The Six Monsters You'll Have As Roommates
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The Robot is a business major, the Ghost works 40 hours a week and goes to school full time, the vampire studies liberal arts and goes to a rave every night, the Alien takes classes online and is wanting to make friends, and the Zombie is an engineering major.
Oof on that last one.
Adroit and concise! Well done, sir.
I'm an Engineering Major, and I'm a robot
Biology major here, definitely I’m the robot one lmaooo
the zombie part is the most accurate, I felt that😂
I prefer the ghost. Quiet, never bothers you, and leaves helpful messages.
Define helpful
@@davesaldub7690 need tp
Same XD
Jeremy Morris I am the ghost.
Zonks sqobs
Srry 4 the spelig
I'm living with the ghost now. I almost never see him. He doesn't eat my food, and his portion of the rent magically appears on time.
Then he/she is a cool roommate
it's your gran secretly paying for you room rent
Is your room mate me?
@@bensterWasHere Matt, is that you?
I used to be a corporate floater. I was on the road 50 weeks a year.... my roommate had a boyfriend she wasn’t quite ready to move in with at the time, but basically lived with him already.
Nobody home... apartment was always paid up. 😓
The ghost sounds like the perfect roommate
😂😂
As a ghost, I can confirm we have a very low conflict rate. I just need somewhere I can hang out and game (with headphones on, and I switch to a membrane keyboard after dark so as not to keep the roommates up), sleep, and some room in the fridge and freezer to store my food. If my roommates wanna hang and be friends, awesome! If not, that's fine, too. I'll keep my little slice of the home clean and ninjastealth in and out without waking anyone up. And my cut of the rent will always be on the table.
@@Thagesthoughts you sound like the best roommate ever ngl
I'm only 15 and I already know that if I go to college, I will 100% be the ghost roommate.
Only a ghost appreciates another ghost. Stompers don't notice themselves or others. Wish I wasn't a ghost.
The minotaur. He’s ripped like a beast, he’s easily angered, he brings his entire gym from home taking over half the room and you’re positive he takes performance enhancing drugs but you can’t prove it.
Michael Mello OK, I’m definitely the Minotaur. I’m angry all the time.
deadmanfan1000 me to but I’m an ogre
SOMEBAHDY ONCE TOLD ME Actually I might b an ogre like Shrek. Cuz when I get angry, I’m angry and stubborn. Like the Uber driver that was trying to kick the lady out of his car.
@@deadmanfan1000 its not ogre... Its never ogre
Aron Johansson hah, good one
You missed one, there's always that one roommate who stays in bed all day, eats whatever they want, is the laziest person ever, but still manages to get all their projects in on time and get good grades on them.
yo
They're not really lazy, it's just they can get stuff done while looking like they're slacking. I had a former boss tell me it creeped him out that I looked like the laziest employee but I always got the most work done.
Me
The Ghoul!
m e omg
The Werewolf: is pleasant and very easy to get along with- until one day, they transform into a shrill, destructive beast. The next day they will be back to normal and not even acknowledge their previous behaviour, almost as though they have no recollection of it. Repeat cycle.
Alternative name: Woman.
That shrill destructive beast -phase is called menstruation.
That's me lol
it's called angry drunk
+TheNick1704 Also monthly due to the full moon. Appropriate.
+Jam and Lies They would become a beast at night. Savage, angry, leaving no place for you to sleep without being "murdered", except for outside. The next morning, they think YOU made the mess!
Holy crap. I lived with 5 roommates my sophomore year and I just realized I was the ghost. I was only there to sleep and eat.
How does that work?
Easy, you do your own business and u don't disturb whatever the other guy is doing atm, you leave messages if u think both of u needs something (like the TP in the video) and just pay your share of the rent since it would be rude id you didn't
You stay at uni all day
Iv lived with almost all of these. The Alien was the funnest to be fair.
Had an early night once and didnt go to the pub with everyone from my floor.
Woke up randomly at 2am to weird roaring sounds.
Dude was running down the hallway wearing a Borat mankini spanking himself with a hockey stick.
Relatable 🤣🤣
you act like you've never done that
😂😂😂😂
yeah i don't believe you
WTF
I had a reverse ghost for a roommate, more of a statue really. He never left the room, barely spoke to me and my utensils were always dissapearing clean and comming back dirty. Also each weekend he cooked himself some fish... he left the kitchen so oily and smelly that america was getting ready to invade.
+vengefulenigma Ronald Reagan?
+Binkie Pinkie wtf ???
That's exactly my roommate freshman year. He'd come out once a day to cook a big ass meal and clean up once a month. I remember him calling me childish because I bought food instead of cooking food. In truth, the kitchen was so filthy to the point that I didn't want anything that's been there to go near me let alone put it in my mouth.
Andy Garnett I bet you licked clean his dishes when he wasn't there.
+vengefulenigma Mine was a zombie. Almost exactly like the guy they showed in the video.
the 6th monster is the fear he feels now being alone in the dorm
So deep I see Adele rollin
+Sultan Alrefaie HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂
+Sultan Alrefaie ههههه شنو يعني
1. The Organized One
2. The One You Never See
3. The Emo One
4. The Weird One
5. The Messy One
6. You
I'm No.4
I'm 1 and 6
A random channel faking bragger
Ok then, 1
@@randomstranger9849 happy now?
My roomate was the robot type.
Big problem is that I am the zombie type.
The wars you'll have, huh?
+The Legendary Derpmaster yeah, it was terrible.
How would you describe these monsters as roommates?:Frankenstein,The Werewolf,The Bride Of Frankenstein,The Mummy,The Invisible Man,The Phantom Of The Opera,The Creature From The Black Lagoon,The Devil.
Frankenstein is the guy who likes alot of differeint things werewolve the meat lover with a bad temper
+Kye Dysarthria The angry gay one?
"What was that? Probably a...BURGLAR, DEMON, FREDDY KRUGER, CTHULU?!!"
is literally me when I'm home alone
same lol
As well as me
same
i got cats so i figure its usually one of them XD
*cthulhu
That moment when you realize _you're_ a monster roommate.
I'm a zombie
Yeah i am a ghost/alien
I’m a ghost you’ll never see me
Ghost
I'm a vampire but don't have a prey to "kill"..
The siren- It’s 2 Am. But they’re singing. (I went to a conservatory so it was EVERYWHERE.)
The werewolf-seems super nice. But then they bring over their pack of shitty friends and turn into monsters.
I mean wouldn't the Siren insert some elements of the vampire too?
@@xanderm6090 that is true
@Emily Chen
I’m the banshee roommate.
What's wrong with the Ghost? That's the second-best roommate a guy could ask for.
The Alien is just Woolie.
RuthlessFiend38 What if it's pie-stealing college? You don't get those skills innately without being some kind of savant.
I am a ghost roomie
+Addy Naruto I think I'm a zombie with a little vampire or I'm just what my name is Joker HAHAHA...
I think me and my roommate are both ghosts.
Also, I'm willing to bet the zombie is just stoned all the time.
Ghosts or Robots are basically the post-stages of normal people who were forced to live with a Zombie for an extended period of time.
There are only two ways of dealing with a Zombie - resign and disappear or force intervent. Both approaches are incarnated as Ghost or Robot.
Or just be a zombie yourself
@@collinsummers6232 ya i think that work too
Incarnated sounds like a exorcism
i live with a zombie now and yes i am the ghost
My Mom was the Zombie growing up (hoarder), only alone I am the robot, around ppl I was a ghost. There's no winning when you fight a zombie.
I had number 2 years ago, the ghost. It was crazy. He was never around and even when he was there it's like he was hiding. Then one day he just disappeared. Turns out he was a drug addict, which is why he was hiding all the time, and he disappeared because he went to jail. lol
Solo Archer 😂😂😂
Well that was a big twist
Solo Archer omg lol
I was a ghost...
I was roommates with a stoner version of shrek
It was interesting to say the least
If I’m any of the roommates I’m number 2 because I don’t like people and would rather be unseen or presumed dead.
I was the zombie... Ben, if you're reading this, I'm sorry.
Dang... legitimately? You were like that?
@@ecliptic_equinox Not quite that bad. The mess was maybe 20% that bad, and in my defense I kept it on my side of the room. I was more referring to the constant brain dead behavior.
The Belmont Experiment Was it depression? When I was “The Zombie” in college that was my main reason.
@@Beeza2996 Mostly
Beeza2996 that was me last semester. Sorry Harry!
I'm a ghost, my former roommate was a zombie, so my room is a haunted house.
WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL??? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!
Franklin Clinton When they're something weird and it don't look good... it's probably me.
Kyoobur9000 having a diarrhea...
Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't get diarrhea, it is diarrhea which gets Chuck Norris
Benimana jean paul Yes...
The actor for the robot is just way to perfect. I frickin love it
There's also the Phantom of the Opera. You know... the weird goth that mopes around playing sad songs
That's me XD
+Ava Tempest me too sometimes
+Ava Tempest also... SING MY ANGEL OF MUSIC
i literally blast sad instrumental music to the point where my friends ears bleed XD
+Ava Tempest i play it.
I'm so used to seeing Josh on Make Some Noise and seeing him young and in a sketch is throwing me for a major loop lol
Same but I associate him with drawfee still 😂😂
what happen if the zombie and the robot were roommate?
top 10 anime battle
Arthur robot vs alien
I don't know, what happens if you divide by 0?
world war 3
Not true actually, only if you divide 0 by 0, which equals everything between ∞ and -∞, meaning every real number in existense, but other than that you get a nuclear meltdown.
Arthur Is you are not there
I remember when college humor was actually COLLEGE HUMOR
Instead of "oh hey look at us, we talk about weed"
Now it is failed generation humour
@@metroplexprime9901 Wait... Doesn't everybody do drugs in college?
Ah the good ol days.
i too hate minorities
Perfect Roommate: The Grey Man
He's around, but you'd never know it. Most of the time, he's so quiet and tidy you forget he's in the room with you. He keeps to his side of the room, playing video games with headphones on, barely says a word except when absolutely necessary, and moves like he's walking on rice paper. Can be a bit jarring when you remember you *DO* live with another person..
Firion316 my goal is to not speak to any of my roommates unless they talk to me first
Me as a roomate😊
Did you just described me?
If you want to make it really awkward, look at your roomie as they grab their junk, and shrug, "Don't let me stop you. You were on a roll a moment ago."
I did wake up in the middle of the night (2am) to find one of my roommates watching porn on his big screen tv, while reclining back with headphones in his nice chair. Not tired enough to fall back asleep (especially with the flickering lights), I propped myself up on my arms and settled in to watch as well.
He jumped about a foot in the air when he realized that he wasn't alone..
That's me lol
I love how the narrator can literally swear and still sound serious and professional
I only had one. It was the Alien. Some eastern european friend of a friend of a friend who needed a place to stay and would pay cash in advance. We hardly ever spoke, and he would only step out of his room to cook. And he was fucking awesome at that. He always left me a plate of some really gourmet shit, so I figured he was a chef or something. After almost 4 months, he just left. A couple of weeks later got police asking about him at my door. Apparently he was some big time drug dealer on the run. I told them everything I knew (which is pretty much what I'm writing here), and let them search the room for clues. They just found a perfectly made bed, a desk and an empty closet. I don't know if they ever found him, or if he's even alive. But if he's for some chance reading this... Best of luck and thanks for the meals, man!
Adrian Jutronich not an alien a methodical gangster... you wouldn't want to eat anything an alien cooked for you, and if you did... you wouldn't keep the rest of your lunch, or you'd wish you had chucked it up... (a true alien will even add freaky sh*t to food as experiements... when your not looking)
That story sounds fake as hell.
Your insight is fully appreciated.
Adrian Jutronich All eastern european roommates seem to be quiet, strange, and fucking awesome cooks. I have one as well.
I'm like finishing cooking my store bought breaded chicken and she's like got something that looks like Jamie Oliver cooked it on the stove. Her room was immaculate as well.
Adrian Jutronich Hmm, the believed you when you said you lived with him 4 months but didn't get to know him?
I'm the fucking ghost. Except the reason you don't see me is because I'm a fucking antisocial ninja
Well, and the vampire
gay
+Andy RoXx Yes, I am very gay, thanks for noticing :)
+Andy RoXx Awe thanks hunny. I bet your lawyer parents never pay attention to you right ? im so sorry baby.
Antisocial ninja, that's a very accurate term. We have such a skill to disappear into thin air at the first sight of anyone, we can maneuver ourselves out of social zone in the blink of an eye.
This is one video I wish never ended
Never imagined the Tsar had roomates
I like to imagine he and Lenin had to dorm together during University, and that is why Lenin hated the monarchy so much. Lenin was a robot and Nicholas was a vampire.
How is this comment even edited?
Wow, hard to come back from that many bullets but I guess you're commenting from beyond the grave (making you the ghost roommate?)
Just like Imperial Russia?
Imagine the robot being a roommate with the zombie
that’s just the odd couple
Perfect efficiency can be achieved even with someone as inefficient as a zombie. On the other hand, the most efficient approach would be to ignore the zombie's existence (to some extent. Wouldn't want to offend the guy)
Someone said that Robots only became Robots because they lived with Zombies and that's their way of dealing with the trauma.
As someone who lived with a Robot, I agree. He lived before with a particularly nasty Zombie.
@@Ramboost007yeah thats completely true, I myself lived with a Zombie for 1 year and it was traumatic to the extend that I became a robot. My room is always ocd-stylish clean and its very difficult for me to let things slip through like unwashed dishes in the sink etc…
I had one of the worst roommates while living in the dorms my first year at university. The dude would sleep all day skipping class and go out partying at night, which wasn't so bad except for when he got back at around 04:00 am and made loud noises putting all his party stuff away, obviously intoxicated. Once that was put away, he would turn on his lovely iPod and play some music. Out if the kindness in his heart, he put on his headphones. Didn't really help much considering he had his volume maxed out, and even blew out a couple headphones of his doing so. Not to mention how dirty the guy was... Guy left out used food containers, plates, spoons, whatever it is, for weeks before finally deciding to clean it up. The worst thing of all, the thing that tops everything I mentioned so far, is on more than one occasion, in his drunken stupor, he threw up all over his bed and the floor during the night and instead of cleaning it up then or even in the morning when he gets up, he leaves town for the weekend. I reported him to the university housing and dining people and the police even had to bring him back to the dorms (underage drinking and all that) and still nobody ever did anything about it. I love alone in a 1-bedroom apartment now and I don't plan on ever having roommates again.
this kinda reminds me of my roommie right now. He's so loud, he never sleeps at nights, plays his PC, eats and jingle his dishes. When he goes to his hometown on the weekends, I clean everything and apt becomes shiny and bright. But when he comes back ,It lasts for like 2-3 days and then again our apt becomes a hole. I hope to survive this hell till the end of this semester and GET THE FUCK OUT of here
Sounds like my roommate except add in pot smoking in the room, setting off smoke alarms, getting the cops called on us multiple times, playing the banjo at 5am, crazy drug rages, etc.
***** I recently had a flatmate like that. He's gone now and things are nicer around here
Abominatrix650
Abby O Yes? I assumed you tagged me because you wanted to tell me something?
Crap, I realized I'm an Alien-Robot.
what if you got bitten by a zombie-vampire then died?
I can't die. I'm an alien-robot--I'm already dead. So no change would occur.
hunterkiller1440 same
Yup, same here
hunterkiller1440 sadly alien zombie
What if a robot and a zombie meet
Dear god
Sitcom
dont get to that stink please
I'm the zombie my roommate is the robot, after a few adjustments we get along just fine, a few things in the living room it's fine as long as it's not dirty, no more cleaning the dishes right away but i try to do it as soon as possible(comfortable), we agreed to bring whoever the fuck we want (even though i am normally the one that brings more zombie friends) and to keep our ocd/mess in our own room(we share a really small apartment with just one bathroom but two rooms)
Also,she is a robot when she's home but normally she's just a ghost, i keep the house as messy as i want and ask her to let me know when she's coming home so i can keep everything clean(it also works as a nice gesture, because who doesn't love coming home to a just clean from floor to ceiling with fresh flowers and your stuff done for you?)
+Carol T you know,that's taking for granted.shes not something that u can make to clean for u x/
I had a ghost roommate my freshman year, most nights the only proof I had that she came back to the room was when the bunk bed would shake and wake me up some time between 2-3am, but she would always be gone when I woke up
That is the sad life. I happen to me now working school for almost 10 hours a day, and working in the weekend.
I had a roomate I referred to as "Bacon" to my friends.
Never cleaned, stayed in her room all day everyday.
Everytime I'd come home the whole place smelled like bacon. Bacon everyday. At night I could wake up to the sounds in the kitchen and the scent of bacon.
My bff didn't believe until she came to sleep over and as soon as we walk in, the whole place smells like bacon and the kitchen was a mess.
It took me months before I could eat bacon again..
But - it’s bacon...
Should've named him "Heart Attack" instead
Gemnist Ikr?! The smell of bacon makes me want bacon. It's the gateway meat of vegetarians.
Bacon smell never goes away... but after reading this, I'm almost craving a slice now..lol
Tragoudistros.MPH Almost???
I had a roommate who blasted rap music all night, smoked dope, threw parties at our place without my permission, trashed the place, wouldn't flush the toilet after he used it, and then mouthed me because I threw away his pizza box. Which category does he fall into?
zombie vampire I say
Douchebaggius Maximus, that's the category he belongs in.
Zombie Vampire Alien
+Historian474 Zombie, I think
+Historian474 I hate walking into the bathroom and seeing a big ol' nasty turd in the toilet. Gross.
I am a robot ... living with a zombie...
Maybe you will both learn to be more... human.
random blowup come to germany then. ;D
John Fuchs nope
you come to russia
Rip
+The Slick Android
We are almost the same person
Still remember this Korean roommate back in the UK who suddenly started using the bathtub to make fucking homemade kimchi. And what was even fucked up was that he later accused me of being a war criminal cuz I am Japanese and phoned the landlord to stop his freaking kimchi production in the shared bathroom.
Da fuq
To be fair, I've seen electronic kimchi fermenters for up to $150 at my local H-Mart.
@@mechamicro the Google translate.
@@johnsteampunk6408 it is a slang so stop being a meanie
@@mechamicro I was joking about how google translated it into something else because it was "A different Language". Sorry if I caused any offense, as none was Intended by my reply.
The Comrade. Shares one little thing, and suddenly expects you to
do anything he asks so long as you aren't comatose.
what?
I think thats the robots
I feel attacked
That doesn't sound like a comrade to me.
@@kevinwillems8720 history will differ...
WEREWOLF-he is normal during day as the night descends he goes to the local bar and becomes THE BEAST.you won't hear from him all night and as Sun rises u get a phone call early in the morning to come pick him up with some clothes and cash. Some times with lot of cash if police are involved.
I've seen several people say werewolf, and I even said it, but you put it better than anyone else.
awww crap im that guy, im such a dick when you put it that way.
That would suck being a Robot getting paired with a Zombie lol
i would choose the robot over the alien
Well to the Robot you're just another zombie/alien..
I am the Robot BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I want a whole story on the alien
Austin Henson he’s the person from Florida
hes just really, really high all the time
@@ketaminepoptarts that may actually be true, based on the bong-dildo hybrid we all saw him proudly admiring at 2:28
The Alien looks fun honestly
Natzu Dragoonel i have one and no, no she is not. She pisses me off
Is she from Russia, or California?
Dzelion Gurung. Or a Bong
and if its neither you-
Natzu Dragoonel true lols
Me and my roommate are both robots and we've developed a competitive spirit making our standards escalate at an sustainable pace.
Ugh I'm such a nerd that sounds like my ideal life situation.
Would you accept a robot zombie?
Tada Suko
That's possible ?
This sounds amazing.
You live in heaven
Ghost roommate is best room mate, you basically have the room to yourself
true.. I am the robot, living with ghost.. nice tidy room to myself every night :P
I used to laugh at this in high school.
5 months in and I have observed the Vampire, Zombie, and the Ghost.
But I'm also pretty sure I'm the alien.
God I'm dreading the day I run into a Robot.
yeah those robots are the worst, esp with their self-righteous programming :P
I feel like under any other context this would sound like your own three of each drug
I’m currently living with a guy who kind of fits the Robot quota. He’s not too bad actually, but he kind of dominates our apartment’s common area and is a bit of a hypochondriac (understandable, since he has preexisting conditions in the middle of pandemic-ridden LA). That said, he’s home for the summer, so right now I’m living the You life.
(Edoardo, if you’re reading this, I still love you Buddy).
The alien is basically a more extreme version of me.
osman_ajmal that's actually a less crazy version of me
Bruh be my roomate😂😂😂😂
GOD bless aliens
Same
I’m seriously just all of them other than the Vampire.
I just love the alien roommate...
He is hilarious.
I'm the ghost, I keep to myself. Luckily I haven't had a roommate in a long time though lol
Flaming Gamer spooky ;P
+Laeric Thomas spoopy
He out ghosted the ghost
Maybe you have alot of roommates and they are all the "ghosts"
Man you guys gotta bring back this actor. He actually has a lot of talent. Homeboy does THE BEST snape impression. Aha!
Eddythebandkid dropout brought him back for precious plum
Pretty sure he works as a writer for SNL now but not sure where I saw it so I could be wrong.
Josh is back for Make Some Noise, a Dropout show where he does impressions
You forgot the evil genius. He's absentminded and messy, and ridiculously smart, but you're pretty sure that whatever he keeps in that binder of his, working on it at all hours, never letting anyone else see it, it's probably plans or designs for some sort of doomsday machine.
The Mad Scientist!
I got the zombie. Dude pretzeled himself around the moldy trash on his bed and slept like that, sitting up. He played LoL all night on a mechanical keyboard. The tapping. Never. Stopped. He would set 5 alarms every morning but never get up. After all this, I found out that living alone in a studio apartment 5 minutes away would've cost the same as sharing that closet with the zombie.
Pretzeled himself..? XD Does that mean he hugged the thing?
KennedyEbony As in he contorted his body around the trash on his bed to sleep without touching it, even if it meant sleeping while sitting up
That is so weird and gross!
When I go to college I'm going to make some ground rules, like no smoking, no touching my food, no littering, no being loud in my section of the dorm, etc.
@@pamburke8043 dont expect anyone to give a shit about ur rules
I am more like a werewolf. Pretty normal until I get drunk once a month and become an animal.
And not remember what happened last night.
Me except it’s more like every week
When you realise you would be the vampire if you actually managed to get laid...
john bailey same but i would not put the hair gel model part
@@marty154 I forgot...
I dont use hair gel, it feels horrible
I like hair gel
@@marty154 weirdo.
My hair naturally looks very sleek like draco malfoy or either very curly I don’t sleep at night I’ve fallen asleep at 6 or 7 AM for the past week or 2 hate garlic bread and can’t stand the sunlight
I totally have the ghost. hes here sometimes but on the weekend totally disappears. I have no idea where he is right now...
Maybe he goes to his family like my brother.
he lives like 2 hours away
***** I can but driving four hours every weekend is a pain in the ass
Jacob Devine maybe he has a girlfriend
oma ana or a boyfriend
The Doll: just a sits in one place either staring at you or on a device, completely idle
Look away for one second and they move to a different location, completely silent
should've included the Stoner or The Gamer types
You never see them work or go to class and they are always home before you Constantly turning down social events while oblivious to current news they remain a skeleton in the closet
ha thats me only because i have only super early morning classes and work all weekend
the stoner is the zombies
I mean technically me applying a lot of hair products, dressing in black, hating sunlight, and getting female attention doesnt make me a monster either, its just the framing of how its said that makes monsters apply (in this case vampire). They could probably pull one off for gamer too. Then again gaming is more of a hobby than a personality. Stoner on the other hand...
Gamers should be necromancers ir something? bringing crowds with him to perform strange rituals full of noises and dark speech? yup that is cod and swearings
2:29
Love how satisfied he looks, like "that's right human. I made that".
I had The Nightcrawler once. It's a mixed breed of ghost, vampire, and zombie. He sneaks around at night and I never see him in the day. I can only assume he went to class because of the missing shoes. He's responsible for massive amounts of food rotting under the table/inside drawers (yes). Late at night, I would be woken up by the sound of him giggling in a creepy laughter in the room next to me.
Merovyn Kellion LOL!!! "giggling in a creepy laughter" gosh he sounds like a right fiend lol!
Merovyn Kellion God that sounds just like me XD
Merovyn Kellion Nightcrawler?! The description makes him sound more like the Gremlin! XD
Merovyn Kellion That explains my life right there-
Sadly.
I'm the ghost- the socially awkward you never see me except once a day but I stay up all night and keep to myself. I leave food in the fridge and apparently I'm so forgettable you eat it.
You sound a lot like me. The only difference is that I have a private mini fridge in my room. :P
Mosin Nagant
I need to get one >.< some of my food aint cheap
I'm the vampire meets the alien and kinda proud of it
Dude, are we the same person?
Mosin Nagant I love those... I wish I had one lol. but I only have to walk one room to get to the real fridge though
I have a Sasquatch. Often elusive, but super smelly. Leaves random hairs all over EVERYTHING (literally everything, even the toilet). Makes a big mess. Excels at survival, raiding the food caches of his cohabiters (even the shit with your name on it because bigfoots can't read). His hideout is a cave of discarded tube socks, dirty laundry, and unidentifiable repulsive smells. Enjoys watching videos of himself.
***** lol glad i could help you out!
Well! I sorta died from laughing! You know I'm ghost typing right now! Come to my funeral, it's on sunday.
MaiCohWolf Besides the smells, one of my roommates is like that xD
MaiCohWolf Females can be Sasquatches too. I live with two girls with black hair down to their shoulders. My hair goes down to my butt. My hair is longer than both of theirs combined and I can still manage mine better.
Somehow, about once a week, masses of hair just appear in spots on the ground - it's not even a gradual buildup. It's as if they were brushing it, and instead of throwing out the hair that got stuck in the brush, they just dropped it on the ground and left. I'm almost worried for them, because no healthy person should be losing that much hair.
+OperaticSkeletonx That's me lmfao but I wouldn't drop it. I throw that shit away, and I have to make sure to collect it when showering so it doesn't clog the tub. I keep things pretty clean but my trashcan has a lot of hair in it...
Don’t forget the one who is counting the days until he gets married after graduation. Some people give joy wherever they go, some people give joy whenever they go.
Okay, I'll openly admit that back in the day, I was equal parts ghost, vampire, and alien. But that's alright, because I lived with a couple of alien zombies, and together, we scared all the robots away from our place, and coexisted in happy chaos, and thick clouds of pot smoke.
neuralmute imagina telling that to someone without context
This is probably more cringey than it should be
I want that...!
So you were a Chimera?
I got stuck with the Miser room mate. That ass hat who looses his shit if the thermostat is just 1 degree above what he wants it to be. That prick who needs the apartment to be 55 degrees in the winter because gas and electric is "expensive." That same bastard who yells at you for washing dishes with too much dish water because "its all going to cost us.". And when we all get our utility bill at the end of the month, it winds up being 50 cents and he goes off ranting about how it should be 10 cents.
Yeah, I don't miss my room mate much.
that's why Jews should all have their own dorm... and their own showers...
I had this one roommate who would turn the thermostat to about 90 and I'd wake up in the middle of the night in a pool of sweat. Usually I'd wake up from him flushing the toilet 11 times consecutively while turning the sink on and off for 15 minutes.
Bob Butts why?you jealous of our money?
001yael not even funny. go bak to troll college loser.
Bob Butts Your comment wasn't any more funny, in fact it was far worse
i'm definitely the vampire but without the sex.
Faye Hyuga I am the zombie without the silent treatment.
That's fair.
I am the zombie.....and i don't know what to subtract from the description given in this video.
loll
I'm the alien, but I resemble ford prefect more than... that mess...
My roommates in order:
1. The Alien
2. The Vampire
3. The Robot
4. The Ghost
5. Now I'm at no more Monsters
well im a robot living with TWO zombies
Oh
thats fucked up i know
yes it does , the last shower i saw them taking was 8 days ago , they swash their mouths with water on the morning without fucking brush their teeth
Pfft, 8 days is nothing, your roomates are amateurs lol.
GastonBoucher i feel that theres someone else whos fucked in this life , am i wrong ? XD
I'm a mix of the Ghost, Alien and the robot.
so your as beta as they get? congrats. you have failed in having any kind of social life.
Why did you have to be so rude? You don't know me so you can't just assume that I don't have a social life. And if you didn't notice I was being sarcastic. People these day...
you said it yourself- mix of a Ghost, who is never seen and always overlooked, Alien who is as beta as they come and "has a poor judge of social norms", also apparently cannot into human communication, and the robot who dispute all attempts to come across as pleasing and cheerful, obviously has some deep seeded psychological problems.
I'm just telling you what you told me, and next time try not to take meaningless comment on youtube so serious.
I would love to have you as a roommate XD
I'm a little of them all.
I had person he never talk THE whole year I heard him say hi the first time I saw him and cough once
were you roommates with mr. bean?
xxD
Sin Release me
If you went to pti that was me
Wtf
My little brother was a zombie. He kept half eaten food containers all over his room and he kept asking me to tell him the answers to the homework and online quizzes for the class we were taking together. If he spent more time studying and less time partying, maybe it wouldn't have taken him six years to earn a four-year degree.
Can confirm, was a ghost living with a robot
I'm currently a robot living with a ghost... :D well... I say "living with".. but his bedspace has remained unchanged for like 3 months now...
Pete Welch are you sure he still lives there?
that's what i'm beginning to ask myself...
Pete Welch XD Well, if he doesn't, at least you have a room to yourself now
well... I think I spoke too soon... he came back today :/
The detective: They may not know for now, but it's only a matter of time before they find out. You can find them peeking out of door cracks, hiding in bathroom stalls, or even pretending to walk around talking on the phone when they eavesdrop. They don't talk to you much, but when they do every word they drop is sweet and misleading.
So my roommate is a vampire zombie detective alien
When you mix The sims 3 univeristy life and the sims 3 supernatural
Бакиша
The ghost or vampire roommate seem pretty cool, really. Vampire can help you get laid, ghost won't eat your food and leaves helpful messages on the fridge.
Robot + Zombie = insanity
No more like complete and total chaos
That would be my Mom.
gadkinson Robot + zombie in one person = hell on earth.
The Dark master That doesn't make any sense. How can you be extremely neat and make big messes at the same time?
minecraftdarkveil you can fail to notice the messes you are making until it gets really bad then freak out and clean it up and repeat this process
I'm the alien, no doubt about it.
Same
SAAAAAAAAAAAMAMANAMANANE
Tony Flamingo why do asume that because he likes the dildo, that he is gay, you offended so many people.
Tony Flamingo jk lol
The Dragon: (basically a bully) This roommate is a vicious creature who is guarding his hoard of treasures (his nice things) and territorial (warning you to NEVER be in HIS space). When he eats, it's like he's devouring a village. His smoking habit gives him a hot (and stinky) breathe. If you wake him up, he'll destroy you. If you let him hang out with your friends, he'll destroy them, you and innocent bystanders who had nothing to do with the situation.
Why a dragon ?
My last roommate was the dragon
I am a dragon but not this kind. I am really more like the guy who walks quietly and with a big stick. I am actually easy going and friendly.
Did anyone else notice that at 1:57, the vampire’s journal says “Die with me, my Queen”?
Oh Yeah, It Does Say That.
It's official boys, the vampire's a simp, get him!
I'd want to live with the alien. He seems cool
Seconded... . U wont get bored... . XD
Acey Your Pal
Like finding unflushed shit in your toilet? Nah,I'll pass. I used to live together with an alien
Can I move in?
Or the mummy: a being who was a former king in his last life, but because of foreseeable circumstances is but a shell of his former self (was cool in high school but burned out after it ended) and now reminisces of his legacy ( he was ether a sports star, an over achiever or was just cool for the sake of cool) though he is probably over exaggerating, you could never be sure any real information has been lost to time. Also just lays around collecting dust all day ( and there’s a fifty fifty chance he was perfectly preserved or aged horribly). Is incredibly possessive of his things and will “curse” you over the slightest thing.
angelia flores Yep, I’m a mummy
God i hate mummys
Aron Johansson Why I know that, is that my best days r behind me and now my soul is dead, so I’m part mummy, part zombie. Only werewolf or minotaur when anger is possessing me. I try to avoid that side, because it only further corrodes me. I need to get rid of roommates and find my own place to live in already, and God just kill me.
@@deadmanfan1000 dont think i needed to know that but o k
Aron Johansson Whatever. It’s whatev’s. It doesn’t matter anyways.
I’m gonna be the ghost roommate but I’m gonna bring a rag doll and move it at night while he’ll sleeping
Bring a black morph suit and a laptop with surround sound speakers. Late at night before your roommate comes back, place the speakers around the room in hidden locations while still connecting them to your laptop. Play "hall of ghostly whispers" on loop at low volume. Put on the morph suit and turn off the lights, also take the light switch to the off position. Stand in the corner of the room far opposite the door. When your roommate walks in, simply stare at him/her and rapidly twitch your head. I did that and wasn't disappointed with the results. Just make sure your roommate doesn't have a heart condition or respatory condition before you try this. Good luck
Thomas Mercure pure evil
I LOVE it
"Hey, how was your day?
*face plants onto bed*
I dunno what he's complaining about- that's an articulate and straight-forward answer.
I am the zombie. My brain died several months before I made it to college, and apparently so did my hygiene. My room smelled really bad and was very messy. Do you see that dead look on the zombie's face? That is because his soul died before either his sense of decency or his hygiene did. His soul died, then his self-respect, then his sense of decency, then his hygiene. Sooner or later his health fails, then his body. The end.
Patrick Jackson hope someone will show up in your life and bring you back:)
That is deep. Goodluck to you my friend
The criminal: the guy who is always standing in the hallways with his face partially covered. His hoodie smells of drugs and he keeps a few pieces of tape on his webcam. He keeps a collection of knives and other weapons. He says that he is a "doomsday prepper" but you can never be sure.
Captain Autismo so basically a coloradan
I AM NOT A CRIMINAL! I'm a blade obsessed pot-head who likes to be prepared. I have the tape over my webcam A: I never use it B: I've been covering my laptop in stickers and the like, and have a pretty cool piece of a WOW card covering it (because apparently, if you dont play a TCG, you think people that do, play them all...) okay... I WAS technically a criminal, but then they legalized it lmao.
"Would you mind if I d put a second gun safe on the wall? Right next to where the swords are?" "..." "What? No...i said where the swords are - yes but- No ur right there are some swords there but its mostly axces. Thats why we call it the axe corner. You know, on the left of the bathroom and right under the collection of machine guns." "What are you talking about? No i already told you. The tank ammo is under my bed. And no i am not taking this to far!"
Do you mean that kind of persons? People like me?
Well, considering the concern about facial recognition, might be more legit than you might realize... unfortunately they are able to identify people by how the walk now, they're going beyond facial recognition... In the future it might not seem so bad-criminal, if we end up in a real high-tech dystopia.
Taping your webcam is highly unnecessary - every computer webcam I've ever encountered has a small LED light that is on when the camera is recording. This LED is directly connected to the cameras power so if the camera gets power so does the LED - that's wired, you can't software hack it to not do that, the only way to prevent it from doing that is taking your laptop and cutting the cable and if someone breaks into your horse, demantles your laptop, hardware mods it and puts it back together without you noticing anything then I think you have a way bigger problem on your hand than your webcam
the robot vs the zombie, dun DUN *DUN*
+DoormanDudeMinecraft I suppose one of them would eventually either go insane or give into the other's habbit.
the robot will go insane
+Doormandude The robot cares too much, the zombie exhibits a lack of care for pretty much anything. The robot looses by default.
Only time that the robot might win, is when they decide to throw the zombie out of the house.
The UN recently installed WiFi in my village, this 360p quality is amazing, it’s like the light skin college man is right in front of you lol
Underrated comment
This is funny, but to be honest, some of the best years of my life were living with my college roommates. We had a pedantic robot, a footballer ghost, a ghost robot, a pair of stoner vampires, and let's be blunt, everyone's a zombie after a couple of months, trash mountain quickly becomes art as much as responsibility. Even though there were the food stealing wars, the prank war, the bb gun ambush war, the fill-the-condom-with-something-interesting war, the water gun war that turned into a floor-wrecking, deposit-taking amazing water party, you meet amazing people in that environment. I feel bad for people that had a bad experience with roommates, you can have an amazing time if you're willing to cut loose.
I love the subtleness of the last segment.
Despite the title card saying otherwise, there _is_ a monster.
Yourself.
Either you are going to subcome to your own vices or your paranoia will spiral out of control
I would like to have that robot roommate. He will tell me to me clean and tidy. That is good. Also helping without asking is a good trait
They only get annoying when they expect you to be robots, too. Sure, I'll clean my stuff up so it's not in your way, robots, but leave my side of the room alone! It's just untidy, not a mess requiring a biohazard suit.
*****
Lol, I'm the same! My side of the room is a complete mess but we have a policy that you can't impose your standards on the other person unless 1) it smells like decomposing corps 2) cockroaches are jumping around 3) food is rotten beyond recognition.
If I had a robot roommate they'd probably see holes int he walls everywhere XD I'm not the tidiest person
Personal favorites
The kitsune: not bad of a guy but kinda of a weeb
The wendigo: skinny guy look like he’s never seen the sun and always wants you to do something with him.
Oh god I'm the wendigo
Here's a monster you forgot: Sticky Fingers.
They take your things without asking.
When you find your stuff in their room, they lie about it!
Heide M.
The Tanuki?
*Is this some sort of jojo refrence im too much of a Death note fan to understand?*
@@dripgeon819 yes
Thats the zombie WDYM
@@dripgeon819 i knew someone was bound to say it
I'm the kind of roommate that stays up late but is completely silent and never makes any noise. Like even if you ask me a question, I have my headphones in and won't hear you. Also a slob, but entirely on my half of the room.
YES. It's much easier to either fix it yourself or just deal with it than complain and cause a problem.
Well that's me.
Over in this country we have separate rooms to sleep in. I have no idea how people could tolerate sharing the same room!
it's fun if they're actually cool people.
Morgorath30 I wouldn't be able to tolerate the lack of privacy.
Andrew Palmer Become best friends. Problem solved.
I don't know what country your from, but in America they overcharge in anything college related because, they basically turned college into a business mentality at some point. Everything is so damn expensive as it is. If you want your own room you better have serious dough.
I went to college for only a year and my roommate was a cross between a ghost and a zombie.
In the UK we have loans that you only start to pay off once you're earning enough. That said my family is pretty well off so I don't have one. That said we used to give students grants to go to university because it was pretty rare.
Vampire: Gamers who have found a love potion
Zombie: Neckbeards
I kind of want the alien roommate guy. Looks fun.
MIKEANTHONY321 I had an alien, I can assure it's not.
MIKEANTHONY321 no you don't... weird and freaky taken to whole new worlds... and no one will belive any of it... you'll have nightmares of the freakyness... and then your alien will gradually make them come true...NONE of these act human ... in anyway... the vampire is the least unsetteling but then again im abit that way my self... seriously name any pet and all of these are far worse to live with...ANY pet.
MIKEANTHONY321 You would love me as a roommate then :3
Joseph Hotter Did he have one in the video? Oh, goody! I probably missed it.
call me now
lmao i went to this program and we had to stay in dorms the whole time and my roommate was definitely the ghost. like her stuff was there and i knew she came back everyday bc her stuff was always in different places in the morning, but i would neeevvvvveerrr see her
The ghost sounds like an awesome roommate, it's basically like living alone!
Monsters Part2:
The Pisser. - This guy pisses. (!) He lives to piss. It is his hymnal to the joy of life. You will think a faucet has just busted off the tap, or someone has left the shower on all night and then you realise: it's just him and his first piss of the day.
The Crapper. - You can tell from the satisfied grin and the hint of a smirk as vapour trails follow that you are living with a crapper. You don't have anything against pooping exactly, you're no saint, but this is ridiculous. Every day, same hour, he's on his personal mission from god.
The Wanker. - Don't borrow this guys sock. I'm not one to gossip but a friend of a friend said JUST DON'T DO IT! Don't accept any glossy magazines/pens/handkerchiefs/playing cards from him. Just give him a roll of handy towels[extra strength] and he'll be happy chappy. Although a whiff of 'man-juice' can be detected you're unsure where the "precious bodily fluid" accumulates. . .and do you really want to know?
The Farter. - Loud and proud. Silent but violent. A dedicated craftsman of the air-biscuit. Pickled onions and gherkins, egg and cheese sandwiches, a side of mutton and a bowel of cabbage soup are all consumed with complete disregard for anyone depending on oxygen to survive. *advice upon encountering; he washes his underwear in a separate machine, preferably in an industrial washing machine at a laundromat. It is hung out on an individual line, down wind.
The Snotter. - We're all guilty of expectorating in public. In some countries spitting;as it is commonly called, is an offense with punishments that range from fines to preventative detention. Some people are burdened with an unusual production of ear war, toe-jam and other bodily effluvium. Some poor souls are cursed with the constant need to eject unnecessary and prodigious quantities of nasal mucus and sputum. These people need advice and support to do so in an environmentally friendly and socially tolerable manner. Do not be outraged at these people, they need your understanding rather than your scorn.
The EnergyDrinker. - This persons body odour is in constant flux. With a diet of caffeine, taurine, açaí berry extraction, vitamins, artificial sweeteners and the latest canned beverage designed to stave off sleep, you never can tell exactly what he's going to smell like. Perhaps the most pernicious of the types I have listed this perpetual engine of goal completion seems to subsist on liquid motivation. All of which has to be purchased in various containers. All of which, when emptied, start gradually reproducing in bedroom corners, rubbish bins, bench tops and spaces you had designated for your stuff !! Not that your laptop is complying about the beginning of a small mountain of aluminium cans placed on top of it. The cockroaches, caterpillars, weevils, slaters, slugs, snails, spiders and occasional hedgehog, that are attracted to the smell of this creatures' living space are loving him by staying out of sight. Until they become that scratching in the middle of the night that you can't be too sure if it came from something outside wanting to come in, of something that's inside wanting to go hunting outside for its natural food source.
I'm the ghost and sort of proud to be it, almost. I move quick and silent and almost never outside my room. No one knows when I'm there. Once I do pay rent I get a 'oh gawd you scared me' from the landlord. D:
Despite minding my own business and dead quietness, I still get evicted every year, no exaggeration.
yea I'm proud to be a ghost to some people even call me a ninja in real life because I'm so unnoticeable
channel whatchamacallit Yup... Me too.. Ninja unite! xP
***** In some cases, just getting used as a financial crutch. Once the owner(s) is/are caught up with money then it's _buzz off_. Soon I'll be on the move again because the owners mentioned _after_ I moved in the house is up for sale. >.
So like Ctrl Alt Del's Scott?
Oh my gawd ghost r creep e so ahh lk how u MV fast
The fact that i first watched this while in high school and now having graduated college, i have experience every single one of these roommates