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"He is not the heir. Just a spare."
Lol! Sick burn for every younger royal sibling.
But then, HE WASNT
It’s the opposite for normal families :(
@@iamacatperson7226 CHAN CHAN plot twist
Thats not even an innaccurate description either. Its the rule of two: One is None. Two is one.
@John Boudreaux insult to ferdinand of Aragón his dad
Fun fact: anne of cleves wasnt even ugly.
Henry was interested in french literature at the time, where the handsome prince dresses as a peasant and the princess still falls in love with him. He tried pulling this move, and anne being rightfully disturbed, pushed him away. His ego was so bruised he attempted to put the blame on her.
Even then, henry admitted years later he should have married her.
Many don't know this about Henry VIII, but he's the original creator of r/niceguys
Well he did marry her but they were only married for 1 month
@@squiddoodles1026 6 months.
She also divorced him willfully, and that move gave her his suppport in the court in the next years.
i mean duhh anna would be disturbed she aint even from france
1) Divorced: Catherine of Aragon
2) Beheaded: Anne Boleyn
3) Died: Jane Seymour
4) Divorced: Anne of Cleves
5) Beheaded: Catherine Howard
6) Survived: Catherine Parr
Sorry to correct you but it's Katherine with a K and not C sometimes spelled Katheryn
Sorry but it's Katherine Howard
@@ALLMETAL1970 Catherine of Aragon was one
She failed to give me a son.
@@derlesende I had to ask her for a divorce, that broke her poor heart of course
And tonight, we are liiiiivvvveeeee
The irony is: Henry VIII was so obsessed with having a male heir, he disregarded the fact that his daughter became one of the most famous Queens of England
I mean he was probably proud but his only son died early so he never got a chance to
What do you mean by "he disregarded the fact"? By the time she made onto the throne he had been long dead, how tf would he know?
@@miliket4tomHe saw from hell
... Because he was dead. That's kind of how heirs become rulers, remember?
Elizabeth I: the daughter of Henry VIII and the “hoar” Anne Boleyn. But Anne was no hoar
Why is no one to talking about king Henry’s poems?
“I love you dad
You are so pleasant
I’m so glad
I’m not a peasant”
Lmaoooo
Nice thumbnail
Nice
then the other one is just
"you son is dead
but it's ok
Im also your son
Hip-Hip Hooray!" 😂😂
King Henry was a savage😂
@@PeanutWithWiFiAccess really
*Gives birth to a girl*
Henry: *So you have chosen death*
Online Gladiator everyone gangsta til female toddler
Online Gladiator Then nearly forced his infant daughter to marry an inbred which ironically the British royal family are also inbred no offense to the British but your royal marriage are awkward.
*give birth to someone assigned female at birth
I would like this but it has 420 likes
@@rick-wh3ev Same
There’s a book called the Dead Queens Club that’s about Henry VIII and his wives except it’s set in a modern day high school context. It’s fun to see how the author keeps the important historical events and translates them into complicated high school relationship dynamics.
high school relationships are complicated?
low stakes drama
@@RW77777777Yeah like what even??? Since when are high school relationships complicated?
@@calebhabegger5422 I could argue that all relationships are complicated
Sooo murder?
What’s the book called? I would love to read it
Man these wives need more recognition. They ye should make a musical or something out of it and name it the amount of wives there were, and give them iconic clothes and hairstyles, then make green sleeves the main motif for the starting and ending songs
THEY DID
Six the musical😁
ik@@user-nn5yp2ti3r
YOU CAN TELL THE FUTURE ,O.M.G
It might be crazy what I'm 'bout to say...
“The church will decide your fate”
Henry: “I am the church”
The Pope: "Not y e t."
It’s treason then...
@@elevenseven2354 AAAAUUUUUOOOOOHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!
I am the 100th Like!
some people don't believe me but over simplified commented on my new video. im so happy
Fun Fact:
Holbein was known for painting accurate portraits, so Anna's portrait would've been closer to what she actually looked like.
Henry actually dressed up as a peasant, barged in on her, and kissed her.
Anna, knowing nothing about Henry in the first place, was disgusted and confused.
Henry, who didn't like how she reacted, came up with the excuse of "She's just ugly" and let her live a fabulous life.
He actually wished he had kept his marriage with her later in life.
The "she's ugly" excuse had to be Henry's fragile ego talking after she reacted that way. Based on the portraits, Anne of Cleves was the most attractive out of all his wives imo
@@jadonlamey3931 True.
You, you said that I tricked ya
‘Cause I, I didn’t look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don’t agree
So I’m gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can’t stop me
‘Cause
I’m the queen of the castle
Get down you dirty RASCAL
Get Down
I had to
@@a_gal.in.your.basement ANOTHER SIX FAN
@@a_gal.in.your.basement C’mon ladies, let’s get in reformation~
Is one of my favorite parts of that song
Anne Boleyn didn’t want Henry’s advances at first. You guys know those men who don’t give up or leave you alone? Yeah that was Henry. So how do you say no to someone who won’t give up and happens to be the king? …you don’t. But she did play it smart by demanding marriage rather than mistress which then ended VERY unfortunately for her.
Yeah demanding marriage that cause Catherine of Aragon to be cast aside
It actually took him 7 years
Fr. I’ve had that experience with those men as a girl
@@ladyalicent705 me too. I almost married one that wouldn’t give up. Thankfully I saw the light and got out of that relationship.
@@annamarie5014 You poor darling, I’m so glad you got out of that relationship. You deserve someone so much better than him 💕
The autism makes me rewatch this every year and I’ve never regretted it
I watch this at least every month for some reason
King Henry’s wife: Looks at another male
King Henry: So it’s treason then.
It really do be like that
@@henryviii8918 How could you.
Henry VIII lol
@@henryviii8918 Hey Henry, Who was your favorite wife?
Lol
Instead of punishing his wives severely, Henry just executed them. big brain thinking right there.
Here's a like for u pal
nah nah he’s got a point
That’s a pretty severe punishment
Spoiler
Hey, they never said killing them wasnt ok, only hitting.
"Be mean. Love gluttony! *VIOLATE WIDOWS!"*
I can't help but grin every time
Actually, it is believed that Anne of Cleves was NEVER ugly. Its actually said that when she was on her way to meet the king who sent her a portrait of himself (in the portrait henry was MUCH MUCH younger), so when she was on her way and staying somewhere for rest HENRY out of nowhere came and kissed her. He wasnt dressed in royal clothing and was surely older, not the henry anne had saw in the portrait. SO henry despised her for that fact
ANNE WAS NEVER UGLY
Yeah, Henry is also the only account we have of Anne being “ugly” and Henry is history’s most unreliable narrator
I think you have never dated via social media when on screen are very beautiful but when you meet the difference is 180 degrees
With the plus that Hans Holbein was a painter that made pictures of how the Model actually looked.
Before I even watch this:
*Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived*
*Glad that's in my head instead of financial advice*
I know I learnt this in year 2 I'm in year 4
Hell yeahh!!!
Six!!!
learnt that from boyinaband
I learnt this over a decade ago WHY IS THIS STILL IN MY HEAD
"Mary, we're all inbred!" He's not kidding, Henry was literally related to every single one of his wives. Not kidding. Look it up.
Holy s*it,you're right.
WTF
Yeah through their common ancestor King Edward 1st or Edward Longshanks, so not as bad as the Hapsburgs.
DAAAAAMMMMNNNNN
So I looked it up and......
*WHAT THE HELL*
Despite Henry VII’s tyranny and political maneuvering, he was an extremely loving husband to Elizabeth of York. Between the shock of Arthur’s sudden death and Elizabeth’s sudden death within a year of each other, he became extremely paranoid. Henry VIII’s desire for a loving marriage was inspired by his parents’ relationship.
Elizabeth literally took England from a European backwater to a global power... it's actually kind nuts how in school so much time devoted to Henry.
no body gives a shit stop trying to be special
Lol england was still a fledgling empire under Elizabeth. Spain and France and the Ottomans still held most of the power
Henry's wife: **accidentally do something wrong**
*This enraged Henry VIII who punished her severly*
Oh my days 😂😂😂
I knew this comment will be here
Indeed
Oh my god it’s not fucking funny any more
To the guillotine
Henry: I want to divorce my wife.
Also Henry: you could make a religion out of this.
No don't.
lol wrong channel but good meme, i love bill wurtz
@@ACFTheNerd Henry: How bout I do anyway
Oversimplified was inspired by bill wurtz. It is in the WWI Oversimplifed description
The Sun is a deadly laser
The fact that if Henry VIII just carried on being how he was when he was 18, then he might've been a better king than he actually was.
But that’s the problem!
People do change over time.
Maybe not as drastically but still!
Any objections?
It's kinda funny because the male generically decides the sex of the baby. Because an egg can only carry an x chromosome, whereas a sperm cell can carry both an x and y chromosome (not at once). So it's all Henry's fault he didn't have a son.
It's all about a race to the egg… Shettles found sperm containing a Y chromosome were smaller, would swim faster and have a shorter life span than the sperm containing an X chromosome. Then it depends if she's ovulating at the moment or in a few days. Look up the Shettlers method
Wives: gives Henry no male heirs.
"This upset Henry, who punished them severely..."
King Henry really said "To the Guillotine"
That joke is *FUCKING* old
I mean he could have jut knocked them up again... but that's too much work. uwu
@@iceneko9170 thats to easy
Ice Neko he tried like 25 times
When the world needed him most, oversimplified returned
I literally screamed out loud when this uploaded because the i was *just* listen to SIX
He uploads at least once a month
@@chonkimonki1320 nah man. Have you seen his upload schedule? Its more like once every 2 or 3 months
I'm sad no one is mentioning the avatar tla reference
Too bad about sam
He wanted boys, but the two girls that he had were some of the most famous monarchs in history.
Fun fact:
Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard were close relatives. They were cousins.
Also after Henry VIII died, Catherine Parr married Jane Seymour's brother.
Also Anne of Cleves stayed friends with Henry after their divorce, and Henry had been sending her more money than she could possibly ever spend. The only women in court that were before her were his daughters and his wife. Gurl was living her life in a palace in Richmond.
Not only that, Henry VIII was related to all of his wives, all of them were his cousins.
The way the 2 that got beheaded were cousins 💀
@@RetroGameDays36I don't think that's true but ok💀
@@Quinn856 It is true, all of Henry VIII's wives had a common ancestor with him, that being King Edward I (which three of his wives, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleaves, Catherine Howard had in common with him) Jane Seymour was 5th cousins (Closest ancestor being Philippa of Clarence, being Edward I's great-great-granddaughter) with him, Catherine of Aragon and Catherine Parr were both 3rd and 4th cousins (Closest ancestor being John of Gaunt, being great-grandson of Edward I and Philippa of Clarence's uncle)
Catherine Howard and Anne Boleyn were also first cousins to one another like the op said.
@@RetroGameDays36 well I got that horribly wrong, sorry Im not too good with family trees🥲
"He's not an heir, he's a spare" That was clean
But then, HE WASNY
"Spare" nice
Spare is actually the normal name for younger siblings of the heir
Speir
Despare
Henry failed to invade France
*Which enraged his father, who punished him severely*
Whaaat a connection between hitler-oversimplified and King Henry VIII-oversimplified 😱
@Sakura Petalil. Yes, just about everyone connects to that!
TheGamingMacaw he didnt lose he simply failed to win
Osbers Gaming what a reference to oversimplify civil war
More economic downturn
I just want to applaud the attention to detail in this video especially the great hall scene where anne boleyn and henry partied! It was designed by both Henry and Anne and this is an incredibly accurate representation of how it looked and still looks today!!
@tristanolton-uk7rd haha thank you, it’s very much the truth too xx
Divorce,beheaded,die,divorce,beheaded,survived I'm Henry the 8 and I had six sorry wife's. Some might say I ruined theirs live
YES
Catherine of Aragon was one. She failed to give me a son.
@@ImAshleyFRi had to ask for a divorce that broke her poor heart of course
Young anne Boleyn she was two✌, had a daughter the best she could do, i said she flirted with some other man and off the chop went dear anne
Germany: go attack Africa
Italy: i can’t my gout is acting up
Perceived Italian incompetence was actually a false flag to ruin the German war effort as revenge for the sack of Rome.
I can't, my tank is acting up
some people don't believe me but over simplified commented on my new video. im so happy
Tank: My gout is acting up.
Bighead From roblox 2 millions views in 22 hours. Number one on trending. Been a fan since overslimpified ww1. I love to see how far y’all gotten
Unpopular Opinion: Anne of Cleve’s was the true survivor of Henry, as she was given quite the compensation for the divorce
I agree
@@th3_te37h_f41ry Same
Yea I mean she got a life of luxury to just not be queen I would take that in a heartbeat
I’m the queen of the castle...
@@omel9424 Get down your dirty rascal
"Thomas not now can't you see i'm in mourning"
1 second later
"That one"
🤣🤣
6:05 Please stop rickrolling us Oversimplified.
If you do not know what King Henry VIII is singing,he is singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up'
Queen: I'm pregnant henry
Henry: is that a boy or execution?
in the dictator aladeen basically said that: “are you getting a boy or an abortion”
@@onepumpman6209 I bet that is where he got the idea from
Did you get that from the Dictator
Anima Cool “The dictator” reference.
Nervous queen sweating
“CUT MY WIFE INTO PEICES, THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE”
Henry, probably
EXECUTION!
NO BREATHING!
DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE POPE IS SAYING!
Thus comment I'd pure gold.
Pieces*
Charles V was like that one friend who says he'll come over but never comes
18:33 I only see now he drew a historical accurate executioner's sword. Love the detail
"Listen here, tiny man-"
"But I'm your son."
"I have another son!?"
Me while playing Crusader Kings 2
G T so true
The other son is being executed if not promingonture
"I have one of those? Oh god l have two of those!"
Elective Gavelkind is the worst form of government, and doesn't work, just like communism.
yeah, that why you can be the guardian of two children at once. Or alternatively you can also be the guardian of your heir's betrothed... it gets a lot weirder in MP games.
Henry's wife: doesn't produce a male heir
Henry: *so you have chosen death*
I was going to like but i saw the likes were at 420
TO THE GUILLOTINE!!!
You have chosen poorly
(and/or divorce)
Petelgeuse Romanee-Conti: Death!
(RE Zero anime reference)
Henry the eighth and his 6 wives,
A bit of a massacre, you shall find.
Catherine of Aragorn,
Brave and steel-willed,
Couldn't bear a son, so
was sent to the hills.
Anne Boleyn,
So fierce and strong
Charges of cheating
so her head was chopped off.
Jane Seymour,
The bearer of the son,
Complications of labour,
and soon she was done.
Anne of cleaves,
The bestest of the lot,
Henry found her ugly,
so her freedom was what she got.
Catherine Howard,
she was only a child,
Cheated on Henry,
so her life was on the line.
Catherine Parr,
the last of the six wives,
Outlived Henry
and continued her life.
So who was the worst,
you might sometimes wonder
it was Henry the eighth
a nightmare to ponder.
Dayum, you are good!
Beautiful poem
Crazy stuff. How one stupid delusional man impacted the lives of hundreds of thousands of ordinary people. Fortunately we have come a long way since then. Fantastic storytelling!
“Catherine of Aragon was ara-GONE and Anne Boleyn was IN.”
*I can’t tell you how much I appreciate these natural puns.*
Make like an Anne and CLEVE
As well as "Anne Boleyn was Anne Bole-OUT".
Its great
Anne BoleIN
So I found out that I am related to king Henry the 8th the one in this video and Marie antunuonnit I still can’t believe it
How did I get here
“Divorce” “off with her head” “screw the pope”
@Chucho lol
Phak the pope
Nothing wrong there
Hooooooow did this happen?
10:45 Henry the VIIIth and Francis the Ist had a friendly wrestling match during their encounter at the field of the Cloth of Gold. Basically, Henry got suplexed into submission by Francis, who was 2m tall and of gigantic size for the era.
Absolute queen puns i must say
"And just like that Catherine of Aragon was ara - gone and Anne Boleyn was Bol - in"
"And on May 19th 1536, Anne Boleyn was bol - out"
Don't forget 'make like an Anne and Cleave'
Henry's wife: **doesn't produce a son**
*This enraged Henry, who punished his wife severely*
Henry : off with her head
Chop chop chop chop
Chhhhooooopppp
You did it
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Doesn’t produce a son
Which one
King Henry Vlll’s wife: “doesn’t provide a male heir”
King Henry Vlll: yeah, there’s gonna be a tax for that.
David De Jesus agreed
Daniel O’Ray TO THE G U I O L L I T O N E
And we all know that it was Henry's fault that he seired no males....
Your head is the tax.
David De Jesus TO THE GUILLOTINE
16:25 “Catherine of Aragon was Ara-gone”, deep words, man
Anne Boleyn, Kathrine Howard, and Thomas Culpepper we’re all cousins. 19:49 Henry Married Jane Seymour literally 11 days after Anne Boleyn’s Execution. 22:40 Kathrine Howard was 19.
Wow Henry's poem for his dad
LMFAOO
"I love you Dad,
You are so pleasant
I'm so glad
I'm not a peasant."
Another one:
Your son is dead,
But its ok,
Im also your son,
Hip Hip Hooray.
@@Enfix2509 Yeahh that was good too
That was in the video shredya
@@duckisquackingalot Yeah, that's the point, FuckIsQuackingAlot
@@miumiuwony who hurt you
This is why six the musical is so important. The wife perspective is so underrated.
Catherine of Aragon:Divorced
Anne Boleyn:Beheaded
Jane Seymour:Died
Anne of Cleves:Divorced
Katherine Howard:Died
Catherine Parr:Survived
Is nobody gonna talk about how Henry rickrolled us?
*I shalt nev’r giveth thee up,*
*I shalt nev’r alloweth thee down.*
Im literally looking to see if some did the whole song that way
6:05
**Never Gonna Give You Up intensifies**
People replied so people are talkin bout it
Wow the meme is just that old 😆
"Ew, he looks inbred"
"MARY! We're all inbred!"
I lost it.
Most of the world is inbred
I think
So did I
Mary, your mom's your aunt for god's sake
@@_.ana._. Mary:father, what the frick-
HEy, Big papa, my boy Henry wants to divorce his wife, any Chance??
Everyone in shock
“Mummy says it’s a strong chin for a strong boy 😤💅”
When OverSimplified is gone, we don't see him for as long as the 100 Years War.
BUT.
When he comes back, my god, he DELIVERS
Henry VIII got married six times
This enraged his father who punished him severely
Except he would have made it into art school. :P
ButterMonkeyFTW Your right
I’m refreshing this comment to see how many likes it gets
his mother: dude uncool
No, no... he's got a point.
Let's all admit that Arthur was practically doomed to die before becoming a king because there was no way the English throne was gonna accept anyone with that name. Only Henrys, Edwards, Richards, Charles and Geroges are allowed to become kings.
I know you are joking, but this is actually serious thought. What are the odds that the son named Arthur died and Son Henry became king.😱
It is known.
Charles might choose to reign as King Arthur (though its unlikely)
You know which Arthur did survive to what they would call old age? Arthur Plantagenet, Viscount Lisle. One of Edward IV's bastards. Well into Henry VIII's time. Check out the Lisle Letters.
Ohhhh, noo. Just looked a bit deeper. Near life's end thrown into the Tower for 2yr, sus of treason. Henry ordered his release, poor guy had a heart attack at the news, prompting some wag to say that H8's mercy was as deadly as his dooms. Poor bastid. Buried within the Tower. I thought he'd escaped the curse...
What about william
Only if all history classes were like this
I’d really recommend Wolf Hall if you haven’t seen/read it. It really captures the magnetism and charisma of Henry
Imagine if gender reveal parties existed in that era, starring Henry and His Wives.
Everyone: "It's a girl!!"
Henry VIII: " *pst* Headsman? Yeah, you can go ahead and sharpen that axe after all..."
@@thestraydog lol
The Colour Blue stands for a Boy.
The Colour Pink stands for The WRATH OF THE HEADSMAN
@@YasarBashayreh the funny part about that is that when pastels were first used for infants, pink was the boy color and blue the girl....
@@emilywinslett8284 I didn't know that !
Wife: Has daughter
Henry: There's an ax for that.
Thats great 😂😂😂😂
LOL
Anne Boleyn was executed with a sword 👀
@@AH-be6bu I know this. It's a joke/not meant to be taken literally. Plus, technically "to give someone the ax" means to get rid of someone. So it still works.
@@SuperDevolution I know man, just felt like being picky ;) sorry about that.
Here 3 years after this video came out and its still one of the funniest and most educational videos ive seen relating to the tudors :)
"I'm not crying! It's just sometimes when I'm sad..WATER COMES OUT OF MY EYES!"
Wife: (Gives birth to girl)
Henry: So you have chosen death... Literally...
Are you following me?
Your all over the internet
Where did your mustache go?
@@kurtscherzberg4968 yeah, i see this guy everywhere aswell!
@@feiruizu8665 this is someone else tho.
Henry’s wife: “here is your daughter Henry”
This enraged Henry who severely beheaded his wife.
How do you behead someone in any other way than severely?
How about ripping it off
Was it fatal
yup
@@davidclemmensen2621 Just barely.
The amount of irony in this guy's life is fascinating.
In war: he’s Napoleon Bonaparte
In sex: he’s Louis XVI
Yo fax
It's ironic that Henry's daughter are more famous than his son
@Mr. Graves bloddy mary and the virgin queen
Because he died before he could do anything of note
Didn't his son died early?
@@nengyang5664 yeah age 15 ;-;
Interestingly enough, people at the time Elizabeth lived thought the very same thing at the beginning of her reign. And the best irony of all: She was Anne Boleyn's kid. I always imagine Anne running into Henry in the afterlife and laughing hysterically.
And now we have a musical about the six wives lol “Divorce, Beheaded, Died, Divorce, Beheaded, Survived!”
I want that as a musical number so badly lol
I love the musical SIX!
AND JUST FOR YOU TONIGHT WERE DIVORCED BEHEADED LIVEEEEE
@@iankin6529 We're one of a kind
No category
Too many years
Lost in his story
We're free to take
Our crowning glory
For five more minutes
We're SIX!
Woah, woah
We're SIX!
Woooah, we're SIX
Woah, woah
For five more minutes
@@deedevon7468 horrible histories did one, look it up
Divorced, beheaded and died
Divorced, beheaded, survived
I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives
Some might say I ruined their lives
Catherine of Aragon was one
She failed to give me a son
I had to ask her for a divorce
That broke her poor heart, of course
Young Anne Boleyn, she was two
Had a daughter, the best she could do
I said she flirted with some other man
And off for the chop went dear Anne
Lovely Jane Seymour was three
The love of a lifetime for me
She gave me a son, little Prince Ed
Then poor old Jane, went and dropped dead
Divorced, beheaded and died
Divorced, beheaded, survived
I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives
Some might say I ruined their lives
Anne of Cleves came at four
I fell for the portrait I saw
Then laid on her face and cried, "She's a horse!
I must have another divorce!"
Catherine Howard was five
A child of 19, so alive
She flirted with others, no way to behave
The axe sent young Cath to her grave
Catherine Parr, she was last
By then all my best days were past
I lay on my deathbed aged just 55
Lucky Catherine the last stayed alive
(I mean, how unfair!)
Divorced, beheaded and died
Divorced, beheaded, survived
I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives
You could say I ruined their lives
"Honey!"
The app: "wanna save money?"
Henry's wives: "yes dear?"
Who else thought he was going to say “whore” when mummy said horse?
Yep.
Ye
yep
omg yeahh
Yes
9:47 Not only is she a woman leading an army, she's also, pregnant, actually on the battlefield, AND she's wearing a full suit of armor, if that's not amazing, I dunno what is
I think the flying mecha pig is the awesome one
@@geochadinc.9471 yes
She’s literally an Amazonian at that point, if not in stature but in sheer determination in all that
@@crimsondynamo615 yes
@@CalifornianCuttlefish yes
“And a chin that could hit a home run” this is crazy 😂
Fun fact: The execution for Anne Boleyn was a deceptive sort. He had hidden the sword he would execute her with in a hay bale next to the block. When she was in position, he secretly reached for it and shouted "Ho! Bring me my sword!" this caused her to turn her head in just the right direction so that it was a clean decapitation.
imagine being alive and able to say that you’re henry’s ex-wife
ultimate flex of the fifteenth century
Sixteenth my guy
Imagine a kid saying that her acenstor survived Henry
Cleves: ✨Y E S✨
Imagine saying you hit Henry so hard you sent him into a massive tyrannical boost. Try that for 15th century flex
🤌 art thou an extremely spicy spherical form of meat 🤌
England 16th Century: “Screw you Pope we’re our own thing
UK 21st century: “Screw you Europe we’re our own thing”
Pretty sure they pressured the EU with the metal wing pig with lasers
He was like “I’m gonna make my own church, with divorce and beheadings. Actually, forget the church.”
BREXIT WAS STUPID
@@mithmoonwalker it really was
UK 26th century: "Screw you Earth we're our own thing"
Divorce beheaded and died, divorce beheaded survived, I'm Henry the 8th I six sorry wives some might say I ruined their lives.
Charles V wasn’t actually inbred. Yes, he had the Habsburg chin, but his parents (Joana of Castile and Philip von Habsburg) were not close relatives.
OS: "Nobody cares about him, he's not the heir, just a spare."
Me: *Laughs in Crusader Kings 2*
when your genius strong heir gets cancer
@@pppetrosian2927 game "crashes"
@@pppetrosian2927 Save before the disaster.. and go back in time ;)
Pathetic,
I've seen a lot of people make jokes about the game. Is it that good?
When Henry 8 doesn’t know sperms change the gender of the kid
Off with his head!
Namjoon’s lost Passport ouch.
This will be the new meme
love the name
no pp
Namjoon’s lost Passport they dont
I think this guy is Caseohs ancestor
It all makes sense now
Toward the end of life, Henry became very somber, melancholy, and reflective. I guess no doubt how most of us pass our last hours, - that is, if we have an opportunity. Thinking about gradually losing another chance, to re-live past successes, or wishing that maybe he had done something differently, he I guess began to feel the full reality of how fragile and fleeting time-itself was, Henry wrote of time, " ... is of all losses the most irrecuperable, for it can never be redeemed for no manner price nor prayer ".
Elizabeth: Dad, what happened to mom?
Henry: Well you see, it all started when you weren’t a boy....
That is exactly what happened, but Mary told me instead of Father...
She would say mum not mom
@@avneshmanku2282 sorry for the mistake
at the start he's playing with ninja turtles!
Ouch that hurts more than me telling my dad I'm transgender
Oversimplified: *Doesnt upload for 3 months*
This enraged his viewers, who punished him severely
There's a tax for that
Ahmed Zaqout whats new
Dude.......uncool....
they uploaded this AFTER my AP eurohistory exam
Actually it's Henry who wanted to marry Catherine and not his father that wanted him to marry her. And you forget the other verse in the Bible where it says that if a man dies without children then the brother should marry the wife to continue his brother's line. Henry also conveniently overlooked that one
...And not a single mention of Greensleeves, i'm impressed!
Catherine of Aragon charging into battle wearing full armor while pregnant is the most badass thing I've ever heard
Except she didn’t.
@@lucyhurst2534 except she did
@@CooperGallen she didn’t physically fight in battle obviously but she did ride into battle in full armor while being pregnant.
@@CooperGallen yeah while Catherine riding into battle while pregnant is questionable, but the flying pigs is 100% real I wonder why modern people didn't take those pigs and use them to accelerate the human race
I agree
"Mummy says it a strong chin for a strong boy!"
You had me dead
He is mama 's boy
@Dank Eagle Also, most of the Hapsburg family looked that way, what with the rampant incest and generations of inbreeding
Charles and big chin
@Dank Eagle it was called the hapsburg chin
blxckrxses OMG lol 😂😂😂😂 I died too at that part
I'm not crying
It just sometimes when Im sad
* WATER COMES OUT OF MY EYES *
“Henry pranced around the palace playing dress up with his friends, he wrote plays he sang songs”
“I shalt nev’r giveth thee up, I shalt nev’r alloweth thee down”
OverSimplified: Doesn't do Vietnam war or Napoleonic wars
Everybody: There's a tax for that
Also everybody: To the guillotine!
Stupid tax is a compulsory contribution to state revenue, which has nothing to do with this video. Get your facts right. Kids smh
also this pissed of everybody who punished oversimplified severely
@Black Death Why are you even here then?
Lol somebody help me with this idiot that can’t take a joke lolol
Henry's story is really ironic because his daughters, who he didn't pay much attention to, became the most famous monarchs, but his son Edward, who he probably paid a lot of attention to, was hardly an impressive monarch as he died early.
lmao
I mean, he did make the legal religious transition of England from Anti-Pope Catholics to Protestants. Or was that his regent?
He also traumatized his daughter and she was like nope so no one to carry the bloodline lmao
QE1 is the only badass Queen of England that ever walked the earth. Not even QE2 can top whatever Elizabeth I did for her country. There's a reason why her reign was called THE GOLDEN AGE.
he did make a bunch of grammar schools which now have the best academic rankings in England so ig he started something
If you're wondering how the Church of England has a history of being so anti-divorce when it was literally formed so Henry could leave Catherine of Aragon, well, technically their marriage was ended in annulment. So, they didn't *technically* divorce in the eyes of the law, 'cause they weren't deemed *technically* married. And yes, it was the same story with Anne of Cleves.
I used to think Henry being crazy was just part of the humour in the video, it turns out everything is true.
"You see that lady baby? That's gonna be your wife"
What
"But father, i'm not even 3 years old yet"
*WHAT*
Meh I mean most childrens’ arranged marriages were arrange either when their born or when they were a young age in that time period soooo
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Ah, the beautiful first words of a child:
S C R E W T H E P O P E
EWWWWWW
You’re surprised by this? Welcome to the medieval period.