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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @juliejulie
    @juliejulie  4 года назад +454

    Hello ! Thank you for 8M views :) I finally made another curb your meme compilation ! All the best - julie ruclips.net/video/cl2oZCio6JY/видео.html

    • @calvin5174
      @calvin5174 4 года назад +3

      Coming back?

    • @cali5635
      @cali5635 4 года назад +1

      Np

    • @linhtuong7908
      @linhtuong7908 4 года назад +1

      Hi

    • @garbagecontent.657
      @garbagecontent.657 4 года назад

      Dude you missed out on so much money I’m telling you. If you made the video just 30 seconds longer you would have been rich. I feel sorry for you :(

    • @harrybtown1506
      @harrybtown1506 Год назад

      T

  • @gigaswardblade7261
    @gigaswardblade7261 5 лет назад +54194

    *both parents are white*
    *both kids are black*
    I NEVER CHEATED ON MY HUSBAND!

    • @NoobieLandCity
      @NoobieLandCity 5 лет назад +4901

      lol I was like, do they really need a DNA test for this?

    • @RzelAkira
      @RzelAkira 5 лет назад +473

      same^ xD

    • @aulendilthegreat873
      @aulendilthegreat873 5 лет назад +1901

      @@NoobieLandCity it can happen though if their heritage has black in it and the genes become dominant after a few generations

    • @wevibin9219
      @wevibin9219 5 лет назад +434

      Aerindine Scarro ummm you know that both parents would know if they were adopted... cuz they would’ve been the ones who adopted them?

    • @adam-cs6qb
      @adam-cs6qb 5 лет назад +128

      @@aulendilthegreat873 does that happen?? For real.. 😮

  • @thedefectivememe
    @thedefectivememe 6 лет назад +10213

    I seriously respect the fact that you linked to all the original memes in the description.

    • @thedefectivememe
      @thedefectivememe 6 лет назад +27

      @@KILLRXNOEVIRUS I know it's not even like hidden at the bottom..or anything, its just right there as the first thing you see, with links and stuff

    • @KILLRXNOEVIRUS
      @KILLRXNOEVIRUS 6 лет назад +4

      But why are you called... "The Defective Meme"...?
      _( please doing joking making )_

    • @kaitoh1782
      @kaitoh1782 5 лет назад

      Fax

    • @bikoman869
      @bikoman869 4 года назад

      @Imaru LewisREALLY damn that's a sub

    • @111701hc
      @111701hc 4 года назад

      truly a good boi

  • @Sam-hj6gm
    @Sam-hj6gm 5 лет назад +22236

    Woman has kids with another man*
    Man finds out
    Woman: Starts crying

    • @Musaaaa653
      @Musaaaa653 5 лет назад +647

      they were mixed race as well (likely half black) so lol

    • @Gereon_
      @Gereon_ 5 лет назад +326

      thats stupid tho to put that on television

    • @devinwhitebear1380
      @devinwhitebear1380 5 лет назад +496

      @@Musaaaa653 who would've known, a black man having a child with a white woman would result in a mixed half black child, your comment was pointless and idiotic.

    • @devinwhitebear1380
      @devinwhitebear1380 5 лет назад +510

      @@Gereon_ What's stupid is that she agreed to be on this show, she knew the test would happen now these kids are the victims here, they looked happy to be on the show little did they know their parents were paid to look like tools on tv for the crowd and us to laugh at.

    • @samig9032
      @samig9032 5 лет назад +53

      @@devinwhitebear1380 Could be staged for all we know. All we can do is watch the circus as the show's producers intended.

  • @Cassie_Kurse
    @Cassie_Kurse 4 года назад +3449

    He hit her on the arm why did she act like she died

    • @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003
      @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003 4 года назад +9

      @Britannia source ?

    • @mahayes234
      @mahayes234 4 года назад +38

      @dont rwoosh me im trolling if it was real he would’ve blurred her face like the other people in the background

    • @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003
      @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003 4 года назад +5

      @@mahayes234 makes sense

    • @vanjamenadzer
      @vanjamenadzer 4 года назад +60

      He hit her in the head with dummy bottle, the kind of bottle used in movies made of sugar. It was all an act

    • @Cassie_Kurse
      @Cassie_Kurse 4 года назад +1

      Vanja Menadzer I’m talking about a different clip

  • @theabyss310
    @theabyss310 5 лет назад +8057

    Man I feel real bad for the guy who's wife cheated on him. Poor guy.

    • @adamc117
      @adamc117 5 лет назад +215

      Josip what

    • @dungmaker
      @dungmaker 5 лет назад +153

      Josip projecting?

    • @theabyss310
      @theabyss310 5 лет назад +54

      @Josip But the reason he went on the show in the first place was because he didn't believe that his kids were his.

    • @prashantkrishnankutty6038
      @prashantkrishnankutty6038 5 лет назад +16

      Now he can live in freedom

    • @kxnjir0
      @kxnjir0 5 лет назад +49

      @Josip it can happen if both parents have black genes in them.

  • @emmavanhaele
    @emmavanhaele 5 лет назад +3574

    Man: gets cheated on by wife
    Wife: the one who starts crying

    • @ciarancourtney611
      @ciarancourtney611 5 лет назад +42

      the parents are both white and the kids are half cast

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 5 лет назад +2

      Xd

    • @chiefstabahoe
      @chiefstabahoe 5 лет назад +78

      She started crying cause she know there's no reason for him to stay with her bum ass she's stuck raising 2 kids.

    • @3v3_n
      @3v3_n 5 лет назад +67

      She’s crying because she got caught

    • @tablelegz
      @tablelegz 5 лет назад +27

      She covers her face so it was a little fake she was trying to manipulate him to stay lol

  • @willhanleyreed1990
    @willhanleyreed1990 5 лет назад +3178

    The girl that doesnt like people because of their names is beyond ridiculous.

    • @averagebrownguy4193
      @averagebrownguy4193 5 лет назад +234

      She said she doesnt like geographical location names but her child is called india🤔. Then she justified it by saying its not a location. Lol

    • @alexmag235
      @alexmag235 5 лет назад +29

      Katie Hopkins. Search her up 😂😂

    • @tommyhoul1han
      @tommyhoul1han 5 лет назад +75

      She’s also a massive racist

    • @cameronmckelvie81
      @cameronmckelvie81 4 года назад +10

      I really like that you've called her ridiculous and seem to not know her, she is more ridiculous than you know

    • @CJ-vq8jw
      @CJ-vq8jw 4 года назад +7

      backtothefuture1066 Is this a genuine question because you’re unfamiliar with her or are you challenging the notion that she’s racist?

  • @whackyjinak4978
    @whackyjinak4978 4 года назад +646

    As a Red-Green color blind person who’s entire life goals were shattered by not meeting full color vision, that Paul video pissed me off, he’s so full of crap.

    • @redpanda7967
      @redpanda7967 4 года назад +35

      It’s the worst for me because it doesn’t rlly effect daily life but there are a ton of careers paths I can’t go down

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 4 года назад +21

      Roman_Valdax Yeah, me too. It sucks because I’m a perfectly functional person but by technicality I cant meet the vision requirements of the one thing I wanted to do it life.

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 4 года назад +2

      P. Nis Had it, wasn’t that bad for me, just thought I had a real bad case of the flu. He just needs to be truly humbled, however its done but Corona I wouldnt reccomend.

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 4 года назад +1

      P. Nis An experience so genuinely shocking he doesn’t even make a video about it, just changes his demeanor and works to better himself. What it may be, I don’t know. Theres a number of ones that could happen, just sad he probably won’t figure things out for some time.

    • @batyalivni3577
      @batyalivni3577 4 года назад +15

      That was the only Logan Paul video I ever watched, and I'm sad to say I fell for it. What a disgusting human being he is.

  • @samohickey
    @samohickey 4 года назад +5684

    "I don't like geographical names."
    "You have a child named India?"
    "Well, that's not the location."
    XD

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe 4 года назад +243

      She also doesn't like people with weird names but her other daughter is named Poppy.

    • @jolves4432
      @jolves4432 4 года назад +22

      India can mean something else, like in portuguese we use the word india, for a indian female or a tribe of natives from brasil female.

    • @samohickey
      @samohickey 4 года назад +157

      @@jolves4432 Very true, and I understand that. But her whole point was judging people on their names; she doesn't know the personal meaning behind said names, she doesn't know anything about those she judges. So... If we want to get technical, and she dislikes location names, yet names her kid India, whelp... First reaction for a decent amount of people won't be a word in Portuguese.
      One way or another, she's a hypocrite, and it's funny. 👌🙃

    • @boosteddaily1294
      @boosteddaily1294 4 года назад +3

      @@jolves4432 ?????????

    • @jolves4432
      @jolves4432 4 года назад +3

      @@samohickey ik that, you can guess it just by looking at her face and at any point i was trying to protect her, i was just saying that it COULD mean something else, and i'm totally honest ( i am not mad at you ) but i recommend you don't say that to portuguese people, we portuguese guys don't like when someone " ridiculizes " ( ik you didn't but its the only word that came in my mind ) our country, example: we don't like when people puts a brazilian flag over a " Portuguese " language selection in games ( i mean cmon we literally colonized brazil ) or say that Portugal is a Spanish province, i think you understand me, anyways, g'night ( cuz im literally writing this at 2 am )

  • @Mike_jetski99
    @Mike_jetski99 4 года назад +2647

    Is no one gonna talk about the last clip, man had his own court hearing on camera by him self

    • @aristotelisdairousis5628
      @aristotelisdairousis5628 4 года назад +201

      Michael Jetski his name is Halid lol he’s a German comedian the video is a classic

    • @MoonchildMindaugas2
      @MoonchildMindaugas2 4 года назад +83

      What he did was brilliant xD Not the thievery, but how he smoothed out the corners.

    • @Leonardo-or1ll
      @Leonardo-or1ll 4 года назад +30

      Aristotelis Dairousis “German”

    • @slappeslang890
      @slappeslang890 4 года назад +45

      @@aristotelisdairousis5628 yeh reckoned it was fake literally anyone would have moticed looking down and seeing a hand suddenly appear in your left front pocket lol

    • @TeethOfDead
      @TeethOfDead 4 года назад +6

      The camera filter is on the App Store. Identical. I know I’m sorry to ruin it

  • @inosvvke5664
    @inosvvke5664 5 лет назад +1527

    Just wanted to help you guys out
    scintillating
    /ˈsɪntɪleɪtɪŋ/
    adjective
    1.
    sparkling or shining brightly.
    "the scintillating sun"

    • @aeima5133
      @aeima5133 5 лет назад +37

      thank you my dude

    • @denzelcrooker
      @denzelcrooker 5 лет назад +9

      Thanks bro

    • @TheDude8008
      @TheDude8008 5 лет назад +17

      lol why were they so worried then? Nobody knew the meaning of the word?

    • @inosvvke5664
      @inosvvke5664 5 лет назад +4

      @@TheDude8008
      Exactly like 🤔

    • @simba4599
      @simba4599 5 лет назад

      does anyone know what show is that?

  • @spenbur
    @spenbur 4 года назад +5822

    *Woman slaps man*
    *man slaps back*
    woman: deceased

    • @shanegrimes3455
      @shanegrimes3455 4 года назад +17

      Ghana pallbearer

    • @tristenatro2045
      @tristenatro2045 4 года назад +393

      I like how he hits her arm and she just goes *death*

    • @Artemissing_
      @Artemissing_ 4 года назад +71

      @@tristenatro2045 WASTED

    • @breadman7579
      @breadman7579 4 года назад +174

      YOU WANT EQUAL RIGHTS? ILL GIVE YOU EQUAL RIGHTS!

    • @TheOfficialDaBoogaloo
      @TheOfficialDaBoogaloo 4 года назад +106

      ATRO THEANT He smashed a bottle on her head...
      Edit - And before people react to this without knowing what actually happened; it was all staged and the bottle he smashed over her head was a prop designed to break. She was in on it.

  • @seans.383
    @seans.383 5 лет назад +3279

    That must suck for James, now he has two kids he loves who aren’t his anymore

    • @twelffe842
      @twelffe842 5 лет назад +59

      Wtf do you mean anymore they were never his dum dum

    • @seans.383
      @seans.383 5 лет назад +176

      Surrender That ain’t the point.

    • @twelffe842
      @twelffe842 5 лет назад +3

      Sean Smith wtf do you mean again I never said that was the point just making it clear it was never an anymore

    • @seans.383
      @seans.383 5 лет назад +121

      Surrender Obviously they were never biologically his. It isn’t meant to be taken in a literal sense.

    • @RealFemale69
      @RealFemale69 5 лет назад +9

      They are his

  • @bk.proddd
    @bk.proddd 4 года назад +3658

    Woman hits man
    Man: “so you’ve chosen death”

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 года назад +44

      Brennan Kovacs he was asking to be hit still funny

    • @esgaymer4393
      @esgaymer4393 4 года назад +210

      she asked for it

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 года назад +51

      esgaymer nah you cant see he was trying to get a reaction?

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 года назад +7

      Tony את yeah

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 года назад

      Tony את still was f moment

  • @dodo4189
    @dodo4189 4 года назад +2835

    I hope people know that big shaq is a character, he isn't a genuine person.

    • @aleortiz9740
      @aleortiz9740 4 года назад +161

      dodo4189 lol my friend’s dad was a chef for Shaq. He said that he constantly would jokingly say that if he messed up food at all, ever, that he would be fired. He was never joking tho, he just enjoyed watching the guy stress over it

    • @petersun6070
      @petersun6070 4 года назад +86

      Ale Ortiz, are you referring to Big Shaq or Shaquille O'Neal

    • @sadiqmusa5578
      @sadiqmusa5578 4 года назад

      jk ok r u dumb🤣

    • @o01chris10o
      @o01chris10o 4 года назад +54

      @@sadiqmusa5578 dont insult him for asking a real questionthat i also had.
      You didnt even answer.
      Dumb kid

    • @strebicux6174
      @strebicux6174 4 года назад +4

      @@o01chris10o nice comeback

  • @AbysmalGaming
    @AbysmalGaming 4 года назад +2072

    “I don’t like geographical names”
    Has a daughter named “India”

    • @HereComesArya
      @HereComesArya 4 года назад +33

      Because that's not a place, dumbass

    • @AbysmalGaming
      @AbysmalGaming 4 года назад +14

      Arya what

    • @zedgovos4914
      @zedgovos4914 4 года назад +104

      @@AbysmalGaming India is not a location. Didn't you hear the woman?

    • @AbysmalGaming
      @AbysmalGaming 4 года назад +22

      Zed Govos oh yeah my bad

    • @arya1275
      @arya1275 4 года назад +39

      Who named their daughter "India" ?
      I will name my son "America".

  • @BannanaBlue
    @BannanaBlue 5 лет назад +1747

    How could he not tell that they weren't his kids? The evidence was in black and white.

    • @jacobschweiger5897
      @jacobschweiger5897 5 лет назад +91

      UnEd He knew, he just wanted to embarrass the cheating wife on national television

    • @jimmykray9583
      @jimmykray9583 5 лет назад +13

      Jacob Schweiger well he embarrassed himself more

    • @zand1725
      @zand1725 5 лет назад +5

      I see what you did there buster

    • @noahclark7603
      @noahclark7603 5 лет назад +7

      I think he just wanted to believe the wife. But had doubts
      Either that or their just paid actors for the show

    • @nocandoslurms433
      @nocandoslurms433 5 лет назад +1

      @@noahclark7603 Its the second thing.

  • @adammidderigh4150
    @adammidderigh4150 5 лет назад +1522

    'India is not a location'
    Katie Hopkins ladies and gentleman

  • @metal_musician4458
    @metal_musician4458 5 лет назад +3580

    women power: +2 melee damage
    paddy power : +20 bludgeon damage

    • @peterparkour1854
      @peterparkour1854 5 лет назад +167

      Silly women

    • @laffy7204
      @laffy7204 5 лет назад +40

      "I am all up for that non-violence again Women. I'm not violent against women. I'm not violent."
      Those were a poor choice of words as they bring back memories to literal white supremacist rhetoric, causing a women to shout at him and hit him
      "What do did that for!" He then proceeds denies that he's violent, then says "Woman power? How about Puddy power!" Then assaults the Woman
      Me: *Facepalm*

    • @krzysztofdyrda9504
      @krzysztofdyrda9504 5 лет назад +184

      @@laffy7204 "causing the women to shout at him and hit him"
      >>"causing"
      the woman proceeded to attack him, not the other way around

    • @laffy7204
      @laffy7204 5 лет назад +8

      ​@@krzysztofdyrda9504 The women shout and hit him causing the woman to hit him? What are you talking about? That doesn't make any logical sense. Only one woman shout and hit at him because that he seemed threatening but how he's talking about how he's being non-violent towards woman out of nowhere like some creepy lunatic. The others stayed cool and try to deescalate the situation

    • @jeffdid9117
      @jeffdid9117 5 лет назад +77

      @@laffy7204 so that gives her the right to hit him? Because he is "maybe" mocking them
      yeah the guy was trying to irritate the women so he can get a good reaction
      Who does that a lot, women, a lot. it's a smart way to get the high ground without being right or being stronger
      It's mostly used to shut the person down by exposing thier insecurities etc... but obviously they sometimes go to far and the person (usually a male) lashes out with force
      Abuse its almost never like in the movies there isn't a nameless drunk guy that comes home and beats his wife for no reason
      Now some ppl like u r willing to blame the man on that situation for causing her to lash but not the woman for making a male lash out
      R u one of them?

  • @SG10786
    @SG10786 4 года назад +970

    “INDIA IS NOT A LOCATION”
    Me from India-“Mr stark I don’t feEl so gOod

  • @sparkylynx8723
    @sparkylynx8723 4 года назад +1530

    When she said, "No you're all all left"
    I felt that.

    • @marcusharman4455
      @marcusharman4455 4 года назад +6

      SparkyLynx I don’t get it

    • @b-42sahilkesanakurty53
      @b-42sahilkesanakurty53 4 года назад +44

      I felt that, deep in my heart, somewhere, I felt that.

    • @iMThatOnlyBeast13
      @iMThatOnlyBeast13 4 года назад +24

      Marcus Harman I really really hope your being sarcastic or your as bad as the joke 😂

    • @goldeneagle3638
      @goldeneagle3638 4 года назад +6

      @@marcusharman4455 its like you are all left like someone has left you. This joke doesn't mean the direction.

    • @matthewsalazar9379
      @matthewsalazar9379 4 года назад +15

      Well it’s actually a double meaning. It means left as in the direction and the political leanings of all the judges.

  • @kuroashi078
    @kuroashi078 5 лет назад +4129

    "No one BIIIIIIIITCH"
    but you lost 3 consecutive games...
    Kroooo kroooo kroooo

    • @juan93701
      @juan93701 5 лет назад +28

      If I lost a important game I wouldn’t want to be interviewed or asked any questions either

    • @ivanm2225
      @ivanm2225 5 лет назад +41

      no name yeah man but that was just hella cringy

    • @bradleygiesey7739
      @bradleygiesey7739 5 лет назад +6

      Ivan M yeah it was

    • @Novozymandiaz
      @Novozymandiaz 5 лет назад +67

      @@juan93701 Don't mean you have to be a lil bitch about it and insult someone over it. You can still respectfully say you don't want an interview. He kinda deserved getting made fun of.

    • @SincertyPatrick
      @SincertyPatrick 5 лет назад +5

      I would be screaming for that woman

  • @Cxhxrt
    @Cxhxrt 4 года назад +942

    The fact she was tryna pass the black kids as that mans kids 😂

    • @Tbiblaine23
      @Tbiblaine23 4 года назад +101

      soundscan05 then you shouldn’t cheat on your husband 😂

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 года назад +7

      @@Tbiblaine23 that excuse for a man deserves it tho...
      He was NOT SURE if they were his ? :D that's beyond insane...

    • @niccones
      @niccones 4 года назад

      @@AleksandarIvanov69 Hey I've seen you somewhere before, funny to see how much better you act here then the other videos..

    • @link7275
      @link7275 4 года назад +1

      @@AleksandarIvanov69 lmao they were black both of them were white, he has a reason to suspect dumbass

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 года назад

      @@link7275 ahahah u've just embodied the meme :D

  • @unclecreepy4073
    @unclecreepy4073 4 года назад +968

    White guy: I have a feeling these 2 blacks kids aren’t mine.

    • @Alexa-pc6ux
      @Alexa-pc6ux 4 года назад +17

      I *think* they're not mine, I think...

    • @skinnylegend9782
      @skinnylegend9782 4 года назад +9

      My gut feeling tells me they may not be mine

    • @poopeemama
      @poopeemama 4 года назад +8

      I mean I’m not positive but...

  • @J_Productions
    @J_Productions 6 лет назад +7447

    1:12 Cries at seeing color for the first time
    *LAUGHS AT A DEAD BODY*

    • @chairsdotnet5188
      @chairsdotnet5188 6 лет назад +86

      it's just colour deficiency.
      you may see red even when you have type of colour blindness, but it's just not a bright(or dim) as it really is.
      so the creator of that curb meme may have misunderstood this

    • @peronyx5956
      @peronyx5956 6 лет назад +229

      GorgoRBLX Films not really. If logan is actually colorblind he would mistake the greens, reds, and maybe orange and yellow depending on how much it affects him, same with blue, purple, and maybe pink

    • @peronyx5956
      @peronyx5956 6 лет назад +76

      He can still see red and green as red and green, but if a bush had red berries on it, he wouldn't see the berries. Applying this logic, he could easily mistake the colors, I mean I mistook the colors for others and i am actually colorblind

    • @peronyx5956
      @peronyx5956 6 лет назад +101

      I saw the colors as
      Purple
      Orange
      Green
      Green
      And pink
      Unless logan is 1% colorblind then he is obviously faking it

    • @matthewrowell9963
      @matthewrowell9963 6 лет назад +36

      GorgoRBLX Films with a name like that its clear you're a logan Paul fan.

  • @lorcanclancy2376
    @lorcanclancy2376 4 года назад +1836

    Woman *slaps man*
    Man*slaps back*
    Crowd *surprised pikachu face*

  • @nikibronson133
    @nikibronson133 6 лет назад +3445

    "nO OnE BiTcH"
    "Well you have lost three matches in a row"......
    *TRIGGERED*
    (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻

    • @BlueJay88
      @BlueJay88 6 лет назад +61

      @@6Globin The kid seems like a product of his environment. He seems young enough that the majority of his life was probably spent in a dark, hate-filled community with no real rules and morals with the exception of winning. Not saying it excuses his behavior but it does kind of explain it. Thats why the teaching of critical thought matters so much in a child's life. A little part of me feels sorry for his lack of a moral and social compass. Stay in school kids.

    • @kirin2915
      @kirin2915 6 лет назад +3

      E

    • @UnderscoreZeroLP
      @UnderscoreZeroLP 6 лет назад +6

      @@kirin2915
      couldn't agree more

    • @w3zzio
      @w3zzio 5 лет назад

      Nick gamerz its an interview with Hns

    • @elferson
      @elferson 5 лет назад

      BlueJay88 damn, sounds like my life

  • @Monocle_GentleSir_
    @Monocle_GentleSir_ 4 года назад +778

    "India is not a location"
    *Me living in india suddenly disintegrates...

    • @Chikenterimaki
      @Chikenterimaki 4 года назад

      Lol sameeee😂

    • @chickenandchips1263
      @chickenandchips1263 4 года назад +2

      No your from Pakistan now 🇵🇰

    • @Chikenterimaki
      @Chikenterimaki 4 года назад +1

      eclairse uh no.....we’re from imagi NATION now.......😔

    • @arnavdass4695
      @arnavdass4695 4 года назад +2

      eclairse I’d rather disintegrate than living in Pakistan

    • @Chikenterimaki
      @Chikenterimaki 4 года назад

      Arnav Dass that’s really rude
      Why would you disintegrate?
      Is it because of your stereotypes about pakistan or do you just don’t like it?

  • @Rick-jf2ig
    @Rick-jf2ig 4 года назад +3716

    Ladies and gentlemen, it has been confirmed, India is indeed, NOT a location.

    • @omnipepper3665
      @omnipepper3665 4 года назад +62

      I’m from India and this is true. India is indeed not real

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 4 года назад +46

      I'm from India and i can confirm.we all live under a bridge and shit on a street.

    • @iamaqween5156
      @iamaqween5156 4 года назад

      Why does your about on your channel say hi I’m rick when your morty

    • @Rick-jf2ig
      @Rick-jf2ig 4 года назад +3

      @@iamaqween5156 because my actual name is Rick?

    • @senheck99
      @senheck99 4 года назад +6

      I'm Indian and my Indian anime pillows are offended ☻

  • @BrandonTheBicon
    @BrandonTheBicon 6 лет назад +4719

    *S C I N T I L L A T I N G*

    • @sethkang4410
      @sethkang4410 6 лет назад +98

      TheDeviantRUclipsr i fuck8ng google this shit. Haha

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 6 лет назад +30

      Julius Novachrono what does it mean

    • @LassiBoii
      @LassiBoii 6 лет назад +4

      Yeh

    • @Jack-id1ec
      @Jack-id1ec 6 лет назад +263

      Do people realise big shaq is a character?😂

    • @IAmTeeBee
      @IAmTeeBee 6 лет назад +97

      Tom Sayer Nobody ever thinks he is playing a character it’s so annoying lol

  • @mackenziegrace3574
    @mackenziegrace3574 5 лет назад +1313

    •has black twins•
    Two white parents
    > mom: I NEVER CHEATED ON HIM
    > guy: I CANT REALLY TELL IF I’M THEIR DAD OR NOT

    • @Attalic
      @Attalic 5 лет назад +5

      @TheSwoleBroscientist it is, they record a shit load of them in hopes of them being like this

    • @DE-lz2ou
      @DE-lz2ou 5 лет назад +2

      I think he knew it but want to confirm

    • @JohnnyTurnerMusic
      @JohnnyTurnerMusic 8 месяцев назад

      Poor bro needs to value himself more!

  • @fqidz
    @fqidz 4 года назад +223

    "comedian":ladies are you alright?
    ladies: yees
    "comedian": no you are all left
    10/10 best joke of the year - IGN

    • @midamulti-tool3656
      @midamulti-tool3656 4 года назад +1

      Boi Choi ion think she was talking abt political stuff

  • @ry8238434
    @ry8238434 5 лет назад +1215

    Scintillating
    Adjective
    “sparkling or shining brightly.”
    He kind of used it correctly

    • @bigboibubba5528
      @bigboibubba5528 5 лет назад +3

      Aw

    • @Luca-lz4kg
      @Luca-lz4kg 5 лет назад +21

      Actually, I believe this is used more in science but if you use it for a person it means clever and that people want to listen to them which would be correct too in a way i guess

    • @dannypreklas
      @dannypreklas 5 лет назад +53

      Ryan Richter I’m a little impressed cause he doesn’t know what the word means but managed to use and guess it correctly

    • @hansgerber4191
      @hansgerber4191 5 лет назад +65

      @Adam A-K you know that he is a comedian playing one of his characters right? it's the man's not hot guy. Also he and the host are just riffing off of each other trying to create a funny, cringy, memorable moment which they apparently accomplished brilliantly.

    • @novackh2864
      @novackh2864 5 лет назад +1

      He is a comdian playing a roll also

  • @Mo-fz1to
    @Mo-fz1to 4 года назад +4844

    4:02
    “Silly woman!”
    *woman dies*

    • @egg69420
      @egg69420 4 года назад +43

      Sgt. Mo it’s fake or I didn’t get your sarcasm

    • @Mo-fz1to
      @Mo-fz1to 4 года назад +304

      Pop Martinez it’s sarcasm, of course she didn’t die, she’s being over-dramatic

    • @antoinealderson8473
      @antoinealderson8473 4 года назад +8

      @@Mo-fz1to da fuk
      It's was a jock and the bottle was made of sugar.
      Being overdramatic? I don't get it

    • @jennieinfiresme9
      @jennieinfiresme9 4 года назад +46

      @@antoinealderson8473 *du fuk* is a _jock_ ?

    • @toniopotonio3925
      @toniopotonio3925 4 года назад +7

      Jennie_Infires Me I think it’s a sock

  • @imhere5976
    @imhere5976 5 лет назад +3784

    Women: I have never cheated
    Has black twins with a white guy

    • @jiggajigjones8210
      @jiggajigjones8210 5 лет назад +52

      Sad to see fat cuckolds

    • @bigibos
      @bigibos 5 лет назад +13

      Well, that can actually happen

    • @jelleh7379
      @jelleh7379 5 лет назад

      @Aderiler lol I guess so

    • @0AbsolutZero0
      @0AbsolutZero0 5 лет назад +13

      @@bigibos man Stevie Wonder could look at those kids and know they weren't his

    • @patienceRachel
      @patienceRachel 5 лет назад +3

      Mixed race twins

  • @brandonlee8123
    @brandonlee8123 4 года назад +437

    “All you all right”
    “Yeah!”
    “No you are all left!”
    She wasnt wrong. The crowd literally left.

    • @JJforYoutube
      @JJforYoutube 4 года назад +10

      Brandon Lee that has to be the most embarrassing thing

    • @northernkaiser7979
      @northernkaiser7979 4 года назад +8

      Holy shit your a better comedian then her 😂

    • @BustaShenanigans
      @BustaShenanigans 4 года назад +1

      It wuz even worse, she said "all all left", immitating the "al" in "alright"

    • @ssamdog26
      @ssamdog26 4 года назад +1

      @@BustaShenanigans Great detective work their sherlock

    • @Fritz9672
      @Fritz9672 Год назад +1

      @@ssamdog26 There* yikes..

  • @sled9712
    @sled9712 6 лет назад +2750

    woman: *NO YOU’RE ALL LEFT*
    crowd *silence*
    me: *laughing so much I can’t breathe*

    • @kblc7952
      @kblc7952 6 лет назад +150

      Pineapple Studios i felt kinda bad but that was funny ash

    • @sled9712
      @sled9712 6 лет назад +11

      kblc yeah lmao

    • @arn369
      @arn369 6 лет назад +24

      😂😂😂 so awkward. Lol

    • @KewlKann
      @KewlKann 6 лет назад +23

      Pineapple Studios its because all women are democrats

    • @fa2589
      @fa2589 6 лет назад +8

      @@KewlKann I feeelt so bad at laughing XD

  • @reekunkli4377
    @reekunkli4377 5 лет назад +5115

    Girl : **hits guy**
    Guy : **hits girl back**
    Girl : **dies**
    3:48

    • @seekingheizzer2897
      @seekingheizzer2897 5 лет назад +488

      PADDY POWER

    • @reekunkli4377
      @reekunkli4377 5 лет назад +596

      @@seekingheizzer2897 *SILLY WOMAN*

    • @fixtureofthesun
      @fixtureofthesun 5 лет назад +22

      Boi wot HAHAHAHA

    • @fixtureofthesun
      @fixtureofthesun 5 лет назад +209

      Boi wot THE WAY SHE FELL ON THE GROUND IS HILARIOUS

    • @sendbass8594
      @sendbass8594 5 лет назад +118

      She was looking around for him he came out of no where and bomped her on the head😂

  • @bencarter6263
    @bencarter6263 5 лет назад +4202

    "your child's called India" 😂 😂 😂

    • @noelleirina5628
      @noelleirina5628 5 лет назад +45

      @@OliverSCMusic Are you okay?

    • @lox_07
      @lox_07 5 лет назад +186

      @@noelleirina5628 Did you watch the video

    • @warabito
      @warabito 5 лет назад +53

      @@noelleirina5628 ​ the joke should have been... are you all alright?

    • @donovanparsons7241
      @donovanparsons7241 5 лет назад +31

      r/wooosh

    • @noelleirina5628
      @noelleirina5628 5 лет назад +5

      @@lox_07 ...i did. Did you? She hates place and geographical names. It's not just location.

  • @Anonymous589x
    @Anonymous589x 4 года назад +230

    Could we please talk about the guy at 8:48....had me laughing hard when he shook hands with him

    • @mileseyre1636
      @mileseyre1636 4 года назад +7

      It's a set up video tho

    • @user-ef6gv4wv1l
      @user-ef6gv4wv1l 4 года назад +2

      its a skit

    • @stanloochuu4065
      @stanloochuu4065 4 года назад +26

      @@mileseyre1636 honestly though fake videos are fine to me. Cause they really don't affect me personally whether they are real or not. Unless they are unbearablely fake/exaggerated.

    • @-caspo-
      @-caspo- 4 года назад +8

      Even if it’s fake, it’s still really funny.

    • @_MNF__
      @_MNF__ 4 года назад +4

      That shit was hilarious though

  • @Alienazor3
    @Alienazor3 4 года назад +2133

    The kid nervously saying “no-one biiitch” and then realised who he has become and then when he fully enacted being that person she just shuts him down 😂

  • @ShivCreates
    @ShivCreates 6 лет назад +1272

    Them babies were mixed. I hope he didn’t pay for that test because it was obvious

    • @zanekidd4394
      @zanekidd4394 6 лет назад +34

      U r smart

    • @kevinseveneleven
      @kevinseveneleven 6 лет назад +63

      The show is fake

    • @Kezsora
      @Kezsora 6 лет назад +6

      That's the joke you dingus.

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 6 лет назад +5

      Theyre so goddamn ugly 😂😂

    • @nikibronson133
      @nikibronson133 6 лет назад +41

      Those kids are black like for real i was so confused how he could fall for this

  • @joshdepaola4002
    @joshdepaola4002 5 лет назад +9292

    The guy who was arguing with the feminists had me rolling

    • @joshdepaola4002
      @joshdepaola4002 5 лет назад +774

      *After he gets hit* "Omg Woman Power...."

    • @FlourescentPotato
      @FlourescentPotato 5 лет назад +363

      it's a staged video

    • @ten10zinG
      @ten10zinG 5 лет назад +58

      prank

    • @juan93701
      @juan93701 5 лет назад +42

      Na it’s real

    • @damdibidum
      @damdibidum 5 лет назад +520

      was staged lol, but his voice when he says ''silly woman'' gets me laughing

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 4 года назад +257

    “Parents”:👨🏼👩🏼
    Kids: 👦🏽👧🏽

    • @DonnaChamberson
      @DonnaChamberson 8 месяцев назад +1

      Omg what if one of them looked like this? 👧🏿

    • @supaflask1275
      @supaflask1275 2 месяца назад +1

      He would still believe that she didn't cheat​@@DonnaChamberson

  • @Thomas-lk5cu
    @Thomas-lk5cu 5 лет назад +2072

    4:01 did she just die from being hit with a folded paper?

    • @cosycos479
      @cosycos479 5 лет назад +428

      Fucking pretender victimizing herself lmao

    • @snowydays2699
      @snowydays2699 5 лет назад +191

      It was a bottle

    • @alexliu3038
      @alexliu3038 5 лет назад +82

      Its a prank by trollstation I think

    • @WildVee
      @WildVee 5 лет назад +51

      If she did then thank fuck for that lol

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 5 лет назад +23

      That's what I'm thinking. Didn't seem like he hit her that hard.

  • @tumbus420
    @tumbus420 5 лет назад +2898

    i always die when the guy says “silly woman” in the accent

    • @yuritarded2471
      @yuritarded2471 5 лет назад +29

      Irish accent boi

    • @J.J08
      @J.J08 5 лет назад +18

      4:01

    • @zander4662
      @zander4662 5 лет назад +1

      Why Oscar thx

    • @Joe-xf5ot
      @Joe-xf5ot 5 лет назад +18

      I swear to god did Irish guy say how about some paddy Power before he bottled her? If so funniest thing ever and I can die happy

    • @bananablock7220
      @bananablock7220 4 года назад +1

      S.I.L.L.Y.W.O.M.A.N

  • @luismota7533
    @luismota7533 5 лет назад +5645

    Woman: *slaps man*
    Man: *slaps woman back*
    Woman: *falls like a family guy character*

    • @jbain4750
      @jbain4750 5 лет назад +125

      Hisssssssssssss
      Aaahhhhhhhhhh
      Hisssssssssssssssss
      Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
      Hisssssssssssssssss
      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 5 лет назад +205

      He hit her with a bottle.

    • @Bure478
      @Bure478 5 лет назад +156

      @@mat5473 sugar bottle so a bottle that brakes with no force at all and she was in on it

    • @caprisongs
      @caprisongs 5 лет назад +53

      @@mat5473 it's fake.

    • @unknowndead7443
      @unknowndead7443 5 лет назад +3

      Luis Mota hahahahahbahahah

  • @meshman2763
    @meshman2763 4 года назад +146

    Irish man: woman power?
    Also Irish man: how about some paddy power

  • @kianbernal6997
    @kianbernal6997 6 лет назад +1136

    2:20 boi... You can't expect to make a chocolate cake without any chocolate

  • @daaave_
    @daaave_ 5 лет назад +3002

    “India isn’t a location”
    Heeeewhaaaaatt 🥴

    • @mrbump28
      @mrbump28 5 лет назад +95

      She's a twat

    • @bizzar3543
      @bizzar3543 5 лет назад

      As an indian person it infuriates me

    • @Fruityningawarrior
      @Fruityningawarrior 5 лет назад +12

      Elsa Debroglie a twat is a British swear word

    • @Sebastian-Tickleberry
      @Sebastian-Tickleberry 5 лет назад +4

      Full on twat there's hundreds of videos of Katie Hopkins being like this

    • @nile9583
      @nile9583 5 лет назад +8

      India just disappeared in matter of seconds after she said that ...😂😂

  • @acerusea5156
    @acerusea5156 4 года назад +4690

    "India is not a location"
    *this message is approved by the Pakistani government*

  • @xXSUBJECT4Xx
    @xXSUBJECT4Xx 4 года назад +237

    2:42 This dude literally did nothing wrong.
    Scintillating is a good compliment, it means “Excessively clever or skillful”.
    Though people don’t admit it, a lot of people have these weird conundrums, where they know a word is complimentary, but don’t know exactly what it means.

    • @hudsonpoll1279
      @hudsonpoll1279 4 года назад +29

      To my knowledge that guy is an actor/ comedian though. I’m not sure what his real name is, but in that clip he is playing as a character called ‘big shaq’, so the clip doesn’t really deserve to be in this compilation.

    • @randomjuggler2010
      @randomjuggler2010 4 года назад +4

      He's a comedian

    • @probablylucky6671
      @probablylucky6671 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, but you wouldn't usually use it to describe a person. I think it's more used to describe a characteristic of a person. Its literal meaning is "sparkling or shining brightly."

    • @smussard
      @smussard 4 года назад

      Mans called big shaq/michael dappah dat man did mans not hot a few years back

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Год назад +1

      He did do something wrong. He called her scintillating when she was the opposite. ❤😂

  • @gargantuan4696
    @gargantuan4696 4 года назад +2977

    “I don’t like people with Geographic names” ..
    *names her kid India*

    • @Tadrax
      @Tadrax 4 года назад +85

      She must really hate her kids.

    • @jamesmanco2574
      @jamesmanco2574 4 года назад +46

      Yeah thanks for pointing the joke. Didn't get it before.

    • @TheReal_N-I-F-F
      @TheReal_N-I-F-F 4 года назад +8

      Geographic*
      And btw a graphic name would be like FUCKING BITCH

    • @063mohnishkaarthic5
      @063mohnishkaarthic5 4 года назад +1

      Why india tho

    • @princessngwana6445
      @princessngwana6445 4 года назад +3

      mohnish ramachandran why not..

  • @qtDiabolik
    @qtDiabolik 5 лет назад +5943

    "n-no one biiiiitch...!"
    *nervously takes a sip of his empty can of energy drink*

    • @emily2k111
      @emily2k111 5 лет назад +273

      Gonzo why was that even necessary 😂 she was just doing her job asking a question lmaoo

    • @What-sf5ey
      @What-sf5ey 5 лет назад +203

      ​@@emily2k111 Really just sounds like an accident which he decided to roll with

    • @emily2k111
      @emily2k111 5 лет назад +8

      What i think you’re right 😂

    • @Cpt_Dave
      @Cpt_Dave 5 лет назад +25

      @@konigsblauer9452 Und du bist wohl der Klischee Deutsche. Keinen Humor.
      Wäscht dir nach dem Duschen wahrscheinlich auch die Hände.

    • @Cpt_Dave
      @Cpt_Dave 5 лет назад +8

      @@konigsblauer9452 Glaube du hast was verwechselt. Ich hab Vulgarität genutzt, nicht verabscheut.
      Aber angenommen dein Satz würde (mit unserem Kontext) Sinn ergeben:
      Findest du das nicht lustig? Satire ist ein wesentlicher Bestandteil meines Humors. Jeder hat anderen Humor und so ignorant zu sein, dass du bestimmte Dinge nicht in deine Vorstellung von Humor zulassen kannst, ist intolerant. Intoleranz ist nicht cool.
      PS: Falls du antworten solltest, geh bitte auf alle Aussagen ein und nicht nur paar Punkte. Ich fand meinen Joke ziemlich cool und darauf bist du gar nicht eingegangen. :(

  • @lukesanders8912
    @lukesanders8912 4 года назад +124

    “Bloody women power how’s about some PADDY POWER”

    • @-caspo-
      @-caspo- 4 года назад +8

      And then at the end: “Silly woman!”

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 4 года назад +1

      He’s a bloody champion. I hate women that think men are lesser or like they can get away with hitting men. Like, bitch, that’s called sexism. I thought you didn’t like that? Lmao

    • @kandmproductions2517
      @kandmproductions2517 4 года назад

      Table 2.0 sadly he probably got fined

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 4 года назад

      KandM Productions I've read that it was staged. Idk what's true, but either way, the truth is that people like this woman are real and out there, which is sad

  • @caveman8557
    @caveman8557 6 лет назад +7914

    Are you all alright?
    No You're all al left

    • @itsraw7636
      @itsraw7636 6 лет назад +316

      You are going to hell for reposting that

    • @yassinebougacha2490
      @yassinebougacha2490 6 лет назад +43

      Brother

    • @jarlboof
      @jarlboof 6 лет назад +44

      yes papa

    • @itsraw7636
      @itsraw7636 6 лет назад +4

      excuse me what the fuck Hey!! I Just post a video about you! Go there papa

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 6 лет назад +19

      Why does everyone have that Deus Ex profile picture?

  • @nevohyams
    @nevohyams 6 лет назад +1192

    I died when he wanted to shake hands

  • @temirlankasmaliev9322
    @temirlankasmaliev9322 5 лет назад +330

    scintillating
    /ˈsɪntɪleɪtɪŋ/
    adjective
    adjective: scintillating
    1. sparkling or shining brightly.
    2. brilliantly and excitingly clever or skilful.

    • @RobertoSu
      @RobertoSu 5 лет назад +17

      It's actually real, gosh

  • @meyerlanksy1561
    @meyerlanksy1561 4 года назад +555

    Big Shaq’s a comedian. Its a joke. You got curbed yourselves.

    • @nav5738
      @nav5738 4 года назад +19

      Curb your curb your vedio

    • @shannonrussell898
      @shannonrussell898 4 года назад +96

      It’s actually a double curb - when he first says “you define it” he means that she is the definition of scintillating and the chick doesn’t get it, then they get into an awkward exchange so he saves the joke with the strongest subject gag

    • @beanbag_boy4036
      @beanbag_boy4036 4 года назад +18

      Shannon Russell and now it’s a triple curb

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 4 года назад +10

      @@beanbag_boy4036 *Curbception* 😳

    • @entruh4520
      @entruh4520 4 года назад

      @K Er comedian

  • @shivaniits
    @shivaniits 4 года назад +971

    "India is not a location"
    Me from india having an existential crisis : What am I Hedwig ..where am I..

    • @RealHealthyGuidance
      @RealHealthyGuidance 4 года назад +9

      You're from Pakistan!

    • @shivaniits
      @shivaniits 4 года назад +21

      Alex Norway No , I am not.

    • @shivaniits
      @shivaniits 4 года назад +32

      @Hatwox My existential crisis is having an existential crisis.

    • @extendo7137
      @extendo7137 4 года назад +2

      @@shivaniits holy shit!! calm down rahul

    • @elitesquad1681
      @elitesquad1681 4 года назад +2

      @@shivaniits what if india is actually gay?

  • @goc_0
    @goc_0 4 года назад +651

    I love how the woman he knocked down acted dead lmao

    • @garryfarry4004
      @garryfarry4004 4 года назад +22

      Its called the possum

    • @uhhuh1291
      @uhhuh1291 4 года назад +20

      Because it was staged

    • @istoleyourjams270
      @istoleyourjams270 4 года назад

      Some people are saying he hit her with a bottle

    • @jamesbriggs7383
      @jamesbriggs7383 4 года назад +22

      @@istoleyourjams270 he did but its a prank video so its not a real bottle. Like a prop that brakes easily

    • @curtisg8399
      @curtisg8399 4 года назад

      It’s fake

  • @demedooley9235
    @demedooley9235 5 лет назад +1380

    Although it’s funny, I think it’s sad having the children on the show realizing it’s not their father

    • @demedooley9235
      @demedooley9235 5 лет назад +5

      Andrew Eric oh good

    • @vitoscaletta9828
      @vitoscaletta9828 5 лет назад +8

      ratty yeah exactly plus they’re kinda way to young to even understand what’s going on around them

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole 5 лет назад +2

      @@demedooley9235 Little slow are ya, Titan?

    • @zootymczoot9134
      @zootymczoot9134 5 лет назад +4

      He may not be their biological father but he’s still their Dad

    • @TheGreatJinx
      @TheGreatJinx 5 лет назад +2

      @@Bhatt_Hole There's no need to call somebody slow, if it's got nothing to do with intelligence man.

  • @drupadbaiju5166
    @drupadbaiju5166 4 года назад +100

    "India is not a location"...
    Me as an Indian: *confused T-Series Noises*

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 4 года назад +1

      Are you a floor gang!?

    • @ehembers
      @ehembers 4 года назад +1

      When you gonna make a video about fixing my phone?

  • @darthinvaderzimm
    @darthinvaderzimm 5 лет назад +863

    Did anyone else at 4:11 think that was a girl for a second

    • @sinofpride6486
      @sinofpride6486 5 лет назад +136

      DarthInvaderZim mmm no one bitchhh

    • @mooodykid6375
      @mooodykid6375 5 лет назад +4

      koceng - i thought he was, *_bitch_* .

    • @Omar-ir4gk
      @Omar-ir4gk 5 лет назад

      No...

    • @ColonelCarnage
      @ColonelCarnage 5 лет назад +13

      I love how you can actually see him temporarily grow some sack and it immediately disappeared again

    • @Jose-qw5cb
      @Jose-qw5cb 5 лет назад

      Who is the journalist? Her name.

  • @Ukko_
    @Ukko_ 5 лет назад +3352

    Man: slaps a woman on the shoulder.
    Woman: dies

    • @MoonlightGlimmer
      @MoonlightGlimmer 5 лет назад

      *PUT **4:00** - **4:03** IN PLAYBACK SPEED OF 0.25. TO THE PEOPLE SAYING IT WAS HIT ON THE SHOULDER AND SHE WAS BEING DRAMATIC - IT WAS ON THE HEAD WITH A GLASS BOTTLE. YOU CAN SEE IT HITTING THE HEAD, AND THE GLASS SHATTERING.*

    • @dennisgicho
      @dennisgicho 5 лет назад +167

      He actually hit her with a water bottle. She dies.

    • @LLD-yl4wi
      @LLD-yl4wi 5 лет назад +124

      PADDY POWER

    • @liamc3433
      @liamc3433 5 лет назад +28

      He broke a prop bottle over her head

    • @mammaspojke9813
      @mammaspojke9813 5 лет назад +21

      It was fake

  • @sadiqmusa5578
    @sadiqmusa5578 5 лет назад +1375

    “I’m happy with my iPhone 8, which is the same as the 7 which is the same as the 6”
    “To me”🤣

    • @charlessmith9198
      @charlessmith9198 4 года назад +18

      sadiq musa I mean like yea they’re basically all the same with some minor changes

    • @Sora-ING
      @Sora-ING 4 года назад +1

      BlackWolf 28 you don't get it, he exposed his own product after he claimed it was "unique"

    • @sadiqmusa5578
      @sadiqmusa5578 4 года назад +15

      BlackWolf 28 I know bruh that’s why it’s funny

    • @innovativedevelopers4708
      @innovativedevelopers4708 4 года назад +40

      He is one of the founders of Apple.

    • @ladislavguardiankovacs6913
      @ladislavguardiankovacs6913 4 года назад +22

      He's the real founder. Jobs didn't even write code lol

  • @LxR7601
    @LxR7601 4 года назад +54

    "Are you all alright? No you are all all left"
    I audibly cringed at that one

  • @TaylorL333
    @TaylorL333 5 лет назад +1069

    Woman:Gets hit on shoulder
    Woman 3 secs later:Dies

    • @TaylorL333
      @TaylorL333 5 лет назад +5

      @AB the underrated tryhard 😂😂😂

    • @icedbannanas
      @icedbannanas 5 лет назад +2

      It's a prank by Trollstation

    • @snitox
      @snitox 5 лет назад +9

      "I was murdered"

    • @yuktakarki48
      @yuktakarki48 5 лет назад +2

      I am in tears right now 😂😂😂I can't stop🤣🤣🤣

    • @josierock968
      @josierock968 5 лет назад +1

      I think it was a glass bottle it’s hard to tell I. The bideo

  • @Joesmho23
    @Joesmho23 5 лет назад +699

    “I’m POSITIVE he’s the father”. Damn man you hate to see it.

  • @Ivosferatus
    @Ivosferatus 6 лет назад +1170

    50% of the comments are about all the video
    The other 50% is about that guy yelling "Silly woman"

    • @noost6923
      @noost6923 6 лет назад +16

      There's 3 comments saying "silly woman" under this one

    • @1Latettaja1
      @1Latettaja1 5 лет назад +4

      Idk why but this comment made me think that Americans must get angry when they find out that percentages work by the metric system

    • @cait3
      @cait3 5 лет назад +6

      p a d d y p o w e r

    • @kyle-tg7bi
      @kyle-tg7bi 5 лет назад +3

      Nico Marquez15
      That video is included in the video so technically you’re saying 100% of the comments are talking about the actual video itself.

    • @yu4233
      @yu4233 5 лет назад

      Spastiikk silly women

  • @The_Gelatinman
    @The_Gelatinman 4 года назад +68

    Woman: I have never cheated on james.
    *looks at kids*
    Me: Yea sure.....

  • @nerdothn892
    @nerdothn892 4 года назад +1703

    "No violence against woman"
    *woman slaps man*
    *woman gets knocked by a slap of a piece a paper*

    • @shaunbrown7814
      @shaunbrown7814 4 года назад +106

      that's a glass bottle mate

    • @dannykstick
      @dannykstick 4 года назад +8

      GAHAHAHAHAHA jeez that was vicious

    • @vahn3724
      @vahn3724 4 года назад +9

      Eh not complaining here

    • @yeahyee4394
      @yeahyee4394 4 года назад +53

      What did she expect?

    • @NutsItsBerserkinTime
      @NutsItsBerserkinTime 4 года назад +1

      martial arts,music and history it's not real

  • @jaypunzalan6999
    @jaypunzalan6999 5 лет назад +612

    No one biiiitch
    Well you lost three matches in a row
    Then suddenly look far away and reflect about life

    • @hotpocket5064
      @hotpocket5064 5 лет назад

      It was obviously a joke. Host was kind of a dick

    • @zm8789
      @zm8789 5 лет назад +1

      @@hotpocket5064 he was serious lol. that guy has a huge ego, Check his past tournaments

  • @gabrielgalloza5755
    @gabrielgalloza5755 6 лет назад +12842

    HOWS ABOUT SOME *PADDY POWER*

    • @londonola7977
      @londonola7977 6 лет назад +74

      Gabriel Galloza 😂😂😂

    • @ferhat4425
      @ferhat4425 6 лет назад +1028

      ᏚᏆᏞᏞY ᏔᎾᎷᎪN

    • @ecstudiodwd2876
      @ecstudiodwd2876 6 лет назад +105

      Gabriel Galloza silly woman

    • @topo6790
      @topo6790 6 лет назад +443

      WOOOOO HE KNOCKED THE FUCK OUTTA HER

    • @21ways70
      @21ways70 6 лет назад +348

      Thats what that fking dishwasher deserves

  • @ahintea
    @ahintea 4 года назад +25

    They announced both of the twins separately as if one of them was going to be his and one wasn’t 💀💀

  • @commentcritic400
    @commentcritic400 5 лет назад +699

    4:00 the way he appeared out of nowhere... dudes a wizard

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 5 лет назад +63

      Think he was taking off his shoe
      *HOW ABOUT SOME PADDY POWER*

    • @fallout6834
      @fallout6834 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @matt_js1120
      @matt_js1120 5 лет назад +7

      @@katsisvi8097 he was picking up a glass bottle and then he smashes it her head

    • @lifeinsurance4495
      @lifeinsurance4495 5 лет назад +21

      Dude went from feminist to anti-feminist real quick

    • @matacoyo
      @matacoyo 5 лет назад +7

      @@lifeinsurance4495 he did good she hit he hit equally bad^^

  • @-DeathKnight
    @-DeathKnight 4 года назад +359

    Bro even Holly lost her shit when Phillip said "but your kids named India."

  • @CookedSocks
    @CookedSocks 5 лет назад +5286

    3:58 "women power?? How's about some paddy Power? Silly woman" I died
    BTW Don't worry that's not real

    • @jborben
      @jborben 5 лет назад +931

      Callum Kiely I wouldn’t be worried if it was real, she was deserving

    • @senorbleach8860
      @senorbleach8860 5 лет назад +76

      Where’s the original source?

    • @lancerave
      @lancerave 5 лет назад +24

      yeah where is this from?

    • @rayyan656
      @rayyan656 5 лет назад +121

      @@senorbleach8860 from a paddy power ad

    • @bigbub7117
      @bigbub7117 5 лет назад +17

      @@jborben and self defense

  • @norakuma01
    @norakuma01 4 года назад +41

    When you're Indian and start having an existential crisis

  • @Happy_Shopper
    @Happy_Shopper 4 года назад +476

    The worst part is that someone had a child with Katie Hopkins

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 года назад +2

      At least she is no Hillary Clinton, tho... That old bitch crazy af!

  • @thefrozenfire659
    @thefrozenfire659 5 лет назад +790

    Wow that guy who went for the handshake. That is really dark. But funny kinda xD.

    • @nickbull7734
      @nickbull7734 5 лет назад

      TheFrozenFire it’s fine he laughed after I saw the full video

  • @jacobblue52
    @jacobblue52 5 лет назад +2092

    “No onE BhiHtCh.”
    😅 *hands shaking like an earthquake whilste drinkin unamed energy drink*

    • @luddechamp
      @luddechamp 5 лет назад +59

      That energy drink is most expensive brand in Sweden

    • @jacobblue52
      @jacobblue52 5 лет назад +43

      Ludvig excuse my ignorance

    • @BaNaNs
      @BaNaNs 5 лет назад

      But it also has 300 mg coffeine per serving o.o

    • @MegaLolman77
      @MegaLolman77 5 лет назад

      BaNaNs It has 105, 180 or 200mg of caffeine.

    • @BaNaNs
      @BaNaNs 5 лет назад +1

      @@MegaLolman77 ah ye i was thinking about their past sport drink im sorry

  • @kai__055
    @kai__055 4 года назад +33

    Both parents: whiter than paper
    Both kids: black
    Wife: I DIDN’T CHEAT I WOULD NEVER

    • @OsfafaNewton12345
      @OsfafaNewton12345 4 года назад +2

      How are they black? I thought they were biracial.

    • @madamchloe2655
      @madamchloe2655 4 года назад

      @@OsfafaNewton12345 they are Black... *and* white.

    • @GeminiPlatypus
      @GeminiPlatypus 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@madamchloe2655 so I see you have summoned... *LOGIC*

  • @Yo-qm7tj
    @Yo-qm7tj 4 года назад +1038

    Is it bad that I laughed when the comedy woman said “ You are all left”

    • @dontyoushyaway2523
      @dontyoushyaway2523 4 года назад +133

      Yes
      Jk it was funny but not because of the joke imo
      It was funny because of everyone's reaction

    • @kbwyd
      @kbwyd 4 года назад +6

      I don’t get it explain

    • @3abo0od96
      @3abo0od96 4 года назад +3

      @@kbwyd alright ( all right ) all left 🤣

    • @kbwyd
      @kbwyd 4 года назад

      Abdalla yeah what does it newn

    • @kbwyd
      @kbwyd 4 года назад

      Mean

  • @alexandra6864
    @alexandra6864 4 года назад +401

    So that woman just doesn’t like any names besides the ones she comes up with😂

  • @williamgalloway4798
    @williamgalloway4798 4 года назад +451

    Scintillating :
    Adjective
    1.) Animated, vivacious, effervescent
    2.) Intelligent, witty
    Example: she had a scintillating personality.
    He wasn't far off tbf

    • @gv5545
      @gv5545 4 года назад +1

      What's the name of the chick

    • @williamgalloway4798
      @williamgalloway4798 4 года назад +2

      @@gv5545 dunno tbh

    • @TakeoKurosawa
      @TakeoKurosawa 4 года назад +2

      She cute

    • @vega_tech
      @vega_tech 4 года назад +18

      @@TakeoKurosawa She annoying

    • @zacharias7284
      @zacharias7284 4 года назад +11

      He’s a comedian playing a character of a dumb rapper. She’s in on the joke. Google “Big Shaq”.

  • @bbbhova3269
    @bbbhova3269 4 года назад +50

    Why was she crying if she's the one who cheated and got caught lol

    • @theresamay5699
      @theresamay5699 4 года назад

      Letting it all our before her beating back at the crib

  • @maplopababab5284
    @maplopababab5284 4 года назад +489

    Man: supports the women
    women: hits the man
    man:hits woman on shoulder
    women: Fatality..

    • @Supercecco85
      @Supercecco85 4 года назад +5

      With a plastic bottle ahah... However I know that man, he's a comedian. Not sure about the women reactions, if true or fake

    • @badabing9402
      @badabing9402 4 года назад

      Andrew Snipers true, but in a real situation, the bottle could’ve been a sugar bottle. Either way, the woman hit the man, so he’s well within his rights to defend himself. FYI, I know it’s fake, I’m just talking hypothetically.

    • @seniru1820
      @seniru1820 4 года назад

      Dude many people are already writing the same comment

    • @TheHiroClaw123
      @TheHiroClaw123 4 года назад

      it was just a skit, probably. I mean the lines are top notch

  • @elewis1326
    @elewis1326 5 лет назад +1730

    *You define it*
    *"English isnt my strongest subject"*

    • @adamclarke2251
      @adamclarke2251 5 лет назад +36

      Me in English class when I’m thinking about these memes and the teacher randomly calls on me

    • @jettresss
      @jettresss 5 лет назад +6

      If someone called me shiny..

    • @willreddington2735
      @willreddington2735 5 лет назад +34

      He’s called Michael dappah and he’s playing a character here it’s a joke

    • @adamclarke2251
      @adamclarke2251 5 лет назад +2

      Will Reddington oh ok but it’s still funny

    • @MrHoarses
      @MrHoarses 5 лет назад +1

      Bloody London new speak.

  • @yoamal1187
    @yoamal1187 4 года назад +63

    Girl: hits guy after he helps them
    guy: So you have chosen death

  • @Logan-um3rx
    @Logan-um3rx 5 лет назад +2414

    H O W A B O U T S O M E P A D D Y P O W E R

    • @johnhenderson5041
      @johnhenderson5041 5 лет назад +130

      Silly women!

    • @eighteen1741
      @eighteen1741 5 лет назад +2

      johhnyboi i I put basically the same comment cause I couldn’t find one , I have now but I’ll keep it

    • @Izzatjoker1993
      @Izzatjoker1993 5 лет назад +4

      Real mvp

    • @zoahnamte1154
      @zoahnamte1154 5 лет назад

      😅😂😂😂

    • @mrk2938
      @mrk2938 5 лет назад +1

      Proud to be the 1000th like

  • @vivekbarchha
    @vivekbarchha 5 лет назад +676

    "Define scintillating" "YOU define it" that was pretty smart.

    • @marfur9
      @marfur9 5 лет назад +91

      He did the quick maffs

    • @ss-nz5sr
      @ss-nz5sr 5 лет назад +5

      Wouldn't the correct term be you defy it?

    • @EXC333
      @EXC333 5 лет назад +7

      s s Idk because define it would mean she is the definition of it if you know what I mean.

    • @ss-nz5sr
      @ss-nz5sr 5 лет назад

      @@EXC333 Your right, got my words mixed up

    • @EXC333
      @EXC333 5 лет назад

      s s np

  • @imovedchannelbois4728
    @imovedchannelbois4728 6 лет назад +2610

    *PADDY POWER*

  • @deejayg2793
    @deejayg2793 4 года назад +448

    When the people where saying black lives matter to the black guy, I almost died 7:26
    I will still keep up the comment but the black lives matter protest should not be used in a joke my bad and btw R.I.P George Floyd

    • @lordhelmchen3154
      @lordhelmchen3154 4 года назад +24

      Same situation like when young people who never worked a day in their life block the streets to protest FOR the working class, all while stopping those working class members from getting to work. :D

    • @malikliggins8227
      @malikliggins8227 4 года назад +2

      Lord Helmchen but if they would’ve let him thru people would’ve said they’re being racist because they only let the black guy thru and all lives matter it’s a lose lose

    • @lordhelmchen3154
      @lordhelmchen3154 4 года назад +4

      @@malikliggins8227 True, that's why you should not put yourself in such a weird situation in the first place. The way the people who support "Black lives matter" nowadays treat the whole matter is problematic in my opinion. (Though I admit I don't live in a country where the BLM movement is really known so I am not the most well-informed person :P) I get their point and original intention but just like some modern feminists (or some far-left/right activists), they kind of drove themselves into a wall, only making matters worse without realizing it.

    • @malikliggins8227
      @malikliggins8227 4 года назад +3

      Lord Helmchen George Soros funded and probably made to cause divide. It’s all about confusion. You’re probably right but the fundamental argument that unarmed black people shouldn’t be getting gunned down like dogs was correct yet people from the right even even fought about that saying all lives matter and what not it’s all just sad really but I understand where you’re coming from

    • @lordhelmchen3154
      @lordhelmchen3154 4 года назад +2

      @@malikliggins8227 Yeah it's everywhere just more and more divide, nobody wants to engage a discussion and being from "the enemy side" makes you a liar/monster automatically... One of the most concerning political/social developments in the past years if you ask me.
      No talking, just fighting and everyone shifting further towards one extreme.

  • @urmomgey6849
    @urmomgey6849 4 года назад +724

    bro the dead silence of that “ur all left” joke had me dying😂😂😂

    • @RunAwayNau
      @RunAwayNau 4 года назад

      Ur mom Gey
      ‘__’

    • @TheTheTheTheTheThe
      @TheTheTheTheTheThe 4 года назад +58

      The second hand embarrassment was real though. I feel her pain

    • @haqeeqee
      @haqeeqee 4 года назад +43

      Well if this were stand up comedy, her audience really would have all left.

    • @joshuag.5230
      @joshuag.5230 4 года назад +2

      I love the complete silence afterwards

    • @aneesa2055
      @aneesa2055 4 года назад +15

      If I was there I would have just burst out laughing because of that silence

  • @barrettgreenough
    @barrettgreenough 6 лет назад +560

    Omg i fucking love the power to the women part

    • @ethanbrown4167
      @ethanbrown4167 6 лет назад +16

      Storm Access what? Noooooo. It was my favorite. why do you say it's fake

    • @Alex-fu4md
      @Alex-fu4md 6 лет назад +4

      It's from a prank channel called trollstation. The whole thing was staged.
      Plus, why would he be carrying around a prop, easy-break bottle to hit her with if it wasn't fake?

    • @ethanbrown4167
      @ethanbrown4167 6 лет назад +4

      Alex Jones aw man. Nothing good on the Internet is real it seems😢

    • @LimpBizkitReal
      @LimpBizkitReal 6 лет назад

      Barrett Greenough that was really funny

    • @j0lly.j754
      @j0lly.j754 6 лет назад +1

      Barrett Greenough that was fake...they admitted to it.

  • @bearshunnypot302
    @bearshunnypot302 6 лет назад +2121

    how's about some *PADDY POWER, SILLY WOMAN*

    • @SilkCutJaguarXJR-
      @SilkCutJaguarXJR- 6 лет назад +80

      SILLY WAS NEVER SAID WITH THAT MUCH POWER AND ANGER

    • @silverripple100
      @silverripple100 6 лет назад +23

      I have never cried laughing that much before 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joshkkg1519
      @joshkkg1519 6 лет назад +18

      he hit her with a glass bottle

    • @Jodat1
      @Jodat1 6 лет назад +9

      josh that was apart of his hand don’t assume his limbs

    • @Raaahhh-cc2be
      @Raaahhh-cc2be 6 лет назад +5

      josh it was a pad....

  • @nickcariglio8228
    @nickcariglio8228 4 года назад +31

    "India is not a location."
    Me: looks at map and points at India. "What is that?"

    • @vinorino
      @vinorino 4 года назад

      I don’t know 🤔🤔🤔🤔 I just don’t know! Maybe it’s Pakistan???

    • @NameSurname-ee4sw
      @NameSurname-ee4sw 4 года назад

      It's the mauryan empire xd

    • @arya1275
      @arya1275 4 года назад +1

      Maybe Bharat or Hindustan
      Lol

  • @RavenMobile
    @RavenMobile 5 лет назад +374

    The official offering the handshake to the man with no arms made me snort so hard I was glad I wasn't drinking something at the time!

    • @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703
      @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703 5 лет назад +8

      I could have played that off. I would say, "Right this way, sir. Congratulations".

    • @gamerxyouthubecamp9624
      @gamerxyouthubecamp9624 5 лет назад +2

      Raven Mobile same here that honestly was fucking hilarious

    • @johnjohnson201
      @johnjohnson201 5 лет назад +1

      Adorable☺️ I wish I could have a human as a pet, we’re so damned cute! I’d name my human Victor. Or maybe Gargoyle, if it’s a girl.

    • @Cellyestial
      @Cellyestial 5 лет назад +1

      @@johnjohnson201 wTTFFFFFFFFTFTFTFTFF

    • @johnjohnson201
      @johnjohnson201 5 лет назад

      Celestial AWHH😍☺️ Fckn adorable