The $1,000,000 Per Hour Farm
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
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Cast of Characters: @reddoons @Pangi @4CVIT @Mogswamp @razzymoose @DimDamDom_ @Branzy @pheeabee
I just got word from the admins that they're REMOVING the ability to sell melons! But development takes time so before they do, farm as many as you can!
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Lol
sadly I'm cracked player so I can't join :(
Oh D:
Lmfao
Ill do so
>Base gets raided
>A kind soul not only repairs the ENTIRE base, but improves it
>Jaron immediately destroys all of that kind souls hard work
>Refuses to elaborate
Honestly this guy is insane 😅💀💀
It's a youtube video
It's not real lol
@@mangekyourinnegan6537not every youtube video is fake bro
@@alessiosong2816 That's true. It's really easy to tell which are real and which are scripted. When you grow up and develop your brain you'll be able to tell the difference too.
@@mangekyourinnegan6537Jaron doesn't script his videos
More proof Mellons are the best crop
Why don't you do i farmed 1 million melons on the public lifesteal smp
Naaah
How is this so buried?
melon*
imagine being here after you can no longer reply to the comment
The fact that he says "I have a life" so many times tells me that he in fact, does not have a life.
Jaron: "I have a life"
Also Jaron: * spends 500 days in superflat *
But he said he was on a date which in his words is "the most have a life thing there is" so it must be true!!
@@abrendtro i watched that one too XD (great series tho)
this is truly a lifesteal
If you're playing a gamemode literally called lifesteal its pretty apparent when you end up lacking a life
A million dollar per hour farm is collecting glowstone to sell to jaron
fr
here before the edit
"Millioj"💀
@@Otg1234milliojare
''Let me make it clear, I'm not playing with an 8 year old'' Killed me LMAOOO 💀💀💀
Fr
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bro i had to check that someone born in 2016 is 8 like damn i feel old
Classic Minecraft youtuber moment
The fact he read PEPO as PEDO too 💀
Jaron knows his Minecraft competitors too well 💀
Every video
Jaron gets even more insane, both mentally AND metaphorically
needa whip out the enigma machine to decode that comment
do you english?
This text is more effective than typical military grade encryption
guys he means
"Every video
Jaron gets absolutely alpha sigma ligma red pill + blue pill grindset mindset skibi toilet and ohio lone wolf power, metaphorically speaking"
@@axolotl482 thank you for translation 😊 you have w rizz
I’ve never seen an ad for a server that made me not want to play on it to such an intense degree
fr it seems to have so many sweats
I love the idea of factions. But i hate getting raided. And seeing that he got raided multiple times in 2 weeks is insane. No way im playing on that server
@@tilkilit not to mention that one chat message of a guy saying he got raided 20+ times in 4 days
Bruh the ideas you are talking about is a towny... @tilkilit
The should be a raid week, only that week people are allowed to raid or days and make it an event
I dont like faction servers i dont want the stuff i build to be destroyed
Good for you
Faction servers have build claims like they cant destroy it if you claim it
Literally vanilla Minecraft
@@beaner669 you're posturing about Minecraft preferences. Pretty sad
@@beaner669bro cannot be saying that with the user name graham rizzler 💀
They call it Lifesteal because the server steals your life.
Lol
I mean RUclips is his job
God dammit I thought I was so original
I am convinced that there is no challenge that Jaron cannot complete.
@@VeryUnderstandabledudeyou think that there's no woman in his family?
@@VeryUnderstandabledude he got on a date as shown at the end of the video. Also he has female friends
Fly to a small town in Thailand, get accepted by their people, learn the language, train in Muay Thai for a year and a half, fight in a tournament, win the tournament, return to the USA and join the UFC, stay in shape and go undefeated in your weight class, retire and do an interview saying this comment was the reason you fought so hard
@@cowdudedislikeshaters7410LOL BRO LITTLE 5 YEAR OLD LMAO BRO CANT TALK AT ALL
Said in the video where he doesn't complete the challenge
Jaron is the only person I know who can make a literal tutorial on how to crash an entire economy, while being a family friendly minecraft RUclipsr….
Your forgot Joe Biden
grammar dude@@cowdudedislikeshaters7410
@@Lucasithink1covid was a big reason for the economy and we are still seeing its effects today. don’t regurgitate shit ur parents say and learn
ruclips.net/video/qg-jmff947M/видео.htmlsi=dNknbgcq-oorpa5l
@@Lucasithink1right wing propaganda?
Hey, the melons were cool and all, but I feel like Jaron getting a date is worth congratulating
So, I saw you manually crafting the melon seeds with multiple clicks. You can just shift click the crafting receipe and it will turn all of your melons into seeds.
Yeah, it was painful watching him craft seeds like that instead of using recipes field.
he also didn't ditch his tools that took up space.
22:25 I feel so bad for the guy who repaired it
Reddons: Nice and forgiving man who doesn’t kill
Jaron: Murdering Capitalist
I think someone swapped their souls.
Also, Before you start commenting “Reddon killed someone 🤓” He only killed once. It was self defense and he returned the gear to the dude like Jesus
redoons killed someone🤓
lmao
Reddon killed someone 🤓
@@Shader1Sreddons killed someone 🤓
How does Jaron ALWAYS do these things? Good video! ❤
Fr
fr fr
shut up you just want attention
Imagine buying a channel
Shut up person who bought a verified account ❤❤❤❤
It’s insane how Jaron hasn’t completely descended into madness
Jaron itself is madness 😊
The great potato war 2:24
"It's a panda per minute"
Ah yes. The best conversion rate
You should have invited rekrap to help, he's the master of farming melons!
Ah, melon farming. Rekrap2 is both proud, and having traumatic flashbacks.
The more videos he posts the more mentally deranged he is getting and I love it.
After the tricky trials update we got the crafter. Now jaron should add the crafter to the end of the collection system so that he only needs to sell the seeds rather than make them
"I negotiated with terrorists and now the terrorists are best friends" caught md off guard 😂
Jaron can somehow always make something as mundane as farming into an entertaining way of destroying things...
you could have asked rekrap, he is an expert when it comes to farming melons in minecraft.
At this point, Jaron can complete any challenge on minecraft
Fr
you forgot the iron at 0:49
Nah bro 💀
I actually did something like this on a different server, but instead of selling melon seeds I sold bone blocks and bone meal. I used observers and pistons to mass produce melons which would then be put automatically into a composter which would automatically drain into chests. It was vital to many other farms to have an essentially unlimited supply of bone meal, and I cornered the market on that to such a degree that it became one of these single cheapest materials on the server to buy on-mass, and large scale builders were using it to fill the voids underneath their mega builds!
Didn't expect to see Dom here! Good to see him working with so many creators!
I see Jaron is following in rek’s footsteps
@@kulitpoop4827 rek made a video where he tried farming a million melons in 24 hours, I don't remember if it was actually a million but something like that
Gives lifesteal a whole nother meaning
17:24 a random guy in top left corner
Him: huh?
Wrong corner
Top right*
10:24 "Now I may have lost everything, but nobody can take away my knowledge." 🥶🥶
Jason on his way to complete every challenge he can think of.
Ah yes, "jason"
Lol😂
Jason”
the best way to farm money is selling melons to jaron 😂
Bruh
Glowstone*
7:09 this potato farm brought back memories, o7
12:09 who unironically says 'flabbergasted'
13:03 why does this sound so angru😭
15:01 omgg branzy mentioned😍
"nobody had found out about my overpriced melons"
"big holes big comitments"
it's practically a right of passage for a minecraft youtuber to start growing a bunch of melons
I never knew one of the most hostile SMPs turn into a farming game
4:21 why dont you just use jack o lanters? you already have a farm capable of mass growing them (granted currently occupied with melons)
“I’m not playing with an 8 year old.” Best Jaron line ever 10:36
Jaron’s weakness is trading and buying items through players.
Just started watching and this is what i learned from the video so far, it’s fun to be greedy or something like that
Once the new update comes out there will be an auto crafter so then you can make a lot of money by using it, because you turn melons into melons seeds on it and you just afk it over night and get like 100m
Finally, some quality content on this platform. It's been a while. Keep it up!
“Big holes, big commitments, that’s what I always say.” -Branzy
Bill asked “How was I made?” Mom responded, “ 12:57 “
wait so if someone gives u a bounty.. they can just follow a compass and instantly raid ur base?
Yea we saw this as unfair, so we made it so you only get their general direction.
Why is this comment not popular
Jaron I love your videos they inspire me a lot keep up the good work!
Wouldnt a slime farm work faster? Looting 3 on a sword gives you 5 balls per baby slime so one big slime would give you 40 balls per slime. 9 slime balls to slime block and you get 1000$ per slime block. You could get 4000$ from one big slime. So with only killing 100 of those big slime guys you could get 400,000.... Please get this to Yeah Jaron lol
if i had a nickel everytime yeah jaron tried to make 1,000,000 of someting in an hour. I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice
Raids are why minecraft has fallen off...
Huh
Fr
@@mell0wzgmd what do they mean
@@TheGuyWhoComments people raidin bases is why Minecraft died a bit
@@mell0wzgmd I guess
It's always a good day when Jaron uploads
I've watch this multiple times and still love this video :)
16:20 "I can finally see my kids and wife!"
Pangi always sounds like his a millisecond away from sneezing
Potato wars but now melon wars
10:02 out of context clip
This is capitalist certified
When he gets his hands on the autocrafter, he’s going to be rolling in money
Alternate title : i built amazon in minecraft
Instead of water blocks yoi should use waterlogged top-slabs(spruce look the best imo) or put lillypads on top.
This way you can walk over them without the annoying dip.
I have to go to the gym and I'm working tomorrow night so if you want to eat egg fried rice 🍚you can
You really need to have a potato war with redoons. Hes basically the next techno
Yeah honestly in the end people are always gonna try to bring others down no matter who they are no matter what game you play, I don’t like people that destroy things people have worked really hard and long on especially stuff like this that took you quite awhile to make.
I once joined a small server. Noticed it had a money system. Also noticed that flower pots and copper ingots sold for a rather large amount of money.
Took me 8 hours to get first place on baltop. 38 hours to reach 10 mil.
I sold 200 thousand flower pots and 150 thousand copper ingots. I mined so much clay.
make a farm with potatos and make 10 chunks of potatos
Server is called lifesteal because it steals your real life
For every like I get I will do a push up
pluh
Only this guy will crush his own created economy
12:39 PANDAS PLEASE CLEAR THE RUN WAY
14 secs ago…
First comment ❤😂
I liked my own comment.
I liked your own comment.
Shut the hell up respectfully
How the like beggers have fallen
@@lucienoskova2658 How I have been defeated by the algorithm itself
You should've just hired rekrap to do it because he's the king of farming melons
18:50 i shouldnt be laughing that much
Reddoons talking about potatoes felt... well I don't even know what to call that feeling but it was not normal
throughout my youtube recommendation I'm aware that my favorite genre is "inflation"
Rekrap would be proud for you farming melons
Technoblade : potato farm
Yeah jaron : water melon farm
if there's anything i have learnt in lifesteal, it's to never accept teleports. Not even people you trust..
Villagers could auto farm potatoes, but redstone can farm melons
This feels like watching a new player on Hypixel Skyblock. "I'm getting SCAMMED!"
Bro turned Lifesteal into Hypixel Skyblock 💀💀💀
+50% water vision
-50% oxygen capacity
hearing someone say they are cursed to "be fortnite" is the funnyest thing i probably ever heard
"People are into potatoes"
*they think they are technoblade lol
This is truly a battle between potato war and melon up rising
"Just to be clear, im not playing with an 8 year old"
"As I always say, big holes big commitments" -Jaron
carrots sell for $7 per carrot, could easily become a multi millionaire off of just carrots alone... plus they multiply like crazy...
love your content as always tho, much love
I like how you really thought about the best loophole around the shop!
Quintuple, also pretty sure it’s sextuple for six
We have a new unit of measurement for minecraft farms (in economies): the panda minute
a panda minute is equal to 5k coins per minute, so your farm would be about 3.333 panda minutes
Jaron to reddoons: Are you challenging me?
I could never play on servers like this. As seen in the video, I don't see the purpose in building anything, if you just get raided and your stuff is getting destroyed basically the moment you log off.
it's the great potato War all over again
Technoblade never dies
Fun fact; Jack-o'-lanterns have the same light level as glowstone.
It's ok that it's this expensive. The fact that you have to craft the melons into seeds is barely any faster then replanting the potatoes
"frick you gosh dang it" is the most briish sentence ive ever heard