history of the entire world, i guess
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Today I learned that nobody was ever in Canada and it probably doesn’t exist other then being a big chunk of land
At least there is a beaver
@@marcinnowak3888 LMAO
I take offensive to that statement
@@Sonicboy0700 sorry but the video has deemed it so. Not once does this man mention Canada or even draw a line to it
Oh my god you’re right he never mentioned it
I love how Bill just dropped this one day 6 years ago and continued to vibe on making songs without ever acknowledging it.
> be bill wurtz
> spend god knows how long making one video
> upload it
> refuse to acknowledge that the video ever existed
> 163m views
A one hit wonder king up there with the guy who did "someone I used to know"
@@fkrkf and astronaut in an ocean
@@fkrkfthe history of japan, and i'm still a piece of garbage would like to speak with you.
@@fkrkfhe has many hits, listen to mount saint helens, long long long journey, I can play
It’s tradition to come back to this once in a while
It is a requirement to watch this video at least once every year
It really is
This is the tenth time I've watched this
@@TheWizdWiz more like once every month
Literally
"Sike, they both get angrier"
Forshadowing to what is happening right now
It forshadowd like 5000 wars since then
literally looking for thing comment
Except it was Zionist leadership that accepted the plan while Arab leadership rejected and subsequently launched a war against Israel upon its creation
John. that’s been like that way for a century by now.
it's not foreshadowing it's been that way forever
“Except Britain because they don’t feel like it” is the most British phrase known
ZX Jumpbug let me fix that sentence for you
“Yep, mate. We’re all stubborn gits, lad.”
sorry for the stereotypical sentence
As a British person I can confirm that is precisely our attitude about most things
@@Steven-ly9ei any small change is seen as unnecessary at first. That's basically an aspect of British culture. Plus a continental currency would cause issues if one nation had issues so it was also good to stay out of it, can't have Germany bailing everyone out can they?
My god 666 lukes
Andreyaaa omg 666 lukes
"Oops half of europe just died"
Dude i hate when that happens
Proffesor Pantheon relatable
That’s the worst man
I feel you, just when I thought I could leave it alone for a few hours
"Ugghhh, I slipped on Hiroshima causing it to be hit by Two Nukes."
I hate that you made me chuckle
Flashback to the time this one kid in my class sang this whole damn video from memory during history.
My two kids
wha-
Might have been me
@@animegood6552 ...how on *earth* would you memorize this whole thing
@@animegood6552cap
I remember when I first got to know about this video... at the time I didn't speak English at all. Then I promised to myself I'd learn it just so I could watch this masterpiece. Here I am a few years later. Every minute of this journey was worth it.
I'm so happy for you!
Was it
I like how 99.9% of the years discussed happened in the first 4 minutes and the other 0.1% were discussed in the latter 80% of the video. Puts into perspective how fast human history is compared to the history of the universe.
oh yeah, this taught me more shit than every history class in my entire life
you mean tiny?
@@ygemkaa I mean a lot of stuff has happened in the last couple thousand years alone.
It's almost like you can see when animals learned how to write...
Not really. We just know more about things that happened recently, so we can talk about it for longer. He spends more than a third of the video on the last 500 years alone. Although we have been racing along when it comes to climate change and mass extinction.
“i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat”
*shows plane*
A plane is basically a flying boat.
He showed an Ekranoplan.
Welcome to Bill Wurts's then.
Cryo Genocide:
A plane is a glorified bus with wings.
bill wurtz in a nut shell
15:04 "so britain tried to get them addicted to opium, which worked actually, then china made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea, so britain threw a hissy fit"
LMAO
Not the only time something like that happened.
Yeah remember when our “tea party” made them throw a hissy fit?
it’s their reputation at this point.
yeah... remember when we tried to have tea with the americans?
@@-ZM_Gaming- The last time a bunch of Americans got together for tea, we were throwing it into the harbor!Love from Michigan, crooked teeth!(Yes Crooked teeth is a joke, You Brits are cool!)
7:39 “Heyyyy” said the romans, eating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast
Thanks for invading our homeland said the Jews who were starting to get tired of people invading their homeland
"He's mad at jews for existing" gets me every time
17:15
War on Germany wasn't about "saving jews"
Trust me, it's not just because they exist
@@ScienceFoundation
That because of old religion and the success of the jews at the time
S t a r F a l l yea it was about land or something
No!
Aliens : "So, tell us a bit about your so-called 'Earth'."
Me :
We can make a religion out of this
Alien: you have 19 minutes and 25 seconds to tell us everything
Me: ;)
Yay
Same dude, same. UvU
No dont
Oddly enjoyable to read through the comments. We got people who've found this video for the first time, people who have come back for a while, folk talking about their favorite parts of the video, religious folk leaving their opinions about the video (primarily the beginning), individuals stating how much more effective this has taught them than school, etc, etc. Oh, and don't forget the occasional religious brain-rot. Not everybody is too happy about people with varying beliefs, but it is what it is.
yo who ordered the yappuccino
For sure. I think this is one of the best ways a video has brought people together. My friends and I loved this video the exact month it dropped in May of 2017. So I do feel some nostalgia for it, although so much of it reigns true today and always will.
@@menoobsad i did
Also nazis!
Your comment rlly stands out i gotta say
cant wait for the thing inventor to drop in 4 years
I agree
Spoiler Alert: It's AI!
we already got it. its ai. just wait until it makes the thing inventor inventor
@@TopBunkCommentary-yb9uctf how did i find a 17min old comment on a 6yr old video
Me: Connects to internet
Chrome: “And the dinosaurs are gone”
PPPFFFFFFFF-
*W o t*
Countryhuman Nazi.
That’s what I mean by it.
skunkii
•~•
And the mammals are here 🐺
When the world needed him most, he vanished...
He’s working on “history of the entire universe, I guess”
tru
100 years later he’ll return, right....right?????
Its a video about quarantine, probably
@@vampovers nah G
this video is the literal embodiment of dopamine for me, like it makes me so happy every time i watch it
for real though
mental health be healed
*”TASTE THE SUUNNN”* sounds like something you would find in a soda ad
Taste the rainbow!
I like the way he says “NO, THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER”
Not anymore there’s a blanket
Let’s make a religion out of this!
Memes existing
People: you can make a religion out of this
We all do
Eh.... eh.... eh... well lets make some eggs
I was reading this comment right when he said that😂
I'm scared to blink and miss a whole century.
I agree
I blink for one second and half of Europe died.
Am i cooked?
Wink each eye that way you can still see
me
I quote the following FAR too often:
0:11 “HOW did this happen?”
2:13 “Thaaat’s land!”
2:44 “taste the Suuun”
5:02 “Sociiiety”
8:29 “HELL YEAH, now we got BUSINESS”
13:53 “Stolen!”
3:02 the sun is a deadly laser
For me it's 'that's just where he lives'
5:35
“Knock knock or Clop Clop it’s the people…with the horses, and they made an empire!”
*and then everyone else copied their horses*
Most underrated joke imo
“Sike, they only get angrier” is the best description
Say Sike right now
Singu1arity Games Say joe right now
"SIKE" *THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER*
@@gospelidols1114 *OHHHH*
speedm222 but Palestinians are right to be angry, imagine 70% of the population being told by foreign powers that they have to concede 65% of their land to only 30% of the population(which most of them only immigrated in the last few decades before 1948). It makes no sense. Nobody gives a fuck that their ancestors lived their thousands of years ago, it’s like saying America should give North America back to the native Americans.
The amount of times this man said that China is back together and China is broken in the same sentence is absurd
was annoyed at him saying the Qin dynasty was Confucianism though. Literally *the* example of Legalism put in practice
Almost as absurd as the amount of times china got back together and broke again
Why is important the mantion of this family in colossas video about the whole history. 12:54
@@user-iz6if2gp8y That's the Habsburg family. For a few centuries they were extremely important for the balance of power in Europe. At some point various branches of the family owned Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Hungary, and Italy. Also parts of France. The rest of Europe felt threatened by them (for good reason, of course), and this led to various wars.
On this level of detail the Habsburgs didn't have to be included, but it made sense as it's something a lot of people learned a lot about in school.
@@johaquila oh excelent stuff thanks
This is "We Didn't Start the Fire" for our generation
can’t stop coming back here. it’s so fun to point out the little things you’ve learned more in depth just to realize this one video could explain it all way quicker. such a classic and always a favorite
This is one of my favorite pieces of internet history
Mine too
SAME
I'm convinced that everyone has seen or heard of this video at least once. I come back here every few months when I need a laugh.
My favorite comment here
No - the internet history is a piece of this video ;)
“Whoops, half of Europe just died.”
The casualness is great
We can make a religion out of half of Europe dying.
No don’t
DaGerman yes do that
Perism
Get it? Perish? Die? (cries silently)
Love how Canada wasn’t even mentioned once
that's probably a joke in of itself
Yes, history of Canada Is basically:
British and french find Canada.
They created colonies here
Canada got Independence.
Despite all their massive war crimes
I wish someone made a comprehensive playlist with videos going in depth about everything mentioned in this video. I just watched a movie length video about the cambrian explosion which made me think of how every 5 seconds in this video probably has some long educational video on RUclips.
Watch overly simplified he’s funny and similar style with history
Totally. You can search up AP World History Review and get videos reviewing the most important things that are mentioned in this video and more. The best beardos Freemanpedia and Heimler's History have short and entertaining videos on this biggest things in history from the year 1200 to modern day. Crash Course can also be good. As for in-depth explanations, your best bet may be documentaries and Britannica.
Extra History is an entertaining animated history channel, and they have a playlist of all their videos ruclips.net/p/PLhyKYa0YJ_5Aq7g4bil7bnGi0A8gTsawu&si=6eH3TTmlJtVFf7I5
"A guy who's popular and arrested and killed for being popular which makes him more popular" Best description ever
you could make a religion out of this!
Ethan Lee *no, don’t*
I like how you guys are only using lines from the video
@Rem Sama let's do a crusade
Rem Sama come oooon, I know want to do it!
WHAT IF: over simplified and bill wurtz come together and teach our SCHOOL HISTORY CLASS
agree
yes\
My favorite parts:
(I'm watching this a school. It's my only entertainment.)
3:01 - 3:06
"Hey can we go on land?"
"NO"
"Why?"
"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER"
"Oh ok"
3:43 - 3:45
"Oh fuck everything's dead now"
3:50 - 3:52
"Yeah it broke apart, yeah don't worry about it, it does it all the time"
4:26 - 4:34
"Fuck it time to plant some ✨Grass ✨"
"Look at this, I control the food now"
"Now everyone will want to be friend and live near me"
"Let's all build houses- except mine is bigger because I control the food"
5:11 - 5:18
"Tried of using, LAME, SAD, METAL?"
"Introducing"
"✨BRONZE ✨"
"Made with special ingredient ✨TIN ✨ from the far lands of ✨TIN LAND ✨"
"I don't know, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it."
5:48 -5:55
"New arrivals in India"
"Maybe it's those horse people I was talking about or their cousins or something???"
6:57 - 7:05
"Time to conquer of all ✨INDIA ✨"
"Or-" *Interrupted*
"Or most of ✨INDIA ✨"
this man made all of this and put NO MIDROLL ADS, HE DIDNT EVEN WANT A LOT IF MONEY FROM THIS VIDEO AND IT TOOK HIM LIKE 2 YEARS
THE M A D L A D
my guy he legit got 94 million views. that’s almost 94 thousand dollars
@@eljeffy yeah but he couldve added midroll ads, probably getting him more,
Gneurshk
The maddest of all the lads
decidueye721 it would be a lot more like a million dollars
“Let’s have world peace!”
“...sike”
That just sums up the entire world
Too true
We could make a reli- No don't
@baimk3ce what?
@baimk3ce sorry i dont speak majapahit
Ye
God I wish you'd kept making these. I understand it'd have been an impossible investment of time and energy - and a huge risk, hard to improve on perfection - but wow, so many years later and this is still miles ahead of anything else in its field.
2023: AI gets better
2028: Thing-inventor invents the thing inventor, thinks the thing inventor (the technological singularity).
This video has been right so far, I don't see why it would stop.
Honestly, the funniest part for me is how this turns from a science lesson to a history lesson
Science and history go hand in hand
lmao I just realized that
Idk what else it could have been tbh since those two things encompass everything that’s ever been lol
some reason i like this lol 5:49
Also that 9:05
imagine about 100 million years later the human race doesn't have any reference of anything that happened in the past except for this video
We can make a religion out of this
@@joshual.7900 no don't
@@PigsHealthcare How 'bout I do anyway!
@@CPUGoddessBlanc N0
@@PigsHealthcare Jotaro said YES YES YES..
So we can.
Timestamps of the "History of the Entire World, I guess" I guess.
0:01 Intro
Before
0:11 Before the Big Bang 14 BYA
0:12 Before Time and Space 13.9 BYA
0:28
0:35 Quantum Fluctuations 13.8 BYA
History of the Entire Universe, I guess
0:46 The Big Bang 13.7 BYA
0:48 The Universe forms 13.7 BYA
0:51 Up and Down Quarks 13.7 BYA
0:53 Space 13.7 BYA
0:55 Time 13.7 BYA
0:57 Gravity 13.7 BYA
1:00 Dark Matter 13.7 BYA
1:01 Universe temperature at 10^32 Kelvin = Very *H O T* 13.7 BYA
1:04 Protons and Neutrons 13.7 BYA
1:08 Electrons 13.7 BYA
1:12 *H O T* 13.7 BYA
1:14 Hydrogen Nucleus 13.69 BYA
1:16 Helium Nucleus 13.67 BYA
1:18 Hydrogen and Helium Atoms 13.65 BYA
1:20 The Universe is filled with regions of Hydrogen and Helium gas 13.63 BYA
1:23 Dense regions of Hydrogen and Helium gas collapsed under their own gravitational pull 13.61 BYA
1:28 First Stars form 13.6 BYA
1:31 First Elements of the Periodic Table 13.59 BYA
1:32 First Stars die 13.59 BYA
1:35 Supernova 13.59 BYA
1:36 More Elements of the Periodic Table 13.59 BYA
1:38 Nebula 13.59 BYA
1:39 New Interesting Stars 13.59 BYA
1:42 Nebula pt. 2 13.59 BYA
1:44 The Sun (Sol) forms 4.57 BYA
1:45 Foundation of planetary bodies 4.565 BYA
1:49 Formation of Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune 4.56 BYA
History of the Earth, I guess
Hadean Eon
1:50 Formation of Earth 4.543 BYA
1:52 Earth-Theia Collision 4.5 BYA
1:55 Formation of the Moon 4.5 BYA
1:58 Late Heavy Bombardment 4.1 BYA
Archean Eon
2:00 Water arrives on Earth 4 BYA
2:04 Earth cools down 4 BYA
2:07 First Rain on Earth 4 BYA
2:09 Earth becomes an Ocean/Water World/Planet 4 BYA
2:12 Land appears on Earth 3.3 BYA
2:14 Life appears on Earth 3.7 BYA
2:21 L.U.C.A. 4 BYA
2:23 Primordial Soup 4 BYA
2:28 Axesexual Reproduction 4 BYA
2:31 D.N.A.
2:36 Photosynthesis 3.8 BYA
Proterozoic Eon
2:44 Great Oxidation Event/ Oxygen Catastrophe 2.3 BYA
2:47 Huronian Glaciation 2.4 BYA
2:48 Sturtian Glaciation 720 MYA
Phanerozoic Eon
Paleozoic Era
2:50 Cambrian Life 541 MYA
2:55 Cambrian Explosion 541 MYA
3:00 *The Sun is a deadly Laser* 601 MYA
3:05 Ozone layer forms 600 MYA
3:14 First Plants on land 470 MYA
3:16 First Insects on land 480 MYA
3:22 First Animals on land 375 MYA
3:26 First Hard Shelled Eggs 200 MYA
3:38 Permian Life 298.9 MYA
3:42 The Great Dying/Permian-Triassic Extinction Event 251.941 MYA
Mesozoic Era
3:44 Survivors of the Great Dying 251.88 MYA
3:48 The Dinosaurs appear 230 MYA
3:51 Chicxulub Meteorite 66.1 MYA
Cenozoic Era
3:52 Chicxulub Impact/Cretaceous-Paleogene Extinction 66 MYA
3:56 Mammals rule the Earth 65.9 MYA
4:01 Man's Ancestor starts walking upright 7 MYA
4:06 Homo Habilis invents stone tools 2.8 MYA
4:08 Homo Erectus invents fire 1.9 MYA
4:10 Homo Erectus invents talking 1.5 MYA
History of Homo Sapiens, I guess
Stone Age
4:13 Homo Sapiens 300 KYA
4:15 Homo Sapiens conquer the Old World 60 KYA
4:16 The New Word not conquered yet 21 KYA
4:17 Ice Age 20.5 KYA
4:18 Homo Sapiens conquer the New World 20 KYA
4:20 Ice Age ends
Before Christ
10000 B.C.
4:23 Stone Age Homo Sapiens are Hunter-Gathers
4:26 Neolithic Revolution
4:27 Farming
4:31 Social Hierarchy
4:33 Farming around the Globe
5000 B.C.
4:36 Metal tools
4:39 Better Farming in Mesopotamia
More coming
My respect for you doing this 📈📈📈📈
10:11
"but the Northeners or 'Norse' if you don't have much time" always makes me chuckle!
Imagine what his search history looked like after making this
you might even need a different video to explain the history of his search engine, i guess
Hes bill wurts
He is a search engine
"Why do mammals have such great breasts"
600th like
egypt image
First sentence: “you’re on a rock floating in space”
Last sentence: “where the hell are we”
*seems legit*
It all comes full circle
Hey we can make a religion out of this
edit: wtf explain how this shit got 1k likes
@@gammavalentin7 no don't.
izack the stickman Sad face
10:35 feels so out of place, I love it
this video is probably on the golden record being carried on the voyager
It’s glitching
Some stars burn out and die
Bigger stars burn out and die with *_PÁSSION_*
Seems like every 14 year old who thinks there stats and when they die they think they will be remembered
And it makes brand new way crazier shit
@Bonnie Bon Gacha u deserve more likes
*_PASSION INTENSIFIES_*
*POW* 🤯
‘Whoops, half of Europe just died.’
Im from Europe and im offended ;-;
@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 who r u talking to
@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Nobody ;-;
@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 I would like to visit Europe one day... seems like a nice place :3
Edit: I mean, I've seen images. and vids. Seems like a beautiful continent.
@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Kewl :3
Man im gonna be so sad when someone makes a part 2 to this video in a 1000 years. And i'm not gonna be around to see it.
Time for my monthly rewatch
"Whoops, half of Europe just died."
Damjan P i laughed so hard😂
"extinction ball"
Is it Tonga time? yep It's Tonga Time.
Guess the comment that's different from the others in this thread.
A
Alt title: how to learn everything without learning anything
Yeah
@Autumn Dye but better
@@stinky6510 and funny
@Autumn Dye And speed running history
@Autumn Dye and useful
'Sike they both get angrier.'
⏩2024
this is the greatest video on youtube and i dont think anything comes close. a summary of Literally Everything ever, it has so many memorable quotes and jingles and the editing is just shockingly high effort i cant imagine how this was made, and the small musical touches are Perfect and its funny and engaging for the entire duration
also the context of the video like, this guy made
I watched a 2 hour documentary in school about how Buddhism came to be.
bill: sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that were all dying.
Plot twist: bill is the buddha and he is sharing his knowledge
Plot twist: bill is your mom
Plot twist: bill is the dying
plot twist: bill is bill
Plot Twist: Bill got a 2000 dollar bill because he’s more billier than bill who is more billier than bill but no one beats bill wurtz
“Europe hasn’t had a war since the last war”
Well, yes that is how that works
"Well that just sounds like no war but extra steps"
hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
thatsthejoke
Ye-yes, that's how war works
Cause the next war was 'world war'. The title of 'world war' implies there hasn't been a war involving numerous countries before.
11:58 The fact that he had to get majapahit 6 times got me rolling to the floor😂
Ludwig said this is the greatest RUclips video of all time. He’s right
'"Let's save the planet!" Said everyone not knowing how.'
Love him or hate him, he's spitting fax.
Dont fry your brain again Denki!
no printer, just *faxs*
The world will be fine, it is people, and the other life on Earth that is screwed, and besides we know how to save it, there are just too many people unconvinced that the world is worth the effort to save.
"Use metal straws" they said
Why denki this isn't the place I would expect to see you....but then again I can see you watching this
"They found greenland and iceland and named them accordingly"
was the best
You can make a religion out of thi-
*No, Don't.*
I agree
prankd
Agreed.
6 words the sun is deadly lazer
I come back to this video yearly since its release. It's my fav video on RUclips. Literally the only one I rewatch.
After many times watching this video, I spotted one mistake. At 14:24 it is said that Louis XIV got his head cut off during the french revolution, this is however not true(as I am sure someone already pointed out). Louis XIV, also known as The Sun King, died in 1715 as an absolute monarch. Louis XVI is the king that the video is referring to.
School: *1 year*
Bill wurtz: *19minutes 26seconds take it or leave it*
Lmfaoo
Lmao
I’ll take it and make a religion out of it
play the video in 0.5 speed to understand
Double the speed
i love coming back here as i learn more history and going "hey i know that!!"
same
sounds like it should be a jingle
Same it's great
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS
Same lol. I'm watching the video and I'm like hey I learned this in school lol
I take a pilgrimage to this video every month and i won't stop until i can quote it all
13:45 rip hudson
Earth: *EXISTS*
Bill Wurtz: *INHALES*
Meanwhile...
Fact: Earth is round.
Flat Eartherners: Hold my beer.
Hotel: *TRIVAGO*
444th like if you care
Humans: *FIRST*
@@Cyver01 XD XD XD XD
This entire thing was just China falling apart and coming together again lol
China is whole again
And then it broke again
China Don't Die It Multiplies. 😊🌟😉👍😏👏🏼
Yay it's back together again!
@@ojie285 it just split
Came back to rewatch and the third time is when I realize this is extraordinarily well written and put together. Thank you for this bill, genuinely
9:05 The mayans have figured out the *⭐️STARS⭐️*
everybody making memes in the comments but nobody is talking *about how this video hit 100 million views*
Wait till you see the comments now 😂
We can make a religion out of this
I was litteraly thinking about thar
That’s why i’m watching it lol
Ikr
5 years later and this video is still a masterpiece
agree
Agreed
Yeah
Agreed
facts
I showed this to my history teacher he loved it
This is brilliant. I have basically no attention span and still finished it
“Germany’s back, featuring Hitler; the angry mustache model.”
"And he's mad at the Jews for existing".
"Japan is finally conquering the East. And they're so excited, they rape Nanking way too hard; they should probably just deny it."
*angry germans have entered the chat* jk
No don't
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 but he is actually jaw blooded. So this is why he killed youreselt.
I can’t believe this was 3 years ago. Man, time really flies.
true
Yup
ahhh the times when theres was no coronaaaaaa THE HAPPY TIMESSSSSSSSSSs
Hah
ii_affaffarockxs i like corona
That word "HOT" was SO dramatic i should play the drums ALSO i never heard of the permian extinction
Like 4 years ago I saw this and became so obsessed I have the entire thing memorised
Everyone when Bill took a break from YT: It’s sad. I’m sad. I miss you
How did this happened
He is actually working on a video (?) Because I saw 1 comment that said that he was working on a vid
He’s working on “history of the entire universe, I guess”
you can make a religion out of this
@@joshual.7900 but he covered the universe in this video too
“Can’t go over there without buying a boat” shows plane
airSHIP
Ye
We can make a religion out of this!
do you understand funny?
@@arbitrario3845 do you?
Pov: the backstory to that one minecraft server
put a water in it, have a baby, on land, in an egg, waters in the egg, baby in the egg, in the water, in the egg
3:30 **inspirational**
The most memorable line.
*THE SUN IS DEADLY LAZER*
Earth: _Put a blanket on me_
Also: We can make a religion out of this!
Not any more, there's a blanket!
“Who are those out there in the lazer?”
“Those are the Tamil kings. No one lazers the Tamil kings.”
yes queen
“What? You can walk over here? Cool.”
Earth: *no.*
Heyyyy said a virus was killed a man and got more popular which killed more people only getting more popular
why
*yes*
@Lucky Flower Yes
He p
for whatever reason, this is my comfort video when i get too depressed
"You can't get from here to there without buying a boat."
*proceeds to show a plane*
If there’s a RUclips hall of fame, this should be the first video inducted
Nice likes bro
This then me atthezoo, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN AND RUN AROUND AANNNNND HUUUUURT somethings alllllive in the ocean
@@blobmations2333 Genius ideas.
I’m a small singer, can you check out my account? I’m sorry I’m completely aware of how frustrating it is to be reading this but it would make my day 🥺🥺
I CONFIRMMMMMMM!!!!!
"Genius is making complex ideas simple, not making simple ideas complex" - Albert Einstein
We could make a religion out of this
Lmao
_old and funky german scientist
@@joshual.7900 no, don't.
Precious Fatoye onion hat
can we all agree this is the objectively best video in RUclips?
This one video has educated me more than 2 years of history classes have, in such a short amount of time too. Gotta love the memes as well! Peace, love, and history!
I love how this video just goes form astronomy to physics to chemistry to biology to paleontology to archeology to history to engineering
EDIT: WHY THE HELL IS THIS STILL BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS
Archaeology is important for everyone
No offense, but it’s more like this:
Intro: 0:00-0:12
Origins: 0:12-0:50
Physics: 0:50-1:32
Chemistry: 1:05-1:37 (Overlaps with Physics & Astronomy)
Astronomy: 1:28-2:00
Geology: 1:50-2:15
Biology: 2:15-4:00
Paleontology: 2:50-3:56 (Within the Biology section)
Archaeology: 4:01-6:05
History: 4:10-18:52
Engineering: 14:50/18:00/18:34-19:20
Outro: 19:21-19:26
To social commentary
To btw where the hell are we?
@@TheBlueMarbleItselfwell physics explain the origins, don't they?
The only reason he knows all of this is because he was there for all of it.
He is god confirmed
We can make a religion out of this
Joshua Liu is on a crusade
Yes
you jinxed us
I watch this video like twice a year it’s fantastic
I just visited my mother but I couldn’t stay because of stuff.
Then I started to cry hard. Really hard. Then I turn to this video
This video then helped me calm down.
Thank you very much for existing
Exactly the same for me. My dad visited me. I left. I cried. The world's a mess.
I’m so sorry :-( ❤
Cant wait for Bill to drop “The Entire History of 2020 I guess”
He quit youtube im still sad ):
Zahir Flores no he’s working on “history of the entire universe, I guess”
@@joshual.7900 that going to be cool
@Zahir Flores actually, he says he's currently working on something. he will be back though, who knows when, but he will soon hopefully !!!
Zahir Flores No he is working on a new editing software
I want an update version of this in like 15 million years
in a different universe/solar system/whatever.
@Malissa Hatzmann no shit lmao
@Malissa Hatzmann its fine lol bye bye
Don't worry. Bill will easily live that long. No way he is human.
Turning on my notifications for the next installment in 15M years
Who’s here in 2024
Me!!!!
I watch this once a year
Me
Me
Me, I have to watch it at least twice a year
I'm leaving this for later
0:48 Creation of the universe
1:30 First star
1:51 Introduction of Earth
2:08 Flooding alert
2:15 Life in the ocean
2:50 Cambrian explosion
3:16 Animals on land
3:52 Dinosaur extinction
4:13 Humans
4:40 Bronze age
4:46 Society
5:40 Spread of chariots
5:52 Arrivals in India
5:56 Hinduism
6:05 Iron Age
6:08 Isrealites arrive in Isreal
6:16 Spread of colonies
6:21 Empires conquering each other
6:28 Buddhism
6:35 China breaks
6:43 Alexander the Great conquers Persian empire
6:51 Macedonian empire breaks
6:57 Chandragupta conquers India
7:16 China puts itself back again
7:39 Roman empire
7:46 Christianity
8:12 China breaks again
8:22 China puts itself back together again
8:24 China breaks again
8:36 Christianity becoms legal
8:40 Constantine moves the capital
8:46 Golden age of India
9:00 Fall of the Roman empire
9:16 China puts itself back together again
9:25 Islam
9:49 Islamic golden age
10:05 French king becomes 'King of Roman empire'
10:18 Greenland and Iceland's names mixed up terribly
10:34 New kingdoms
10:51 Crusades
11:16 Invention of gunpowder
11:18 Mongolian empire
11:22 Fall of the mongolian empire
11:27 Tonga time
11:38 King of Mali shows off
11:42 Christians drive out Muslims
11:50 Black death
11:56 Majpahhitt
12:09 Renaissance period
12:12 Byzantine empire gone
11:27 Christopher Columbus
12:57 Ivan the great
13:08 Protestant reformation
13:20 Ottoman empire
13:24 Ivan the terrible (not Ivan the great)
13:27 Portugal conquers the Indian ocean
13:40 Dutch start colonising
14:04 English - French war
14:14 The US declares independence
14:25 French revolution
14:39 Napoleon
14:46 Latin american independence
14:50 Industrial revolution
15:03 Britain colonises India
15:30 Even more technological advancements
15:37 Abolition of slavery
15:46 Colonisation of Africa
16:04 Spanish - American war
16:24 World war 1
16:30 USSR established
16:39 Israel established
17:03 The great depression
17:04 Hitler born
17:08 Japanese empire
17:18 End of WW2
17:21 Pacific Showdown!
17:32 Independence of India
17:50 Communist China
17:57 Korean war
18:12 Cold war
18:18 First man on the moon
18:24 Decolonisation
18:27 Racism is bad
18:34 Population boom
18:41 USSR falls
18:49 9/11
19:20 THE END
Yet our history teachers only go through about 2000 years in 9 months.
He just did this 13 billion year time span in 19 minutes
wow, even my history teacher goes only like 6000 years (from ancient egypt to roman empire) FOR 9 FREAKING MONTHS, but i love my history teacher, she is the best, peaceful,quiet, making everybody understand the history lesson and so on!
My history teacher can only manage 70...
@@officialwatershieldchannel3858 💀, i hope he is a good and quiet and lovable teacher like mine
History class speedrun world record in 19 minutes and 32 seconds
@@simplycurios9776 sheesh