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Beating Minecraft the Way Mojang Intended It

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  • Published on Apr 18, 2026
  • Is there a right way to beat Minecraft? Throughout the game's lifetime, players have developed and refined many different strategies. In this video, I beat Minecraft using official Mojang guides. Do the creators of the game know something we don't? I'm sure we're going to find out!
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  • @ohwhy9362
    @ohwhy9362 5 years ago +104899

    I like how Mojang knows how to beat their own game worse than most players.
    Edit: jeez so many people don't get I'm joking. Ik Mojang is spelled with a j (though I didn't know it was actually pronounced as a y) I see it every time I load up an instance of Minecraft.

    • @LegatusMortis
      @LegatusMortis 5 years ago +3408

      @Oh Why That’s how it’s pronounced but it’s spelled Mojang

    • @totaldan99
      @totaldan99 5 years ago +2355

      Thats pretty much universal since the people who play it dissect it. Hence why scientists are scientists and not scientific technicians

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 5 years ago +535

      Mojang

    • @mrkngturkey6054
      @mrkngturkey6054 5 years ago +482

      Why didn’t you use the shears what a waste in iron it like using a wooden axe to mine diamonds or wood

    • @Gwynn76
      @Gwynn76 5 years ago +221

      Moyang would sound cool.

  • @attackcow7088
    @attackcow7088 5 years ago +131275

    “We’re finally ready to go to the nether, Mojang recommends first a full set of Netherite Armor”

    • @knifeprty
      @knifeprty 5 years ago +4485

      A C U R A T E

    • @butterberri1440
      @butterberri1440 5 years ago +6738

      But don’t u... get netheright.....from the NETHER

    • @nicknelson4161
      @nicknelson4161 5 years ago +5472

      @butterberri1440 cant understand what you mean cus of that spelling

    • @gujju_cousins8550
      @gujju_cousins8550 5 years ago +3806

      @butterberri1440 that’s the point lol

    • @alaraizz
      @alaraizz 5 years ago +3101

      @butterberri1440 ah yes the entire joke I wouldn’t have known yes.

  • @Hydro_74
    @Hydro_74 5 years ago +8468

    Unknowingly, he broke the #1 rule in the guide book:
    Never dig straight down

    • @fracturedmarigold4761
      @fracturedmarigold4761 5 years ago +36

      Theres no rule book for minecraft

    • @user-ec6ue8jy7p
      @user-ec6ue8jy7p 5 years ago +149

      @fracturedmarigold4761 yes you dont

    • @user-ec6ue8jy7p
      @user-ec6ue8jy7p 5 years ago +38

      @fracturedmarigold4761 also not to be mean xD but to help your dictionary...
      Lying*

    • @blubettle1191
      @blubettle1191 5 years ago +43

      @fracturedmarigold4761 that’s something a criminal would say, you digged straight down didn’t you?

    • @williamfreeman8046
      @williamfreeman8046 5 years ago +13

      I dig straight down all the time. 🤷‍♂️

  • @imchippy5520
    @imchippy5520 Month ago +406

    Why this being recommended to me 5 years later

  • @itsthebluspy5890
    @itsthebluspy5890 5 years ago +31926

    The only reason why he won was because of the dirt pillar at spawn. If he didn't have that dirt pillar at spawn he would have been screwed.

    • @noobish
      @noobish 5 years ago +409

      finally a funny yt comment
      nice man

    • @raindrop650
      @raindrop650 5 years ago +59

      Lol

    • @RCDEsiempre1929
      @RCDEsiempre1929 5 years ago +1136

      yeah ive been stuck on the ender dragon for 8 months and now i just figured out that i didn’t put the dirt pillar at spawn so i was doomed from the beginning

    • @carbondotdev
      @carbondotdev 5 years ago +26

      *BLOODY SPYYYYY!!!!*

    • @flibbertigibbetcatawampus8034
      @flibbertigibbetcatawampus8034 5 years ago +258

      Wait, no. The only reason he REALLY beat Minecraft is the 50 block nether portal

  • @Wavefire_
    @Wavefire_ 5 years ago +79272

    I like how he just casually uses obsidian as a building block.

    • @davidsamuel7980
      @davidsamuel7980 5 years ago +3331

      pretty savage, ngl

    • @k7x243
      @k7x243 5 years ago +773

      @Nightmare Blaze shame on you

    • @CoreLocus
      @CoreLocus 5 years ago +812

      This is just daily life on 2b2t

    • @tatsu_ryuu
      @tatsu_ryuu 5 years ago +92

      Oof I wanted to see if the outro (closed captions) of defeating the dragon was different

    • @ELBlancooo
      @ELBlancooo 5 years ago +32

      @Nightmare Blaze Shame on you

  • @nuggethut9482
    @nuggethut9482 5 years ago +47423

    After watching this, I realized how much Mojang must hate speed runners

  • @Dr._Tin_can
    @Dr._Tin_can Year ago +1686

    The book treats the nether like it’s actual hell they have not realized how good players have gotten
    (Alright what I meant to say is players are better than what minecraft expected)

    • @jordanplays-transitandgame1690
      @jordanplays-transitandgame1690 Year ago +221

      Idk man have you seen my skills? (They are nonexistent)

    • @Dr._Tin_can
      @Dr._Tin_can 11 months ago +37

      @jordanplays-transitandgame1690 you are the only exception

    • @XXTH3ST4RXX
      @XXTH3ST4RXX 10 months ago +183

      the average minecraft player is not as good as you think they are. it’s still a children’s game at the end of the day, and the book is pretty old too.

    • @gunslinger9171
      @gunslinger9171 9 months ago +3

      The only time when I am afraid of the nether is in the rlcraft mod pack😅

    • @DACARBOSS.
      @DACARBOSS. 9 months ago +1

      probably basing the nether off the xbox 360 nether lol

  • @galamou4462
    @galamou4462 5 years ago +14985

    Him: running from the endermans
    The bucket of water in his inventory:
    ...

    • @sampletext9338
      @sampletext9338 5 years ago +190

      U can't use water in the nether I think

    • @edenvb3896
      @edenvb3896 5 years ago +310

      @sampletext9338 you can't

    • @edenvb3896
      @edenvb3896 5 years ago +933

      @sampletext9338 but he's talking about in the end, which you can

    • @tiosevenstars
      @tiosevenstars 5 years ago +318

      Bucket of water is the best weapon, pour it on flat land and push any mob back. Its even more a treat with depth strider boots to gain advantage in maneuverability

    • @flameoguide
      @flameoguide 5 years ago +102

      The axe right next to his obsidian:

  • @stonksagent9040
    @stonksagent9040 5 years ago +19270

    Me: punches tree
    Mojang: *"what are you, an idiot?"*

  • @gastonvalla7015
    @gastonvalla7015 5 years ago +8596

    I love how he just cut every moment in that he breaks an iron block to make the sound more satisfying

  • @myeyestudios5784
    @myeyestudios5784 10 months ago +77

    9:35 being really glad we have bamboo now

  • @amadeusasimov1364
    @amadeusasimov1364 4 years ago +7206

    Meanwhile, I'm over here cultivating a farm and raising live stock in-game for a real life month, just for funsies.

    • @iseeyou2854
      @iseeyou2854 4 years ago +287

      This is me everytime I tried to beat the game, I've never succeed because of this

    • @angina50
      @angina50 4 years ago +115

      @iseeyou2854 tbh sjins farm changed my perspective on completing the game, I just make huge farms and fields now, occasionally mine but for the most part just put SEUS and realistic textures on and look at the fields sprawling into the distance.

    • @aprilupchurch9395
      @aprilupchurch9395 4 years ago +4

      @Amadeus Asimov what you growing?

    • @treble8921
      @treble8921 4 years ago +33

      Ever tried Stardew Valley? It’s pretty good

    • @beaverchicken
      @beaverchicken 4 years ago +130

      @iseeyou2854 Everytime I start a world I'm like "Okay we finna finally beat the game quickly here" then 3 months later I have a nice village and huge ass farm, just taking care of crops and animals lmao

  • @warrenkeystone5195
    @warrenkeystone5195 5 years ago +11303

    *Literally has shears*
    "I'm gonna need a lot more wool for the beds"
    *axes all the sheep*

  • @skone3791
    @skone3791 5 years ago +7688

    Breaking the end crystals: “These snowballs aren’t going to work”
    **proceeds to take out half the end crystals with the snowballs**

    • @zaowu9666
      @zaowu9666 5 years ago +5

      Lol

    • @Frzvid
      @Frzvid 5 years ago +37

      Moyang is strange

    • @maskboy2743
      @maskboy2743 5 years ago +8

      i got ur comment to 222 likes but ruined the 2 replies

    • @zekorilair8904
      @zekorilair8904 5 years ago +3

      @maskboy2743 There's 1.333k likes and 3 comments

    • @maskboy2743
      @maskboy2743 5 years ago +1

      @zekorilair8904 my comment was like 1 day ago,

  • @tomrabbanimusic
    @tomrabbanimusic 3 years ago +13405

    I love how he made the shears, apologised for not using them, and continued to not use them

    • @händelmtrx
      @händelmtrx 3 years ago +64

      based

    • @Doov012
      @Doov012 3 years ago +32

      dude I was wondering that as well

    • @privatechannel1272
      @privatechannel1272 3 years ago +69

      I think Mojang said to put pumpkins on your head when fighting the Ender Dragon..

    • @garvin_28
      @garvin_28 3 years ago +18

      @privatechannel1272so that enderman don’t attack u

    • @ISpi28
      @ISpi28 3 years ago +2

      YOURS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂

  • @kingstongames-zw4sf
    @kingstongames-zw4sf 5 years ago +4251

    "sorry we didn't have the shears earlier mamma sheep"
    *5 mins later goes on rampage killing more sheep he could have sheered*

  • @luminix3118
    @luminix3118 5 years ago +4451

    Imagine how stressful this would be for a real little kid to do this.
    Edit: okay you guys are confused. I mean woudnt it be stressful to beat Minecraft the way mojang intended??

    • @lanberriez_9566
      @lanberriez_9566 5 years ago +38

      what if they vwatch a lot of minecraft videos to know how to craft and stuff? Well that's me because that's just what i do sometimes

    • @luminix3118
      @luminix3118 5 years ago +34

      lmfao i hope they even get past the first stage by spending 50 dollars for minecraft books

    • @skeletonofflavor2716
      @skeletonofflavor2716 5 years ago +55

      @wildfire2490 ok big man, calm down.

    • @moxie_the_dogg2162
      @moxie_the_dogg2162 5 years ago +15

      What do you mean isn’t that all we did when we were little kids before the elytra just sword bow and a will to live and no shield

    • @dinoisgood404
      @dinoisgood404 5 years ago +1

      That's me

  • @alikasem-7850
    @alikasem-7850 7 months ago +25

    2:44 bro already had enough

  • @DillyzThe1
    @DillyzThe1 5 years ago +14341

    inaccurate, you weren't supposed to die according to the book.

    • @hex6ne
      @hex6ne 5 years ago +612

      actually, the book said you had a realistic chance of dying when fighting the dragon
      edit: smh stop flaming the other dude who replied thats not the point of this comment

    • @DillyzThe1
      @DillyzThe1 5 years ago +213

      @hex6ne i meant in the overworld

    • @hex6ne
      @hex6ne 5 years ago +206

      @spoopy_spaghetti2407 i do happen to know what a joke is, and i find it funny, im just pointing out something lol

    • @tilananguyen9015
      @tilananguyen9015 5 years ago +9

      DillyzThe1 exactly

    • @gregdabrat
      @gregdabrat 5 years ago +6

      xD

  • @miquelsomething
    @miquelsomething 5 years ago +20121

    Me: starts a new survival world and gather wood first
    Minecraft: that isnt how you supposed to play the game

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 5 years ago +131

      800th liker and first replier
      wHo CArEs

    • @beolith
      @beolith 5 years ago +71

      849th liker and second replier. WHO cares

    • @WEARY_Music
      @WEARY_Music 5 years ago +63

      873th liker and 3rd replier
      Break the chain and you’re going to hell

    • @WEARY_Music
      @WEARY_Music 5 years ago +47

      @teambroskigaming congratulations you have a vip ticket to hell...
      HELL NO

    • @multicarwrmboklan774
      @multicarwrmboklan774 5 years ago +11

      @WEARY_Musichell yeah

  • @FM-ny6cn
    @FM-ny6cn 5 years ago +12732

    "Mojang, how can I beat your game?"
    "Lets start with a tower of dirt..."

    • @shazamxplays1466
      @shazamxplays1466 5 years ago +288

      @fastkat4780 did you really just self promo on a Minecraft video.... sad

    • @miso2270
      @miso2270 5 years ago +79

      i actually used to do that on xbox 360 edition i kept getting lost

    • @delysuu
      @delysuu 5 years ago +64

      @fastkat4780
      Is this really how you wanna spend your life

    • @Vincent-if9tx
      @Vincent-if9tx 5 years ago +28

      M O H J A N G

    • @asielcastaneda6985
      @asielcastaneda6985 5 years ago +12

      It’s because so u don’t get lost.

  • @alexvillanueva5807
    @alexvillanueva5807 6 months ago +22

    Exactly 5 years ago was this video incredible

  • @NoodleProductions
    @NoodleProductions 5 years ago +12799

    “Beating Minecraft the way Mojang intended it”
    Digs straight down

  • @QuestionableObject
    @QuestionableObject 5 years ago +2546

    "Kill me kill me kill me."
    Ghast: "Bruh I'm trying just stop jumping around so much."

  • @FatYoshi619
    @FatYoshi619 4 years ago +7262

    I love how this person legit destroyed the healing crystals with freaking snowballs. Beautiful.

    • @blakeuribe4259
      @blakeuribe4259 4 years ago +147

      I always thought when the ender dragon flew by them you shoot them and the explosion damages him xD

    • @AmmoBops
      @AmmoBops 4 years ago +19

      @blakeuribe4259 me too bro

    • @popoybinn3352
      @popoybinn3352 4 years ago +103

      Sensei Chromosome it also seems like he/she just wanted to share a fact 😊

    • @cloramod5092
      @cloramod5092 4 years ago +12

      Sensei Chromosome Dnc

    • @masterbetadaily1700
      @masterbetadaily1700 4 years ago

      @cloramod5092 what

  • @lhyricqt
    @lhyricqt Year ago +103

    1:44 Diamond armor, full set

  • @samarter7863
    @samarter7863 5 years ago +4998

    “Added polar bears because his wife liked them”
    Underrated. Love it.

    • @digiorno5600
      @digiorno5600 5 years ago +86

      I agree, that is very cute.

    • @pufferfish9045
      @pufferfish9045 5 years ago +11

      Jeb is a *S I M P*

    • @epicfilms4life507
      @epicfilms4life507 5 years ago +80

      @pufferfish9045 I mean it was his wife

    • @fajars4078
      @fajars4078 5 years ago +109

      @epicfilms4life507 I think Some people don't understand the true definition of SIMP

    • @lisxnthm9807
      @lisxnthm9807 5 years ago +4

      Bro "pretty cool right, I'm in crippling debt" got me

  • @vorcefulsynce243
    @vorcefulsynce243 5 years ago +6357

    *"because personally I build mine with 50"*
    The biggest god damn flex I have ever seen.

  • @SandHCubing
    @SandHCubing 6 months ago +2

    “Moyang” is diabolical 😭

  • @joeledenring
    @joeledenring 5 years ago +6132

    Casually carrying a full stack of Obsidian with me.

    • @surfbird2494
      @surfbird2494 5 years ago +77

      Its very common bro.. What are you doin?

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 5 years ago +8

      Same

    • @hxshtvs8529
      @hxshtvs8529 5 years ago +37

      One stack pfffft nah bruh a whole Shulker box

    • @PasqualleTheRat
      @PasqualleTheRat 5 years ago +16

      A stack of Obsidian? THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS...Lol serious though with quarantine I had so much time to kill XD

    • @chickenwings6745
      @chickenwings6745 5 years ago +2

      @surfbird2494 hehehehhe

  • @andresrojas03
    @andresrojas03 4 years ago +2321

    5:34 I love how the box he made to protect the portal served the sole purpose of not letting him in

    • @DPS_765
      @DPS_765 4 years ago

      DON'T OH NOE ! I READ IT!!! AM I GONNA DIE ??! SOMEONE HELP!!!
      📣📣DON'T READ THIS ⬇️🤪🤪😱😱😢😢
      hello mother f*cker, see ya in the hell b*tch.

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 4 years ago +36

      DON'T it’s so fucking pixelated I literally can’t read it

    • @zephiiyros
      @zephiiyros 4 years ago +28

      ​@AJOlaks it's a bot, don't reply, just report as spam and move on.

    • @theairisamagician830
      @theairisamagician830 3 years ago +3

      DON'T ok

    • @hassanzahraoui1968
      @hassanzahraoui1968 3 years ago +3

      DON'T im reading diesel road dhar mann syrup

  • @Casual_Tryhard21
    @Casual_Tryhard21 5 years ago +2185

    Ever noticed how satisfying it is to listen to hundreds of blocks being broken at a really fast speed?

  • @DrizzledCake
    @DrizzledCake 4 months ago +7

    2:59 “yo dude where’s all the obsidia-WHAT THE FUUUUC-“

  • @CallMeRavenZYT
    @CallMeRavenZYT 3 years ago +3592

    The moment he said "Could use a panic shelter right now"just was hilarious

  • @flawlesspiner1674
    @flawlesspiner1674 5 years ago +6005

    "Let's play Minecraft the way Mojang wants us to"
    *[digs straight down]*

  • @Oculisolaris
    @Oculisolaris 5 years ago +7265

    Jeb: Does something cool for his wife because he loves her
    The community: *SIMP*

    • @ashantihendley811
      @ashantihendley811 5 years ago +169

      People do be like that lol

    • @petermarais4168
      @petermarais4168 5 years ago +400

      Cute story: exist
      People: simp

    • @eyaacoub8279
      @eyaacoub8279 5 years ago +373

      @petermarais4168 people who say simp are sad as fuck

    • @Heisenvald
      @Heisenvald 5 years ago +112

      That's not even the definition of simp🤦‍♂️

    • @foxceles
      @foxceles 5 years ago +181

      I mean, He's married to her so how's he a simp? lol

  • @nikslimeYTVR
    @nikslimeYTVR 3 months ago +5

    3:00 14, unlike a barbarian.
    - Greg

  • @diobrando7774
    @diobrando7774 5 years ago +3373

    Book: Recommends diamond armour for nether
    Speedrunners: Shield take it or leave it

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson 5 years ago +14

      Didnt think id see you here

    • @ManusiaKagakRusuh
      @ManusiaKagakRusuh 5 years ago +70

      Boomer Speedrunner: Shield? Heh! Back in my days bla bla bla

    • @hoyestoyarte
      @hoyestoyarte 5 years ago +49

      "Stick, take it or leave it".

    • @gypeegonzales518
      @gypeegonzales518 5 years ago +23

      Boomer: back in the days i use sword to block attacks but today we use shield

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson 5 years ago +20

      @gypeegonzales518 ngl i miss the old combat system even if its old

  • @TolumniaMC
    @TolumniaMC 4 years ago +8530

    I’ve always wondered what goes through people’s mind when they craft a full set of wooden tools. I guess they studied the official guides before playing.

    • @tiers9385
      @tiers9385 4 years ago +256

      I do it because my first day or two I use making my base. I also have horrible luck with iron when I do get stone tools.
      Yeah, Im a noob, lets gooooooo.

    • @knox9739
      @knox9739 4 years ago +54

      @tiers9385 my worst one is that i will never find any diamond in mcpe...

    • @uncleslumbago7594
      @uncleslumbago7594 4 years ago +42

      I usually jus make an axe and a pickaxe when I start then use them for fuel once I have stone

    • @derek_56
      @derek_56 4 years ago +1

      @knox9739 Look at Y=11, or -51

    • @knox9739
      @knox9739 4 years ago +1

      @derek_56 does its still working in latest update since i already delete it

  • @koolsteins
    @koolsteins 5 years ago +5502

    Lesson in this video: Snowballs are a lot more useful than I previously thought.

    • @jamesthetoyreviewer3333
      @jamesthetoyreviewer3333 5 years ago +27

      You looking kind of sus

    • @koolsteins
      @koolsteins 5 years ago +29

      @jamesthetoyreviewer3333 ?

    • @Pavy01
      @Pavy01 5 years ago +124

      @jamesthetoyreviewer3333 don’t ever call a man sus for liking snowballs!! He just doesn’t know that he’s into guys yet

    • @Abdi_Akhmet
      @Abdi_Akhmet 5 years ago +65

      I didn't even know that snowballs can easily kill the blazes in my entire 6 year experience

    • @120Orion
      @120Orion 5 years ago +7

      It's at 420 no one else like this comment

  • @Mils-j6j
    @Mils-j6j Year ago +3

    "First things first,we gotta take out the towers"💀💀💀💀

  • @texnie
    @texnie 5 years ago +4344

    Someone: So, how long have you been playing mc?
    Me: Uh, almost 9 years
    Them: So you’ve beaten the ender dragon?
    Me: Uh... bout that-

  • @DiamondDepthYT
    @DiamondDepthYT 5 years ago +6587

    When he was dying to endermen in the End, I was screaming "USE THE WATER BUCKER. USE. THE. WATER. BUCKET!"

    • @Booeyb800
      @Booeyb800 5 years ago +40

      You can't place water in the nether

    • @myroncastiano
      @myroncastiano 5 years ago +588

      @Booeyb800 they said in the end

    • @ibrasome4492
      @ibrasome4492 5 years ago +247

      @Booeyb800 Read the comment again.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 5 years ago +412

      the guide didnt tell him to do that so he couldnt have known lol

    • @nathankellogg2640
      @nathankellogg2640 5 years ago +71

      Also applies for the several times he caught on fire after blowing up beds.

  • @SuitAndTieMan
    @SuitAndTieMan 4 years ago +2648

    I love how he throws a load of snowballs, and doesn't get a single tower, but when he throws one he gets the crystals.

  • @MistarAroj
    @MistarAroj 9 months ago +22

    The editing is top-tier. Seriously impressive

  • @saintérblx
    @saintérblx 5 years ago +2630

    "There's a realistic chance the ender dragon will kill me yea not me tho cuz im built different" then proceeds to die

    • @mikazukihaku1505
      @mikazukihaku1505 5 years ago +8

      well saying that is death flag lol

    • @Renikee
      @Renikee 5 years ago +3

      Your comment has 420 likes
      Noice

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach 5 years ago +1

      @Renikee not anymore

    • @Sussywussy64
      @Sussywussy64 5 years ago +6

      He had water but didint use it it was on purpse

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach 5 years ago

      @Largy Lotts he got knocked up by the dragon and took fall damage so technically the dragon killed him

  • @micahwarkentin3541
    @micahwarkentin3541 4 years ago +2459

    *Normal Gamers:* “Use swords to kill a dragon!”
    *Minecraft Gamers:* “Sleeping is the only way...”

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 4 years ago +17

      is minecraft even good now im a 7 year veteran with the OG handbooks that quit 2 years ago lol..... also why does this video have so many views

    • @sironzhao
      @sironzhao 4 years ago +10

      @LavaCreeperPeople yea it think it’s pretty good, pretty good updates. Also the vid has many views cuz prob beating Mc was a huge trend

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 4 years ago +1

      @sironzhao nice

    • @sironzhao
      @sironzhao 4 years ago +1

      @LavaCreeperPeople lol ty

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 4 years ago +1

      @sironzhao np :)

  • @errorfacility4233
    @errorfacility4233 4 years ago +7933

    “I’m going to get as much wool as I can”
    *slaughters the sheep completely ignoring the shears he crafted earlier*

  • @BaileyIDK
    @BaileyIDK 11 months ago +4

    The algorithm LOVED this 😭😭

  • @BakedPotatoYT1
    @BakedPotatoYT1 5 years ago +2229

    This dude: *"Thinking you know how to play Minecraft?"*
    Me: *"Yes"*
    This dude: *"Well, you don't."*
    Me: *"I don't"*

    • @todaystopicstudio6902
      @todaystopicstudio6902 5 years ago +1

      @charliecartwright491 yeah

    • @hkh8454
      @hkh8454 5 years ago +2

      @charliecartwright491 exactly

    • @twoad7601
      @twoad7601 5 years ago +8

      @charliecartwright491 its a joke, the book has trash guides

    • @alp9173
      @alp9173 5 years ago +2

      my brain hurt reading that

    • @hypernova-gaming-christian5634
      @hypernova-gaming-christian5634 5 years ago +2

      God Bless y’all and God Loves y’all! Don’t ever forget that! Jesus came so that we could have eternal life with God and be saved from our sin and death! If you’re interested in learning more please let me know! God Bless y’all again!

  • @normenopo62X
    @normenopo62X 4 years ago +3791

    Wolf: 8hp
    Bee: 10hp
    Mojang: *This is big brain time*

    • @Wrvrkleh
      @Wrvrkleh 4 years ago +13

      hi

    • @Wrvrkleh
      @Wrvrkleh 4 years ago +25

      I don't play Minecraft but you inspire me

    • @grownman9984
      @grownman9984 4 years ago +180

      @Wrvrkleh how does a comment about higher hp inspire you to play minecraft

    • @Forvennm
      @Forvennm 4 years ago +49

      @grownman9984 cause it doesnt

    • @DarkN25
      @DarkN25 4 years ago +123

      @grownman9984 because bee healthy
      ....get it?
      *i'm sorry.*

  • @Savinski
    @Savinski 3 years ago +1445

    I've noted that the only way to win is to immediately build a dirt tower at spawn. There is no other way.

    • @randomcow505
      @randomcow505 3 years ago +72

      I’ve been playing since beta and oddly enough all them years ago that was the advice my friend gave me, first day, build a big tower back to spawn
      And honestly if your not using cords and back when the world looked more the same everywhere it was a good bit of advice

    • @vl242424
      @vl242424 2 years ago +17

      I mean it does help if your coordinates are off
      (Bad English)

    • @DonnaMarie-dm
      @DonnaMarie-dm 2 years ago +7

      ​@vl242424that's not bad english,that's really good english

    • @vl242424
      @vl242424 2 years ago +3

      @DonnaMarie-dm yay

    • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-
      @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- 2 years ago +2

      Ohh that makes sense as to why I struggled so much

  • @Wyatt991
    @Wyatt991 4 months ago +1

    “Moyang”

  • @bigmuffin05
    @bigmuffin05 5 years ago +3090

    Mojang: We recommend enchanted diamond armor for the nether
    Speed runners: *iron pants take it or leave it*

  • @jaywalt282
    @jaywalt282 5 years ago +2175

    5:26 : “Ok, I’m safe now.”
    Homie my idea of safe isn’t a super long one block cobblestone bridge 😭😭

  • @Jake-mr8fw
    @Jake-mr8fw 4 years ago +3979

    To be fair we all built a huge dirt tower in our old minecraft days, when I used to play in creative I always thought beacons were just a alternative light source.

    • @martinarpon4094
      @martinarpon4094 4 years ago +28

      Same hahahahah

    • @justrosiep5904
      @justrosiep5904 4 years ago +21

      What beacon actually use for???

    • @rrro7580
      @rrro7580 4 years ago +72

      @justrosiep5904 let’s you become god

    • @onyxmorning7764
      @onyxmorning7764 4 years ago +106

      @justrosiep5904 beacons, in put in a 3x3 block of iron/diamond/(emerald?) Will let you have a status buff (depending on the size of the ore block temple) you can have infinite haste, speed, regeneration (in a certain radius). It's pretty useful

    • @wannabeasquid1138
      @wannabeasquid1138 4 years ago +47

      I used to never understood the beacon actual purpose

  • @OldSpiceismyking
    @OldSpiceismyking 4 months ago +2

    If you wear a golden helmet in the nether, the piglens will stop attacking you.

  • @PrimaryCarton51
    @PrimaryCarton51 5 years ago +1790

    "Get as much wool as I can"
    *DOESN'T USE SHEARS*
    Edit 1: Omg thank yall for the likes i didn't expect for this to blow up XD

  • @henrybissland2349
    @henrybissland2349 5 years ago +1538

    “These snowballs aren’t going to help” gets two straight after

  • @emtfg
    @emtfg 3 years ago +7528

    Imagine he finds ancient debris and is like “oh the book doesn’t say to do anything with this, I think it’s best not to mind it.”

  • @williampavlik9734
    @williampavlik9734 10 months ago +2

    4 YEARS

  • @Superphilipp
    @Superphilipp 5 years ago +2584

    "My nether doesn't look like the one in the book."
    Don't worry, your nether is perfectly normal just the way it is.

    • @jerusha4jesus
      @jerusha4jesus 5 years ago +92

      All nethers matter

    • @saint-patrick6475
      @saint-patrick6475 5 years ago +13

      @jerusha4jesus i prefer the original one

    • @xiegos
      @xiegos 5 years ago +2

      @saint-patrick6475 same

    • @Tiishen
      @Tiishen 5 years ago +21

      This is such a terrible joke - I love it.

    • @tipiilegends5482
      @tipiilegends5482 5 years ago +9

      @111-k4z well now we’ll be seeing the new nether for 8 years

  • @ADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    This is so much MORE** entertaining than how I imagined it would be

  • @somerandomobbyist8595
    @somerandomobbyist8595 5 years ago +2226

    “These snowballs aren’t going to work”. *continues using snowballs*

  • @Spooder3
    @Spooder3 9 months ago +9

    6:00 the shears he made at the begining of the video: 👁👄👁

  • @ShinobiRaptor9866
    @ShinobiRaptor9866 5 years ago +1431

    “How to play Minecraft properly”
    Play Minecraft.

  • @sparksgaming1955
    @sparksgaming1955 5 years ago +2040

    *“‘Cause personally I build mine with fifty.”*
    why does this guy not have ten million subs yet?

  • @meloniscurrentlynotalive
    @meloniscurrentlynotalive 5 years ago +2615

    MysteryOre: uses his axe to kill sheep for wool.
    The shears he made: are we a joke to you?

    • @jessy1982
      @jessy1982 5 years ago +70

      Usually, you shear THEN kill for food, since sheering gives more wool.

    • @Froggediah
      @Froggediah 5 years ago +5

      they burnt, didn't they?

    • @jacobcallahan3741
      @jacobcallahan3741 5 years ago +1

      @Wry tho? it isn't even 500

    • @ThunderboltZeke
      @ThunderboltZeke 5 years ago

      I think that they got destroyed when he died for the first time.

    • @itxcloudii1237
      @itxcloudii1237 5 years ago

      Wait am I missing something? It just says read more

  • @DRK-FRV
    @DRK-FRV Month ago +2

    9:45 epic bro

  • @krysmun
    @krysmun 5 years ago +2465

    MysteryOre: Makes Shears
    also MysteryOre: Still kills sheep for their wool instead of Shearing them for more.
    (edit) Wait what- I was only gone for 13 hours, how the hell did I get 1.9K likes-

  • @dutch4260
    @dutch4260 4 years ago +1628

    "I took one for the team for just $39.99"
    *almost 50 million views on video*
    I think it was worth it...

  • @vlatkomacici7528
    @vlatkomacici7528 5 years ago +2066

    Question: "do you build your nether portql with 10 or 14 block of obsidian, cuz I make mine with 50"
    Weird ass flex, but ok

  • @Mattydog13
    @Mattydog13 6 months ago +2

    This aged so well pretty useful now

  • @adotron7275
    @adotron7275 4 years ago +2308

    3:00 gotta respect the time it took to mine 50 obsidian blocks with an unenchanted diamond pickaxe

    • @TienNguyen-yj6fg
      @TienNguyen-yj6fg 4 years ago +9

      True

    • @Jamiteryou
      @Jamiteryou 4 years ago +98

      9.375 x 50 = 468.75 seconds. Thatd how long it took to mine that (7 minutes 48 seconds)

    • @Jamiteryou
      @Jamiteryou 4 years ago +27

      Limeify thats like 5 seconds more

    • @kendricklamaristhegreatest
      @kendricklamaristhegreatest 4 years ago +43

      Limeify he also could have went into creative and just slid it into his inventory

    • @sh3llyf1sh
      @sh3llyf1sh 4 years ago +21

      @kendricklamaristhegreatest Well, If you pause at 5:42 you can see the chat and there is nothing saying he changed or idk. This man could be just wasting his time for the obsidian and I love that haha
      Edit : I have Bedrock edition (sucks) and idk how Java works 💀

  • @beebod5008
    @beebod5008 5 years ago +1777

    Mojang: Enchanted diamond armor is a must before entering the nether
    Speed runners: No I don’t think I will.

    • @aether8634
      @aether8634 5 years ago +29

      Dream in his videos sometimes wasn't wearing any armor into the nether while me need a week until I can get into the nether....

    • @vortexsupernovapersonal7801
      @vortexsupernovapersonal7801 5 years ago +6

      Not speedrunning, but I only wear one piece of gold armor for the piglins when I get to nether because I think thats enuff lol

    • @whimsyspopit
      @whimsyspopit 5 years ago +14

      Most people only need iron armour and speedrunners need even less, so the fact that this guy failed _with enchanted diamond armour_ is just amusing.

    • @tradeka4206
      @tradeka4206 5 years ago +6

      @whimsyspopit a shield is all you really need if you’re actually decent at the game

    • @muhammadariadi7408
      @muhammadariadi7408 5 years ago +1

      Illumina be like :

  • @vitamins6611
    @vitamins6611 5 years ago +1506

    What he's trying to get across:
    Snowballs is the answer to everything

  • @bonkgod
    @bonkgod 3 months ago +1

    bro says "mo-yang" 😭😭

  • @planepizzazebra7639
    @planepizzazebra7639 5 years ago +1802

    I like how he ended off his RUclips career by beating Minecraft

  • @friendocomprendo
    @friendocomprendo 4 years ago +2138

    It sounds so satisfying when he speeds up the mining/etc.

  • @okbutjikook
    @okbutjikook 5 years ago +2699

    I’ve lived my entire life without knowing that Mojang is pronounced “Moyang”, my life is a lie.

    • @chillpill_206
      @chillpill_206 5 years ago +56

      Omg soo true I realised it was more like jalapeño and Jose buy with a y??

    • @TobbyDogg
      @TobbyDogg 5 years ago +4

      @chillpill_206 like a Janet

    • @coffee593
      @coffee593 5 years ago +109

      I’ve been pronouncing it Moyang as a joke only to find out I’m saying it right

    • @hamadalsalemx
      @hamadalsalemx 5 years ago +6

      @coffee593 Now do the opposite!

    • @pvppyslop
      @pvppyslop 5 years ago +11

      wtf how else would anybody pronounce it

  • @JHMdefense
    @JHMdefense 3 months ago +4

    7:50 sounds crazy out of context

  • @Maxel53
    @Maxel53 3 years ago +3837

    I'm kind of ashamed but proud that as I child I used to play like the Mojang guides unironically, Pillar at spawnpoint was a must, crafting a bed instantly, getting full diamond before nether, building a shelter around the portal, etc.

    • @AtrociousAK47
      @AtrociousAK47 3 years ago +165

      i also had the guides, but they were much older versions that ended at "the horse update" from 2013. even then I mostly used it for help with remembering the manual grid recipes that were exclusive to the pc version and absent from console and pocket editions (which used a simpler recipe book style system, similar to terraria), as an alternative to having the wiki open in my browser or on another device

    • @Spaghetti742
      @Spaghetti742 3 years ago +86

      bro the bed is the first thing i try to get bcuz on my minecraft i can NEVER find sheep

    • @Kalani_Saiko
      @Kalani_Saiko 3 years ago +25

      @AtrociousAK47 We had those older guides but ended up getting newer ones later. Honestly, I mainly used them for cool build ideas

    • @dalishbunnybun
      @dalishbunnybun 3 years ago +29

      "ashamed and proud" well that's an oxymoron I won't forget anytime soon..

    • @smallpotato5445
      @smallpotato5445 3 years ago +10

      i think it’s a cute kid thing and is nothing to be ashamed of

  • @christinaelwood7052
    @christinaelwood7052 5 years ago +954

    "I'm going to grab lots of wool for a lot of beds,"
    He said killing the sheep when he had a pair of shears.

  • @IvanChillin420
    @IvanChillin420 2 months ago +1

    0:04 Moyang

  • @isnorathenerd4408
    @isnorathenerd4408 5 years ago +1869

    My fav part is the:
    “Do you guys use 10 or 14 blocks to make your portal? Because personally I build mine with 50”
    Lol-

  • @TooLateForIeago
    @TooLateForIeago 4 years ago +5769

    I feel like the guide could have told the player about using a jack-o-lantern to protect themselves from drawing the endermens' anger in The End.

    • @spacefarers6960
      @spacefarers6960 4 years ago +381

      idk if ur being sarcastic but it literally tell you to prepare pumpkin at 7:30

    • @ritwikgossain
      @ritwikgossain 4 years ago +177

      Enchant it with binding for best results

    • @querela92
      @querela92 4 years ago +37

      Or water bucket to de-aggro?

    • @erik_chem
      @erik_chem 4 years ago +31

      DON'T wow and what if i did.

    • @GulibleKarma20
      @GulibleKarma20 4 years ago +4

      seriously, your vision when you have a pumpkin on is shit

  • @kratos6412
    @kratos6412 5 years ago +1456

    this guy’s mining and killing montages remind me of howtobasic

  • @tencry
    @tencry 6 months ago +2

    this is in the hall of fame of Minecraft videos

  • @Z3nst3rr
    @Z3nst3rr 5 years ago +841

    *"But not me though, I'm built different"*

  • @lummy3180
    @lummy3180 5 years ago +5836

    “Because I personally use 50 obsidian”
    Weird flex but ok.

  • @izaaniqbal09
    @izaaniqbal09 5 years ago +910

    Someone needs to do a speed run but do the official Mojang steps. That’ll be fun to watch.

  • @VenomHouse
    @VenomHouse 3 months ago +3

    And the universe said I love you

  • @starcoin5653
    @starcoin5653 5 years ago +984

    “I’m gonna go get some more wool from sheep.”
    *Kills the sheep without using the shears*

  • @asiangaming8409
    @asiangaming8409 5 years ago +1885

    "wither skeletons are the most scarist mobs, change my mind" by mysteryOre
    "The Warden"

    • @Terrian-v4k
      @Terrian-v4k 5 years ago +17

      It's hard to argue with his assessment

    • @asiangaming8409
      @asiangaming8409 5 years ago +26

      @Terrian-v4k wither skeleton, tall, black, has a stone sword, just looks like a buff skeleton with a sword

    • @VKAG
      @VKAG 5 years ago +10

      @asiangaming8409 they’re fast and give you the wither effect

    • @breadman0512
      @breadman0512 5 years ago +5

      *M̷͇̞̗̙̮͉̳̝̔́̋̋̊̆̿̚E̵̢̤̥͔̥͎̥͖͒͒̿̌͒̒̍̋́̆̂͆͊̏̐*

    • @kurtronqx7135
      @kurtronqx7135 5 years ago +13

      @VKAG lots of ways not to die. The Warden is pretty much just a big nope unless you can nerd pole in time

  • @bvlissy6809
    @bvlissy6809 5 years ago +1528

    When he was at the nether:
    “The guide Book? I don’t need the guide book”
    *gets attacked by different kinds of mobs*
    “I should’ve listened to the Book”

    • @oliver-04
      @oliver-04 5 years ago +12

      Well the book doesnt tell us about the new mobs

    • @thisguy8212
      @thisguy8212 5 years ago +12

      @oliver-04 it told us how to stay relatively safe tho

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 5 years ago

      All you had to do was reading this book

    • @aramvdb
      @aramvdb 5 years ago +3

      Yes, we watched the video too. No need to repeat a scene in words.

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 5 years ago

      wow you watched the video how amazing

  • @Lincolnisagamer
    @Lincolnisagamer 10 months ago +4

    He says moyang not mojang

  • @thiccyboi8801
    @thiccyboi8801 5 years ago +1424

    "because personally I build mine with 50" had me DEAD

  • @bigal2566
    @bigal2566 5 years ago +2754

    Mysteryore: "Do you build your nether portal with 10 or 14 blocks?"
    Me, with my buckets of lava and water: Ya'll are using obsidian?"

  • @fisheyeball5004
    @fisheyeball5004 5 years ago +1153

    why isn't anybody talking about how satisfying the minding montage clips were?
    Edit: All the montages were satisfying