Every Classroom Sketch Ever - Key & Peele
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- Опубликовано: 14 фев 2020
- From substitute teachers to class clowns, here are Key & Peele’s greatest classroom sketches.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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The stolen joke one hurts so much cause its so accurate
Yeah thats the internet in the nutshell. Me and my friends use to joke around with each other years ago like dad! and just say that randomly, few years later halve if not almost most people we knew were making those same jokes we use to. Not that i mind but still it is crazy how easy a simple joke can be stolen and start being used.
Yeah I love how accurate it is when Gabriel Iglesias walks into the classroom and loves your friend but not you.
Super accurate. They exaggerated it obviously lol, but I've had this happen to me. And I feel like someone else must be writing their material because I don't see them as being able to relate to the quiet one who came up with the joke but was too shy to say it.
Russell Gilchrest I mean, not every joke have to relate to their lives. I don’t think they’ve ever been an African Warlord, or a Survivor of the Apocalypse, or even the President of United States, but they made jokes about those.
Uggh I know right
The Hy-potenuse skit pissed me off because of how true it is.
I'm used to it but I give my friend to say shit cause my voice normally cracks (in 15)I
And it is referred in komali movie
They cut out the Obama portion.
Et tu, nerdy girl?
Felt that
elmagnificodep I mean that skit pisses me off
Mr. Garvey honestly seems like he’d be a cool teacher if no one was messing with him 😂
Rumors went that he was the cool teacher at the end of this video.
OH YEAH? OH YEAHHHH? OHHH YEAHH?
@@islomkayumov4552
OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM FOR REAL!
"I'm sorry sweet heart, you are.. not in the chest Club, mosquito bite club maybe.." lol😂
I didn't understand that joke. please explain.
@@mohibullah6215 she said chess club and he misheard her and thought she said CHEST club lol
@@Isabel-sr8ep mosquito bite club may be.. what does that mean?
@@mohibullah6215 I understand the “chess club” joke but idk about the
Mosquito thing… maybe it means she’s got acne? Or actual mosquito bites but around her chest area OR maybe he’s taking about a hickey? 🤣
@@mohibullah6215 her chest is not big enough, it resembles just like "a mosquito bite".
It's all fun and games until the nice teacher gets mad
It was funny at the next moment the guy said he dont play but he farted and leaves😅😅
To this day he has not come back to the classroom
Problem is we had a bitch who thought she was the nice teacher. She got mad a lot over the tiniest of things. Sigh within earshot and she will go from 0 to bitch in a heartbeat, despite the reason you sighed.
We used to beat the shit out of idiots who tried fucking with the coolest teacher we had. He's a great guy, funny as hell, and always gave us an A for not doing shit but showing up. There's no reason to treat the nice teachers like shit, unless they've obviously done something to deserve it. That's how you end up with teachers who are all assholes. Maybe things are different nowadays, it's been about a decade since I was in high school, kids seem to keep getting weaker, can't even handle a bully now without crying to the news.
@@ermacjones4821 I know right? I'm going to high school next year and these people can't even take an insult. I think it's because for a while now people have been brainwashed into this whole, "Treat people the way you wanted to be treated" bullshit. The concept is beautiful but shit doesn't work like that. It's only an idea, yet people seem to unrealistically idealize it. In my school, we have this thing called "Ram Friday." Every Friday we go to a different teacher's classroom and they give us a lesson on being nice or honest. Usually the lessons are unrealistic and have all these flaws, I appreciate schools trying to solve the whole bullying thing and all but that's just part of growing up.
"I'm in a chess club"
"You are NOT in a chest club, mosquito bite club maybe."
that's hurtful
Truthful
Was he talking about her breast ?
LION SIN PRIDE duh
@@bravo803 dis man
The part where the substitute teacher mispronouncing the students' names was very funny. I give props to the young actors playing the students for doing such an excellent job in not falling out of character when was it hard to...I would've bust out laughing.
You do understand those are all adults that were cast as teenagers right
@@xymoriintus we all know they're actors, duh
You do realize they can retake a scene if someone laughs right?
I don’t understand why people comment this all the time, they could just retake a shot and it’s probably not as funny when they’re filming, it’s probably not hard to not laugh
13:40 Someone at Nintendo or Illumination saw this and thought "That man should be Toad."
The only teacher who is able to pronouce Elon musks child's name
True
kyle
Stolen
The stolen joke from comments
Nice glasses my dude
Poor O'Shaq Hennessey for dealing wit A'Aron everytime😪
I would love a follow up skit after that scene in another video if they ever make one 😂 😂 😂
not so big shaq
👍👍👍👍👍
Mr. Garvey REALLY had it in for AyAyRon in particular, with Balockay coming in close second...
The supporting actors they recruit are amazing
I am a high school substitute teacher. I've made some mistakes on names I tried a couple of days and the kids started laughing so I asked them if they had watched Key & Peele on You Tube.
Several of them had and we had a big laugh 😂
This is like the worst case scenario for getting your joke stolen.
That's why it's best to tell your own joke aloud to everyone😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel so bad for peeleeeeee.
F3L!X n no mmm MJ no mom
Pthats why I skipped it
@@Sugarymess ?
A-A-Ron: Breathe.
Mr. Garvey: Peace was never an option.
a-a-ron: exists
mr. garvey : TAKE YO ASS TO OH-SHAG-HINISY
2nd
SONOFAVISH
NoItsPatrick it’s actually it’s o-shaq-hennessy
gf be like
Aaron: President of the Glee club... why did I talk?
THE GLEE CLUB?!!
The joke stealing one is extremely true I had a kid in my class who would take other people’s jokes and say them to the teacher in the middle of learning and she’d laugh and whenever any other person said a joke she’d just tell them that this isn’t time for jokes were learning
We all know we came here just to see A-A-Ron and his buddies get severely admonished and remonstrated by the substitute teacher from the inner-city.
For over 20 years
I came to see jimmy lol
we also came here to watch Jackson die inside
It took me years to realize he was saying the names like that cus he taught all them ghetto ass names
It took me years to see female reproductive organ there
There’s not a deep enough place in Hell for people who steal jokes.
I think they'll find Amy Schumer there
God it even annoys me just seeing it😂😂😂
That skit was really frustrating ngl.
But Mr.Jackson became a president.
God it crippled me watching that scene
Substitute Teacher is one of the few sketches by anyone that’s never gonna lose its touch
"You will never be Troy!", cracked me up so much 🤣🤣🤣
Funny to laught at someone suffering?
That stealing joke one actually pissed me off more than it made me laugh.
Facts
Same
Well, might as well be a ghost writer
I knew were that was going and I had to skip it
Et tu, nerdy girl?
“Timo thee”
“Preee-sent”
“Thank you!”
😂
@Ke'Airra Dickerson timo-thaa
@Ke'Airra Dickerson Le'4oce
Name of the movie?
chalamet
"I wish I was high on hypotonuse,"
The stolen joke hurts
I can relate big time
Imagine principal o’shaughnessy correcting him
The moment you realized that Jimmy is the reason Mr. Garvey became who he is.
Oh my god!!!!
@Jack Powell The cool teacher that got fired at the end.
@Jack Powell It's the dumb kid that aggravated the Teacher.
Also you’re wrong, that wasn’t Mr. Garby.
@@shawn980 R/Whoosh
"I need to pick up my daughter"
Works Everytime 😁
Mostly only for elementary school students...
Nerd in Disguise ruclips.net/video/wQe2HJubBm4/видео.html
The teacher is more funny
@@Hyperfilm_ Sure, I'll subscribe to Comedy Central. Now run along and post your weak ass adverts elsewhere, maybe through Reddit or Twitter posts.
Most advertisers pay for their media to be advertised. Work, post, or collab. Just stay outta comments in future advertising.
@@Hyperfilm_ It's actually against RUclips guidelines to promote your channel in someone else's comment section, I hope you realize that m8
5:40 when a guest says Hi to Jimmy Fallon.
So real.
"Gimme five" then slaps tf out of kids hand 😂😅😂
There is no pit in hell deep enough for people that take other people's jokes and refer to it as their own.
So, like, every top comment on RUclips lol
@@nastyrex4302 there's a long list, and there's a lot of coal.
So everyone will go to hell because everyone steals jokes at one point. Lol
Tala Iafeta
Yo, can you explain the Joke to me. Because I didn’t understand it.
@bostero182 I've seen worse copycats
i always feel that 'high on potenuse' bit. That happened to me at work last week. I made a joke. Only one person heard and she repeated it. Everyone laughed. haven't trusted her since.
U will never be funny like her
Moral of the story is be confident or someone else will take your shine.
Dude, I felt that high on potenuse bit this morning.
That has happened to me 50 times in school
@@Venomonomonom Maybe you should speak up so people hear you
"I gotta pickup my daughter"
😂😂
13:53 The way he just starts slapping the kids hand and then the girl directly behind the teacher tries not to laugh but you can physically see her laughing is gold.
And the boy behind the kid that got slapped.
And now I've just realised nearly all the kids start laughing around that part xD
A - arons instant regret of saying he was in glee club killed me. 😂
Same her bruh I had to rewind it
😂"Why do I ever speak"😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Not aron he is A A ron
😂😂😂
"Tim-oe-thy"
"pree sent"
"Thank you"
vishal singh 😂😂
Genius 😂😂
"Shithead" =(shi' thead)
I guess he was the only one with a weird pronounced name
@@OngCelly did u get it off a bat dad
I love how key’s characters always get angry
Jimmy reached every goal he ever set out for lol epic
"Ain't none of ya'll old enough to go to the damn club!" 😂😂😂
Ridiculous....
Timothy should be
"I'm in the chess club"
*looks down*
"uh, I'm sorry sweetheart, you are not in the chest club"
Dat wuz funny
Jay qwelin
After losing his job teaching math in the inner city and his teacher's license, Mr Fryer stole the identity of one Mr. Garvey and vowed to never let another student play again
Matthew Rea that makes soo much sense now mind blowing
OMFG!
BRUH
facts
Lmaoo. I like that 😎
_"Et tu nerdy girl?"_
*I felt that.*
8:54 u can hear a little snicker of laughter
This video effected my life in a way I didn’t think was possible. My name is Blake and now everyone at my school calls me balake even my teachers
you made me laugh in class
Balake you are about as Spanish as ree-on seacrest ! 🤣
Hii BalAykey
oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
Bro...you have no idea lol
I wanna see a sketch where Mr. Garvey becomes a substitute of Jimmy’s class.
Yes!
I need this
He would kill him lol
ongggggg
Also, how is he gonna mess up Jimmy’s name?
“I’m the president of the glee club, why do I talk?” I lost it😂
4:50 wish my teachers were that easy on us
Imagine if Mr. Garvey subbed a class Jimmy was in
The crossover we all need
Oh no
they would have a battle to the death
Insert Infinity War meme here
Mr. Garvey would put that asshole on his place in a heartbeat
"My name is Blake"
"Are you out of your goddamn mind"
This hits too hard for me
The way he repeats Blake in the mocking voice kills me every time
U try having ur name be called Blake I get called bahlockaye everyday and yeah that's how people spell it
Everytime I watch Key, and Peel on t.v., I laugh so hard, now I watch them on YOU- TUBE and I still laugh so hard, I LOVE KEY, AND PEEL, THEY ARE REALLY SO HILARIOUS, I CAN'T WATCH AN EPISODE WITHOUT LAUGHING. I LOVE KEY AND PEEL!
7:05 poor guy
AIN'T NONE OF YA'LL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAMN CLUHH
😂😂😂
09:53 "Buh-lockay, I don't, here's the thing, I don't even know why I'm about to ask you this"
But old enough to have a daughter 😆
He said it as i read this comment lol
Chicanerous lulz great word
"AINT NONE A YALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAMN CLUB!"
“Mr. Garvey-“
I just was reading this comment as that phrase was said...
My favorite one
"fake announcement" hahahah
The way he said it was EPIC 🤣😂
I absolutely needed the laughter right now. Love it!
Man I used tooo watch this show every day I love it sooooo much they have so much talent when it comes to sketch ideas
We had a "Jimmy" back at school, he was funny as hell. He works at a McDonalds drive through now. Classic Jimmy
This is a highly underrated comment :D
It sound like ur talking about Jimmy De Santa
@@ykm4lk look at the bright side of things at least hes working and getting a check sum of us dont have that.Les start lifting each other up instead of tearing each other down be down for the cause BLM ♥😥😤✌😎
@@godsgal4evafaith126 real talk right here👆🏽✌🏽
@@godsgal4evafaith126 Was just about to say I wish I had a job, any job. Thanks for that
"Honey, you not in the chest club, maybe mosquito club."
"Hurtful"
"Truthful"
@Eddy Jin oof. That's hurtful.
@Eddy Jin OK emo
Eddy Jin some people are naturally funny. Some people can’t carry a joke to save their lives.
@Eddy Jin Nah
@Eddy Jin You are fighting a losing battle with everyone in the comments and your only clap back is "cool story bro"
Two of the most underrated actors in the world. I mean they're just incredible.
I dunno u guys but everytime when Denise is being yelled at, it breaks my heart.
Do you mean D nice?
“...and what, pray tell, is the reason..for this premature exodus?”
Drones4bones sounds like it’s out of a c.s. Lewis book 😂
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
-Did I st st st st st stutter?
-Just then? Yes
That part is just pure comedy. These guys are treasures. Even the students are acting perfectly.
With the choked voice
i didn't understand that. please make me understand it.
I didn't find it that funny... Am I missing something?
Sthu
@@calculator4482 yea
90 degree dangle got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Mosquito bite club" hahahaha i'm dead
"Et tu, nerdy girl?" - most underrated line... as the only other nerd in the class, that betrayal was the fatal blow.
can u explain? i dont get it
@@pexive3164 It's a line from Julius Caesar that he says to one of his friends that betrays him.
@@pexive3164 its a joke about humans. Not really a dog joke.
Stephen Kohl that almost slipped over my head untill i saw their profile picture
Pexive when Caesar is getting assassinated, when he sees that his friend was there too he says, “et tu, brute?”
The seamless "I''m President of the Glee Club, why do I talk" is gold
- Here he iiiiizzz. A-Aron
- Heeeey..
He knows he‘s the number one target 😂
😂
Ay I was gonna like the comment but it's 777.
But the teacher is smarter🤣🤣🤣🤣
"THE GLEE CLUB?!?!!" *Moves stuff off desk*
"What pray tell is the reason for this premature exodus"
Amazing line!😂
This never gets old 😂
”You want me to put your name on the board?”
Some of the scariest words in elementary school.
Did that become a thing? Lmao I didn't understand it. Like it's supposed to embarrass the student or something?
@@RalphRoberts1 it's a sign you're close to getting punished, either sent outside, sent to the principal or given detention
*Swap writers pen with sharpie*
@Yo Boi Skinny Jeans*intensifies*
@@RalphRoberts1 Ralph waldoe pickle chips
"fake announcement" nothing gets past this guy lol
Yes lol
"I gotta go pick up my daughter" 🥺
*literal principal O'Shaughnessy shows up*
Mr.Garvey: just a cosplay let's move on
Gotta say Mr Garvey 1/2 are probably 2 of the funniest sketches I've ever seen. Clorthos hitting number 3.
Love Key and Peele.
What is this a high and new level of comedians, I have ever seen before!
I love them 😘😘😘
The “kids” in the first skit are actually pretty good actors
Cathair 929 I was thinking the same thing. Their expressions are right on.
Absolutely agree... Most of the extras are usually quite good. I'm impressed
Agreed! Their straight faces is what makes the skit all the more funnier 🤣🤣
Absolutely
I appreciated it too
The actor for AAron was so funny “why do I talk”
That was aaron
@@stuartmaise9230 you're wrong it's A ARON
THE GLEE CLUB?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Like they gon' have a CLUUUB dedicated to a TV SHOW!
Ay Ay Ron
he played jay in the american inbetweeners…unfortunately.
12:31 Luigi?!?!
being following for a while... the classroom sketches are totally hilarious
"GIMME FIVE" , and starts smacking the kid's hand, I freaking lost it lol
Only part of the vid that *actually* made me laugh. The rest I just frowned upon
Yo dat shit so funny
You are beautiful
Are you single ?
😂😂😂 the exact part made me lose it.
Those are the oldest high school students I've ever seen
Ikr
It’s normal in this school, 99% of kids get held back.
@@madmAn-ky8pd i wonder how old tim-oh-thees kids are
MongmanMark YT ?
Tim othy where are u Tim othy
The most hilarious skit i have ever seen...just brilliant
This is one of my favorite clips from the show
“Et tu nerdy girl” that was epic
Her look back at him was classic too! haha!
@@Chris_WG What;s her name?
That was epic. Throwing some Shakespeare in there about ceaser lmao. First time I caught it
Damn, Glee Club makes you soft!
I think it means something like “Even you, nerdy girl?”
The stealing a joke one is exactly how you feel when someone steals your comment then gets more likes than you.
Stolen comment
Edit: my goodness are yall seriously taking my joke seriously?
Nobody steals comments butt hole
@@Dubdsy You sound like a nine year old lol.
You sound like a nine year old lol.
@@JustinTimeForParties You sound like a nine year old.
14:12 leaked Super Mario Movie Toad Recording
"......later that year, he went insane."
Awww that's so sa-- OH YEAH JIMMY GO
is it me or everyone wants a movie about Mr. Garby and his class
Apparently there’s been one in the works...hope we get it!
ruclips.net/video/tPVWGwO9kCk/видео.html
School of rock
YES
Garvey
My wife teaches middle school and there are absolutely kids just like Jimmy or worse.
We used to have a 3 year old at my childcare center that's going to be worse than Jimmy. He laughs when he gets in trouble, since he thjnks its funny he continuously does it. He was such a danger to have that we sent him home everyday, his moms boss came the very last time to grab him and told us that he wouldn't be back. None of us, not 1 staff member misses him, he required our constant attention due to his behavior but he had 10 kids in his class.
"Dhandam dhashagunam bhave"
- used to be the formula in Indian schools
Which was pretty successful
@@julieannanderson2228 what if you had the 3 stooges? 😏
Julie Ann oooh yea....thats the time when your learning right from wrong. Safe to say he wasnt being diciplined correctly. His parents were probably still treating him like a baby. Wich is the BIGGEST mistake you can make when you have a smart kid. Be is almost always made by first time parents.
yes they are. At least back in the late 90s we were the worst- i feel bad for some of the teachers we tormented back then
Jimmy is the man🤣🤣🤣
This is a masterpiece..
"et tu, nerdy girl?"
that one was the best nerdy comeback 🤣
@Double O_O Benji in a Shakespeare's play, when Caesar gets betrayed and stabbed by the senators, his last words are "et tu Brute?" which in Latin means "also you Brutus" or "even you Brutus?" Brutus being his friend.
so et tu, nerdy girl? means even you nerdy girl?
and that's why it's perfect, its a nerdy reference for a nerdy girl 😁
@@malahamavet oml I thought I was the only one who noticed that boy Brutus is a bitch
@@malahamavet it's in french
@@malahamavet it's in french.
@@malahamavet sorry I know it’s a year later but these guys are wrong and you are right, in the play Caesar says it in latin, not French.
This is brilliant stuff. The inner city substitute mispronouncing super white kids names like they’re black is a genius premise.
*super white kids*
What’s the difference between white and super white kids
Super white kids have easy to pronounce names
It’s pretty obvious what super white names are. I don’t have to explain it. I’m surprised there aren’t more white whiny right wingers telling me I’m racist for that comment.
@@nebulousisgod here you go: you are racist.
Lovin' Keegan Michael-Key since he was Coach Hines in MadTV!!!! ♥️♥️♥️
I love Mr Garvey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’m the president of the Glee Club” “Why do I talk 😣”
LMAO
👍👍👍👍👍
I bet you right now, Jimmy can't speak a word of english. But he's very fluent in sims.
AAHH EuReKa!
12:35 he said home alone
Lol
Bru it don’t make no sense how funny these 2 are that shyt a blessing
AA- RON's reaction is the best 😂😂😂
The reason why jimmy became like that is because of troy stealing his joke
Then Jimmy became President.
So the VP is ?
@@msjjasso5541 what is vp
Vice president
I think that was him before Troy stole his joke since he looks younger there
" Gimme five! Gim- *GIMME FIVE* " *grabs the kid's hand and violently high fives him three times*
i felt so bad for that kid. his hand got bitch slapped
@@skinnyjason3666 kid : 😖 why take it on me?!?
Slapped real hard😂😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment😩😭😭
I can’t decide for whom I feel most bad.. for the kid who’s hand‘s being savagely murdered or for the teacher for not finding any support from his class 😂
total comic genius
The stealing joke one was so funny, that had me laughing hard🤣🤣
Insubordinate, and churlish.
Chicanerous and deplorable
@@yokingstream1005 mischievous and deceitful.
😂😂😂
Wonderful and rightful, just and brave.
Ridiculous and urrigant.
Those people who steal jokes are what’s wrong with this world
You dont know what's wrong with this world, kid.
Perfect Octo you must be fun at parties
Everytimr someone does that i will punch them till they pass out and then i get expelled for what taking credit of other people joke?
Perfect Octo r/woooooosh
Perfect Octo would you care to enlighten us on the problems of this cruel, cruel world we live in?
A-Aron cracks me up everytime😂😂 the glee club😂😂🥲
“You done messed up A-aron” Rodgers 2022 👏🏽😁