Mahk Goes to the Movies
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- Опубликовано: 26 фев 2019
- Finally fed up with cable companies, Mahk decides to take matters into own hands.
This video is an homage to two things: The 1992 film Stay Tuned and Billy Crystal hosting the Oscars
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and yes, we saw the new Chevy commercial. We're on it.
I can’t wait to see it.
Zebra Corner no way matrix is my favourite fucking film i didnt know i could love a creator anymore more then i found ur videos😂
This was gold gwuais? (That how you spell guy's in Boston?)
Can't wait
This was great but it would have been epic if you did these
Mr clean perfect matrix name
Painting with bob Ross would have been hilarious to throw in
Sent your buddy to jurassic park to hear the infamous quote of every jurassic park movie "RUN!!!!"
Still loved it get that duhk mowney!
Getting Blade to kill the Twilight vampires just earned you a like sir
That should be worth a follow fam
That would have made Twilight good.
I’m the 1 thousand like it use to be at 999
Only thing better would’ve been to insert himself in Click to pause Adam Sandler and tell him to stay there until he learns how to make another decent movie... or just rewind him to at least the Wedding Singer days.
But who am I kidding Blade in Twilight is the best idea ever! That and trying to save Brandon Lee in the crow. And surprised The Depahted isn’t his favorite movie? Would’ve been great if he tried to stop Mahk Wahlberg from shooting Matt Damon, his two biggest heroes.
It’s too bad he didn’t get that twilight sooner, before they signed him to be the next Batman
"for wakanda?"
"no, for mahkanda"
best sketch channel on youtube rn
"It's just a remote control"
"From wakanda?"
"No from our condah(condo)"
Calebcity is good two
@@alexamaro8560 too*....
Guy seems racist
@@loujon191 you seem racist
Best line: “Am I in Jersey?”
Would have been funnier if he said Atlanta
I think you mean "getting that motherfucking old england duck money!"
No he said “Joasie”
I'm from Jersey this is accurate
Sparky22 being from jersey makes it funnier😂
"Wait. Why can't I hear myself twalk?" Even in text his handsome ass accent shows up.
I’m 69th like
Handswome
@@rica4046 Mahk the fuwwy
"Can you help me up the building" "I don't shake hands"
Best
It's true, he doesn't.
I died
@@coreyperdue1966 No but Harold Lloyd almost did!
“What a dick”
*SEES A CHEVY FLIPPING*
Mahk: "I'm sure it was gonna break down one way or another"
Good reference Mr president
@@alexanderarkum4793 Made in Mexico!!
Make Chevy great again
@@TwoStacks217 You better make a call to Mexico and China where they are made!
@@s.reynolds3415 don't worry I'm not a bow tie fan far as I'm concerned bowtie sucks I just felt like it would make a good comment considering the original posters name
3:23 *Shoots a Chevy* "I"m sure it was gonna break down anyway" rofl
"Listen don't shoot anybody the military's just down the road there" lmao The Mist improved ending
The mist thank you. Was going to drive me crazy.
@@Bramon83 me 2
That was gold
That ending was messed up.
Oh right I thought it was the happening xD
You guys destroyed like 12 GM vehicles... sweet
Lol gm is junk anyway
@@mikecorleone6797 New GM, yes, but back in those days GM cars were pretty decent. After 2010 or so they went to shit, especially after Oldsmobile, Pontiac, and Saturn got the axe.
1974 Lincoln Continental Town Coupe my grandfather had a couple gm vehicles when i was a kid.. they always needed something.. he had a monte carlo that used to stall out constantly, dealer couldn’t figure out his issue so he parked it for 14 years..... he had an 83 chevy pickup that used to like to catch fire all the time... we always had to carry a fire extinguisher.. and he had a 68 Ford econoline van that literally never gave a single issue.. that was the daily driver
@@mikecorleone6797 lincoln wasn't a GM product?
Jusbert Meza hell no, lincoln is Ford..
I'm losing my mind at "probably was gonna break down anyway"
Hahahah had to rewind it a bit to realize it was a Chevy then I died laughing
Those weren't bullet holes in that Chevy it was holes from the Rods flying out of the engine going through the vehicle.
Nexus Hexus lmfao gold comment
“The albino reggae ghost” 😂😂😂
3:34 lmao
Yeah they were trying hard to push the cultural appropriation card with those two wachowski weirdos.
I don’t know if anyone caught it but thank you for trying to save Brandon lee’s life 😢
I did. Such a meaningful unnoticed gesture. RIP Brandon and Bruce
I knew that was something special, but I didn't catch it. Omg!
Vincent Valentine what sense simpleton wouldn’t pick up on that?
I recognized that it is the scene where Brandon Lee (in ‘The Crow’) gets shot by a supposedly safe gun. This movie would have been his big break, he died too young as did his father, Bruce Lee.!! 😔😢🤧
I did. The crow is still one of my favorite 90s movies and it’s so tragic what happened. A blank left in a prop gun that wasn’t properly checked by the stunt coordinators assistant before shooting. Can only imagine how horrible Michael Wincott felt when that happened.
There ya go blade.. Mahk you are my hero
yes, YES!!!! I want to hear Mahk rip apart movies, like cinema sins but with bawlz
Woah it’s the cool drill sergeant.
YES ANGRY COPS I LOVE UR CHANNEL
Wasn’t expecting special forces
Not the crossover we deserve but the one we need right now!!!
Ha, didnt think you'd be here
0:19 look at the dog's reaction as Mark goes into the TV, very good acting, good doggy!
XD “Blade, right there a bunch of vampires” xDDDD
The only award black panthar deserves is JD Power.
*JD POWAH
@Rollo Larson when you say a movie that is full of a cast of black actors who are main character and not supporting or just side actors is racist says something about you.
When you say a movie full of powerful people that teaching young black people that if they are willing to work hard enough for something they can really work at it and make it to the top, is racist is saying something about you.
When you say a moving full of powerful black women that is teaching young black females that they can be just as strong and maybe even stronger then a man, that they can be smarter then a man no matter what society is throwing at them in this racist world we live in, is racist says a lot about you sir.
You know what it says it says that you your self is a racist asshole who has no consideration for the meaning of a movie that speak on black excellence and power. It means a lot to the African American community to have such a movie full of a cast of black people who are all powerful. It had its far share of white people here and there yes, but that's not really what the movie was about.
Race was not was the movie was about it was a way to tell African American that that can do anything they set there minds to. That black women can be smart and they don't have to keep their ideas to themselves, they can speak their minds even if someone doesn't like what they have to say. The truth hurts sometimes.
So with that I'm done here goodbye
Kim Taehyung black panther is the most Racist movie of our time simply because everyone in it is black they didn’t let white people into their city.
@@lowlifechris5833 what about the white guy that got shot, that they brought back to Wakanda?
Rollo Larson why was it racist?
Lol incoming copyright claims...good stuff Mahk
Hey guys
Worst part is that all of this should be protected under fair use
Parody laws protect this
It’s fair use
Hi you watch him fuck Chevy right
3:35 oh no the albino reggae ghost. Lol his delivery of that line gets me every time.😂
“Hey wait there’s a bullet in that gun” omg lost it
I love you guys kept Mahk's accent in the black and white sketch.
Lets get mahk to a million subs
that's too little >:(
Build that wall.
No, no, no,
2 million
972k
3:22
Mahk and his ongoing battle with General Motors.
“OH MY GAWD, IM IN THE MATRIX RIGHT NOW, OH MY GAWD HELL YEAH” had me dead
5:22 "You're a wizard, Mahk."
Wizahd.
"I'm a whaht?"
Draco: “you don’t wanna be making friends with the wrong sort of wizards”
*reaches out to shake Harry’s hand*
Harry: “I don’t shake hands”
Respect for having the matrix reloaded be your favorite movie
One of the best damn extended action sequences ever, regardless what anyone may think of the rest of the movie :)
@@jdraven0890 yeah I agree 100%
Mine too, now i dont feel alone anymore haha
That's the best Matrix.., I love that movie
Its the best Matrix movie.
“Is this Jersey” - am from Jersey, can confirm
damn that must suck
“Ow no the albino reggae ghost” 🥳😂🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣😅😅🤣🤣😂
“I’m sure it was gonna break down one way or another.” 😂
This is officially the greatest video on this channel
What are you twalkin about
Yeah no I don’t think so mate. But hey it’s your opinion 🤷🏼♂️
What are your favorites?
This is complete shit
Can you feel it?
This channel is heavily underrated 🤣
Keep up the good work, guys!
R.i.p Chadwick ❤️🙏
Movies List
Black Panther (0:33)
Roma (1:23)
Safety Last! (1:57)
The Matrix Reloaded (2:40)
Rocky IV (4:01)
Raging Bull (4:22)
Arena (4:33)
The Mighty Ducks (4:58)
The Favourite (5:10)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (5:22)
Twilight (and Blade) (5:47)
Bohemian Rhapsody (6:03)
The Crow (6:17)
The Mist (6:22)
Hellraiser (6:58)
I've seen only 2 of the movies in that list.
Philosophers's Stone? Lol what.
Nightmare on Elm Street > Hellraiser.
NERD!!!
@@invisibledave because there's only 2 good movies on that list. Maybe 4?
“Right in the grasshopper crotch!” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I loved him trying to stop the ending of The Mist.
I was wondering which movie that was supposed to be 😂 makes it even funnier
That ending felt like a punch in the gut, when the next few minutes are viewed!
"Man, I am not good at this" 😂😂
I hope these videos become a thing. Here's an idea for the next one: Call it "Mahk Goes to the Movies 2: Electric Boogaloo" and have Mahk visiting classic sequels, Like Aliens, Terminator 2, and the Godfather Part 2.
"I dont shake hands" the next "long live the king"
Caleb Pettibon ahh man :,(
Hopefully not as dramatic
"I'm sure it's gonna break down one way or another"
"You guy's destroyed like 12 gm vehicles; omg I love it"
I. Am. Laughing. So. Hard.
I love you and I'm going to love you guys forever for doing such videos!
"I did movie good" after bringing Blade to end the Twighlight series.
6:18 Mahk tries to save Bruce Lee's son Brandon Lee from being incidentally shot during filming of the movie The Crow
Who could miss a head that big though?
It was you who put that bullet in the gun Satan!
I'm glad I'm not the only one wanting a Blade and Twilight crossover. Wesley could probably use the money anyway, amirite?
Yep, since he's a tax dodger and all.
“He gets to meet the cenobites and everything.” Aaahhahahahaha!
Cenobites sounds like a bite-sized cinnamon-flavored dessert
"I still can't believe this got nominated for best picture!"
Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave.
Even more so right now
Can we a moment of silence for Chadwick Boseman 😔
RIP to Chadwick, but it doesn’t change the fact that it should’ve been nominated. It was just average, good, but average
Logan Lockwood yea agreed, I didn’t like it that much at all really, I find it dumb that people of exaggerate others so much more positively after they die
it was nominated because awarding people of color when they don't deserve the award makes them equal to the white people and others who worked hard for it, who are obviously the only ones who have ever gotten the award before...
When he went into Black Panther i said out loud "is he in Newark?" 2 seconds later "Am I in Jersey?" Cried for 2 min and almost died of laughter. Subscribed....
Am I in Jersey? Ded
When he brought the vampire slayer to twilight. Lol
SnozzyWozzy wrong.
had me dying
The fact you referenced Stay Tuned, such a obscure movie, gets you MAJOR points in my books
That "The Mist" reference 😂
I can definitely confirm your in jersey.
Cause he is and I love jersey!
You're*
Your Yore Water Wooder. Its a jersey thing
@@Grimm-Gaming Your and You're mean entirely different things no matter where you are and that includes Jersey
I know. Im just busting there chops. This is youtube not English class so i can care less about proper grammar or sentence structure.
3:24 "im sure it was gonna break down one way or another" LOL
Reminds me of that episode in the Fairly odd Parents when they travel to tv channels
Lemme guess. Mahk is seeing that Tom Brady movie. What’s it called again? Lord of the Rings or something like that
Jae A underrated comment.
Lmfao that's great
You spelled Deflated wrong
Lol good one
Just waiting for the Chevy family commercial. Mahk’s family with pauch
They did that like a year ago
Corey Perdue there’s a new, bigger one
2:24 "GIVE ME YOUR HAND!!!!"
"Sorry I dont shake hands"
Respect for trying to save Freddie Mercury. 😢
I don't shake hands
Shake hands with beef
If you have seen Stay Tuned, you are definitely a child of the 90's.
Please make a part 2. This was awesome!
Absolutely amazing! Great editing! Really funny jokes as always! Thank you Mahk and team. Keep up the great work. Look forward to seeing more.
Nobody's ever seen this movie, except me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well...
I loved this movie but I can't remember the name
Getting that interstellar cash money!
noahmeme2 stay tuned with John Ritter
Stay Tuned!!!!
One of your top-tier ones - laughed my ass off. Good job guys.
I definitely wanna see more of these!
I like the bit in the montage where the human is fighting the alien insect and Mahk says "nobody has ever seen this movie except me". That was me watching this skit, thinking of he movie "Stay Tuned"
Mahkanda forever haha
2:44 When he suddenly realizes he's in the matrix and gets all pumped up... "Aww hell yeeah" lol good shit
Just might be your best video! You guys work well together and I can see Mahk getting into weird situations like this again :)
I would love to see more of these
This is the best thing on RUclips !!
Black panthers best picture nomination should not have happened, I love that you address it mahk
RIP Chadwick Bowsman, long live the king...
Doesn’t change my opinion, but you got to give respect to the man for being great
I mean with last years black appearance they had to add more lmao
*This is one of the best ones yet!!!*
"I don't shake hands" - Good advice these days
You've outdone yourself! Great job guys.
Lol you guys dont get enough credit .
Underrated channel.
You guys rocked it, loving the old school
So awesome! Great work gentlemen!
Mahk deserves an Oscar for this performance.
0:24 the dogs looked up so it has to be real
Just found ya and watching all videos. FUNNY!!!
Love the videos with both the guys in it
Omg dude! I have been trying to remember the name of Arena for the longest! I remembered it being about a human fighting aliens and having a four armed Manager
Seeing you in The Matrix looked like some of the happiest shit. What a fun premise to just be a guy enjoying being inside a movie fully self-aware having fun!
Dude you are so creative and hilarious it is amazing. I just found your channel today and have been watching all of your videos. I have a Chevy Colorado and have had it for a year and haven’t had any problems with it at all but I love your jokes!
That was by far the best thing you have ever made!!! I may have just pissed myself,, thank you for that...
You deserve at least 1 million subscribers
Blade/Twilight crossover best movie ever!!
Blade slicing up a bunch of pale depressed vampires 🤘🤘
Don’t get racist *sshole
@@thetawave452 not sure if joke or serious.
God, you're so amazing with the special effects and videography. I wish I could do that!
Love your channel !!!!
If only he actually was able to stop the movie twilight from ever happening. Thank you so much for that I needed that, I loved watching Edward's head roll if only Bella's head would have been next
As long as I’m not in hellrazer-
Pinhead: *exists*
OH GOD DAM-
Lmao great video, always love seeing what you post:)
so good ! best video yet!!!
LOL he brought blade to twilight movie that shit had me dying 😂
I see Mahks video I click, simple.
More of it please!
When I think they couldn't get ANY funnier!!! Love this.
"I'm sure it was gonna break down one way or another" haha
Inb4 DMCA
5:47 words cannot describe my greatfulness
3:38
"The albino reggae ghost." Fahkin' priceless.