: levitate AND slither. So Thursday will levitate ominously vertically at first and then if he moves horizontally, he does so in a slithering motion on a surface like a wall, ceiling, or floor in a manner that is only baaaaarely levitation as a means to eliminate friction from swift movement and also be able to acquire the sly, defensive dexterity which belongs to the snake.
I have no idea what that would look like but I agree
Watching a lesbian girl just rip on religion without hate is great and one of the most punk rock things I have ever seen
Can you make a non-business business email that we can sarcastically send inappropriate emails to? Thanks.
An elongated furby would walk on it's two legs, upright, like a strange giraffe... but instead the upper half of this giraffe ferret would flop to and fro like those wiggly inflatable fry (or cheesestick if you prefer) men you see at car dealerships. However similar the furby moves to these tube men, it's slow... unnaturally slow. Like somethings wrong - horribly wrong, like it's breaking the laws of physics merely by existing. It's lush synthetic fur moves in time to its slow rhythmic movements.
And yet, it can still run.
Tip tap... tip tap... it's little feet go, appearing seemingly useless at first glance. Tip tap tip tap... tip tap tip tap tip tap. It's moving simultaneously slow and fast, and as jerky and twitchy as a fresh insect corpse. And just like a freshly dead cockroach, small inanimate objects it walks by twitch in its unnatural but consistent rhythm. They seemingly go in and out of existence with every twitch, until the furby has passed by, sparing the objects. They return to normal... or at least, they look normal. But it feels like the objects that were touched... know. They hum an electric hum... a hum familiar but dissimilar to the furby's own rhythm. As if in an attempt to warn you of... something. They knows something they shouldn't. Something you need to know, but not something you will ever want to know.
Like a possessed child who knows you're hiding behind that door, hoping, praying that it doesn't find you.
And just like that possessed child always finds its next victim... so does the furby.
...
whoopsydaizy *shudders*
waves_of_stars Is that a shudder of joy?
mesafox Did the beauty of the giraffe ferret's walk leave you speechless?
whoopsydaizy it is a shudder of bewilderment. I am simply flabbergasted beyond comprehension.
that shirt is kinda gay
good choice
"When Thursday gets possessed"
Lol not *IF* but *WHEN*
Your icon and name are absolutely perfect lol all I'm going to say
You’re pfp is a meme photo
*_and it’s glorious_*
Fun fact: your pfp meme is from a mop commercial with a lady grinning at the mop. I saw it in a hardware store.
That's all owo
I feel like a much more terrifying thing that him levitating would be if a bunch of limbs just ripped out of him and he fell backwards, catching himself with the limbs and then bolting towards you at the speed of light. Basically a boy porridge spider.
I believe the long furby will move like a worm. It’s head flopping from side to side as it moves, silently. It makes it’s way down the hall and slips in through your bedroom door while you sleep. It slithers up to your pillow and slowly coils around your neck.
You awake, unable to breath. You pull at the furby with all your might, but it’s body tightens around your wind pipe. You wrestle it out of breath and and beginning to lose consciousness. You fall out of your bed and onto the floor but this god forbidden thing still holds on.
@@theraegirl100 I won't be able to sleep tonight.
You grab a pen from under your bed and start stabbing at the creature. It lets out an unholy cry. You aim for it’s head but your actions are only making the beast more aggressive. You hear it growl and cough as you stab it in it’s throat desperately trying to free yourself. You slowly feel it slowly dying but your head feels light from the lack of oxygen and you pass out.
What happens next, I'm hooked
Why are there so many damn authors in this comment section, I love it👀
You got the bible speel too!?
Nice seeing you here
Chaos55t oh wowza I wonder if I got it because I get at least 30-40 spam emails a day.
Well hello there chaos lmao nice seeing you here
hello there chaos it's noice to see you here I'mma leave now ok bye
Hiiiiii your wonderful
Just here to say:
Ha gay.
T H E B I B L E S A Y S
Lv1 crook: "ha gay"
Lv100 boss: "THE BIG GAY"
@@nolovedivision3882 That's how gay works
666 likes
Me
"Respectfully, ******.
Here goes the following:
tHE BIBLE SAYS-"
smh
It should seriously be obvious that an atheist isn't gonna be affected by the bible. Why do they keep trying.
*WELL THE BIBLE SAYS*
NeoReadsFanfics YT WELL the BIBLE SAYS...
@Neo Nefarious
But I’m not atheist though.....
I wanna know what the bible said in their email
“Hello, sir.”
when she’s clearly a woman.
with your new glasses you've upgraded to */fancy/* lesbian
Upgraded to: *Edna* lesbian.
@@lovemars9466 you right njkkijou
Next upgrade is Lesbian CEO lol
Lvl. 100 boss
THEY’RE EVOLVING!
THE GAYS ARE EVOLVING!!!
long furby in the back is great medication for my incurable chronic pain tbh i’ve been crying all day and i saw porridge and stopped crying like immediately so ,,, y’know,,,, science
we can start a religion for boyporrige, right?
@eziraphale
We could make a religion out of this!
U look like that lady from the incredibles lol
NO CAPES
EDNA OMG SHE IS EDNA I AM DEEAAAD
That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw the thumbnail lol
@Cyanne_Clouds more like the life brand version
Edna
I love that you say “when Thursday gets possessed” instead of if
Bold of you to assume that Thursday isn’t already possessed
I thought he himself was a demon
I made a Long Furby because of you, I named him costco
I love this comment section
@Nabreska yes
Well, I won't lie. Your son's instagram left me impressed.
Does he have an Email ? I might have propositions concerning the business.
I love that long furb is chilling on the bed in the background
Spoppy Doggo that’s BoyPorridge
you just give off feminist vegan vibes u kno? but like in a mom way
kayla you wot mate
No she gives off happy lesbian mom vibes
Excuse me no, she’s got the biggest lesbian aunt vibes ever.
She’s like the cool lesbian aunt 🦋🌻💛🌊
she is a mom
to the F U R B
so we're supposed to send emails about how great this video was, right?
And who said quality content was hard to make
our favourite gay mom is back
When she started reading that email that said
"Imagining our life together as friends"
I paused the video and closed it. I'm sorry. I can't watch it. I can't go on. You'll have to do it without me, guys.
@ThatVeryOldMan ok boomer
Not 'if' long furby gets possessed. *When* long furby gets possessed. *W H E N*
O ｇａｙ ｆｕｒｂｙ ｍｏｔｈｅｒ, what is your wisdom
Same energy as the 'lesbian of the pool' memes, but opposite aesthetics
the BIBLE SAYS-
I GOT THAT SAME CHINESE SPAM CALL YESTERDAY! VOICEMAIL AND EVERYTHING!
ME TOO AND I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA
Me too
Same but Texas
I live in Texas and I get them so much
Me too, I have a Montréal number and it keeps calling from Ottawa.
She looks like she doesn’t like capes
You seriously need to tell us what magic you use to do that eyeliner perfectly every time
AMHK Gay magic
When you only gotta put it on at most once a week...
"the etiquette of a fuckboi who's been ghosted on tinder" I AM DEAD
I love how there's no question of "if" Thursday will be possessed, only a "when"
I feel like long furby would slither in midair if he was possesed
UR NEW GLASSES LOOK SO GOOD WE STAN
I think Thursday would levitate and rotate in the air while twisted up like a coil
As a quick heads up, a lot of emails (and email viewing software) are able to track if you actually opened it or not. Then they’ll keep spamming people that actually opened the mail. I mean if you want more (in Teya’s case, I suppose it could be more content) then go off I guess but just something to be aware of. Some emails can get a bit more sinister and keep tracking after you close them, so unless you have a good reason to open it or trust your malware protection it’s safer to just avoid it and filter repeat offenders. Stay safe out there everyone.
Yep. I’m definitely gay.
Introverted alien. me too
Same my dude
Not me oopsie doopsie
"Do you think, when Thursday gets possessed, he will levitate or slither across the ground?"
Not even IF he gets possessed but when.
Just send them all an image of the long furby, and things will fix themselves
“The bIBLE SAYS-“
*oh shit here we go again*
i think that when thursday gets possessed, he'll slither on the ground MOST of the time, but when you piss him off he'll slowly rise up and levitate towards you while hissing or something
Aw man, you gotta love The Business
If the L O N G B O I got possessed, he would just flop end over end around the place. That would probably be more terrifying than anything
I must birth a long furby and perform occult rituals to prepare my long furby baby as a vessel for the dark hordes.
Thursday would just wattle on those little feet while screaming XD
The furby would levitate BUT horizontally and slither like a snake through the air
A English major also reviewed onion boys book, and it was truly a religious experience.
For those asking for it, here’s the link;
ruclips.net/video/Dc5l-jCfN6c/видео.html
Could you copy the link? I want to see that
Which channel? (Unless you're referring to this one already haha)
Following in hopes of link...
Chris O The GOAT ruclips.net/video/Dc5l-jCfN6c/видео.html
Erin Gordon-Kendall ruclips.net/video/Dc5l-jCfN6c/видео.html
so if i can't send my name and a blurry pic of my face to ur business email then what email do i send it to ?????????????
Yandere Snake OH MY GOD YOUR PROFILE PIC BCANSNGSBEZJE _SO GORGEOUS_
personally I think float, and at the same time it would be terrifying it would be somewhat hilarious,and I'm just kinda crying thinking about it.
I think Thursday would levitate, but not in the way you’d expect. He would spin in mid air as if he was the propellers of an electric fan from the 1970s. And when you’d least expect it, he’d launch his spinning body at his victims, demolishing their fragile bones structure and swiftly absorbing them into his long furry body.
Saw this was published on Jan 9 2019 and because it's Jan 8 2020 and I am still used to 2019 I was SURE this video was from the future
Treat the MCNs like telemarketers. Make a game out of how much of their time you can waste while you do something else.
"do you think when thursday gets possessed..."
W H E N
your new glasses make you look like a goth Snow White!!
Yeeesh
their plan all along was to have you say the phrase "women in the workforce"
So your next statement would be false.
Top tier thinking right there.
Press f to leave respect for Tia's lack of meme knowledge...
F
A possessed long furby would roll... slowly and menacingly.
Bruh McBro
"I HAVE COME FOR YOU, BIPEDAL FLESHY CREATURE OF AN ORIGIN THAT I DO NOT KNOW. YOU HAVE MADE ME AND MUST SHARE YOUR SECRETS OF YOUR FLESH, FOR YOUR PLANET IS OLD AND MY VESSEL YOUNG."
Like face to butt rolling like a wheel or like a person rolling down a hill on its side?
@@angelicaanna2249 It's curled into a wheel, and it rolls down your hallway, peeking around the corners.
I LOVE the long furby!! Oh!! And I LOVE YOU AND YOUR VIDSS!!
P.S. I love your new glasses
I thought the longfurb moved on its own at the start. Please never edit like that again.
Honestly, I think your glasses look fricking awesome, and your “grandma shirt” goes very nicely with them and your body type (I really don’t mean to sound creepy or pervy but it’s true) you look and remind me of my sister a lot so I like to think I have at least a tiny bit of insight about stuff like that
Is this a weird comment? This is a weird comment isn’t it, nvm then sorry
Just say she looks like Edna Mode
I think that when Thursday gets possessed he will behave like a worm on a string
(I just got a PragerU ad and oh God it was horrible)
The glasses are cute, the furby is staring me down, and I'm finally here early so yay!
"I've had this debate with people before"
why
I saw this just as Teya said that and I'm scared
why not
@@user-nw3ol7fk1i valid response tbh
“the bible says~” BiSH HELL NO IM OUT
“When” he gets possessed... not “if”, “WHEN”
Now, you give two options for how the long boi would move when possessed, however I think that the reality is it would be a combination of both. He would wiggle horizontally through the air, somewhere around eye level
Blaire, let me on discord pls. I am pleased to watch your very professional channel. I am love you and want you to see me gloves I sell. Let me on discord pls blaire.
@【 ɢᴀʟᴀᴄᴛᴇᴀ 】 Maybe it was a stroke?
😂
^ No one got the joke, awk
it’s a joke ya’ll
@@leflyxdvd You obviously didn't get it, since that WAS the joke
I like your furby. He is the cool. I bet the other furbies are jealous of his snake-like prowess.
Aw darn.
We aren’t glasses twins anymore :(((
*sad boi hours* lol
I think that Long Furbys slither as if they are on the ground, while they are floating.
Long furby doesn't slither or levitate, he uses mind control to convince those around him to carry him to his destinations like the king he is. He is reserving his energy for when its needed the most.