If "Real People" Commercials Were Real Life - CHEVY Social Distancing
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
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Followed you on ig.
You’re the reason I’m getting through quarantine. Thanks!
Your the man thanks for making me laugh. I love your work, you bring it a whole new level of hilarious. Greetings with love from Chicago 💪😁
Tom brady looks beautiful in the background.
I love these
Thanks for makeing quarantine bearable
This dude has singlehandedly convinced me to never even consider touching a Chevy
Honestly bro chevys are garbage. Am I right guys!
@@E1ev1n lol ok
Indeed
@@E1ev1n I'm a life long Chevy fan and I'll be the first to admit they make garbage.
Chevy convinced me of that themselves
I love how these ads say "real people not actors" implying that actors aren't real people
Thats the thing. If you hire someone and train them to memrize lines and script they aren't "actors" because they never worked as an actor or got paid to "act". They are a "focus group" as they love to call them.... so it's just more bullshit from Chevy
@Tom Arnold Based comment
Sorry, actors are fake, plastic people that portray real people. They are like living mannequins, but with a script. =)
@Scribble Scrable true its time we radicalize them into communism
real people would have punched that personal space invading creepazoid in the face before calling the cops.
Chevy has been practicing social distance since long ago: people like to stay away from their cars.
betoen I was gonna make this joke but you beat me to it. Good on you my friend
Halarious
*caahs
Not me, I will have a black 2021 vette twin turbo!
@@tammyforbes2101 hahah okay mate 🤣 still a POS even if it does "exist"
Im sure this man alone has decreased chevy sales in the last 3 years
Chevy did that themselves.
Actually mahk is not the only one criticizing their products. its all over internet
“He definitely looks like he is eating cookies with Chris Hansen” that is pure gold
Sometimes you see a comment so accurate you gotta look at it a few times before you leave the comment section. This. Is one of those times
That got me sooo good lol
I agree
I was just thinking about chris before the video how tf
Lmao
“The Earth is breaking down so fast you would think it was assembled by Chevy.” That, sir, is murder. Hahah
The best cars I have ever had were a second hand Eldorado and two brand new Chevys. Guess which cars gave me headache? German premium cars. Yep.
@@manoman0 You been eatin' cookies with Chris Hansen?
manoman0 How much did they pay you for the endorsement?
@@manoman0 Found the paid actor lol
I fucking died when he said said that.
“Are you still getting a paycheck?” No. “Then your ass got fired.”
Z28Gaming so many likes and one comment
Meh few hundred.
That's not even what he said, it's the easiest type of comment you can make and you fucked it up. Christ on a bike.
@@Z28Gaming how is he mad?
@@Z28Gaming based on?
"Well of course he did, but still!". LMAO, I'm subscribed for life
Been here for years
😂😂😂😂😂
I died laughing 🤣🤣
@@smallenginekid6252 are you that dude from the vid?
you stole my last name
Chevy: "social distancing is important"
Chevy spokesperson: (invades personal space to sexual harassment levels)
They just got Bidened. Oof!
Spike Flea Or it’s just too easy of a joke and they actually wanna be funny, not derivative.
@Spike Flea They already made fun of Biden for that in another video.
@Spike Flea triggered
Oh my fucking Christ. Just because all you think about is fucking doesn't mean someone getting close to you is sexual harassment.
“Are you disturbed? Bc I’m not tryna come down with the sickness”
Ooo wah-ah-ah-ah!!!
Fuck me that joke got me.
i didnt get it till i red this comment lmao
"Chevy Weintstein", LMFAO!
I lost it! Sick burn!
This was one of the highlights of the video lmao
Chevy bailout
Henry Greenwood I laughed my ass off to
Wish they had a Joe biden joke
“Take a step back Chevy Weinstein you’re creeping her out.”
lol
I was like “dang he is awfully close” and then I hear this line
That was the best line
@RaptorM82 now watch your annoying behavior
I thought he said winestain both are good
You still getting a paycheck?
"No"
Then your ass got fired.
11/10 accuracy of a dad.
Deon Denis not rly but ok
@@toasty9702 , if Mahrk has no source of income, and he has no job requirements than he’s been fired from a company or companies because the only reason people work in life is because of profits, and if the concepts of money completely disappeared overnight than human beings would have no desire to ever work a day in their lives, so yes there’s really no difference between being fired and firloading except that the terms sounds different but having the exact same definition.
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr If that was true, why do volunteers exist?
@@Chris.Pontius , volunteers are the exception, and not the rule of people only work for profits.
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr I agree, but you kinda made it sound like no one would ever work for free in your other statement.
Chevy has to acknowledge this guy one day.
I can guarantee there has been at least one meeting in the ad department about him.
siukong and like most meetings if wasn’t productive, and nothing changed.
They probably love him because it's extra advertising for them. Even if Mahk is hating on them, they still get publicity.
They have and stopped a commercial a few years back
@@kftc1980 LOLOLOLOL #facts
"He's a tall drink of flint tap water."
I'm stealing that and using it on my extremely tall coworker next week.
How tall is he?
@@mafiapepe1144 extremely
A dislike within a minute of coming out. I think Chevy is stalking you
Its JD Powah, he's on to Mahk.
Dr. JB h.c. No that was me
@@cameraman655 well wtf is wrong with you?
@@chipsreviews3962 he works for jd powah and gm.
Very believable
I love that grandma is still talking on mute.
Yelp
Lol
“He has the face of a date rapist but likability of a regular rapist”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So are we saying that date rapists are worse than regular rapists? Cause I would think the regular kind would be worse since at least with a date rapist you get a free meal first.
@@roseNthorn not gonna lie, you had me in the first half there
That's a reference of an old Norm MacDonald joke.
Some journalist wrote a review of SNL in the 90s and said of Arte Lang that he has "all the charm of a date rapist" and Norm's response to hearing this was "Well, a date rapist has to have way more charm than a regular rapist!"
Nawww dude "hes the type of dude to write comments on pornhub" 😍😂😂😂😂
“I didn’t get fire, I got furloughed.” The catchphrase of 2020
Better one is: " You have been SELECTED to participate in our WORKFORCE ADJUSTMENT PROGRAM"! Makes one feel HONORED to be canned! This "line" was used on me 10 years ago, didn't feel so bad about losing my job. LOL
@@TheOzthewiz I think that one's good because when they reveal your just fired it's a relief.
Are you still getting a paycheck?
"Are you Disturbed?" That line is awesome!
More like an industructable MASTER OF WAAAAAR (against chevy)
Anyone else "down with the sickness" lately?
@@dvollmer12 ...let the bodies hit the floor...
Ew wah ah ah ah
Came to say this, you beat me
"What did you wanna be when you grew up?"
"Probably not infected with Coronavirus."
LOL best line XD
When will Chevy learn to stop making these kind of commercials?
Czarcasm probably never tbh
Never
as long as chevy exists, NEVER !
When their head isn’t stuck up their ass
If Chevy stops, then Mahk won't have a job... AGAIN
"You're like a drug sniffing dog in a wu tan clan tour bus"
That has to be one of the best one liners ive ever heard
I was lookin for this
I laughed at this for a solid three minutes! First time in years I laughed so hard!
"They cut my electricity"
**sitting in lit up room**
flaggboy lit...
Gasoline generator?
@@tristan9811 Gay
Korvus if he had a generator which ignites gasoline for power then he has both a lighter but access to the stove.
@@Elliot.2591 Eitherway he has power. If he has a gas stove especially. Use one of those Blue Rhino tanks lol
"Are you disturbed, cause im not tryna come down with the Sickness" LMFAOO
If I saw Mahk in an actual car commercial I'd probably be convinced to buy their product.
Suzuki grand Vitara Baby
Well maybe not but if someone paid my man Mahk id have consider it at least for a second
@@kellynolen498 what if it was a Suzuki
@@MonarchCorporate i dont care if it was a unicycle that used to be tricycle with more rust than metal if it was sponsored by mahk id devote at least a brain sell and 2 seconds to truly consider buying it
@@kellynolen498 what if is a 1970 Chevy Chevelle or 1969 Camaro
“Chevy Weinstein” 😂
There’s no way these people weren’t paid, especially since I still don’t understand the point of the commercial
The bit where mee-ma was muted but still visibly talking was a good touch.
“You guys want some oxys? I’m on Shopify now” 😂😂😂
They need another jay dee powah award
Why did I read this in his voice
Demo 7241
Due to lack of sales during the virus, they can’t afford the 5 million dollars it costs to buy a JD powah aword.
Yup they need a JD power award for the auto industry's most shitty "Real People" commercials.
Demo 7241 Jay Dee Powah
2020 social distancing award
"Are u Disturbed? Cause I'm not trying to come down with the sickness". 😂😂😂
What was Chevy even trying to do with the original commercial? Even without Mahk stepping in it makes no sense.
Hyperspeed1313 I think it was gonna lead into how big the space in the car is, I mean he was invading personal space so maybe they were gonna advertise how much space it has
Apparently it was a lane detection thing that will alert you if you're drifting out of your lane.
@youtubesucks THANK YOU. I have been searching for the commercial. Need to see this trainwreck of a commercial for myself 😂
"Chevy's are pretty good cars, so long as you ignore the build quality, drive train, chevy badge on the front and rear, and pretend you're in a Ford or Nissan"
If only Suzuki would come back to our shores and make a new Grand Vitara...A man can dream..
Wait non the new Bronco.
Ford is trash except for their trucks (minus the ranger), Nissan is alright 🤔 they often have transmission issues well after 20k miles. Stick with a Toyota/Lexus
You had me until you said Ford or Nissan LMAO. Ford and Nissan make some of the crappiest cars I've ever laid eyes on!
And yes! Ford trucks are probably the exception, but their cars are trash!
Oh god no. Not the Chevrona virus!
Run!
Mahk is what Amy Schumer thinks she looks like when she does stand up
Travers Kilroy Cooper Alvirez Like her father’s career.
Why do they keep putting her on tv? She’s vile. Nobody ever has nice things to say about her because she sucks! Yet, she’s apparently doing a cooking show with her husband. Then she’s on Tampax commercials and she really, really sucks. She bombed on net flicks and tv starts putting her everywhere. Ugh.
@@Sabbathissaturday Chuck Schumer.
Funny?
Amy who?
*"He's a tall drink of flint tap water, is what he is."* OMFG 😂
I missed that, going to need to rewatch it!
I live in Flint and laughed hard at that one
You look like a tall drink of mimosa 😍
@@andyfumo8931 and you look like a tall drink of simp
"The world is breaking down around so fast, you'd think the Earth was assembled by Chevy!" - Mahk's dad 🤣
"He looks like the type of guy that leaves comments on PornHub"! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm starting to get my sense of smell back and Boston is not the city you want to have your sense of smell in" can relate 🤣
Potsch is back?! I thought he went to live in the woods?
Well, Mike quit after his first day in the job because Mahk made him realize just how crappy Chevy is, so Chevy had to drag Potsch's ass out of the woods.
"Potsch" loooool
I've always wondered if it was Pausch or something but Potsch fits better.
I thought it was Parch. But I never really knew for sure, or even where that name came from.
Silas' mommy
Are you fucking stupid? Potsch??????? It’s fucking Parch, god damn ur a dumbass!
@@Joe-bs8hb haha! That's literally his name dude
“You’re like the shamwow guy for drugs” 🤣
I'm so happy youtube randomly recommended this channel to me some time ago.
Same
3
"This is the best Chevy commercial"
"No Chevys"
Lol😂
Lol
Poch: "Do you play baskeball?"
"why 'cause he's black?"
“Ok well of course he did”
@@homelander2243 😂
"I'm getting my sense of smell back, Boston isn't the city where you want your sense of smell, believe me."
Are you sure Chevy didn't just record an average day on their lot and then try to pass it off as a commercial?
Chevy lots actually got busier after people started social distancing. Because they thought it would be the best place to go and not see anyone.
Nah, that's still one person too many.
"This is an act of terrorism, Potch." lmao
"You're like the ShamWow guy for drugs"
@4:20
"The world is breaking down so fast you would think it was assembled by a Chevy"
Mahk's dad 2020
"A tall glass of flint tap water" god damn 😂☠
"The world's breaking down so fast, you'd think the Earth was assembled by Chevy." God damn that was savage!
I cant wait till he is actually in the ads
Suzuki should make a commercial with him!
I love how his grandmother has the same 5:00 Shadow as everybody else
Not even 10 seconds in and we've already got a "Down With The Sickness" reference. Perfect.
“Are you disturbed? Because I’m not trying to come down with the sickness” well played
“Tell him shawnda”🤣🤣
This man is the Gordon Ramsey of commercials.
Facts
"Of course he did, but still..." 0:44
Chevy Weinstein, LOL, what horrible advertising executive thought these commercials would make people want to buy a car?
“Well, of course he did but...”
😂😂😂😂😂
They cut the power off. Has lights on
And a gas stove wouldn’t require electricity 🤣
Why did that guy have a wall scroll of Danny DeVito?😂
I think the bigger question is why don't we all?!?! 🤔
@@mariannecontrino6297 true
“This is the best Chevy commercial yet, no Chevys”. 😂😂😂😂
CHEVY WEINSTEIN! AMAZING!
From cloth mask, tie gask mask and gloves, to a literal hazmat suit. The small jokes are funny
“Chevy Weinstein” ... has to pause to catch my breath. From laughing too hard, not from CoVi
0:37 lmao
I often work out of a Chevy dealership and they dont really practice social distancing. When I compare the lengths other dealers are doing.. I would rate them as below average. Also to make it worse, I had a screw in my tire. I brought my car into the Chevy dealer to take the screw out. I told them right rear, come back hours later. They were like there's no screw in the tire. I went back to my car, the screw was quite visible, air was audibly leaking. I talked to the employee actually working in the shop and he was told to look at the left front. I pointed out the problem tire and let the tire specialist and front tire shop clerk know what tire. And pointed out you can hear the leak. I came back later to grab my car, I took It home. Next day I'm driving and my tire goes flat. I look and the Same screw is still in the same tire. How bad at your job so you have to be to miss a screw protruding beyond the tread of the tire. I was going to buy some new tires soon from Chevy because I work with them so often but they were so disappointing that they dont deserve my business.
“Because he’s black he plays basketball”
We all watched the same video....no need to repeat it
Is that racist?
CazzSDMF ...Jesus, get over it 🤣🤣
Misaki From Wii Sports ...Absolutely not!
I don't play basketball...
"They cut my power off."
-Guy with lights on talking into a computer
Chevy Weinstein lol
Akilan Narayanaswamy I was crying laughing at that point
Right! Lol
If it was real then they would be admiring how clean the table is
"We really shouldn't be here doing this but... I need the money."
Me going into work every morning.
True Chevy story. We had borrowed the in-laws Chevy Silverado for about 6 months. It ran ok for the most part but one of the tire pressure sensors went out so when the alert came up on the LCD readout it disabled everything on the dash that wasn't a gauge. The old man wanted take it to his mechanic when we returned it so we left it. We could not disable it so we drove it for half a year with nothing but "Check Tire Pressure!" on the dash.
15 seconds. A new record!
This is great social commentary on the way things were in 2020. In 30 years, people will be using videos like this in their history reports.
React to Tom Brady leaving the Patriots
He's a Bucs fan now😂😂😂
@@Miatacrosser The man that plays Mahk actually hails from the Tampa Bay area in real life. Here's an interview that he and Ali did with AdWeek a couple of years ago. It's interesting.
www.google.com/amp/s/www.adweek.com/creativity/meet-the-two-guys-whove-made-ridiculing-chevrolet-ads-a-wicked-funny-art-form/amp/
The Mahky Bunch bit with the squares implies Mahk is married to Meemaw.
2 dislikes.
1 from Chevy, they other from the Coronavirus
Honestly, the second one was more due to the fact it was getting associated with Chevy than anything else.
Come on, because he's black he played basketball?"
"I did."
"Ok, well of course he did, but still..."
1:16
I didn’t know Joe Biden was in this Chevy commercial
Yes!!! I was waiting for this comment!😂😂
Love how everytime the camera switches back he's got an extra layer of protection 🤣
Mahk should do parody Progressive Insurance ads, or Geico commercials.
That would be friggin sweet 😎
“This is the best Chevy commercials yet... no chevys.”
Think this is just potsch doing his best Joe Biden impersonation
Gangladesh FACTS!!!!! 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Touching children and forgetting who he is?
Biden search history
Used Ice cream trucks
Bill Cosby fan club
How to seduce a family member
Dementia cures
That careful little spray at 1:00 cracks me up. Mahk cares for Potsch y'all.
If it wasn't for potsch and those shitty Chevy ads, you might not know our comedy exists.
When it cuts back to Mahk and each time he was more protected, I was expecting him to be in a air tight bubble
Should’ve called it the Tom Brady Bunch
Btw - if anyone is curious, the Raycons are ok. Sound quality is good. Noise isolation is very good. Bluetooth pairing is simple - open the case and they are connected.
That said, they’re not as comfortable as Airbuds, and they don’t stay in place as well either. Last issue - If you have an iphone, you likely have a lightning cable plugged in around your house. But the Raycons use the micro-usb, so the few times you’ll need to recharge the case, you need to use the other cable.
I think they have 6 hours of play time, and then need to recharge in the case. I think the case can recharge them 4x before you need to plug the case in.
I think they’re worth the money, but people might want to spend more for a higher quality product. (or pay less for something they might lose easily)
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When he sprayed him in the eye I died😂
I pray for the day Chevy reaches out to you it’s going to be hilarious!
They should pay him to photo bomb a commercial for one second
He needs to be a special guest and just fuck with them the whole time.
"A drug sniffing dog and a Wu Tang Clan tour bus"
1:52 Tom Brady figure with a Bucs flag under it 😏
“They cut the power off!”
*Still has visible working lights*
“He looks like a tall glass of flint water” 😂
"Look it's all Chevys satisfied customers"
I thought that was the annual JD Power voters meeting lmao
she said no so that’s obviously her first time, he didn’t even need to ask that. 0:32
I can’t believe they still hire mahk for these
That pitty puppy is precious, much better investment than a Chevy.
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