If Commercials were Real Life - Chewy
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- Опубликовано: 18 июл 2018
- That's not a typo. It's says Chewy not Chevy. In this new age of easy online shopping with sites like Chewy & Amazon we sometimes forget some poor guy has to carry all that stuff we bought. So this video is a salute to all those Fed Ex drivers out there that have to carry our heavy ass packages. Also where's my package?
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This is a parody
Original commercials for reference: • Video
Video clips used:
• FedEx Guy Throwing My ... - Goobie55
• Fedex Guy Throwing Mon... - Ken Cane
• Video - RSVLTS
• FedEx Driver Seen On S... - CBS Denver
• FedEx throwing a package - Gantonow
• Video - Robert Archey
• Video - NYCDaddyLife
• Video - Ultra Fair - Приколы
As a FedEx Ground driver, I have to agree with everything he said, and laughed at everything. Chewy will be the death of me.
@Oh Yeah Yeah bro I wasn't even a driver, was a package handler, but thank you so much for understanding our pain. I had it bad since but I feel certain the drivers have it much worse when it comes to Chewy.
Bro chewy sucks when we have to load trucks
I’m a UPS driver and I’m so glad they switched carriers. 😂
Deanoss Last you’re allowed to complain about your job- I bet your job isn’t all cupcakes and rainbows either
your prof pic looks like the dude who delivered my dogs milk bones the other day
"Stop collecting rescue pets like theyre baseball cards" 😂
Giovanni Becerra And now you get to go meet Ghetto Jesus! :)
GhettoJesus I read this as he said it lmao😂🤣
I read this just as soon as he said it!
Ghetto Jesus, I call it “Man Repellent”
🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶
No wonder he hates this company they’re only one letter away from chevy
half a letter
I read it as chevy
It's all connected....
Lol that's fucking funny!!!
I legit thought this was another chevy story
“I’M the one breaking a sweat, karen.” That had me rolling😂
@HZB OcYpcWr'Ctwu Odzs People named JD are typically assholes. He can most certainly go fuck himself
@@SavagePatch115, he most certainly has to go fuck himself because let's be real. no one's doing it for him
@Travers Kilroy Cooper Alvirez his mom is karen
@J D You must be a liberal 🤪🥴 they have no sense of humor. If you can't see the humor in his comment you're legally dead ☠️
I was reading this as it was playing 🤣
As a driver for FedEx, this is spot on. Absolutely hilarious. If you order from this company it's safe to say your driver hates you.
And package handlers
Don’t be a fedex driver than. I order from chewy cause it’s quick and easy. Also stop throwing packages and driving crazy
Kendall Robertson how about move out the way?! 😂
if u hate your job just find a different one
fed ex drivers are some of the lowest iq people 😂
Steven Soco oh don’t worry fedex drivers and their “low IQ.” Are servicing your wife real well ;). When you are not home the fedex driver with the low iq is piping your wife real hard bro. Don’t worry your job as a retail manager is very demanding and requires a high iq
“I always wanted my spirit animal to be Steven Hawking”
I always wanted my spirit animal to be a snail with downsindrom
No it's a spirit vegtable
HAHA YES HE DID SAY THAT
I always wanted my spirit animal to be a Mahk with more forehead lines
ALS is nothing to snicker about, so when I heard that joke, it cringed SO HARD it left a bad feeling in my ears... 😑😖
Comments:
45% I work for FedEx
45% Why does everyone work for FedEx
10% Quotes
1% comments explaining other comments
It smells like a port-a-potty and Little Ceasers has sex
100% Anus.
this is like the one time where this shit was right, these comments always seem to be off a decent amount but literally havent seen any comment but yours that isnt what you said yet
"Why does everyone work for Fed-Ex? Well I work for Fed Ex and it's great. Here's a quote for ya, "He who dealt it smellt it first."" Got all the bases covered.
“I have to freebase *oicy hot* because of this job”
I love when people spell out his accent, it kills me 🤣
johb
oicy haht*
"Its on aisle 11 behind the little blond kid yodeling"
I freakin' died xD
LOLOLOL
Is this a reference to some brand mascot?
@@arx3516 Nah, there was a video last year of a little boy yodeling in a walmart for his audience of his grandmother and a couple randoms.
One year later and I understood that reference without any hints lol
As a FedEx driver this is incredibly accurate. Down to the detail of how tapped up those flimsy ass boxes are.
Lazy
Hell's favorite NPC #69OU812 . exe underpaid and no health insurance do you blame them? Lol
Z S try delivering heavy treadmills to a second floor apartment with no elevators and see how gassed you will be delivering 100 more stops.
@@DonJulio510 have actually... And yeah but it's not my job lmao, and i said this 3 weeks ago. Get over it fuck
@@ZS-fy7fl it sounds like you want your ass beat tbh. i can arrange that
I’m the only one in the comments that doesn’t work for fedex
No you’re not
Swagmoney
Nate Lavoie r/wooooosh
The Bois In The Mafia I’m sick of these people not knowing how to wooosh you imbecile. R/ihavereddit cretin
Thts right you work for ups
I was an FedEx loader and hate the “Chewy Trucks.”
YOUNGNJAU • trying to scan them sucks too cuz they have like a million barcodes and only one of them works
Trying to load them and the box breaks open because Chewy insists on using paper tape for 50lb bags. GoT tO KeEp OrIgInAL BoX
Hey unloader here. Can you guys stop putting ic’s in the belly?
@@hersh511 my bad bruh it easier to toss them down there lol
I work on a t-spur half my boxes are chewy and I have to throw them on u carts because the trucks are in a different section of the building the boxes always crush each other because of Chewy's cheap ass boxes
I worked for Chewy and they actually rip you off a lot, talk crap about customers all the time, lie when they say they"ll do something to fix your shipping issues, etc.
Can you share some stories?
So. They're like every other company?
Tell them to drop Fedex and go back to DHL. Fedex sucks.
Every employee of a company talks shit about their customers, and doesn't really care for your problems 😂 thats what happens when you don't buy local
Lol that is not true at all. Chewy is a wonderful company!
That X-Men music just went perfectly.
John Wick fedX-men! Lol
John Wick yes!
X-MEN THANK YOU I was trying to remember what that theme song was from
FedeX-men
Thank you! I searched for this comment!
“ I have to freebase icy-hot because of this job.” 😂😂
J R oicy haht*
Samuel Fraser you right. My bad.
johb*
"behind the little blond kid yodeling" lol
I work at FedEx and this video is my soul.
My bf works for FedEx, says this is spot on. Lol
Never worked parcel delivery. But try Armoured Car delivery and you'll see what hell is really like.
I work for FedEx too. God damn I hate chewy
As a package handler, I can easily say that Chewy boxes are easily the most despised package coming through. Prime day was hell with these boxes.
zanebrunes45 I worked at GardaWorld and FedEx. FedEx is worse by far. 🤣🤣🤣
This had me dying 😂😂😂
Me too, was falling over in my garage onto the hood of my car, Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers style
JJ H that was way too descriptive
“Oh yeah, yeah, that’s exactly how it happens. Harry Potter style. Boximus Foodus, and a package just appears”
*Boximus Foodimus.*
How does he think of this? 🤣
"Oh no the delivery guy chucked my package over my fence!" If only they knew how many times it had been thrown, chucked, kicked, dropped or even used as a step stool or fell out of the truck between when it was picked up from the shipper to when it made it to your door step. Also fun to open the trailer to unload the packages only to find a fragile TV bent in 50 places because it was loaded under a bunch of heavy shit at the bottom of the pile.
So true! If people ever get an uncensored view of what boxes go through before they reach a customer, they would be astounded.
@@artmoss6889 My favorite when I worked there was to take the letter or small boxes and frisbee chuck them flat to the roof so they shot to the front of the trailer. When you did it perfect it was very Zen.
So many packages get damaged during their time in the truck and during their time in warehouse. There's never a time a package actually comes out completly unharmed.
@@mdyas1711 heck yeah bro
Hahahah oh yeah… as a driver I know exactly
Imagine delivering to a dog breeder, in the middle of nowhere, that orders 30 bags at a time lol
Pallets, pallet jack, lift gate
@Spike Flea just got the notification for this, 3weeks later
@@buck19 This would be nice, but a lot of those places still get it shipped ground instead of freight for one reason or another. The 30 individual bags instead of a pallet scenario is not at all unlikely.
Can you put it in the backyard?
@@savagejoe2123 can you just fill up the dogs dish too?
"I always wanted my spirit animal to be Stephen Hawking" - this is the best line I think I've ever heard.
hawkteflon I don’t get it. Stephen Hawking isn’t known for his strength so why him?
That's exactly why. Hawking couldn't hardly move.
The Iceman oh ok
@@pisces2569 Because Hawking was wheelchair bound. Basically he is saying that if has to keep lugging 50lb bags of food up to 3rd floor apartments, he's gonna end up in a wheelchair.
"Who needs a 100 pounds of cat litter Karen? I mean are you shitting in the box too?"
LMFAO
This is my most liked comment on yt
With their usual load of BS, Delivered right to YOUR door. /s. I like the drivers. In Tucson in the summer they all look like they're dying. BUT I have no pets so no Chewy.
As a FedEx driver, I can confirm statistically some of the commenters must be lying
As a fed ex drive
Lmao they need to pin this
No ups?
I guess we know what Mahk did before becoming RUclips famous. That's the kind of rant that can only come from a place of true, hard-learned spite.
I used to work for Fedex Ground. As soon as I saw those shorts from the side, I knew it was a real uniform, whoever it belongs to!
I agree. This was a strange angle to take the Chewy video and the ending is over the top. This must have come from bottled up rage from actually doing this work.
It's an old school uniform too, only a few guys at my terminal have them, and they don't wear them very much. Looks like the hat is new though, since it isn't the old Green Ground. And all the little details included, those have to have come straight from a Driver.
How many JD BowWow awards do they have
3 maybe 4
Rotimi Johnson but they were for the 2015 model dog food, there's been heavy redesigns since then.
They have the award for initial quality
Or JD Meowie rewards lol
@@nathan8634 tastes good but makes them shit on the carpet?
Population of the world:
25% people who work for FedEx
25% people who don't
50% FBI agents
50% FBI agents in fake Fed-ex trucks snooping on your wireless network.
Wtf I don't recall writing this
@@lino8588 Best thing is when you find a joke you left multiple years ago and you laugh before you realize it was your own joke.
Hours ago...
@@Robert08010 nice to hear, I love to find really old posts to comment on, most are probably forgotten accounts but sure I've given some ppl some wtf moments lol
Why is everyone fedex drivers in this comment section😂
I'm not a Fed ex worker. I work in a butt cream factory.
@@somedrunkdude5728 Must have been nuts there on election day
@@The_Ballo Nut cream is a separate department.
Because it's funny and he speaks the truth. 😆
Idk
I used to work for UPS. This is accurate. My biggest issue was people who order weight sets or dumbbells online. You're getting this thing so you can lift it repeatedly, and literally the first thing you do with it is ask someone else to carry it home. Come on.
Or the dickheads who live on the 3rd or 4th floor and don't want to lug the over sized package upstairs so they order it instead.
Not everyone has a vehicle that can hold a bench or weight set, and not everyone can support that much weight at a single time. When you applied for the job they detailed the minimum amount of weight you need to be able to carry and provide you with the tools to move them. Myself and my bf recently purchased a bench, wasn't delivered to us (we're on the 3rd floor) and we brought it up on our own no problem along with a similar sized (in weight) cat tree.
LunaGore Gaming Well then I thank you for being one of the more considerate people who order stuff online. Also, UPS (at least for my job) doesn't give you any tools to help you lift stuff. The only tools you get are your arms and legs.
e fred sounds like a former scrawny delivery driver who couldn't cut it as being one because every package weighed more than him, lol.
@e fred - LMAO - look at you and your touchy fweelings. Got your nerves pinched huh?
Yep, I am a fatty alright, sitting at 140 lbs lol.
"Harry Pwahter style"
Boximus foodimus
::dog food apears::
From every FedEx driver in the country.
Thank you!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!
If I ever use this service I’m leaving a twenty by the door for the driver
HEARD THERE ARE NEW CHEVY COMMERCIALS OUT LMAOOO
briana they never end
dont type in caps loser
I want them to come out with mahk
Skuzzy SORRY CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY CAPS
Laughing my ass off off off? That's amazing! Didn't know you could stutter while typing!
X-men theme, meet the Fed-X men, now entirely diverse; featuring fed-up Ex-men
Dont you mean "featuring fed-up ex-Fed-ex-men"? Lol
@@hewhobattles8869 that's even better than what i was thinking
Same here, I work at FedEx and this is so on point with how we feel about Chewy, and they literally take every bit of credit for our work on these commercials.
Oh my gosh this is so accurate. Usps here can't tell you how many times I have had to go up to the door for a dog toy...
My personal favorite customer instruction is. "Don't leave my package at the garage, take it to the front door. Yes I know I have 4-8 yards of 2-4 foot deep of snow blocking my door, but I want it there."
Best of all I get to double dip with chewy, I get to deliver their adverts and their packages lol.
I've never seen a usps with those
@@LUC1FER_R1S1NG less the heavy food bags, but I do deliver pet meds and pet toys all the time from chewy.
@@danielgibson3422 I get a lot of them on the daily...I hate those and the wine boxes
"I was this close to leaving a trail of kibbles and bits to the pound" amazing
Every line that comes out of this man's mouth is gold. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, but the X-Men theme just elevated the entire video 👌
Singing to cartoon X-Men theme song brought tears to my eyes.
As a former package Handler just loading chewy was hell.
Loading and unloading Chewy boxes is still hell lol
The days I was assigned to the docks, I just went home.
As a former FedEx employee I can confirm chewy sucks and they box their products terriblely. This was a great video
Joshua Arnett YES they use one little vertical strip of tape for a 50 lb bag of dog food they bust open constantly on the sorter. It's the same for Russell stover and pinnacle.
Joshua Arnett idk they might have got better I started using chewy the last few months and all my boxes have been in perfect condition unlike when I get stuff from usps and the lazy bitch tries to shove any boxes I get in my mailbox
Yuppp same thing at UPS 😂
Joshua Arnett They're the worst for that! It's one of the reasons I stopped using it. Oh here's a small plastic container...I think it'll be great in this box with two cases of canned dog food. Not so much.
Glad I work for the USPS.
"You know, I have to freebase IcyHot because of this job." :-)
Shawn Prather so do I this is #truth
Its "oicy hot" actually
"I gotta freebase icy hot because of this job"
Owycy hot
Just stumbled upon this channel. Best! Find! Yet! Fkn hilarious!
“Are you shitting in the box too?” This channel has so much potential
Elemental Airsoft I am pretty sure he didn't say "shifting".
Joe Mama Oopsy poopsy
It's honestly one of the best channels out there.
As someone who works at FedEx, we ALL hate Chewy, drivers. Q/A, managers and package handlers alike.
I die inside when I see 30 big ass chewy boxes come screaming down the chute.
@@Zippytez I wouldn't hate them as much if I didn't have to re-tape like a third of the damn things.
@@Maximillian200HP the worst is when I'm loading a semi, and the box breaks open and showers the floor with a layer of dust and litter
Dont work at a job u dont like? Sorry but you should of known about the work when you submitted you're application. Quit bitching.
@@t1t1t62 Some people don’t have that kind of opportunity??? Quit being a jerk.
As one who works at FedEx I can confirm unloading those boxes it's a pain in the ass, they always break and are always 50lbs+
I still love this 5 years later
Fed Exmen
Am I the only one that read Chevy instead of Chewy and got excited AF!?
k Hmm, does Chevy own Chewy?
Check description
I misread it to, but I think this one mightve been even better.
Yeah, I also misread that. I thought that “Mark is gonna chewy the chevy?” LoL
1:33 Bruh that was so true
“Stop collecting rescue animals like they’re baseball cards” 😂 Bruh that was a direct shoutout to my mom
I just want everyone to know its peak season at Fed ex and I have to watch this to feel better.
the feels...
USPS here we feel your pain my brother.
Please alphabetise the boxes when you deliver them , thaaaaaanks
FUCK YOU! Customers always bitching!
No way! Seriously?
harrison6987 Sounds sarcastic
Two stacks sorted for size and weight too... thaaaanks.
I drive two rural routes for FedEx and have developed a condition I call "Chewy shoulder" (sharp pain in the posterior deltoids).
"It's on isle 11 behind the little blonde kid yodeling" Man does that joke date this video or what 😂
“Maybe stop collecting rescue pets like they’re baseball cards” im dead
My dad works for the Post Office and he laughed so hard at this and said it was relatable 😂
I work for FedEx and deliver chewy crap everyday.. not only is this hilarious, everything in this video is true
I work for FedEx also. I have one customer every few weeks gets 6-16 Chewy boxes. Another driver showed this to me and I died.
thank you Mahk for making this video
So crazy how the video is 5 yrs old yet so up to date
i actually tweeted this to chewy and they liked it
ADreviews76 omg please link it I'd love to see it.
i went looking for it and i can't find it probably they gave the like before looking at the video lol lol
@BallTistic Screecher We're not slaves bro. Us Ground guys don't even work for Fedex
Plz a link
@@Snesboy09 were still slave to the damn contractor!
"you shittin in the box too?" lmao
That’s one of the funniest lines
Love these videos keep them going
"They're in aisle 11 behind the little yodeling blonde kid" best line in the video
“Stop collecting rescue dogs like there baseball cards Karen”
Ah yes, the most hated thing in all Fedex Ground hubs and stations around the country.
I haven’t laughed this hard at anything in a while. All of your content is hilarious
As an unloader and jumper, I empathize with EVERY SINGLE DRIVER for UPS and FedEx. Oh my goodness, I don't know how many times I felt my arms about to give out from lifting those heavy ass packages
Must be hard lugging all that in the Grand Vitara.
Accurate portrayal of FedEx.
Why?
john hill Are your describing FedEx or UPS? UPS seems to have the most complaints.
John Hill,
I see. Interesting. UPS still seems to have the most complaints.
john hill 780 is a walk in the park! We do 1050...one truck, one person, one hour. 780 gets you sent to work the tard tower!
john hill you must be a package handler lol sucks to suck
damn my bad fedex fam, ima quit ordering so much online.
I've worked as both a package handler and the delivery driver. The word fragile doesn't mean anything to us after the second day on the job. Personally it's not because I don't care, but it's that we don't have time to be that careful. If I'm not fast, I lose my job. If I don't park the truck in the middle of a one way residential street as close to the delivery location I lose my job.
"If it breaks we have insurance for that" is the most common thing said at both positions.
Having worked for that delivery company, that's exactly how those boxes look. Beat up.
To be fair, thats how all the boxes look, not just Chewy lol
When I worked at FedEx I prayed Chewy would go out of business.
lol, every day.
I still do
Think of how much money we save those cheap bastards on tape.
That was one of two favors I asked of god. Kill me in my sleep or make chewy go out of business and I’m still breathing.
Fuck Chewy! They aren't cheaper and exist so fat fucks don't have to walk 10 extra paces. Front door? Still gotta carry the shit in! Don't own animals if you're too fucking lazy to put the BARE MINIMUM amount of effort in ya fuckin pigs! Eat shit!
I work for Shipt which is a grocery delivery company and I hated the customers who ordered multiple 24 packs of water and lived in a 2nd or 3rd floor walk up. My worst delivery ever was one of these. It was the middle of summer, hot as hell and she orders 3 cases of water, big detergent, multiple 12 packs of soda all up 3 flights of stairs. No help or tip from the customer. Actually she asked if I could hurry up because she wanted to lay down for a nap. Almost quit that day
2 years ago!! Why am I only just seeing this now? Such a beauty for sure. And still accurate
Man, I can't be the only one that misread chewy as Chevy...
Nah I also thought at first it was Chevy then as I saw the Chewy text in the video I began questioning whether the title was Chevy or Chewy.
This just showed up in my notifications so i just went with it
That got me too lol. Video was still great regardless
Brandon Kilpatrick hahahahahaha
Brandon Kilpatrick I can’t be the only one who has read 20 of these comments already
Someone finally spoke up for us 😩💯💯💯
You know, at one time, being a FedEx or UPS driver used to be a pretty decent job for someone who had no post-secondary education. Nowadays, you are better off working at Walmart.
I have a friend who depends on Chewy because she's a stroke survivor, try lugging that shit up the stairs when you're paralyzed down your right side.
@@ninjabearpress2574 should probably consider NOT having a shitload of pets if she doesn’t want to worry about how she’ll get her pet food.
@@811brian Just one cat, but he has his needs like plenty of fresh kitty litter.
As a FedEx Ground package handler Chewy is absolutely your worst nightmare i’ll guarantee you
NO, LITTLE CEASERS IS WHERE YOU CROSSED THE LINE. THIS MEANS WAR
shut up
Crunchy Jello no thanks, loser.
Mahk: "It smells like a Port-a-Potty and a Little Caesar's had sex!"
Me: "Wait a minute. You mean there's a *_difference_* in how the two smell?"
Come at me, bro! >:D
Little ceasers isn't good, it's cheap, but terrible
I subscribed after this video and just spent 3 hours watching all of his video I am dead
13matthewp06 : today is the first time watching videos on this site. I wanted to watch something amusing/funny, WOW ! This is great👏👏👏👏👏👏👏‼️. I’ve been watching these, one right after another. 😆😄
@@slcRN1971 Welcome to youtube, where the comment sections of most videos are a cancer pit of arguements, insults, and bullies. But on the bright side, there are cute puppie videos
“It’s on isle 11 behind the little Blonde kid yodeling” 😂
“No karen I’m sweating out here” 😂😂😂
This is by far my favorite video of his
Liked by every FedEx/ UPS driver and employee ever! 🤣🤣 Harry Potter style
Oicy hawt
I’ve seen this at least 10 times and it keeps getting funnier every time I see it.
I work for UPS in the early morning unloading trailers and then I work for FedEx express on the PM shift. It’s insane what you can order online. Refrigerators, full sized barbecues, swing sets, trampolines, dressers, you name it. Heavy ass shit. I’m not a delivery driver, but I can only imagine how frustrating it must be to deliver someone’s treadmill up a flight of stairs just for them to complain and talk shit. Much respect to our drivers.
Omg!! You must have worked for Fedex Ground ( home delivery) because every single thing you said was true! So hilarious!! I shared with all of my drivers👍🏽
I am a package handler for home delivery and I die a little inside whenever I see these heavy ass boxes come down the belt.
Love at the end when you can hear the camera man laughing when mahk is shitting in the box
Omg I felt this so much. I work at FedEx ground as a package handler and picking up those Chewy boxes is always a nightmare. You either get a box thats like 70 pounds or you get one thats 5 pounds but you're still expecting 70 pounds so you end up literally throwing it over your head because you put too much energy in trying to lift it.
Don't even get me started on the ones with litter in them.
The " oh, that's all you have for me?" Hit hard. Yes Karen I'm the delivery guy, all I do is deliver. What do you want me to do!?
The FED-X-MEN CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE
Lmao as a delivery driver 0:12 is so fucking true. People will literally watch u walk towards them while they stand in their doorway. It's agravating specially when it's heavy AF.
But by far my all time favorite move is when people see you park the truck and they go back inside and close the door.
Interesting. About 8 years ago because I tried to help a FedEx driver carry a large package to my house. He thanked me but refused my help on the grounds that it was against policy.
@Vlad the Impaler Yes and no. Express and Ground function pretty differently, Ground being contracted routes so the contractor sets the standards for the drivers in most cases. Know that your efforts are greatly appreciated though, we’ll take all the help we can get and really just the fact that it occurred to you to offer it is good enough for most of us.
And it's very nerve wrecking too. Like they're judging my every move
Omg this is halarious! I practically died laughing on the floor
Mahk, if you ain't careful, Karen's gonna ask to speak to your manager.
I gotta stop watching these on the train to work
People think I've gone nuts because I laugh so frigging hard
No they don't. They think you're that annoying asshole on his phone being obnoxious. This joke is about 10 years old too. God you're stupid, now fuck off.
@@Valhallen002 you're a nice person.
I'm a package handler for FedEx and I can 100% relate😂😂😂😂
Edit (2021) : came across this video again and I am now a package driver for FedEx...AND GOD DAMN chewy is the vien of my existence!!
He nails these so well
Thank you for this .
Delivery service 31 years . this is spot on👍