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  • @juliejulie
    @juliejulie 4 года назад +379

    Hey ! I hope you're doing well. I posted another curb your meme compilation :) All the best - julie
    ruclips.net/video/cl2oZCio6JY/видео.html

  • @mayar9928
    @mayar9928 4 года назад +14187

    I really like how the first guy is almost convinced he’s innocent

    • @mayar9928
      @mayar9928 4 года назад +538

      *l was using it to call Raj*

    • @papaannefranku9693
      @papaannefranku9693 4 года назад +282

      "SNOW AND WEED BABY"

    • @mayar9928
      @mayar9928 4 года назад +22

      Harold Jenkins I don’t care I don’t live in the US and I never said I support what they did or not

    • @Fake_account_001
      @Fake_account_001 4 года назад +142

      @Harold Jenkins maybe because he was driving

    • @realvid2.081
      @realvid2.081 4 года назад +7

      Why everyone putting Terminator pic on RUclips pic.

  • @Lala-bv2dp
    @Lala-bv2dp 5 лет назад +33066

    “Have you used drugs before?”
    “Only weed, sometimes weed”
    “Just weed?”
    “Um little bit of um.. meth”

    • @hamzacod8178
      @hamzacod8178 5 лет назад +1543

      I have no clue, oh my gad

    • @cameronporter2055
      @cameronporter2055 5 лет назад +769

      Little bit of uh *meth*

    • @alex.x605
      @alex.x605 5 лет назад +133

      Boi pls stop you just exposed urself right there and yall--

    • @leverage9585
      @leverage9585 5 лет назад +257

      He's a genius though, remember anything you say can be used against you

    • @jiggajigjones8210
      @jiggajigjones8210 4 года назад +47

      I have no clue

  • @kylejonas3875
    @kylejonas3875 4 года назад +3744

    *taps woman on the back of the head*
    “Call a doctor, she struck her in the eye!”

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 4 года назад +11

      Kyle Jonas 69th like.

    • @AdzeHD
      @AdzeHD 4 года назад +96

      And those are the people ment to serve justice lmfao what a joke..

    • @xXgoldfistXx
      @xXgoldfistXx 4 года назад +17

      dude those sound effect have me fuckin dead

    • @SdoubleA
      @SdoubleA 4 года назад +37

      The anger management classes got me

    • @KJB-46
      @KJB-46 4 года назад +58

      She had to stand up to fall over

  • @adeadheart1377
    @adeadheart1377 4 года назад +1776

    Plot twist: she has a third eye on the back of her head

  • @tropic6159
    @tropic6159 4 года назад +7688

    imagine if you really just love to eat snow and grass, and you get arrested for drugs

    • @hush3956
      @hush3956 4 года назад +175

      My favourite snacks

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 4 года назад +2

      Ikr smh

    • @playeverything101
      @playeverything101 4 года назад +111

      @@CorruptionCL r/woosh

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 4 года назад +62

      @@CorruptionCL yes its quite tasty although eventually u cant taste it anymore or anything for that matter💁

    • @darkseid856
      @darkseid856 4 года назад +5

      @@socksman9968 lol

  • @moosedraw3731
    @moosedraw3731 4 года назад +11810

    “I’m not a rich kid”
    BUT MY BMW is coming, AND MY MUMS BENZ IS MINE NOW.

    • @UncleTeeg
      @UncleTeeg 4 года назад +585

      I think he was trying to be sarcastic 😂 but honestly idk

    • @bchapman3146
      @bchapman3146 4 года назад +55

      Leave blazendary alone lol😂😂

    • @UncleTeeg
      @UncleTeeg 4 года назад +5

      CHXP facts 🤣

    • @Boxxcutter
      @Boxxcutter 4 года назад +113

      fucking disgusting.

    • @wilnage5586
      @wilnage5586 4 года назад

      It was prob a joke you can't be that dumb

  • @planetbizo408
    @planetbizo408 4 года назад +4484

    Old grandma hits lady at the back of the head
    Woman: *EPILEPTIC SEIZURE*
    Man: “hE hIT HeR iN tHE EyE”

  • @xenic5227
    @xenic5227 4 года назад +3119

    IM CHOKING ON MY LAUGHTER
    "what is a homophobe?"
    "uh...someone who doesn't like gay people...?"
    *subtle nod
    "oh, i just said homophobe, didn't i?"

    • @dovahkiin52
      @dovahkiin52 4 года назад +523

      That one was great, she is looking at him like wtf did you just say. Only to be wrong herself

    • @beebisceebis
      @beebisceebis 4 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @dovahkiin52
      @dovahkiin52 4 года назад +259

      @Axiom Steel26 homophone

    • @StarryNightt.
      @StarryNightt. 4 года назад +85

      @Axiom Steel26 I think she meant to say homonym lol

    • @mog8506
      @mog8506 4 года назад +16

      Yes I know that is what happened I’m not dumb idiot

  • @fredman2640
    @fredman2640 4 года назад +5379

    That woman who got "hit in the eye" looked like she was faking a sports injury.

    • @henryreusch6313
      @henryreusch6313 4 года назад +40

      Good observation

    • @shawnsiya4132
      @shawnsiya4132 4 года назад +197

      She'd do well in soccer.

    • @weg5856
      @weg5856 4 года назад +21

      Shawn Siya what is soccer?

    • @shawnsiya4132
      @shawnsiya4132 4 года назад +93

      @@weg5856 Football.
      The game in which people run around a field while fighting for possession of a spherical ball.

    • @weg5856
      @weg5856 4 года назад +35

      Shawn Siya ah yes I'm familiar with football

  • @tombanks1839
    @tombanks1839 4 года назад +7305

    I wanna be friends with that bookstore cashier. He's so chill.

    • @lanethomas812
      @lanethomas812 4 года назад +170

      You know that wasn’t real right?

    • @pilotmatthew1787
      @pilotmatthew1787 4 года назад +24

      Same if you find him send him to me

    • @DenDen0074
      @DenDen0074 4 года назад +131

      i can't understand anything after she started screaming :D ;-;

    • @lanethomas812
      @lanethomas812 4 года назад +16

      Gangster of Love yes

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 4 года назад +15

      Lane Thomas no. Stop spreading misinformation

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus 4 года назад +638

    The bookstore one was actually a weird viral marketing attempt for the book.

    • @bogent2039
      @bogent2039 4 года назад +4

      Invidious Ignoramus u forgot to say plot twist ;)

    • @InvidiousIgnoramus
      @InvidiousIgnoramus 4 года назад +62

      @@bogent2039 No, I'm pretty sure I didn't forget to say that.

    • @bogent2039
      @bogent2039 4 года назад +1

      @@InvidiousIgnoramus whoah ok boomer

    • @onthewattle
      @onthewattle 4 года назад +38

      Bogent203 ya blew it

    • @bogent2039
      @bogent2039 4 года назад +2

      Elmer Adkins no shit

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 4 года назад +822

    0:05 All i did was weed
    4:00 All i did was read

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 6 лет назад +8150

    *Gets slapped with paper*
    *Dies*

    • @pertlicious7083
      @pertlicious7083 5 лет назад +309

      That one made me so angry honestly. Has she considered playing soccer?

    • @killermemestar5135
      @killermemestar5135 5 лет назад +192

      Gets hit in head
      “Ow mY eYe”

    • @expiredlamb2000
      @expiredlamb2000 5 лет назад +24

      Is allergies. Like, everyone knows paper allergy is a thing!

    • @elisaw.5449
      @elisaw.5449 5 лет назад +4

      Pertlicious Oh my god yes😂😂 exactly my thought😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @istoleurfaceha3527
      @istoleurfaceha3527 5 лет назад +8

      The lady should learn not to play the victim

  • @Spider_punk03
    @Spider_punk03 5 лет назад +3163

    “Hit her eye” *Hits back of head*

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 лет назад +7

      Hokuto Shinken is invincible

    • @davidedvardsen5053
      @davidedvardsen5053 5 лет назад +128

      The judge who sentenced her should honestly never be in court again. Like... Look at the security footage maybe?

    • @jamesgames9570
      @jamesgames9570 5 лет назад +33

      That lady flopped harder than Lebron

    • @Weppo.
      @Weppo. 5 лет назад +33

      Why did she fell of a chair when hit on the head with a book

    • @Spider_punk03
      @Spider_punk03 5 лет назад +24

      Weppo faking it to look like she suffered to make others feel bad for her or something.

  • @elir.8300
    @elir.8300 4 года назад +318

    *literally anything ironic: happens*
    Executive producer: Larry David

    • @bleb2771
      @bleb2771 4 года назад +4

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @qwertty5939
      @qwertty5939 4 года назад

      @IllumiNaughty amazing joke

    • @ye-3026
      @ye-3026 4 года назад

      I wanna know from what movie that is

    • @qwertty5939
      @qwertty5939 4 года назад

      @Sum Ting Wong its from Seinfeld, I believe

    • @elir.8300
      @elir.8300 4 года назад

      Sum Ting Wong curb your enthusiasm

  • @gunfighterdrummer
    @gunfighterdrummer 4 года назад +358

    5:00
    Imagibe getting a 1500 dollar and 100 hours community service just for fanning someones head with a magazine. Hahaha

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 4 года назад +30

      Welcome to the American legal system

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 4 года назад +34

      Imagine being arrested, charged, and found guilty for saying something rude online. Welcome to the European justice system

    • @lzasyr
      @lzasyr 4 года назад +3

      Fuck this, Canada here I come!

    • @GamingIncMasterTroll
      @GamingIncMasterTroll 4 года назад +5

      Imagibe

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 4 года назад

      @@GamingIncMasterTroll holy shit I didn't notice that.

  • @archiesutherland6127
    @archiesutherland6127 5 лет назад +9286

    Who is Susan?

    • @towelie9073
      @towelie9073 5 лет назад +176

      Nasus

    • @no-won
      @no-won 5 лет назад +530

      It's illegal for cops to go through phones like that btw

    • @MrGEORGETHOMPS
      @MrGEORGETHOMPS 5 лет назад +53

      Insane Brain no it’s not

    • @susanb5401
      @susanb5401 5 лет назад +62

      Pretty sure its me

    • @alberto1085
      @alberto1085 5 лет назад +7

      I have no clue

  • @PichDextro
    @PichDextro 4 года назад +5869

    That "She hit her in the eye" shit really got me. Like imagine touching someone with a piece of paper and almost killing that person...

    • @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx
      @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx 4 года назад +134

      i mean she didn't almost kill the person, that fall wasn't exactly remotely believable.

    • @PichDextro
      @PichDextro 4 года назад +198

      @@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx I was joking with "killing her". Of course that fall was faked as hell. A blind person could see that... xD

    • @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx
      @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx 4 года назад +35

      @@PichDextro idk that was a pretty brutal slap

    • @PichDextro
      @PichDextro 4 года назад +19

      @@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx Yeah true, I give you that

    • @confusedbakugo1373
      @confusedbakugo1373 4 года назад +71

      I think the "anger management" part was the funniest. I mean that was unrelenting fury in that strike.

  • @jackdonohue7893
    @jackdonohue7893 4 года назад +651

    The Stephen King lady one is a skit and shouldn’t be here

    • @ilikeboys2944
      @ilikeboys2944 4 года назад +4

      Yea

    • @egg69420
      @egg69420 4 года назад +16

      But bruh it’s still funny

    • @ilikeboys2944
      @ilikeboys2944 4 года назад +8

      Big noob Me big roux
      This isn’t about being funny it’s about itony

    • @Kevin-McLaughlin
      @Kevin-McLaughlin 4 года назад

      @@egg69420 I have more roux than you

    • @darryl2542
      @darryl2542 4 года назад +5

      The Jimmy Kimmel one shouldn't, either.

  • @hsimmons7334
    @hsimmons7334 4 года назад +326

    TSA needs to get their act together, this is why people hate bag checks and searches, nobody wants people snooping through their stuff

    • @jockin
      @jockin 4 года назад +10

      But if they dont search next thing you know there will be a 9/11 #2

    • @hsimmons7334
      @hsimmons7334 4 года назад +3

      @@jockin 😬

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 4 года назад +3

      Jockin lol they TSA fail at there job

    • @MuayThaiSabaiSabai
      @MuayThaiSabaiSabai 4 года назад +8

      Jockin yea, bc people smuggle planes in their pockets.

    • @mn-vu5de
      @mn-vu5de 4 года назад +2

      @@MuayThaiSabaiSabai personally I have a little universe in my bags.

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 5 лет назад +18313

    _sNoW anD wEEd baBy_

  • @creepierflame10
    @creepierflame10 4 года назад +3220

    I can't believe that dude tried to throw his wife under the bus like that. Whack lol

    • @idontcarebut9212
      @idontcarebut9212 4 года назад +227

      I am pretty sure the dude did not want to lose his job. If his wife gets in trouble he can bail her out but if he gets in trouble then he loses everything.

    • @idontcarebut9212
      @idontcarebut9212 4 года назад +142

      Q wait? When did I say I support it? Damn thanks for telling me MY opinion. I think you misunderstood my explanation as support. Reread it and find where it says that I think what he did was good.

    • @andris6273
      @andris6273 4 года назад +12

      @CreepierFlame they probably consulted with each other it was the best decision to do. Considering he could lose his job and probably everything they have without that job. She might be unemployed or if she wasnt, surely not as well paying as his job.

    • @somedorkfromspace
      @somedorkfromspace 4 года назад +3

      @@idontcarebut9212 he doesnt deserve his job if he's stealing from people there

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 4 года назад

      THEY GOTTA GO BACK

  • @lachatnoir1127
    @lachatnoir1127 4 года назад +1100

    The girl who "wrote the book" clearly has never read due to her very limited vocabulary

    • @babatunde8557
      @babatunde8557 4 года назад +9

      That girl is actually zoella lol

    • @eirikengevik9826
      @eirikengevik9826 4 года назад +104

      ً ٍ 1. Fuck Zoella. 2. No one asked

    • @jamiekavanagh8841
      @jamiekavanagh8841 4 года назад +48

      Eirik Engevik she constantly scams her children fan base by using shit that’s not hers and selling for a blown up price like her calendar she shouldn’t be on youtube

    • @nxt5817
      @nxt5817 4 года назад +22

      Because everyone knows using big words every other word makes you smart

    • @TypetwoAbsolute
      @TypetwoAbsolute 4 года назад +32

      @@nxt5817 It does identify that you memorized a lot of words, probably by reading a lot. You would might even say they don't have a limited vocabulary. =)

  • @eli.325
    @eli.325 4 года назад +178

    *Gets hit in the back of head with some paper*
    *_has seizure_*

    • @Lana-ie5qy
      @Lana-ie5qy 4 года назад +2

      SHe jUst gOt hiT in tHe EYE

  • @adrithewhiteperson7675
    @adrithewhiteperson7675 5 лет назад +4238

    *TAPS WOMAN WITH PAPER*
    Woman: AaaAAaAaHhH!!!!!!

    • @MigL_
      @MigL_ 5 лет назад +64

      AdriTheWhitePerson its like soccer

    • @pianostuff2731
      @pianostuff2731 5 лет назад +119

      @@MigL_ THE BACK OF THE HEAD:
      THE LAW: she just struck her in the eye
      its like football with outright cheating, sports is fairer than politics confirmed

    • @UKFX
      @UKFX 5 лет назад +56

      These fakers should be the ones in jail.

    • @mrbiscuits915
      @mrbiscuits915 5 лет назад +18

      I hope to god the mayor and his ally aren't employed after that corrupt sideshow.

    • @abhyudaysinghparmar6055
      @abhyudaysinghparmar6055 5 лет назад +8

      That book must have been poisoned

  • @fransalvino8
    @fransalvino8 5 лет назад +5478

    *hits in back of head*
    “She hit that women in the eye!”

  • @cv2594
    @cv2594 4 года назад +31

    "I have snow and weed baby we party 2 a lil" Lmao they ruined his whole dam night!

  • @oswaldgunnifry303
    @oswaldgunnifry303 4 года назад +48

    i love that its larry who walks out in the last clip because he doesnt want to get mauled

    • @Ojj2002
      @Ojj2002 4 года назад +4

      executive producer larry david

    • @The_Torpid_Tad
      @The_Torpid_Tad 4 года назад +3

      @@Ojj2002 Absolutely no one commented about that!

    • @joerogansdmtpipe727
      @joerogansdmtpipe727 3 года назад

      @@The_Torpid_Tadexactly! Like wtf that’s executive producer Larry David 😂 that’s where the damn outdo comes from , his show

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 2 месяца назад

      @@The_Torpid_Tad Huh? That's the only reason the clip is in there. It isn't even a curb momento. No one commented about it because it's obvious.

  • @patricksobb5762
    @patricksobb5762 4 года назад +4944

    "She was fined $1500 and sentenced to 100 hours community service, the victim has been approached by numerous Italian Serie A and La Liga clubs.

    • @adryningle5176
      @adryningle5176 4 года назад +179

      only the elite will understand this

    • @jimmoefoe1471
      @jimmoefoe1471 4 года назад +89

      @@adryningle5176 STFU you ain't elites.
      Most football fans are deluded pussies and it's highly likely you are one too.

    • @khaliqanifowoshe751
      @khaliqanifowoshe751 4 года назад +199

      Jim MoeFoe relax bud

    • @ThatGuyCanmanNC
      @ThatGuyCanmanNC 4 года назад +6

    • @gabriel.6965
      @gabriel.6965 4 года назад +23

      @@adryningle5176 i didnt watch football in 10 years and understood it stfu

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 года назад +1743

    "She was fined fifteen hundred dollars. All of that money went to acting classes for the victim."

    • @madebybroovy
      @madebybroovy 4 года назад +9

      And was paid for an ice pack for her eye

    • @sirgo0se97
      @sirgo0se97 4 года назад +31

      I love how she just took a moment to decide how to react 😂

    • @bowlcut7214
      @bowlcut7214 4 года назад +4

      They should have used that money to hire somebody to watch the security cameras

  • @SailorTeam
    @SailorTeam 4 года назад +36

    “Do YoU mAkE KoOlAiD?”👁👄👁

    • @Paul681513
      @Paul681513 4 года назад +5

      The little girls reaction killed me😂

  • @mjtraeger_official
    @mjtraeger_official 4 года назад +81

    "I'm not a Rich Kid™"
    **has red seatbelts**

  • @Jeric-gq7pr
    @Jeric-gq7pr 4 года назад +3857

    The ‘hit her in the eye’ one made me so angry. 100 hours of community service. Joke

    • @dieteticaura7343
      @dieteticaura7343 4 года назад +201

      Eric Jenkins don’t forget the $1500 fine

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 4 года назад +108

      I guess you need to attend anger management classes too

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 4 года назад +150

      Did NO ONE in the court think to check the tape?

    • @eureka0521
      @eureka0521 4 года назад +106

      @@jasonmartin4775 I'm sure they did, it still goes down as assault which is a joke. A friend of mine stole a couple butterfingers once and gave me one(I was made an accomplice). We got caught I had to do 100 hrs community service and 3 jury duty's to not have "theft" on my record for a fcking candy bar.

    • @jean-alexandre5594
      @jean-alexandre5594 4 года назад +47

      @@eureka0521 it's still theft tho

  • @fartonaut2291
    @fartonaut2291 5 лет назад +4295

    *"Oh I said homophobe didn't I?"*

    • @antikokalis
      @antikokalis 5 лет назад +137

      I didn't get this one. Can you please explain?

    • @Havs122
      @Havs122 5 лет назад +47

      Me too

    • @koolstargirl23579
      @koolstargirl23579 5 лет назад +179

      @@antikokalis I think she was supposed to say another word than homophobe, idrk to be honest😂

    • @antikokalis
      @antikokalis 5 лет назад +421

      @Coca cola Thanx. I saw elsewhere that the word was "homophone"

    • @Okartel
      @Okartel 5 лет назад +182

      D
      And she got triggered

  • @forexsniper6061
    @forexsniper6061 4 года назад +109

    8:08 I want be an Aryan and that is my final solution to this question

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 4 года назад +45

      I did Nazi that coming

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 4 года назад +5

      Steven Friedman I was not prepared for your reply

    • @crazyk2600
      @crazyk2600 4 года назад +1

      I am an Aryan

    • @beaubigd8153
      @beaubigd8153 4 года назад

      What does Aryan mean

    • @DanishThug29
      @DanishThug29 4 года назад +3

      Beau BigD master race, it’s this nazi ideology that essentially means that that Germans and other Europeans are the top racial hierarchy. They believe they are superior to other races.

  • @isaacschmidt1359
    @isaacschmidt1359 4 года назад +49

    She was just doing the monologue from “Misery”!

    • @myspareaccount8113
      @myspareaccount8113 3 года назад

      I know and so many people are posting the video without giving that context. Its so annoying just do some research people

    • @GODSPEE.
      @GODSPEE. 5 месяцев назад

      It’s also literally the actor

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 2 месяца назад

      @@GODSPEE. What actor? If you think that's Kathy Bates from the movie Misery, you're wrong.

    • @GODSPEE.
      @GODSPEE. 2 месяца назад

      @@92brunod yeah ur right, it’s a fan imitating the character

  • @ellyana4992
    @ellyana4992 5 лет назад +11182

    Why is this suggested when im going to sleep?

  • @archington1851
    @archington1851 5 лет назад +2157

    05:19 yeah forgot the eye was on the back of our heads

    • @KaraokeNig
      @KaraokeNig 5 лет назад +96

      That was common soccer dive, she did it for the team.
      Coach slapped her butt cheek on the way to the showers.

    • @mecasunny
      @mecasunny 5 лет назад +1

      Well you have at least on eye on the back...if you know what I mean..

    • @AaronUnknownPerformance
      @AaronUnknownPerformance 5 лет назад +9

      Even the major is a liar

    • @dandazed5846
      @dandazed5846 5 лет назад +14

      She must’ve been a teacher.

    • @1yearago491
      @1yearago491 5 лет назад +2

      Would explain a lot of with politicians tbh

  • @vagabond2385
    @vagabond2385 4 года назад +29

    *Literally lives as if he were in GTA and was given modded money*
    “I try not to live my life thinking about money because money doesn’t make me happy.”

  • @UncleYis
    @UncleYis 4 года назад +112

    Who else is actually watching this instead of sleeping

  • @TheSubwizzle
    @TheSubwizzle 5 лет назад +1658

    The 'homophone/homophobe' Freudian slip Ellen made was hilarious lmao

    • @Waelly17
      @Waelly17 5 лет назад +13

      Lmao thats legit what my mom would do

    • @Enrique-peralta
      @Enrique-peralta 5 лет назад +154

      The poor guy was confused. Is this a trick question you bitch?

    • @PBM24
      @PBM24 5 лет назад +1

      I didn’t get that one

    • @ewankennedy5769
      @ewankennedy5769 5 лет назад +31

      @@PBM24 homophone and homophobe are two words that mean very different things. One is words that sound similar and another is someone who hates gay people

    • @yeetman6955
      @yeetman6955 5 лет назад +13

      @@ewankennedy5769 how ironic

  • @daniellahayde9621
    @daniellahayde9621 5 лет назад +1935

    *gets hit on the back of head*
    *carefully gets out of chair and rolls on the ground*

  • @petflaska389
    @petflaska389 4 года назад +14

    4:57 am: I finished the video and it's time to fall asleep, gn.

  • @feshgogulululu
    @feshgogulululu 4 года назад +75

    zoella’s book was by far the worst 15 dollars my 12 year old self has ever bought

  • @stockloc
    @stockloc 5 лет назад +1111

    Woman slaps woman in head with magazine.
    "Oaaah!" *woman does backflip onto floor*
    Mayor of the courtroom: "She hit her in the eye"

    • @Runescapebones
      @Runescapebones 5 лет назад +17

      what would happen if she was hit harder would she have died?

    • @amyseal9623
      @amyseal9623 5 лет назад +6

      More like taps

    • @agentsmith9858
      @agentsmith9858 5 лет назад +3

      @Michael Klump the rock would be jelaous, i reffering to the stunner he selled against austin

    • @bedbug9130
      @bedbug9130 5 лет назад

      I mean she should still be arrested

    • @agirlwithdreams15
      @agirlwithdreams15 5 лет назад +1

      BedBug No she shouldn't have been

  • @adimitri6445
    @adimitri6445 4 года назад +5420

    I’m not the biggest kimmel fan but it’s not like that envelope ordeal was his fault

    • @ryanbrown7440
      @ryanbrown7440 4 года назад +440

      yeah. wasnt even the fault of the poor people who read it, they gave them the wrong envelope :(

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 4 года назад +40

      "Why can't you just keep it"
      This is what he said. 😂😂

    • @GIboy1990
      @GIboy1990 4 года назад +172

      Can you really blame a guy that doesnt produce any origional content, and had a team of writers underneath him? The dude literally just reads a script.

    • @15xChampions
      @15xChampions 4 года назад +19

      GIboy1990 trump supporter 😂

    • @autechrefan1395
      @autechrefan1395 4 года назад +75

      @@15xChampions you're moronic as fuck

  • @sxysteve87
    @sxysteve87 4 года назад +21

    Girl in the bookstore was acting. She is being the character from the book misery looking for the book misery.

  • @ericvondoom8927
    @ericvondoom8927 4 года назад +12

    The girls face when he said cool aid had me rolling!!😂😂

  • @tombarrett212
    @tombarrett212 5 лет назад +1073

    Dude just leaning in while shes shouting.
    "I can order it for you."
    Made my day.

    • @stockloc
      @stockloc 5 лет назад +94

      He's so helpful. He is a good cashier. I like him.

    • @Alice45894
      @Alice45894 5 лет назад +52

      And she just stands there like bitch you're ruining my moment😂

    • @Cat-vs7rc
      @Cat-vs7rc 5 лет назад +6

      poor guy

    • @kevinjohnson6549
      @kevinjohnson6549 5 лет назад +18

      Shits fake tho

    • @arronmathew7154
      @arronmathew7154 5 лет назад +12

      Sorry to say but it's a fake

  • @johnhenderson5041
    @johnhenderson5041 6 лет назад +1190

    Back of head = eye

  • @uwuowo5799
    @uwuowo5799 4 года назад +24

    5:12 When your sibling hits you and your mom is in the room

  • @KrolMyszka
    @KrolMyszka 4 года назад +20

    The Paul Sheldon lady is a troll impersonating Annie Wilkes from Misery

  • @brookoffthehook5166
    @brookoffthehook5166 5 лет назад +13602

    Just making sure you guys are watching with Wi-fi and not cellular Data

    • @ZYBERPUNKZ
      @ZYBERPUNKZ 5 лет назад +715

      BrookOffTheHook thank you brave soldier

    • @MacMac548
      @MacMac548 5 лет назад +386

      Papa bless

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 5 лет назад +341

      Thanks I checked
      I forget I turn it off sometimes if the wifi isnt working right

    • @oaso235
      @oaso235 5 лет назад +303

      not all heroes wear capes

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 лет назад +80

      (Slowly backs outta this thread)

  • @bongo1392
    @bongo1392 5 лет назад +1129

    Oh right zoella still exists

  • @jonahbarber8596
    @jonahbarber8596 4 года назад +153

    Title should be “Funny entertaining clips” instead of curb your meme because most of them aren’t right

    • @DoppSkates
      @DoppSkates 4 года назад +5

      This is a statement.

  • @Ch9-7708
    @Ch9-7708 4 года назад +44

    The Kimmel one was funny, I didn’t even notice his emotions before

    • @bookr1
      @bookr1 4 года назад +5

      I felt bad for Kimmel in that clip. Other curbs in this clip are the result of ignorance or hypocrisy, whereas Kimmel made a mistake.

    • @mclovin9151
      @mclovin9151 4 года назад +6

      @@bookr1 Ya fuck Kimmel he sucks and more people should walk off his show after he says dumb or offensive shit to his guests

    • @user-nw6jc8xg1b
      @user-nw6jc8xg1b 4 года назад

      Who was the person sitting there? I mean the first guest. Dont recognise him

    • @johnnygillan1039
      @johnnygillan1039 4 года назад +1

      Шарли Куин Larry David the guy who’s shows theme song is curb meme song

    • @hannahcatesilver2154
      @hannahcatesilver2154 4 года назад +2

      i didn’t get that one can someone explain lmao

  • @jakeaveny
    @jakeaveny 5 лет назад +8155

    I feel like the curb meme was misused in a lot of these

    • @SpaceJamzzz
      @SpaceJamzzz 5 лет назад +662

      honestly like 95% of curb memes are misused :(

    • @knugenavswarje734
      @knugenavswarje734 5 лет назад +224

      somebody call the meme police

    • @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal
      @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal 5 лет назад +47

      That's right but open Instagram now, it's a really bad situation

    • @eliseo5416
      @eliseo5416 5 лет назад +40

      Only about two of the memes in this video used the meme correctly

    • @FMArose1
      @FMArose1 4 года назад +27

      Can you please explain the right use? I sadly never understood the point they were trying to make.

  • @haily1208
    @haily1208 5 лет назад +2787

    THAT MAN TRIED TO RAt OUT HIS WIFE ARE U KIDDING ME LMAOOOO

    • @gutwounds
      @gutwounds 5 лет назад +151

      Probably the only parent with a job so he told her to take the fall and he will keep bringing home paychecks for them

    • @70spoem
      @70spoem 5 лет назад +12

      DIVORCE

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 5 лет назад +15

      The wife STOLE it tho

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 5 лет назад +80

      It is true. I saw her. I was the metal detector.

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 5 лет назад +40

      @@gutwounds it's a joke dumb ass

  • @mou7866
    @mou7866 4 года назад +57

    I want to be in the air.... Like an airian eish, poor choice of word

    • @coolxd7336
      @coolxd7336 4 года назад +2

      mou7866 essa I don’t get it what is that’s?

    • @Oskar-wx4gj
      @Oskar-wx4gj 4 года назад +17

      johny roblox 7 Aryan was a term used by Hitler. It was basically Hitlers opinion that there was an “aryan race” which was better than others. For example that people of the aryan race were christian, white etc.

    • @coolxd7336
      @coolxd7336 4 года назад +7

      mou7866 essa thanks for explaining you get a like

    • @eirikengevik9826
      @eirikengevik9826 4 года назад +1

      SaltyGeralty Blond, tall, athletic etc.

    • @Oskar-wx4gj
      @Oskar-wx4gj 4 года назад +2

      Eirik Engevik yeah, unlike Hitler.

  • @jakebaker4066
    @jakebaker4066 4 года назад +2

    Larry “the legend” David - “ you know what? I’m good.”

  • @dewgames1862
    @dewgames1862 4 года назад +2943

    “I’m not a rich kid”
    *Proceeds to take his mother’s Benz to school*

    • @franco0-0
      @franco0-0 4 года назад +20

      DewGames we can see that

    • @BiggusDickus79
      @BiggusDickus79 4 года назад +87

      I'm pretty sure he was trying to make a self aware joke. Granted he came across as a smug arsehole, but I don't think that one was a good meme.

    • @watchvideos3210
      @watchvideos3210 4 года назад +3

      I’m pretty sure he was addressing that ppl say his mom and dad buy his clothes

    • @hunterb1435
      @hunterb1435 4 года назад +5

      Y’all prolly don’t even know blazendary like that

    • @watchvideos3210
      @watchvideos3210 4 года назад

      Hunter B I like some of the stuff he post but not a lot of it

  • @Crack3erG
    @Crack3erG 5 лет назад +1730

    "I can order it for you, or check if any nearby stores have it.....................................mam"

    • @euc5957
      @euc5957 5 лет назад +93

      The hero we need

    • @moomoomoomuu
      @moomoomoomuu 5 лет назад +124

      whooosh! Misery is a novel by Stephen king that consists of a woman named Annie who is obsessed with an author named Paul Sheldon, his novels revolve around a character named misery

    • @NiferWee
      @NiferWee 5 лет назад +106

      it was staged. She's part of a theatre group and this was a promo they did back in 2011

    • @jegrif123
      @jegrif123 5 лет назад +29

      Just watch the movie and you’ll get the reference, she’s impersonating Kathy Bates

    • @BeezOne84
      @BeezOne84 5 лет назад +9

      Thanks, I couldn't clearly understand what he said.

  • @sparkylynx8723
    @sparkylynx8723 4 года назад +28

    Gets hit in the back of the head with paper
    Falls on ground
    "I've been hit right in the eye!"

  • @adenarrington7607
    @adenarrington7607 4 года назад +39

    6:00 is an act. She is talking about Paul Sheldon from the movie Misery

  • @zaddy4829
    @zaddy4829 6 лет назад +519

    Lady that got “struck in the eye” at 5:10 would make a great soccer player

  • @iamrolfie3755
    @iamrolfie3755 5 лет назад +5956

    Elen was so triggered until she realized her accident

    • @JamieR1988
      @JamieR1988 5 лет назад +718

      Yep.
      Her face was a picture!
      She's an idiot nowadays. She used to be quite funny, but she gets offended over the littlest things and also treats people like shit if they don't agree with her. She's a bully

    • @7OwlsWithALaptop
      @7OwlsWithALaptop 5 лет назад +991

      I don't think she was triggered, it's more like she thpught that the guy was stupid and waited for the audience to laugh, only to see that nobody was laughing and from that realized her mistake.

    • @thunderz8595
      @thunderz8595 5 лет назад +44

      Jamie Reid “littlest” man some people don’t know grammar....

    • @Nicole-qe7vc
      @Nicole-qe7vc 5 лет назад +355

      ​@@JamieR1988 Haha she wasn't offended she was just confused by his answer. He didn't even say anything that could be offensive.

    • @dimazagungprakoso1941
      @dimazagungprakoso1941 5 лет назад +91

      No this is what happens if you say a word very often its automatically recorded by your brain to say those word very easily. You know she is lesbian and shit and pretty much a feminist maybe so you know they very often throw those homophobe word around to everyone

  • @christianjavier1776
    @christianjavier1776 4 года назад +11

    When he finds the iPad after the ping. Lmao!!

  • @michaelroy6630
    @michaelroy6630 4 года назад +5

    6:05 That guy's patience is soooooo admirable

  • @its1899
    @its1899 5 лет назад +1382

    *lightly hits in the back of the head with a notebook*
    "ShE sTrUcK tHaT wOmAn In ThE eYe"

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 5 лет назад +1256

    2:16 holy shit Ryan Gosling switched the envelopes.

    • @kalejuice5701
      @kalejuice5701 5 лет назад +16

      Wait, what? My dumbass keeps missing it.
      :0

    • @sorayajuste9664
      @sorayajuste9664 5 лет назад +11

      I don't see it lol😂😂😂😂

    • @ciaoboy9968
      @ciaoboy9968 5 лет назад +83

      Caleb _ I i think op means Ryan Gosling was behind the mix-up, like backstage or something.

    • @niyomi3607
      @niyomi3607 5 лет назад +4

      *Ryan ross*

    • @berylorcales408
      @berylorcales408 5 лет назад

      @@niyomi3607 lmao brendon is shaking

  • @aperson1069
    @aperson1069 4 года назад +7

    The Misery one is by far the best troll I’ve ever seen

  • @manoranjanjena5259
    @manoranjanjena5259 4 года назад +29

    That court lady who feel down is like Neymar of football

  • @aurourus6894
    @aurourus6894 5 лет назад +1614

    pretty sure that rich kid thing was a deliberate joke on his part

    • @sfuikm
      @sfuikm 5 лет назад +110

      Eltaccos Neczy No its not, do you even know what a woosh is?

    • @sfuikm
      @sfuikm 5 лет назад +2

      Eltaccos Neczy what?

    • @zab0r
      @zab0r 5 лет назад +22

      woosh

    • @karimlel4201
      @karimlel4201 5 лет назад +4

      Ciminan Woooosh

    • @cbs1n15
      @cbs1n15 5 лет назад +3

      @@karimlel4201 woosh

  • @rk3340
    @rk3340 5 лет назад +1341

    5:10 rare footage of Neymar’s grandma

  • @basedbartholomew3968
    @basedbartholomew3968 4 года назад +13

    The DeWitt vs That Woman Was I Felt Anger on Both Sides (DeWitt Getting a Really Wrong Sentence, The Woman Acting, Saying she hit her in the eye when she hit her in the head)

  • @lapaxed
    @lapaxed 4 года назад +93

    “I have no clue what that is” smoke or do drugs in your house not in your car how can some people be so stupid

    • @CocktailKnight
      @CocktailKnight 4 года назад

      But he wanted to party with a hooker though!

    • @Spac3Potat0
      @Spac3Potat0 4 года назад +1

      Why not party with the hooker in your house? More room, gotta make the most of that 100

    • @Spac3Potat0
      @Spac3Potat0 4 года назад +1

      I agree though, most drug users I know at least make an effort to not get caught, meth is clearly another level

    • @Dubconnolly
      @Dubconnolly 4 года назад

      Yeah that’s the joke

    • @lapaxed
      @lapaxed 4 года назад

      Imono kang it makes them more secure tho

  • @Murphy2043
    @Murphy2043 4 года назад +1454

    Bookstore lady is actually pretending to be the antagonist in the movie Misery.

    • @pieterd3408
      @pieterd3408 4 года назад +88

      I was already questioning if I was the only person who noticed that. Luckily not.

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 4 года назад

      She was still annoying af surely she could have found a better place to pull a stunt like that people tryna have peace and quiet in the library then this bitch comes in screaming bloody muder

    • @SuperTbng
      @SuperTbng 4 года назад +5

      Thank you

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 года назад +62

      she reminded me of shrek when he started screaming at the birthday party

    • @dohnboe6323
      @dohnboe6323 4 года назад +7

      The bookstore, what a stage.....

  • @edwardshaw1743
    @edwardshaw1743 4 года назад +647

    Me: *Hits younger sibling*
    Younger sibling: 5:12

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 4 года назад +7

      5:18 ur mom seeing u "hit" ur brother

    • @puurrrr
      @puurrrr 4 года назад

      Haha that would be my older brother

    • @aoifefitzgerald7379
      @aoifefitzgerald7379 4 года назад +1

      This is too underrated

  • @bumblebee5811
    @bumblebee5811 4 года назад +5

    “Money doesn’t make me happy”
    BUT it sure af don’t make you sad !!!

  • @2phonegluggy
    @2phonegluggy 4 года назад +2

    The book store one was hilarious to me cause she was screaming and the guy just calmly suggests other options

  • @declanfraney6372
    @declanfraney6372 5 лет назад +2133

    Damn that TSA dude blaming his wife though

    • @johndoesson
      @johndoesson 5 лет назад +111

      Logical decision, trying to save himself from losing his job. My guess, hes the provider, shes the "home wife".

    • @marlonarancibia3247
      @marlonarancibia3247 5 лет назад +117

      Fucking got a job for a national agency and decided to fuck it up, serves him right.

    • @ekoms108
      @ekoms108 5 лет назад +6

      Nah. Hes gay.

    • @momobunny2456
      @momobunny2456 5 лет назад

      Declan F. Lmfao

    • @achilles_kbab
      @achilles_kbab 5 лет назад +9

      And wearing an Army shirt. What a disgrace.

  • @dedox6749
    @dedox6749 4 года назад +170

    5:15
    That was the most extra, fake, and unnecessary fall. And then he’s gonna say “He hit her right in the eye”

    • @Potato-fw1hj
      @Potato-fw1hj 4 года назад

      Mlbb players wants to know your location.

  • @smittyplays04
    @smittyplays04 4 года назад +3

    The irony on the last one 😂😂

  • @idunaron
    @idunaron 4 года назад +6

    Logan Paul: Wanna know the real answer?
    Interviewer: No I wanna know the fake answer...

  • @pandafish1437
    @pandafish1437 5 лет назад +879

    omfg this made me realise zoella still exists

    • @WildVee
      @WildVee 5 лет назад

      Eh she aint relevant

    • @renyputman7118
      @renyputman7118 5 лет назад +2

      fweh don’t worry beside the ridiculously overpriced advent calendar of last year you did not miss a thing. Fame really got to her

    • @jess1ca547
      @jess1ca547 5 лет назад

      Michael Klump zoella like most RUclipsrs works very hard and deserves everything she has people need to stop hating on her and honestly she’s one of the only RUclipsrs that still does normal videos instead of ‘burning my $1,000,000 gucci bag’ bullshit

    • @hazel5634
      @hazel5634 5 лет назад +3

      Jessica Low what is with this obsession with "deserving" and entitlement? It's a toxic mindset that's getting embedded into society. She neither deserves nor doesn't deserve all of the fame, fortune and power, she just has it. You think she works harder than people in third world; Who reap very little from their work? Shouldn't they "deserve" even more then, by your logic? It's bullshit

    • @jess1ca547
      @jess1ca547 5 лет назад

      prowlers it’s also my opinion you think zoella doesn’t deserve it and doesn’t work hard I disagree so please respect my opinion and I’ll respect yours I don’t care about what’s toxic because in my opinion all the hate comments about her are toxic

  • @thatcece08
    @thatcece08 4 года назад +1415

    3:20 “do you make Kool- aid”
    How outta pocket is that 😭
    And bElla knew 😭😭

    • @KmLa7
      @KmLa7 4 года назад +2

      Cierra Downing lmaooooo

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 4 года назад +105

      Was it necessarily racial though? He might just drink it with his cobbler.

    • @olic.4141
      @olic.4141 4 года назад +69

      TheTaterTotP80 seemed racial

    • @angelherrera5240
      @angelherrera5240 4 года назад +18

      TheTaterTotP80 kool aid sucks water is better

    • @zoffdestinygames
      @zoffdestinygames 4 года назад +30

      I don´t get the joke here xd

  • @Michael-tm6vs
    @Michael-tm6vs 4 года назад +6

    Well, you know the old saying: "I have eyes on the back of my head" so she was hit in her eyes.

  • @sauceup713ayye7
    @sauceup713ayye7 4 года назад +2

    "Do you make kool aid?" That shit took me out🤣🤣

  • @niklasneighbor6726
    @niklasneighbor6726 5 лет назад +1936

    *slaps woman with a paper in the back of head *
    SHE STRUCK HER IN THE EYE!

  • @LittleThings98
    @LittleThings98 5 лет назад +780

    Nobody comments about the guy who stole the fcking IPad 💀

  • @grant9205
    @grant9205 4 года назад +1

    Haha the book store working just cheerfully pooping his head into frame, “I can order it for you!” Lol got me weak!

  • @MegasAlexandros28
    @MegasAlexandros28 4 года назад +3

    Those wild animals seemed to have curbed Larry's enthusiasm.

  • @midasvannoorden7862
    @midasvannoorden7862 4 года назад +566

    7:08 i was hoping so hard for the alarm to go of on their own iPad

  • @rell6837
    @rell6837 5 лет назад +2297

    6:13
    *"Ma'am?"*

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 лет назад +15

      You okay?

    • @Centre14
      @Centre14 5 лет назад +9

      TJ2LJ i didn't get it. what was happening?

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 лет назад +12

      He was quoting the employee

    • @Centre14
      @Centre14 5 лет назад +7

      《REÐJIVE》 i mean why was the lady angry

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 лет назад +3

      I have that same question

  • @zak6721
    @zak6721 4 года назад +4

    2:29 Would have been perfect if Ryan Goslings face was shown as he was laughing on stage at that precise moment

  • @noastrength
    @noastrength 4 года назад +7

    "Money does not make me happy"
    It's true.
    The things you buy with money makes you happy.

  • @Drum3rboi3838
    @Drum3rboi3838 5 лет назад +1832

    the fat girl in the library is actually her imitating a character from the stephen king book/movie misery. good movie

    • @iLoafCallumKay
      @iLoafCallumKay 5 лет назад +292

      I laugh my ass off everytime somebody thinks it's real XD

    • @BoBBaB0oN
      @BoBBaB0oN 5 лет назад +278

      well, she is fat.

    • @jimnosnow4484
      @jimnosnow4484 5 лет назад +101

      There were lots of girls in the library. Might not have known which one they meant. You assumed which one they meant so you’re as bad.

    • @Drum3rboi3838
      @Drum3rboi3838 5 лет назад +10

      @@MagiskAntirrhinum ok?

    • @vallinbenjamin4873
      @vallinbenjamin4873 5 лет назад +55

      xXRyoko GimaXx Actually, she's fat as fuck ...

  • @lostbeam488
    @lostbeam488 5 лет назад +167

    5:40 when a rich person lightly bumps into you

  • @professorbone8709
    @professorbone8709 4 года назад +1

    Bookstore scene is just a really well done bit, im impressed tbh