Every Single Gangsta Sketch - Key & Peele

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @sakibaki3904
    @sakibaki3904 3 года назад +10817

    "Thats not Loco, thats financially irresponsible.."
    These guy know what are they doing. Lol

    • @adg_87
      @adg_87 3 года назад +85

      Straight hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    • @aishavpmd
      @aishavpmd 3 года назад +22

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 3 года назад +85

      and they care bout the children

    • @Swoosh_015
      @Swoosh_015 3 года назад +140

      It’s not even the accent. It’s the perfect delivery of “just being cavalier with your finances”😂😂

    • @StopPlayinnTre
      @StopPlayinnTre 3 года назад +4

      My last video my offend you if you’re of the Caucasus origin but it’s entertainment lol

  • @notmybizness2459
    @notmybizness2459 3 года назад +4154

    The Carvel skit is my favorite. He genuinely looks like hes trying not to break character and trying not to laugh. Even the end seems legit. Amazing work here.

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 2 года назад +263

      "Go ahead, Carvell!"

    • @courtneymcclain8123
      @courtneymcclain8123 2 года назад +137

      We used to pretend the floor was molten lava lol

    • @Wahluu
      @Wahluu 2 года назад +154

      That was a weird ass sneeze

    • @doncaver3006
      @doncaver3006 2 года назад +32

      Boi that joint has me on the floor still!! w gets old lmaoo

    • @qaareeshaw2220
      @qaareeshaw2220 2 года назад +35

      Bruh when I tell you I was on the fuckin floor dead crying watching this + high asf I was literally crying this scene too funny 😂😂😂

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 3 года назад +3604

    “Carlito go back into your body!”
    “I’m good out here.”
    I’ve never related to anyone more

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 года назад +19

      Pooped my pants sketch is peele I can hear him laughing
      He’s delightful my dudes idk
      Brightens up a room

    • @jackwoods1110
      @jackwoods1110 3 года назад +51

      Nah im chillin here on the spirit planeee

    • @StopPlayinnTre
      @StopPlayinnTre 3 года назад +1

      My last video my offend you if you’re of the Caucasus origin but it’s entertainment lol

    • @CarlJohnson-io2ww
      @CarlJohnson-io2ww 3 года назад +1

      @@StopPlayinnTre u

    • @YungRedd
      @YungRedd 5 дней назад

      My body's stoopid holmes😂

  • @fernaoorphao
    @fernaoorphao Год назад +1271

    Key's performance in the Carvel sketch is an absolute masterpiece of acting.

    • @patrickdwyer320
      @patrickdwyer320 8 месяцев назад +46

      hell yeah, its like 4 emotions he has to pull off simultaneously and walk a super fine line along each

    • @eamonia
      @eamonia 6 месяцев назад +3

      No doubt.

    • @WambaBasic
      @WambaBasic 6 месяцев назад +10

      Laugh at 16:20 is so contagious

    • @shashanksingh5479
      @shashanksingh5479 4 месяца назад +3

      Impressive is every way

    • @Itadori_p2
      @Itadori_p2 4 месяца назад +8

      And then and then and then

  • @billmccroskey4595
    @billmccroskey4595 2 года назад +5318

    “Yes ... you’re the most loco in the gang ... by process of elimination”
    I damn near choked on my iced tea.

    • @fernandopadilla7767
      @fernandopadilla7767 2 года назад +79

      Drinking Ice tea isn’t loco… it’s just refreshing 😂

    • @JoMagic-ny8zu
      @JoMagic-ny8zu 2 года назад

      / You better had some liquor in that tea to make it seem like a G to choke, homie , if not? You're a phony culero..🤣

    • @igotasweetass
      @igotasweetass 2 года назад +7

      @@fernandopadilla7767 "iced tea"
      yah ok

    • @fernandopadilla7767
      @fernandopadilla7767 2 года назад +1

      @@igotasweetass 🤔🤔🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @ben2808
      @ben2808 2 года назад +3

      Jesus Christ loves you

  • @Balloon410
    @Balloon410 3 года назад +12335

    Three things you won't catch Carlito doing:
    - being quiet
    - sitting in a chair
    - going to heaven

    • @christophermyers6372
      @christophermyers6372 3 года назад +149

      nah man all that sounds like it fo puzzies

    • @JD_tcb
      @JD_tcb 3 года назад +149

      Yep. Those are 3 things about the character alright. You can tell because they were established in the skits. The skits in which he was a prominent character. In particular, the first 2 skits of this compilation. And they're supported by such quotes as "I'll never be caught being quiet", "You'll never catch me sittin in no chair", and... my personal favorite, "Heaven is for pussies". Carlito is also hispanic and in a gang, if my memory serves correctly...

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 3 года назад +46

      Fuck heaven, u wont catch me there...

    • @RedMissou
      @RedMissou 3 года назад +25

      going to heaven, homes*

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 3 года назад +23

      @@RedMissou JUST GO TO THE LIGHT DUDE

  • @Pangolin-Mandolin
    @Pangolin-Mandolin Год назад +3815

    Carlito, that's not crazy. You're just being cavalier with your finances! ×D gets me every time!

    • @AkshatGoelMAITMAE
      @AkshatGoelMAITMAE Год назад +83

      me too. especially the - "that's financially irresponsible".

    • @walterfix6156
      @walterfix6156 Год назад +10

      lololol 100% agree and then I can't stop laughing when he runs into the post here omg @ 2:44

    • @thomascunningham5414
      @thomascunningham5414 Год назад +1

      @@walterfix6156 agreed

    • @winstonwolfe5733
      @winstonwolfe5733 Год назад

      Being financially responsible is for bitch-ass culeros ese.

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 Год назад +4

      ​@@walterfix6156 or when he hits his head on the fridge getting up lol

  • @The.jokes.on.you1997
    @The.jokes.on.you1997 Год назад +598

    I love how the car turns into a cardboard cut out 😂

    • @jessicascott6413
      @jessicascott6413 Год назад +42

      8:19 if u look a little closer at the fake ass gangster his jacket is made out of trash bags, his hat and glasses is made out of flexi craft paper colored in with black sharpie marker, & to top it off he has a 10¢ coin glued to his ear instead of an diamond earring. Those small details make the skit even more hilarious.

    • @The.jokes.on.you1997
      @The.jokes.on.you1997 Год назад +10

      @@jessicascott6413 😂😂😂 this is literally Guys when I lived down in LA as a kid 🤣

    • @TarasTankFriends
      @TarasTankFriends 9 месяцев назад +5

      When it's the real car, I could've sworn that it's the one from Ice Cube's it was a good day video

    • @cactilainen4301
      @cactilainen4301 5 месяцев назад

      The music aswell

    • @KyleGD
      @KyleGD 3 месяца назад

      ​@@jessicascott6413cut da gangstar some slack 😢😢😂😂

  • @last_surprise9507
    @last_surprise9507 3 года назад +13831

    Carlito is just your average socially awkward gangster

    • @dontmindmyname7563
      @dontmindmyname7563 3 года назад +1035

      Hell naw man, he ain’t socially awkward. You ain’t never gon catch him bein socially awkward.

    • @cap10zomb
      @cap10zomb 3 года назад +278

      Never catch him doing nothing

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 3 года назад +13

      @UCnmKgWg7dzf98T0vQfWO6PA Nah homes... being socially awkward is for sussies

    • @robertjensen3786
      @robertjensen3786 3 года назад +39

      you mean he is a dufus?

    • @gingerbreadcookie1048
      @gingerbreadcookie1048 3 года назад +125

      Me at a party not wanting to ask for a chair to inconvenience anyone

  • @dr.zoidberg5096
    @dr.zoidberg5096 3 года назад +4154

    Carlito with a bottle to his head: "I'm in to deep" lmfao

    • @caliguladeux
      @caliguladeux 3 года назад +68

      * unbreakable bottle

    • @thomassawyer4785
      @thomassawyer4785 3 года назад +84

      the disappointment in himself when he threw it and broke

    • @christiannilsen2835
      @christiannilsen2835 3 года назад

      Hahah

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 3 года назад +6

      Me when…
      ➤ I forget what I was talking about mid-sentence
      ➤ I’m trying to impress a cute girl I like but realize it was better in my head

    • @Y_a_r_n
      @Y_a_r_n 3 года назад

      You're*

  • @courtneykiolbassa2686
    @courtneykiolbassa2686 3 года назад +6953

    "You got diarrhea?"
    "Hell no man, I ain't gay."
    Underrated line lolol

  • @nathanielrodriguez2706
    @nathanielrodriguez2706 Год назад +160

    “I think i just proved this bottle is unbreakable.”
    *breaks*

  • @ioiwut4874
    @ioiwut4874 3 года назад +2246

    "I got nine punch cards from Fro-Yo Universe. Each with only one stamp in it."
    alright, that's legitimately savage

    • @OkalaborationO
      @OkalaborationO 3 года назад +160

      That's not loco, that's financially irresponsible

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 года назад +20

      Not as savage as Carvel though. "Aight lets go sell some crack".

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 3 года назад +3

      @@kishascape after crying about his childhood memories too.

    • @ioiwut4874
      @ioiwut4874 2 года назад +12

      @Alibey Bal that's not crying. those are some manly-ass tears

    • @pugsnhogz
      @pugsnhogz 2 года назад

      legit thought he was gonna say "and now I'm going to ask if they'll redeem them all at once and honor the discounnnnnnt"

  • @lustrouslamb3999
    @lustrouslamb3999 3 года назад +11101

    I find it heartwarming how they didn't want to hurt Carlito's feelings

    • @thecoolestdaniel4554
      @thecoolestdaniel4554 3 года назад +111

      @@B0mbaclatt freeze you're under arrest !

    • @UriahD85
      @UriahD85 3 года назад +64

      Cause Carlito would spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool

    • @grayfoxrex1646
      @grayfoxrex1646 3 года назад +30

      That's the most gangsta thing you can do xD

    • @aceofspades58
      @aceofspades58 3 года назад +83

      They don't want him to get angry cause then he'll go loco on them.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 года назад +27

      True homies

  • @ethansloan
    @ethansloan 3 года назад +4839

    "We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen."
    Yup, that's exactly how gangbangers talk. They nailed it.

    • @EntropicEcho
      @EntropicEcho 3 года назад +130

      Gangbangers? I think they're into nailing different things. XD.

    • @blackvenmo2273
      @blackvenmo2273 3 года назад +19

      Ur sarcasm is on point

    • @kevinmitchell4018
      @kevinmitchell4018 3 года назад +3

      yep. that's doing dirt😂

    • @danielvillalobos8895
      @danielvillalobos8895 2 года назад +9

      But that’s literally what they have to do, to maximize profits, so I would say their spot on.

    • @WinterReflections
      @WinterReflections 2 года назад +63

      @@EntropicEcho The word gangbangers originally referred to gangsters. That genre of "entertainment" came later. Lol

  • @jessicascott6413
    @jessicascott6413 Год назад +174

    8:19 if u look a little closer at the fake ass gangster his jacket is made out of trash bags, his hat and glasses is made out of flexi craft paper colored in with black sharpie marker, & to top it off he has a 10¢ coin glued to his ear instead of an diamond earring. Those small details make the skit even more hilarious.

  • @zoltore23
    @zoltore23 3 года назад +3609

    Key and Peele are the greatest comedy team ever. Hands down.

    • @Splendidtrucker1235
      @Splendidtrucker1235 3 года назад +15

      Hands up!

    • @TheHippyProductions
      @TheHippyProductions 3 года назад +20

      Every great sketch comedy duo of their Era deserves these claims

    • @D0NCH33T0
      @D0NCH33T0 3 года назад +5

      Way too true 👌🏾♥️

    • @D0NCH33T0
      @D0NCH33T0 3 года назад +15

      And no matter how many times I rewatch, I can't EVER get enough 😂

    • @zoltore23
      @zoltore23 3 года назад +10

      @J W HA HA! There, I laughed.

  • @mthrdr
    @mthrdr 2 года назад +1797

    The moment you realize one of the Mexican gangsters is one of the Salamanca twin cousins from Breaking Bad, and that he had more lines in these two skits than in the entirety of both Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul

    • @Riazbapoo
      @Riazbapoo 2 года назад +86

      I've been searching all the comments for someone else who recognised the breaking bad twin too 🤣👏

    • @donjuandelanoootch
      @donjuandelanoootch Год назад +31

      And coco from Mayans MC

    • @sl8dbeast754
      @sl8dbeast754 Год назад +9

      @@donjuandelanoootch Richard Cabral I just peeped him

    • @AlexanderBukh
      @AlexanderBukh 9 месяцев назад +2

      wut... nice

    • @barghastov
      @barghastov 7 месяцев назад +9

      And Eduardo (Richard Cabral) was an actual gangster when younger

  • @TheDudeSmashTrash
    @TheDudeSmashTrash 3 года назад +1902

    “We gotta sell more drugs, and we gotta make more crimes happen” lol

    • @dtownblastinsalvi62
      @dtownblastinsalvi62 3 года назад +64

      Sounds like normal gangbanger talk to me lmao

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 3 года назад +62

      Lol n at tha beginning he talks about being organized like as if he's gonna talk about some serious plans n shit haha

    • @lostwizardcat9910
      @lostwizardcat9910 3 года назад +3

      @@alldogsgoheaven did you know it takes more effort to type like an idiot than to just pronounce words as Ebonics when you read them....js

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 3 года назад +20

      @@lostwizardcat9910 huh??...

    • @greeneyeddemon7484
      @greeneyeddemon7484 3 года назад +12

      @@lostwizardcat9910 are you really trying to bang in the RUclips comment section Keyboard Gangster? 🤨🤣🤣

  • @videogames9885
    @videogames9885 Год назад +519

    I love how Carlito got into heaven even though he's a gangster and a murderer! He's probably one of my favorite Key and Peele characters.

    • @JM-740
      @JM-740 Год назад +1

      Mans refused to go.

    • @Lee-qw7uz
      @Lee-qw7uz Год назад

      @@JM-740oh boy

    • @donchimet
      @donchimet 8 месяцев назад +21

      The mentally impaired will go to Heaven

    • @ramon6567
      @ramon6567 8 месяцев назад

      Uhhh

    • @amichalove
      @amichalove 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@donchimetdisabilities don’t give anyone a free pass into Heaven

  • @aceofspades58
    @aceofspades58 2 года назад +1017

    Bruh I like how Carlito is just an awkward guy in the group and the group of gangster just treats him like a younger brother. It's sort of endearing.

    • @akaza_Snow_Compass
      @akaza_Snow_Compass Год назад +18

      Thats me. But i aint never do that like carlito.

    • @dominicgarcia85
      @dominicgarcia85 5 месяцев назад +3

      Eduardo keeps dogging him I ain’t feeling that

  • @mikhaelabraham8520
    @mikhaelabraham8520 2 года назад +993

    'Its not loco, its just financialy irresponsible' 🤣
    Caught me everytime 🤣🤣

    • @edicius52
      @edicius52 2 года назад +8

      Thank for for what 40 people said 13 months ago

  • @barneywiggins5621
    @barneywiggins5621 3 года назад +474

    That Carvel skit legit shows their acting skills. Brilliant.

  • @eamonia
    @eamonia 6 месяцев назад +27

    Dude, these two didn't have even *one* sketch that was outright bad. Of course they all weren't zingers but never at any point did I find myself watching their show and think, "Man, this sucks." I really glad that they quit while they were ahead too. It's far too common these days to see artists wear out their welcome just for the money. They had a killer catalogue of content and bowed out gracefully at the right time solidifying the shows reputation as a true classic. And _then,_ they went on to do their own independent projects and found success there. What a team. Two well deserved thumbs up, guys. We loves ya.

  • @boogie8618
    @boogie8618 3 года назад +500

    "Why? Who he? What he did?"
    -Carlitzu, _The_ _Art_ _of_ _War_

    • @texas70.32
      @texas70.32 3 года назад +12

      This is a dad joke at a whole new level you dork lolol!!

    • @Swoosh_015
      @Swoosh_015 3 года назад +5

      Nooooonbro I’m dying this had me gone

    • @TheVoiceofKizzy
      @TheVoiceofKizzy 3 года назад +3

      Good Lord this joke🤣🔥🤣👌🤣🔥🤣

    • @dannienewt
      @dannienewt 2 года назад +2

      This comment needs more respect! 😭🤣

  • @-dopeland-3349
    @-dopeland-3349 2 года назад +682

    My bro and I used lines from all these sketches for years.. it was a language between us, it’s like I’m revisiting memories I’ve had with him. Love you brother. I hope you’re laughing

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +1187

    When Carlito picks up the gun, all the gangsters freak out except for Eduardo. Consistent job by the actor!

    • @joshuamedina1486
      @joshuamedina1486 3 года назад +21

      Good eyes. I've seen that skit a bunch of times and never noticed that. 👍

    • @1ma4ighter
      @1ma4ighter 3 года назад +1

      Could have been directed to do so

    • @dsfakljhjfsdhnjfdsjk
      @dsfakljhjfsdhnjfdsjk 3 года назад +53

      Eduardo is underrated. He really says a lot with his eyes. He really looks loco!

    • @Feanor2024
      @Feanor2024 3 года назад +17

      That’s the guy from Mayans. He’s basically the same way in that show too lol.

    • @kreeperfrm559
      @kreeperfrm559 3 года назад +3

      @@Feanor2024 Baby Jokes East LA South Sider, ex gangbanger, sickass rapper too

  • @MarliQueen721
    @MarliQueen721 Год назад +354

    "You got diarrhea?.... Hell naw man I ain't gay!" 😂😂😂😂

    • @Leo250290260
      @Leo250290260 6 месяцев назад +8

      The look when he says that and the "nah" when he poops himself are immaculate

  • @trave9240
    @trave9240 3 года назад +8112

    They play the Mexican roles so naturally. So hilarious.

    • @didi012578
      @didi012578 3 года назад +332

      I died at culeros 💀

    • @c-rlt730
      @c-rlt730 3 года назад +88

      @@didi012578 go to the light

    • @coffeechestpains
      @coffeechestpains 3 года назад +34

      Puerto Rican*

    • @shivadave3174
      @shivadave3174 3 года назад +114

      Chicano, vato

    • @didi012578
      @didi012578 3 года назад +117

      @@shivadave3174 Seriously? You're going to split hairs here?
      Stop it, ese.

  • @ians6674
    @ians6674 3 года назад +710

    "thats just like financially irresponsible"

  • @LiberalHindu
    @LiberalHindu 2 года назад +1093

    00:49 Why? Who he? What he did?? ..... Never gets old, no matter how may times you watch this loco sketch...

    • @chillax360
      @chillax360 Год назад +3

      Wow never expected to find you over here 😂🤣

    • @angelr6890
      @angelr6890 Год назад +4

      Who he ? Lol

    • @thatpulsarguy
      @thatpulsarguy Год назад +1

      Love your work 👍🏻

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 Год назад +5

      That sketch is a classic 😂😂😂
      "I never be caught being quiet." 😂😂
      1:41

    • @tjfjt
      @tjfjt Год назад +1

      ​@@chillax360why? Who he? What he did?

  • @turkishpunisher6386
    @turkishpunisher6386 Год назад +23

    Sometimes i come here to watch this piece of art. Come one, all gangsta sketches compressed together like a diamond. This is a gem of course.

  • @nhlanhlamkhabela5275
    @nhlanhlamkhabela5275 3 года назад +1290

    I cannot tell if Key is acting or really laughing at Carvel(Peele).

    • @EXwifeKILLER
      @EXwifeKILLER 3 года назад +105

      Right!? I feel like that was improv

    • @b_simrace
      @b_simrace 3 года назад +85

      That skit is awesomely funny

    • @90sexphqgeneral80
      @90sexphqgeneral80 3 года назад +35

      This is the best show ever

    • @Lowtan
      @Lowtan 3 года назад +73

      Felt like he was losing character but it worked

    • @Fallenstartheone
      @Fallenstartheone 3 года назад +25

      ye he def broke character in the beginning , ive seen all the things these two do and most of it is improv , outtakes would be a blessing.

  • @tamzidebnealam9715
    @tamzidebnealam9715 2 года назад +610

    "What..you got diarrhea?"
    "Hell na man I ain't gay"
    made me spit my water out 😂

  • @dennesey
    @dennesey 3 года назад +440

    Carvelle is one of Peele's greatest characters. I wanted to giggle some but he had 5 bullets left.

    • @SepTeena
      @SepTeena 3 года назад +8

      That's my second favorite sketch of theirs. My absolute favorite is The Larry King, Chris Brown parody 🤣

    • @dennesey
      @dennesey 3 года назад +3

      @@SepTeena I forgot about that one. That cord ruined the man's career 😃 😀

    • @shalinijha294
      @shalinijha294 3 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @Hagfan789
      @Hagfan789 2 года назад +1

      That has to be the best laugh I've ever heard...

    • @mo_money247
      @mo_money247 Год назад +1

      Nab Carlito is the best 😭😂😂😂

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 Год назад +29

    20:11 -- that first "... nothin'..." is just unreal.

  • @MrFAN-we5jg
    @MrFAN-we5jg 3 года назад +775

    Carlito was actually looking for a chair at the beginning 🤣

    • @jarardx2312
      @jarardx2312 3 года назад +86

      Yep. And when he couldn't find one he tried to play it off and make it seem like he's more gangster for not sitting in a chair.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 года назад +65

      They ran out of chairs at my local ham radio club meeting so I just sat leaned on the counter like Carlito to avoid embarrassment. I understand now why he went all the way with it, homie must have bad social anxiety.

    • @AboveEmAllProduction
      @AboveEmAllProduction 3 года назад

      Congratulations..

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 2 года назад +8

      I didn’t realize that until a couple times watching it, only makes the sketch that much funnier

    • @rosa3768
      @rosa3768 2 года назад +3

      Isnt that the joke?

  • @dunndorr5651
    @dunndorr5651 3 года назад +594

    "Thats not Loco, thats like... zany. Or goofy."

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 3 года назад +4

      Lol that was loco.... but not inna entertaining way

    • @godfathergaming2760
      @godfathergaming2760 2 года назад +1

      Yeah you're the most loco one by the process of elimination

  • @EmCeeDrue
    @EmCeeDrue 3 года назад +667

    "I'm sorry, man, that was a weird-ass sneeze I just did, right there, GOTDAMMIT, CAN A BROTHER GET SOME MTHFK'N CLARATIN UP IN HERE?!"

    • @rileybradley27
      @rileybradley27 3 года назад +22

      That skit was the funniest one 🤣 it gets me everytime

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 3 года назад +12

      hahhahababaab GO AHEAD CARVEL!!!!

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 3 года назад +3

      @@rileybradley27 it's between him and Carlito

    • @morrisontheoverman7335
      @morrisontheoverman7335 3 года назад +3

      Best skit I've ever watched

    • @SpeakOfRex
      @SpeakOfRex 3 года назад +9

      “Alright… *sniffle* let’s go sell some crack.”

  • @KidFresh71
    @KidFresh71 Год назад +50

    "No, Carlito, Carlito- i's not that kind of loco, okay? It's more like, you know, zany. Or goofy." This line delivery killed me.

  • @SANTANAMNSTR
    @SANTANAMNSTR 3 года назад +446

    "I'm in too deep" 😂😂😂 gets me every time

    • @naturallaw1733
      @naturallaw1733 3 года назад +6

      that caught me of guard.😆 😅

    • @kainbrennend2265
      @kainbrennend2265 3 года назад +11

      The pain in his eyes and voice 😂

    • @jamiemarshall125
      @jamiemarshall125 Год назад +2

      Love it ❤

    • @Crowlo17
      @Crowlo17 7 месяцев назад +1

      When does he say that

    • @SANTANAMNSTR
      @SANTANAMNSTR 7 месяцев назад +1

      3:17 when he's hitting himself with the bottle 😂

  • @doctorgears9358
    @doctorgears9358 3 года назад +576

    The last sketch is even better when you know that one of the Mafia's top hitmen was known to have a voice described as high pitched and Mickey Mouse like.

    • @morteamoureuse
      @morteamoureuse 3 года назад +1

      Never heard of that, do you remember the name?

    • @thahotkidd
      @thahotkidd 3 года назад +17

      @@morteamoureuse Tommy Pitera also known as Tommy Karate.

    • @robthefactsmachine9428
      @robthefactsmachine9428 3 года назад +6

      @@morteamoureuse Tommy Pitera...he was ruthless ...once shot a woman in the head and then butchered her body in a hot tub ...he put her severed corpse in a couple duffle bags and called it a day..check out the audiobook they have about him

    • @Deoece
      @Deoece 2 года назад +9

      @@robthefactsmachine9428 ayo that got pretty dark fast

    • @TheDragon240
      @TheDragon240 2 года назад +9

      that was deebo from friday

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +793

    Carlito: "this bottle is unbreakable!"
    *throws the bottle away*
    *the bottle breaks into pieces*
    Carlito: 😔

  • @jonathonrios9196
    @jonathonrios9196 Год назад +32

    Key is probably the best actor/ supporting actor Ive ever seen. His uncontrollable laughter is so realistic

  • @imaginarycorgi7312
    @imaginarycorgi7312 3 года назад +774

    I don’t think anyone else can appreciate that Key and Peele actually know the differences between gangstas and gangsters.

    • @christiangarcia9956
      @christiangarcia9956 2 года назад +11

      Shout out to Baby Joke I see you vato

    • @imaginarycorgi7312
      @imaginarycorgi7312 2 года назад +4

      @@christiangarcia9956 come again?

    • @christiangarcia9956
      @christiangarcia9956 2 года назад +15

      @@imaginarycorgi7312 my bad thought I was commenting on the video in general. Baby Jokes is on this video just a shout out to him.

    • @angelnieto316
      @angelnieto316 2 года назад +1

      @@christiangarcia9956 fr been bumping him lately

    • @toophoot2757
      @toophoot2757 Год назад +4

      whats the difference

  • @cloudstrife4664
    @cloudstrife4664 3 года назад +182

    That Carvell crying skit made me laugh non-stop each time I rewatched it.
    Though its makes me wonder if Carvell was actually trying to get rid of Key and made up all that to make him lose it and laugh. Thus giving him reason to shoot him in front all the other crewmember. x))

    • @Sean-wp7st
      @Sean-wp7st 2 года назад +6

      Can a brother get a Claritin up in here?!

    • @Catofginger
      @Catofginger 9 месяцев назад

      "He fanceyed himself Sharebear".😂

  • @cidnieford9091
    @cidnieford9091 3 года назад +307

    Carlito yell to demonstrate how loud he can be is so iconic. And the actual Hispanic guy with the speaking role has the funniest facial expressions and he seems like he really care abt Carlito in all the sketches 🤣

    • @3-meo-2-oxo-pce
      @3-meo-2-oxo-pce 10 месяцев назад

      iconic? it's a throwaway line and this isn't even one of their most popular sketches

    • @tartatovsky
      @tartatovsky 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@3-meo-2-oxo-pceshut up

  • @donhuanito6971
    @donhuanito6971 7 месяцев назад +15

    I wish there was more sketches about carlito and the gang 🤣🤣

  • @Angrygreentea
    @Angrygreentea 3 года назад +432

    The parole officer skit isn't counted? Little Homie is still a gangstah

    • @MJ-py7dm
      @MJ-py7dm 3 года назад +19

      Little homie was epic

    • @Angrygreentea
      @Angrygreentea 3 года назад +7

      @@MJ-py7dm Wat'up? Waaat'up!?

    • @tunasci
      @tunasci 3 года назад +25

      Also, where's Gun Rack and his hit single "I Killed Darnell Simmons"?

    • @MJ-py7dm
      @MJ-py7dm 3 года назад +9

      @@Angrygreentea my NegRUMMMPS

    • @Angrygreentea
      @Angrygreentea 3 года назад +10

      @@MJ-py7dm ''Now smoke that shit, before I smoke this bitch right here!''

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 3 года назад +289

    I had never watched the British office since I last saw that joke and now that I have.... HE IS COMPLETLY RIGHT!

    • @zeeone4492
      @zeeone4492 2 года назад +5

      It’s the original and the best

    • @Feyser1970
      @Feyser1970 2 года назад

      I watched the british one and it s the best

    • @Felix-xv3wg
      @Felix-xv3wg 2 года назад

      I have watched neither

  • @tony198333
    @tony198333 3 года назад +180

    Carlito wouldn't sit in a chair.
    Now he's on the spirit plane chilling.
    CONSEQUENCES.

  • @vino_been_trill9531
    @vino_been_trill9531 Год назад +60

    “Alright let’s go sell some crack”😂 16:44

  • @SIRSWAUN.
    @SIRSWAUN. 3 года назад +121

    MAN THAT CARVELL SKIT TOOK ME OUT‼️🤣😭😂 TWIG WAS MY BOY😭

  • @anthonyorduno9634
    @anthonyorduno9634 3 года назад +105

    These two guys are brilliant let's hope they remain friends and collaborators for the rest of their lives cuz we will sure benefit from it 👍

  • @simiankleurde1544
    @simiankleurde1544 3 года назад +217

    The one where they keep pointing their guns at each other was gold.

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 3 года назад +14

      a beautiful commentary on masculine friendship, they cant let don their guard even when they are best friends

    • @marygrace4764
      @marygrace4764 3 года назад +2

      😂😂insecurities

    • @hagridsdisappointingson769
      @hagridsdisappointingson769 2 года назад +4

      It's the bit in the pool that really gets me.

  • @warmcorpse_
    @warmcorpse_ 3 года назад +1021

    fun fact: the reason why Jordan and Keegan don't make skits anymore is because they've made every skit possible

    • @isaiahturner7031
      @isaiahturner7031 3 года назад +122

      Nah the world is too sensitive now with the race impersonations and gay stuff. They'd get taken off air after one episode

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 2 года назад +10

      It's because they ARE making skits on the down-low.

    • @pure-blood17
      @pure-blood17 2 года назад +12

      ...nope, they went full racist and woke...... people are tired of that nonsense.

    • @jacobanderson3526
      @jacobanderson3526 2 года назад +57

      @@pure-blood17 Weird bc a lot of these had nothing to do with race. They are actors it is literally their job to play other people. Perhaps the one who cares what race they are playing is more racist than them.

    • @pure-blood17
      @pure-blood17 2 года назад +5

      @@jacobanderson3526 ..lol...better go watch their interviews, my comment stands.

  • @ObsoleteTutorials
    @ObsoleteTutorials 3 года назад +222

    I'm just imagining how they made that phone call for emergency services:
    "911, how can i help you?"
    "hey uh one of our gang members just got shanked. I need an ambulance."

    • @xanderzmartini
      @xanderzmartini 3 года назад +14

      "Carlito I'm calling you an ambulance!
      "I don't need a ambulance. Ambulances are for pussies!"

  • @yunginjay4069
    @yunginjay4069 3 года назад +83

    Ight I would’ve just bursted out laughing with the “And then-And then-And then”🤣🤣🤣

  • @wolflifegaming
    @wolflifegaming Год назад +17

    i love how these guys play their roll so perfect in every sketch they are the funniest and the most certified sketch makers. love goes out out to both guys. just something you wish you could be apart of.

  • @MakemeupMentor
    @MakemeupMentor Год назад +292

    Can a brother get some Claritin up in here 😂

  • @jccautodetails
    @jccautodetails 3 года назад +185

    We need to have more meetings!
    The meeting: “we need to sell more drugs and commit more crimes “. 😆

    • @r2d239
      @r2d239 2 года назад

      We gotta sell more drugs, and we've gotta make more crimes happen

  • @hiphopdagame
    @hiphopdagame 3 года назад +36

    man... Key & Peele are masters of disguises coz they FIT any roles they played on their skits, even as Gangstas... and they looked natural in most wigs and costumes..

  • @James-jc8sd
    @James-jc8sd Год назад +6

    Perhaps the most fun job in the world. Working with your best friend. Making comedy sletches together. The kind of slits they do, make it impossible to run out of ideas, as theyve literally put together such weird sketches that just simply can be thiught of and they can make it work. Its brilliant

  • @StreetCanv2
    @StreetCanv2 3 года назад +739

    14:00 my most fav sketch ever lmao, watched 100th time laughed with same energy

    • @weeeeehhhhh
      @weeeeehhhhh 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/HdL2Y-l00cA/видео.html
      :D How you do the same joke with British humor

    • @hectormendoza5660
      @hectormendoza5660 3 года назад +1

      Wtf???? I watch all your vids

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 3 года назад +10

      hahahahahahah...GO AHEAD CARVEL!!!!

    • @howardw2694
      @howardw2694 3 года назад +5

      Tears every time. 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @guideme3703
      @guideme3703 3 года назад +1

      Same

  • @DrobusMaximus
    @DrobusMaximus Год назад +144

    "Who he, what he did?" should just become something I quote daily...

  • @10gu30
    @10gu30 3 года назад +45

    15:27 Key's acting like he's breaking character is sublime here.

  • @darlingtonojobo5061
    @darlingtonojobo5061 Год назад +13

    The most supportive gang and the funniest skit about any gang I've seen 😂💀💀

  • @braedendavis4084
    @braedendavis4084 Год назад +400

    I tried breaking a beer bottle over my head at a party when I was 16 seeing Carlito try gave me PTSD!😂😂

  • @ChiliKatsuRamen
    @ChiliKatsuRamen 3 года назад +157

    "you like twilight?!"
    " *TWILIGHT'S MY JAM!* "
    lmaooooo

  • @arthurdurham
    @arthurdurham 2 года назад +67

    "You better check yourself before I blow your personality out of the back of your head" is underratedly one of the most gangsta lines I've ever heard

    • @ChowMien123
      @ChowMien123 8 месяцев назад

      That's not funny that's stupid as f

  • @DudeAlsodude
    @DudeAlsodude 7 месяцев назад +3

    I love how key and peele can be any race or any person for that matter

  • @robertdaniels-lane7321
    @robertdaniels-lane7321 2 года назад +160

    “I’m naked and I don’t even care!”
    “Check this out…derrrfffff”
    Carlito never disappoints. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jpgonzalez6043
      @jpgonzalez6043 3 месяца назад

      Ya boy actually says “Gahhhrrr…. Field” 😂😂😂😂

  • @morento4871
    @morento4871 3 года назад +46

    Carlito is a legend. Hands down the most LOCO

  • @georgelundy24
    @georgelundy24 3 года назад +56

    Manly Tears was the funniest because you can tell Jordan was genuinely laughing the skit just went perfect with it!! That feeling of trying to hold back your laugh is what makes it funnier!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂💯

  • @chaoticwavesuk6259
    @chaoticwavesuk6259 8 месяцев назад +1

    the acting, characters, scenes all the way to the accents they are 2 of the greatest ever

  • @survivor_of_the_ashes
    @survivor_of_the_ashes 3 года назад +75

    Carlito was ultimately the most loco one in the gang

    • @robertjensen3786
      @robertjensen3786 3 года назад +2

      Film makes a good case for mass lobotomies.

  • @Zedoone
    @Zedoone 2 года назад +31

    15:41 favourite moments

  • @kennethnwebb
    @kennethnwebb 3 года назад +89

    "that's ah weird ass sneeze"
    " GO AHEAD CARVEL!!!"

  • @gr33nspatula
    @gr33nspatula 2 года назад +153

    The mexican accent always got me . So on point 🤣🤣🤣

  • @woodywoods4288
    @woodywoods4288 3 года назад +38

    Bruh I straight up lost it when he went “aight, let’s go sell some crack” after shooting homeboy.

  • @puscoloschi.
    @puscoloschi. 3 года назад +85

    I laughed about my boss talking about Care Bears and I got a bullet in my chest
    *CONSEQUENCES*

  • @thuglife6824
    @thuglife6824 8 месяцев назад +6

    That was a weird ass sneeze i just did right there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Never gets old

  • @ioiwut4874
    @ioiwut4874 2 года назад +22

    these guys really get the best supporting actors. loco ed isn't just a deranged and angry delinquent. he's got depth man lol. seriously tho. he's always loco, but he's also loco proud, loco concerned, loco determined, loco absolved and loco the second coming. its impressive how he mixes in subtle emotion while playing an over-the-top cartoonish character... i mean; im kinda joking, but im kinda not. its like they told him he needs to be somewhere between 10/10 and 11/10 and he flexes the full spectrum between. idk man, maybe im just zany.

  • @martinmaluendez8576
    @martinmaluendez8576 3 года назад +70

    Nobody understands carlito's way
    He's the OG stubborn one

  • @theboybrutus9894
    @theboybrutus9894 2 года назад +23

    2:34
    “thats not loco thats just like *fíñáñćíálly írréśpóñśíblé* “

  • @FromThe36thChamber
    @FromThe36thChamber 10 месяцев назад +13

    16:30 Peele look like he could’ve been a member of Onyx in this sketch

  • @sakamotoichizoku7928
    @sakamotoichizoku7928 2 года назад +46

    these skits never get old

  • @TheShattubatu
    @TheShattubatu 3 года назад +134

    22:33 This whole sketch is whenever Giancarlo Esposito does literally anything on a show I'm watching.
    "Oh fuck he's clicking a pen, this guy is so fucked"

  • @ganymede3141
    @ganymede3141 7 месяцев назад +3

    Key and Peele are the absolute best. 😂😂😂

  • @nicolasbaker9601
    @nicolasbaker9601 3 года назад +24

    Lol I love how Eduardo just stands at his gangster attention throughout all of carlitos ' "zany" antics!

  • @SegunLawal
    @SegunLawal 3 года назад +42

    "We used to play Care Bears!" that was just it for me!!!!!!!

  • @ImBarelyMe
    @ImBarelyMe 2 года назад +35

    That’s not loco… das like… financially irresponsible” breaks me everytime 🤣

  • @zachoxley
    @zachoxley 5 месяцев назад +4

    “blow your personality out the back of your head” is a great line

  • @TheGoatedOne423
    @TheGoatedOne423 3 года назад +42

    That “but why tho” brought back memories of high school and growing up in a Mexican neighborhood lol

  • @arthurashbeats
    @arthurashbeats 2 года назад +30

    18:56 the way he says "BUT because you can recycle those" I just died

  • @David_Jr
    @David_Jr 3 года назад +50

    "That's not loco, that's just being financially irresponsible!"

    • @Jasmine-et4zm
      @Jasmine-et4zm 2 года назад +1

      You have a nice smile

    • @David_Jr
      @David_Jr 2 года назад +2

      @@Jasmine-et4zm thank you.

  • @Felinal_19
    @Felinal_19 Год назад +10

    "You got shanked man we gotta pull it out!"
    "leave it, I'm chilling holmes"
    Carlito knows his medical. Good boy

  • @richardcasados
    @richardcasados 3 года назад +81

    The Chicano roles were classic. It felt good to be teased too, we shouldn't be left out of anything, even the jokes and teasing. It's all in good fun.

    • @TheSublimeLifestyle
      @TheSublimeLifestyle 3 года назад +9

      Agreed. I enjoy when comedy can push the lines between being offensive and funny. But not being overly offensive or demeaning.
      Perfect writing.

    • @llIIIIlllIlIlIlIll
      @llIIIIlllIlIlIlIll 2 года назад +6

      Na fr and key and peele did it CORRECT not all stereotypical . You can tell they did a little research for this. Even got the clothing and the bandana colors correct

  • @RandyLahey_OG
    @RandyLahey_OG 2 года назад +20

    09:37 "Hell no man, I ain't gay!" ...I've been gay so many times in my life and didn't even know.

  • @Weeepaaa
    @Weeepaaa Год назад +109

    “I’m sorry I judged you”
    “Apology accepted” took me a second 😂😂😂😂😂😅