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TheOneChief What, you're not enjoying being held hostage by the two-party system because dividing voters with options is instant death for their cause?
Captain Doomsday No you got me wrong, i would absolutely love to be held hostage some more. Oh wait, i live in Norway, where the voting system is not shit, that's too bad.
Obito Senju Because the election this year is coming up and it still seems like both parties view each other this way. Although this video is very exaggerated.
People in the 10s: "Let's make some funny exaggerations about what might happen. People will laugh about these since they are and ever will be far from truth." People in the 20ties: "What a good documentation of recent events."
@@harpersmith1400 bru u rly think this is gonna be remembered in a few months? If this happened in the 90's it'd be something WAY BIGGER than 9/11, The Gulf Wars and The Vietnam Wars COMBINED. But now? Heh, lets see if people remember this in 5 months lol
@Susan Wojicickcicic The U.S isn't the only place with something like the SAT. It's basically something colleges look at when during the admission process (though I don't think colleges consider SAT scores to be as vital as they used to)
sarysa Not really the big government is what we Republicans don't want! We are also the military super power but we have reserved for a reason and our tech advancements put us at more then we need people! Not to mention getting rid of guns would be taking them from the good people but still letting the criminals have!
Yeah. If they did a 'If Trump wins' they could include threatening nuclear war, white supremacists marching through the streets, pushing other world leaders around. Oh wait.
In both scenarios, America lost territory, the schools were underfunded, and the 5th(?) grader got pregnant and was disturbed by some aspect of dinner.
Eric Blair whilst that is true republicans and democrats are the main 2 I’m not saying the others are invalid or anything but it’s always republican and democrat that get 1st and 2nd
Remember when it was accurate to say, “Both of y’all calm down. You’re more alike than you are different, and you’ve painted an absurd caricature of the other side.” It’s not funny or true anymore.
@@dinosaurusrex1482 They are both liberals, the difference between the democrats and republicans is tiny in comparison to the difference between democrats and leftists.
@@dinosaurusrex1482 Depends on who you ask, Marx used those terms almost interchangeably, there are differences, but one necessitates the other, so it's just semantics.
2008: Boy, aren't we silly. Look how ridiculous we're being. 2020: This is hitting a little too close to accurate. 2021: Remember when we thought this was a crazy exaggeration? Good times, good times.
Honestly the message remains the same. Both parties are terrible and the American people will suffer regardless of whether the Republicans or the Democrats win.
@@andreikovacs3476 Yea, and South America, New Zealand, Asia, the middle east, you know, THE WORLD. Or when they burned US flags in Iran they were just trying to guess which colour flame was hotter? 🙄
@@sreeshpoudyal807 Depends on the person. Many Nepalis see it as the McCain version. I've been to Nepal and I have family members there. Many people there view America as this place where gun crimes are crazily rampant (which is very true ngl) and where teengirls run around getting pregnant and starting families in their teens. It's the same where I live (North East India). Generally, most parts of the world has negative view of the US.
@@kanyevil127 And they are trying to ban abortion so if a woman gets pregnant accidentally can’t get rid of the unplanned baby and has to take care for it because the cheap condoms didn’t work
@@kanyevil127 you realize there's not enough parents willing to adopt a child, so they unwanted babies likely would be in a government-funded care center for a while, unless the government starts allowing same-sex couples to adopt, either of which the Republicans (or Conservatives up here) aren't quite supportive of.
@John Smith Do you not realize that gay couples can adopt children and conservatives are not stoping it. Trump a republican is in the White House and gay couples are still allowed to adopt babies did you not realize that or are you just brainwashed. Not to say condoms breaking are not a common thing and you should have sex when you are old enough to be a parent. It isn’t that hard. And even at the worst of the worst situation which is very unlikely. Would you rather a child live in a adoption centre until it’s an adult or it having zero chance at life and it dying before it can even be in this world. You are insane if you answer the second option.
Yuno I'm guessing you haven't seen the people who have burned the American flag, or the people who are waving the flag of every other nation but ours (because somehow ours is offensive), or how certain groups refuse to bring up the topic of Islamic terrorism and you even have (not here in the US..... yet) certain western leaders saying their citizens need to live with terrorism now.
Somehow I feel like this type of comedy is less divisive. I could see both me (a democrat) and a republican laughing at both parts. We need more comedy like this
Yeah, I laughed at both of them even though I'm far from being centrist (I'm a progressive Democrat). Besides, as others have pointed out, this has become less outlandish in the past 5 years or so.
It’s because it’s genuinely funny. Even as Democrats as much as we shit on Republicans for their shitty pronoun jokes lots of times we propagate shitty low effort “Trump is an idiot” jokes. This video is actually well done in that it focuses more on the jokes than it does in its message
Things that need to be updated: The liberals need communist flags, transgender jokes, absolutely no white people in it The Republicans need more racist jokes, walls, pictures of Trump next to Jesus The thing they both need is more talking in an unintelligable language.
Like I'm not ritch. But I will inherit my dad's business someday and if it does as good as it did with him I don't want to share my money unless it's with my wife and kids.
Not a single republican has actually reduced the size of the government. Every republican president so far lowered taxes by printing & borrowing money, while increasing spending. The entire Republican platform is based on economic irresponsibility. So they aren't reducing the size of government on the economic scale. And in terms of social policies and foreign policy they definitely fall on the authoritarian interventionist side. The fact that they still run under the "smaller government" slogan always amazes me.
Zelda Fan77, Wow, way to turn something that was refreshingly nonpartisan and actually funny, into probably another one of these BS threads where everybody goes to agree and stroke each other’s egos. Congratulations 🎉
At his farewell address, Washington warned The United States not to form political parties or take sides in foreign wars and what did we do, the exact opposite.
Why do we even need party systems? Honestly, if politicians weren't so confined to agreeing with what-ever their party says, Democratic or Republican, then maybe we'd see a bit more open-mindedness and actually *gasp* cooperate!
Without parties how do we have an election? One side picks a candidate then the other, and then we have the main election. How is one side suppose to even be defined without parties? It's annoying when people complain about parties.
Maybe, in retrospect, Obama should have lost the 2008 or the 2012 election. At least that way the Republican party wouldn't have turned to the insanity of Trump
This is such an excellent primary source for historical study of the 2000s. It's weird to watch this now. I'm gonna show this to my kids when I'm older lol
TheOneChief yes it is , if trump wins we become a militaristic state if hillary wins the democratic side of surveillance and PC culture becomes normal .whats different?
Kennedy plays what? ....That really doesnt make sense "any a dumpster?" also trump doesnt hate minorities ....Neither does Hillary so i dont get your point
Unfortunately they'll probably never be this fun because Chelsea Clinton is on the board of directors for IAC (The company that owns the college humor brand).
@King Lupus Trump's besties with Epstein, Roy Moore was a *republican* official, 58 people died last year in the US to far-right mass shooters (0 from leftists), in the UK there was the assassination of Jo Cox, in Australia and New Zealand we have the Christchurch shooter (Australia exported him, so, mixed credit)... The right is pushing to criminalize abortions - and, in places where it won't go that far, to remove reasonable access to it - gerrymandering was OK'd by the Supreme Court, the UN has declared that the US is a developing nation, and the far left fringe elements are pushing for... centrist policies by European standards. The right were wrong.
@@rossjames8839 Epstein was besties with many people who are not right-wing. Plus, Trump can't be called a right-winger the way people think what the right represents. And that is why Trump can't be pinned. As for mass shooters, they are actually not right-wingers if you look at their background and what they actually have written. Now with abortion, I guess you prefer what the left is pushing--killing the baby late term, mid-birth and even right after birth if the mother wants to do so. It used to be abortion during the first trimester only. And before you accuse me of being a right-winger, I am actually a libertarian who does not believe in a big government which both the Democrats and the Republicans seem to favor with their big budgets and infringement of individual liberties.
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For whatever historian from 2050 sees this, this used to be satire
Gonna be censored for inciting a violent protest in 2023, also we stopped believing in history in 2027.
@@hurktang then we burned down the RUclips headquarters in 2030 for having an opinion.
@@badabing9402 and in 2032 we collectively accept that there is no such thing as "truth" as our god, robo-bezos has told us.
@@badabing9402 2040 we actually WERE a socialist utopia for a year but then a meteor hit russia
@@vikmanphotography7984 numerous attempts on bezos's lack of life happened in 2040
12 years later and I finally realized that the arab guy is yelling " RESPECT YOUR TEACHER! RESPECT YOUR TEACHER !"
Such words
TWELVE???
Just checked the upload date, HOLY FUCKING SHIT
@@sodiboo HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I am Arab and I can’t understand it
Has anyone else noticed that in both scenarios, the US loses some territory.
well California is super blue and no one wants Florida because Florida man
@TheCandyCouch actually no only Texas and maybe one more state is gone the rest is till in the us
@TheCandyCouch They didn't "lose" Cali. The entire coastline is flooded.
In the second one the ocean took territory
It’s them saying rising oceans take away the land
I started as a teacher during the Obama years... Damn, I didn't know I could have taxed my students all that time.
You snooze, you lose.
You should have. Opportunity missed.
you slumber, a cucumber
I couldn’t help but notice your profile pic. Hello fellow meme.
@@ohno6528 is... is this that video of those two beaked brothers talking about weird shit?
I also just realized that in both of these, the schools are underfunded.
educated people wouldn't vote on those bastards, so they will keep it underfunded
Dats true tho
+Wilson Godoy educated people would force an actually working voting system.
TheOneChief What, you're not enjoying being held hostage by the two-party system because dividing voters with options is instant death for their cause?
Captain Doomsday No you got me wrong, i would absolutely love to be held hostage some more.
Oh wait, i live in Norway, where the voting system is not shit, that's too bad.
This has aged like a fine french wine
How
Obito Senju yeah I know people say this on everything and it doesn’t make any sense
Obito Senju Because the election this year is coming up and it still seems like both parties view each other this way. Although this video is very exaggerated.
@@ordinaryguy6654 Oh that. I thought it was nations that became this way. Thanks for the answer.
Found the enlightened centrist
Why did the 10-year-old get pregnant in both scenarios
Hi, I’m Chris Hansen, why don’t you have a seat right there.
A H WAIT SWEAR THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT PLEA-
BRUH I JUST NOTICED
I thought it meant she had 10 abortions
@@Pooh396 i think she did but is also around 10
People in the 10s: "Let's make some funny exaggerations about what might happen. People will laugh about these since they are and ever will be far from truth."
People in the 20ties: "What a good documentation of recent events."
if this was made yesterday, all they'd have to do is change the president's names and call it a documentary
"twenty"ties
January 6th, 2021.
Boy even this comment is outdated now
@@harpersmith1400 bru u rly think this is gonna be remembered in a few months? If this happened in the 90's it'd be something WAY BIGGER than 9/11, The Gulf Wars and The Vietnam Wars COMBINED. But now? Heh, lets see if people remember this in 5 months lol
*DAD WHOS MARRIED TO BOX TURTLE*
POG
Poor box turtle-
I'm guessing he was high on some weird drug.
Ain’t gona ask how he’s gona play bed with that creature 😂
As long as he’s not getting weird with that box turtle, he seems like a pretty cool dude 😂
“Remember, you will be tested on the tests on the test test next week.”
This isn’t made-up, this is reality. XD
If you live in Virginia this is sadly a think called the SOL.
Sat right??
Was this comment written by a middle schooler
Am I relating to a middle school student
@Susan Wojicickcicic The U.S isn't the only place with something like the SAT. It's basically something colleges look at when during the admission process (though I don't think colleges consider SAT scores to be as vital as they used to)
Aren't exams essentially test tests? I mean they test you on all the tests you have had so far.
I love how the 2nd one is how every country in Europe views America
Also first
Even after democrat victory this is still how the world veiws us.
can confirm
as a european, i can confirm
@@Demicleas yes
lol just realized that the girl who got an abortion in the first one is holding a baby in the second
And with one reason
Conservative 👏 Republicans 👏 are 👏 against 👏 abortions 👏
@@WindowsXPMapping1 shouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place
@@heavenascended what?
@@WindowsXPMapping1 ?
@@WindowsXPMapping1 abortions aren't a good thing
Comedy dies when people can't laugh at themselves.
True sadly I suck at that.
I'm ok with that. It's possible to make funny jokes without being offensive to peoole
@Mr. Vic Are you serious? A whole lot of people keep saying that😑😑
I'm a Republican and I ended up laughing more at the second one. 😂
straight facts
Eight years later and it's still pretty relevant. Also, kudos on dressing down both parties' extremist fears.
DAT PROFILE PIC DOE!
sarysa Not really the big government is what we Republicans don't want! We are also the military super power but we have reserved for a reason and our tech advancements put us at more then we need people! Not to mention getting rid of guns would be taking them from the good people but still letting the criminals have!
Yeah. If they did a 'If Trump wins' they could include threatening nuclear war, white supremacists marching through the streets, pushing other world leaders around. Oh wait.
sarysa is
I FUCKING SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING COMPUTER SCREEN!!!!
And it's also basically how:
Americans imagine Europe
Americans imagine China
How Americans imagine Europe vs. how Europeans imagine America tbh
@@fallingforfiction8507 Yeah
If this is how Americans imagined China they would be in camps for their religion
@@Noid The Chinese official religion is communism
@@u06jo3vmp Republicans are opposites of communism. So yeah TheNoid is right
In both scenarios, America lost territory, the schools were underfunded, and the 5th(?) grader got pregnant and was disturbed by some aspect of dinner.
Some things are universally bad!
I mean, atleast they made fun of both sides, not just one
There are more than two sides.
@HexBoo Yes we do
Eric Blair whilst that is true republicans and democrats are the main 2 I’m not saying the others are invalid or anything but it’s always republican and democrat that get 1st and 2nd
theyre more making fun of how each party sees the other, rather than how each party is
Amy Park I know I was just explaining that republican and democrat are the main 2.
That moment when this was made 8 years ago and you can switch out the names with Trump and Hilary and it would still be relevant.
kinda the point
Because they're the same parties, genius.....
😹
Only it might be true this time.
Yes, but Trump has shown how far a leader can change the view of a party.
They forgot to say grace before dinner. 10 year minimum
Remember when it was accurate to say, “Both of y’all calm down. You’re more alike than you are different, and you’ve painted an absurd caricature of the other side.”
It’s not funny or true anymore.
More different than alike, but the bizzare carecture thing still holds up somewhat
@@dinosaurusrex1482 yes
@@dinosaurusrex1482 They are both liberals, the difference between the democrats and republicans is tiny in comparison to the difference between democrats and leftists.
@@puhpuh3037 is one not a type of the other
@@dinosaurusrex1482 Depends on who you ask, Marx used those terms almost interchangeably, there are differences, but one necessitates the other, so it's just semantics.
You know what’s crazy.. this girl is like 22 now.. or older.
Damn
Damn
Damn
That little black girl is starting college.
Damn
I watch this every election just to calm myself down.
Also, the dad who married a box turtle looks like a chill dude.
Dude married a box turtle, he's got no worries
Ozzy Hyena would he be considered a furry or a scaley?
So does the box turtle.
Because he always finishes his blunt.
Well he has to be chill. Hes taking life slowly. One step at a time
2008: Boy, aren't we silly. Look how ridiculous we're being.
2020: This is hitting a little too close to accurate.
2021: Remember when we thought this was a crazy exaggeration? Good times, good times.
Hahhaha!!! I am crying of laughter!! Soooo true!
I mean, the exaggerations of what the other side will do are accurate, but this is still very far off from what’s happening on both sides.
Even the movie Idiocracy too
@@reillymcwriting yeah, but the point is things have become so incredibly polarised you'll actually find people who view "the other side" like this
@@meigab I’m crying but not from laughing.
Independents:
Literally nothing happens because they'll never get elected.
Maybe they should after seeing each president reverse the previous presidents actions
They should make a sequel of this for the 2016 debates
including Bernie Sanders? or no?
Except the clip which was untrue for McCain would probably be true for Trump.
+Chris gopher
and the first one works for Clinton
keep drinking that kool aid!
It's the same thing, every fucking time.
i was ready to hear about trump, hillary, and sanders because i didn't look at the date XD
Same.
Ghostly Swag
I DID A GLITCH
Honestly the message remains the same. Both parties are terrible and the American people will suffer regardless of whether the Republicans or the Democrats win.
It was about the third party for me.
Actually, the point was that the other parties excessively demonize the other to win votes.
This is one of those classics that's worth a watch every election year.
The McCain version is how the rest of the world sees America already.
If the rest of the world means West Europe, Canada and Australia.
The others see it as the Obama version. Source: am from the rest of the world.
@@andreikovacs3476
Yea, and South America, New Zealand, Asia, the middle east, you know, THE WORLD.
Or when they burned US flags in Iran they were just trying to guess which colour flame was hotter? 🙄
@@thomasdaniels You've probably never seen the rest of the world. In Nepal, we see america as the first as well.
@@sreeshpoudyal807 Only 23 countries over 4 continents
@@sreeshpoudyal807 Depends on the person. Many Nepalis see it as the McCain version. I've been to Nepal and I have family members there. Many people there view America as this place where gun crimes are crazily rampant (which is very true ngl) and where teengirls run around getting pregnant and starting families in their teens.
It's the same where I live (North East India). Generally, most parts of the world has negative view of the US.
I just realized why the girls in the second scenario had babies...
@Simon Eminger Because abortions are illegal
@hapis what do you mean? Republicans are trying to make condoms cheaper and more affordable so people don’t end up in that situation.
@@kanyevil127
And they are trying to ban abortion so if a woman gets pregnant accidentally can’t get rid of the unplanned baby and has to take care for it because the cheap condoms didn’t work
@@kanyevil127 you realize there's not enough parents willing to adopt a child, so they unwanted babies likely would be in a government-funded care center for a while, unless the government starts allowing same-sex couples to adopt, either of which the Republicans (or Conservatives up here) aren't quite supportive of.
@John Smith Do you not realize that gay couples can adopt children and conservatives are not stoping it. Trump a republican is in the White House and gay couples are still allowed to adopt babies did you not realize that or are you just brainwashed. Not to say condoms breaking are not a common thing and you should have sex when you are old enough to be a parent. It isn’t that hard. And even at the worst of the worst situation which is very unlikely. Would you rather a child live in a adoption centre until it’s an adult or it having zero chance at life and it dying before it can even be in this world. You are insane if you answer the second option.
And here we are 8 years later with a mxiture of both endings.
We're so fucked.
Lmao
that guy over there no you lamo
it's not a mixture? it's the McCain ending
Yuno not really Trump is more of a progressive than a conservative then McCain or Romney could ever probably in their but lifetimes
Yuno I'm guessing you haven't seen the people who have burned the American flag, or the people who are waving the flag of every other nation but ours (because somehow ours is offensive), or how certain groups refuse to bring up the topic of Islamic terrorism and you even have (not here in the US..... yet) certain western leaders saying their citizens need to live with terrorism now.
It’s 2020 and I went down a rabbit hole of old political comedy sketches. Anybody else?
Somehow I feel like this type of comedy is less divisive. I could see both me (a democrat) and a republican laughing at both parts. We need more comedy like this
Yeah, I laughed at both of them even though I'm far from being centrist (I'm a progressive Democrat). Besides, as others have pointed out, this has become less outlandish in the past 5 years or so.
I'd laugh, but I didn't pass the state humor test.
@@NeuteredSmurfs As would I, but I have yet to file the 1304 humor return and pay the requisite fee.
Same, its easy to laugh at yourself when the mockery is even handed. You get defensive when its just your side that gets targeted.
It’s because it’s genuinely funny. Even as Democrats as much as we shit on Republicans for their shitty pronoun jokes lots of times we propagate shitty low effort “Trump is an idiot” jokes. This video is actually well done in that it focuses more on the jokes than it does in its message
This was filmed 9 years ago and is still accurate to how different parties think.
You know the girl that was eating dinner. She is probably an adult now. Feel old yet?
I think it's more accurate now than it was 9 years ago
It was as accurate as it could get for the if the democrats win bit
Justin Gamble r/ woooooosh
Things that need to be updated:
The liberals need communist flags, transgender jokes, absolutely no white people in it
The Republicans need more racist jokes, walls, pictures of Trump next to Jesus
The thing they both need is more talking in an unintelligable language.
Somethings never stop being relevant, don't they?
It took me a while to understand this because I didn't notice the video was uploaded in 2008... but wow. I agree with you.
+Keith L. Yeah, you got a point.
Don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Calvin_Coolage I'm going to go buy some root beer today
Benjamin Aswad Chug a 2 Liter for me, fam.
So basically the first one is hippie land, and the second one is coming texas land
TEXANA
The liberal hippy and the conservative cowboy
This was recommended to me on election day, November 3rd, 2020. How absolutely fitting.
They need to update this. I think.
YES
Hillary
and
Trump
I'll love to see it.
+DZIcarusfan01 And end it with Bernie Sanders flying USSR flags everywhere.
+Napoleon Mate bernie does seem a little communist with his have the rich share what they make kind of thing
Matt Campbell Yeah, it's a running joke with his campaign.
Like I'm not ritch. But I will inherit my dad's business someday and if it does as good as it did with him I don't want to share my money unless it's with my wife and kids.
This literally looked homemade and then i realized this video is 11 years old
Old enough to enter an Epstein party
The good old days
@@lu881 didn't kill himself
Pretty sure the budget is still higher than todays videos. Not sure how they got all that money back then
Even if it was homemade, it's still hilarious
I love how this didn’t pick side it made fun of both parties so it’s funny for everyone
Ironically enough, both these outcomes happened but only one of the candidates won...
very appropriate rite now.
right*
this will always be appropriate.
He's right, it's "rite", now that Trump won :D
I thought that red dot on her head was a sniper
Null i don't know a single republican who pushes for bigger government. Where they can install cameras to spy on you
You don't remember the bush era and the patriot act?
Not a single republican has actually reduced the size of the government. Every republican president so far lowered taxes by printing & borrowing money, while increasing spending. The entire Republican platform is based on economic irresponsibility.
So they aren't reducing the size of government on the economic scale. And in terms of social policies and foreign policy they definitely fall on the authoritarian interventionist side. The fact that they still run under the "smaller government" slogan always amazes me.
ok but the mcain one is just project 2025.
i love how in both the schools are still underfunded
Why is it every time a school does a massive fund raising they don't actually get those funds? Where does all that money they raised go?
@@kylehill3643 a sizable chunk goes to school security
Never before has this been more accurate.
+Eridan Ampora youre the best eridan! i love homestuck
+Eridan Ampora don't you mean nevver ?
+cyberwolfy37 no
+cyberwolfy37 are you serious!
What do you mean?
"and daddy who married a box turtle" 😂
And If they had sex........
@@sgtdornan5211 what a wonderful thing to immediately think of
This popped up my RUclips algorithm, today of all days... huh, can't imagine why.
RUclips RECOMMENDED HAS A DARK SENSE OF HUMOR
For Real 😭😭
Its not really dark humor, just more political
The funny thing is that the country turned into both of these at the same time
How
Lol somehow we got the worst of both worlds
Honestly, I can't argue with that.
Java Sea No, I’m pretty sure it’s mostly a right wing thing.
Zelda Fan77, Wow, way to turn something that was refreshingly nonpartisan and actually funny, into probably another one of these BS threads where everybody goes to agree and stroke each other’s egos. Congratulations 🎉
2:04
Well. I mean. That’s all schools. Doesn’t matter the party for this one
Syd Pop facts😂
So is 2:36
you mean american schoold xD
@@brianlee222 Kids get expelled in kindergarten for playing cops and robbers. What statement are you trying to make?
@@ShaySuveran Wait, really???
"There ain't enough money in the budget for ink" with the music it sounded like a line from a war movie.
It's nice to see people gathering here before every election years after 😅
Remember when the first president said to avoid political parties, he would be pissed if he was here today.
At his farewell address, Washington warned The United States not to form political parties or take sides in foreign wars and what did we do, the exact opposite.
He also told us not to have an overpowered military because it would threaten the people's liberties. And we spend the most money and our military...
George was such a cool dude. Except for the whole slave thing.
we actrually ignored everyting geogre washigton told us avoid and landed in shit.
It turns out that George Washington never said that. It was put into his farewell address by Alexander Hamilton.
"you can barely taste the oil"
America:oil? Oil! Oil!!!!!!
*Fortunate son plays in the distance*
*starts up helicopter*
*grabs guns*
*equips cowboy hat*
*Marries sister*
The RUclips algorithm sure has a funny sense of humor.
That little girl is probably 20 years old now...
I’m getting old 😒
Why do we even need party systems? Honestly, if politicians weren't so confined to agreeing with what-ever their party says, Democratic or Republican, then maybe we'd see a bit more open-mindedness and actually *gasp* cooperate!
Without parties how do we have an election? One side picks a candidate then the other, and then we have the main election. How is one side suppose to even be defined without parties? It's annoying when people complain about parties.
How about all the people who run independently? They're not chosen by any "party". They simply run. That's how more people should run.
Because that will make elections, debates, and just anything take much too long, basically political chaos.
So what you're telling me is that our party system is efficient? Please.
Yep, it is like teams, want to play basketball by yourself vs a bunch of other players :3
please do an updated version. It seems like this would be much more true with how far apart Trump and Hilary supporters are.
tbh it's pretty much the exact same.
they would also be able to throw independants in the mix with the sanders supporters
look it's panem from hunger games map
The CH now is too PC to say anything agaist Hillary, so maybe not...
Its the second scenario twice but one has a wall
To think that in the year this came out there was two totally fine and normal people running for president
🤣🤣🤣
Once upon a time, long long ago ...
Oh that's something
Maybe, in retrospect, Obama should have lost the 2008 or the 2012 election. At least that way the Republican party wouldn't have turned to the insanity of Trump
I don't think I'd call them _totally_ fine and normal but they're a lot more reasonable than every final two candidates we've had since then.
This is such an excellent primary source for historical study of the 2000s. It's weird to watch this now. I'm gonna show this to my kids when I'm older lol
Remember when we thought THAT was the dirtiest, most vicious and most vitriolic election ever? haha..haha..ha....
yeah this last one got pretty crazy
wait 'till next one!
Kalahridudex a blk prez?!
Vice President candidates being Augusto Pinochet and Pol Pot.
Kalahridudex, heh...heh heh...heh...😐
"How was your abortion today?" 😂😂😂
With those 3 "things" behind your post, cancerous
Sumtin Wong why did you laugh in tears 3 times
This is some of CollegeHumor's finest work!
14 years and it gets truer by the day.
The second one is pretty much how Europeans see the US already :D
we see the first one, trust me
We in austria see both
They are both stupid....
Im from europe and I see the US as the first one
@@kriza891 Where in europe do you live???
Tbh I see America as the second one too
That kid in blue nailed it.. Damn.. Would make a great actress if she wants to pursue it
Aphyrius kid is probably like 20 now
@@simrenbajaj6000 and has a onlyfans.
@@rajadhirajmaharaj shame on you
@@rajadhirajmaharaj how in the he'll do you know that?
@@ianowens1905 lol
Bro ive been watching so much mark Felton and that intro took me by surprise
the dad that married a box turtle seems like a cool guy
I love how being under government surveillance was only a joke back in 2008.
Thanks Obama
@@MemeScreamSupreme I mean the patriot act was signed into law by George W Bush
"and dad who married a box turtle" k
D
Crazy how both scenarios are happening at the same time atm
So watching this again just before the 2022 midterms.
Yeah, about that second half...
The McCain ending is how the rest of the world sees America
i can tell u now on behalf of the rest of the world its true
Thomas LM
The rest of world should worry about their own problems first.
Ian Lopez the irony
Kevin Arzola
Which is?
Ian Lopez mostly that the US has the most problems in comparison to most and we start everyone else’s problem and then leave without fixing it.
Lol, 8 years later this entire video has come true.
For the Obama one.
The republicans were right
+BernieForGeneralSecOfCommunistPartyOfUSA2016 IKR
+owen atkins ...no
+owen atkins So cutting the deficit since 2009 by 66%, trying to implement universal health care and raising the minimum wage is bad...
This video aged really well and pulled off the "Both sides" thing *extremely* well, which is hard to do.
I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know which one of these is worse... but what I do know is I love box turtles.
Things never change
War. War never changes.
Do an updated one with Trump&Hilary!!!
its the same thing !
+Tyler Parziale it definitely is not
TheOneChief yes it is , if trump wins we become a militaristic state if hillary wins the democratic side of surveillance and PC culture becomes normal .whats different?
+Tyler Parziale plus the minority students would be any a dumpster,
Kennedy plays what? ....That really doesnt make sense "any a dumpster?" also trump doesnt hate minorities ....Neither does Hillary so i dont get your point
15 years later this video still holds up
12 years later and this hits differently
Funny thing about the government surveillance joke at the end is we know now that both parties do that lol
hi00118: Yeah.... hilarious...
Alright, 20 minute recess. *everyone pulls out semi automatic guns*
Majestic Snow Leopard Those are fully automatic guns.
None of the had magazine
Cole Scheer Fully Semiautomatic.
Those are fully automatic and you’re an idiot
Why da fuc do kids need automatic guns at a school for recess
The difference between a californian school and a texan school circa 2023
Plot twist: both came true. That's oligarchy, baby!
"You've been drafted"
That aged so well. God damn.
It aged better than your comment
@@pook_7458, damn that's harsh 😂
Yes, I to remember being drafted for WWIII after Trump launched a missle strike on SolarMammie.
@@pook_7458 I dont get it. I was just making fun of the wwIII memes. Ofcourse it ain't gonna happen.
WwIII mean nothing now
I wish college humor was still edgy like this. I would've liked to see this type of vid during the current election!
Unfortunately they'll probably never be this fun because Chelsea Clinton is on the board of directors for IAC (The company that owns the college humor brand).
any evidence at all?
it isnt over yet...
+MisterL2 It is though...
MisterL2 Evidence of what?
Thanks RUclips, for recommending me this 12 years later
The Mark Felton music in the begining has become standard for any historical parody😂
this is the most boring 10 year challenge, nothing has changed!
Actually it had changed, but in the way that no one wanted
@Cafe Noir who in particular?
Kevin soll spielen kommem
@King Lupus
Trump's besties with Epstein, Roy Moore was a *republican* official, 58 people died last year in the US to far-right mass shooters (0 from leftists), in the UK there was the assassination of Jo Cox, in Australia and New Zealand we have the Christchurch shooter (Australia exported him, so, mixed credit)...
The right is pushing to criminalize abortions - and, in places where it won't go that far, to remove reasonable access to it - gerrymandering was OK'd by the Supreme Court, the UN has declared that the US is a developing nation, and the far left fringe elements are pushing for... centrist policies by European standards.
The right were wrong.
@@rossjames8839 Epstein was besties with many people who are not right-wing. Plus, Trump can't be called a right-winger the way people think what the right represents. And that is why Trump can't be pinned. As for mass shooters, they are actually not right-wingers if you look at their background and what they actually have written. Now with abortion, I guess you prefer what the left is pushing--killing the baby late term, mid-birth and even right after birth if the mother wants to do so. It used to be abortion during the first trimester only. And before you accuse me of being a right-winger, I am actually a libertarian who does not believe in a big government which both the Democrats and the Republicans seem to favor with their big budgets and infringement of individual liberties.
Both parties are trash, I prefer mario party
Amen
Well, I prefer MarioKART!
Yes
I'm more partial to the Birthday Party.
@@f.i.r.e.5119 The Macain one sounds better
The year is now 2020. This video has never been more accurate. In fact, I dare say a new one should be made.
New College Humor wouldn’t make a video like this. Their writers have become white elitist
Another election day as we come back to this old gem
And the "test test" hahahaha
that's how school actually is...
+Alex Gluch (ShadowRanger) no
+Mike Cekic yeah, my school has test tests
Finals?
+Satanic Zx yeah think about we have quizzes, then tests which are like test tests, and the mid-terms/ finals of everything
Can we make another one for trump vs hillary
but it would be the same
This time it's more realistic both ways. Lol
They should reupload the exact same video and just change the "If ___ Wins" to the current ones.
they are too liberal now to consider doing something that pokes fun at both sides.
You mean like exactly what they did with both a trump in the oval office and Hillary in the oval office
Coming back to this in 2020 reminds me of accurate this actually got. We need a new one college Humor please give us a new one
12 years later this pops up in all of our recommendations
So this is what it is like to parody BOTH sides instead of just one... I wonder if that's changed in recent years?
Yeah, college humor and mostly all medias was having a ball making jokes of Trump this year.
To be fair... Trump is kind of easier to make fun of, so I don't really i blame them.
i blame them for doing half the of their work and picking the easy target.
When are they going to parody the annoying smug gits who think that being in the 'middle' of any debate makes them superior to everybody else?
*Mindya Own Business* I hate trump, but seeing the same joke every day gets dull
Remember when both sides could laugh at one another? Me neither.
It's weird thinking most of these kids are probably in their 20s now.
Glad to see that while most of the events in this didn't occur, the insanity of the ideas and thoughts prevailed from both scenarios.