Every Single Gangsta Sketch - Key & Peele
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- Опубликовано: 3 май 2024
- From loco gangstas to an unforgettable stand-off, relive Key & Peele’s most gangsta moments.
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"Thats not Loco, thats financially irresponsible.."
These guy know what are they doing. Lol
Straight hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahahahaha
and they care bout the children
It’s not even the accent. It’s the perfect delivery of “just being cavalier with your finances”😂😂
My last video my offend you if you’re of the Caucasus origin but it’s entertainment lol
Carlito is just your average socially awkward gangster
Hell naw man, he ain’t socially awkward. You ain’t never gon catch him bein socially awkward.
Never catch him doing nothing
@UCnmKgWg7dzf98T0vQfWO6PA Nah homes... being socially awkward is for sussies
you mean he is a dufus?
Me at a party not wanting to ask for a chair to inconvenience anyone
Carlito, that's not crazy. You're just being cavalier with your finances! ×D gets me every time!
me too. especially the - "that's financially irresponsible".
lololol 100% agree and then I can't stop laughing when he runs into the post here omg @ 2:44
@@walterfix6156 agreed
Being financially responsible is for bitch-ass culeros ese.
@@walterfix6156 or when he hits his head on the fridge getting up lol
The moment you realize one of the Mexican gangsters is one of the Salamanca twin cousins from Breaking Bad, and that he had more lines in these two skits than in the entirety of both Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul
I've been searching all the comments for someone else who recognised the breaking bad twin too 🤣👏
And coco from Mayans MC
@@donjuandelanoootch Richard Cabral I just peeped him
wut... nice
And Eduardo (Richard Cabral) was an actual gangster when younger
Three things you won't catch Carlito doing:
- being quiet
- sitting in a chair
- going to heaven
nah man all that sounds like it fo puzzies
Yep. Those are 3 things about the character alright. You can tell because they were established in the skits. The skits in which he was a prominent character. In particular, the first 2 skits of this compilation. And they're supported by such quotes as "I'll never be caught being quiet", "You'll never catch me sittin in no chair", and... my personal favorite, "Heaven is for pussies". Carlito is also hispanic and in a gang, if my memory serves correctly...
Fuck heaven, u wont catch me there...
going to heaven, homes*
@@RedMissou JUST GO TO THE LIGHT DUDE
"You got diarrhea?"
"Hell no man, I ain't gay."
Underrated line lolol
not the line "You like twilight?!?" ??
My favorite, courtney lol
Please explain joke
“See i wouldn’t do that to you.”
i died lmfaooo the delivery was just soooo good
Key's performance in the Carvel sketch is an absolute masterpiece of acting.
hell yeah, its like 4 emotiins he has to pull off simultaneously and walk a super fine line along each
I love how the car turns into a cardboard cut out 😂
8:19 if u look a little closer at the fake ass gangster his jacket is made out of trash bags, his hat and glasses is made out of flexi craft paper colored in with black sharpie marker, & to top it off he has a 10¢ coin glued to his ear instead of an diamond earring. Those small details make the skit even more hilarious.
@@jessicascott6413 😂😂😂 this is literally Guys when I lived down in LA as a kid 🤣
When it's the real car, I could've sworn that it's the one from Ice Cube's it was a good day video
Carlito with a bottle to his head: "I'm in to deep" lmfao
* unbreakable bottle
the disappointment in himself when he threw it and broke
Hahah
Me when…
➤ I forget what I was talking about mid-sentence
➤ I’m trying to impress a cute girl I like but realize it was better in my head
You're*
“Carlito go back into your body!”
“I’m good out here.”
I’ve never related to anyone more
Pooped my pants sketch is peele I can hear him laughing
He’s delightful my dudes idk
Brightens up a room
Nah im chillin here on the spirit planeee
My last video my offend you if you’re of the Caucasus origin but it’s entertainment lol
@@stopplayinntre2887 u
"You got diarrhea?.... Hell naw man I ain't gay!" 😂😂😂😂
The look when he says that and the "nah" when he poops himself are immaculate
I love how Carlito got into heaven even though he's a gangster and a murderer! He's probably one of my favorite Key and Peele characters.
Mans refused to go.
@@JM-740oh boy
The mentally impaired will go to Heaven
Uhhh
“Yes ... you’re the most loco in the gang ... by process of elimination”
I damn near choked on my iced tea.
Drinking Ice tea isn’t loco… it’s just refreshing 😂
/ You better had some liquor in that tea to make it seem like a G to choke, homie , if not? You're a phony culero..🤣
@@fernandopadilla7767 "iced tea"
yah ok
@@igotasweetass 🤔🤔🤔🤷🏻♂️
Jesus Christ loves you
I find it heartwarming how they didn't want to hurt Carlito's feelings
@@B0mbaclatt freeze you're under arrest !
Cause Carlito would spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool
That's the most gangsta thing you can do xD
They don't want him to get angry cause then he'll go loco on them.
True homies
Can a brother get some Claritin up in here 😂
😭🤣
15:48 😂
"Who he, what he did?" should just become something I quote daily...
"I got nine punch cards from Fro-Yo Universe. Each with only one stamp in it."
alright, that's legitimately savage
That's not loco, that's financially irresponsible
Not as savage as Carvel though. "Aight lets go sell some crack".
@@kishascape after crying about his childhood memories too.
@Alibey Bal that's not crying. those are some manly-ass tears
legit thought he was gonna say "and now I'm going to ask if they'll redeem them all at once and honor the discounnnnnnt"
"We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen."
Yup, that's exactly how gangbangers talk. They nailed it.
Gangbangers? I think they're into nailing different things. XD.
Ur sarcasm is on point
yep. that's doing dirt😂
But that’s literally what they have to do, to maximize profits, so I would say their spot on.
@@EntropicEcho The word gangbangers originally referred to gangsters. That genre of "entertainment" came later. Lol
“I think i just proved this bottle is unbreakable.”
*breaks*
That’s not loco… das like… financially irresponsible” breaks me everytime 🤣
“We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen” lol
Sounds like normal gangbanger talk to me lmao
Lol n at tha beginning he talks about being organized like as if he's gonna talk about some serious plans n shit haha
@@alldogsgoheaven did you know it takes more effort to type like an idiot than to just pronounce words as Ebonics when you read them....js
@@lostwizardcat9910 huh??...
@@lostwizardcat9910 are you really trying to bang in the RUclips comment section Keyboard Gangster? 🤨🤣🤣
The Carvel skit is my favorite. He genuinely looks like hes trying not to break character and trying not to laugh. Even the end seems legit. Amazing work here.
"Go ahead, Carvell!"
We used to pretend the floor was molten lava lol
That was a weird ass sneeze
Boi that joint has me on the floor still!! w gets old lmaoo
Bruh when I tell you I was on the fuckin floor dead crying watching this + high asf I was literally crying this scene too funny 😂😂😂
I tried breaking a beer bottle over my head at a party when I was 16 seeing Carlito try gave me PTSD!😂😂
Did it break?
ConSeQuEnCeS!
@@yoshikagekira666 Yea it broke my ego😂
It really doesnt work does it, it just really, really, really hurts. Heads are a bit too soft on the surface
8:19 if u look a little closer at the fake ass gangster his jacket is made out of trash bags, his hat and glasses is made out of flexi craft paper colored in with black sharpie marker, & to top it off he has a 10¢ coin glued to his ear instead of an diamond earring. Those small details make the skit even more hilarious.
I love that one.
Bruh I like how Carlito is just an awkward guy in the group and the group of gangster just treats him like a younger brother. It's sort of endearing.
Thats me. But i aint never do that like carlito.
They play the Mexican roles so naturally. So hilarious.
I died at culeros 💀
@@didi012578 go to the light
Puerto Rican*
Chicano, vato
@@shivadave3174 Seriously? You're going to split hairs here?
Stop it, ese.
"No, Carlito, Carlito- i's not that kind of loco, okay? It's more like, you know, zany. Or goofy." This line delivery killed me.
22:44 lookin like Gus Fring from breaking bad 😂
that's the point :|
'Its not loco, its just financialy irresponsible' 🤣
Caught me everytime 🤣🤣
Thank for for what 40 people said 13 months ago
"What..you got diarrhea?"
"Hell na man I ain't gay"
made me spit my water out 😂
I, totally spat my water out of my mouth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🇯🇲🇬🇧
Water out yo ass 😂
That killed me..😂😂😂
That's gay😂
😭😭😭😭
“Alright let’s go sell some crack”😂 16:44
“I’m sorry I judged you”
“Apology accepted” took me a second 😂😂😂😂😂😅
"Why? Who he? What he did?"
-Carlitzu, _The_ _Art_ _of_ _War_
This is a dad joke at a whole new level you dork lolol!!
Nooooonbro I’m dying this had me gone
Good Lord this joke🤣🔥🤣👌🤣🔥🤣
This comment needs more respect! 😭🤣
"thats just like financially irresponsible"
20:11 -- that first "... nothin'..." is just unreal.
"i'm in too deep.." with his sad face had me rolling bruh
When Carlito picks up the gun, all the gangsters freak out except for Eduardo. Consistent job by the actor!
Good eyes. I've seen that skit a bunch of times and never noticed that. 👍
Could have been directed to do so
Eduardo is underrated. He really says a lot with his eyes. He really looks loco!
That’s the guy from Mayans. He’s basically the same way in that show too lol.
@@Feanor2024 Baby Jokes East LA South Sider, ex gangbanger, sickass rapper too
Key and Peele are the greatest comedy team ever. Hands down.
Hands up!
Every great sketch comedy duo of their Era deserves these claims
Way too true 👌🏾♥️
And no matter how many times I rewatch, I can't EVER get enough 😂
@J W HA HA! There, I laughed.
"I'm not a waster." I feel that 😁😅😂
"I'm in too deep" 😂😂😂 gets me every time
that caught me of guard.😆 😅
The pain in his eyes and voice 😂
Love it ❤
When does he say that
3:17 when he's hitting himself with the bottle 😂
Carlito was actually looking for a chair at the beginning 🤣
Yep. And when he couldn't find one he tried to play it off and make it seem like he's more gangster for not sitting in a chair.
They ran out of chairs at my local ham radio club meeting so I just sat leaned on the counter like Carlito to avoid embarrassment. I understand now why he went all the way with it, homie must have bad social anxiety.
Congratulations..
I didn’t realize that until a couple times watching it, only makes the sketch that much funnier
Isnt that the joke?
I wish there was more sketches about carlito and the gang 🤣🤣
I wish for. Tv Show
The fake ass gangster sketch gets me every time
8:19 if u look a little closer at the fake ass gangster his jacket is made out of trash bags, his hat and glasses is made out of flexi craft paper colored in with black sharpie marker, & to top it off he has a 10¢ coin glued to his ear instead of an diamond earring. Those small details make the skit even more hilarious.
"Thats not Loco, thats like... zany. Or goofy."
Lol that was loco.... but not inna entertaining way
Yeah you're the most loco one by the process of elimination
"I'm sorry, man, that was a weird-ass sneeze I just did, right there, GOTDAMMIT, CAN A BROTHER GET SOME MTHFK'N CLARATIN UP IN HERE?!"
That skit was the funniest one 🤣 it gets me everytime
hahhahababaab GO AHEAD CARVEL!!!!
@@rileybradley27 it's between him and Carlito
Best skit I've ever watched
“Alright… *sniffle* let’s go sell some crack.”
Key is probably the best actor/ supporting actor Ive ever seen. His uncontrollable laughter is so realistic
Key trying to hold in that initial laugh before that Care Bear conversation!!🐻😂😂😂😂
I cannot tell if Key is acting or really laughing at Carvel(Peele).
Right!? I feel like that was improv
That skit is awesomely funny
This is the best show ever
Felt like he was losing character but it worked
ye he def broke character in the beginning , ive seen all the things these two do and most of it is improv , outtakes would be a blessing.
That Carvel skit legit shows their acting skills. Brilliant.
Sometimes i come here to watch this piece of art. Come one, all gangsta sketches compressed together like a diamond. This is a gem of course.
Those some manly tears😂😂😂😂😂😂
😹😆😭😅
00:49 Why? Who he? What he did?? ..... Never gets old, no matter how may times you watch this loco sketch...
Wow never expected to find you over here 😂🤣
Who he ? Lol
Love your work 👍🏻
That sketch is a classic 😂😂😂
"I never be caught being quiet." 😂😂
1:41
@@chillax360why? Who he? What he did?
The last sketch is even better when you know that one of the Mafia's top hitmen was known to have a voice described as high pitched and Mickey Mouse like.
Never heard of that, do you remember the name?
@@morteamoureuse Tommy Pitera also known as Tommy Karate.
@@morteamoureuse Tommy Pitera...he was ruthless ...once shot a woman in the head and then butchered her body in a hot tub ...he put her severed corpse in a couple duffle bags and called it a day..check out the audiobook they have about him
@@robthefactsmachine9428 ayo that got pretty dark fast
that was deebo from friday
The most supportive gang and the funniest skit about any gang I've seen 😂💀💀
Not only the skits are brilliant, their acting are as well, especially when they play different ethnic roles like Hispanic, Middle Eastern and etc… I totally bought in on whatever role that they played 👍👍
Carlito: "this bottle is unbreakable!"
*throws the bottle away*
*the bottle breaks into pieces*
Carlito: 😔
His face was priceless after bottle breaks
😂😂😂
it was perfect, genius comedic timing.
Yesh!
Lmao!!
Carvelle is one of Peele's greatest characters. I wanted to giggle some but he had 5 bullets left.
That's my second favorite sketch of theirs. My absolute favorite is The Larry King, Chris Brown parody 🤣
@@SepTeena I forgot about that one. That cord ruined the man's career 😃 😀
Haha
That has to be the best laugh I've ever heard...
Nab Carlito is the best 😭😂😂😂
"You got shanked man we gotta pull it out!"
"leave it, I'm chilling holmes"
Carlito knows his medical. Good boy
16:25 that was a genuine laugh
... alright let's go sell some crack
My bro and I used lines from all these sketches for years.. it was a language between us, it’s like I’m revisiting memories I’ve had with him. Love you brother. I hope you’re laughing
L
L for love
@@-dopeland-3349 damn bruh sorry
Sorry for your loss
My buddy Aaron(eyron) is now being called ey ey ron by all. K&P just changed his identity lmao
fun fact: the reason why Jordan and Keegan don't make skits anymore is because they've made every skit possible
Nah the world is too sensitive now with the race impersonations and gay stuff. They'd get taken off air after one episode
It's because they ARE making skits on the down-low.
...nope, they went full racist and woke...... people are tired of that nonsense.
@@pure-blood17 Weird bc a lot of these had nothing to do with race. They are actors it is literally their job to play other people. Perhaps the one who cares what race they are playing is more racist than them.
@@jacobanderson3526 ..lol...better go watch their interviews, my comment stands.
15:42 the best clip right there
Key and Peele are the absolute best. 😂😂😂
I don’t think anyone else can appreciate that Key and Peele actually know the differences between gangstas and gangsters.
Shout out to Baby Joke I see you vato
@@christiangarcia9956 come again?
@@imaginarycorgi7312 my bad thought I was commenting on the video in general. Baby Jokes is on this video just a shout out to him.
@@christiangarcia9956 fr been bumping him lately
whats the difference
MAN THAT CARVELL SKIT TOOK ME OUT‼️🤣😭😂 TWIG WAS MY BOY😭
Same
Probably the nicest gangsters in the world 😂
Carlito yell to demonstrate how loud he can be is so iconic. And the actual Hispanic guy with the speaking role has the funniest facial expressions and he seems like he really care abt Carlito in all the sketches 🤣
iconic? it's a throwaway line and this isn't even one of their most popular sketches
@@3-meo-2-oxo-pceshut up
"you like twilight?!"
" *TWILIGHT'S MY JAM!* "
lmaooooo
😂😂
i love how these guys play their roll so perfect in every sketch they are the funniest and the most certified sketch makers. love goes out out to both guys. just something you wish you could be apart of.
*role
That Carvell crying skit made me laugh non-stop each time I rewatched it.
Though its makes me wonder if Carvell was actually trying to get rid of Key and made up all that to make him lose it and laugh. Thus giving him reason to shoot him in front all the other crewmember. x))
Can a brother get a Claritin up in here?!
"He fanceyed himself Sharebear".😂
We need to have more meetings!
The meeting: “we need to sell more drugs and commit more crimes “. 😆
We gotta sell more drugs, and we've gotta make more crimes happen
"I think I just proved this bottle is unbreakable"
*Throws it away* .... 😂 bottle shatters. 😂😂😂😂
“Ok let’s sell some crack.” 😂
Made me spit my water out.
Carlito wouldn't sit in a chair.
Now he's on the spirit plane chilling.
CONSEQUENCES.
I'm just imagining how they made that phone call for emergency services:
"911, how can i help you?"
"hey uh one of our gang members just got shanked. I need an ambulance."
"Carlito I'm calling you an ambulance!
"I don't need a ambulance. Ambulances are for pussies!"
2:15 there’s like children in this neighborhood
Love social conscience gangsters ❤️
14:00 my most fav sketch ever lmao, watched 100th time laughed with same energy
i skipped to 14 you are totally right! lol
ruclips.net/video/HdL2Y-l00cA/видео.html
:D How you do the same joke with British humor
Wtf???? I watch all your vids
hahahahahahah...GO AHEAD CARVEL!!!!
Tears every time. 🤣😂🤣😂
The parole officer skit isn't counted? Little Homie is still a gangstah
Little homie was epic
@@MJ-py7dm Wat'up? Waaat'up!?
Also, where's Gun Rack and his hit single "I Killed Darnell Simmons"?
@@Angrygreentea my NegRUMMMPS
@@MJ-py7dm ''Now smoke that shit, before I smoke this bitch right here!''
Crazy house universal these two are . I love it!
Eduardo being the only dude to kinda push forward when Carlito is flashing the gun kills me every time
They are so good after a while they make me laugh just as bad as the first time lmao
"that's ah weird ass sneeze"
" GO AHEAD CARVEL!!!"
Ight I would’ve just bursted out laughing with the “And then-And then-And then”🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 I screamed out loud when ya boi came out the interrogation room with pizza 🍕 doin his dance 😂!!!
😂😂😂
All these skits are funny as hell🤣🤣🤣
“I’m naked and I don’t even care!”
“Check this out…derrrfffff”
Carlito never disappoints. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The one where they keep pointing their guns at each other was gold.
a beautiful commentary on masculine friendship, they cant let don their guard even when they are best friends
😂😂insecurities
It's the bit in the pool that really gets me.
When he said "im in too deep" when asked to stop, had me laugh litteraly I think the hardest ive ever laughed my entire life 🤣🤣🤣
the acting, characters, scenes all the way to the accents they are 2 of the greatest ever
15:27 Key's acting like he's breaking character is sublime here.
I had never watched the British office since I last saw that joke and now that I have.... HE IS COMPLETLY RIGHT!
It’s the original and the best
I watched the british one and it s the best
I have watched neither
The moment he said it was loco cause he didnt want to sit on a chair probably gave him flashbacks to prove his pride even more
This is alwyss dependable I can come back to these and still laugh no matter when! ❤❤😂
I laughed about my boss talking about Care Bears and I got a bullet in my chest
*CONSEQUENCES*
15:41 favourite moments
Perhaps the most fun job in the world. Working with your best friend. Making comedy sletches together. The kind of slits they do, make it impossible to run out of ideas, as theyve literally put together such weird sketches that just simply can be thiught of and they can make it work. Its brilliant
Key and Peele skits always make my stomach hurt from laughing man xD
also in the Carvel skit it's not even like Keegan is acting but rather just playing himself genuinely trying not to laugh lolol
“GO AHEAD CARVEL” 😂😂😂
The mexican accent always got me . So on point 🤣🤣🤣
They love carlito so much.They respect his emotions 😂