If Commercials Were Real Life - Burger King Fancy Burger Whopper Prank

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  • Опубликовано: 19 мар 2020
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    Just when we thought Burger King commercials couldn't get any worse. They came out with their "Whooper Prank" ad during the Super Bowl where Burger King pretends to be a "fancy" restaurant selling a "fancy" burger, when it's just a Whopper and these "real people" pretend like they can't tell the difference. Mahk knows it's a Whopper and he's here to set Burger King straight.
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  • @ZebraCorner
    @ZebraCorner  4 года назад +1012

    Tom Brady and the Coronavirus. Follow us on Social Media for videos about these terrible events :
    IG: @im_Mahk & @Ali_ZebraCorner
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    • @miarobets3223
      @miarobets3223 4 года назад +4

      I love you so much❤

    • @LifeofConnor69
      @LifeofConnor69 4 года назад +24

      How do you feel about Tom Brady leaving the patriots?

    • @doseit-matter1864
      @doseit-matter1864 4 года назад +3

      Read between the lines or 2 fingers. He points it out if you can't. Lol awesome

    • @puffins4542
      @puffins4542 4 года назад +8

      I actually find that hilarious that Tom Brady is moving to your real favorite team. And I'm a New Englander! Not that big into football though.

    • @lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527
      @lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527 4 года назад +2

      You gonna be a Buccaneer fan now Mahk?

  • @bradyl6227
    @bradyl6227 4 года назад +1527

    “It’s a wahpa”

  • @immortalspank9169
    @immortalspank9169 4 года назад +5704

    “This guy must be a Star Wars fan, because his hairline is in a galaxy far far away”
    I felt that

    • @UncleFjester
      @UncleFjester 4 года назад +64

      Yea I resemble that remahk

    • @ramyel-naggar8136
      @ramyel-naggar8136 4 года назад +52

      Man I gotta use that on someone

    • @tensazero
      @tensazero 4 года назад +24

      That line more that burns. It's freekin flame broiled!

    • @semendemon2127
      @semendemon2127 4 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @joejarvis2497
      @joejarvis2497 4 года назад +4

      At least I don't have a wrinkled forehead. 😜

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 4 года назад +1842

    I love how whenever I get a whopper, it looks like it had been smashed by a sledgehammer and dipped in grease. Honestly, it always looks like trash.

    • @chronos4573
      @chronos4573 4 года назад +67

      Yes, I remember Whoppers being smashed like this and the ingredients sliding out between the patty and bun for what seems like decades.

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 4 года назад +36

      Haven't had one in years, now they're just a lukewarm mess with sauce and mayo dripping everywhere. Pretty sure the only people who eat them now are drunk college kids who can't be bothered to cook something themselves.

    • @garrettwight1027
      @garrettwight1027 4 года назад +3

      Then maybe you shouldn't eat that shit anymore bro

    • @Terrtail
      @Terrtail 4 года назад +6

      Damn, mine always look good and taste good not like that shit from Mc***alds

    • @angelpesinaa4354
      @angelpesinaa4354 4 года назад +1

      @@Terrtail when I get mine it looks like shit, but taste good still like BK

  • @Hiddenman15
    @Hiddenman15 Год назад +109

    "The tomatoes and onions, were cut fresh today"
    "I'm not a member of OHSA, But I'm pretty sure that's restaurant standard"
    Goddamn that one got me

    • @JonnyCrackers
      @JonnyCrackers Год назад +11

      That part got me too. Like, yeah I fucking hope so, that's the bare minimum.

  • @naminerain18
    @naminerain18 4 года назад +3184

    Everybody during the Corona virus panic: "Hi, I'm Mahk, I don't shake hands."

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 4 года назад +32

      Thank god we dont have to worry about mahk then

    • @QuickQuips
      @QuickQuips 4 года назад +13

      Mahk is ahead of his time. Though it seems he'll be a Buccaneers fan.

    • @___Karma__
      @___Karma__ 4 года назад +6

      @Camaro 1968 you came the the wrong place snowflake, run along to your safe space before you melt 👻

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 4 года назад +1

      @Camaro 1968 ? You came to the internet to stop hearing about it what were you doing watching the news channel??

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 4 года назад

      @Camaro 1968 i was refering to cabel tv

  • @arrowdynamlc
    @arrowdynamlc 4 года назад +1206

    "We disguised a Whopper as a fancy burger"
    No you disguised it to look like your marketing photos of a Whopper, which explains why no one recognized it in person.

    • @atanos
      @atanos 4 года назад +118

      Yeah, they clearly had an actual chef use the whopper "recipe" to make a fresh burger from scratch

    • @bobuscesar2534
      @bobuscesar2534 4 года назад +43

      The real Whopper/Burger from Mac Donald's just look like a sorry excuse of a burger.
      The meat looks more like something I'd throw at someone and less like something that was ever a real cow.

    • @milkywayjay2565
      @milkywayjay2565 4 года назад +4

      BobusCesar McDonald’s?

    • @dekaylinmetcalf5586
      @dekaylinmetcalf5586 4 года назад +13

      You mean mahketing photos
      I’m sowrry

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 2 года назад

      @@atanos yep

  • @cristobalsepulveda9085
    @cristobalsepulveda9085 4 года назад +949

    "I'm not a member of OSHA but I'm pretty sure that's standahd"

    • @swtpeteswtpete1515
      @swtpeteswtpete1515 4 года назад +30

      Osha has to do with worker safety lol. I think he meant FDA or national health council or national board of health. 😂🍔🍟

    • @cristobalsepulveda9085
      @cristobalsepulveda9085 4 года назад +30

      @@swtpeteswtpete1515 I know that's the joke.

    • @fairlore9515
      @fairlore9515 4 года назад +20

      Justin Nowaczynski you’re the only one who gives a fuck

    • @fairlore9515
      @fairlore9515 4 года назад +11

      Justin Nowaczynski no one gives a fuck if “uncreative” comments get likes, literally why do you care. find a hobby or something lol, instead of whining about meaningless likes on the internet

    • @cristobalsepulveda9085
      @cristobalsepulveda9085 4 года назад +4

      @Justin Nowaczynski I never expected people to like my comment and its mostly just there so when I come back I know I've watched the video cuz youtube's history sucks ass.

  • @majoralex1576
    @majoralex1576 4 года назад +434

    "Why does mine look so different from everyone else's? Oh that's right mine actually comes from the restaurant" 😂

  • @shnerdcast6651
    @shnerdcast6651 4 года назад +618

    "I can't believe this is a Burger King"
    *I hate you*

  • @DudeMcAwesome
    @DudeMcAwesome 4 года назад +768

    These are the actors who weren't good enough to be in chevy "real people" commercials.

    • @Trapsarentgay133
      @Trapsarentgay133 3 года назад +3

      Savage

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 3 года назад +1

      But Mahk was in the Chevy commercials

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 3 года назад +2

      @@stevenfriedman2902 He’s just there to show them how a real person is supposed to act.

    • @prig1557
      @prig1557 3 года назад

      @@shayla106 exactly

  • @camhedmr_5593
    @camhedmr_5593 3 года назад +118

    "Mc 🍔nalds"
    "Lon🐟ohn Sil🐟er"
    "Chick 🐓l-a"
    "Ar💩y's"
    "Have fun with that, Censor guy! "
    I laughed and died.

    • @rfichokeofdestiny
      @rfichokeofdestiny 6 месяцев назад

      I like how the 💩 looks like a pile of Arby’s roast beef.

  • @dolo2233
    @dolo2233 4 года назад +672

    "I.. I can't believe this is Burger King"
    "I hate you" 😂

  • @NightmaresBTW
    @NightmaresBTW 4 года назад +2948

    GM closes factories, guess we won’t see Mahk for another month or two.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 года назад +163

      NightmaresBTW
      GM and Ford are considering retooling to make respirators.... so Mahk will be making commercials about respirators that suck instead of blow...

    • @Bramon83
      @Bramon83 4 года назад +73

      Chevy's shit quality will live on in hand sanitizer that contains 55% alcohol (60% to kill coronavirus) and ventilators that only help you exhale.
      Facts.

    • @Bramon83
      @Bramon83 4 года назад +7

      @@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ see look great minds think alike. I didn't read your comment and we both agree.... Chevy ventilators will ruclips.net/video/fUis9yny_lI/видео.html

    • @dzerres
      @dzerres 4 года назад +18

      GM dealers probably already have 120 day supply of cars.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 4 года назад +1

      Here in Australia they said they've given up on right hand drive cars so they're going anyway. Factories went a few years ago.

  • @piercem.5143
    @piercem.5143 4 года назад +559

    “He put all the mayonnaise on the left quarter”

  • @p0rt3r
    @p0rt3r 4 года назад +877

    "The burger in front of you has no colors or flavors from artificial sources."
    Missed opportunity: "It has no colors or flavors, alright."

  • @El_Padre2089
    @El_Padre2089 3 года назад +67

    “I knew this was a Burger King as soon as I got in here because I went into the bathroom and there was a guy nursing a stab wound and shit smeared on the walls”
    Perfect description

  • @OceanAce
    @OceanAce 4 года назад +376

    Burger King's Whopper got a JD Power award for Best Initial Quality.

    • @dumpeeplarfunny
      @dumpeeplarfunny 4 года назад +19

      Is that an actual award? "Best Initial Quality"? That means it doesn't matter if it breaks immediately, as long as it was nice for two seconds when it was new, right? What a stupid award.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 года назад +5

      @@dumpeeplarfunny Yep, as covered by other videos from this channel, which I recommend, even if you've already seen them.

    • @reaperreaper5098
      @reaperreaper5098 4 года назад +5

      @@dumpeeplarfunny Basically, it goes to whichever brand has the fewest complaints in the first 90 days. Doesn't matter the severity of the complaint, either.
      So, Chevy could have 90% of their transmissions grenade as soon as they roll off the lot, and win it if 91% of the cup holders in your (insert better car brand here, aka pick any car) are too small for your liking.

    • @Dildobagginses
      @Dildobagginses 4 года назад +2

      Ja ja j d powah

  • @BradCGZ
    @BradCGZ 4 года назад +178

    I worked at burgerking for 3 years and legit 2 different times I had to clean shit off the walls. TWICE. This is not a parody 😂😂😂

    • @RexGalilae
      @RexGalilae 3 года назад +3

      Why don't they outsource this shit instead of having their staff who touch food wipe this off the walls

    • @hatchingdraggon8073
      @hatchingdraggon8073 3 года назад +7

      WTF??
      For minimum wage as well? That would be the moment where I walk right out the door

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 3 года назад

      Fast food Restraunt bathrooms are often nasty

  • @unknowmysteries5925
    @unknowmysteries5925 4 года назад +549

    I wonder if the actors are watching this video, realizing that they have no acting future.

    • @9c1official90
      @9c1official90 3 года назад +12

      Probably.

    • @philipreisler3323
      @philipreisler3323 3 года назад +18

      That's what you tube is 4 🤣 then again the system is rigged too so even if you do have talent it's all about who you know and who you blow that determines where you go...life can be so black and white sometimes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AyAy008
      @AyAy008 3 года назад +13

      They're *real people*

    • @malikmalikmalikmalikma
      @malikmalikmalikmalikma 3 года назад +13

      @@AyAy008
      Yes, real people _acting_

    • @HaruIRAI
      @HaruIRAI 3 года назад +1

      I wonder if they realize it reading this comment

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 3 года назад +47

    “Hey, King, ya know I asked for no tomatoes!
    *Shows tomatoes*
    ...Huh?...
    Yehh...Fahkin pizza SHIT.”

  • @WolfCommander
    @WolfCommander 4 года назад +325

    *that's a whoppa*
    _"..."_

    • @EpixFusion
      @EpixFusion 4 года назад +12

      *whahpah

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 4 года назад +3

      *cuts to him dead from pill and wine overdose*

  • @Nickos1b
    @Nickos1b 4 года назад +324

    "CUT can we get a new actor for this guy?"

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 4 года назад +14

      Wait a few hours until he gets wheeled out after his 9th heart attack, then they'll have to get a new failed actor to take his place.

  • @Saturn-jy7gm
    @Saturn-jy7gm 4 года назад +76

    I died at “king of high caloric intake”

    • @wustgyans
      @wustgyans 3 года назад +2

      your username just feels illegal

  • @XxBUMGODxX
    @XxBUMGODxX 4 года назад +48

    I like how their whoppers look perfect but the ones I get looked liked the guy punched it 30 times before slamming it in the bag

  • @j8rh3ad43
    @j8rh3ad43 4 года назад +804

    You know it’s a burger king cause someone was nursing a stab wound in the bathroom lol

    • @surfstarcc1
      @surfstarcc1 4 года назад +65

      No joke I literally ran into a guy nursing a stab wound at a Burger King in Miami.

    • @demogorilla
      @demogorilla 4 года назад +14

      It was funny when mark said it.

    • @Robertward111
      @Robertward111 4 года назад +6

      Oh it's a burger KIND is it?

    • @j8rh3ad43
      @j8rh3ad43 4 года назад

      dems are dumb yeah I was paraphrasing

    • @germaxicus6670
      @germaxicus6670 4 года назад +4

      @@surfstarcc1 Miami and public restrooms don't mix.

  • @swampcrawlerls1267
    @swampcrawlerls1267 4 года назад +440

    "Its like a burger my dad put in my hand when I was a kid"
    Give me a break man.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 4 года назад +82

      True. That was SO BAD. For a start the buns you buy don't go as flat as a pancake as soon as you touch them. The BUN ALONE would give away if it's one of the chain restaurants.

    • @dimwitsixtytwelve
      @dimwitsixtytwelve 4 года назад +6

      @@OffGridInvestor yeah they always squish the bun, super weird.

    • @okymek
      @okymek 4 года назад +20

      @@OffGridInvestor Maybe they could add pumps to the buns like the basketball shoes in the 90's. Might even improve the taste.

    • @AsianTheDomination
      @AsianTheDomination 4 года назад +25

      I literally felt my blood heating up when i heard that

    • @ionymous6733
      @ionymous6733 4 года назад +4

      Joking aside, if every time my dad made burgers it was as good as a whopper I'd have loved that! He burned a lot of burgers.

  • @alexledesma9850
    @alexledesma9850 3 года назад +44

    This weirdly made me want to get a whopper. They should probably hire him, Master of reverse psychology

  • @sniperfox99
    @sniperfox99 4 года назад +313

    0:50 That burger is literally crawling away from you.. Confirmed, definitely a real Whopper.

    • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
      @DarkEagle-vx9hd 4 года назад +7

      Please don't use literally incorrectly.

    • @JJarx
      @JJarx 4 года назад +41

      @@DarkEagle-vx9hd Shut up

    • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
      @DarkEagle-vx9hd 4 года назад +3

      @@JJarxDon't tell me to shut up. I don't like stupidity. And since you're against the cringeworthy misuse of the word literally, you must be stupid as well. 😎

    • @JJarx
      @JJarx 4 года назад +33

      @@DarkEagle-vx9hd just shut up

    • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
      @DarkEagle-vx9hd 4 года назад +2

      @@JJarx Nice attitude, guy. If you have a problem, we could've talked about it and maybe become friends. Instead, you decided to be a jerk. Good day, sir.

  • @01Kingfresh
    @01Kingfresh 4 года назад +392

    0:50 the Whopper is slightly moving on Mahk's plate Lmaooo

  • @kylemalachowski
    @kylemalachowski 4 года назад +194

    The way he says Whopper. Lmao
    “Wahpoer”

  • @emilygracey
    @emilygracey 3 года назад +12

    I almost die at the "I kneel before your grease soaked robe" everytime and I must have watched at least 20 times. It never gets old.

    • @ekimnamdets6946
      @ekimnamdets6946 3 года назад

      “Shit smeared on the walls” had me dying

  • @anakinskywalker4086
    @anakinskywalker4086 4 года назад +78

    Why does the Burger King guy asking the questions look like a disguised Ronald McDonald?

  • @scottwilliams7726
    @scottwilliams7726 4 года назад +422

    Try the new impossible burger, tastes like it was made from missing homeless people.

    • @adamstull2436
      @adamstull2436 4 года назад +20

      That would be their next invention. The cannibal burger with a side of finger fries.

    • @synth505
      @synth505 4 года назад +26

      Soylent green anyone?

    • @walkermorales337
      @walkermorales337 4 года назад +8

      scott williams I tried it since it was free, it was extremely dry and crumbly, it tasted like meat but if it was left out for a day or two and was reheated

    • @mavelaw
      @mavelaw 4 года назад +1

      LMAO HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @crimson90
      @crimson90 4 года назад +3

      Fuck you, it's actually really good.

  • @htx-brad
    @htx-brad 4 года назад +484

    “They are America’s 5th favorite place to get heart disease for a reason”
    I’m so dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @MelodicTurtleMetal
      @MelodicTurtleMetal 4 года назад +2

      Can you name the others? As an Australian, I can only say with confidence McDonald's, Burger King (Hungry Jack's here), and KFC.

    • @MyShiroyuki
      @MyShiroyuki 4 года назад +1

      MelodicTurtleMetal Heart Attack Grill, I think. First one that came to mind for me.

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 4 года назад +2

      From heart disease?

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 4 года назад +3

      @@MelodicTurtleMetal Wendys, KFC, McDonalds, and Popeyes. Not in that order

    • @MelodicTurtleMetal
      @MelodicTurtleMetal 4 года назад

      @@e-tan3911 Wendy's failed here, in don't recall it being special. Don't think we've ever had a Popeyes..
      Thanks

  • @danieljuno810
    @danieljuno810 Год назад +5

    3:10 Mahk is so amazing at just telling it, how it is. Respect.

  • @timoshi119
    @timoshi119 4 года назад +32

    Love how arbys was the poop emoji. No one says "hey arbys sounds like a good dinner choice".

    • @Korbanial
      @Korbanial 4 года назад +10

      i like arbys...

    • @gregorysweet867
      @gregorysweet867 3 года назад +2

      @@Korbanial no you don’t

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 2 года назад +1

      Why does arbys get so much hate? Is it a regional thing?

    • @nitabagels6969
      @nitabagels6969 2 года назад

      I like Arby's

  • @delandpete
    @delandpete 4 года назад +277

    "I would rather have someone with Corona Virus sneeze directly into my open mouth than to hear you ask another redundant question." OMG DEAD

    • @hiru39
      @hiru39 4 года назад +5

      Literally

    • @demogorilla
      @demogorilla 4 года назад +2

      Thanks for reciting the video you boob

    • @workisfun...2438
      @workisfun...2438 4 года назад +2

      Too soon?
      Nah! LOL

    • @cfreze00
      @cfreze00 4 года назад +1

      P Popovich Exactly just freakin died

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 3 года назад

      @@demogorilla Thanks for stating the obvious you little edge lord.

  • @kellynolen498
    @kellynolen498 4 года назад +227

    I love how arbys was censored with a poop emoji
    *1:47*

    • @mikinatsumi7772
      @mikinatsumi7772 3 года назад +6

      Right, their sandwiches are pretty nasty

    • @thechannel7401
      @thechannel7401 3 года назад +11

      みき Arby’s isn’t that bad

    • @purpledragon2504
      @purpledragon2504 3 года назад +5

      みき I love Arby’s what do you mean. It’s amazing

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 3 года назад +10

      Usually people that like to make fun of Arby's literally have never been to one. They use some legit meat. Get a beef and cheddar then talk to me. Also some of the best fast food fries you'll get

    • @muratkahraman8313
      @muratkahraman8313 3 года назад

      idk about our countries but in here arbys is very famous for their delicious fries... burger is still shit though

  • @crazychristopher1989
    @crazychristopher1989 4 года назад +91

    "You were definitely raised in a Ronald McDonald House and I am not talking about the charity."-Mahk, 2020

  • @visionemu2458
    @visionemu2458 4 года назад +11

    "I Kneel before your grease sooked robe."

  • @evanpipe43
    @evanpipe43 4 года назад +1456

    Guy: The burger in front of you is 100% beef..
    Mahk: Its a whopper.
    Guy: Mike Wazowski face

    • @middleclassbogan9741
      @middleclassbogan9741 4 года назад +53

      Whapa

    • @King_Karnage
      @King_Karnage 4 года назад +38

      Mahk: It's a Wappah

    • @noirceur_
      @noirceur_ 4 года назад +13

      The fact they have to reassure you that it's 100% beef and not 99% beef seems like a major insecurity flaw with them tbh.

    • @onik6512
      @onik6512 4 года назад +5

      Get it right- Woappah

    • @noirceur_
      @noirceur_ 4 года назад +2

      @@onik6512 wtf, who are we, George Lopez now?

  • @cristobaldelatorre3484
    @cristobaldelatorre3484 4 года назад +121

    I guess the person who was in charge of the Chevy marketing team got fired and Burger King just got Chevy sloppy seconds

    • @sinskinner
      @sinskinner 4 года назад +2

      Sounds about right lol

  • @meekermotions
    @meekermotions 3 года назад +4

    I worked at a Burger King, we do not cut the vegetables daily. Literally we just make a bunch at the beginning of the week and use those.

  • @HappyKoufax
    @HappyKoufax 3 года назад +1

    “Cut I’m sorry can we get a new actor for this guy I mean he’s is just killing the whole room here” .
    I’m fucking dead at 3:37am 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hockeyboyz5250
    @hockeyboyz5250 4 года назад +149

    Omg I'm going to play this on a speaker in a Burger King

    • @richardtodd6843
      @richardtodd6843 4 года назад +24

      The employees will love it.

    • @samcruce5459
      @samcruce5459 4 года назад +1

      Good one

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 4 года назад +14

      Good luck, nobody will be able to hear it because of the screaming kids, the crazy crackheads and the drunks fighting by the soda machine.

  • @YureiZenSakura
    @YureiZenSakura 4 года назад +23

    *"Look at his hairline, its in galaxy far far away"*
    Bruh this killed me 😂😂

  • @teerboyd
    @teerboyd 3 года назад +2

    "i knew this was a BK because there was a guy nursing a stabwound in the toilet and shit smeared all over the wall"
    i've been laughing for 5 minutes straight

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 3 года назад +3

    2:11 EXACTLY! That dude like wtf okay mr. Monopoly man

  • @NoTimeForThatNow
    @NoTimeForThatNow 4 года назад +277

    God I so want to be recruited into one of those real-people commercials so Mahk can make fun of me.

    • @Sellipsis
      @Sellipsis 4 года назад +19

      NoTimeForThatNow weird fetish but okay

    • @NoTimeForThatNow
      @NoTimeForThatNow 4 года назад +15

      Kilo thanks for accepting me!

    • @texasrebel7754
      @texasrebel7754 4 года назад +4

      Do you really want to be exposed to the world as a freaking moron like so many of the people in these ads are?

    • @NoTimeForThatNow
      @NoTimeForThatNow 4 года назад +6

      Texas Rebel dude, I would frickin love to be made fun of by Mahk! It’s the only reason I would ever do a commercial like these. Tell me you wouldn’t!

    • @carlostaffanelly418
      @carlostaffanelly418 4 года назад +4

      @@texasrebel7754 they're not morons, they're actors. Paid to say bullshit and eat cold burgers with a smile

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 4 года назад +158

    The worst of Coronavirus: Now until Easter.
    The worst of Burger King: Will never end.

  • @patriotsfan4life103
    @patriotsfan4life103 4 года назад +6

    “I hate you”. Had me laughing like crazy

  • @bobapjok4241
    @bobapjok4241 3 года назад +4

    This might be the best of all his "real life" things. Pretty much non-stop laughing

  • @twostep919
    @twostep919 4 года назад +117

    Almost to a million subscribers! I remember when you only had 30k.

  • @karasu_3406
    @karasu_3406 4 года назад +283

    “I’m not a member of OSHA, but I’m pretty sure that’s restaurant standard”

  • @aaronyoung484
    @aaronyoung484 3 года назад +4

    Burgers in the adverts: "Oh my god, this is life changing food! I have to call my mother and tell her I'm now a changed person since tasting this culinary perfection! My reality has been shattered!"
    Burgers in reality: "I literally cannot taste the difference between this and something from a street stand."

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 8 дней назад

      Unless you're at a proper restaurant or make it yourself

  • @chrisw6164
    @chrisw6164 2 года назад +3

    BK changed their buns a few years ago and now the Whopper tastes like a sponge.

  • @htx-brad
    @htx-brad 4 года назад +72

    Mhak: *uploads*
    Me: So it’s that time of month.

  • @rankednoob4595
    @rankednoob4595 4 года назад +193

    Mahk still on about his tomatoes... and burger king still puts them on...

    • @BuzzinVideography
      @BuzzinVideography 4 года назад +1

      Ranked Noob it’s a real thing. Just saying; some of us hate it

    • @realbland
      @realbland 4 года назад

      god i hate tomatoes they suck so bad
      almost as bad as garlic

    • @rankednoob4595
      @rankednoob4595 4 года назад +1

      @@realbland Easy now, garlic is good.

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 8 дней назад

      Tomatoes are amazing.
      Don't know how you goofballs eat mayonnaise, disgusting

  • @thekbs1
    @thekbs1 3 года назад

    lmfao! "I would rather have someone with Corona Virus sneeze directly in my open mouth" funniest thing ever!

  • @jasonmiglia2836
    @jasonmiglia2836 3 года назад +3

    This guy is freaking hilarious he needs a TV show

  • @Chubbzdabubb
    @Chubbzdabubb 4 года назад +196

    Absolutely no one:
    Mahk: WHAPPA

  • @rc.obsession8207
    @rc.obsession8207 4 года назад +65

    Mahk is about to give Jimmy Dean Kimmel a Whapping.

  • @kj7792
    @kj7792 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bring this guy back!!!! I miss him it's 2023. We need this humor back please🙏

    • @TimelordPrime
      @TimelordPrime 6 месяцев назад +6

      No chance, Mahk was a bad bad boy.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 6 месяцев назад

      @@TimelordPrime ya I heard. But I know there are other new yorkers that could do the same. I love their accent and humor about things. 🤗

    • @TimelordPrime
      @TimelordPrime 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@kj7792 I was heartbroken about the news. His videos were always hilarious.

    • @Daud-ix4tm
      @Daud-ix4tm 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TimelordPrimeSame I'm separating the art from the artist here. These videos are classics

    • @TimelordPrime
      @TimelordPrime 6 месяцев назад

      @@Daud-ix4tm I still watch them because they are great.

  • @holyfamilycrusader3512
    @holyfamilycrusader3512 4 года назад +3

    He went all-out with his roasts 😂😂
    One could say he “grilled” them 😜

  • @Drewster327
    @Drewster327 4 года назад +51

    "I rather have someone with coronavirus sneeze into my mouth than hear another dumb question" IM DEAD

  • @DefaOmega
    @DefaOmega 4 года назад +356

    "Why's mine look so different than you guys's? Oh because mines actually a whoppa"
    Honestly he could just do commercial comparisons vs what the real thing looks like and cut all these dumb commercials down.

    • @thetechrealist
      @thetechrealist 3 года назад

      @Mr. 8-Bit Doggo no just no

    • @thetechrealist
      @thetechrealist 3 года назад

      @Mr. 8-Bit Doggo not you sorry, I meant defa omega

  • @christinacolosanto545
    @christinacolosanto545 2 года назад +1

    I especially appreciate how you kept our sanity by making them not want to sell us the same stupid shit commercials 60 times a day.THANK YOU!!

  • @creepingdeath4life359
    @creepingdeath4life359 3 года назад +3

    literally choked on my food laughing so hard while watching this.

  • @TitanGoPunch
    @TitanGoPunch 4 года назад +146

    The damn mayo in the one corner. Accurate as hell

  • @HumanManPeopleGuy
    @HumanManPeopleGuy 4 года назад +88

    "I cAnT bEliEVe tHiS iS bUrGer kiNg... I hate you" 😂😂😂

  • @osiestewart4216
    @osiestewart4216 4 года назад

    Been WAITING for this vid since the commercial during the Super Bowl.... keep up the hilarity Mahk!

  • @KapitalElement
    @KapitalElement Год назад

    The mayo all on one side half leaking out of the sandwich is what makes the Whopper special

  • @d.mat.zero6525
    @d.mat.zero6525 4 года назад +14

    Mahk worst enemy is a guy who is from NJ and drives a Chevy up to him while eating a whooper w/tomato’s, trying to give him a handshake.

  • @surfstarcc1
    @surfstarcc1 4 года назад +31

    "I would rather have somebody with coronavirus sneeze directly into my open mouth then hear you ask one more redundant question!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @soleclaw6521
    @soleclaw6521 4 года назад

    I needed this today! Thank you!

  • @42luke93
    @42luke93 4 года назад +4

    0:37
    Seriously the way they lay out the fries and burger. It looks really good but looks like Burger King.

  • @ImZacAttack
    @ImZacAttack 4 года назад +51

    "I knew it was a burger king because in the bathroom someone was nursing a stab wound"

    • @nancybogart3899
      @nancybogart3899 4 года назад

      Im Zac Attack you-- TOO FUNNY! Love it!

    • @sweetmcnasty
      @sweetmcnasty 4 года назад

      and shit stains all over the walls.

  • @noaht5191
    @noaht5191 4 года назад +10

    “Yeah, that’s definitely a Whoppah”
    -Mahk 2020

  • @mtndewurface
    @mtndewurface 3 года назад

    Got me rolling at "Must be a star wars fan, because that Hairline is in a galaxy far far away"

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod 3 года назад +1

    Every time Mark says "Whopa" I wanna kick a puppy.

  • @fourwheeledfloridian2346
    @fourwheeledfloridian2346 4 года назад +21

    “Whoppah” “Burgah”

  • @MarkSoupial
    @MarkSoupial 4 года назад +53

    BK looks and tastes the same every time, this would only work on someone who has never been there

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 4 года назад +7

      Very true. All BK food has a unique..... quality, let's call it. Kind of like food from McDonalds or Taco Bell, no matter what you order it'll always have that same unique flavor that lets you ID it as food from that place.

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium 4 года назад +2

      Yeah I could ID one blindfolded. They are a unique shape and flavor. I used to work at BK and could make my own food, it didn't matter what I put on it, or how fresh everything was, it still tastes like a whopper.

  • @carlosparacio5679
    @carlosparacio5679 4 года назад

    The flies buzzing during the ad at the end pissed me off. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ralphralpherson9441
    @ralphralpherson9441 Год назад

    I fucking died when he talked about the bathroom and shit smeared on the walls. Ahahahahahahaha. Well done.

  • @joshacollins84
    @joshacollins84 4 года назад +4

    3:18 , Thank you Mahk and random skinny guy. That laugh, was just what I needed.

  • @mexifinn7830
    @mexifinn7830 4 года назад

    Thank-you Mahk for doing the work of the gods and keeping us entertained during these times!

  • @hersh1286
    @hersh1286 4 года назад

    Just found this channel and it's amazing. Very funny. Thanks for making my day a bit better.

  • @DrunkStormtrooper
    @DrunkStormtrooper 4 года назад +11

    “I-I I can’t believe this is Burger King” haha I hate that guy too 😂

  • @xzanm9216
    @xzanm9216 4 года назад +29

    If zebra did daily uploads: 🤩🤩🤭

    • @smithgdwg
      @smithgdwg 4 года назад +5

      Well he probably has time on his hands now.

  • @metalheadmaniac8686
    @metalheadmaniac8686 4 года назад

    Hair line is in a galaxy far far away
    Dude your a frickin comedy genius

  • @j-j8984
    @j-j8984 3 года назад

    I found this channel 5 minutes ago, and it's already my favorite channel

  • @kanyevil127
    @kanyevil127 4 года назад +71

    I haven’t watch this yet but I know it’s going to be hilarious.

  • @danchang9976
    @danchang9976 4 года назад +80

    He is expanding his horizons to fast food now. Time to out burger the king

    • @MrChumpus
      @MrChumpus 4 года назад +13

      He did Burger King a long time ago

    • @patrickwade3150
      @patrickwade3150 4 года назад

      Search "impossible whopper" on RUclips....hilarious

    • @elliotw4606
      @elliotw4606 4 года назад +1

      In that case he needs to battle the Wendys Twitter handle. Gawd thatd be the roast battle of the century 😂😂😂

    • @VictorStuber
      @VictorStuber 4 года назад

      I mean he gotta diversify. Those chevy commercials aint gonna air forever.

    • @elliotw4606
      @elliotw4606 4 года назад

      @@VictorStuber at least lets hope they dont.

  • @goodoldcarburetors5592
    @goodoldcarburetors5592 3 года назад

    I could watch these videos all day

  • @brianhaygood183
    @brianhaygood183 4 года назад

    OMG!!! Mahk!!! This is your moment!!! GM just got tasked with building ventilators. You have to do something about that!

  • @NikolaiPCulp
    @NikolaiPCulp 4 года назад +31

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Mahk: *IT’S A WHOPPAH*

    • @J0Ecorreia
      @J0Ecorreia 4 года назад +1

      Considering Whopper is in the title, I would think everyone would expect that

  • @elijacon-duffy6511
    @elijacon-duffy6511 4 года назад +16

    0:08
    “Jimmy Dean Kimmel”💀

  • @beastlymclaren4631
    @beastlymclaren4631 4 года назад +30

    “ I I can’t believe this is Burger King” like seriously? Just because they made it look more presentable doesn’t mean the flavor changed!

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 3 года назад +2

      What if they actually grilled these? They are going into the actors' mouths, they're still edible

  • @michelevitarelli
    @michelevitarelli 4 года назад

    Great video. Thanks for the laughs. Very much appreciated.