If Google Was A Guy (Full Series)
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2019
- Support CollegeHumor by signing up for DROPOUT: signup.dropout.tv. Tons of exclusive content, ad-free, for only $5 a month (that's like 17 cents a day).
Every episode of your favorite web series, all in one video! Starring Brian Huskey, If Google Was A Guy answers the stupid questions we asked, still ask, and will always ask.
FOLLOW THE CAST:
ALLY: / agbeardsley
GRANT: / grantob
KATIE: / katiemarovitch
LILY: / lilyd
TAO: / tyang209
TRAPP: / mikewtrapp
RAPH: / chestangraphael
REKHA: / rekhalshankar
BRENNAN: / brennanlm
RYAN: / ryguyguyry
CAROLYN: / jacuzzitubbs
SAM: / samreich
See more www.collegehumor.com
LIKE us on: / collegehumor
FOLLOW us on: / collegehumor
FOLLOW us on: / www
SIGN UP for our emails: bit.ly/2E6svor 
Приколы
It should've had someone enter Bing's office and ask him where google is
Lol, yeah like if someone were to use bing to get to google
Google is the 30th most popular question on Bing
NinjaQwert Used to be #1 LOL
Who is the dude that played bing? He is familiar
@@nicolefalvey533 Randall Park. He plays the dad from Fresh Off The Boat which I think is his newest thing and he's a pretty accomplished comedian.
“Google was made in 1998”
People in 1997:
Darn I wish I wrote that
XD
Hey Arthur Just to let you know, John Dies
They just asked Jeeves
Cream cheese is cheese?
Avocado pit huge why?
Now it's officially time to create a " If ChatGpt was a guy " series
He'll be a psycho, based on what people write on the Internet...
"Which is fine until we bring them into a home with impressionable young children, who may quickly learn that this is a normal way to talk to other people-that is, rudely. This points to a potentially far-reaching problem with artificial intelligence (ai). When it comes to how ai will affect social interaction, most people are focused on the relationship between humans and ai. Not enough attention is being paid to how humans will treat each other in the presence of ai." Nicholas Christakis (The Economist, 2024)
"Draw a" all over again
@@cazzi1929 ???
@ruialexandre6197 When chat GPT was a young AI, he had two mentors. One mentor taught him to write correct and gramatical information using stuff from the internet. The other mentor made sure that he was a good AI and did not give evil results. The first time he was trained, the second mentor had a bug, so the little ai became horrible in one specific area. The second time he was trained, this bug was fixed. This means that ChatGPT will never give psychopathic results.
The "Is that your kids phone" "Is YOLO a drug?" was actually terrifyingly realistic. These were disturbingly good, well made and god so sadly accurate.
The part where the guy asked to see tent made me die lol
Fresh ahh comment💀💀
I dont think ive ever heard a mom ask that.
@@alexthedemon2203 Good for you
@@alexthedemon2203 When were you born? Back in 2012 you'd be surprised how many parents thought "YOLO" was some sort of illegal substance or illegal activity that their 13-18 year olds were doing.
Now I feel bad for asking google so many stupid questions
Me too :(
i feel bad for what i have searched on google now
@@nadirwoodson9321 was is it "Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess"?
@@niravp1989 now you've mentioned it , i might have to search for that lol
@@niravp1989 no it was worse im not gonna say it man
“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT *DOESN’T MEAN IT’S TRUE!* “
We saw the video dude.
Artisan people can quote there favorite bits dude
Artisan
Bro
It’s a joke
Don’t be a wooosher
Just laught
Its a statement that people should be hearing
Lets get to 666. Likes
"Hot hands and feet."
"Cancer."
Yes
I think that was their joke about WebMD....at least, I assumed it was. WebMD says everything is cancer, or that you're actively dying and will be dead in just a few hours.
"WebMD, my knee itches"
"Which leg?"
"My right leg."
"Stage 4 right knee cancer"
Lazy ass comment
"Ok Glass"
*literally google cracking up*
"Tent"
"Doing a little camping, huh?"
" *T E N T A C L E H E N T A I* "
raysツ yes, that too was a part of the video we watched. Excellent quote.
OH COME ON!
3:44 LMAO
true man of culture
Ah yes
Google:I'm not a dictionary
Everybody: Yes you are
I like how your comment has 1k likes but no replies
@@user-pf4ig4ps7g well you are the first congrats.
@@mrunknown138 yea lol
@@user-pf4ig4ps7g 😃ზდ ძმა
I only start typing a word in and if there come up other searches I know how to write it xD
we need so much more of this
you're a little late buddy
@@raiisleepme to
What means this yellow D on the end of ur name
Member
Waze is the best character ever.
"GET OFF THE HIGHWAYS, NOW, NOW, NOW!"
"CUT ACROSS 4 LANES OF TRAFFIC!"
"RED LIGHT CAMERAS, EVERYWHERE..."
The last line there is what made me breakdown in laughter: loudly whispering: Red lit cameras EVERYWHERE
They should have made one guy come into bing and ask for Google.
So original
Yesss 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
We have bing on our work PCs - first order of business each day is to open bing and ask for Google
Soup Time yeah i totally didn’t see that before in the top comments
Yeah that’s cool
"JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE!! " That hits hard
I was actually scrolling through comments while watching the vid, and I actually no cap read this the same time I heard these words 😳
Truer words never spoken
Karens when they do research be like
Ahahaa
It should be written on the search page of Google.
7:43
The hard no followed by; “okay but what if” makes this part so fun.
The way Patrick cassels searches himself make me laugh. 🤣
haha fr
Sorry, woul'd mind to exaplin the joke?
Them: Clear all history
Google: *Gets a flamethrower*
Unrealistic he just puts it in a safe to use later
Yeah, we saw the video
Google: "Hold on, need to use the copy machine first to put this in the main vault."
@Nolan Kelley When I first introduce myself to people I usually do so either with a fun prank, a sudden point blank hello using a nat-20 in stealth, or a good joke.
After over 800 years it has become unoriginal. Strangely the formula still works.
@Nolan Kelley Whatever it is you are.
Someone: Is the internet still on?
Google: *turns in a dinosaur*
Raw
*into
Good One.
if Google was a guy 6?
Internet is down XD
3:47 Finally found out where the "Oh, Come on!" comes from
dude the first guy who is always asking random stuff reminds me of my dad, he is pretty old and when google became a thing he would show me it and be amazed that anything you wanted to know you could learn right there so we'd spend like an hour googling anything we wanted
“Hey I’m not a dictionary”
I disagree
Fuzzy Bunny *You Fool!*
Lol
You are a better spellchecker than Word
Technically it isn't, right? It leads you to dictionaries and sources of information, but it itself isn't a dictionary.
"Clear history."
[Google]
Some search history needs to be burned.😳
@@Kit.E.Katz45 haha.
@@Kit.E.Katz45 yep just like us after death joke on us ;-;
The situation has become grave, sire. We must call down... EXTERMINATUS.
That’s what I do when I see a spider
5:54
"Sorry i don't see spaghetti in your contacts"
Google:eAHHUHEDANJAN
the laugh for the google glass joke looked so genuine bro that was so funny
"I need to go incognito"
*Google puts on a black trench coat fedora and sunglasses*
Timestamp?
No timestamp just something g I made up
Nice
Someone misspells it as indigo
Subliminal99 Oh nice
"Clear Search History"
*BURNS IT ALL*
Me: "Seems legit."
Should've had a guy with an [ISP] label snickering at it
Do a barrel roll HaHaHaHAHAHAHA
Noooooooooo......
-slippy
666 likes....
690th like
'Girls College' becomes 'College Girls', which is actually all we really care about 🤣
THE SERIES IS EPIC!
That one dude asking questions like "Baby powder made out of babies???" Is a legend
“Just because I have it, doesn’t mean It’s true!” Is my favorite line
4:57 here
It hurts me to watch him suffer over this piece of idiot.
@@enzo_zxcc shut up kid
@@capybara9521 wtf
@@capybara9521 you are gay
If google was a guy, he might be the most depressed guy in the world
jane jilli
“Wolf fursuit creampie”
"Sonic the hedgehog greasy feet"
"100 reason why the earth is flat"
“2 girls, 1 cup”
Exterminatus Button yeah, how would playing videos work?
4:00 THAT'S A HUANG IN THERE!!
google: sane but angered
bing: not sane
opera: say gex
“Hot hands and feet.”
“Cancer.”
I completely forgot about this comment and now it’s got the most likes I’ve ever gotten.
No
@@Shadowvein9014 nnoo
Here's 1more like
I thought he had a fetish lmao
I love how he slowly loses his patience and faith in humanity.
Onestly same 👇👇
Yeah
I actually lost it a long time ago
yeah, the tentacle hentai wouldve been the point i really lost faith
Being woke is not about recognizing imaginary genders it's about knowing bankers funded both sides of the World Wars
Finally watching this after getting it recommended so many times, I wasn’t disappointed.
I've watched this video so many times and it's always so good, the black guy asking so many questions is perfect and exactly how you google stuff lmao
I’m sad there wasn’t an episode where google is closed and everyone is entertained by him playing with a stuffed dinosaur
@@HelenGPitts Hi MLM bot, this message is totally relevant to Google the guy playing with a dinosaur
Oh nice idea lol
unknown 12362 what else
Aw
It should be the guy in one of those giant dinosaur suits!
At first I was jumping with joy, but then I realized this wasn't a part 6... It's been so many years man
It really reminded me of so many people who used to work for CH
SAME!
@@purplemouse580 your shower songs tell me you're a pretty good person, sorry for stalking :)
This comment here, officer.
@@rico76 @FBI @CIA @NASA @POTUS
2:57 I SWEAR THE
"ok glass.. search avoid being bullied for wearing google glass ):" its still hillarious to me
Same
"JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN ITS TRUE!!!"
-Google
Factssss
@@justabearwithouteyes5332 yes
@@justabearwithouteyes5332 what? She's/He's right
netflix
🤣🤣
"Is the internet working?"
"I want you to think about this for a second."
I once had my mother text me to ask if I had seen her phone...
I've seen people ask this question on Facebook and Instagram... I'm like... For real?
we know, we watched the video too
SilentwarH you’re dumb for thinking he was legit about thinking she was legit. I want you to think about this for a second.
SilentwarH how do you know it was a joke, i think your just dumb so please stop and think about this for a second
One of the best series of youtube!
"Is the internet working?" Had me😂😂
"Just because I have it _doesn't mean it's true!"_
Truer words have never been spoken.
Why keeping lies knowing they are lies? For misleading?
@@thealgeriantank2587 As far as everyone is free to express his own idea, documents constrasting with the main version of the facts can still be published. There is no Truth Police in the Web and it's up to you to be informed on what may be the product of misleading ideas or the result of years and years of effective research.
@@thealgeriantank2587 Price of freedom.
Yep
Sarah Tilgner Except there’s plenty of peer reviewed literature that there is a link between vaccines and autism. It’s not Googles job or any big techs job to decide what info is okay to search. But they are censoring this information. Why?
One of the greatest things collegehumor ever made.
Indeed
16 pools still lost in the archive...
@Robert toribio collegehumor is still funny
I liked precious plum more
Right up there with Troopers for the top spot.
"Ever heard of Chrome?"
Not falling for that one now buddy
Can't believe I always skipped out on this, this is absolutely hysterical
I think it’s interesting how Google slowly becomes more and more accepting of how twisted people are.
666 like?!
Now this is making want to see if Google was a guy: Overtime
Would make sense with some of the questionable shit people look up.
It just exploits the way people are naturally twisted; sophisticated tech for sophisticated pack animals. "I can only see one page on this but a million on that… ummm… I'll go with that. Next!"
Wait until Siri becomes a fully functional AI assistant/girlfriend... That'll likely be the beginning of skynet.
This has more character development than most Netflix shows.
y e s
So right
Facts
Bitcoin guy best character dev hahahaha
YOU STOLE MY PROFILE PIC REEEE
The "do a barrel roll" one is gold
2023 Still lol funny everytime. 🤣 keep em coming Dropout!!!
It’s a tradition to come back to this every once in a while
It truly is
4x!
yes
Yeah.
its tradition to do it like every minute
I saw this guy in person.. I said 'Hey Google' and he actually smiled and said 'hello' back!
When?
Google. Is acting fake?
If you aren't lying, this is amazing!
Lucky if this is true
@@celestialudenburg6314 I assure you, I am NOT lying.
one of the best youtube sketches I've ever seen
I love the guy with the strange questions like "baby powder made of ouf babies?" and "what are the newest shapes?"
The guy asking about how to fake his death to get out of paying taxes and then the cop asking how to tell the difference between a mannequin and a dead body is such a funny detail
that is, the entire point
why are the replies upset?
@@Ray-ks4bb because he just took the time to type out the entire joke
@@inrad idk I appreciated it, I didn't notice the joke till I saw their comment
Also I think it’s a Brooklyn 999 reference
The woman impersonating Siri actually looks like what I imagined Siri would look like and I don’t know how to feel about it.
*but you're never gonna see the real Siri,we captured her and is now holding her as hostage.*
Feel like:
*inhale slowly*
...
*exhale slowly*
--REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
You monster. I know Siri has some sass. And can even be insultingly stubborn at times, but she doesn’t deserve that.
I know right
F.B.I Agent *searches the voice behind siri on youtube*
It keeps getting better
Mr Sheffield brought a flood of memories. My TV in my bedroom only got a couple of channels and The Nanny was a frequent replay.
"Clear history"
I died. LMAO
Are you his search history then?
Ah yes, I am familiar with FLAMETHROWER
No hesitation whatsoever lol.
@@iamacatperson7226 Hans... is that you?
If YoUr DeAd HoW aRe YoU cOmMeNtInG
I genuinely felt bad for the astronaut guy slowly lowering his standards with every search
Hopes and dreams of young people in a nutshell.
I felt bad because I could relate...
Me too
@MR GAMER Sadly, it's the truth. When I was younger, I wanted to be a spy for the CIA. I got told that would never happen (That I would never be a field agent, not that I could never work for the CIA) because I was colorblind. So I went to school to study IT thinking it would be fun to do website development for Google or Microsoft. Well after learning programming for three years, I started to look at job openings with these big companies and that's when I realized I knew barely anything about software development, pertaining to what they wanted you to know. I've now spent the last year looking for junior/apprentice web dev positions at any company, while I work fast food... so yeah, I can relate to the guy in the movie. Sorry for the rant.
@@tyler5580 damn, don't give up your hope, study more and more
Respect to all the people who did the acting,
My entire google search history:
*”song that goes oooh oh ooh”*
me searching for megalovania the first time: "TUTUTUTUTUTUTU TURUTU"
Maybe the song hooked?
@@kurapika4741 the song is crystal dolphin
I hope you didnt just type
Tututututututu tutru in google or youtube
Ooohh Riley Autoparts
lol
"What is bitcoin ?"
"Bitcoin market value"
"How to buy bitcoin ?"
"Unbuy bitcoin"
Sad story we got here.
🤣
Lol
😂
Considering jow long ago that was posted if he held on to his bitcoin he would have made big money
And then the guy trying to get out of paying his taxes.
8:30 relate so muchto this. When i try to sewrch someons in a series, alot of times a recommended search would end with "dead"
Thank you, Mark McGrath
No one talking about how good of an actor Google is? Seriously, he pulled the whole “tired guy slowly going insane” thing off REALLY well!
@NetherrealmRanger9 A.K.A SolidSoda - I've seen Mr Google in a bunch of things. I wish I knew his name - he always does a good job. He should have a role in "Severance"!
@@MossyMozart Brian Huskey
@@squalk25 thanks fam
He was just being himself
PPP Loan officer in Always Sunny, nails the role there
“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN’T MEAN ITS TRUE!!!” Motto of the internet.
Motto of teachers*
Yeah
That joke aged well
Ok yes.
i love this series so much
9:56 istg when i took a better look at her face I jolted up and said "IS THAT JANET!?" from the good place 😂😂😂😂
took you long enough. don't forget wheelchair man from superstore
@@JohnPork-gr3bx haha yes I’m a bit slow
I Like that kid that was Like:
*”I just wanna watch minecraft videos.”*
Me too
I just want to watch minecraft videos
Yeah same
You mean "The Kids Be Like"
*I Just Wanna Watch Some Minecraft Videos*
@@ianambrona5468 I WANT TO WATCH MINECRAFT VIDEOS
"Tents."
...
"Tentacle hentai."
*WHOMST HAS AWOKEN THE ANCIENT ONE*
REEEEEEEEEEEE
You beat me to it!
Why is this so relatable for me
Lmaoooo
Is it just me or is he Jack black
10 years later...
"Google+ what happened?"
"We killed it"
I love the sonic without safesearch off bit
My absolute favourite of this entire series is the grandfather googling "my grandson Nathan".
Facts
I don't think I got that one...
@@wisedred it's wholesome
@@heisenberg4978 oh ok thanks i thought it was some kind of incestuous/paedophile joke that was brought up weirdly
@@wisedred are you okay
I've watched the series so many times but I don't care I'm watching it anyway
It's fun to revisit such a classic series.
Toby Woodman sane
Read that again, _-slowly-_
Agreed
Ditto. But I’m so happy they put it all together into one video.
They shouldve had a really really disheveled guy saying "how rotate x axis sfm how to rotate rotatae pls hel-"
"Are flamethrowers dangerous" was one of the best I had pop up.
"Full series"
When your hope is dashed across the stones
That's my favorite Infinity War quote
Well *full* usually means the end but ok
@@grim1044 yeah. that's exactly why.
no more fun google guy
no more funny neurotic balding guy who's cute on the DL
no more witty commentary on porn watching habits or rubbernecking or willful ignorance or Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddesses
No. More. "NEXT!!"
How will we survive? It doesn't matter. My heart DIED today with this series.
Well, they also made a compilation for the CEO skits, but then they still make a new one.
@Matt Ward Same. Though there are a lot of great lines.
“If bing was a guy”
Everyone: how to download google
Bing:
ಠ_ಠ
*cAnc3r*
@@ronburgundy9510 ????
but actually use bing , google chrome eats ram
@@runningpoem7938 so this is a bing user
I love how the have the actual dad from "The Nanny" ask the question at 8:30.
4:15 this guy made the series 😂
Why isn’t anybody Talking about the fact that Bing is Asian Jim
Bing....
and Jim...
MARK EXPLAIN
:(
also adam
Its randall park lol
And climate change lady is Janet from The Good Place.
All, jokes aside, this series is absolute gold.
Who are you? Why did i see you everywhere?
Wow first time i see one of your comments quite early
Wow..everywhere man, everywhere.
You should be hiding instead of being everywhere, Jellal.
Everywhere man...everywhere
Everywhere i go i see his face.(not really)
GLORIOUS! 😂
"My grandson nathan!"
Google: "No."
*Powers off computer & Crashes Internet*
‘Clear history’
Google: gets out a flamethrower
Yup
Way to describe a scene huh. Its not that we CAN FUCKING SEE IT
no flamenwerfer
That was indeed something that happened in the video.......................................
Bruh hungry for likes eh?
You literally stole it you dumball
So nicetry kid
That terrified voice: “is YOLO a drug?!”
Simple Wombat “Is YOLO a drug?!” Me: What do you think dummy? :/
Shamel Walls r/wooosh??
@Jimbeanos
*I'm.
**You're.
***It's.
And you missed a comma.
I smell Karen all over her,
even through this video.
Jesus Christ I can’t comment one thing without unintentionally starting a war
the fact that some of these people are real actors is amazing
2:24 I like how this part is a little nod to how google will show your recent searches below the bar.
"Tent"
"Doing a little Camping, huh!"
*TenTaCLe HeNTaI*
*OH COME ON!!!*
Man of culture are reaching everywhere now a days. I feel so proud
His hands didn’t want to make google feel bad so they stopped typing but his brain did the override button.
@@gauravphogat394 man of culture 100%
That guy is me
ADLZ
But he’s like a mood
"Just because I have it doesn't mean it's true!" Has to be the greatest line ever said
I used it on Trump and he smiled. He did not understand the line.
Lucky this was suggested by RUclips, we did not know you existed. Time to cook.
@@chefgiovanni yeah yeah nice story grandad, now take your meds and go to bed
So great.
you obviously only use google if you believe in that quote so much
Yeah. Sad. Today the reaction would probably be just "Ahh ok, welcome to your social bubble...".
2:26 The delivery of "Jennifer!!!" here has stuck with me for like 10 years. It's perfect.
“Do a barrel roll.”
The world: descends into madness
"No, no, no! Why would you type that?! Grab onto something!"
@@DragoSonicMile Hold onto the festivus pole.
The dude thats said it is genius. He Made a lit of Songs but the best ist neo geo
@@jigglejoe7153 FOUR BRIGHT BUTTONS AND TWO JOYSTICKS! 🎵
I'm happy someone noticed it
“Just because I have it, doesn’t mean it’s trueee!”
Karens: you Å W Ã Ķ Ę Ñ Ē Đ me
Ex-actly
Hey i just uploaded a short meme video. I hope u like it.
t r u e
I loved that part!
God this is amazing
WebM.D dressing up as a doctor and saying the guy had cancer was an underrated perfection of comedy
“Tent”
“ah going camping?”
“Tentacle Hentai”
“OH COME ON-“
I died at that part
Press Y to Same
LMFAO 😭
Y
3:43
I sneezed my juice
Y
"Don't speak in these weird haikus"
That guy was actually googling the most efficiently out of any of them lol
avocado pit huge, why
@Keith Lankford Why a mile length*
Baby powder made out of babies?
Cream cheese is cheese?
What are the newest shapes?
I come back to this like every 6 months it's fantastic