Beating Minecraft the Way Mojang Intended It

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @attackcow7088
    @attackcow7088 4 года назад +118865

    “We’re finally ready to go to the nether, Mojang recommends first a full set of Netherite Armor”

    • @fayethabit1901
      @fayethabit1901 4 года назад +4502

      A C U R A T E

    • @butterberri1440
      @butterberri1440 4 года назад +6253

      But don’t u... get netheright.....from the NETHER

    • @nicknelson4161
      @nicknelson4161 4 года назад +5133

      @@butterberri1440 cant understand what you mean cus of that spelling

    • @gujju_cousins8550
      @gujju_cousins8550 4 года назад +3594

      @@butterberri1440 that’s the point lol

    • @alaraizz
      @alaraizz 4 года назад +2942

      @@butterberri1440 ah yes the entire joke I wouldn’t have known yes.

  • @NoodleProductions
    @NoodleProductions 4 года назад +11858

    “Beating Minecraft the way Mojang intended it”
    Digs straight down

  • @warrenkeystone5195
    @warrenkeystone5195 4 года назад +7780

    *Literally has shears*
    "I'm gonna need a lot more wool for the beds"
    *axes all the sheep*

  • @antivada
    @antivada 5 месяцев назад +306

    you and ur editing of this video- switching to the constant shrieks of the mobs dying made me smile. thank you.

  • @Hydro_74
    @Hydro_74 4 года назад +6258

    Unknowingly, he broke the #1 rule in the guide book:
    Never dig straight down

    • @fracturedmarigold4761
      @fracturedmarigold4761 4 года назад +25

      Theres no rule book for minecraft

    • @user-ec6ue8jy7p
      @user-ec6ue8jy7p 4 года назад +120

      @@fracturedmarigold4761 yes you dont

    • @user-ec6ue8jy7p
      @user-ec6ue8jy7p 4 года назад +31

      @@fracturedmarigold4761 also not to be mean xD but to help your dictionary...
      Lying*

    • @blubettle1191
      @blubettle1191 4 года назад +32

      @@fracturedmarigold4761 that’s something a criminal would say, you digged straight down didn’t you?

    • @williamfreeman8046
      @williamfreeman8046 4 года назад +11

      I dig straight down all the time. 🤷‍♂️

  • @skone3791
    @skone3791 4 года назад +4138

    Breaking the end crystals: “These snowballs aren’t going to work”
    **proceeds to take out half the end crystals with the snowballs**

    • @zaowu9666
      @zaowu9666 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @Goatedpal2
      @Goatedpal2 4 года назад +8

      Moyang is strange

    • @maskboy2743
      @maskboy2743 4 года назад +5

      i got ur comment to 222 likes but ruined the 2 replies

    • @zekorilair8904
      @zekorilair8904 4 года назад +2

      @@maskboy2743 There's 1.333k likes and 3 comments

    • @maskboy2743
      @maskboy2743 4 года назад

      @@zekorilair8904 my comment was like 1 day ago,

  • @miquelsomething
    @miquelsomething 4 года назад +19719

    Me: starts a new survival world and gather wood first
    Minecraft: that isnt how you supposed to play the game

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 4 года назад +131

      800th liker and first replier
      wHo CArEs

    • @beolith
      @beolith 4 года назад +71

      849th liker and second replier. WHO cares

    • @WEARY_Music
      @WEARY_Music 4 года назад +63

      873th liker and 3rd replier
      Break the chain and you’re going to hell

    • @WEARY_Music
      @WEARY_Music 4 года назад +47

      @@teambroskigaming congratulations you have a vip ticket to hell...
      HELL NO

    • @multicarwrmboklan774
      @multicarwrmboklan774 4 года назад +11

      @@WEARY_Musichell yeah

  • @DarkzOver
    @DarkzOver 6 месяцев назад +67

    Nice gameplay, you actually motivated me to go beat the ender dragon myself too, which i actually never did. And i think i can even use this gameplay video to get my friend to play Minecraft. Thanks for that bro

    • @Alex-qf2lb
      @Alex-qf2lb 9 дней назад +2

      I too just beat it in survival for the 1st time (awesomely at midnight of the new year) - I took sand to the End and used it to climb up and down each tower to put out the flames, then tunneled into the dragon area with one layer of blocks over my head. The dragon then was sensing me, and tried to attack the ground. I was able to invincibly deplete it's full health as its wings glitched through my tunnel every few seconds. Then I had to pop out and hit it once with my sword for the final blow. I only used unenchanted iron gear and sand.

  • @galamou4462
    @galamou4462 4 года назад +12909

    Him: running from the endermans
    The bucket of water in his inventory:
    ...

    • @sampletext9338
      @sampletext9338 4 года назад +178

      U can't use water in the nether I think

    • @edenvb3896
      @edenvb3896 4 года назад +295

      @@sampletext9338 you can't

    • @edenvb3896
      @edenvb3896 4 года назад +867

      @@sampletext9338 but he's talking about in the end, which you can

    • @tiosevenstars
      @tiosevenstars 4 года назад +284

      Bucket of water is the best weapon, pour it on flat land and push any mob back. Its even more a treat with depth strider boots to gain advantage in maneuverability

    • @flameoguy
      @flameoguy 4 года назад +93

      The axe right next to his obsidian:

  • @gastonvalla7015
    @gastonvalla7015 4 года назад +6392

    I love how he just cut every moment in that he breaks an iron block to make the sound more satisfying

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 4 года назад +18

      No he just sped it up, not cut it

    • @death5823
      @death5823 4 года назад +130

      @@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 he did both

    • @robertedwards1028
      @robertedwards1028 4 года назад +50

      The enderman slaying cuts were enjoyable as well @ 4:03

    • @bryang.8413
      @bryang.8413 4 года назад +5

      @@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 yeah he did both

    • @Bonsai2680
      @Bonsai2680 4 года назад +2

      Welyn also does this with his rust videos

  • @FM-ny6cn
    @FM-ny6cn 4 года назад +11560

    "Mojang, how can I beat your game?"
    "Lets start with a tower of dirt..."

    • @shazamxplays1466
      @shazamxplays1466 4 года назад +283

      @@fastkat4780 did you really just self promo on a Minecraft video.... sad

    • @miso-ge1gz
      @miso-ge1gz 4 года назад +76

      i actually used to do that on xbox 360 edition i kept getting lost

    • @delysuu
      @delysuu 4 года назад +63

      @@fastkat4780
      Is this really how you wanna spend your life

    • @Vincent-if9tx
      @Vincent-if9tx 4 года назад +27

      M O H J A N G

    • @Gakvu
      @Gakvu 4 года назад +16

      @@Vincent-if9tx mehajng

  • @robertwolfgan
    @robertwolfgan 3 месяца назад +24

    If anything, I admire his take on losing. He's probably in the top 10 of calmest and best behaviors and laughing it off with fun and a giddy heart people I've seen. Especially that time he was so close to beating the dragon. Just for that I'll ignore everything else I didn't like, because you're cool like that.

    • @chrisffs2
      @chrisffs2 Месяц назад +1

      bros a bit late

    • @nessstarries6204
      @nessstarries6204 4 дня назад +2

      ​@@chrisffs2so are you 💀

    • @chrisffs2
      @chrisffs2 3 дня назад +1

      @@nessstarries6204 so are you 💀 but i watched it when it was released so

    • @nessstarries6204
      @nessstarries6204 2 дня назад +1

      @@chrisffs2 oh yeah me too

  • @stonksagent9040
    @stonksagent9040 4 года назад +18144

    Me: punches tree
    Mojang: *"what are you, an idiot?"*

  • @Wavefire_
    @Wavefire_ 4 года назад +77268

    I like how he just casually uses obsidian as a building block.

    • @davidsamuel7980
      @davidsamuel7980 4 года назад +3237

      pretty savage, ngl

    • @k7x243
      @k7x243 4 года назад +764

      @Nightmare Blaze shame on you

    • @CoreLocus
      @CoreLocus 4 года назад +788

      This is just daily life on 2b2t

    • @Dragonosus
      @Dragonosus 4 года назад +92

      Oof I wanted to see if the outro (closed captions) of defeating the dragon was different

    • @IVELLSoCOLD
      @IVELLSoCOLD 4 года назад +33

      @Nightmare Blaze Shame on you

  • @amadeusasimov1364
    @amadeusasimov1364 3 года назад +6194

    Meanwhile, I'm over here cultivating a farm and raising live stock in-game for a real life month, just for funsies.

    • @iseeyou2854
      @iseeyou2854 3 года назад +226

      This is me everytime I tried to beat the game, I've never succeed because of this

    • @angina50
      @angina50 3 года назад +99

      @@iseeyou2854 tbh sjins farm changed my perspective on completing the game, I just make huge farms and fields now, occasionally mine but for the most part just put SEUS and realistic textures on and look at the fields sprawling into the distance.

    • @aprilupchurch9395
      @aprilupchurch9395 3 года назад +4

      @Amadeus Asimov what you growing?

    • @treble8921
      @treble8921 3 года назад +27

      Ever tried Stardew Valley? It’s pretty good

    • @beaverchicken
      @beaverchicken 3 года назад +96

      @@iseeyou2854 Everytime I start a world I'm like "Okay we finna finally beat the game quickly here" then 3 months later I have a nice village and huge ass farm, just taking care of crops and animals lmao

  • @Jayshiver
    @Jayshiver 3 месяца назад +11

    Seeing that I usually end up losing everything when I go to the nether and give up that playthrough, the books’ strategy for it is actually pretty sound advice

  • @diobrando7774
    @diobrando7774 4 года назад +3112

    Book: Recommends diamond armour for nether
    Speedrunners: Shield take it or leave it

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson 4 года назад +14

      Didnt think id see you here

    • @ManusiaKagakRusuh
      @ManusiaKagakRusuh 4 года назад +60

      Boomer Speedrunner: Shield? Heh! Back in my days bla bla bla

    • @alejoqc9540
      @alejoqc9540 4 года назад +42

      "Stick, take it or leave it".

    • @gypeegonzales518
      @gypeegonzales518 4 года назад +18

      Boomer: back in the days i use sword to block attacks but today we use shield

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson 4 года назад +20

      @@gypeegonzales518 ngl i miss the old combat system even if its old

  • @nuggethut9482
    @nuggethut9482 3 года назад +45444

    After watching this, I realized how much Mojang must hate speed runners

    • @puddin6029
      @puddin6029 3 года назад +3576

      No wonder they made neather fortresses hard to find

    • @XYRXFR2
      @XYRXFR2 3 года назад +260

      Bruh

    • @timmgraf0924
      @timmgraf0924 3 года назад +185

      @@XYRXFR2 bruh?

    • @gutzu265
      @gutzu265 3 года назад +142

      @@timmgraf0924 bruuuuuuh

    • @BienvenidoJrLugtu
      @BienvenidoJrLugtu 3 года назад +492

      @Dhruv wrong. Dream is where you sleep and dream about something realistic. Or,
      Dream - the 2nd fastest speed runner in minecraft
      The 1st is SHITASS

  • @vorcefulsynce243
    @vorcefulsynce243 4 года назад +6201

    *"because personally I build mine with 50"*
    The biggest god damn flex I have ever seen.

  • @MrWolfiePlayz723
    @MrWolfiePlayz723 5 месяцев назад +443

    The fact he visited every nether biome before finding a fortress or bastion is just insane
    (Holy macaroni that's quite a few likes on my standards)

    • @nacomendez
      @nacomendez 2 месяца назад +12

      bastions elude players I'm sure of that, I've spent DAYS looking for one

    • @renenelife3101
      @renenelife3101 2 месяца назад +6

      Sounds like my nether realm 🙄

    • @Distophic
      @Distophic Месяц назад +5

      That's just how shit goes sometimes

    • @FarBerry
      @FarBerry Месяц назад +3

      that happens to me every time

    • @-wk9bz
      @-wk9bz Месяц назад

      Me to

  • @itsthebluspy5890
    @itsthebluspy5890 4 года назад +27381

    The only reason why he won was because of the dirt pillar at spawn. If he didn't have that dirt pillar at spawn he would have been screwed.

    • @noobish
      @noobish 4 года назад +372

      finally a funny yt comment
      nice man

    • @raindrop650
      @raindrop650 4 года назад +55

      Lol

    • @RCDEsiempre1929
      @RCDEsiempre1929 4 года назад +935

      yeah ive been stuck on the ender dragon for 8 months and now i just figured out that i didn’t put the dirt pillar at spawn so i was doomed from the beginning

    • @Carbonn_
      @Carbonn_ 4 года назад +24

      *BLOODY SPYYYYY!!!!*

    • @flibbertigibbetcatawampus8034
      @flibbertigibbetcatawampus8034 4 года назад +221

      Wait, no. The only reason he REALLY beat Minecraft is the 50 block nether portal

  • @tomrabbani
    @tomrabbani 2 года назад +12905

    I love how he made the shears, apologised for not using them, and continued to not use them

    • @anderto4
      @anderto4 2 года назад +60

      based

    • @Doov012
      @Doov012 2 года назад +32

      dude I was wondering that as well

    • @privatechannel1272
      @privatechannel1272 Год назад +64

      I think Mojang said to put pumpkins on your head when fighting the Ender Dragon..

    • @garvin_28
      @garvin_28 Год назад +16

      @@privatechannel1272so that enderman don’t attack u

    • @jeremiahgash1450
      @jeremiahgash1450 Год назад +2

      YOURS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂

  • @flawlesspiner1674
    @flawlesspiner1674 4 года назад +5933

    "Let's play Minecraft the way Mojang wants us to"
    *[digs straight down]*

  • @long_strong8843
    @long_strong8843 20 дней назад +10

    6:05 I liked that furnace sound

    • @millionre
      @millionre 12 дней назад +1

      I like your mom

  • @joelheinze7847
    @joelheinze7847 4 года назад +6025

    Casually carrying a full stack of Obsidian with me.

    • @surfbird2494
      @surfbird2494 4 года назад +77

      Its very common bro.. What are you doin?

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 4 года назад +8

      Same

    • @hxshtvs8529
      @hxshtvs8529 4 года назад +37

      One stack pfffft nah bruh a whole Shulker box

    • @PasqualleTheRat
      @PasqualleTheRat 4 года назад +16

      A stack of Obsidian? THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS...Lol serious though with quarantine I had so much time to kill XD

    • @chickenwings6745
      @chickenwings6745 4 года назад +2

      @@surfbird2494 hehehehhe

  • @kingstongames-zw4sf
    @kingstongames-zw4sf 4 года назад +3817

    "sorry we didn't have the shears earlier mamma sheep"
    *5 mins later goes on rampage killing more sheep he could have sheered*

  • @bigmuffin05
    @bigmuffin05 4 года назад +2923

    Mojang: We recommend enchanted diamond armor for the nether
    Speed runners: *iron pants take it or leave it*

    • @josiahbasas9108
      @josiahbasas9108 4 года назад +15

      LOL

    • @user-tu2ch8nu3u
      @user-tu2ch8nu3u 4 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/Xox3mD_N4QA/видео.html )

    • @stickdav6484
      @stickdav6484 4 года назад +95

      My speedrun was 1 year 4 months 27 day 54 minutes, currently still going.

    • @courtlazy7422
      @courtlazy7422 4 года назад +33

      @@stickdav6484 mine is 1 decade still going

    • @elenessdark2810
      @elenessdark2810 4 года назад +2

      @John's tackle box wow that is fast

  • @iaman-thony
    @iaman-thony 2 месяца назад +18

    7:35 My ears enjoyed this

  • @DiamondDepthYT
    @DiamondDepthYT 4 года назад +6403

    When he was dying to endermen in the End, I was screaming "USE THE WATER BUCKER. USE. THE. WATER. BUCKET!"

    • @Booeyb800
      @Booeyb800 4 года назад +37

      You can't place water in the nether

    • @myroncastiano
      @myroncastiano 4 года назад +563

      @@Booeyb800 they said in the end

    • @ibrasome4492
      @ibrasome4492 4 года назад +236

      @@Booeyb800 Read the comment again.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 4 года назад +392

      the guide didnt tell him to do that so he couldnt have known lol

    • @nathankellogg2640
      @nathankellogg2640 4 года назад +68

      Also applies for the several times he caught on fire after blowing up beds.

  • @QuestionableObject
    @QuestionableObject 4 года назад +2038

    "Kill me kill me kill me."
    Ghast: "Bruh I'm trying just stop jumping around so much."

  • @errorfacility4233
    @errorfacility4233 3 года назад +7923

    “I’m going to get as much wool as I can”
    *slaughters the sheep completely ignoring the shears he crafted earlier*

  • @caden9829
    @caden9829 Месяц назад +14

    7:51 “First things first let’s take out these towers” I’m literally dying and he wasn’t even making a joke 🤣🤣🤣

  • @samarter7863
    @samarter7863 4 года назад +4970

    “Added polar bears because his wife liked them”
    Underrated. Love it.

    • @digiorno5600
      @digiorno5600 4 года назад +82

      I agree, that is very cute.

    • @pufferfish9045
      @pufferfish9045 4 года назад +11

      Jeb is a *S I M P*

    • @epicfilms4life507
      @epicfilms4life507 4 года назад +79

      @@pufferfish9045 I mean it was his wife

    • @fajars4078
      @fajars4078 4 года назад +108

      @@epicfilms4life507 I think Some people don't understand the true definition of SIMP

    • @lisxnthm9807
      @lisxnthm9807 4 года назад +4

      Bro "pretty cool right, I'm in crippling debt" got me

  • @andresrojas03
    @andresrojas03 2 года назад +2146

    5:34 I love how the box he made to protect the portal served the sole purpose of not letting him in

    • @DPS_765
      @DPS_765 2 года назад

      @DON'T OH NOE ! I READ IT!!! AM I GONNA DIE ??! SOMEONE HELP!!!
      📣📣DON'T READ THIS ⬇️🤪🤪😱😱😢😢
      hello mother f*cker, see ya in the hell b*tch.

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 2 года назад +35

      @DON'T it’s so fucking pixelated I literally can’t read it

    • @zephiiyros
      @zephiiyros 2 года назад +26

      ​@@AJOlaks it's a bot, don't reply, just report as spam and move on.

    • @theairisamagician830
      @theairisamagician830 2 года назад +3

      @DON'T ok

    • @hassanzahraoui1968
      @hassanzahraoui1968 2 года назад +2

      @DON'T im reading diesel road dhar mann syrup

  • @commanderrt1874
    @commanderrt1874 4 года назад +4264

    "for how much ive played minecraft ive never legitimately beaten the game"
    Same...

    • @coolestdude244
      @coolestdude244 4 года назад +160

      i always get bored and go in creative

    • @catmasterlegendary
      @catmasterlegendary 4 года назад +75

      i beated the game not 2 times, not 3 times, not 4 times
      but 1 time ._.

    • @zbaihu
      @zbaihu 4 года назад +55

      Yeah idk why but I always deck out all of my gear and then just never go to the end

    • @asherblush1704
      @asherblush1704 4 года назад +7

      I’ve beaten the game like 10 times legitimately what is so hard about it

    • @elflordyt6830
      @elflordyt6830 4 года назад +8

      Same ... i get stuck in nostalgia

  • @ewolyou
    @ewolyou 2 месяца назад +4

    The "oh gosh bit is really funny I laughed at it. Panic shelter really worked! 5:08

  • @MulaR6
    @MulaR6 4 года назад +2590

    "There's a realistic chance the ender dragon will kill me yea not me tho cuz im built different" then proceeds to die

    • @mikazukihaku1505
      @mikazukihaku1505 4 года назад +7

      well saying that is death flag lol

    • @Renikee
      @Renikee 4 года назад +3

      Your comment has 420 likes
      Noice

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach 4 года назад +1

      @@Renikee not anymore

    • @Sussywussy64
      @Sussywussy64 4 года назад +4

      He had water but didint use it it was on purpse

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach 4 года назад

      @Largy Lotts he got knocked up by the dragon and took fall damage so technically the dragon killed him

  • @bigal2566
    @bigal2566 4 года назад +2758

    Mysteryore: "Do you build your nether portal with 10 or 14 blocks?"
    Me, with my buckets of lava and water: Ya'll are using obsidian?"

  • @ohwhy9362
    @ohwhy9362 4 года назад +103430

    I like how Mojang knows how to beat their own game worse than most players.
    Edit: jeez so many people don't get I'm joking. Ik Mojang is spelled with a j (though I didn't know it was actually pronounced as a y) I see it every time I load up an instance of Minecraft.

    • @LegatusMortis
      @LegatusMortis 4 года назад +3410

      @Oh Why That’s how it’s pronounced but it’s spelled Mojang

    • @totaldan99
      @totaldan99 4 года назад +2348

      Thats pretty much universal since the people who play it dissect it. Hence why scientists are scientists and not scientific technicians

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 4 года назад +536

      Mojang

    • @mrkngturkey6054
      @mrkngturkey6054 4 года назад +482

      Why didn’t you use the shears what a waste in iron it like using a wooden axe to mine diamonds or wood

    • @Gwynn76
      @Gwynn76 4 года назад +221

      Moyang would sound cool.

  • @Xavier-v4k
    @Xavier-v4k 5 месяцев назад +5

    Lol I love ur commentary I can't believe mojang recommends these guides. Keep it ur one heck of a youtuber!!!!! 😂

  • @eternal.vesper
    @eternal.vesper 4 года назад +575

    “Im gonna get as much wool as I can to make beds“
    *proceeds to forget about the shears that he made for a reason*

    • @amemdocremorhenzourielalt5533
      @amemdocremorhenzourielalt5533 4 года назад +6

      @Liam Castañeda shears to shear sheep to get wool

    • @duckbacon1991
      @duckbacon1991 4 года назад

      @Awts Gege You need 3 wool and 3 wooden planks to make a bed

    • @morningrosie3684
      @morningrosie3684 4 года назад +1

      Yeah. That triggered me. He could’ve gotten more wool from the same sheep without death.

    • @HomeSlice4.0
      @HomeSlice4.0 7 месяцев назад

      He needed food too💀

    • @fak3Reality
      @fak3Reality 7 месяцев назад

      @@HomeSlice4.0 shear then kill with axe

  • @koolsteins
    @koolsteins 4 года назад +5438

    Lesson in this video: Snowballs are a lot more useful than I previously thought.

    • @jamesthetoyreviewer3333
      @jamesthetoyreviewer3333 4 года назад +26

      You looking kind of sus

    • @koolsteins
      @koolsteins 4 года назад +28

      @@jamesthetoyreviewer3333 ?

    • @thatch9913
      @thatch9913 4 года назад +120

      @@jamesthetoyreviewer3333 don’t ever call a man sus for liking snowballs!! He just doesn’t know that he’s into guys yet

    • @Abdi_Akhmet
      @Abdi_Akhmet 4 года назад +62

      I didn't even know that snowballs can easily kill the blazes in my entire 6 year experience

    • @120Orion
      @120Orion 4 года назад +6

      It's at 420 no one else like this comment

  • @texnie
    @texnie 4 года назад +4256

    Someone: So, how long have you been playing mc?
    Me: Uh, almost 9 years
    Them: So you’ve beaten the ender dragon?
    Me: Uh... bout that-

  • @Abyss4K
    @Abyss4K 2 месяца назад +16

    1:54 now way the zombie is moon walking

  • @vexorion6577
    @vexorion6577 4 года назад +1852

    "there's a difference between a simp and a good husband"
    -jeb

    • @sandergjevik639
      @sandergjevik639 3 года назад +31

      Thank u finaly some one who gets it

    • @BlastFurnace10
      @BlastFurnace10 3 года назад +7

      And that's true

    • @KingRedR2
      @KingRedR2 3 года назад +8

      @@GETONxYOURKNEES So if your wife murders your entire family and friends you are supposed to simp over her??

    • @mich497
      @mich497 3 года назад +22

      @@KingRedR2 you don't simp for your wife over everything she does

    • @KingRedR2
      @KingRedR2 3 года назад +1

      @@mich497 i don't even have a wife. And I'll be the one taking care of everything btw

  • @normenopo62X
    @normenopo62X 3 года назад +3798

    Wolf: 8hp
    Bee: 10hp
    Mojang: *This is big brain time*

    • @Wrvrkleh
      @Wrvrkleh 3 года назад +13

      hi

    • @Wrvrkleh
      @Wrvrkleh 3 года назад +23

      I don't play Minecraft but you inspire me

    • @grownman9984
      @grownman9984 3 года назад +178

      @@Wrvrkleh how does a comment about higher hp inspire you to play minecraft

    • @Forvennm
      @Forvennm 3 года назад +49

      @@grownman9984 cause it doesnt

    • @DarkN25
      @DarkN25 3 года назад +123

      @@grownman9984 because bee healthy
      ....get it?
      *i'm sorry.*

  • @beebod5008
    @beebod5008 4 года назад +1773

    Mojang: Enchanted diamond armor is a must before entering the nether
    Speed runners: No I don’t think I will.

    • @aether8634
      @aether8634 4 года назад +29

      Dream in his videos sometimes wasn't wearing any armor into the nether while me need a week until I can get into the nether....

    • @vortexsupernovapersonal7801
      @vortexsupernovapersonal7801 4 года назад +6

      Not speedrunning, but I only wear one piece of gold armor for the piglins when I get to nether because I think thats enuff lol

    • @whimsyspopit
      @whimsyspopit 4 года назад +14

      Most people only need iron armour and speedrunners need even less, so the fact that this guy failed _with enchanted diamond armour_ is just amusing.

    • @tradeka4206
      @tradeka4206 4 года назад +6

      @@whimsyspopit a shield is all you really need if you’re actually decent at the game

    • @muhammadariadi7408
      @muhammadariadi7408 4 года назад +1

      Illumina be like :

  • @eugenewes
    @eugenewes 6 месяцев назад +11

    Watching Him play makes me feel like im watching my own gameplay

  • @SpectralLynx724
    @SpectralLynx724 3 года назад +2167

    Ever noticed how satisfying it is to listen to hundreds of blocks being broken at a really fast speed?

  • @meloniscurrentlynotalive
    @meloniscurrentlynotalive 4 года назад +2626

    MysteryOre: uses his axe to kill sheep for wool.
    The shears he made: are we a joke to you?

    • @06dpa
      @06dpa 4 года назад +38

      I think he did it for food as well. Still, good point there.

    • @jessy1982
      @jessy1982 4 года назад +70

      Usually, you shear THEN kill for food, since sheering gives more wool.

    • @Froggediah
      @Froggediah 4 года назад +4

      they burnt, didn't they?

    • @jacobcallahan3741
      @jacobcallahan3741 4 года назад +1

      @Wry tho? it isn't even 500

    • @mattistrashatvideogames6412
      @mattistrashatvideogames6412 4 года назад

      I think that they got destroyed when he died for the first time.

  • @Bully_Biscuit
    @Bully_Biscuit 10 месяцев назад +3887

    Seeing that creeper slowly get pushed by the water into the lava makes me feel a joy I have never felt before

    • @Anthfro
      @Anthfro 8 месяцев назад +77

      Vengeance is a lovely feeling.

    • @someonesomeoneistheone
      @someonesomeoneistheone 7 месяцев назад +31

      I spent 3 hours gathering marterials and building an advanced creeper farm for revenge

    • @motiravaliya2478
      @motiravaliya2478 7 месяцев назад +13

      I didn’t see the water and I thought the creeper backed of cuz it was scared😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Tonybalony76
      @Tonybalony76 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@motiravaliya2478😂😂

    • @DujeKjofna
      @DujeKjofna 6 месяцев назад +2

      True feeling man

  • @SaltSpirits
    @SaltSpirits 4 месяца назад +3

    “Do you build your nether portal with 10 blocks or 14 blocks”
    *laughs in 12*

  • @bvlissy6809
    @bvlissy6809 4 года назад +1525

    When he was at the nether:
    “The guide Book? I don’t need the guide book”
    *gets attacked by different kinds of mobs*
    “I should’ve listened to the Book”

    • @oliver-04
      @oliver-04 4 года назад +12

      Well the book doesnt tell us about the new mobs

    • @thisguy8212
      @thisguy8212 4 года назад +12

      @@oliver-04 it told us how to stay relatively safe tho

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 4 года назад

      All you had to do was reading this book

    • @aranycal
      @aranycal 4 года назад +3

      Yes, we watched the video too. No need to repeat a scene in words.

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 4 года назад

      wow you watched the video how amazing

  • @FatYoshi619
    @FatYoshi619 3 года назад +7281

    I love how this person legit destroyed the healing crystals with freaking snowballs. Beautiful.

    • @blakeuribe4259
      @blakeuribe4259 3 года назад +148

      I always thought when the ender dragon flew by them you shoot them and the explosion damages him xD

    • @AmmoBops
      @AmmoBops 3 года назад +19

      @@blakeuribe4259 me too bro

    • @popoybinn3352
      @popoybinn3352 3 года назад +104

      @Sensei Chromosome it also seems like he/she just wanted to share a fact 😊

    • @cloramod5092
      @cloramod5092 3 года назад +12

      @Sensei Chromosome Dnc

    • @masterbetadaily1700
      @masterbetadaily1700 3 года назад

      @@cloramod5092 what

  • @thiccyboi8801
    @thiccyboi8801 4 года назад +1422

    "because personally I build mine with 50" had me DEAD

    • @donabisa6018
      @donabisa6018 4 года назад +14

      WHAT

    • @coltoncowan682
      @coltoncowan682 4 года назад +21

      @blossom_berries 456 lmao u looked at the 25 block tall portsl amd said "ya thatz prolly 15"

    • @jackwilliams4036
      @jackwilliams4036 4 года назад +6

      Personally I build mine from bedrock to build limit

    • @thiccyboi8801
      @thiccyboi8801 4 года назад

      @@coltoncowan682 I’M SCREAMING

    • @thiccyboi8801
      @thiccyboi8801 4 года назад

      @Spider I’m alive but I’m dead

  • @xLxUxSxTx
    @xLxUxSxTx 25 дней назад +2

    @5:34 that sigh... of exiting the neither after a hectic visit... felt that for real

  • @isnorathenerd4408
    @isnorathenerd4408 4 года назад +1860

    My fav part is the:
    “Do you guys use 10 or 14 blocks to make your portal? Because personally I build mine with 50”
    Lol-

    • @djdjdjdbeuw1105
      @djdjdjdbeuw1105 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @RobinFlysHigh
      @RobinFlysHigh 4 года назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @piderman9487
      @piderman9487 4 года назад +14

      I use 50 but w i d e

    • @BlezzoxxisChi
      @BlezzoxxisChi 4 года назад +9

      50 tall? Eh i do 55 tall and wide its easy to find oits tall its huge so if i had a ton of dogs they could go threw

    • @MixerDixer96
      @MixerDixer96 4 года назад +3

      You Guys Are Being Sh*theads It's Clearly 69 Blocks of Obsidian

  • @luminix3118
    @luminix3118 4 года назад +4169

    Imagine how stressful this would be for a real little kid to do this.
    Edit: okay you guys are confused. I mean woudnt it be stressful to beat Minecraft the way mojang intended??

    • @lanberriez_9566
      @lanberriez_9566 4 года назад +35

      what if they vwatch a lot of minecraft videos to know how to craft and stuff? Well that's me because that's just what i do sometimes

    • @luminix3118
      @luminix3118 4 года назад +30

      lmfao i hope they even get past the first stage by spending 50 dollars for minecraft books

    • @skeletonofflavor2716
      @skeletonofflavor2716 4 года назад +53

      @@wildfire2490 ok big man, calm down.

    • @moxie_the_dogg2162
      @moxie_the_dogg2162 4 года назад +11

      What do you mean isn’t that all we did when we were little kids before the elytra just sword bow and a will to live and no shield

    • @dinoisgood404
      @dinoisgood404 4 года назад

      That's me

  • @henrybissland2349
    @henrybissland2349 4 года назад +1523

    “These snowballs aren’t going to help” gets two straight after

    • @lunar_eclipse654
      @lunar_eclipse654 4 года назад +1

      395 likes 1 comment

    • @Asprogic
      @Asprogic 4 года назад +1

      What's this?
      ruclips.net/video/NIdLD1nO6ig/видео.html

    • @clear9981
      @clear9981 4 года назад +2

      @@Asprogic stop promoting your own channel in the comments

    • @imightbeanormaldude
      @imightbeanormaldude 4 года назад

      700likes

    • @陈月恩
      @陈月恩 4 года назад +1

      1000th like uvu

  • @Riv42fl
    @Riv42fl 16 дней назад +1

    Mystery ore:Why would I need panic shelters?!
    Also him:YO WHAT THE F*** IS THAT THING?!
    Him after:dude I really need a panic shelter rn

  • @R2000F
    @R2000F 4 года назад +437

    The grinding sections are the lost footage of every person who said "so I did some mining off camera"

    • @clude2008
      @clude2008 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/oJl25bABYac/видео.html

    • @mjacknback8994
      @mjacknback8994 4 года назад +2

      @@clude2008 don’t fall for it an ad saved me

  • @asiangaming8409
    @asiangaming8409 4 года назад +1888

    "wither skeletons are the most scarist mobs, change my mind" by mysteryOre
    "The Warden"

    • @benkurdi8199
      @benkurdi8199 4 года назад +18

      It's hard to argue with his assessment

    • @asiangaming8409
      @asiangaming8409 4 года назад +26

      @@benkurdi8199 wither skeleton, tall, black, has a stone sword, just looks like a buff skeleton with a sword

    • @VKAG
      @VKAG 4 года назад +10

      @@asiangaming8409 they’re fast and give you the wither effect

    • @breadman0512
      @breadman0512 4 года назад +5

      *M̷͇̞̗̙̮͉̳̝̔́̋̋̊̆̿̚E̵̢̤̥͔̥͎̥͖͒͒̿̌͒̒̍̋́̆̂͆͊̏̐*

    • @kurtronqx7135
      @kurtronqx7135 4 года назад +13

      @@VKAG lots of ways not to die. The Warden is pretty much just a big nope unless you can nerd pole in time

  • @GreenCape7
    @GreenCape7 3 года назад +2645

    I love how he throws a load of snowballs, and doesn't get a single tower, but when he throws one he gets the crystals.

  • @somerandomobbyist8595
    @somerandomobbyist8595 4 года назад +2233

    “These snowballs aren’t going to work”. *continues using snowballs*

  • @LunchBoxer
    @LunchBoxer 2 года назад +7568

    Imagine he finds ancient debris and is like “oh the book doesn’t say to do anything with this, I think it’s best not to mind it.”

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY 2 года назад +17

      On bio

    • @N.F.F.A
      @N.F.F.A 2 года назад +12

      I agree

    • @Donut-im9lk
      @Donut-im9lk 2 года назад +154

      [Finds ancient city]
      "Oh the book doesn't say anything about this cool subterranean village. I think it's best not to mind it"

    • @469k_
      @469k_ 2 года назад +9

      @@Donut-im9lk Lmao

    • @dunkleosteusterrelli
      @dunkleosteusterrelli 2 года назад +4

      @@JmKrokY He was

  • @Luke_Animates567
    @Luke_Animates567 5 месяцев назад +4

    “Not for me tho, im built different”
    *Also MysteryOre* : dies like 5 times

    • @Kaminoboi
      @Kaminoboi 5 месяцев назад

      He’s kind of bad at Minecraft

  • @TolumniaMC
    @TolumniaMC 2 года назад +8415

    I’ve always wondered what goes through people’s mind when they craft a full set of wooden tools. I guess they studied the official guides before playing.

    • @tiers9385
      @tiers9385 2 года назад +247

      I do it because my first day or two I use making my base. I also have horrible luck with iron when I do get stone tools.
      Yeah, Im a noob, lets gooooooo.

    • @knox9739
      @knox9739 2 года назад +55

      @@tiers9385 my worst one is that i will never find any diamond in mcpe...

    • @uncleslumbago7594
      @uncleslumbago7594 2 года назад +40

      I usually jus make an axe and a pickaxe when I start then use them for fuel once I have stone

    • @PixelThePorygon
      @PixelThePorygon 2 года назад +1

      @@knox9739 Look at Y=11, or -51

    • @knox9739
      @knox9739 2 года назад +1

      @@PixelThePorygon does its still working in latest update since i already delete it

  • @jaywalt282
    @jaywalt282 4 года назад +2153

    5:26 : “Ok, I’m safe now.”
    Homie my idea of safe isn’t a super long one block cobblestone bridge 😭😭

    • @thatguyrobert660
      @thatguyrobert660 4 года назад +20

      at least ghasts can't blow it up

    • @piderman9487
      @piderman9487 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @denontown
      @denontown 4 года назад

      @Frostycarrot is a dude BWHAHAHHAHAHAH

    • @Cooper_zzz
      @Cooper_zzz 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2rCBR2H37CM/видео.html

    • @digitalredux01
      @digitalredux01 4 года назад

      @Yash Bhandari biiiiig whoooooosh

  • @ShockTheMC1
    @ShockTheMC1 3 года назад +2493

    “Do you build portals with 10 or 14 obsidian? Because personally, I build mine with 50.” The way he said it made it hilarious. Lol.

    • @dubblebrick
      @dubblebrick 3 года назад +22

      i do 14. no corners, double wide

    • @morbius4296
      @morbius4296 3 года назад +14

      Streamers after failing to make an nether portal: i build with 8

    • @onyx2186
      @onyx2186 3 года назад +7

      I had the honor to be the 69th person to like this comment

    • @danielmarquez8979
      @danielmarquez8979 3 года назад +1

      Finally someone who remembers this channel

    • @Liam.1-23
      @Liam.1-23 3 года назад +1

      I build mine 3 lol

  • @aloafedon
    @aloafedon 5 дней назад +1

    snowball fight with a dragon 45 times your size that launches fireballs that kill you in one shot. nice.

  • @zennyzen7256
    @zennyzen7256 4 года назад +836

    *"But not me though, I'm built different"*

  • @BakedPotatoYT1
    @BakedPotatoYT1 4 года назад +2237

    This dude: *"Thinking you know how to play Minecraft?"*
    Me: *"Yes"*
    This dude: *"Well, you don't."*
    Me: *"I don't"*

    • @todaystopicstudio6902
      @todaystopicstudio6902 4 года назад +1

      @@charliecartwright491 yeah

    • @hkh8454
      @hkh8454 4 года назад +2

      @@charliecartwright491 exactly

    • @twoad7601
      @twoad7601 4 года назад +8

      @@charliecartwright491 its a joke, the book has trash guides

    • @alp9173
      @alp9173 4 года назад +2

      my brain hurt reading that

    • @hypernova-gaming-christian5634
      @hypernova-gaming-christian5634 4 года назад +2

      God Bless y’all and God Loves y’all! Don’t ever forget that! Jesus came so that we could have eternal life with God and be saved from our sin and death! If you’re interested in learning more please let me know! God Bless y’all again!

  • @deadnetwork7803
    @deadnetwork7803 4 года назад +7290

    Jeb: Does something cool for his wife because he loves her
    The community: *SIMP*

    • @ashantihendley811
      @ashantihendley811 4 года назад +168

      People do be like that lol

    • @petermarais4168
      @petermarais4168 4 года назад +403

      Cute story: exist
      People: simp

    • @eyaacoub8279
      @eyaacoub8279 4 года назад +375

      @@petermarais4168 people who say simp are sad as fuck

    • @Heisenvald
      @Heisenvald 4 года назад +112

      That's not even the definition of simp🤦‍♂️

    • @foxceles
      @foxceles 4 года назад +182

      I mean, He's married to her so how's he a simp? lol

  • @ArnavJain918
    @ArnavJain918 2 месяца назад +2

    "I'm not sure what the bowl's for but I don't see a toilet anywhere"

  • @izaaniqbal1309
    @izaaniqbal1309 4 года назад +854

    Someone needs to do a speed run but do the official Mojang steps. That’ll be fun to watch.

  • @MagicGum
    @MagicGum 4 года назад +1197

    this guy: think you know how to play minecraft?
    me: yes
    him: no you don't
    me: no I don't

    • @brandonallas9808
      @brandonallas9808 4 года назад +3

      Same no i dont i guess

    • @dancer1206
      @dancer1206 4 года назад +4

      This guy:so you think you know how to play Minecraft?
      Me: Yeah I’m a pro.
      This guy: well you don’t
      Me: wut how I have been playing for 3 years of survival and survival speed running
      Also me: *re rinds the video*
      This guy: well you don’t

    • @GTBFred
      @GTBFred 4 года назад +3

      ts was so funny

    • @stiffcliff4245
      @stiffcliff4245 4 года назад

      @Jus i've been playing for 8 years. (and i still havent beaten the game)

    • @yeager-bomb500
      @yeager-bomb500 4 года назад +1

      Yep time to break my hips *crack*

  • @793sean
    @793sean 4 года назад +780

    "Do you build your nether portal with 10 blocks, or 14 blocks?"
    "Well personally I build mine with 50."
    Mojang:
    YESSIR

  • @Jungleaesthetic
    @Jungleaesthetic 3 дня назад +1

    Are we not gonna talk about how clean the clickbait looks? Those doors look shiny?

  • @blocks3668
    @blocks3668 4 года назад +232

    I died when he said-
    "Cause personally, i build mine with 50-"

  • @drewsellinger9576
    @drewsellinger9576 4 года назад +3228

    MysteryOre: “Do you build your nether portal with 10, or 14 blocks?”
    Anybody who plays minecraft in 2020: 𝘆𝗲𝘀

    • @reema4714
      @reema4714 4 года назад +64

      I don't get it, did I not notice a change in portal building threw the years?

    • @kirrakoala
      @kirrakoala 4 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @mrtopphatter5874
      @mrtopphatter5874 4 года назад +40

      @@reema4714 idk about you, but i've always built mine 10 by 12

    • @Whoevenaskedyou
      @Whoevenaskedyou 4 года назад +24

      @@reema4714 some people miss out the corners and some people don’t. But some make it extremely huge

    • @reema4714
      @reema4714 4 года назад +37

      @@Whoevenaskedyou but what does it have to do with the year 2020?

  • @micahwarkentin3541
    @micahwarkentin3541 3 года назад +2467

    *Normal Gamers:* “Use swords to kill a dragon!”
    *Minecraft Gamers:* “Sleeping is the only way...”

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 3 года назад +17

      is minecraft even good now im a 7 year veteran with the OG handbooks that quit 2 years ago lol..... also why does this video have so many views

    • @jerrynotgerry7095
      @jerrynotgerry7095 3 года назад +10

      @@LavaCreeperPeople yea it think it’s pretty good, pretty good updates. Also the vid has many views cuz prob beating Mc was a huge trend

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 3 года назад +1

      @@jerrynotgerry7095 nice

    • @jerrynotgerry7095
      @jerrynotgerry7095 3 года назад +1

      @@LavaCreeperPeople lol ty

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 3 года назад +1

      @@jerrynotgerry7095 np :)

  • @Therealchainuser_175
    @Therealchainuser_175 13 дней назад +1

    7:55 "we gotta Take out the towers"
    Aight,oreairlines flight 911

  • @Jake-mr8fw
    @Jake-mr8fw 3 года назад +3981

    To be fair we all built a huge dirt tower in our old minecraft days, when I used to play in creative I always thought beacons were just a alternative light source.

    • @martinarpon4094
      @martinarpon4094 3 года назад +28

      Same hahahahah

    • @justrosiep5904
      @justrosiep5904 3 года назад +21

      What beacon actually use for???

    • @rrro7580
      @rrro7580 3 года назад +73

      @@justrosiep5904 let’s you become god

    • @onyxmorning7764
      @onyxmorning7764 3 года назад +106

      @@justrosiep5904 beacons, in put in a 3x3 block of iron/diamond/(emerald?) Will let you have a status buff (depending on the size of the ore block temple) you can have infinite haste, speed, regeneration (in a certain radius). It's pretty useful

    • @wannabeasquid1138
      @wannabeasquid1138 3 года назад +47

      I used to never understood the beacon actual purpose

  • @Maxel53
    @Maxel53 2 года назад +3831

    I'm kind of ashamed but proud that as I child I used to play like the Mojang guides unironically, Pillar at spawnpoint was a must, crafting a bed instantly, getting full diamond before nether, building a shelter around the portal, etc.

    • @AtrociousAK47
      @AtrociousAK47 2 года назад +162

      i also had the guides, but they were much older versions that ended at "the horse update" from 2013. even then I mostly used it for help with remembering the manual grid recipes that were exclusive to the pc version and absent from console and pocket editions (which used a simpler recipe book style system, similar to terraria), as an alternative to having the wiki open in my browser or on another device

    • @Spaghetti742
      @Spaghetti742 2 года назад +86

      bro the bed is the first thing i try to get bcuz on my minecraft i can NEVER find sheep

    • @Kalani_Saiko
      @Kalani_Saiko 2 года назад +24

      @@AtrociousAK47 We had those older guides but ended up getting newer ones later. Honestly, I mainly used them for cool build ideas

    • @alelianas
      @alelianas 2 года назад +29

      "ashamed and proud" well that's an oxymoron I won't forget anytime soon..

    • @smallpotato5445
      @smallpotato5445 2 года назад +10

      i think it’s a cute kid thing and is nothing to be ashamed of

  • @lisagiudice6005
    @lisagiudice6005 11 дней назад +1

    “Moyang ” the most inspiring words ever

  • @christinaelwood7052
    @christinaelwood7052 4 года назад +954

    "I'm going to grab lots of wool for a lot of beds,"
    He said killing the sheep when he had a pair of shears.

  • @starcoin5653
    @starcoin5653 4 года назад +979

    “I’m gonna go get some more wool from sheep.”
    *Kills the sheep without using the shears*

    • @ruecld
      @ruecld 4 года назад +16

      ah yes the best way to use shears
      dont.

    • @jaysehenkel9724
      @jaysehenkel9724 4 года назад +2

      R.I.P. Mama sheep’s and papa sheeps

    • @josepalacios8530
      @josepalacios8530 4 года назад +2

      he wanted the food too tho

    • @kristofkylesia7471
      @kristofkylesia7471 4 года назад

      @@josepalacios8530 u can shear da sheep then kill it lol

    • @loveyou4676
      @loveyou4676 4 года назад

      @@kristofkylesia7471 yea, more wool

  • @natalieaginskiy3725
    @natalieaginskiy3725 4 года назад +1657

    Mojang: “Polar bears were added because his wife liked them”
    Him: My life is a lie

    • @Ppmoosekk
      @Ppmoosekk 4 года назад +5

      First reply

    • @realkingtoast
      @realkingtoast 4 года назад +25

      yes, that is what the video says. good job

    • @babajimobile48
      @babajimobile48 4 года назад +1

      @Zxyiiix first reply to your reply to another reply

    • @Xenovation3334
      @Xenovation3334 4 года назад +4

      Wow. Did we watch the same video?

    • @toolie1
      @toolie1 4 года назад +5

      Yes we watched the video

  • @Morurp
    @Morurp 5 месяцев назад +8

    This is gonna sound stupid, but I’ve seen this video for years. Always said oh I’ll watch that later, but I never have. I’m finally watching it and I think I’m gonna stop here. Might do it next year.

    • @Trixtan420
      @Trixtan420 5 месяцев назад +1

      Real I’m watching ts when I wake up tmr

  • @Superphilipp
    @Superphilipp 4 года назад +2593

    "My nether doesn't look like the one in the book."
    Don't worry, your nether is perfectly normal just the way it is.

    • @jerusha4jesus
      @jerusha4jesus 4 года назад +92

      All nethers matter

    • @saint-patrick6475
      @saint-patrick6475 4 года назад +13

      @@jerusha4jesus i prefer the original one

    • @xiegos
      @xiegos 4 года назад +2

      @@saint-patrick6475 same

    • @Tiishen
      @Tiishen 4 года назад +21

      This is such a terrible joke - I love it.

    • @tipiilegends5482
      @tipiilegends5482 4 года назад +9

      @@111-k4z well now we’ll be seeing the new nether for 8 years

  • @6ghxst616
    @6ghxst616 3 года назад +1765

    “Do you build your portal with 10 blocks or 14 blocks, personally I build it with 50”
    Tbh I laughed at that

  • @ItzArowana
    @ItzArowana 4 года назад +594

    Quote #1 "not long ago Mojang released a set of guides." quote #2 "I forgot to tell you that this handbook is extremely outdated."

    • @gddraja567
      @gddraja567 4 года назад +6

      I laughed a lot lol

    • @wassimguertit7239
      @wassimguertit7239 4 года назад +2

      He didn't say mojang he said moyang

    • @ThatGuyKeitsi
      @ThatGuyKeitsi 4 года назад +2

      @@wassimguertit7239 bruh

    • @o4vl49
      @o4vl49 4 года назад

      @@wassimguertit7239 wooooosh

    • @1blairmc1
      @1blairmc1 4 года назад +2

      Hello meh friend

  • @ironicswag5830
    @ironicswag5830 4 месяца назад +1

    You can hear the nervousness and the spit warming in his mouth knowing that he’s about to beat the ender dragon for the first time in his own

  • @Tiana326
    @Tiana326 4 года назад +1548

    "NOt mE, I'M bUiLt DiFfErEnT"
    *proceeds to die 3 times*

    • @kraxusgaming9483
      @kraxusgaming9483 4 года назад +3

      lmao

    • @bold-comedy9232
      @bold-comedy9232 4 года назад +4

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kababwarzone8901
      @kababwarzone8901 4 года назад +2

      Tiana Smith COOCHI MAN

    • @robinvsdk
      @robinvsdk 4 года назад

      And he even used his beds BEFORE he destroyed all the crystals 🤣🤣

    • @joyhatake4054
      @joyhatake4054 4 года назад

      @@bold-comedy9232 are you ok vishant

  • @CallMeRavenZYT
    @CallMeRavenZYT Год назад +3589

    The moment he said "Could use a panic shelter right now"just was hilarious

  • @fisheyeball5004
    @fisheyeball5004 4 года назад +1149

    why isn't anybody talking about how satisfying the minding montage clips were?
    Edit: All the montages were satisfying

  • @jkohl3586
    @jkohl3586 3 месяца назад +3

    4:42 Blaze: YOUR NOT MENT TO USE THE BOOK!!!

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 года назад +1408

    "I'm in crippling debt"
    Not a minute in, and I already love this video.

    • @randomkid8999
      @randomkid8999 4 года назад +6

      have you finished watching the video

    • @azrelldrekmorr9344
      @azrelldrekmorr9344 4 года назад +1

      @@randomkid8999 no

    • @clude2008
      @clude2008 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/oJl25bABYac/видео.html

    • @idkwtp9264
      @idkwtp9264 4 года назад

      I think he’s done watching maybe?

    • @rayvonrobinson5842
      @rayvonrobinson5842 4 года назад

      He got my sub already an its the first time watching,the mama sheep got me

  • @DrArch-Cadius8420
    @DrArch-Cadius8420 4 года назад +779

    "time to kill some more Enderman"
    *Various perfectly cut Enderman screeched*

  • @Podgorski37
    @Podgorski37 4 года назад +2021

    “Beating Minecraft the way it was intended”
    Mojang: Designs offhand for shield
    This guy: REEEEEE TORCHES!

    • @MysteryOre
      @MysteryOre  4 года назад +216

      Trueee - OptiFine dynamic lighting is really nice sometimes! ;) Thanks for watching! :)

    • @pingpong4437
      @pingpong4437 4 года назад +28

      Not Mojang it’s moyang

    • @Eray1sClod
      @Eray1sClod 4 года назад +1

      O

    • @Podgorski37
      @Podgorski37 4 года назад +15

      Ping Pong mate it’s spelled Mojang

    • @epicmysticalyt8129
      @epicmysticalyt8129 4 года назад +3

      whats more important is how i became ur 69th like