Breeding Pigs Until This Server Bans Me
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- Опубликовано: 13 фев 2023
- Yeah Jaron breeds thousands of pigs for a joke. Please Laugh
Thinking about this in hindsight, it is poetic that I upload a video with a dozen breeding jokes on Valentine's Day.
Also technically this video is the reason I dropped out of college. I'll probably talk about that on the second channel haha.
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Little Trolls by Frank Schröter
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Cast of Characters:
@Yeah_Jaron Protagonist
@planetlord Trusty Sidekick
@Baconnwaffles0 That old man who is wise but we don't want to listen to
@roshambogames Antagonist
@PrinceZam Theater Janitor
This was recorded on the Lifesteal SMP Links to Socials: (Use this Discord Link if there is one above. I'm currently using the "mass edit" feature because I'm lazy like that)
Discord: / discord
Twitter: / yeah_jaron 
Игры
“The Villians’ base could be anywhere!”
The villains base: 0:27
what are you talking about? that's just a totally normal and vanilla pig.
drake's secret base
Lmao
LMFAO
@@spookyscaryskeletons578 are “normal and vanilla” pigs supposed to look as big as a mansion?
You could've bred them in the nether, then deployed "tactical portals" to create an ever-changing, invasion of pigs from the otherworld
Ohmygod this is genius
bruh
Fight smarter not harder - sun tzu
Bro just recreated Minecraft Legends in Minecraft Java
And they would *never* know
I love the unscripted detail that the person who really ended up getting Jaron banned wasn't someone who was doing it for the sake of fixing the server. It was someone who did it for the sake of taking over and making things much much worse.
These videos are 100% scripted. It's the third time now I've seen a Minecraft RUclipsr use this video format for clickbait.
Don't get me wrong, it's fun to watch, but these are all friends who are basically following a scripted story for entertainment.
@@zennangnathits not lol , its a minecraft server they cant script it
@@species. do you know what a script is? It's a list of instructions with dialogue for people to follow. A minecraft server is made of people playing the game, people can follow a script to make content for this video. This guy is playing with his friends and just told them what to do to make a funny video.
@@zennangnathdude where do you think the coding word "script" came from?
Ah yes, everything on the internet is fake. Do you think Mojang fixed the mob vote, too?@@zennangnath
6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine" got me dying
“That’s what they used to call me back in high school” was even funnier
*"I AM A* _[breeding]_ *machine*
*READY TO RELOAD LIKE AN ATOM BOMB*
*ABOUT TO OH OH OH OH OH EXPLODE"*
“We would breed, play a round of geoguesser, go back to breeding…”
Damn that’s a dirty couple
I do that all the time
@@modables must be fun
@@modables Same
me and my ex lol
@@snifferrr AYO, WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR EX?
"For every pig we want we need twice the amount of carrots cuz' you feed them 1 2 then boom baby pig in the morning. Its just like humans and alcohol." Is probably one of the dumbest and most true statements ever.
I was about to comment bout that, but then I decided to check to see if anyone else already did XXD
Ikr
My favourite youtube quote
ruined the 202
@@nikolimoon6165 I am speed
Dude straight up started his own villain arc that ended with betrayal twist damn💀
I created an automatic chicken farm with dispensers, minecarts, and Redstone. I used to have a thing where I would go to servers, set it up under someone's house, and then just wait around until it crashed the server. Good times.
t e a c h m e h o w
"so I got my friends Planetlord and Baconwaffles to breed late at night"
-Jaron 2023
Hahahha
Ayo
Lmao bro
I’m better at making people breed at night 💀
Jesus loves you!!
He was minding his own business with his pig build and someone thought of building a capybara to start a rivalry. actually funny
"Haha, that guy got hit on the head with a coconut!!"
turn to Christ❤😊❤😊
@@blitzFN100spam
@@blitzFN100the pedo prince ❤️
Ironically, a couples years back me and some of my buddies were on a server and someone made the admin so mad he punished us all by spawning in hundreds of sheep using command blocks because he didn't know who griefed spawn. I was one of the few people with a beefy enough PC not to crash but we left for a while before the culprit came out clean lol
“It’s like humans with alcohol” 💀 0:30
I mean it makes sense what he said if you think about it
6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine, funnily enough that's what they call me back in highschool" I'm dead💀
How many babies did he have in high school?
I call ur stuff
Oh god
💀💀💀
@@Nulono bout 5000
after seeing Jaron's obsession with pigs in his other videos, I'm glad he finally dedicated a whole video to them
👆👆Wow Congratulations🎊🎊
You have been selected among my ongoing giveaway 🎁 winners INBOX ME.
You wanna know what's terrible. Either next, or next next video is gonna be about a pig too, and I didn't even plan for it to be that way
@@Yeah_Jaron can;t wait man
@@Yeah_Jaron we want more pigs
@@Yeah_Jaron we need pigs 🐷🐷🐷
You can say you're HOGGING up all that RAM!
1:30
Me enjoying my life then I forgot to defrost the chicken:
this is my type of content
Ye lol hey u make great vids too
No likes yet 💀
you should do that too
88? Lemme fix it
based
The panic is his voice when he looked at how many pigs died from being is gold lmao
from being what?
@@JustAnotherRUclipsCommenter from being
@@tanjerin. from being
From being
@@gmatic_playz3285 from being
Imagine just mining for gold or diamonds and you get this weird lag and you just mine an entire pig farm filled with 10,000 entities
6:28 It’s over Pigakin, I have the high ground!
You underestimate my power!
dont try it
I did this with turtles once. Got a ban after 2 weeks of extreme turtle breeding. It was beautiful, I had a decoy pen and was the supplier of scoots and eggs for that server. Too bad I got busted, they were onto me pretty early but never expected I’d breed so many…
You didn't happen to record that, did you?
@@proudamerican183he probably didn't, why can't people on the internet just have fun without having to provide extreme proof like it's a court
@@ibrahimdalupang Bruh. I didn't ask for proof. I asked cuz I would love to watch that.
@@ibrahimdalupangWhy can't people on the internet ask a question without being criticized?
@@ibrahimdalupanghe wasn't asking for proof he just wanted to see it
The ending was heartbreaking
Planet betrayed Jaron
planet sold fr
Planet sold him out for 62 cents
@@ciberkid22 to be fair that’s a lot of money
@@placeholderdoe yeah, especially for the 1870s
0:46 that's 200 iq I never thought of this
massive respect to you for honoring technoblade with this many pigs
I did something similar with wolves. I went far deep into the nether and built a giant area to breed wolves. I picked an area that would spawn a nether portal at the enemy camp, and proceeded to breed thousands of wolves. Soon I had an army and no one had a clue because no one else loaded in the chunk in the nether. I opened the portal, walked through and my army of wolves followed, attacking anyone i attacked. It was a joyus momement
and everyone clapped
@@dabonethugdo you just have a boring life or something this is pretty believable
Bro got a whole Bossfight stage
Pangi not snitching on y’all is amazing. Fucking legend
1:25 that moment of sudden realisation and genuine shock lmao
1:25 OH NOO😱💀
I was genuinely infuriated when they killed all the pigs at one point especially when they said “he probably spent like 20 hours in this and we just exterminated them in like 45 minutes” I’m surprised he was cool about it
@@andrewdarko115 funnily its always those braindead low IQ morons who grief. Not just in minecraft but in every game. These the tiktok and instagram people. Guess destroying other peoples ideas is the only enjoyable thing if you can barely get any of your own
@Stevey The Ex-Eevee your getting mad over some random mf you've never spoken to on RUclips. Also that isn't a sign of low intelligence, that's you being pretentious
I mean, I think he was expecting and kind of hoping for it in a way. After all, he had a secret set to repopulate faster already made, meaning he had a feeling he'd get caught early. Plus, it's great content of breed vs kill the poggos.
well he was lagging the server
@@davidbarroso1960 they still acted braindead
I was half expecting him to do it like a Trojan horse where he makes an average laggy thing and then gives them the giant pig as a gift after agreeing to remove the laggy item in question
This is genuinely one of the best ideas I’ve seen in so long in Minecraft content 😭 good job for the original idea bro 👏
i like harmless trolling like this
only harmful trolling i like is the ones on corrupt servers
nice video man :)
Thanks jaron, next time when I go to a gunfight I'll take a wooden shield with me for safety
and don´t forget a Pig. Wooden Shields grant you only max. Protection when held by a Pig.
how did the gunfight go
@@givemepasgetti4293 got shot in the chest 27 times :(
Don’t forget to cut a tree on your enemy if they attempt to break your axe
@@Tow4_subaccount no advertising, bad robot bad
To make this better, you could use twisting vines to temporarily remove the pigs collision, therefore reducing lag. And then at the end break all the vines to unleash the chaos.
The human and carrot reference made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
Pangi not snitching is gold
He’s a real one
Planet should learn from him
planet casually betraying jaron so he has an excuse to murder people lmao
The moment he said 43,200 carrots a DAY I got flashbacks of the Potato war. Stay in power Technoblade, You're still relevant.
Edit: how tf am I this relevant
o7
what
technoblade isnt the #1 potato farmer anymore
But people will still remember him as the number #1
He definitely isn't still relevant
You made a belly laugh inducing, masterful and entertainingly hilarious video without any swearing, crudeness, and soley family-friendly dialog.
That takes serious talent and a heart of gold (or pork, if you will).
I lost it at the statue of the Pg Wither and the Pig Volcano. Thank you for making my day!
ehhhhhhh not the no crudeness theres the breeding machine joke the 2 people with alchohol joke I think there are one or two more in there tho
Honestly I'm not a huge fan of the "doing X until Y on Z" style of minecraftsmp videos (especially ones I've never heard of before) but this genuinely grabbed my interest and I knew I had to watch this, excellent video dude
I love how he manically laughs and then gets a stack and ahalf and is like "OH NO WHAT DID I DO"
I like how you just still breed all of the pigs even though planet lord got sent to court for only 200 chickens. Also lot of respect for you and other smaller creaters keep up the great work jaron!!!
"it's just like humans and alcohol" made me spit out my water-
Man when he laughed crazy and then said no made me creak up mate
I love the work and creativity Jaron puts in his video. RESPECT (also the background plot is like, AMAZING!!)
0:33 it’s just like humans and alcohol 💀💀
because its true
Lol
So that how I was born
@@JimmyMorrison-hi5gy💀
Lowkey true ngl
5:08 Saw that coming when he broke the block didn't block off the beacons beam 🤦♂️💀
Jaron
“hahahahahahahaha” ten seconds later “OH NO”
The pig slaughter will not be forgotten. I am deeply deeply in pain. rip all
@Tow4_subaccount ?!?
Luffy
Techo was one of those
@@zartey why are u following me
Todays Fun Fact: If you put "Fun Fact" at the beginning of the comment, 99% of people will read until the end!
Your right
WHY ARE YOU RIGHT
Lol
Dude ur a bot
So true
PLANET YOU'RE LITERALLY THROWING
those pig-related mob statues were so cool lmao
"One, two then boom baby pig in the morning, it's just like humans and alcohol"
FOR REAL
I'll admit, this was pretty funny. Normally I get annoyed with people deliberately causing lag, but you put actual effort into it and were, quite simply, just playing the game. Not your fault the server can't handle a bacon empire.
Bacon Empire. 😂🥓
yeah, i mean they could easily just.. blocked breeding, if there was too many entities nearby
problem solved
but that clearly wasnt something the server intended to do, so you have to ask why they complain if they dont prevent if despite being 1 plugin/setting away
The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile
Yes, I am on drugs, how do you know?
Yooo I’m on drugs too bro
Lol
Bruh who tf decides to watch yeah jaron funi bloc game man while they’re high 💀💀
@@Zaipher don’t worry about it man you just gotta go with the flow bruv
@@Zaipher I clearly do!
What I would've done is had multiple pig farms running around the map and make them really hard to find so it takes forever for everyone to find them after I would get banned
"Like humans and alcohol" came out of nowhere with a mean left hook. Good line. 👍
I can only imagine how great this would be on Bedrock (assuming it could perform the same way). On that version, you can breed animals every freaking minute.
and theres no entity cramming so you can put 2000 pigs in a 1x1
@@forceawakens4449 Oh, never realized that. The Switch is such a POS that my game would crash before I would even get close to testing that.
"I was a breeding machine. Funnily enough, that's what they called me in high school" 💀
How many girls did he pull 😦
Highly entertaining content keep up the great work
I love how he says they love the high ground [while they jump on the blocks] meanwhile they're literally in a massive underground chamber
7:06 this is some potato war shit right here
Exactly what I was thinking
Technodad
10:35
To help what
Breed at night😏
Breed
AYO THEY CALLED U A BREEDING MACHINE
Okay that commitment is worthy of a sub. Commendable work good sir
I like your humor. Some of the other LifeSteal RUclipsrs definitely edit better and make a really cool cinematic type of story, but its not that entertaining many times. You keep it funny and simple - and make jokes. I really like it. Thanks !
Jaron is a total mood. Whenever I get banned on a server on any game or platform for doing the most destructive shit ever, I feel proud, but also sad at the same time
"When you breed pigs you get disappointment, BUT also ep" 🤣
Ngl if I logged into a server to see millions of pigs I'd probably be concerned at first but it would be so funny to witness 😂
“I got my teammate bacon waffles to help breed late at night” 💀
LOL
That sounds gay ngl
"After an hour of us straight breeding" 2:55
i was a breeding machine yk thats wht they used to call e in highschool
-yeajaron 6:33
2:00 im dying, actually dying
i cant stop laughing
This was genuinely hilarious and well made. Wonderful video
The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile
1:30
‘’Cause if you feed them 1,2 boom a baby comes out it’s like humans and alcohol’’
I feel like that server could get toxic with the wrong people lol.
My favourite subtle joke is Jaron saying that he asked Bacon and Planet to breed late at night.
Great video as always
8:51 “So we’re going to pick up the pieces”
You mean “pig up the pieces”
Half the army gets decimated
“Whatever happens happens, let’s do this again”
2:01 "when you breed pigs,it gives you disappointment and also exp to repair that"💀
I think of myself as a person who appreciates humor very well, but RUclips videos very occasionally make me actually laugh out loud, and that “it’s just like humans and alcohol” joke almost fucking killed me
It hurt my soul to see other people spawn a wither in that room and start killing them
“It’s just like humans and alcohol”
If all your jokes are like this, then I’m just happy.
"Its just like humans and alcochol" bro 💀
If anyone wants to know what the email at 2:11 says its: Please Cease and Desist right now or we are going to be really mad. Ok roleplay over, who is really gonna read this bit. it's on screen for like 2 seconds, so I'm just going to write what is coming to my mind. Oh shoot, the only thing coming to my mind is the next video that I'm going to be posting, but I'm not going to leak it. I like the surprise and also I don't want to make any promises that I can't 100% guarantee.
CinCereally,
-The pigs
Thank you.
2:55 "After an hour of straight breeding" SUS
Cmon there at the end. 1 job man!
"But i know when you breed Pigs 🐷 🐖 you get Disappointment, but also experience that can repair it."
💀😂
1:32 HAHHAHHAHAH The “OH NO!” 😂😂😂😂
He realized he killed 50+ pigs just for fun
Well,at least he will never Go hungry again
i cant believe his downfall was his friend flaking out at the most critical moment. bruh.
6:32 Bro really said “But today, i was a breeding machine. Funnily enough thats what they called me in highschool” 💀
Jaron sees some pigs being crammped
Realizes how many died: OH NOOO
*"I was a breeding machine, funnily enough they called me that in collage"* ( 6:30 )
_-Yeah Jaron 2023_
That got me laying dead on the floor 💀💀
high school
“The Villians’ base could be anywhere!”
The villains base: 4:50
“Just like humans with alcohol” nah bro violated the entire human race
6:14 Dude was straight up about to silence pangi 🤣
2:51 i heard the jumper music wtf
8:14 whoever that is streaming must have some sort of super computer how tf he streaming and loading all that so smooth
“Ticking off the admin”
Enough with the chicken already
-Jake Eyes
2:55
After an hour of us strait breeding”
-Yea Jaron