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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @juliejulie
    @juliejulie  4 года назад +384

    Hey ! I hope you're doing well. I posted another curb your meme compilation :) All the best - julie
    ruclips.net/video/cl2oZCio6JY/видео.html

  • @Lala-bv2dp
    @Lala-bv2dp 5 лет назад +33264

    “Have you used drugs before?”
    “Only weed, sometimes weed”
    “Just weed?”
    “Um little bit of um.. meth”

    • @hamzacod8178
      @hamzacod8178 5 лет назад +1550

      I have no clue, oh my gad

    • @cameronporter2055
      @cameronporter2055 5 лет назад +774

      Little bit of uh *meth*

    • @alex.x605
      @alex.x605 5 лет назад +137

      Boi pls stop you just exposed urself right there and yall--

    • @leverage9585
      @leverage9585 5 лет назад +259

      He's a genius though, remember anything you say can be used against you

    • @jiggajigjones8210
      @jiggajigjones8210 5 лет назад +47

      I have no clue

  • @mayar9928
    @mayar9928 5 лет назад +14409

    I really like how the first guy is almost convinced he’s innocent

    • @mayar9928
      @mayar9928 5 лет назад +547

      *l was using it to call Raj*

    • @papaannefranku9693
      @papaannefranku9693 5 лет назад +287

      "SNOW AND WEED BABY"

    • @mayar9928
      @mayar9928 5 лет назад +23

      Harold Jenkins I don’t care I don’t live in the US and I never said I support what they did or not

    • @Nome_utente_generico
      @Nome_utente_generico 5 лет назад +143

      @Harold Jenkins maybe because he was driving

    • @realvid2.081
      @realvid2.081 5 лет назад +7

      Why everyone putting Terminator pic on RUclips pic.

  • @tropic6159
    @tropic6159 5 лет назад +7863

    imagine if you really just love to eat snow and grass, and you get arrested for drugs

    • @hush3956
      @hush3956 5 лет назад +177

      My favourite snacks

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr smh

    • @playeverything101
      @playeverything101 5 лет назад +111

      @@CorruptionCL r/woosh

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 5 лет назад +62

      @@CorruptionCL yes its quite tasty although eventually u cant taste it anymore or anything for that matter💁

    • @darkseid856
      @darkseid856 5 лет назад +5

      @@socksman9968 lol

  • @kylejonas3875
    @kylejonas3875 4 года назад +3908

    *taps woman on the back of the head*
    “Call a doctor, she struck her in the eye!”

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 4 года назад +11

      Kyle Jonas 69th like.

    • @AdzeHD
      @AdzeHD 4 года назад +105

      And those are the people ment to serve justice lmfao what a joke..

    • @xXgoldfistXx
      @xXgoldfistXx 4 года назад +18

      dude those sound effect have me fuckin dead

    • @SdoubleA
      @SdoubleA 4 года назад +41

      The anger management classes got me

    • @KJB-46
      @KJB-46 4 года назад +68

      She had to stand up to fall over

  • @moosedraw3731
    @moosedraw3731 5 лет назад +11926

    “I’m not a rich kid”
    BUT MY BMW is coming, AND MY MUMS BENZ IS MINE NOW.

    • @UncleTeeg
      @UncleTeeg 5 лет назад +598

      I think he was trying to be sarcastic 😂 but honestly idk

    • @bchapman3146
      @bchapman3146 5 лет назад +55

      Leave blazendary alone lol😂😂

    • @UncleTeeg
      @UncleTeeg 5 лет назад +5

      CHXP facts 🤣

    • @Boxxcutter
      @Boxxcutter 5 лет назад +113

      fucking disgusting.

    • @wilnage5586
      @wilnage5586 5 лет назад

      It was prob a joke you can't be that dumb

  • @fredman2640
    @fredman2640 5 лет назад +5506

    That woman who got "hit in the eye" looked like she was faking a sports injury.

    • @henryreusch6313
      @henryreusch6313 5 лет назад +41

      Good observation

    • @shawnsiya4132
      @shawnsiya4132 5 лет назад +200

      She'd do well in soccer.

    • @weg5856
      @weg5856 5 лет назад +21

      Shawn Siya what is soccer?

    • @shawnsiya4132
      @shawnsiya4132 5 лет назад +95

      @@weg5856 Football.
      The game in which people run around a field while fighting for possession of a spherical ball.

    • @weg5856
      @weg5856 5 лет назад +37

      Shawn Siya ah yes I'm familiar with football

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 6 лет назад +8188

    *Gets slapped with paper*
    *Dies*

    • @pertlicious7083
      @pertlicious7083 6 лет назад +312

      That one made me so angry honestly. Has she considered playing soccer?

    • @killermemestar5135
      @killermemestar5135 6 лет назад +192

      Gets hit in head
      “Ow mY eYe”

    • @expiredlamb2000
      @expiredlamb2000 6 лет назад +24

      Is allergies. Like, everyone knows paper allergy is a thing!

    • @elisaw.5449
      @elisaw.5449 6 лет назад +4

      Pertlicious Oh my god yes😂😂 exactly my thought😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @istoleurfaceha3527
      @istoleurfaceha3527 6 лет назад +8

      The lady should learn not to play the victim

  • @adeadheart1377
    @adeadheart1377 4 года назад +1863

    Plot twist: she has a third eye on the back of her head

  • @tombanks1839
    @tombanks1839 5 лет назад +7382

    I wanna be friends with that bookstore cashier. He's so chill.

    • @lanethomas812
      @lanethomas812 5 лет назад +172

      You know that wasn’t real right?

    • @pilotmatthew1787
      @pilotmatthew1787 5 лет назад +25

      Same if you find him send him to me

    • @DenDen0074
      @DenDen0074 5 лет назад +133

      i can't understand anything after she started screaming :D ;-;

    • @lanethomas812
      @lanethomas812 5 лет назад +16

      Gangster of Love yes

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 5 лет назад +15

      Lane Thomas no. Stop spreading misinformation

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 5 лет назад +1783

    "She was fined fifteen hundred dollars. All of that money went to acting classes for the victim."

    • @madebybroovy
      @madebybroovy 4 года назад +10

      And was paid for an ice pack for her eye

    • @sirgo0se97
      @sirgo0se97 4 года назад +33

      I love how she just took a moment to decide how to react 😂

    • @bowlcut7214
      @bowlcut7214 4 года назад +4

      They should have used that money to hire somebody to watch the security cameras

  • @Spider_punk03
    @Spider_punk03 6 лет назад +3188

    “Hit her eye” *Hits back of head*

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 лет назад +7

      Hokuto Shinken is invincible

    • @davidedvardsen5053
      @davidedvardsen5053 6 лет назад +129

      The judge who sentenced her should honestly never be in court again. Like... Look at the security footage maybe?

    • @jamesgames9570
      @jamesgames9570 6 лет назад +33

      That lady flopped harder than Lebron

    • @Weppo.
      @Weppo. 6 лет назад +33

      Why did she fell of a chair when hit on the head with a book

    • @Spider_punk03
      @Spider_punk03 6 лет назад +25

      Weppo faking it to look like she suffered to make others feel bad for her or something.

  • @planetbizo408
    @planetbizo408 4 года назад +4540

    Old grandma hits lady at the back of the head
    Woman: *EPILEPTIC SEIZURE*
    Man: “hE hIT HeR iN tHE EyE”

  • @PichDextro
    @PichDextro 5 лет назад +5917

    That "She hit her in the eye" shit really got me. Like imagine touching someone with a piece of paper and almost killing that person...

    • @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx
      @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx 5 лет назад +134

      i mean she didn't almost kill the person, that fall wasn't exactly remotely believable.

    • @PichDextro
      @PichDextro 5 лет назад +199

      @@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx I was joking with "killing her". Of course that fall was faked as hell. A blind person could see that... xD

    • @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx
      @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx 5 лет назад +35

      @@PichDextro idk that was a pretty brutal slap

    • @PichDextro
      @PichDextro 5 лет назад +20

      @@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx Yeah true, I give you that

    • @confusedbakugo1373
      @confusedbakugo1373 5 лет назад +71

      I think the "anger management" part was the funniest. I mean that was unrelenting fury in that strike.

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 6 лет назад +18358

    _sNoW anD wEEd baBy_

  • @creepierflame10
    @creepierflame10 5 лет назад +3268

    I can't believe that dude tried to throw his wife under the bus like that. Whack lol

    • @idontcarebut9212
      @idontcarebut9212 4 года назад +232

      I am pretty sure the dude did not want to lose his job. If his wife gets in trouble he can bail her out but if he gets in trouble then he loses everything.

    • @idontcarebut9212
      @idontcarebut9212 4 года назад +142

      Q wait? When did I say I support it? Damn thanks for telling me MY opinion. I think you misunderstood my explanation as support. Reread it and find where it says that I think what he did was good.

    • @andris6273
      @andris6273 4 года назад +12

      @CreepierFlame they probably consulted with each other it was the best decision to do. Considering he could lose his job and probably everything they have without that job. She might be unemployed or if she wasnt, surely not as well paying as his job.

    • @somedorkfromspace
      @somedorkfromspace 4 года назад +3

      @@idontcarebut9212 he doesnt deserve his job if he's stealing from people there

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 4 года назад

      THEY GOTTA GO BACK

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus 4 года назад +673

    The bookstore one was actually a weird viral marketing attempt for the book.

    • @bogent2039
      @bogent2039 4 года назад +4

      Invidious Ignoramus u forgot to say plot twist ;)

    • @InvidiousIgnoramus
      @InvidiousIgnoramus 4 года назад +66

      @@bogent2039 No, I'm pretty sure I didn't forget to say that.

    • @bogent2039
      @bogent2039 4 года назад +1

      @@InvidiousIgnoramus whoah ok boomer

    • @onthewattle
      @onthewattle 4 года назад +40

      Bogent203 ya blew it

    • @bogent2039
      @bogent2039 4 года назад +2

      Elmer Adkins no shit

  • @fransalvino8
    @fransalvino8 5 лет назад +5501

    *hits in back of head*
    “She hit that women in the eye!”

  • @adrithewhiteperson7675
    @adrithewhiteperson7675 5 лет назад +4250

    *TAPS WOMAN WITH PAPER*
    Woman: AaaAAaAaHhH!!!!!!

    • @MigL_
      @MigL_ 5 лет назад +65

      AdriTheWhitePerson its like soccer

    • @pianostuff2731
      @pianostuff2731 5 лет назад +119

      @@MigL_ THE BACK OF THE HEAD:
      THE LAW: she just struck her in the eye
      its like football with outright cheating, sports is fairer than politics confirmed

    • @UKFX
      @UKFX 5 лет назад +56

      These fakers should be the ones in jail.

    • @mrbiscuits915
      @mrbiscuits915 5 лет назад +18

      I hope to god the mayor and his ally aren't employed after that corrupt sideshow.

    • @abhyudaysinghparmar6055
      @abhyudaysinghparmar6055 5 лет назад +8

      That book must have been poisoned

  • @daniellahayde9621
    @daniellahayde9621 6 лет назад +1951

    *gets hit on the back of head*
    *carefully gets out of chair and rolls on the ground*

  • @xenic5227
    @xenic5227 4 года назад +3159

    IM CHOKING ON MY LAUGHTER
    "what is a homophobe?"
    "uh...someone who doesn't like gay people...?"
    *subtle nod
    "oh, i just said homophobe, didn't i?"

    • @dovahkiin52
      @dovahkiin52 4 года назад +537

      That one was great, she is looking at him like wtf did you just say. Only to be wrong herself

    • @beebisceebis
      @beebisceebis 4 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @dovahkiin52
      @dovahkiin52 4 года назад +258

      @Axiom Steel26 homophone

    • @StarryNightt.
      @StarryNightt. 4 года назад +85

      @Axiom Steel26 I think she meant to say homonym lol

    • @mog8506
      @mog8506 4 года назад +16

      Yes I know that is what happened I’m not dumb idiot

  • @stockloc
    @stockloc 6 лет назад +1126

    Woman slaps woman in head with magazine.
    "Oaaah!" *woman does backflip onto floor*
    Mayor of the courtroom: "She hit her in the eye"

    • @Runescapebones
      @Runescapebones 6 лет назад +18

      what would happen if she was hit harder would she have died?

    • @amyseal9623
      @amyseal9623 6 лет назад +6

      More like taps

    • @agentsmith9858
      @agentsmith9858 6 лет назад +3

      @Michael Klump the rock would be jelaous, i reffering to the stunner he selled against austin

    • @bedbug9130
      @bedbug9130 5 лет назад

      I mean she should still be arrested

    • @agirlwithdreams15
      @agirlwithdreams15 5 лет назад +1

      BedBug No she shouldn't have been

  • @patricksobb
    @patricksobb 5 лет назад +4991

    "She was fined $1500 and sentenced to 100 hours community service, the victim has been approached by numerous Italian Serie A and La Liga clubs.

    • @Atrain580
      @Atrain580 5 лет назад +179

      only the elite will understand this

    • @jimmoefoe1471
      @jimmoefoe1471 5 лет назад +88

      @@Atrain580 STFU you ain't elites.
      Most football fans are deluded pussies and it's highly likely you are one too.

    • @khaliqanifowoshe751
      @khaliqanifowoshe751 5 лет назад +198

      Jim MoeFoe relax bud

    • @ThatGuyCanmanNC
      @ThatGuyCanmanNC 5 лет назад +5

    • @gabriel.6965
      @gabriel.6965 5 лет назад +23

      @@Atrain580 i didnt watch football in 10 years and understood it stfu

  • @Jeric-gq7pr
    @Jeric-gq7pr 5 лет назад +3893

    The ‘hit her in the eye’ one made me so angry. 100 hours of community service. Joke

    • @dieteticaura7343
      @dieteticaura7343 5 лет назад +202

      Eric Jenkins don’t forget the $1500 fine

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 5 лет назад +110

      I guess you need to attend anger management classes too

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 5 лет назад +151

      Did NO ONE in the court think to check the tape?

    • @eureka0521
      @eureka0521 5 лет назад +107

      @@jasonmartin4775 I'm sure they did, it still goes down as assault which is a joke. A friend of mine stole a couple butterfingers once and gave me one(I was made an accomplice). We got caught I had to do 100 hrs community service and 3 jury duty's to not have "theft" on my record for a fcking candy bar.

    • @jean-alexandre5594
      @jean-alexandre5594 5 лет назад +48

      @@eureka0521 it's still theft tho

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 4 года назад +840

    0:05 All i did was weed
    4:00 All i did was read

  • @TheSubwizzle
    @TheSubwizzle 6 лет назад +1681

    The 'homophone/homophobe' Freudian slip Ellen made was hilarious lmao

    • @Waelly17
      @Waelly17 6 лет назад +13

      Lmao thats legit what my mom would do

    • @Enrique-peralta
      @Enrique-peralta 6 лет назад +154

      The poor guy was confused. Is this a trick question you bitch?

    • @PBM24
      @PBM24 6 лет назад +1

      I didn’t get that one

    • @ewankennedy5769
      @ewankennedy5769 6 лет назад +31

      @@PBM24 homophone and homophobe are two words that mean very different things. One is words that sound similar and another is someone who hates gay people

    • @yeetman6955
      @yeetman6955 6 лет назад +14

      @@ewankennedy5769 how ironic

  • @archington1851
    @archington1851 6 лет назад +2167

    05:19 yeah forgot the eye was on the back of our heads

    • @KaraokeNig
      @KaraokeNig 6 лет назад +95

      That was common soccer dive, she did it for the team.
      Coach slapped her butt cheek on the way to the showers.

    • @mecasunny
      @mecasunny 6 лет назад +1

      Well you have at least on eye on the back...if you know what I mean..

    • @AaronUnknownPerformance
      @AaronUnknownPerformance 6 лет назад +8

      Even the major is a liar

    • @dandazed5846
      @dandazed5846 6 лет назад +13

      She must’ve been a teacher.

    • @1yearago491
      @1yearago491 6 лет назад +2

      Would explain a lot of with politicians tbh

  • @fartonaut2291
    @fartonaut2291 6 лет назад +4303

    *"Oh I said homophobe didn't I?"*

    • @antikokalis
      @antikokalis 6 лет назад +137

      I didn't get this one. Can you please explain?

    • @Havs122
      @Havs122 6 лет назад +47

      Me too

    • @koolstargirl23579
      @koolstargirl23579 6 лет назад +180

      @@antikokalis I think she was supposed to say another word than homophobe, idrk to be honest😂

    • @antikokalis
      @antikokalis 6 лет назад +422

      @Coca cola Thanx. I saw elsewhere that the word was "homophone"

    • @Okartel
      @Okartel 6 лет назад +184

      D
      And she got triggered

  • @elir.8300
    @elir.8300 4 года назад +336

    *literally anything ironic: happens*
    Executive producer: Larry David

    • @bleb2771
      @bleb2771 4 года назад +4

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @qwertty5939
      @qwertty5939 4 года назад

      @IllumiNaughty amazing joke

    • @ye-3026
      @ye-3026 4 года назад

      I wanna know from what movie that is

    • @qwertty5939
      @qwertty5939 4 года назад

      @Sum Ting Wong its from Seinfeld, I believe

    • @elir.8300
      @elir.8300 4 года назад +1

      Sum Ting Wong curb your enthusiasm

  • @johnhenderson5041
    @johnhenderson5041 6 лет назад +1192

    Back of head = eye

  • @ellyana4992
    @ellyana4992 6 лет назад +11186

    Why is this suggested when im going to sleep?

  • @haily1208
    @haily1208 5 лет назад +2792

    THAT MAN TRIED TO RAt OUT HIS WIFE ARE U KIDDING ME LMAOOOO

    • @gutwounds
      @gutwounds 5 лет назад +151

      Probably the only parent with a job so he told her to take the fall and he will keep bringing home paychecks for them

    • @70spoem
      @70spoem 5 лет назад +12

      DIVORCE

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 5 лет назад +14

      The wife STOLE it tho

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 5 лет назад +79

      It is true. I saw her. I was the metal detector.

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 5 лет назад +39

      @@gutwounds it's a joke dumb ass

  • @gunfighterdrummer
    @gunfighterdrummer 4 года назад +366

    5:00
    Imagibe getting a 1500 dollar and 100 hours community service just for fanning someones head with a magazine. Hahaha

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 4 года назад +31

      Welcome to the American legal system

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 4 года назад +35

      Imagine being arrested, charged, and found guilty for saying something rude online. Welcome to the European justice system

    • @lzasyr
      @lzasyr 4 года назад +4

      Fuck this, Canada here I come!

    • @GamingIncMasterTroll
      @GamingIncMasterTroll 4 года назад +6

      Imagibe

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 4 года назад +1

      @@GamingIncMasterTroll holy shit I didn't notice that.

  • @dewgames1862
    @dewgames1862 5 лет назад +2944

    “I’m not a rich kid”
    *Proceeds to take his mother’s Benz to school*

    • @franco0-0
      @franco0-0 5 лет назад +20

      DewGames we can see that

    • @BiggusDickus79
      @BiggusDickus79 5 лет назад +87

      I'm pretty sure he was trying to make a self aware joke. Granted he came across as a smug arsehole, but I don't think that one was a good meme.

    • @watchvideos3210
      @watchvideos3210 5 лет назад +3

      I’m pretty sure he was addressing that ppl say his mom and dad buy his clothes

    • @hunterb1435
      @hunterb1435 5 лет назад +5

      Y’all prolly don’t even know blazendary like that

    • @watchvideos3210
      @watchvideos3210 5 лет назад

      Hunter B I like some of the stuff he post but not a lot of it

  • @Murphy2043
    @Murphy2043 5 лет назад +1464

    Bookstore lady is actually pretending to be the antagonist in the movie Misery.

    • @pieterd3408
      @pieterd3408 5 лет назад +89

      I was already questioning if I was the only person who noticed that. Luckily not.

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 5 лет назад

      She was still annoying af surely she could have found a better place to pull a stunt like that people tryna have peace and quiet in the library then this bitch comes in screaming bloody muder

    • @SuperTbng
      @SuperTbng 5 лет назад +5

      Thank you

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 5 лет назад +62

      she reminded me of shrek when he started screaming at the birthday party

    • @dohnboe6323
      @dohnboe6323 5 лет назад +7

      The bookstore, what a stage.....

  • @archiesutherland6127
    @archiesutherland6127 6 лет назад +9284

    Who is Susan?

    • @towelie9073
      @towelie9073 6 лет назад +177

      Nasus

    • @no-won
      @no-won 6 лет назад +532

      It's illegal for cops to go through phones like that btw

    • @MrGEORGETHOMPS
      @MrGEORGETHOMPS 6 лет назад +53

      Insane Brain no it’s not

    • @susanb5401
      @susanb5401 6 лет назад +62

      Pretty sure its me

    • @alberto1085
      @alberto1085 6 лет назад +7

      I have no clue

  • @hsimmons7334
    @hsimmons7334 4 года назад +337

    TSA needs to get their act together, this is why people hate bag checks and searches, nobody wants people snooping through their stuff

    • @jockin
      @jockin 4 года назад +10

      But if they dont search next thing you know there will be a 9/11 #2

    • @hsimmons7334
      @hsimmons7334 4 года назад +4

      @@jockin 😬

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 4 года назад +4

      Jockin lol they TSA fail at there job

    • @MuayThaiSabaiSabai
      @MuayThaiSabaiSabai 4 года назад +9

      Jockin yea, bc people smuggle planes in their pockets.

    • @mn-vu5de
      @mn-vu5de 4 года назад +2

      @@MuayThaiSabaiSabai personally I have a little universe in my bags.

  • @tombarrett212
    @tombarrett212 6 лет назад +1081

    Dude just leaning in while shes shouting.
    "I can order it for you."
    Made my day.

    • @stockloc
      @stockloc 6 лет назад +95

      He's so helpful. He is a good cashier. I like him.

    • @Alice45894
      @Alice45894 6 лет назад +52

      And she just stands there like bitch you're ruining my moment😂

    • @Cat-vs7rc
      @Cat-vs7rc 6 лет назад +6

      poor guy

    • @kevinjohnson6549
      @kevinjohnson6549 6 лет назад +18

      Shits fake tho

    • @arronmathew7154
      @arronmathew7154 6 лет назад +12

      Sorry to say but it's a fake

  • @Crack3erG
    @Crack3erG 6 лет назад +1735

    "I can order it for you, or check if any nearby stores have it.....................................mam"

    • @euc5957
      @euc5957 6 лет назад +93

      The hero we need

    • @moomoomoomuu
      @moomoomoomuu 6 лет назад +125

      whooosh! Misery is a novel by Stephen king that consists of a woman named Annie who is obsessed with an author named Paul Sheldon, his novels revolve around a character named misery

    • @NiferWee
      @NiferWee 6 лет назад +107

      it was staged. She's part of a theatre group and this was a promo they did back in 2011

    • @jegrif123
      @jegrif123 6 лет назад +29

      Just watch the movie and you’ll get the reference, she’s impersonating Kathy Bates

    • @BeezOne84
      @BeezOne84 6 лет назад +9

      Thanks, I couldn't clearly understand what he said.

  • @its1899
    @its1899 5 лет назад +1385

    *lightly hits in the back of the head with a notebook*
    "ShE sTrUcK tHaT wOmAn In ThE eYe"

  • @jackdonohue7893
    @jackdonohue7893 4 года назад +659

    The Stephen King lady one is a skit and shouldn’t be here

    • @ilikeboys2944
      @ilikeboys2944 4 года назад +4

      Yea

    • @egg69420
      @egg69420 4 года назад +16

      But bruh it’s still funny

    • @ilikeboys2944
      @ilikeboys2944 4 года назад +8

      Big noob Me big roux
      This isn’t about being funny it’s about itony

    • @Kevin-McLaughlin
      @Kevin-McLaughlin 4 года назад

      @@egg69420 I have more roux than you

    • @darryl2542
      @darryl2542 4 года назад +6

      The Jimmy Kimmel one shouldn't, either.

  • @zaddy4829
    @zaddy4829 6 лет назад +523

    Lady that got “struck in the eye” at 5:10 would make a great soccer player

  • @aurourus6894
    @aurourus6894 6 лет назад +1621

    pretty sure that rich kid thing was a deliberate joke on his part

    • @sfuikm
      @sfuikm 6 лет назад +110

      Eltaccos Neczy No its not, do you even know what a woosh is?

    • @sfuikm
      @sfuikm 6 лет назад +2

      Eltaccos Neczy what?

    • @zab0r
      @zab0r 6 лет назад +22

      woosh

    • @karimlel4201
      @karimlel4201 6 лет назад +4

      Ciminan Woooosh

    • @cbs1n15
      @cbs1n15 6 лет назад +3

      @@karimlel4201 woosh

  • @bongo1392
    @bongo1392 6 лет назад +1133

    Oh right zoella still exists

  • @lachatnoir1127
    @lachatnoir1127 4 года назад +1106

    The girl who "wrote the book" clearly has never read due to her very limited vocabulary

    • @babatunde8557
      @babatunde8557 4 года назад +9

      That girl is actually zoella lol

    • @eirikengevik9826
      @eirikengevik9826 4 года назад +104

      ً ٍ 1. Fuck Zoella. 2. No one asked

    • @jamiekavanagh8841
      @jamiekavanagh8841 4 года назад +48

      Eirik Engevik she constantly scams her children fan base by using shit that’s not hers and selling for a blown up price like her calendar she shouldn’t be on youtube

    • @nxt5817
      @nxt5817 4 года назад +24

      Because everyone knows using big words every other word makes you smart

    • @TypetwoAbsolute
      @TypetwoAbsolute 4 года назад +36

      @@nxt5817 It does identify that you memorized a lot of words, probably by reading a lot. You would might even say they don't have a limited vocabulary. =)

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 6 лет назад +1253

    2:16 holy shit Ryan Gosling switched the envelopes.

    • @kalejuice5701
      @kalejuice5701 6 лет назад +16

      Wait, what? My dumbass keeps missing it.
      :0

    • @sorayajuste9664
      @sorayajuste9664 6 лет назад +11

      I don't see it lol😂😂😂😂

    • @ciaoboy9968
      @ciaoboy9968 6 лет назад +83

      Caleb _ I i think op means Ryan Gosling was behind the mix-up, like backstage or something.

    • @niyomi3607
      @niyomi3607 5 лет назад +4

      *Ryan ross*

    • @berylorcales408
      @berylorcales408 5 лет назад

      @@niyomi3607 lmao brendon is shaking

  • @adimitri6445
    @adimitri6445 5 лет назад +5429

    I’m not the biggest kimmel fan but it’s not like that envelope ordeal was his fault

    • @ryanbrown7440
      @ryanbrown7440 5 лет назад +447

      yeah. wasnt even the fault of the poor people who read it, they gave them the wrong envelope :(

    • @hairyputter5363
      @hairyputter5363 5 лет назад +43

      "Why can't you just keep it"
      This is what he said. 😂😂

    • @GIboy1990
      @GIboy1990 5 лет назад +174

      Can you really blame a guy that doesnt produce any origional content, and had a team of writers underneath him? The dude literally just reads a script.

    • @yoZuby
      @yoZuby 5 лет назад +19

      GIboy1990 trump supporter 😂

    • @autechrefan1395
      @autechrefan1395 5 лет назад +74

      @@yoZuby you're moronic as fuck

  • @brookoffthehook5166
    @brookoffthehook5166 5 лет назад +13591

    Just making sure you guys are watching with Wi-fi and not cellular Data

    • @ZYBERPUNKZ
      @ZYBERPUNKZ 5 лет назад +715

      BrookOffTheHook thank you brave soldier

    • @MacMac548
      @MacMac548 5 лет назад +385

      Papa bless

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 5 лет назад +340

      Thanks I checked
      I forget I turn it off sometimes if the wifi isnt working right

    • @oaso235
      @oaso235 5 лет назад +302

      not all heroes wear capes

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 лет назад +79

      (Slowly backs outta this thread)

  • @eli.325
    @eli.325 4 года назад +181

    *Gets hit in the back of head with some paper*
    *_has seizure_*

    • @Lana-ie5qy
      @Lana-ie5qy 4 года назад +2

      SHe jUst gOt hiT in tHe EYE

  • @midasvannoorden7862
    @midasvannoorden7862 4 года назад +569

    7:08 i was hoping so hard for the alarm to go of on their own iPad

  • @dedox6749
    @dedox6749 5 лет назад +169

    5:15
    That was the most extra, fake, and unnecessary fall. And then he’s gonna say “He hit her right in the eye”

    • @Potato-fw1hj
      @Potato-fw1hj 4 года назад

      Mlbb players wants to know your location.

  • @declanfraney6372
    @declanfraney6372 6 лет назад +2132

    Damn that TSA dude blaming his wife though

    • @johndoesson
      @johndoesson 6 лет назад +110

      Logical decision, trying to save himself from losing his job. My guess, hes the provider, shes the "home wife".

    • @marlonarancibia3247
      @marlonarancibia3247 6 лет назад +116

      Fucking got a job for a national agency and decided to fuck it up, serves him right.

    • @ekoms108
      @ekoms108 6 лет назад +6

      Nah. Hes gay.

    • @momobunny2456
      @momobunny2456 6 лет назад

      Declan F. Lmfao

    • @achilles_kbab
      @achilles_kbab 6 лет назад +9

      And wearing an Army shirt. What a disgrace.

  • @mjtraeger_official
    @mjtraeger_official 4 года назад +84

    "I'm not a Rich Kid™"
    **has red seatbelts**

  • @cyrilgigee4630
    @cyrilgigee4630 4 года назад +678

    DeWitt: Taps lady in back of the head.
    Lady: *falls over and starts rolling around and screaming*
    Mayor: She hit her right in the eye. Right in the eye.

    • @emperortbw402
      @emperortbw402 4 года назад +26

      A performance worthy of a European football match.

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for writing that out. We never would have discerned all of that from the video. Dumbass

    • @waterhigh
      @waterhigh 4 года назад +2

      @@fezzik7619 Someone needs a nap.

  • @jakeaveny
    @jakeaveny 5 лет назад +8158

    I feel like the curb meme was misused in a lot of these

    • @SpaceJamzzz
      @SpaceJamzzz 5 лет назад +664

      honestly like 95% of curb memes are misused :(

    • @knugenavswarje734
      @knugenavswarje734 5 лет назад +224

      somebody call the meme police

    • @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal
      @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal 5 лет назад +47

      That's right but open Instagram now, it's a really bad situation

    • @eliseo5416
      @eliseo5416 5 лет назад +41

      Only about two of the memes in this video used the meme correctly

    • @FMArose1
      @FMArose1 5 лет назад +28

      Can you please explain the right use? I sadly never understood the point they were trying to make.

  • @pandafish1437
    @pandafish1437 6 лет назад +880

    omfg this made me realise zoella still exists

    • @WildVee
      @WildVee 6 лет назад +1

      Eh she aint relevant

    • @renyputman7118
      @renyputman7118 6 лет назад +3

      fweh don’t worry beside the ridiculously overpriced advent calendar of last year you did not miss a thing. Fame really got to her

    • @jess1ca547
      @jess1ca547 6 лет назад +1

      Michael Klump zoella like most RUclipsrs works very hard and deserves everything she has people need to stop hating on her and honestly she’s one of the only RUclipsrs that still does normal videos instead of ‘burning my $1,000,000 gucci bag’ bullshit

    • @hazel5634
      @hazel5634 6 лет назад +4

      Jessica Low what is with this obsession with "deserving" and entitlement? It's a toxic mindset that's getting embedded into society. She neither deserves nor doesn't deserve all of the fame, fortune and power, she just has it. You think she works harder than people in third world; Who reap very little from their work? Shouldn't they "deserve" even more then, by your logic? It's bullshit

    • @jess1ca547
      @jess1ca547 6 лет назад

      prowlers it’s also my opinion you think zoella doesn’t deserve it and doesn’t work hard I disagree so please respect my opinion and I’ll respect yours I don’t care about what’s toxic because in my opinion all the hate comments about her are toxic

  • @cv2594
    @cv2594 4 года назад +31

    "I have snow and weed baby we party 2 a lil" Lmao they ruined his whole dam night!

  • @niklasneighbor6726
    @niklasneighbor6726 5 лет назад +1933

    *slaps woman with a paper in the back of head *
    SHE STRUCK HER IN THE EYE!

  • @iamrolfie3755
    @iamrolfie3755 6 лет назад +5963

    Elen was so triggered until she realized her accident

    • @JamieR1988
      @JamieR1988 6 лет назад +717

      Yep.
      Her face was a picture!
      She's an idiot nowadays. She used to be quite funny, but she gets offended over the littlest things and also treats people like shit if they don't agree with her. She's a bully

    • @7OwlsWithALaptop
      @7OwlsWithALaptop 6 лет назад +998

      I don't think she was triggered, it's more like she thpught that the guy was stupid and waited for the audience to laugh, only to see that nobody was laughing and from that realized her mistake.

    • @thunderz8595
      @thunderz8595 6 лет назад +44

      Jamie Reid “littlest” man some people don’t know grammar....

    • @Nicole-qe7vc
      @Nicole-qe7vc 6 лет назад +357

      ​@@JamieR1988 Haha she wasn't offended she was just confused by his answer. He didn't even say anything that could be offensive.

    • @dimazagungprakoso1941
      @dimazagungprakoso1941 6 лет назад +91

      No this is what happens if you say a word very often its automatically recorded by your brain to say those word very easily. You know she is lesbian and shit and pretty much a feminist maybe so you know they very often throw those homophobe word around to everyone

  • @edwardshaw1743
    @edwardshaw1743 5 лет назад +646

    Me: *Hits younger sibling*
    Younger sibling: 5:12

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 5 лет назад +7

      5:18 ur mom seeing u "hit" ur brother

    • @puurrrr
      @puurrrr 4 года назад

      Haha that would be my older brother

    • @aoifefitzgerald7379
      @aoifefitzgerald7379 4 года назад +1

      This is too underrated

  • @oswaldgunnifry303
    @oswaldgunnifry303 4 года назад +51

    i love that its larry who walks out in the last clip because he doesnt want to get mauled

    • @Ojj2002
      @Ojj2002 4 года назад +4

      executive producer larry david

    • @The_Torpid_Tad
      @The_Torpid_Tad 4 года назад +4

      @@Ojj2002 Absolutely no one commented about that!

    • @joerogansdmtpipe727
      @joerogansdmtpipe727 4 года назад

      @@The_Torpid_Tadexactly! Like wtf that’s executive producer Larry David 😂 that’s where the damn outdo comes from , his show

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 7 месяцев назад

      @@The_Torpid_Tad Huh? That's the only reason the clip is in there. It isn't even a curb momento. No one commented about it because it's obvious.

  • @coolmetin02
    @coolmetin02 6 лет назад +421

    I was actually about to sleep and saw the title and had to watch it.

  • @rk3340
    @rk3340 6 лет назад +1340

    5:10 rare footage of Neymar’s grandma

  • @Drum3rboi3838
    @Drum3rboi3838 6 лет назад +1836

    the fat girl in the library is actually her imitating a character from the stephen king book/movie misery. good movie

    • @iLoafCallumKay
      @iLoafCallumKay 6 лет назад +292

      I laugh my ass off everytime somebody thinks it's real XD

    • @BoBBaB0oN
      @BoBBaB0oN 6 лет назад +276

      well, she is fat.

    • @jimnosnow4484
      @jimnosnow4484 6 лет назад +100

      There were lots of girls in the library. Might not have known which one they meant. You assumed which one they meant so you’re as bad.

    • @Drum3rboi3838
      @Drum3rboi3838 6 лет назад +10

      @@MagiskAntirrhinum ok?

    • @vallinbenjamin4873
      @vallinbenjamin4873 6 лет назад +55

      xXRyoko GimaXx Actually, she's fat as fuck ...

  • @forexsniper6061
    @forexsniper6061 4 года назад +111

    8:08 I want be an Aryan and that is my final solution to this question

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 4 года назад +46

      I did Nazi that coming

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 4 года назад +5

      Steven Friedman I was not prepared for your reply

    • @crazyk2600
      @crazyk2600 4 года назад +1

      I am an Aryan

    • @beaubigd8153
      @beaubigd8153 4 года назад

      What does Aryan mean

    • @DanishThug29
      @DanishThug29 4 года назад +3

      Beau BigD master race, it’s this nazi ideology that essentially means that that Germans and other Europeans are the top racial hierarchy. They believe they are superior to other races.

  • @AfendZz
    @AfendZz 5 лет назад +2447

    The priest shown at 8:18 is the 3rd highest ranking catholic and head of the catholic church in Australia. He was just convicted of Pedophilia last week.

    • @Jordan22220
      @Jordan22220 5 лет назад +81

      It's a hit job. He's innocent

    • @giahuy7109
      @giahuy7109 5 лет назад +19

      Jordan Robertson what is hit job?

    • @asupremum1246
      @asupremum1246 5 лет назад +272

      Religious people are the biggest sinners.

    • @HeyoitGeo
      @HeyoitGeo 5 лет назад +5

      Fern Benjamin yes and just got 6 years I think

    • @LE0NSKA
      @LE0NSKA 5 лет назад +25

      wow. I'm so surprised

  • @luminous488
    @luminous488 6 лет назад +167

    5:40 when a rich person lightly bumps into you

  • @rell6837
    @rell6837 6 лет назад +2291

    6:13
    *"Ma'am?"*

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 6 лет назад +15

      You okay?

    • @Centre14
      @Centre14 6 лет назад +9

      TJ2LJ i didn't get it. what was happening?

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 6 лет назад +12

      He was quoting the employee

    • @Centre14
      @Centre14 6 лет назад +7

      《REÐJIVE》 i mean why was the lady angry

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 6 лет назад +3

      I have that same question

  • @SailorTeam
    @SailorTeam 4 года назад +41

    “Do YoU mAkE KoOlAiD?”👁👄👁

    • @AWOIYAH9five
      @AWOIYAH9five 4 года назад +5

      The little girls reaction killed me😂

    • @marcus3173
      @marcus3173 Месяц назад

      What did he mean by that?

    • @mikeoxmal805
      @mikeoxmal805 19 дней назад

      ​@@marcus3173 yeah I wasn't sure either

  • @getrektmemes1883
    @getrektmemes1883 6 лет назад +391

    Lightly taps woman on head
    *F I N E D*

    • @princess1peach
      @princess1peach 6 лет назад +1

      That's Americans
      Were full of 😾

    • @stephanie6665
      @stephanie6665 6 лет назад

      GetRektMeme I guess that kid who threw a paper ball at me should be FINDED

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka 5 лет назад

      Nah dude she *struck* her in the eye
      Clearly

    • @allroundhistory7051
      @allroundhistory7051 5 лет назад

      Igneeka yea lol😛

  • @OmegaChase1002
    @OmegaChase1002 5 лет назад +1613

    > hits her in the back of the head extremely lightly.
    > accused of striking her in the eye super hard.
    what, is that persons eyes in the back of her head?

    • @minecr4ft1z
      @minecr4ft1z 5 лет назад +8

      just like my mom used to say

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 5 лет назад +15

      if you're going to hit anyone, lightly or not, you shouldn't have that job

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 5 лет назад +49

      @@DaveDexterMusic
      They still way overreacted.

    • @GiulianoM14
      @GiulianoM14 5 лет назад +5

      White middle aged women, yes.

    • @jayem7773
      @jayem7773 5 лет назад +2

      That takes the phrase "I've got eyes in the back of my head" to a new level. 😑

  • @jordanhubbard1329
    @jordanhubbard1329 6 лет назад +380

    “Hit her right in the eye!”

    • @1256778
      @1256778 6 лет назад

      Jordan Hubbard
      *slaps back of head instead*

    • @juicythirsty7836
      @juicythirsty7836 6 лет назад +1

      i love how the person that got hit fell and started to freak out on the floor.

    • @Bomberfish795
      @Bomberfish795 6 лет назад

      @@juicythirsty7836 slowly I might add lmao

  • @caterpillerr
    @caterpillerr 4 года назад +29

    *Literally lives as if he were in GTA and was given modded money*
    “I try not to live my life thinking about money because money doesn’t make me happy.”

  • @XavierMcQueen
    @XavierMcQueen 5 лет назад +530

    3:10
    “Do you make Kool-Aid?”
    The sarcastic look and shit eating grin that kid gives HAHAHA

    • @Filip-jo3gd
      @Filip-jo3gd 5 лет назад +3

      what is kool aid

    • @XavierMcQueen
      @XavierMcQueen 5 лет назад +69

      Filip911 911 Kool-Aid is a brand of juice that has stereotypical association with black people.

    • @eatmyphatphuckingass
      @eatmyphatphuckingass 5 лет назад +44

      @@Filip-jo3gd its a stereotype cause get it all black people are poor and buy shitty cheap "juice"

    • @eatmyphatphuckingass
      @eatmyphatphuckingass 5 лет назад +45

      @soflay turtles its sarcasm dumbass, im fucking black too

    • @eatmyphatphuckingass
      @eatmyphatphuckingass 5 лет назад +15

      @soflay turtles stfu lmao

  • @thatcece08
    @thatcece08 5 лет назад +1413

    3:20 “do you make Kool- aid”
    How outta pocket is that 😭
    And bElla knew 😭😭

    • @KmLa7
      @KmLa7 5 лет назад +2

      Cierra Downing lmaooooo

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 5 лет назад +106

      Was it necessarily racial though? He might just drink it with his cobbler.

    • @olic.4141
      @olic.4141 5 лет назад +69

      TheTaterTotP80 seemed racial

    • @angelherrera5240
      @angelherrera5240 5 лет назад +18

      TheTaterTotP80 kool aid sucks water is better

    • @zoffdestinygames
      @zoffdestinygames 5 лет назад +30

      I don´t get the joke here xd

  • @paolobrigante1761
    @paolobrigante1761 5 лет назад +1495

    No one:
    *Man comes in with wild cat*
    Larry David: aight I’m a head out.

    • @holdencommodorehsv
      @holdencommodorehsv 5 лет назад +42

      Smart man fk what others think sense danger I'm out

    • @theoroost5823
      @theoroost5823 5 лет назад +4

      That isnt a cat..

    • @julianarias5616
      @julianarias5616 5 лет назад +22

      Definitely a cat, look up the definition of Felidae

    • @318ci
      @318ci 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah it's hard to be a head out these days

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 лет назад

      Honestly same tho

  • @isaacschmidt1359
    @isaacschmidt1359 4 года назад +49

    She was just doing the monologue from “Misery”!

    • @myspareaccount8113
      @myspareaccount8113 3 года назад

      I know and so many people are posting the video without giving that context. Its so annoying just do some research people

    • @GODSPEE.
      @GODSPEE. 10 месяцев назад

      It’s also literally the actor

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 7 месяцев назад

      @@GODSPEE. What actor? If you think that's Kathy Bates from the movie Misery, you're wrong.

    • @GODSPEE.
      @GODSPEE. 7 месяцев назад

      @@92brunod yeah ur right, it’s a fan imitating the character

  • @LittleThings98
    @LittleThings98 6 лет назад +782

    Nobody comments about the guy who stole the fcking IPad 💀

  • @raprot7829
    @raprot7829 6 лет назад +287

    I respect your crediting of the original uploaders of the individual memes.

    • @CrAzY6tothe6
      @CrAzY6tothe6 6 лет назад +4

      Raprot Gaming2 i just noticed that. I too got respect for this channel

    • @AreyouReggae
      @AreyouReggae 6 лет назад +3

      very true indeed

    • @TheV-Man
      @TheV-Man 6 лет назад +4

      👏👏👏 meme respect👏👏👏

  • @softsix
    @softsix 6 лет назад +140

    *Vera DeWitt just struck a woman in the EYE*

  • @Deedeedoodad
    @Deedeedoodad 4 года назад +75

    zoella’s book was by far the worst 15 dollars my 12 year old self has ever bought

  • @Snowclimb
    @Snowclimb 5 лет назад +488

    6:03
    GIVE THAT MAN A RAISE... NO A PROMATION. *GIVE HIM THE ENTIRE STORE HES SO NICE AND FUNNY*

    • @josephtaylor1009
      @josephtaylor1009 5 лет назад +32

      thesnowbaccagamer I can order it for you

    • @fionabrennan9148
      @fionabrennan9148 5 лет назад +14

      Wait do you know what he said? Haha cause I couldn’t understand him for some reason.

    • @mrflibble1259
      @mrflibble1259 5 лет назад +55

      @@fionabrennan9148 "I can order it for you, or see if another store nearby might have it"

    • @fionabrennan9148
      @fionabrennan9148 5 лет назад +1

      Mr Flibble Ah, okay. Thanks lol!

    • @DarkBoishere
      @DarkBoishere 5 лет назад +5

      Now he's the king of wakanda

  • @spawnoftacobell1644
    @spawnoftacobell1644 6 лет назад +8307

    “ *Gets tapped on the head* “
    *Dramatically rolls onto the floor*
    Edit: Wtf people how many of you actually liked reading my sorry excuse of humour?

  • @_mchy
    @_mchy 6 лет назад +1280

    $1,500 fine for a “hit” in the back of the head.
    Damn, if i my parents could pay me $1,500 for every time they hit me, I’d be rich. 😂🤠

    • @Partyfreaker
      @Partyfreaker 6 лет назад +62

      I guess they never miss, huh?

    • @_mchy
      @_mchy 6 лет назад +31

      Partyfreakers you gotta boyfriend I bet he doesn’t kiss ya

    • @suhdude9560
      @suhdude9560 6 лет назад +12

      @@_mchy MWAH

    • @tjayb1106
      @tjayb1106 6 лет назад +10

      He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

    • @imsorrydbw
      @imsorrydbw 6 лет назад +2

      B*tches Broken Hearts id be able to pay America's taxes

  • @adenarrington7607
    @adenarrington7607 4 года назад +39

    6:00 is an act. She is talking about Paul Sheldon from the movie Misery

  • @500bordenz
    @500bordenz 6 лет назад +876

    Woman: QUIT. INTERRUPTING ME.
    *they stop interrupting her*
    Woman: that's all.
    I think they should've stopped there, that would be funnier

    • @PairsOfDuals
      @PairsOfDuals 5 лет назад +31

      I think it was just edited like that just to show the conflict between the two. I don't think she actually went straight from, "Quit interrupting me," to, "That's all."

    • @jas6919
      @jas6919 5 лет назад

      PairsOfDuals i think she did

  • @vlycae
    @vlycae 6 лет назад +268

    first day of school on monday. it’s 3 am. i should be fixing my sleep schedule. you’ve done amazing julie

    • @dsend_
      @dsend_ 6 лет назад

      peachy druggie rofl same dude

    • @stitchvon1500
      @stitchvon1500 6 лет назад +6

      i feel so bad for you god forbid someone should start school this early

    • @TheHideout0
      @TheHideout0 6 лет назад

      peachy druggie i can relate to this

    • @hitsblunt5584
      @hitsblunt5584 6 лет назад

      Whispering “burn you’re school down”

    • @nothingtosee8828
      @nothingtosee8828 6 лет назад

      sameeee

  • @sumaiyazaman8126
    @sumaiyazaman8126 6 лет назад +2570

    WTF, I feel so bad for the woman going to be put in the anger management class for nothing. The other woman should be put in an anatomy class, I think.

    • @Masterscheffe
      @Masterscheffe 6 лет назад +119

      just don't touch other people nor annoy them with your stupid shit.

    • @ImperatorClass
      @ImperatorClass 6 лет назад +69

      Who gives a Fuck how over the top she was, don't assault someone.

    • @abc-eb4zh
      @abc-eb4zh 6 лет назад +49

      Yeah that was a bit of an over the top punishment

    • @smackbarm_peywet6533
      @smackbarm_peywet6533 6 лет назад +60

      jesse watt im sorry but wtf world are you living in where touching the back of somones head with paper is assault. bet you're the guy in the video that said "she hit her in the eye" fucking pussy

    • @tacotikki251
      @tacotikki251 6 лет назад +14

      Jesse Watt how about you learn what assault is.

  • @sxysteve87
    @sxysteve87 4 года назад +21

    Girl in the bookstore was acting. She is being the character from the book misery looking for the book misery.

  • @Saddiesinclaire
    @Saddiesinclaire 5 лет назад +924

    The rich kid thing.... i cant
    Edit: that woman who got “hit in the eye” reminds me of soccer players

    • @DutchBane
      @DutchBane 5 лет назад +14

      We call it doing the neymar

    • @mugdhachowdhury5984
      @mugdhachowdhury5984 5 лет назад +10

      It's called football. Go bacc to kitchen.

    • @rupinderscurrypot7614
      @rupinderscurrypot7614 5 лет назад +1

      @@mugdhachowdhury5984 ayyyyy and you mean school shooters need to go back to their country

    • @pirat6911
      @pirat6911 5 лет назад +1

      Football***

    • @TheSands83
      @TheSands83 5 лет назад +1

      James harden

  • @DiamondButter
    @DiamondButter 6 лет назад +509

    How did RUclips know to recommend me this at 3AM?

  • @glacefeale9212
    @glacefeale9212 6 лет назад +304

    I have to admit it is a good compilation

  • @uwuowo5799
    @uwuowo5799 4 года назад +24

    5:12 When your sibling hits you and your mom is in the room

  • @visibleconfusion9894
    @visibleconfusion9894 6 лет назад +6092

    the TSA people can take stuff like that and get away with it?
    thats really messed up

    • @jkid1134
      @jkid1134 6 лет назад +73

      If I leave my iPad in the airport the first person who finds it will take it??

    • @bullfrog098
      @bullfrog098 6 лет назад +1

      Dude tf last I saw you, you had 4k subs

    • @akaherb8815
      @akaherb8815 6 лет назад +87

      W O W W H A T A N O R I G I N A L I D E A F O R A C H A N N E L

    • @dr.funkenstein9790
      @dr.funkenstein9790 6 лет назад +5

      That’s the government for you

    • @obisidianusyuh9721
      @obisidianusyuh9721 6 лет назад +7

      Just subbed keep up the good content dude. 👍

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 5 лет назад +826

    8:00 “how... how high is the United States?”
    Not as high as you are, buddy

    • @mjstc7893
      @mjstc7893 5 лет назад +34

      Can you explain what was was wrong with his statement? I can't understand what he was saying.

    • @Noxlla
      @Noxlla 5 лет назад +90

      He said he wanted to go high enough above the United States to become an air-ian, which sounds like Aryan which was used a long time ago to depict “a master race of non-Jewish caucasians”.

    • @johnnywhiteshoe
      @johnnywhiteshoe 5 лет назад +2

      @@Noxlla it's still used, bro lol i mean, it was used a long time ago. it still is, but it used to be too

    • @niklasneighbor6726
      @niklasneighbor6726 5 лет назад +6

      Im sure if aliens fucked up our gravity and made floating islands, this would be decided

    • @niklasneighbor6726
      @niklasneighbor6726 5 лет назад

      zimThuet BTW, could you not shoot when people storm Area 51? Thanks, it would make the raid easier.
      (Even tho 1 guard wouldn’t make much difference)

  • @trumpetplayer3002
    @trumpetplayer3002 5 лет назад +168

    5:47 was an act based upon the book "Misery" by Stephen King

  • @UncleYis
    @UncleYis 4 года назад +112

    Who else is actually watching this instead of sleeping

  • @bufuhl1869
    @bufuhl1869 5 лет назад +189

    I literally watch this instead of sleeping

  • @keianucharlize
    @keianucharlize 5 лет назад +475

    Women:do I what?
    Man:MaKe KoOl-AiD
    *girl side eyes the camera*

    • @keeperkai999
      @keeperkai999 5 лет назад +30

      "Sigh~It's happening again...This white dude is destroying his career on TV..."

    • @wilsomwilliams6945
      @wilsomwilliams6945 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah,pls explain this one to me

    • @kabir8371
      @kabir8371 5 лет назад +8

      Wilsom Williams bcos she black

    • @dr.inkwell1070
      @dr.inkwell1070 5 лет назад +8

      @@Riles07 it is literally the same thing

    • @dr.inkwell1070
      @dr.inkwell1070 5 лет назад +9

      @@Riles07 no, dick, it is the SAME THING. They are both racist remarks, maybe they have different origins, but its LITERALLY EXACTLY the same thing.

  • @James-sk3nm
    @James-sk3nm 6 лет назад +2074

    Taps back of head with piece of paper
    *$1500 FINE*

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 6 лет назад +36

      Yeah but what’s the point of doing this as a professional anyway

    • @cazek445
      @cazek445 6 лет назад +1

      VIPER ASSASSIN welcome to the Netherlands

    • @achilles_kbab
      @achilles_kbab 6 лет назад +26

      If the person that hit her had been a man, he would've been arrested for assault

    • @James-sk3nm
      @James-sk3nm 6 лет назад +8

      @@achilles_kbab yeah then a bunch of feminists would react

    • @austinearle4698
      @austinearle4698 6 лет назад +14

      She got hit in the eye