If Commercials were Real Life - Amazon/Lexus Decemba to Rememba
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- Опубликовано: 30 дек 2019
- Another Christmas, another season with terrible holiday commercials. Lexus with their December to remember ads where a family member receives a Lexus for Christmas complete with bowtie and another Amazon commercial where the world is overrun by festive singing packages, but luckily for us Mahk is here to save the world again, this time, from the future....
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This is a parody
Original commercials for reference:
• Amazon Holiday 2019 - ...
• Video 
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Thanks for another great year guys. We're giving out JD Power awards to the first thousand people who follow us on Instagram/Twitter, @Im_Mahk and @Comedian_Ali, you guys earned it.
Zebra Corner yeah happy new year
Love ur vids
Zebra Corner these videos are great keep it up
Hempy new year my dude
Nice truck
Should've ended with:
*"At least it's not a Chevy"*
FaZe Finna Nut you got the one original clever comment on here but all these other people just repeating lines and get thousands of thumbs up. Hate that
FaZe Finna Nut - either it did, or he changed it so it did. Listen to the last few seconds of his outtro 😂
Congrats on 100th like from me
Definitely a missed opportunity there!
Nah, it's an overpriced Toyota.
Everyone said I was crazy when I started hoarding Popeye’s chicken sandwiches in my safe, but they’ll see. They’ll all see.
McDonalds got into the 🐓 sammy game... 😁
Does your safe come with a generator and a freezer??
Check the date of this comment. Right now we'd all kill for a secret stash of popeye's during lock down.
@@wasteoftime5848 rip fried chicken
@@tomatotortilla Beat me to it
1:54
“You hear that kids? you guys are gonna have a little half-brother half-sister floating around, just because we all wanted to watch The Irish Men”
Man
I was at a Lexus dealership a while back while car shopping, and asked the salesman about that bow. Those things are legit expensive, he told me they're about $1200.
How the hell is it that expensive aside from car dealerships being the scum of the earth?
I wonder if Amazon sells them? 🤔
You have a Lexus pfp...
Daammnnn😳that's crazy!!
I mean...you’re presumably buying a car from them, so they should include it for free.
“Bawx on bawx action” 💀💀
just 36 sec quicker than me LOL
Faster then me as well, then again one handed typing is slower. Sweet box on box action gets me every time.
Finally got the joke
@@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg Gotta get the pander-points.
If Amazon didn't do the gay thing then there would have been protests. Every company is jumping on the gay stuff bandwagon.
"I'm from the future where the singing boxes have taken over the world"
Dang this dude gets me
Stellvia Hoenheim
Trust me when I say, we really scrub out the gene pool with this.... get rid of a lot of the dead weight that all this welfare/nanny state crap kept around clogging shit up... we’ll be better for it in the end!
*Driving a Box* lol
The goddamn cybertruck behind him. "I'm from the futcha!"
irwtla1 lmao I was so focused on him I didn’t even notice that at first. God I love this channel 😂😂
Stellvia Hoenheim dahk fate haha.... I know.. I’m very late to this joke...
“That’s some bohks on bohks action”
😂
I see I’m not the only one who has noticed that joke
“We’re in debt now” *standing in front of a huge mansion*
Star boy
What kind of fool thinks mansions are paid for in cash?
@@Saucy-ws6jc I thought thats how your supposed to do it?
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ cars aren’t always paid for in cash either tho, that’s like a 45k car and with a 5 year loan that’s only 5k a year
@@joewestistrashproductions5422 45k car with a 5 year loan is only 5k a year? wow! you clearly failed hard at math! you would have to pay 9k/year plus all the interest charges and dealer fees
Now you know last Christmas gift.
Hey mahk Chevy's up to that family discount again get on them
He pissed about the lexus...but hes keeping it
@@kazzTrismus He was never angry on the quality but the price. To begin he'll be donating a nut for 35k as seen in the cheapskate episode
Sevn Light what
@@sevnlight6313 huh?
If everyone gets a discount, nobody gets a discount.
As a truck unloader for Amazon I can proudly state that Mahk is doing the Lord's work.
Are you allowed to have earplugs during work?
RJ Fletcher ...and the Amazon boxes never stop singing?
You mean the Lord's "Wohk". Sry I'm bored
Royal Pain
No, but judging from the gay kiss in the commercial, they are allowed to have buttplugs in.... I just want to know if anyone on his shift has the buttplug that has the “horse tail” coming out, and if they cut a hole in the jeans for it to stick out???
@RJ Fletcher I didn't order anything from Amazon this holiday. So, I makes me happy I didn't contribute to your, or any others, mental breakdowns.
“Kanye west is a pope now”☠️
That shit had me dead
Have you seen the history of past popes? Kanye West would be one of the better ones.
Radek not gonna lie can’t say I didn’t see that coming
Best line in the video! LOL!!
ITS AN IMPROVEMENT.
“I had to sell my sperm last month to pay the Netflix bill😂” dead
I think Amazon has a JD Power award for most durable box’s
those were the 2017 boxes
It’s for initial durability
Why did I read this in Mahk's voice 😂😂
🤭🤭🤭🤭
Haha
“Aw yeah! That’s some box-on-box action...”
😂🤣😂
uwu
1:22 it could’ve been worse she could’ve bought you a Chevy
Yeah. If you're going into debt for a car might as well buy the best! Toyota/Lexus
@YourTypical Asian and teh floor is made of floor
It is only a rumor but heard that their steering wheel actually steers the vehicle. O-o it threw me off guard at first after driving a Chevy and that's how I got my first accident that was actually my fault.
These commercials are better than SNL commercial parodies 🤣😂
“*The Mahkinator*"
He's from the fewchah
KF you mean, “The Mahkuhnatuh.”
I'll be baak in my Suzuki Gran Vetaaara.
“Oh my gosh how much did this cost?
Good job Karen you got us into a financial burden without telling me”
Best Christmas present ever😂
There’s a cybertruck behind to reference he’s from the future💀
Glad to close out this shit show of 2019 on a high note.
I live in the future and we have flying cars in 2020
@@beanbag_boy4036 Is India a superpower?
Yep! For some reason I've been in a good mood ALL day! Probably because I'm ready for this bullshit year to be DONE! Ready for a fresh start in 2020! 👍🏻
Happy New Year everybody! 🤘🏻
Make sure you know Jesus. ✝
Every year is a shit show, just a little different err time
uploading on the final day of the year AND decade
Mahk is really a chad
Hoo Dini
Holy shit I just realized that it's the last day of the decade! Damn I feel old!
@@peggyrider2364 we're all boomers now lol
Not quite. 2 digits flipped in the year, but 2020 is the final year to this decade as it's the 10th year (digit) of the decade. The new decade officially starts 1/1/21. Same as the 20th century turning to the 21st century. The year 2000 was the final year of both the century and millennium. 2001 was officially the 21st century.
@@billgateskilledmyuncle23 what? No, that makes absolutely no sense
@@cupcake_whale okay, let me try again. The first century was not the 100s, it was 0-100, then the second century began in 101 AD until 200 AD, then the third started in 201 to 300 AD. That's why the century is one number ahead of the first 2 digits in the year. So the 1900's was the 20th century, or 1901 to 2000, to be exact. Once 2000 ended, and 2001 began, the century turned to 21. The first decade was from 2001 to 2010. Once 2010 was completed, the 2nd decade began on 1/1/11. Now the 2nd decade goes from 2011 to 2020. Once we have completed 2020, the 3rd decade will begin and go till the end of 2030.
Was skeptical going in but the acting, dialogue and humor won me over. Great job, Zebra Corner.
“Popeyes chicken sandwiches are the currency of the future”
“Kanye west is the pope”
“You know who’s the president ? The Jonas brothers”
I got more outta these lines, than I did with Christmas and New Years. And it’s still 2019.
Only two of the brothers are president tho the third died in the box wars
*WHO SHAT ON MY LAWN?*
What about with all the fixings? Does that count as a hundred or is that only a dub? Also what about that soy/tofu B.S? Is that the equivalent of counterfeiting and you will be thrown in jail for using them?
2019 can now end, for Mahk has visited once more.
Happy new years
Mahk and the other guy
Thank you for giving me somthing to watch while im dropping a deuce
It's so thoughtful that he took the time to destroy the boxes in front of the people they were addressed to. Can you imagine how stressful it would be if they didn't know for sure if there was still a singing devil box out there with their name literally on it?
SNL basically ripped off the surprise car bit. Lol! That’s a Mahk of genius.
Didn't they do the surprise car bit a long time ago
@@mauirandall8176 Not sure
I stopped watching SNL back in 2016, and remember them doing a parody of this commercial; so Mahk "ripped it off" even though it'd be the same as saying that everyone ripped each other off by doing Trump jokes since 20 years before his entrance into office.
@@mauirandall8176 Nope, SNL's Surprise Car bit made Covid Jokes, did it in December 2020.
Gotta love it man. Two for one real life ads.
"Box on box action." Damn near killed me with that part. Good stuff man. *:-)*
I knew he would start killing the box’s
I’m just glad Ford built a Mustang with your name. The Mahk-E
As a tribute to the fine work he does in destroying GM trucks.
“Oh yeah, some box on box action” omg almost died lolol
@Epicvoid What the fuck is wrong with you people? You lot are the biggest bunch of whining pissants...
@@RichardStrong86 somebody's triggered, I can get you a blankey and some warm milk. no? Then grow up pussy
"Did you get a job too?"
Karen: I hope you can afford the divorce aswell.
imk Cortez
Karen has no job and will get that mansion in the background which he will have to continue to pay for... so she can afford it. American jurisprudence is so retarded, it makes me think of the meme where the very “special needs” guy is looking at the camera and the text says, “even I know that’s retarded.”
"Popeye's Chicken sandwiches are the currency of the future."
I watched a video where this girl with a gigantic implants ass fucked a guy for a popeye's chicken sandwich and then he came all over the sandwich.
@Karmacoma no no let him speak I want to see where this goes
SNL just stole the concept to this Lexus commercial... and the "box on box action" line was hilarious...
The 'Back to the Future' glasses is a nice touch.
Here, I used your money to get you a present that I'll use more than you.
“Great you got the bow tie too that’s fucking perfect” 😂😂😂
I love how all these commercials for cars and stuff all have the people in giant houses!!!! 😂
DJ MYTH!C mansions
I wish my Karen would get a damned job so we could afford to watch The Irishman.
I'll never look at Amazon commercials the same again since watching Mahk smashing the hell outta those bauxes 😂🤣
"You better start selling that living young shit Karen"
😂😂😂
“Keep singing”…. You a sick individual and I love it!!!!
Mahk really is sick. He diddled two small children. That’s why he’s been gone from ZC for almost 4 years now.
Wearing a bullet belt and using crowbar. Badass Mahk style statement of 2019.
that car gift at the end was perfect.
1:31 Surprise, we're in debt now good job Karen. Best line of the video. Two thumbs up 👍👍👏
1:05 sum box on box action 🤣
Kanye West as the pope is little bit too accurate LOL!
This is hilarious. What a bomb way to end the year. Keep up the great work!
Mahk killing boxes is my favorite time of the year
"Some box on box action" im seriously crying holy shit! Hahahahaha
If commercials were real life..."I'm from the future"
I Kno right? We have no future
Who else noticed that snl stole the car Christmas present part
Not that many watching SNL anymore haha.
"" A box on box action '' 😂😂. Okay 😂😂
"...well, two of them, anyway. One of them died in the box wars"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Box on box action” lol
“Kanye west is the pope now”😂😂😂
Best way to spend a few minutes at work when its slow as hell. Thank you Mahk for trying to save humanity from the evil of Amazon and their singing boxes.
Holy crap one of your best yet!! LOL when you drove off the cliff and box on box action. great job!!!!
omg Im dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Happy New Year, Mahk!
Yes finaly. Thank you mahk and the rest of the zebra corner crew for all the laughs. Hers to a great 2020 happy new year guys
*Hysterical laughing slowly turning into desperate sobbing*
Love your work. Thank you for your service.
For real, keep up the good work. You guys a killin me with these videos.
Thank you for killin' those Frickin' boxes.
You are my favorite you tuber ever I enjoy watching you content cause it so funny me and my family enjoy it keep it up please
So glad to see that after all these years you guys have really raised the production value of your videos. :)
Mahk this is the most underrated channel! I cant stop watching your videos I love them all! Your accent and how you say shit makes me perfect! Please keep making more videos!!
Obviously 4 Karen's have watched this video so far.
“Hey kids I hope you like community college” 😂
The amazon singing box commercials are so terrifying I love it when you guys destroyed that stupid talking box!!!!!
Totally 100% agree with the irritation of the singing Amazon boxes. If only Bezos could have gone over the cliff with em.
I got a Chevy ad after this ended 💀
diddlleyydddiellddye
Better that than a Tom Steyer commercial.... America has an awesome economy right now and that douche is on my RUclips and my TV every five minutes telling lies about how the economy sux and he can fix it... the reason the democrats don’t have a shot in hell in 2020, they haven’t told the truth ONCE since Trump got elected.... (I prefer to have four more years of Trump, but holy shit!)
diddlleyydddiellddye no you didn’t
better fucking break your phone into 6 pieces
liar
Friend: What are you doing tomorrow?
Me: I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
Nope saw this on facebook. BOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOO
You get the j.d. pawa award for most original comment
I actually hadn't heard this yet (no sarcasm intended)
No, stop giving him likes!!!!! Undeserving!!!! J.D Power award for shitty RUclips comment that got over 50 likes by retards who think he made it up.... Award.
Mike E
Calm your tits, sir. No adult man should be on Facebook anyway.
Glad you guys are still doing these videos
“Great you got the bow tie too, that’s f@$k’n perfect. I’m going to go see if I can pick up shift now so we can start paying of the bow tie within the next year. God Damn it...”
🤣😂🤣😂😅
"You put us into debt without asking me!" Says the man in front of a modest sized mansion.
Joshua Hopkins gonna point
I mean, he probably asked first.
Unless said mansion has them in horrendous debt in the first place
"We're in debt now" implies they weren't currently in debt until the car. Either the home had already been paid off, it was inherited, it wasn't theirs, or something, but the car is what currently has them in debt, not the home.
he spent all the money on the mansion so had none for the car
What is the joke, this is how all my packages are treated...
I love your content. Saw one video and fell in love with your style of videos! I will never watch a chevy commercial again without think of you!
Happy New Year to Mahk & Ali.
If you're gonna start mocking Amazon commercials, maybe one where you edit in the sweatshop guy deciphering the Alexa voice commands and telling the thing what to do would work.
So SNL totally just did the Lexus comercial, and I was like "y'all aint faukin Mahk Walberg. What the fak?
Happy New Years to the best delivery ever🎉
Between the box on box action and the did you get a job too part, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Needed that, thanks :)
“kanye’s the pope now” 💀💀
popeyes sandwiches are the currency of the future 😂😂😂
Saltie
I can see this as a real possibility... the first one I had, I didn’t know what to call them, so at the drive through window when it was my turn I said, “I just need one of your riot murder sandwiches.” The response from the cashier was, “regular or Spicy?”
That was a week ago, I’ve had five of them now... even being on a diet I try to have one a day most days... I would rather have that sandwich and use the bun from that as my ONE carb for the day than to eat the cookies I have hidden in the house..... and I still lost three pounds this week eating those sandwiches.....
Rick Sanchez C137 who asked? But fr same they’re amazing
I love you! I can't tell you how many times i have bitched about both those sets of commercials.
This deserves a JD Power award!
Happy New Years🎉
Imagine if it was a 2020 Chevy Silverado HD
Costs $81,000
Yeah the Lexus is half that price. Much smoother, more reliable, and gas saver
Swear to God this guy is the funniest motherf***er on RUclips! 😂😂😂
Thanks Mark! Another Christmas saved!😎👍✨
I was patiently waiting for Mahk to tear apart the Amazon commercial... I didn't expect it to be this literal.
Ohhh now we’re talkin
Box on box action
Lmao 😂 😂 😂
Me and my family are huge fans and we wanted you to try to do “what’s in your wallet”?
Ico Mountgomary yesss
My new favorite Christmas special lolz. JD Powaaaaah
This was so weird and yet amazing dude I love you
" i asked for slippers "
The Lexus one was spot on to my and my GF her name is Karen.
I’ve had this same conversation with her before.
I don't care for any of the talking box sketches, but you are gold anytime you involve cars.
Goddamn, love it that you finally took aim at those BS Lexus ads. ...and Mahk from the future is ascending...he is arguably on the same level as Michael Biehn/Kyle Reese now. Happy New Year, Zebra Corner.