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Allegedly, Onision wrote and published four talentless and self-aggrandizing books that are. absolutely. terrible. Allegedly.
Allegedly Teya has read them
He has a 4th book?
The fourth one isn't done yet right? But he releases it chapter by chapter.
He can write?
@@astrisperspecto4130 allegedly 😁
I was listening to this in the background and got to the scam Anthropologie email I straight up forgot that it was a clothing line. My dumbass was like "anthropology? THE anthropology?? The entire scientific field of humanity, concerned with human behavior, human biology, cultures and societies, in both the present and past, including past human species (that I totally did not copy and paste the definition from Wikipedia)???"
Wikipedia? The free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit?
@@redactedimage Encyclopedia? A reference work or compendium providing summaries of knowledge either from all branches or from a particular field or discipline.[1]?
@@hatemteirelbar9510 A compendium? A compendium (plural: compendia) that is a concise collection of information pertaining to a body of knowledge, a compendium may summarize a larger work. In most cases the body of knowledge will concern a specific field of human interest or endeavour (for example: hydrogeology, logology, ichthyology, phytosociology or myrmecology), while a general encyclopedia can be referred to as a compendium of all human knowledge?
@@eep_eep Knowledge? Wait, you mean the familiarity, awareness, or understanding of someone or something, such as facts (descriptive knowledge), skills (procedural knowledge), or objects (acquaintance knowledge). By most accounts, knowledge can be acquired in many different ways and from many sources, including but not limited to perception, reason, memory, testimony, scientific inquiry, education, and practice. The philosophical study of knowledge is called epistemology?
ruclips.net/video/VA9hHvraMFU/видео.html
The first one is just like a template and Gerda just couldn’t be bothered to change anything. Truly a girlkeep, gateboss moment
yessI've only seen that with huns in MLM hitting up my Instagram or wherever trying to get me to sell shit 🤣
@@K.B.P. I have "lil bitch boi" where you put your name on insta and it's so funny getting messages that say "Hello lil bitch boi! My company has been keeping an eye on your account and think you'd be the perfect ambassador for us!" 😂
Gaskeep, gateboss, girllight
It absolutely sounds like that
Gasskeep, gateboss, girllight
Strange goes and tries the sketchy hair removal product and comes back looking like the Bingus for the next video.
Then the hair implantation in Turkey-guys might actually get their promotion after all...
hi bingus 🤗
Don't forget to mention it's in turkey
Meanwhile, Bingus gets a "special" procedure from the Turkish hair implant people.
holy shit what if that's why they reached out? she made a video about a hairless cat and somehow the algo picked up on that.
So onision's inner voice is just... Ben Shapiro? Actually, probably pretty accurate
"Facts don't make me look good"
~greg
@@local_therapist8637 you and OP got me fucking dead lmao
@@local_therapist8637 Greg Shapiro 💀
They have the same brain but have never thought to communicate with each other bc then they’d have to fight to the death
@@Gafafsg _N O_ *shoots*
I identify with the energy that is a professional business email followed up with “should i stop bothering you?"
@Clare Bear Oh fart?
@@abigel6457 fart;!
Yeah, and I totally understand them. It was probably the owner of a small startup or something. Sometimes a rejection is better than radio silence 😅
I feel like the part where Onision straight up sends you blackmail through your business email could have been its own video, but I'm guessing you threw it into this one as an afterthought to piss off Greg's tiny little narcissist ego, and I am down for that. :D
He sent that email copy/paste to every youtuber who even as much as once mentioned him. Many have done a video on it. I like that she didnt make a video dedicated to it cuz he doesnt deserve that.
Oh god I thought it could be a troll or something. The fact that it's actually Onision is pathetic and entirely expected of him.
Onion could have saved a lot of keystrokes and just written "Please notice me senpai!"
@@lunab541 I could tell it was him because of all that "we must live honorably and blah blah" stuff; like he can't imagine a human being with whom he lacks social credibility.
@@blarg2429 yeah, the fact that he just couldn't shut up and had to keep running with his hypocritical moral sermon is not only the part which most tells you it's actually coming from him, it's also the part which most tells you no lawyer had anything to do with this email lol
I love the emails that are like “Hello RUclipsr! This is our legal and safe advertising opportunity! This makes sense! Please give us your social security number”
it is FDA approved. nothing is wrong with this
/s
i MUST say you have a fabulous pfp
What they don't know, is it is FDA approved
@@furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065 thank you, I made it myself :)
The physical manifestation of Sussy Baka
imagining "Strange" becoming a Chinese internet sensation as a flaming gay is just so good to me
Hi Strange his name is Aeons aeons strange is.
do you doubt?
The fear in the eyes of those poor employees at the censorship bureau realising what they've done 🙊😂
I am almost fully colorblind. It took me more than I am confortable admitting to notice the video was greyscaled...
Omg so it wasn't just me 😭 I was so confused
I had to make sure I hadn't accidentally turned on some kind of video filter.
"There is nothing wrong with this."
"This is a standard procedure."
"This is not a virus, I swear."
This is very normal
trust me i'm a dolphin
for some reason "if you are interested in our and want to more" broke me. Like it looks like it would be a logical sentence at first glance but then you realize it's saying absolutely nothing
dude it reminded me of the "have you ever been far..." meme lol fucking sent me
"Management". Onion 100% wrote that himself you can tell be the style.
And by his obsession with honesty and integrity
I’m just imagining him foaming at the mouth typing this aggressively
''HERE COMES OL' GREGGGG,HE'S A SCALEY MANFISH!''
Big joy in my soul at every utterance of "shut the fuck up Gregory" because I'm sure that's everyone's mood getting one of his guilt-trippy emails
"THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS," and other sentences to sweet talk your way into a Strangeaeons video.
PLEASE IGNORE THE SMELL AND SUSPICIOUS FLUID, DELICIOUS HUMAN
To answer your question about "required to follow up a certain amount of times" that you ask, that is 100% the situation. I once received recruitment e-mails for a job that I was already employed in by a recruitment team that I personally knew by name and face in the office. I even said, "Hey, you know I already work here, right?" They basically gave a "yup, but we're required to contact you anyways."
"We invite you to cooperate" sounds less like you're being offered a financial oppurtunity and more like you're about to be assimilated into some kind of corporate Borg entity.
*holds at gunpoint* ADVERTISE OUR PRODUCTS
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
We invite you to assimilate
Major Yuppie Psycho vibes lol
Please cooperate or you will be forced to advertise against your will
my grandma‘s name is Gerda. and we‘re european. maybe I should have a talk with her 😅
Most people's grandmas' getting scammed, yours the one doing the scamming
@@malenixius Girlboss realness
@@shakirashipslied9721 the truest
"gregory" saying integrity and honesty is critical is such a hilariously backwards concept
I read that as grocery
My brain decided to autocorrect that to "orgy" and I honestly have no idea how but it did. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Otakugatothequeen Definitely a defense mechanism of your own self.
well he is the self-proclaimed "most honest youtuber >:("
@@maroonai it's the "honest" coupled with lil angy emoticon for me lmao
If you use the _totally FDA approved_ hair removal device then you might be a better candidate for the Turkish hair transplant sponsorship.
I LOVE THIS. THIS SERIOUSLY MADE MY DAY
The black and white is an interesting choice
she made the video look serious because its bidness
its because they moved to kansas
Kansas has no colours its only black and white, is this not common knowledge?
I didn't even notice until now
Oh thank God, I thought my phone was glitching out again, your comment helped X'D
whenever it would say "Hello Strange Æons" i couldn't help but think every single time "but what you don't know is that his real name is Strange Æons" and i'm cackling over it help
"We invite you to *cooperate*"
Lmao, they mean collaborate and saying "cooperate" makes it sound like they've got you at gun point.
Like "we can all make it out of this with all our kneecaps in tact, just as long as you's does what ya told."
Lmaooo
Yeah I thought that too lmao
"we invite you to comply with our demands so no one gets hurt ❤️ 🔪 "
@@cyndrift the heart + knife emojis are a nice touch. I'm picturing The Godfather script told entirely through emojis now...and I'm weeping for the potential majesty.
@@HaydenX 🐎🛌
A ton of youtubers got that Onision email. That one isn’t a scam, but it is pathetic.
I'd love see Onision go through all the extra effort it'd take to sue a Canadian citizen only to have the case thrown out in court
Defamation is insanely difficult to prove, even if you said "Onision is a rapist" that would still not constitute defamation. Defamation is basically trying to intentionally spread lies in order to harm someone's reputation in a way that would cause damage to them, especially financial. Talking about Onision's accusers and rumors or whatever, does not meet that criteria. If you were brought to court over it, you could just say "well look at all these people who accused him and it was credible" and they lose right there. They'd have to prove that you have a vendetta against him and did it in order to harm him. You know what the best part would be? He will lose and then have to pay your attorney fees.
Then again you're Canadian so it probably wouldn't even get that far.
I believe there are some specific accusations that don't require proof of financial harm to win but yeah you have to be either purposefully lying or extremely negligent to commit defamation and she did neither of those things as she clearly believes the things she's saying and she clearly did valid research.
Plus since Onision is a relatively public figure, he might have to meet the even higher criminal standard of actual malice.
I hope to god everyone just moves his email junk mail and never speaks about him again.
@@ryandoyle3413 Given his public image, he might even be one of those un-defamable people. The ones whose public image and reputation is so low, no damage can be done to it
I will be adopting "Greetings of the day" as part of my regular vocabulary. Thank you!
This also reminds me of a DM I got on IG where a swimsuit company told me they noticed my "vibes" and thought I would be a good candidate to promo their very small bikinis, at a discount, of course. lmao.
I’ve gotten 3 dms from businesses saying that I’d be a good goth model and would suit their brand etc. I don’t even have a picture of me on Instagram. My profile picture isn’t even a photo. Like they didn’t even try
@@PaganGoose omg 😭😭😭
@@PaganGoose lmao a beauty so great it cannot be perceived.
Yeah I get those as well. I have a private account with one (1) picture of me on it (my pfp, it's me with my dad) and that only contains pictures of my dogs, plants that I think look cool, and photos of my latest baking endeavours.
Greetings of the day 😂
if onision sues you please make a 2-hour video about it. you can get sarah z and lidnsay ellis to do voices. complete the trifecta.
Y-E-S
I would hate for our gremlin mother to deal with this, but honestly itd be great to see onision fail at suing again loll
so we're just going to sleep on Jarvis Johnson and Danny Gonzalez getting slapped by legal? ok
Yes yrs omg
Groggy threatens to sue people for many years now, has yet to actually do it.
In regards to the email follow ups: that is exactly what this person's boss is making them do. It wouldn't surprise me if their boss is like, "don't take a non response for an answer!"
oh god, that's how my managers are at my job. I work in retail and have to get a certain amount of people signed up for our loyalty program/open a credit card with us so my managers are always like DonT TakE "NO" aS an AnsWEr !!1! but i hate being so pushy with it hhh
@@tinalyzhen ironically, this deters customers. Nobody likes being treated like that, if I say no I mean it. Managers who push staff to do that shit should try it themselves, we'll see how comfortable they are :)
@@tinalyzhen I had to do that when I worked at B&N 20 yrs ago. I always took no for an answer, because it is one.
@@evansecencefan1435 I once walked away from the register and left everything without buying bc of pushy sales tactics. It's just so disrespectful to be treated that way. Though next time I think I'll spew a bunch of Marxism in retaliation at them.
i love how even the "why you lyin'" vine was in black and white lmao
I saw Onision Defemation Lawsuit and knew this was gonna be a good video
tears of the onionman taste nasty
The Chinese MCM one is hilarious to me. Like, most mainland folk who are remotely interested in online content have some sort of paid for VPN. I have a load of mainland Chinese mutuals who are freely interacting on English Twt. There are literally mainland Chinese skeptic blue ticks that make RUclips content (Naomi Wu is a great creator in the makerspace, for example). It's one of those things that's technically illegal but no one cares. The only reason one would want to reupload content is to not bother with VPN speeds. This is such a scam
that is not true lmao. Personal VPNs in China are pretty faulty and go down quickly, so something like twitter is fine but streaming is way harder. the vast majority of Chinese netizens don't/can't use foreign websites that are blocked. Reuploading (with and without permission) is actually the main way we get to see foreign content (I'm typing this in the US rn). There's an untapped market there, and Strange's (lol) LGBTQ friendly content will definitely be popular over there (before it gets quickly taken down cause you know) plus there's lofter in China that's like tumblr, and a lot of ppl know what tumblr is. Nevertheless, that email dicey af but if strange wanted she could do a reverse lizi qi and get some passive income/gain audience from uploading in China.
@@Agrarius24 THIS. Exactly. Loooads of people in China derive their serotonin from re-uploaded RUclips videos on sites like Bilibili.
I don’t understand why they are evil though
@@Raccoon_Chic Less to do with China, more to do with MCMs being out-dated and those still pushing them tend to be type to take advantage of people who don't know that MCMs won't really help grow their content.
I checked out Naomi Wu, do you have e any other Chinese creators you recommend?
The Onision "Management" email reads like those "You've started reading this post and you're cursed now. Send it to 10 friends and the [evil entity] won't harm you tonight" chain-letters.
i'm european
my grandma's name is gerda
i should probably see what she's been up to😀
I just commented basically the same thing! Also love that your profile picture is Hinata!
@@MissRiny lol just saw your comment too and someone else's it's a very popular name in that generation apparently
Plot twists: you’re cousins
I made a long furby for a school project because of you. (In my engineering design class but since there was pandemic we couldn't use the workshop at school so the teacher was more lenient with the types of projects, so I got my school to pay for my long furby materials.) I got an A btw. :) Their (short) name is Shinigami Ruin. Their long body is like 5ft. Thanks for being a role model, this is a threat ;>
From now on when I write e-mails to my college professors, I will start with "Greetings of the day!". They will surely respond to that.
I felt a sudden desire for a STRANGE ÆONS video, and one is immediatly delivered to my notifications. Life is blessed.
Best feeling every eh? I missed Contrapoints video essays when I saw her last video in my feed.
@@sleepyhead8681 Well said!
I gotta remember to watch that video, it seems good. But the length makes it hard to make time for it.
SAME
@@driveasandwich6734 I understand, it's like two video's in one. Envy and Juctice part 2. I recommend it best video she's made sense opulence. IMO
That's called a Deja View.
Ah yes, that was a very real and official legal email that was def not written by onion boy
The weird long spaces in the salutations are definitely empty name fields from a mail merge template. Considering how easy it is to pull in mail merge data from a spreadsheet, I'd venture to guess that they straight-up didn't know your name and didn't bother to Google before approaching you with a sketchy business proposal. Lol they suck.
Onision really doesn't know he'd have to sue Strange in Canada (who doesn't let you file frivolous lawsuits the way America does).
something tells me those low level employees at real companies looking for sponsorships are like people who greet you at the door of shops and ask if you need help all the time. you're annoyed, they're annoyed, but their management says that badgering you gets results and "why haven't you followed up?!"
What you don't know is that his real name is normal Æons :)
The Onion email is hilarious. It was just Grug sending a copy/paste email to you, Blair White, and other RUclipsrs. He is really desperate for money, sucks to suck Grease
I don't know if "Grug" was a typo or a choice, but I like it
Grug
@@twylabobette2012 it sounds like a frog vomiting.
Talking of which: a frog cannot vomit. They turn their stomach out their mouth and try to get rid of what's in it.
@@twylabobette2012 no, that's another name people call Onision.
@@Curdled.milk1 google offered to tranlate grug into english for me and it translated it to heather.
“don’t drop random blue text on a house of leaves fan, my anxiety doesn’t need this” SIS I-
Ah I was wondering what that part said, it was a little hard to make out
I haven’t watched the video yet so I don’t have any context to this DNDUNDJND
The person addressing you as Teya
Me: But what you don't know, is that his real name is Strange Aeons.
Me when you first started the Onision email: no way that it's him, it's just some weird fan of his trying to help him or whatever
Me as you ready further: oh no that's Greg Jesus Christ this man is so predictable
10:37 "[...] they were not aware that a crime was occuring" is not an elligible excuse for commiting crimes, Greg 😩 My God.
Dunno how accurate this is but I've heard these emails are often worded like crap on purpose. If you don't fall for their initial email you aren't the sort of person they're targeting. They're looking for people who are easier to manipulate so by wording their initial email as poorly as possible they filter out the people who are more likely to catch on before they can get any money out of them (and thus basically waste the scammer's time). Given how prolific this sort of email scam is I'd guess it's probably a pretty successful "business" model.
The fact that every single part of this video (including everything edited in) is black and white is just beautiful, honestly.
Wait I just noticed 😭 I'm 12 whole minutes in
Really? I honestly found it a little distracting😭 not sure why lol
@@_gremlinboy I'm at 14 minutes and only noticed because I read this comment 😭
with the exception of the blue comma and the yellow eye-burning text highlight
@@ЕкатеринаУсанова that just makes it better
for the one that kept emailing you, I was a social media intern (unpaid ugh) for a media company and yes i was required to 'check in' with influencers multiple times after the initial contact
8:41
Strange, baby, darling, you can't just gloss over "We proposal to our[...]" like that.
You're killing me here. My Nigerian Prince cousin could never.
I love that barely any of this was dedicated to the onision email, even the title/thumbnail, when other youtubers have made a full video about it. This is exactly what would piss him off because he doesn’t get the attention lol
"It's a little strange"
Say the line...
"even for me, StrangeAeons"
*cheering*
About the onision email. He literally verbatim sent that to every content creator who ever mentioned him. It's a copy paste. Literally.
I'm European and my grandmas name is actually Gerda...damn it Oma Gerda, what have you been up to?
Inabber got the exact same email about Onion Man a few months back. Greg really is sad 🤣
My European grandmother who in fact is named Gerda would not be amused that her name was abused in such a way.
so insane that I've watched you since 100k and now you're getting closer to a million.
keep doing what you're doing, I'll be here to watch when you hit the million milestone :)
(why did the last sentence sound so ominous lmfao)
SAME HERE i’m so fucking hyped for her
Yeah it's kinda amazing
Same, recently I noticed she’s almost at one mil and I felt so happy I got to be here for the whole journey
I agree, she’s killin it. Also love your profile pic
“Oh please, call me... Strange”
Anyone else think this could make a great shirt?
but what you don't know is that his real name is Normal Aeons
To be fair, the specifics of your content are pretty great. I mean, I come for the generalities, but I stay for the specifics. Now let's think about the China one. Your content could be a great incentive for their people to NOT want our internet. Show them Tumblr Rabies Pride and they'll say "yeah, we aren't missing anything. Good luck with ... all of that "
Okay but like the original definition of rabies pride is amazing, the person who made it has a TikTok IIRC
Oh shit! I love that Strange got the same Onision email as iNabber! I can't believe she's gotten the RUclips-burnout lawsuit equivalent of the Avengers Initiative invite! 😂
This was a very STRANGE dive into your business emails, thank you
LMAOOO That Onion Boy email was worded so unprofessionally, straight up an angry reddit post style. I can't believe somebody typed it and thought it would genuinely make an impression.
I guess getting threats of legal action of dubious validity is a rite of passage for all youtubes now, so congrats Strange!
ON a different note, I love your new visual style. B&W and that background are awesome. Like I would love to see you read bedtime stories like this with Danny Elfman soundtracks randomly playing in the background. I also just realised I could have sent this feedback to your business email rather than leaving a comment...
She has done black and white videos periodically throughout the past. She does it because of bad lighting
I got one where both the header and the body of the email, was nothing but caps locked vowels. I would say it was almost shit post levels of beautiful
You missed the obvious co-marketing opportunity: The hair removal device, followed up by a Turkish hair transplant! Two for one!
I can’t believe I watched the prequel to this video a few years ago… this channel still feels less than a year old
Onision spamming that email to a bunch of youtubers because he NEEDS someone to make a video about him is so comedically pathetic. Thank you for not making a full video on it. Honestly I wish all these other youtubers just moved his email to junk mail and never talked about him again.
You know what? That's it. Take this! *normalizes your Æons*
"A court case is easier to win and damages easier to collect"
Bruh you couldn't even send a proper cease and desist letter
I completely forgot about Greg. Is he still, like, a thing?
if by "a thing" you mean alive, with access to the internet, and desperate for attention and money, then yeah, he'll always be lurking somewhere until one of the first two things (no chance on that third one) stops being true. People are mostly over talking about him though
@@cyndrift Oh.
Well, I guess as long as no minor is involved, he can wail in his narcissistic bubble until the end of time for all I care.
ah my favorite Tumblr lesbian has posted
That Turkish hair transplant laboratory was a real sponsorship, I follow a true crime channel that actually flew out and saw great results from a transplant a couple days ago.
Don’t know why they tried to scout you for an ad though hahah
The fact that you have grown so much that i forgot about the onion until you mentioned him here
i love how some people made a whole video about the onision email they got but for Strange it's only a side note
I adore this background and monotone video filter! Its really suits your vibe.
the last business email video was easily my favorite video for whatever reason i’m so fucking glad we got a sequel
Ngl , seeing others wearing MCR merch in the year of our lord 2021 makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
Maggie Mae Fish has the best lawyer voice. It would've been really entertaining if she'd done a voiceover for "Onision Management."
I ran a law firm for a few years. It closed down about 8 years ago, but I still use the email address. In the last few weeks, there has been a HUGE uptick in marketing emails.
Ooooooh, high contrast shirts between real content and promotion. Very smart move.
14:04 Maybe it's just because I'm old but I've never heard "Tell me, rectangle!" before. I absolutely love it.
“onision’s child fell out a window and he *allegedly* groomed minors”
“we need to admit when we’re on the wrong side of history”
That "Onision Management" had me howling
IM SO HAPPY THERES A SECOND PART TO THIS
As someone who was gifted Pinnacle Studio as a youth, it’s was a good choice you didn’t take the “deal” they gave you.
I almost feel like Strange should make a video reading emails she got at her business email that were actually good emails, I’m genuinely curious what the non-scam emails are.
did you know koshehk is also hebrew for darkness? i looked it up bc of Welcome to Night Vale lol
idk if thats what u were going for but i think its interesting
edit: khoshekh*
"Don't drop random blue text on a House of Leaves fan." Christ I felt that so hard.
Just realized this is the first notification I’ve gotten from one of your videos in like 2 months 🙂
NGL. You doing a promo for a Turkish hair transplant biz, would be the best content. Please, we need this in our lives!
Awesome! I was hoping for a second part to this
why don't they ever, ever, find out her actual name when they send business queries to her?
Love the fact that this is in grayscale, really adds to the vibe
I wrote this on a vid you posted 2years ago,like 2minutes agoXD "This aged like fine wine. I just started on youtube but google now demands me to give up my phonenumber for the 2-step verification bullcrap, otherwise i can no longer upload in youtube studios...Which sucks because i don't wanna do it since alot of people are getting spam-textmessages because of the recent facebook leak. I'm sick of all these freaking bigtech-leeches sucking information out of everyone, yet i feel like i'm outnumbered on the net..."
This just proves my point, i cannot give them my number...tnx for this vid.
The Onison 'scammer' did't even whant to scam you, he just what to bore you...
Mannnn, now i wish I had emailed you just for fun, but im too much of a goody-two-shoes haha
i love that the onision lawsuit reads like a chain letter
😨if you don't take down the defamatory content, THIS could happen to YOU!
take down the defaming content and send to 10 people in your contacts list! 🤭😤😜
Are none of us going to discuss the grey scale?
There must be a colour shortage in cananada