If Commercials were Real Life - Chewy

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • That's not a typo. It's says Chewy not Chevy. In this new age of easy online shopping with sites like Chewy & Amazon we sometimes forget some poor guy has to carry all that stuff we bought. So this video is a salute to all those Fed Ex drivers out there that have to carry our heavy ass packages. Also where's my package?
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    This is a parody
    Original commercials for reference: • Video
    Video clips used:
    • FedEx Guy Throwing My ... - Goobie55
    • Fedex Guy Throwing Mon... - Ken Cane
    • Video - RSVLTS
    • FedEx Driver Seen On S... - CBS Denver
    • FedEx throwing a package - Gantonow
    • Video - Robert Archey
    • Video - NYCDaddyLife
    • Video - Ultra Fair

Комментарии • 2,9 тыс.

  • @Beak3er
    @Beak3er 6 лет назад +4392

    As a FedEx Ground driver, I have to agree with everything he said, and laughed at everything. Chewy will be the death of me.

    • @ItsZorn5620SON
      @ItsZorn5620SON 5 лет назад +107

      @Oh Yeah Yeah bro I wasn't even a driver, was a package handler, but thank you so much for understanding our pain. I had it bad since but I feel certain the drivers have it much worse when it comes to Chewy.

    • @Eli-yt1wk
      @Eli-yt1wk 5 лет назад +58

      Bro chewy sucks when we have to load trucks

    • @iAmWinterCoat
      @iAmWinterCoat 5 лет назад +74

      I’m a UPS driver and I’m so glad they switched carriers. 😂

    • @tk0208
      @tk0208 5 лет назад +49

      Deanoss Last you’re allowed to complain about your job- I bet your job isn’t all cupcakes and rainbows either

    • @trevorgurbacki4810
      @trevorgurbacki4810 5 лет назад +5

      your prof pic looks like the dude who delivered my dogs milk bones the other day

  • @GhettoJesus23
    @GhettoJesus23 6 лет назад +3548

    "Stop collecting rescue pets like theyre baseball cards" 😂

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 6 лет назад +3

      Giovanni Becerra And now you get to go meet Ghetto Jesus! :)

    • @KalakoaKeanu
      @KalakoaKeanu 6 лет назад +1

      GhettoJesus I read this as he said it lmao😂🤣

    • @joemotion601
      @joemotion601 5 лет назад +1

      I read this just as soon as he said it!

    • @TheDieselndust
      @TheDieselndust 5 лет назад +1

      Ghetto Jesus, I call it “Man Repellent”

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 4 года назад

      🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

  • @adithsundram1875
    @adithsundram1875 5 лет назад +5471

    No wonder he hates this company they’re only one letter away from chevy

  • @aavux1458
    @aavux1458 4 года назад +2007

    “I’M the one breaking a sweat, karen.” That had me rolling😂

    • @SavagePatch115
      @SavagePatch115 4 года назад +8

      @HZB OcYpcWr'Ctwu Odzs People named JD are typically assholes. He can most certainly go fuck himself

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih 4 года назад +11

      @@SavagePatch115, he most certainly has to go fuck himself because let's be real. no one's doing it for him

    • @dennisbarnes9317
      @dennisbarnes9317 4 года назад +1

      @Travers Kilroy Cooper Alvirez his mom is karen

    • @catonthemoon2084
      @catonthemoon2084 4 года назад +5

      @J D You must be a liberal 🤪🥴 they have no sense of humor. If you can't see the humor in his comment you're legally dead ☠️

    • @Sabbathissaturday
      @Sabbathissaturday 3 года назад

      I was reading this as it was playing 🤣

  • @solium3114
    @solium3114 4 года назад +2441

    Comments:
    45% I work for FedEx
    45% Why does everyone work for FedEx
    10% Quotes

    • @nick-vv1lz
      @nick-vv1lz 4 года назад +57

      1% comments explaining other comments

    • @SamAx57
      @SamAx57 4 года назад +12

      It smells like a port-a-potty and Little Ceasers has sex

    • @somedrunkdude5728
      @somedrunkdude5728 4 года назад +9

      100% Anus.

    • @TheChurchofJim
      @TheChurchofJim 4 года назад

      this is like the one time where this shit was right, these comments always seem to be off a decent amount but literally havent seen any comment but yours that isnt what you said yet

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 4 года назад +3

      "Why does everyone work for Fed-Ex? Well I work for Fed Ex and it's great. Here's a quote for ya, "He who dealt it smellt it first."" Got all the bases covered.

  • @molonlabe9785
    @molonlabe9785 5 лет назад +2682

    “I always wanted my spirit animal to be Steven Hawking”

    • @elijahjamieson5354
      @elijahjamieson5354 4 года назад +20

      I always wanted my spirit animal to be a snail with downsindrom

    • @xdnaenaesan9914
      @xdnaenaesan9914 4 года назад +10

      No it's a spirit vegtable

    • @choog2752
      @choog2752 4 года назад +6

      HAHA YES HE DID SAY THAT

    • @justaphonewithinternetacce7729
      @justaphonewithinternetacce7729 4 года назад +5

      I always wanted my spirit animal to be a Mahk with more forehead lines

    • @anthonywestover5326
      @anthonywestover5326 4 года назад +3

      ALS is nothing to snicker about, so when I heard that joke, it cringed SO HARD it left a bad feeling in my ears... 😑😖

  • @benedettoskitchen9545
    @benedettoskitchen9545 6 лет назад +1544

    As a driver for FedEx, this is spot on. Absolutely hilarious. If you order from this company it's safe to say your driver hates you.

    • @eddyvargas2413
      @eddyvargas2413 5 лет назад +34

      And package handlers

    • @kendallrobertson518
      @kendallrobertson518 5 лет назад +45

      Don’t be a fedex driver than. I order from chewy cause it’s quick and easy. Also stop throwing packages and driving crazy

    • @_acb
      @_acb 5 лет назад +55

      Kendall Robertson how about move out the way?! 😂

    • @fatcat871
      @fatcat871 5 лет назад +14

      if u hate your job just find a different one
      fed ex drivers are some of the lowest iq people 😂

    • @ramonlovato4360
      @ramonlovato4360 5 лет назад +59

      Steven Soco oh don’t worry fedex drivers and their “low IQ.” Are servicing your wife real well ;). When you are not home the fedex driver with the low iq is piping your wife real hard bro. Don’t worry your job as a retail manager is very demanding and requires a high iq

  • @debilCHINA
    @debilCHINA 6 лет назад +630

    "Its on aisle 11 behind the little blond kid yodeling"

    • @harrisonmcgill2019
      @harrisonmcgill2019 6 лет назад +8

      I freakin' died xD

    • @gamingj6889
      @gamingj6889 6 лет назад +2

      LOLOLOL

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 5 лет назад

      Is this a reference to some brand mascot?

    • @InvidiousIgnoramus
      @InvidiousIgnoramus 5 лет назад +4

      @@arx3516 Nah, there was a video last year of a little boy yodeling in a walmart for his audience of his grandmother and a couple randoms.

    • @ajjerio3927
      @ajjerio3927 5 лет назад +2

      One year later and I understood that reference without any hints lol

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC 4 года назад +468

    “I have to freebase *oicy hot* because of this job”

    • @gigglyme2001
      @gigglyme2001 4 года назад +7

      I love when people spell out his accent, it kills me 🤣

    • @angeldn10
      @angeldn10 3 года назад +1

      johb

    • @Vooman
      @Vooman 3 года назад +2

      oicy haht*

  • @GarrisonSowles
    @GarrisonSowles 4 года назад +1959

    I’m the only one in the comments that doesn’t work for fedex

  • @GhostJumpGaming
    @GhostJumpGaming 5 лет назад +694

    I worked for Chewy and they actually rip you off a lot, talk crap about customers all the time, lie when they say they"ll do something to fix your shipping issues, etc.

    • @amarie8769
      @amarie8769 4 года назад +16

      Can you share some stories?

    • @fernandod4046
      @fernandod4046 4 года назад +61

      So. They're like every other company?

    • @TheJazmynPuma
      @TheJazmynPuma 4 года назад +9

      Tell them to drop Fedex and go back to DHL. Fedex sucks.

    • @chango.-.
      @chango.-. 4 года назад +38

      Every employee of a company talks shit about their customers, and doesn't really care for your problems 😂 thats what happens when you don't buy local

    • @erwina4738
      @erwina4738 4 года назад +2

      Lol that is not true at all. Chewy is a wonderful company!

  • @itis2182
    @itis2182 6 лет назад +974

    I work at FedEx and this video is my soul.

    • @mustangkimmy
      @mustangkimmy 6 лет назад +41

      My bf works for FedEx, says this is spot on. Lol

    • @zanebrunes45
      @zanebrunes45 6 лет назад +9

      Never worked parcel delivery. But try Armoured Car delivery and you'll see what hell is really like.

    • @jakeybehr
      @jakeybehr 6 лет назад +30

      I work for FedEx too. God damn I hate chewy

    • @coolcomment8
      @coolcomment8 6 лет назад +49

      As a package handler, I can easily say that Chewy boxes are easily the most despised package coming through. Prime day was hell with these boxes.

    • @nicholascook3672
      @nicholascook3672 6 лет назад +3

      zanebrunes45 I worked at GardaWorld and FedEx. FedEx is worse by far. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blackkaiser3705
    @blackkaiser3705 6 лет назад +782

    That X-Men music just went perfectly.

    • @benn255b3
      @benn255b3 6 лет назад +17

      John Wick fedX-men! Lol

    • @4050N
      @4050N 6 лет назад

      John Wick yes!

    • @johnwick4856
      @johnwick4856 6 лет назад +2

      X-MEN THANK YOU I was trying to remember what that theme song was from

    • @ryandougherty3377
      @ryandougherty3377 5 лет назад

      FedeX-men

    • @charlesspencer3786
      @charlesspencer3786 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you! I searched for this comment!

  • @lino8588
    @lino8588 4 года назад +281

    Population of the world:
    25% people who work for FedEx
    25% people who don't
    50% FBI agents

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 4 года назад +8

      50% FBI agents in fake Fed-ex trucks snooping on your wireless network.

    • @lino8588
      @lino8588 4 года назад +6

      Wtf I don't recall writing this

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 4 года назад +12

      @@lino8588 Best thing is when you find a joke you left multiple years ago and you laugh before you realize it was your own joke.

    • @skrljr2934
      @skrljr2934 4 года назад +1

      Hours ago...

    • @rekietabeatslc9980
      @rekietabeatslc9980 4 года назад +2

      @@Robert08010 nice to hear, I love to find really old posts to comment on, most are probably forgotten accounts but sure I've given some ppl some wtf moments lol

  • @YOUNGNJAU
    @YOUNGNJAU 4 года назад +298

    I was an FedEx loader and hate the “Chewy Trucks.”

    • @marksimpson6196
      @marksimpson6196 4 года назад +18

      YOUNGNJAU • trying to scan them sucks too cuz they have like a million barcodes and only one of them works

    • @Shepard_N7
      @Shepard_N7 4 года назад +12

      Trying to load them and the box breaks open because Chewy insists on using paper tape for 50lb bags. GoT tO KeEp OrIgInAL BoX

    • @hersh511
      @hersh511 4 года назад +7

      Hey unloader here. Can you guys stop putting ic’s in the belly?

    • @LaserStorm1000
      @LaserStorm1000 4 года назад

      @@hersh511 my bad bruh it easier to toss them down there lol

    • @Decarus37
      @Decarus37 3 года назад

      I work on a t-spur half my boxes are chewy and I have to throw them on u carts because the trucks are in a different section of the building the boxes always crush each other because of Chewy's cheap ass boxes

  • @GFmanaic
    @GFmanaic 6 лет назад +687

    How many JD BowWow awards do they have

    • @rotimijohnson6536
      @rotimijohnson6536 6 лет назад +6

      3 maybe 4

    • @The_Devil_Himself
      @The_Devil_Himself 6 лет назад +10

      Rotimi Johnson but they were for the 2015 model dog food, there's been heavy redesigns since then.

    • @nathan8634
      @nathan8634 6 лет назад +3

      They have the award for initial quality

    • @Hopeguz3
      @Hopeguz3 5 лет назад

      Or JD Meowie rewards lol

    • @diganic_BroxGaming
      @diganic_BroxGaming 5 лет назад

      @@nathan8634 tastes good but makes them shit on the carpet?

  • @salpetrarca
    @salpetrarca 6 лет назад +313

    I guess we know what Mahk did before becoming RUclips famous. That's the kind of rant that can only come from a place of true, hard-learned spite.

    • @Dungzoo
      @Dungzoo 6 лет назад +41

      I used to work for Fedex Ground. As soon as I saw those shorts from the side, I knew it was a real uniform, whoever it belongs to!

    • @stephenshelton4267
      @stephenshelton4267 6 лет назад +46

      I agree. This was a strange angle to take the Chewy video and the ending is over the top. This must have come from bottled up rage from actually doing this work.

    • @MarshalStomm
      @MarshalStomm 6 лет назад +38

      It's an old school uniform too, only a few guys at my terminal have them, and they don't wear them very much. Looks like the hat is new though, since it isn't the old Green Ground. And all the little details included, those have to have come straight from a Driver.

  • @_acb
    @_acb 5 лет назад +339

    Imagine delivering to a dog breeder, in the middle of nowhere, that orders 30 bags at a time lol

    • @buck19
      @buck19 4 года назад +8

      Pallets, pallet jack, lift gate

    • @buck19
      @buck19 4 года назад +1

      @Spike Flea just got the notification for this, 3weeks later

    • @ValiantOutcast
      @ValiantOutcast 4 года назад +10

      @@buck19 This would be nice, but a lot of those places still get it shipped ground instead of freight for one reason or another. The 30 individual bags instead of a pallet scenario is not at all unlikely.

    • @savagejoe2123
      @savagejoe2123 3 года назад

      Can you put it in the backyard?

    • @owenstewart1160
      @owenstewart1160 3 года назад

      @@savagejoe2123 can you just fill up the dogs dish too?

  • @jr9973
    @jr9973 5 лет назад +120

    “ I have to freebase icy-hot because of this job.” 😂😂

  • @brianc6144
    @brianc6144 4 года назад +70

    "behind the little blond kid yodeling" lol

  • @briana3192
    @briana3192 6 лет назад +657

    HEARD THERE ARE NEW CHEVY COMMERCIALS OUT LMAOOO

    • @citatap
      @citatap 6 лет назад +9

      briana they never end

    • @mrbaaman
      @mrbaaman 6 лет назад +1

      dont type in caps loser

    • @angelbarajas4564
      @angelbarajas4564 6 лет назад +2

      I want them to come out with mahk

    • @sammeyer6852
      @sammeyer6852 6 лет назад +5

      Skuzzy SORRY CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY CAPS

    • @Loganx1981
      @Loganx1981 6 лет назад

      Laughing my ass off off off? That's amazing! Didn't know you could stutter while typing!

  • @Countdownsmiles
    @Countdownsmiles 5 лет назад +331

    X-men theme, meet the Fed-X men, now entirely diverse; featuring fed-up Ex-men

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 года назад +8

      Dont you mean "featuring fed-up ex-Fed-ex-men"? Lol

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 3 года назад

      @@hewhobattles8869 that's even better than what i was thinking

  • @neb519
    @neb519 6 лет назад +353

    "Harry Pwahter style"

    • @mrg2176
      @mrg2176 6 лет назад +19

      Boximus foodimus
      ::dog food apears::

  • @erikdaniels0n
    @erikdaniels0n 3 года назад +71

    “Oh yeah, yeah, that’s exactly how it happens. Harry Potter style. Boximus Foodus, and a package just appears”

  • @n3rdyg1rl11
    @n3rdyg1rl11 4 года назад +113

    "Oh no the delivery guy chucked my package over my fence!" If only they knew how many times it had been thrown, chucked, kicked, dropped or even used as a step stool or fell out of the truck between when it was picked up from the shipper to when it made it to your door step. Also fun to open the trailer to unload the packages only to find a fragile TV bent in 50 places because it was loaded under a bunch of heavy shit at the bottom of the pile.

    • @artmoss6889
      @artmoss6889 3 года назад +12

      So true! If people ever get an uncensored view of what boxes go through before they reach a customer, they would be astounded.

    • @mdyas1711
      @mdyas1711 3 года назад +3

      @@artmoss6889 My favorite when I worked there was to take the letter or small boxes and frisbee chuck them flat to the roof so they shot to the front of the trailer. When you did it perfect it was very Zen.

    • @willowallen4688
      @willowallen4688 3 года назад +1

      So many packages get damaged during their time in the truck and during their time in warehouse. There's never a time a package actually comes out completly unharmed.

    • @TheBradinator214
      @TheBradinator214 3 года назад

      @@mdyas1711 heck yeah bro

    • @32snowbound60
      @32snowbound60 2 года назад

      Hahahah oh yeah… as a driver I know exactly

  • @cantcollin
    @cantcollin 5 лет назад +118

    "I was this close to leaving a trail of kibbles and bits to the pound" amazing

  • @dronboxcr3993
    @dronboxcr3993 6 лет назад +1457

    This had me dying 😂😂😂

    • @jjh111
      @jjh111 6 лет назад +10

      Me too, was falling over in my garage onto the hood of my car, Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers style

    • @Webton462
      @Webton462 5 лет назад +2

      JJ H that was way too descriptive

  • @MrJp-izzle
    @MrJp-izzle 6 лет назад +301

    As a former FedEx employee I can confirm chewy sucks and they box their products terriblely. This was a great video

    • @itis2182
      @itis2182 6 лет назад +14

      Joshua Arnett YES they use one little vertical strip of tape for a 50 lb bag of dog food they bust open constantly on the sorter. It's the same for Russell stover and pinnacle.

    • @meldinssti3311
      @meldinssti3311 6 лет назад +4

      Joshua Arnett idk they might have got better I started using chewy the last few months and all my boxes have been in perfect condition unlike when I get stuff from usps and the lazy bitch tries to shove any boxes I get in my mailbox

    • @brandonbouchez7195
      @brandonbouchez7195 6 лет назад +1

      Yuppp same thing at UPS 😂

    • @kellylewisfischer181
      @kellylewisfischer181 6 лет назад +1

      Joshua Arnett They're the worst for that! It's one of the reasons I stopped using it. Oh here's a small plastic container...I think it'll be great in this box with two cases of canned dog food. Not so much.

    • @jaredlangley6924
      @jaredlangley6924 6 лет назад

      Glad I work for the USPS.

  • @JohnDoe-dj3lw
    @JohnDoe-dj3lw 3 года назад +10

    "Who needs a 100 pounds of cat litter Karen? I mean are you shitting in the box too?"
    LMFAO

  • @AuryLucar
    @AuryLucar 4 года назад +5035

    This is my most liked comment on yt

    • @mikeyh0
      @mikeyh0 4 года назад +47

      With their usual load of BS, Delivered right to YOUR door. /s. I like the drivers. In Tucson in the summer they all look like they're dying. BUT I have no pets so no Chewy.

    • @mind4lease554
      @mind4lease554 4 года назад +52

      As a FedEx driver, I can confirm statistically some of the commenters must be lying

    • @josephrobinson3359
      @josephrobinson3359 4 года назад +8

      As a fed ex drive

    • @Volfas
      @Volfas 4 года назад +3

      Lmao they need to pin this

    • @uravggamer4620
      @uravggamer4620 4 года назад +2

      No ups?

  • @rightbraincreative
    @rightbraincreative 6 лет назад +73

    "You know, I have to freebase IcyHot because of this job." :-)

  • @elementalairsoft1652
    @elementalairsoft1652 6 лет назад +175

    “Are you shitting in the box too?” This channel has so much potential

    • @JusticeforLiberty
      @JusticeforLiberty 6 лет назад +1

      Elemental Airsoft I am pretty sure he didn't say "shifting".

    • @elementalairsoft1652
      @elementalairsoft1652 6 лет назад +1

      Joe Mama Oopsy poopsy

    • @citatap
      @citatap 6 лет назад +1

      It's honestly one of the best channels out there.

  • @bisdead
    @bisdead 6 лет назад +97

    Every line that comes out of this man's mouth is gold. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, but the X-Men theme just elevated the entire video 👌

  • @micatk1318
    @micatk1318 4 года назад +746

    Why is everyone fedex drivers in this comment section😂

    • @somedrunkdude5728
      @somedrunkdude5728 4 года назад +15

      I'm not a Fed ex worker. I work in a butt cream factory.

    • @The_Ballo
      @The_Ballo 4 года назад +10

      @@somedrunkdude5728 Must have been nuts there on election day

    • @somedrunkdude5728
      @somedrunkdude5728 4 года назад +16

      @@The_Ballo Nut cream is a separate department.

    • @MikerodRod
      @MikerodRod 4 года назад +2

      Because it's funny and he speaks the truth. 😆

    • @tiredcitizenz1925
      @tiredcitizenz1925 4 года назад

      Idk

  • @somethingsock6707
    @somethingsock6707 4 года назад +26

    If I ever use this service I’m leaving a twenty by the door for the driver

  • @ashenbayfire
    @ashenbayfire 5 лет назад +56

    I just want everyone to know its peak season at Fed ex and I have to watch this to feel better.

  • @yabucoaman
    @yabucoaman 6 лет назад +83

    i actually tweeted this to chewy and they liked it

    • @Ez1DD
      @Ez1DD 6 лет назад +4

      ADreviews76 omg please link it I'd love to see it.

    • @yabucoaman
      @yabucoaman 6 лет назад +14

      i went looking for it and i can't find it probably they gave the like before looking at the video lol lol

    • @Snesboy09
      @Snesboy09 5 лет назад +1

      @BallTistic Screecher We're not slaves bro. Us Ground guys don't even work for Fedex

    • @mandude03VideosYT
      @mandude03VideosYT 5 лет назад

      Plz a link

    • @tinoezmartin2409
      @tinoezmartin2409 4 года назад

      @@Snesboy09 were still slave to the damn contractor!

  • @MrCordan85
    @MrCordan85 3 года назад +6

    Same here, I work at FedEx and this is so on point with how we feel about Chewy, and they literally take every bit of credit for our work on these commercials.

  • @xile2165
    @xile2165 4 года назад +7

    From every FedEx driver in the country.
    Thank you!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!

  • @karimbaba1367
    @karimbaba1367 6 лет назад +217

    Am I the only one that read Chevy instead of Chewy and got excited AF!?

  • @Joescotterpuss
    @Joescotterpuss 6 лет назад +182

    When I worked at FedEx I prayed Chewy would go out of business.

    • @willbryan7473
      @willbryan7473 5 лет назад +11

      lol, every day.

    • @eddyvargas2413
      @eddyvargas2413 5 лет назад +4

      I still do

    • @Maximillian200HP
      @Maximillian200HP 5 лет назад +9

      Think of how much money we save those cheap bastards on tape.

    • @JR-wn8cl
      @JR-wn8cl 5 лет назад +14

      That was one of two favors I asked of god. Kill me in my sleep or make chewy go out of business and I’m still breathing.

    • @rico76
      @rico76 5 лет назад +12

      Fuck Chewy! They aren't cheaper and exist so fat fucks don't have to walk 10 extra paces. Front door? Still gotta carry the shit in! Don't own animals if you're too fucking lazy to put the BARE MINIMUM amount of effort in ya fuckin pigs! Eat shit!

  • @Maximillian200HP
    @Maximillian200HP 5 лет назад +102

    As someone who works at FedEx, we ALL hate Chewy, drivers. Q/A, managers and package handlers alike.

    • @Zippytez
      @Zippytez 3 года назад +6

      I die inside when I see 30 big ass chewy boxes come screaming down the chute.

    • @Maximillian200HP
      @Maximillian200HP 3 года назад +4

      @@Zippytez I wouldn't hate them as much if I didn't have to re-tape like a third of the damn things.

    • @Zippytez
      @Zippytez 3 года назад +4

      @@Maximillian200HP the worst is when I'm loading a semi, and the box breaks open and showers the floor with a layer of dust and litter

    • @t1t1t62
      @t1t1t62 3 года назад

      Dont work at a job u dont like? Sorry but you should of known about the work when you submitted you're application. Quit bitching.

    • @ilana4232
      @ilana4232 3 года назад +10

      @@t1t1t62 Some people don’t have that kind of opportunity??? Quit being a jerk.

  • @danielgibson3422
    @danielgibson3422 3 года назад +4

    Oh my gosh this is so accurate. Usps here can't tell you how many times I have had to go up to the door for a dog toy...
    My personal favorite customer instruction is. "Don't leave my package at the garage, take it to the front door. Yes I know I have 4-8 yards of 2-4 foot deep of snow blocking my door, but I want it there."
    Best of all I get to double dip with chewy, I get to deliver their adverts and their packages lol.

    • @LUC1FER_R1S1NG
      @LUC1FER_R1S1NG 3 года назад

      I've never seen a usps with those

    • @danielgibson3422
      @danielgibson3422 3 года назад

      @@LUC1FER_R1S1NG less the heavy food bags, but I do deliver pet meds and pet toys all the time from chewy.

    • @LUC1FER_R1S1NG
      @LUC1FER_R1S1NG 3 года назад

      @@danielgibson3422 I get a lot of them on the daily...I hate those and the wine boxes

  • @angelav9838
    @angelav9838 5 лет назад +21

    Singing to cartoon X-Men theme song brought tears to my eyes.

  • @deanspanos8210
    @deanspanos8210 6 лет назад +74

    Must be hard lugging all that in the Grand Vitara.

  • @askepticalcharmander9815
    @askepticalcharmander9815 6 лет назад +70

    Accurate portrayal of FedEx.

    • @toyoscio
      @toyoscio 6 лет назад

      Why?

    • @toyoscio
      @toyoscio 6 лет назад +1

      john hill Are your describing FedEx or UPS? UPS seems to have the most complaints.

    • @toyoscio
      @toyoscio 6 лет назад +1

      John Hill,
      I see. Interesting. UPS still seems to have the most complaints.

    • @EtxSmokeshow
      @EtxSmokeshow 6 лет назад +1

      john hill 780 is a walk in the park! We do 1050...one truck, one person, one hour. 780 gets you sent to work the tard tower!

    • @vicentejan98
      @vicentejan98 6 лет назад

      john hill you must be a package handler lol sucks to suck

  • @Jumbopoptv
    @Jumbopoptv 6 лет назад +56

    “Maybe stop collecting rescue pets like they’re baseball cards” im dead

  • @jaquansimpson6828
    @jaquansimpson6828 5 лет назад +37

    As a former package Handler just loading chewy was hell.

    • @willowallen4688
      @willowallen4688 3 года назад +1

      Loading and unloading Chewy boxes is still hell lol

    • @jmella1788
      @jmella1788 3 года назад

      The days I was assigned to the docks, I just went home.

  • @jadennorman9515
    @jadennorman9515 5 лет назад +25

    "I gotta freebase icy hot because of this job"

  • @aidandaly3991
    @aidandaly3991 6 лет назад +43

    “Stop collecting rescue dogs like there baseball cards Karen”

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 6 лет назад +589

    Please alphabetise the boxes when you deliver them , thaaaaaanks

    • @zanebrunes45
      @zanebrunes45 6 лет назад +4

      FUCK YOU! Customers always bitching!

    • @harrison6987
      @harrison6987 6 лет назад +2

      No way! Seriously?

    • @Hopeguz3
      @Hopeguz3 5 лет назад

      harrison6987 Sounds sarcastic

    • @Bocbo
      @Bocbo 5 лет назад +3

      Two stacks sorted for size and weight too... thaaaanks.

  • @obi-wankenobi4301
    @obi-wankenobi4301 6 лет назад +73

    My dad works for the Post Office and he laughed so hard at this and said it was relatable 😂

    • @richgregg9488
      @richgregg9488 6 лет назад +12

      I work for FedEx and deliver chewy crap everyday.. not only is this hilarious, everything in this video is true

    • @stacyorth
      @stacyorth 6 лет назад +6

      I work for FedEx also. I have one customer every few weeks gets 6-16 Chewy boxes. Another driver showed this to me and I died.

  • @captainvicky7171
    @captainvicky7171 3 года назад +1

    As one who works at FedEx I can confirm unloading those boxes it's a pain in the ass, they always break and are always 50lbs+

  • @Ibeturhot42069
    @Ibeturhot42069 4 года назад +1

    I've worked as both a package handler and the delivery driver. The word fragile doesn't mean anything to us after the second day on the job. Personally it's not because I don't care, but it's that we don't have time to be that careful. If I'm not fast, I lose my job. If I don't park the truck in the middle of a one way residential street as close to the delivery location I lose my job.
    "If it breaks we have insurance for that" is the most common thing said at both positions.

  • @Julius3774
    @Julius3774 6 лет назад +72

    Fed Exmen

  • @youtube_warlord1056
    @youtube_warlord1056 5 лет назад +86

    "you shittin in the box too?" lmao

    • @legoman8960
      @legoman8960 3 года назад +2

      That’s one of the funniest lines

  • @mikeyk9725
    @mikeyk9725 5 лет назад +66

    Ah yes, the most hated thing in all Fedex Ground hubs and stations around the country.

  • @jacksonbrown3039
    @jacksonbrown3039 4 года назад +12

    NO, LITTLE CEASERS IS WHERE YOU CROSSED THE LINE. THIS MEANS WAR

    • @protim344
      @protim344 4 года назад +1

      shut up

    • @jacksonbrown3039
      @jacksonbrown3039 4 года назад

      Crunchy Jello no thanks, loser.

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 4 года назад

      Mahk: "It smells like a Port-a-Potty and a Little Caesar's had sex!"
      Me: "Wait a minute. You mean there's a *_difference_* in how the two smell?"
      Come at me, bro! >:D

    • @nathancarbo
      @nathancarbo 4 года назад

      Little ceasers isn't good, it's cheap, but terrible

  • @Jenn-ie5vf
    @Jenn-ie5vf 3 года назад +1

    I work for Shipt which is a grocery delivery company and I hated the customers who ordered multiple 24 packs of water and lived in a 2nd or 3rd floor walk up. My worst delivery ever was one of these. It was the middle of summer, hot as hell and she orders 3 cases of water, big detergent, multiple 12 packs of soda all up 3 flights of stairs. No help or tip from the customer. Actually she asked if I could hurry up because she wanted to lay down for a nap. Almost quit that day

  • @kilpatrrick
    @kilpatrrick 6 лет назад +95

    Man, I can't be the only one that misread chewy as Chevy...

    • @Toombe
      @Toombe 6 лет назад +4

      Nah I also thought at first it was Chevy then as I saw the Chewy text in the video I began questioning whether the title was Chevy or Chewy.

    • @UltimateDurp
      @UltimateDurp 6 лет назад

      This just showed up in my notifications so i just went with it

    • @reformedbear1479
      @reformedbear1479 6 лет назад +1

      That got me too lol. Video was still great regardless

    • @smizzlebeatz8428
      @smizzlebeatz8428 6 лет назад

      Brandon Kilpatrick hahahahahaha

    • @meldinssti3311
      @meldinssti3311 6 лет назад +1

      Brandon Kilpatrick I can’t be the only one who has read 20 of these comments already

  • @afrigginawesome
    @afrigginawesome 5 лет назад +224

    Someone finally spoke up for us 😩💯💯💯

    • @VladTheImpalerTepesIII
      @VladTheImpalerTepesIII 5 лет назад +9

      You know, at one time, being a FedEx or UPS driver used to be a pretty decent job for someone who had no post-secondary education. Nowadays, you are better off working at Walmart.

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 4 года назад +1

      I have a friend who depends on Chewy because she's a stroke survivor, try lugging that shit up the stairs when you're paralyzed down your right side.

    • @811brian
      @811brian 3 года назад

      @@ninjabearpress2574 should probably consider NOT having a shitload of pets if she doesn’t want to worry about how she’ll get her pet food.

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 3 года назад +1

      @@811brian Just one cat, but he has his needs like plenty of fresh kitty litter.

  • @ericm.5446
    @ericm.5446 3 года назад +4

    “Stop collecting rescue animals like they’re baseball cards” 😂 Bruh that was a direct shoutout to my mom

  • @thunderbolt4494
    @thunderbolt4494 3 года назад +1

    As an unloader and jumper, I empathize with EVERY SINGLE DRIVER for UPS and FedEx. Oh my goodness, I don't know how many times I felt my arms about to give out from lifting those heavy ass packages

  • @matthewp-mw9rl
    @matthewp-mw9rl 5 лет назад +241

    I subscribed after this video and just spent 3 hours watching all of his video I am dead

    • @slcRN1971
      @slcRN1971 4 года назад +1

      13matthewp06 : today is the first time watching videos on this site. I wanted to watch something amusing/funny, WOW ! This is great👏👏👏👏👏👏👏‼️. I’ve been watching these, one right after another. 😆😄

    • @bigmoniesponge
      @bigmoniesponge 3 года назад

      @@slcRN1971 Welcome to youtube, where the comment sections of most videos are a cancer pit of arguements, insults, and bullies. But on the bright side, there are cute puppie videos

  • @joshuawaters8563
    @joshuawaters8563 6 лет назад +11

    “It’s on isle 11 behind the little Blonde kid yodeling” 😂

  • @mrtacticool4946
    @mrtacticool4946 4 года назад +4

    1:33 Bruh that was so true

  • @dylanaruto20
    @dylanaruto20 3 года назад +2

    "It's on isle 11 behind the little blonde kid yodeling" Man does that joke date this video or what 😂

  • @pamelagary4715
    @pamelagary4715 5 лет назад +46

    Omg!! You must have worked for Fedex Ground ( home delivery) because every single thing you said was true! So hilarious!! I shared with all of my drivers👍🏽

    • @SerFondue
      @SerFondue 3 года назад

      I am a package handler for home delivery and I die a little inside whenever I see these heavy ass boxes come down the belt.

  • @michaelselz3389
    @michaelselz3389 6 лет назад +11

    As a former ups driver helper and warehouse employee who’s loaded trucks for 5 years I can confirm this is 100% accurate 😂

    • @bluerisk
      @bluerisk 3 года назад

      At least you got a house in Queens and your wife looks like Leah Rimini.
      PS: A Selz? I have a co-worker with this name, although we often call him Selzebub or Selzebübchen.
      After this guy:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beelzebub

    • @michaelselz3389
      @michaelselz3389 3 года назад

      @@bluerisk sounds German

    • @bluerisk
      @bluerisk 3 года назад

      @@michaelselz3389 Frank Selz, and yub, from Worms I think.

  • @danabram
    @danabram 6 лет назад +41

    Oicy hawt

  • @xDieselv
    @xDieselv 3 года назад +2

    As a FedEx Ground package handler Chewy is absolutely your worst nightmare i’ll guarantee you

  • @Justincase994
    @Justincase994 Год назад +1

    “I was this close to leaving a trail of kibbles and bits to the pound”

  • @sebastians.9821
    @sebastians.9821 5 лет назад +35

    Lmao as a delivery driver 0:12 is so fucking true. People will literally watch u walk towards them while they stand in their doorway. It's agravating specially when it's heavy AF.
    But by far my all time favorite move is when people see you park the truck and they go back inside and close the door.

    • @VladTheImpalerTepesIII
      @VladTheImpalerTepesIII 5 лет назад +7

      Interesting. About 8 years ago because I tried to help a FedEx driver carry a large package to my house. He thanked me but refused my help on the grounds that it was against policy.

    • @kennyminnear388
      @kennyminnear388 5 лет назад +5

      @Vlad the Impaler Yes and no. Express and Ground function pretty differently, Ground being contracted routes so the contractor sets the standards for the drivers in most cases. Know that your efforts are greatly appreciated though, we’ll take all the help we can get and really just the fact that it occurred to you to offer it is good enough for most of us.

    • @arronprestwich2813
      @arronprestwich2813 Год назад

      And it's very nerve wrecking too. Like they're judging my every move

  • @thomas2634
    @thomas2634 6 лет назад +17

    The FED-X-MEN CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE

  • @ChxrryBlossom56783
    @ChxrryBlossom56783 6 лет назад +14

    Liked by every FedEx/ UPS driver and employee ever! 🤣🤣 Harry Potter style

  • @bobbiikk7891
    @bobbiikk7891 3 года назад

    I work for UPS in the early morning unloading trailers and then I work for FedEx express on the PM shift. It’s insane what you can order online. Refrigerators, full sized barbecues, swing sets, trampolines, dressers, you name it. Heavy ass shit. I’m not a delivery driver, but I can only imagine how frustrating it must be to deliver someone’s treadmill up a flight of stairs just for them to complain and talk shit. Much respect to our drivers.

  • @BOTGRINDER
    @BOTGRINDER 4 года назад +9

    damn my bad fedex fam, ima quit ordering so much online.

  • @EmbraceMaking
    @EmbraceMaking 6 лет назад +10

    Love at the end when you can hear the camera man laughing when mahk is shitting in the box

  • @ganzano
    @ganzano 5 лет назад +20

    I gotta stop watching these on the train to work
    People think I've gone nuts because I laugh so frigging hard

    • @Valhallen002
      @Valhallen002 5 лет назад +1

      No they don't. They think you're that annoying asshole on his phone being obnoxious. This joke is about 10 years old too. God you're stupid, now fuck off.

    • @Veronica.John10-10
      @Veronica.John10-10 4 года назад +5

      @@Valhallen002 you're a nice person.

  • @ronaldbird6285
    @ronaldbird6285 5 лет назад +28

    I'm a package handler for FedEx and I can 100% relate😂😂😂😂
    Edit (2021) : came across this video again and I am now a package driver for FedEx...AND GOD DAMN chewy is the vien of my existence!!

  • @kaneonsweets45
    @kaneonsweets45 5 лет назад +11

    “No karen I’m sweating out here” 😂😂😂

  • @grayfox6930
    @grayfox6930 3 года назад

    The " oh, that's all you have for me?" Hit hard. Yes Karen I'm the delivery guy, all I do is deliver. What do you want me to do!?

  • @jamesdees4955
    @jamesdees4955 6 лет назад +15

    The FedEx outfit is what made it for me 😂😂😂

  • @leonidas6134
    @leonidas6134 6 лет назад +15

    Thats why you should always build a relationship with the people that work hard for you to live comfortably.

    • @Hopeguz3
      @Hopeguz3 5 лет назад +2

      I agree and if I catch them before they leave I always say thank you and offer bottled water. The struggle is real in the heat and I’m appreciative

    • @ravenwings7945
      @ravenwings7945 5 лет назад +1

      @Steven Soco will then eat shit Steven. I will everytime fuck your box up.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 лет назад

      @Steven Soco lol

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 лет назад

      @@ravenwings7945 lol

  • @greensabr200
    @greensabr200 5 лет назад +5

    I worked for UPS and this made me laugh. I occasionally half assed deliveries, or I signed for people. It was during the holidays so the truck was packed with over 300 deliveries each day.

  • @HailDarkseid
    @HailDarkseid 8 месяцев назад +2

    So crazy how the video is 5 yrs old yet so up to date

  • @Tinman710
    @Tinman710 Год назад +1

    They are heavy for sure, but they’re definitely not the heaviest, there just tends to be a lot of them.

  • @GhostFace72911
    @GhostFace72911 5 лет назад +7

    Playing the animated X-Men theme at the end is gold. 😂🤣

  • @enam9000
    @enam9000 5 лет назад +10

    I've worked in a wearhouse, those dog food bags are so heavy!
    especially when there's like 200+ bags/boxes in a trailer! 😣

  • @dnsmithnc
    @dnsmithnc 5 лет назад +6

    "You know, I have to free base Icy Hot because of this job" LMAO

  • @Apocalypsesurvivalduo
    @Apocalypsesurvivalduo 3 года назад +2

    yall think he kidding but a 40lbs box of litter had a leak and i almost bust my ass slippin in it.

  • @adambierema
    @adambierema 6 лет назад +176

    Bro I work for FedEx and im so sick of chewy we get whole trucks full of it :(

    • @sn95chuy89
      @sn95chuy89 5 лет назад +25

      @Steven Soco wtf is a real job too you then ???

    • @user-ji1hp
      @user-ji1hp 5 лет назад +25

      @Steven Soco yeah stop being an asshole.

    • @early7strikeland996
      @early7strikeland996 5 лет назад +8

      For him, the real job isn't being a driver, but a politicians who are highly educated who's only know is to grab people taxes and put them in their wallet.

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 5 лет назад +4

      but none of you do your job properly anyway so why do you care? You don't haul them right, you can't even drive like sane people. Or is it a job requirement to do meth before getting in the truck?

    • @silverletter4551
      @silverletter4551 5 лет назад +8

      If I didn't hate people already, working for FedEx would probably make me wish for human extinction.

  • @sneakerhead7866
    @sneakerhead7866 6 лет назад +8

    Exactly what delivery people go through! Hilarious! More,more,more!

  • @calumreadle4385
    @calumreadle4385 6 лет назад +8

    "I always wanted Steven Hawkins to be my spirit animal" best quote of 2018

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks 3 года назад +1

    I worked for Chewy writing their ads and the description of their RUclips videos. Its actually a team of 1099 freelancers doing all the work to make these videos making 18-25 an hour but they all have degrees, but now are all out of work as they could easily be let go and had no way to get unemployment since they weren't full time employees despite working at the Chewy studio 40+ hours a week on these commercials that millions are spent (just on RUclips and Facbook) to distribute.
    It's atrocious... but I still hold stock in the company cuz regardless of their policy they're going up in value like crazy

  • @12goshy
    @12goshy 4 года назад +1

    who needs a 100lbs of cat litter Karren

  • @mandude03VideosYT
    @mandude03VideosYT 5 лет назад +8

    Mahk: I'd like a job.
    Employment line: FedEx is looking for drivers
    Mahk: oh F*** it I need money
    Chewy.com: delivery!
    Mahk: "This Video"

  • @silveravnt
    @silveravnt 6 лет назад +544

    I love Chewy.com. The price is better and no shipping cost. Thanks Mahk!

    • @eldestgruff
      @eldestgruff 6 лет назад +62

      silveravnt it's also owned by Pet Smaht.

    • @silveravnt
      @silveravnt 6 лет назад +8

      Interesting. The prices I've compared are better than the petsmart stores and it saves time, gas and frustration.

    • @Xanchie
      @Xanchie 6 лет назад +13

      /r/Swoosh

    • @satoshinakamoto7351
      @satoshinakamoto7351 6 лет назад +24

      the time, gas, and frustration is not saved.... someone still has to do it...

    • @GeminiWoods
      @GeminiWoods 6 лет назад +11

      Jump in a dumpster fire.

  • @EatSomeDussi
    @EatSomeDussi 6 лет назад +83

    See u guys next month

  • @ferahgo6848
    @ferahgo6848 4 года назад +1

    Just stumbled upon this channel. Best! Find! Yet! Fkn hilarious!