as someone whose first language is definitely not english, i watched this video approximately 7 years ago for the first time and barely understood anything due to the overall adhd kinda vibe. rewatching the video now got me thinking about how dramatically my english has improved over the years as i am not only able to get what bill was saying but even catch each word individually. wow. kinda proud of myself.
My history teacher once described World War I as "If you punch me in the face, all my friends are gonna beat you up, which means all YOUR friends are gonna beat THEM up" and I feel like 6:20 really captures that same feeling
@@waytoobiased And that it directly caused WWII, which caused the Cold War, Korea, Vietnam, and countless other small wars and conflicts around the world that are still going on today.
0:09 Pre historic japan 0:47 Kofun period 0:52 Asuka period 1:26 Nara period 1:31 Heian period 2:05 Kamakura shogunate 2:32 Ashikaga shogunate 3:03 Sengoku period 3:39 Azuchi-Momoyama period 4:06 Tokugawa shogunate 5:09 Meiji restoration 6:03 WW1 and Taisho era 7:08 Showa era before and during WW2 8:39 Showa post-WW2 to today
Reminded me of the Brits vs. China. 'Trade with us or else'. The clan of savage capitalists been digging their grave for a long time. Now the big red monster they created is about to eat them and half the world is cheering. And I'm like: Uhm... monster!
Karl Wilker Ye and those winds were called the kamikaze. Kami- means god and kaze means wind. So they thought it was the winds that the Japanese gods sent to protect Japan
ever since this first came out ive always loved the total silence after the bombing, (8:26) the whole video seems like a joke except that one moment n it just makes it really powerful
First, the Portugees came into Japan. next, the Spanish came in. They were turning the Japanese people into christians, the leader of Japan was in trouble. And then, the Dutch came into Japan. The Portugees and the Spanish said to Japan "the Dutch are bad guys. you have to drive them away." The Dutch said to Japan "we are protestants. they are catholics. that's why they're hating us. we don't spread the christianity, we just want to trade with you." the leader of Japan "I can believe in the Dutch's saying. so, get out everybody except the Dutch!"
Because of the context. Because Western technology was so far advanced, and the USA was so much more powerful even in 1854 compared to Japan that the leaders knew it was play ball or be blown to smithereens and still have to do as they say anyway.
@@crispinjulius5032 usa technology is basically some shit they copied from Britain and Britain's technology is some shit they copied from chinese ( gunpoweders , bombs , compass etc ) and Chinese technology is some shit they formed in alliance with India (cholas to be accurate )and Indias shit is from the mathematicians and engineers who were forced to work for the kings because of the caste system which forced one group to be using the brain ( brahmins ) one group as warriors followed by workers last slaves , but the irony is warriors forced the brahmins to advance the empire scientifically , Tamils created the wootz steel which were indeed used by Iranians to invade north India but still the south people didnt got invaded ( there are some temples that were looted by no one , padhmanadhar temple has gold and diamonds worth 1 trillion USD, which is 1/3 Indian economy, imagine all the Indian temples non looted .
Guys just a reminder, this video is what inspired Oversimplified to start his channel, just think about how bill wurtz has made life so much better, go on, think.
@@toxicmurdererr7597 He said that bill wurtz history of japan video had a big influence on him and inspired him to start his channel but i dont know when he said that, he just did.
They weren’t fighting to be the emperor. They were fighting to be the Shogun which held the real power in Japan. The Emperor is just a political figurehead that exists to legitimize that power.
LilDankGang every history class I took and textbook I've read are so boring and do not inspire learning at all. This 9 minute video sank in more for me than years of history classes. Tons of symbols (text) and one person standing in front of you droning on for an hour with a chalkboard is not the best way for the human brain to learn. Visuals, sound and humor help a lot.
+hawaiimaui123 The Romans were dying and the Anglo-Saxons saw that, so they invaded the isles. But the Celts were like "No, this is our island" but they didn't care so they took the land.
+nukalegend Then the Vikings came. Then the Normans who were Vikings but not really came. The English King kills the Norwegian King. Then the Norman Duke kills the English King. Then the Norman Duke becomes King and kills himself riding a horse. Then all the Normans kill each other.
That's where the KAmakazi myth came into play. They believed the Devine wind or Kamakazi would protect them. That's why they crashed their own planes into Americans. It was part of this super belief.
I wish all history lessons were like this. Memorable jingles, Fun visualization, A dude with a voice that doesn't make me fall asleep, Good music, Humor, And most importantly... *KNOWLEDGE!*
"Please watch this video again," RUclips said. "No!" said me. "Waaatch iiiit!!!" it said. "No" said me again, quieter this time And so the video was watched be me... again, for the 23rd time...
+Euracil Hilarious... best comment of the day !! I've noticed a number of comments relating to the curious addictive power of this video. What's going on here ...
@@menottiandmelon2743 @Epic Gamer actually Bill said he doesn't put ads on his videos because he deems them annoying, so if u saw an add that means it was copyright claimed :( I didn't get any ads tho. If u want to support him check out his Spotify, merch or paypal/patreon all on billwurtz.com
man i remember when this was new and youtube had the function of little pop-up notes in the video, like when he said tornado and the note said "actually a typhoon"
That's generally what I do to make other people happy.... My friends: EVERYTHING IS AWFUL AND I NEED YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT Me: Have this clock. And be happy.
@@carolineobrien2615 Nice to meet you on here, i will like us to communicate more better on hangout or email, if you don't mind you can write me on morspenmor@gmail.com
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“Open the country, stop having it be closed” is an underrated part.
Andrew Marra we coming for y’all November 23rd
SpenceIZKinG24 hype for that
“please try this religion”
“nooo”
“tryyy iiiit”
“no”
Gotta make it sound epic
commadore Perry with his black iron clad ships vs the wooden Japanese ships.
PLEASE DO AN ENTIRE SERIES OF COUNTRIES IN THIS STYLE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS VIDEO PLEASE
This video probably took forever
I SECOND THAT MOTION
Except it would probably take him 30 years.
he made one before. history of spain and portugal ;D
Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!!!!!!!!!!
I need a video like this for every piece of history ever.
please
PLEASE
*P L E A S E*
+Rocketboy please
+Jonathan Wilson please
as someone whose first language is definitely not english, i watched this video approximately 7 years ago for the first time and barely understood anything due to the overall adhd kinda vibe. rewatching the video now got me thinking about how dramatically my english has improved over the years as i am not only able to get what bill was saying but even catch each word individually. wow. kinda proud of myself.
“Open, the country, stop ,having it be closed”
You should be proud of yourself! English is a very difficult language to learn.
I'm proud of you too :)
same experience , good job！
Nice mate, english sucks dick to learn
“How about sunrise land?”
No
“Why?”
*The Sun Is A Deadly Laser*
Accurate though
But i love Japan so no offense
Kayagorzan THE SUN IS A LAZY FUCK-ER
_Not anymore there's a blanket_
yesSssssssSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Hey animals let's go on land
"Try it"
"No"
"So a new religon was put into place"
No dont.
You can make a religion out of this
@@DundieLeCrocodile No don't.
@@imakeislamiccontent yes let's make a religion out of this
@@imakeislamiccontent so the religion was introduced
“How about I do anyway” a quote that took over the world for a hot moment
I STILL say "How 'bout YOU chill."
How can you chill when the sun is a deadly laser?
Isn’t the sun a deadly lazer anyways?
You know you're right! we could make a religion
@@Mwisd402 no don't
My history teacher once described World War I as "If you punch me in the face, all my friends are gonna beat you up, which means all YOUR friends are gonna beat THEM up" and I feel like 6:20 really captures that same feeling
we can all agree that WWI did not need to happen, which really sucks given it resulted in the deaths of tens of millions of people
@@waytoobiased And that it directly caused WWII, which caused the Cold War, Korea, Vietnam, and countless other small wars and conflicts around the world that are still going on today.
moral of the story, if you're going to take over the world then have Germany on your side because they're loyal
Japanese food
Japanese restaurant
6:20 This is unironically the best explanation of how WWI started
Actually, the match was set alight by an Austrian driver taking a wrong turn, and an angry Serbian teen who just had a sandwich.
and the worst depiction of WW2 this man just said that USA turn out the war but only one who truly won the WW2 practically alone was USSR
Um no it’s not
Lucius Paullus it is because World War 1 was just a huge brawl politically speaking well I do agree if you want actual specifics.
atackercz 9 everyone did their part in World War 2 though I do agree because the blunt of the Human casualties really go to the Soviet Union
"Can you maybe chill?"
"How bout maybe YOU chill??"
Sibling wars.
I like to refer to a quote by Sovietwomble. “We’re learning that ameRICA HAS NO CHILL!!!”
@@justalittleturtle5600 😂👌👌
*i can confirm this..*
how but u *JuSt Go tO CHILIE'S*
1,000th like
Everything about this is perfectly in between "I'm teaching history" and "I don't give a shit"
I feel like it's something I might do.
Brewsterion 1017 but you don't
?
stride99 I'm actually using this for a school report
Nice
@Ya Boi your profie picture is a bird though
3:45 - If you're here after watching Shogun.
Damn I just started it so I guess I spoiled it a bit
Crazy how fast the shogun series transitions straight into "blue eye samurai" on Netflix!
Literally why I am here... again.
Yes
As I was watching the first episode, I said to myself "Wait a minute, a council of five regents? Where have I heard this?"
japan:*in pieces, fighting each other*
Europe: Do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ-
No. We will talk about our lord and savior *anime*
Hmmm
And *G U N S*
The religion has not developed to Japan’s advantage
HoweyYa Doing gun boats.
it feels like I have learned a lot and absolutely nothing at the same time.
Same.
Same
Same
Same
Same
I just *love* the ad placement.
"Guess who else is afraid of Russia?" *Advertisement*
i didnt get any :D :D
Lmao
Spoon is spoon is afraid of Russia
Grubhub and Mafia City
Are both scared of Russia
it’s almond milk, almond milk is also afraid of russia
0:09 Pre historic japan
0:47 Kofun period
0:52 Asuka period
1:26 Nara period
1:31 Heian period
2:05 Kamakura shogunate
2:32 Ashikaga shogunate
3:03 Sengoku period
3:39 Azuchi-Momoyama period
4:06 Tokugawa shogunate
5:09 Meiji restoration
6:03 WW1 and Taisho era
7:08 Showa era before and during WW2
8:39 Showa post-WW2 to today
Lessgoooo Asuka has her own period lessgoo
Japan: Closing their country before it was cool.
Reminded me of the Brits vs. China. 'Trade with us or else'. The clan of savage capitalists been digging their grave for a long time. Now the big red monster they created is about to eat them and half the world is cheering.
And I'm like: Uhm... monster!
Economy: stonks
@@Dowlphin We don't speak of China here.it is forbidden.
@NICOLE GREEN - Only the city is. 😜
@@Dowlphin lol. cOrOnAvIrUs 👀😲
*Mongols:* Exist
*Tornadoes:* So anyway, I started blasting
*The Bush and tree* : Your career end here.
*Kamikaze
I believe it was actually a tsunami or tycoon that destroyed their fleets.
Karl Wilker Ye and those winds were called the kamikaze. Kami- means god and kaze means wind. So they thought it was the winds that the Japanese gods sent to protect Japan
@@チーズ-n7b Cool! You learn something new every day.
I wish this guy was my history teacher
Zion Patterson Lol me to but one can only dream
Zion Patterson yes
game time galaxy japan seems fun
Zion Patterson I have the best history teacher. He literally teaches like this.
OMG *steals his history teachers* NYEH NYEH NYEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I came back for a refresher when Blue Eye Samurai came out, and again now that Shogun is out. What a resource. Thank you, bill wurtz.
you. me. same.
Same, I HAD to come back for the "yeah, right, it's not gonna be this kid, it's gonna be one of us" bit because of Shogun.
Mongols: exist
Tornado: *NO*
The Ghost
Kamikaze?
Itsss typhon
HASAGI!
Tsunami not Tornado
ever since this first came out ive always loved the total silence after the bombing, (8:26) the whole video seems like a joke except that one moment n it just makes it really powerful
I cannot agree more, this is perfectly done
I also like how instead of saying "you win" they just put it on a white flag for surrender.
the silence made me think he was going to throw in a few other bombs, and that the pausing was just for effect
T H E Y
A C T U A L L Y
D R O P
T W O
Didnt the king of japan also take really long to respond to the bombings?
My kid: "Dad, I'm being bullied at school, please help, I don't know what to do"
Me: *hire a samurai*
Yee
@Varun Chandra Thanks
Just bring *A DEADLY LAZER”
Unless the bullies bring a blanket.
lol
Dad of the year
-How about sunrise land?
-No.
-Why?
-Because the sun is a deadly lazer!
Márton Fellegi How bout i do anyway
Not anymore there's a blanket
Sounds like you should hire a samurai
E-mans Channel of Randomness and they all died to a tornado.
Not anymore there's a blanket!
Mongols: we have an army.
Japan: We have tornadoes.
Actually a typhoon
hentai
FBI open up!
@Kana Akari its time to wosh
and a city called hi
Japan: everyone GET OUT!
every other country: leaves
Japan: except you. You stay.
Dutch: :)
Bcs the Dutch sell the most stuff
First, the Portugees came into Japan. next, the Spanish came in.
They were turning the Japanese people into christians, the leader of Japan was in trouble.
And then, the Dutch came into Japan.
The Portugees and the Spanish said to Japan "the Dutch are bad guys. you have to drive them away."
The Dutch said to Japan "we are protestants. they are catholics. that's why they're hating us. we don't spread the christianity, we just want to trade with you."
the leader of Japan "I can believe in the Dutch's saying. so, get out everybody except the Dutch!"
bi su It's sounding like those countries are people having conversation
Just some guy on youtube I didn't get your comment
like Mr. crab and the clown
6:19 is no joke the best explanation I've ever seen or heard for how and why WW1 happened.
Lesson: *The history of Japan*
Test: *The history of the entire world*
*i guess**
69th like
Homework: *history of a rice grain*
Entire za warudo
well good news, now you can watch the history of the entire world as well
Conscience: *"Don't watch this video AGAIN, we have stuff to do!"*
Me: *~"How about I do anyway?"~*
That's my favorite joke in this video lol
LOL
😂😂😂
LMAO exactly me
666 likes
Mongols: *Exist*
Water Tornadoes: *NO*
*NO!!!* Mother mature shouts, *Japan is are friend*
Some might say hurricanes
Either hurricane or waterspout
its a water spout
@@OfficialZeroTwo some creatures from japan could drink the water spout
7:25 RIP for voice actor of "you've got mail".
“Open the country, stop having it be closed”
My favourite line
It’s a tad redundant but it gets the point across
@@jamieeisinger1833 that's the joke...
*Knock knock.*
*It’s the United States.*
Hire the samurai
Normal People
“Please open the door”
Me:An intellectual
“Stop having it be closed”
r/iamverysmart
@@yourmotherahha9486 r/woosh
@@yourmotherahha9486 r/ihavereddit
r/metoo
@@shanf1639 r/itswooooshwith4os
Why is “Open the country. Stop having it be closed” so hard to take seriously yet so intimidating at the same time?
Because of the context. Because Western technology was so far advanced, and the USA was so much more powerful even in 1854 compared to Japan that the leaders knew it was play ball or be blown to smithereens and still have to do as they say anyway.
@@crispinjulius5032 usa technology is basically some shit they copied from Britain and Britain's technology is some shit they copied from chinese ( gunpoweders , bombs , compass etc ) and Chinese technology is some shit they formed in alliance with India (cholas to be accurate )and Indias shit is from the mathematicians and engineers who were forced to work for the kings because of the caste system which forced one group to be using the brain ( brahmins ) one group as warriors followed by workers last slaves , but the irony is warriors forced the brahmins to advance the empire scientifically , Tamils created the wootz steel which were indeed used by Iranians to invade north India but still the south people didnt got invaded ( there are some temples that were looted by no one , padhmanadhar temple has gold and diamonds worth 1 trillion USD, which is 1/3 Indian economy, imagine all the Indian temples non looted .
@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 Yes and it somehow worked
@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 I like your name
Best part
been studying Japanese studies for the past 6 years and let me tell you I come back to this masterpiece every fucking year
Clocks, guns, and Jesus sounds like a southern USA Christian rap band.
Hahaha 😆
Nice
And the sun is a deadly lazer
666 likes .....
ILLUMINATI.
*Y I K E S*
The Beyonder not anymore :)
"open. the country. Stop. having it be closed." -United States probably
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Matthewperry.jpg/800px-Matthewperry.jpg
Mhhhhh, the president of The United States I am, japan closed, anymore dont have to be-
Yoda... (Yoda?) Ex president of the United States
that makes mewow........ no wander US is so powerful and Britain used to
4:44 Aight i amma head out
1K likes and only 4 replys
Guys just a reminder, this video is what inspired Oversimplified to start his channel, just think about how bill wurtz has made life so much better, go on, think.
How do you know? did oversimplified say that?
@@toxicmurdererr7597 He said that bill wurtz history of japan video had a big influence on him and inspired him to start his channel but i dont know when he said that, he just did.
@@thienquoc5790 OK where did he say that twitter?
@Cringe lord mason Yeah i fangirled so much when i learned about it.
@Cringe lord mason Nice.
I started watching Shogun and the second they mentioned the five guys fighting to be emperor I immediately thought of this
They weren’t fighting to be the emperor. They were fighting to be the Shogun which held the real power in Japan. The Emperor is just a political figurehead that exists to legitimize that power.
Me too! But it looks like the names don't match up? I'm kinda confused by what's going on lol.
@@japaroadsit’s based on the book, which replaced real names with fake ones. I.E Toranaga is Tokugawa
@@diehard096 oh! That explains so much lmao.
its real
As a Bill Wurtz viewer once said, “I feel like I’ve learned everything and nothing at the same time”
Nanjing
@@inmezzoallonde7196 how bout i dont anyways?
@@blugy9988 The fuck does that mean?
@@inmezzoallonde7196 it means eeeeeeeeeee
@@blugy9988 lol
I learned Japan's history from a Nutshack meme. You earned a sub today.
Same
same
same
+Bow Yang Jam same
same
"He said. And failed. And then died." Same here buddy
Big mood
Cheers, I'll drink to that bro
Me whenever I play Mega Man games. Except I keep going until I complete the game I'm playing. XD
Fun Fact: he died of cerebral syphilis
Lil Nunget I am like #666 lol
自分の国の歴史を広げてくれるのは嬉しいことだよね
Teacher: "history of Japan is so complicated".
Bill:"hold my beer"
LilDankGang every history class I took and textbook I've read are so boring and do not inspire learning at all. This 9 minute video sank in more for me than years of history classes. Tons of symbols (text) and one person standing in front of you droning on for an hour with a chalkboard is not the best way for the human brain to learn. Visuals, sound and humor help a lot.
@@user-uy3eq5hg1s Umm why are you taking his joke seriously?
@@sticklait Umm because his joke is based in reality which is why it was even an affective joke. Use critical thinking skills much?
@@user-uy3eq5hg1s Nope. I only think about chairs....
There friends and our friends are not friends
I'd like to see a "history of great britain"
"And the Spanish had a good time fighting the British, and then they died in a tornado."
+hawaiimaui123 (actually a typhoon)
yess
+hawaiimaui123 The Romans were dying and the Anglo-Saxons saw that, so they invaded the isles. But the Celts were like "No, this is our island" but they didn't care so they took the land.
+nukalegend Then the Vikings came. Then the Normans who were Vikings but not really came. The English King kills the Norwegian King. Then the Norman Duke kills the English King. Then the Norman Duke becomes King and kills himself riding a horse. Then all the Normans kill each other.
*Britain
“The weapons are getting crazy and people are willing to try them out on each other”.
Is there a better explanation for a WW1?
*family members are willing to try them out on other family members
Try the Zero Punctuation for Valiant Hearts.
Equilin Togo i deadass thought that was the reason for ww1 after I first saw this back in middle school 😋😋🦶
No
Павел Кириченко I think he meant "The weapons are getting *CRAZIER* and people are willing to try them out on each other".
8:26 this quiet silence means a lot
Mongols: You can’t defeat me
Japan: I know I can’t, but he can
*points to tornadoes*
this is so Thor Ragnarok
That's where the KAmakazi myth came into play. They believed the Devine wind or Kamakazi would protect them. That's why they crashed their own planes into Americans. It was part of this super belief.
Some people think they can outsmart me.
Maybe, maybe.
I am yet to meet a man who can outsmart _tornado._
Laughs in tsunami
Alex Friedman not KAMAKAZI but KAMIKAZE
"you know who's scared of russia" ad plays: "you yes you."
@@therion8469 German 100
"you are dead" "Russian heavy weapons guy" tf2
@@orealz we are dead
nazi?
@@cannonfodder4000 I'm nazi
"Open the country, stop having it be closed"
Died laughing. Especially as everything else is hilarious.
Corona
Virus
Exists
I
am
英語喋れないけど理解できる日本人だけどこれはとても良い教材である。ただ細かいところを省略してて少し事実と違うところもある。そのため、この動画で興味を持って、そこから細かいところを自分で調べてくれたら私はとても嬉しい。
Do they let the Emperor still dress like an Emperor?
天皇制度は未だ継続している。GHQ統治下の頃にアメリカは天皇を処刑しようとした。その頃戦後の極度の飢饉で人々が困窮していた。天皇はGHQ総本部に出向いて長官と話をしたいと述べた。長官は「命乞いをしに来た」と思っていたが天皇は「私はどうなってもいいから国民に食料を与えてほしい」と陳情を述べた。それを受けて長官は天皇に対する認識を改めて、処刑をやめた。
現在は日本の憲法で日本統合の「象徴」としての存在であることが決まっているため政治的な権力はほとんど持たない。
@@Boomkizls
I only do this during special ceremonies.
本当に日本語話者？
翻訳しても内容が変わらないように簡単な短文だけの文章にしたんやで
"Can you maybe chill"
this dialogue is fucking brilliant
Chilledoutcat *how bout I do anyway*
Chilledoutcat how about maybe you chill
How Bout I do, anyway.
Chilledoutcat id hate to be that person but its a monologue
thanks for the correction because I honestly wouldn't know that at least not at 2 in the morning anyway
0:57 - me trying to get my friends into a fandom
Me getting my friends into anime.
This chain of comments is deteriorating
Blue Dust27 haha, same
@@EmeraldReaper My friends to me actually lol
This chain comment is next level weird
4:46 POV: You're an oil country
Lol
POV: You're a native trying to cook some Bison over an open fire
Lmao
@@sophiaccore dhsj
POV: You used too much oil while cooking
狂気的なミームの中で、原爆投下のシーンだけ静かなのが恐ろしい
tens of thousands of people died in an instant, the horror
@@cycla tens of thousands of people died cause of the invasion of the Japanese,the horror...the deserve it...
If you're going to introduce Japan's history, you should clearly state that Japan is the country that has committed the most war crimes in the world.
@@日本人-c1eWho are you that created an account 8 hours ago and has been going around writing bad things about Japan in various videos?
@@日本人-c1e少なくとも本物の日本人は自分の名前を「日本人」にはしないけど、日本人を騙るあなたはどこの国の人ですか?
最近流行りの日本人を自称して日本を貶めようとする人達のお仲間ですか?
"tesia please stop quoting that damn history of japan video all the time"
how bout I do ~anyway?~
+GreatGamerZ 303 ok
I wish all history lessons were like this.
Memorable jingles,
Fun visualization,
A dude with a voice that doesn't make me fall asleep,
Good music,
Humor,
And most importantly...
*KNOWLEDGE!*
If teachers had this much time to create this kind of content we would all have a PHD in our designated subject tbh
my teacher played this in class
I heard knowledge as a jingle
getdabbed 3 i convinced my world history teacher my sophomore year to play the history of the entire world, i guess in class
I mean I would totally sleep to this voice, but I’m afraid to miss a whole century
*"Open the country. Stop having it be closed."*
JlXip this dialogue is brilliant
JlXip LOL ONE PIECE FANS
"The Great Depression is bad"
JlXip ii
no
I just watched Blue Eye Samurai and this video actually provided most of the historical context needed lol
"you've watched this video like 5 times already, stop."
"How bout I view, anywayyy"
Same
TBH
omg same
+Yume so much this
+Yume repost shitpost fuck you
Japan:draws girl with huge eyes
America: you could make a religion out of this
🎶and they did🎶
7:18
?
not just a huge eyes........
weebism
James my dad is in that religion
His search history must be absolutely insane
or a history major or something
@@sahayeda5220 literally what i was about to reply
Yeah just like mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I would like but its 666
basically everyone's search history is insane
This video has been living rent free in my head for nearly 8 years now.
Still an absolutely legendary video.
Japan: Oh no my kingdom broke in a lot of pieces!
China: First time?
China is whole a-gain...
Then it broke a-gain...
underrated
What do you mean?
Kingdom?
@@TsubasaGOTO-n2t idk
@@TsubasaGOTO-n2t just caught up with it
"They voted so hard that they had a war" is America 2020 rn
Fire
True
America might collapse on itself soon.
@@charadreemur6449 Well, I hope not either.
@@charadreemur6449 Yeah, that wouldn't be good
Mongols: "We're invading you."
Japan: *sv_cheats 1*
*Tornadoes enabled*
Mongols had never came tornado season,but they couldn't make a base on Japan's land till tornado season.
*Actually typhoon
@@poissony That's right! It's ''Tai-fu''(台風)in Japanese. You remind me how to spell it in English. Thanks!
That’s the KAMI - KAZE
Divine Wind
Lol😂
3:53 right here is where the plot of "Shogun" begins, if anyone is curious.
Knowledge has never tasted this good.
I was gonna like this but you have 69 likes so ima let that be.
@@0urlady0fsorr0wss ehhh you can do it now. The number's been broken already
Right!
I'm eating a sandwich while watching so I guess you're right.
WE HAVE THE SAME NAMES!!!
"Please watch this video again," RUclips said.
"No!" said me.
"Waaatch iiiit!!!" it said.
"No" said me again, quieter this time
And so the video was watched be me... again, for the 23rd time...
+Euracil Hilarious... best comment of the day !! I've noticed a number of comments relating to the curious addictive power of this video. What's going on here ...
+Euracil This is literally my exact experience with this video.
+Euracil I am glad, I am not the only one who has re watched this video 23+ times.
+Songwaves the drugs this video is on gets transferred to the user, thereby getting the user hooked
aurebahr hey, at least you're getting your history tho
4:45 i love how you can see the american ship zooming on by before you get hit with the gunboat jumpscare
“Open the country... stop having it be closed.”
-The entire United States
Illegal immigrants and trade are two different things.
DemonicMonkey88 no offense
But what did that have to do with my comment?
@@ollie_bot No offense, but you know what.
DemonicMonkey88 I genuinely don’t know. Can you explain?
For some reason, I'm not offended by this.
wE cOuLd MaKe A rElIgIoN oUt Of ThIs
Help! My drunk Father won't stop hitting me with a Belt.
*HIRE A SAMURAI*
*oh wow*
we can make a religion out of this.
no don’t
ItzWilly hired a samurai, which enraged hitler's father, who punished him severely.
@AudioCultSG Official stop that
One year later, and it's still
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Would you rate it 5/7?
Brennan Sullivan z
8 years later and it’s still beautiful
I would not be able to understand the history of Japan without this. Thank you so much, you really helped me with making an understandable structure.
Lol.
"How about you chill" - Japan.
"How about maybe YOU chill." - Russia
Why does that sound like something Putin says?
But wasn't that before Putin?
+SimplyShady That's the whole point! Let me not explain the joke, lol.
Because Putin's personality is standard Russian personality.
+Joel “Pasonia” Long I always imagine Russia shoving Japan when he says that.
**laughs and cries in eastern european**
"Please try this religion"
"No"
And so the religion was put into place.
HEY , this comment is cool , you live
Politics
0:11 it's false. Ainu and Okinawan had already lived in Japan island. they maybe came from India or middle asia.
@@guozhou8114 Ainu are actually related to the Sentinelese. The two oldest remaining peoples group in Asia
We can make a religion out of this
Mongols: I’m bout to end this mans career
Tornadoes: haha right
(Actually typhoons)
Mogols usually OP but they take major negatives near or on water. They're land-based dependent on horses for supremacy 🐎🐎🐎
I'm studying Japan history. Previous japanese were Ainu, Jomon, Okinawan and middle east people. Japan is mixed race country. It's funny.
Wáng Lee Middle East?
@@guozhou8114 Just like the Hans
just started the show shogun, and the premise of "it's not gonna be this kid, its gonna be one of us, cuz we're Grown Ups" rang a bell LOL
Schools: Go over a single event in a month
This guy: Goes over one event in 10 seconds and still make it somewhat informative.
wayyyyy more informative than school does actually
School goes over 1 event in the whole year this guy does 400 in 10 minutes
I mean you could say theres a *Tad* less detail but eh
Showing just how unnecessary history class is to devote an entire semester. Wanna know history? Read several books. _n o p o p q u i z_
"The emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants that's fine."
I would like but I must keep it at 420
Freezytoons it's not at 420 anymore so you can like now
Bacon Pancakes it’s 469 now
I'm so confused what's going on in the comments for this thread but...keep it going! XD
now it's 478
Let’s appreciate that fact that this video has no ads
I read this as I got an ad. I’m sorry that things have changed since you posted this, or that I have ads when others don’t
regret the memet you said it
@@menottiandmelon2743 @Epic Gamer actually Bill said he doesn't put ads on his videos because he deems them annoying, so if u saw an add that means it was copyright claimed :( I didn't get any ads tho. If u want to support him check out his Spotify, merch or paypal/patreon all on billwurtz.com
yes
@Epic Gamer Only 1 ad
man i remember when this was new and youtube had the function of little pop-up notes in the video, like when he said tornado and the note said "actually a typhoon"
_Open._
_The Country._
_Stop...having it..._
_...be closed._
my favorite quote lmao
XD
Thanks, but im not deaf
@@rokussy He's just saying a joke that was in the video -_-
Knock knock!
It’s the United States
With huge boats!
With Guns!
Gunboats!
"you cant keep watching this you've watched it 80 times"
how bout i dooo
Anywayy
+little ghost bird AAAAYYYYY hows it goin' little miss everywhere?
The phandom is everywhere
anyway
+little ghost bird 7:18
"please try this religion"
"No"
"try it"
"no" everyone said but *quieter* this time
_so anyway the religion was put into place_
How about you try it anyway?
how about you make a new religion out of this
Arent I FUNNY? I effortlessly quoted someone else's content!! Upvotes PLEASE!111
@@everlast1325 congrats you got the updoots of people who dont realize the effortlessness of your comment... something i would surely be very proud of
@@Orangeisactually oh no elitist
原爆の所を他に比べて静かに紹介してくれたことが日本人にとってとても嬉しいです。
確かに日本は沢山の戦争犯罪をしたけれど、原爆が落とされたことは日本にとってとても悲しいことでした。
是对战争机器被毁的悲痛吗😂要不你去对那些被杀的无辜百姓说去？
“Japan is scared of russia”
“Wanna know who else is scared of russia”
**i get an ad for grammarly**
Does that mean granmarly is scared of Russia
And right as I say that I get a ad about RUclips music
@@aidangolder8255 lol everyone can be scared of grammarly 🤣
@@R4ttaku yes loo
lol
The fast-paced, dry delivery of the jokes in this video are absolutely fantastic.
"Please try this religion." "No!" They said. "Try it!" "No..." they said, quieter this time.
"it's the new leader of germany, he has a cool mustache"
hamsterdoom360 knock knock get the door it's religon
"And now I'm going to invade Korea and hopefully China," he said, and failed, and also died.
and everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down
knock knock.
get the door,
it's
*R E L I G I O N*
BEAUTIFUL
Oh fuck!
let me sell you some
*J* *E* *S* *U* *S*
May i have 2 jesus' please ?
*_Knock Knock. It's the U n i t e d S t a t e s._*
'And Everyone voted so hard that the Palace caught on fire and burned down' still has me rolling after all these years 😂
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS AMAZING!
It reminds me of Vaporwave. rite...?
+FrankJavCee I'm 0% surprised that you of all people love this
I bet you loved the A E S T H E T I C S
+FrankJavCee oh my god frank, where ARENT you on youtube fr fr lol love ya fam bless it twice
+FrankJavCee It's informative, too. That's what matters, right?
Some Serbian guy: *kills a dude in a car*
Austria-Hungary: *6:03*
lmao
japan: gets mail
germany: 7:35
Sen türkmüsün
Should’ve hired a samurai...
Im laughing way too hard at this
*Japan has a million problems*
The dutch, hey, you want a clock?
Iam from the dutch
Gwn mathijs ik kom uit nederland
That's generally what I do to make other people happy....
My friends: EVERYTHING IS AWFUL AND I NEED YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
Me: Have this clock. And be happy.
@@lindini6496 Yee yee your country had drama with my country before :vvv
XD im dutch
R.I.P. Mr. Toriyama.
Akira toriyama shall rest in Peace
so impressive how much I learned in so little time.
You forgot 90% immediately after and have to watch the video to remember it. :{
Yeah, but to be fair, taking a semester-long course doesn't necessarily cement the info in there either.
MC Mega-Jessup I disagree. If you listen or read the text book during that course you'd learn more than this spasmatic video could teach you. :{J
In 9 minutes you learnt that, don’t worry, you’ll forget it after about.....4 seconds
tetsuoswrath I mean, it depends from person to person and you can just repeat the video unlike your semester.
This made me understand the clusterfuck of the WWI alliances better than any history teacher has
yesss
Oh, is he taking requests now?
I had an 11th grade American history teacher that taught it like this. He was great
+Maya Goosmann exactly
+Backhand Things k
Friend: What’s leaking out of ur car?
Me: *Oh it’s a bit of oil*
4:46
lol so underrated
Outdated Bush-era joke but I'll give a like for the creativity.
Knock knock
4:46 knock knock it’s the United States with huge boats with guns gunboats
Bill Wurtz: *" in the year -1,000,000,000 Japan might not have been here. "*
Me: oh thanks I never knew that
@PATRIOT HAM you are right but he didn't even mention that
Hello
@@morrisspencer9174 hello to you too?
@@carolineobrien2615 Nice to meet you on here, i will like us to communicate more better on hangout or email, if you don't mind you can write me on morspenmor@gmail.com
I go to France for more funds, I come back with more guns
And ships.
Gunships.
me
and so the balance shifts?
"For this to succeed there's someone else we need"
"I know-"
"🎼hire a samurai🎼"
+Kimberly Coke i love you
+Kimberly Coke washington: don't do a thing, history will prove him wrong
hamilton: how bout i dooo anyway