ZEBRA CORNER TV: The Negotiatah - Mahk's Island - Blind News
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- Опубликовано: 20 июн 2018
- And Now for Something Completely Different.... We bring you Zebra Corner TV. This episode we explore the world's worst hostage negotiator, if Mahk were on Gilligan's Island, and the world's first ever blind news corespondent. Stay tuned next week for a brand new Chevy commercial parody. Same Mahk-time, same Mahk-channel.
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Credits
contributing writers:
@Zactownsend_
@Kyle_Ruse
@JamesBaileyhaha
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I'll give you a view, a like on this video, and a 1 dollar donation on your patreon. You take that, and you just walk away.
Mitchel swanson You win best comment I’ve read today!
Oxyrisen thank you I am but a humble comment boi
That comment was funnier than this entire video.
Mitchel swanson did he say “bud” or butt?
Arch are you talking about the part where he says he's not a magician? If that's what you're asking about then he said but.
“And thats why they call me the N-word” 😂😂😂
Frank Hamilton they call you the n word “nerd”
Frank Hamilton I fucking died at that part lol
Shit.....I just wrote the same damn thing !!! Lol
Sorry bud
I spit my drink
😂😂😂
Chevy made a lot of new commercials. Just saying Mahk
Professor Tryndamere I was thinking the same thing there slacking lol
Omg that couples one! 😔 cringy at best
i agree! every time i see new chevy commercials i get excited for Mahk to use them next lol.
Some of them feel like they're actually Teeing them up for Mahk.
Subaru too! That blind guy one, would be halarious.
imagine if anyone caught mahk in a chevy
VinFTW hahaha
The Grand Vitara will never die!
I’d feel so betrayed
He drives a Chevy Aveo, he loves the gas mileage and its a looker.
He was burying it, it died in the boat crash
If Mahk doesn’t get his own TV show by the end of 2018, I say we riot!
Graviteh We will riot TriHard
Graviteh
We neeeed it!
I’m with ya
No justice, no peace!
i mean. he kinda looks like Michael C. Hall from dexter
Mahk and his brothers should start a burger joint. MahkDonalds
Christian York Mahk and Donny
Christian York mahkdowell's
Christian York all Chevy owners get turned away.
Christian York sweet!
😂😂😂halairious
You had me at “and that’s why the call me the N-word”. That’s some 10/10 humor right there
I feel like I’m watching a youtube vid from 2007. but in a good way
PGHWRX why?
PGHWRX the peak was reached in 2012, that's what happened that year
Reminds me of the days when I was waiting for new BalloonShop videos in high school.
Fat Mac! Time to start cultivating that mass buddy
Mahk has just enough time to call an Uber and get to the hospital to say goodbye to his Grandma, but when the Uber gets there... it’s a Chevy. What does Mahk do?
Runs to the hospital
He will negotiate death to give him more time.
He's walking either way.
He'll see her at the funeral.
Doesn't matter what he does; either way he's gonna end up walking.
Loving the amateur skits. Reminds me of old RUclips
Mrgranturismo4ever - I'd say they are better than amateur!
The Gilligan’s Island skit was my favorite 😂 “Nope. Gilligan died in the boat crash. It’s a tragedy..” lmaoooo
If Mahk was on Gilligan's Island it would only be 1 episode
I had to pause at the "...and MAHK" part 🤣
Because they all escaped or because everyone is dead?
@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 yes
"Just walk away."
Words of wisdom Mahk
Nice gameplay of detroit: become human mahk.
Some One i was thinking that aswell
Some One *Boston: Become Mahk
Kenny Petrov *YES*
RUclips: Become Mahk
Detroit become human + kung fury
I always thought they should just get rid of Gilligan. Thank you Mahk.
Mark J in really life Gilligan would of been either drowned by the crew or Donner Partied. Lol
Billy Ray Valentine dude, Brady would get a 3 way with Marry-Anne and Ginger.... possibly a 4 some with Mrs. Howell if he was particularly randy.
Holy moly Gilligan's Island, that's a blast from the past. "Gilligan died in the boat crash" XD
I want a car that fast, but not a Chevy xD Lol
A Chevy would only be fast ,behind a tow truck.
@Rikudo Otsutsuki !%#^@*#^@>+$*#8
:)
@Rikudo Otsutsuki ;)
@Rikudo Otsutsuki :|
@Rikudo Otsutsuki >:)
I'll give ya three JD Power Awards, and you just walk away...
I loved the Giligan's Island one, what a classic!
I’m glad someone finally gave Gilligan what he had coming to him 😂😂😂😂‼️
Long time no see
That's funny, that's real funny. You stay up all night thinking of that you piece of sh-
*consider yourself NEGOTIATED*
Just watch Mahk, enjoy and laugh, and just walk away
I just found this RUclips channel. To today was the most unproductive day of my life, I've shit my pants like 20x today laughing.
A yuengling, an 82nd Airborne coin and a pretzel stick.. take that and walk away..
"... Picture of Anne Hathaway and a bus token." SOLD!😉
Look the best i can do is two double A batteries , a picture of ann hathaway and a bust token, just take it and walk away"
Jtc TV bus token.
Like for riding a bus.
Also he said D batteries...
When he said "a dog barking in the distance" my dog was barking.
A comb, a used Blistex, my house keys, and a new Zebra Corner. Just take that - and walk away.
A like after two years, a comment, and a car emoji (🚗), just take that.. And walk away
@@longemen3000 - I barely recall making this statement. I'll just take it and walk away. 😉
"That's why they call me the N word" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Just take that and just walk away” okie
There are new Chevy & Subaru commercials to rip... Blind guy Subaru commercial is right up your alley!
Fun fact there’s a swamp park in Miami that has a rotted out ss minnow on the side of a random hiking trail. I saw it 8 years ago and thought it was an old shipwreck.
now thats comedy!
I’ve been on a Mahk binge for the past seven hours (on and off)...
DUDE, I GOT A RAZOR CUT RIGHT OVER MY LIPS, STOP WRECKING IT XDDD
more of this mahk. This wasnt spectacular but i see genuine awesomeness if you keep it up.
You done mourning Tom Brady’s Super Bowl loss?
JK
Because I’m not done either 😭😭😭
Fuck Philly eagles
a ten
...and your mom.
Too funny. East coast humor from back home. Especially the Chevy ones.
I love the commercials that add to the giddy feeling of watching this
The I-93 is American but the emergency vehicles were from Toronto (Canada)
There really needs to be a ZCN. I would watch that all day!
Ok I take the two D batteries and the lifetime bus pass.. Great job again, boyz... LMAO
Everything yes!! Shades of Kung Fury! Tank you.
James Smith fuck! Laser raptor!
The trigger discipline was good in this video
Mahk 4 president
1:14 I knew instantly it was gilligans island...INSTANTLY!!!
@ 1:55 - PLOT TWIST: It was never Gilligan's fault; the hat was cursed to bring misfortune upon the wearer. We can't blame Gilligan for anything. He was well-meaning, cheerful and an over-all pleasant fellow. He took the hat upon himself to make sure no one else suffers its cruel fate. However, he realized it was the hat which caused the boat he was on to crash, and maroon everyone on that island. Which is why he tried so hard to make the others on the island happy. He was only trying to make the best for them because he knew he was the reason for their misfortune. And, now...Mahk has his crown-of-thorns to bare...a crown...which he put on his own head...and the crown comes in the shape of...THAT HAT!!!
Dun-dun-DUUUUUNNNNN!!!
1:19 “And Mahk”
That made me lose it
That moment when you realize other people watch Gilligan's Island
Way to go Mahk! It's about time you got some new stuff out there. I like that you are experimenting in new directions. Looking forward to the next one.
(News Reporter Mahk) Imagine if Mahk spoke normally like this all the time. Like a normal person. Normal.
I drive a Tahoe. Love that sled!
Plot twist:
Mahk drives a 1992 Chevy caprice...
It's also the V6 model and is extremely under powered...
Mahk's hate for chevy explained.
Adventures of Will and Shelby Now thats funny.
Adventures of Will and Shelby there's no 1992 v6 caprice 😒
Mr G fine, it's a 96... if you have had the opportunity to commute in a 4.3 powered b body, you get the point.
Take it,,, and just walk away
This is brilliant, please do more like this. I love the Chevy commercial videos but I’d like to see you branch out and do other comedic stuff
“And that’s why that call me the n word” hard to believe this is already 2 years old. I remember this video getting released
Discount mahky mahk
Jtc TV lmao 😂
This would be a dope series
Trying to negotiate with your junk inventory in fallout without any charisma points be like.
Oh this is fantastic, definitely one of your best pieces. Keep up the great work Mark.
Love this shit lol
The theatre tickets was a good deal. I'll take that.
"I want a car out front...something fast...NOT A CHEVY" FUCKING DEAD LOL
Mahk, the best negotiator in the world. He wasn’t trying to save the hostage, he was just fucking with the shooter whilst the sniper was making the shot.
I love this. Do more of this shit!
Zebrer Cornah!
Mahk's the Best...
Love the episodes always looking forward for more...
I really liked Mahk's parody of Gilligan's Island, one of my favorite shows
Gotta give it up to the bad guy....nice trigger discipline.
Something Fast! NOT a Chevy!!!!!
I see great things in Mahk's future! I know he will be famous and we will remember his old RUclips channel.
Best video yet. This could make for a great recurring series. Once a month or something like that
Finally
Lol 420 pm
I just smoked and this is the video I landed on 😂🤣😂
I almost shit myself at the "and Mahk’" 🤣
2:30 I-93 is an actual interstate in my city lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guys, coincidence alert! Chevy commercial popped up when I started watching this, like for coincidence!
Alex Zander what the fuck are you on about?
Aesthetic Trump It's not irony, maybe if it was on the Chevy parodies, but it's irrelevant. Just because one line says not a Chevy doesn't make it ironic that he got a Chevy commercial.
Ok. You don’t need to get all mean about guys. I just found it kind of funny that a Chevy commercial played on one of mahk’s videos.
When I said irony alert I was referring to mahk’s videos as a whole, not just this one.
I don’t really understand how this makes me “retarded”. Could someone please explain?
Robo-Creeper_V2, you misused the word irony, then proceeded to beg for likes.
Not to mention, this video had nothing to do with a Chevy.
It was just an irrelevant comment.
It doesn't make your "retarded", but it does make you look stupid.
@@yeahiconquerworldsofficial, you presented a proper case but it had 1 flaw.
The content creator doesn't get to choose what specific ad is shown.
Which means that he only enabled ads, then RUclips ran a Chevy ad on his channel.
I can understand you weren't begging for likes, but it definitely wasn't irony.
watch out snl zebra corner will come for you HEY MARHHK PIN THIS SHIT
ADreviews76 hell yea
ADreviews76 keep trying and maybe one day you'll get the almighty pin...
aww will kepp trying since i keep rewatching some of the older videos
Tom Guthrie on the motorcycle was priceless.
This is one of a comeback which needs to be on t.v. to show the real thing
There are a bunch of new annoying ass Chevy commercials that are demanding to be fixed through your presence.
Chevy is #1!!!! =^)
IS THAT YOU POCH?
You are consistently brilliant but I really think this is your best work!
The Gilligan sequence is hilarious!
At a mill subs you get botox in your forehead.
I love Chevy!
Nuhan Hidayat that's great!
Not everyone is into that whole going AND stopping thing.
Nuhan Hidayat yeah, 50 years ago...
Probably a fuckin communist.
Nuhan Hidayat where you from?
Arch the past
Omg loved the Gilligan skit lmao Perfect editing
I love these guys.
I’ve been waiting so long for this video
3:30 Mahk would legit be a good news anchor!
This guy absolutely needs to be in movies, he should also do a movie with mark wahlberg.
Good to see you guys back.
You need to parody the new Chevy commercial where they say, "We got a JD Power Award for this sedan. Oh - and we got one for this pickup truck. Oh - and we also got one for this crossover."
"Right everybody?" 😂🤣
Loved the skits! Lmao!
Oh my gosh this is so hilarious!
I love your videos bro! I especially love the 4:20pm EST joke..
Also in general this new idea is f'n awesome. You rock Mahk! I can appreciate all the Bahston jokes and references to 80's/90's stuff. I don't know if anybody younger than their mid 20's would understand a lot of this stuff.
Keep them coming buddy!
Holy shit these were all so funny. Well done, ZC, fantastic content as always!
Hilarious video thanks!