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“Try some Horton brand *burn* water”
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Great rebranding for something that was originally floor detergent.
Yeah, I dropped my phone laughing
Right when I read this he said that
I read this the SAME EXACT time he said it!! 😱🤯😂😂
Old man was a dentist. Filled me in that it was the brushing, not the goo that is really important. The goo just makes it more pleasant.
Also, yes, he got those phone calls. "Would you recommend...?" and it is all in the way they word it. "Would you recommend to patients that they brush with over not brushing at all?" Well, yeah. "There you have it folks! 9/10 dentists recommend brushing with brand x!" Makes you wonder about the 1.
I scrolled way too much to find some interesting facts about what to do and the truth of things. Thanx!
Yeah or having the dentist to recommend several different brands
What about brushing it after each meal, and not eating afterwards?
Would that help
Seth.. your comment is freaking priceless!!!!
Rage bot
What the host is trying to do
1 explain what the product is in a literal way
2 show how they market the thingy
3 tell us he is roger
he almost faild the third one
rip spelling
Youngboy
He's who now?
Number 3 is the most important part.
Aaron Smith why
This guy is slowly turning me into a hipster.
pedrogim jukalon yea
Capitalism
fucking this, he make me quite coffee, cigarrette, consume less sugar and now I ain't gonna brush my teeth aparently
@@viniciuscampos6694 You can brush your teeth with Miswak. Its a herb twig. Brush it with salt and cloves.
I mean who wouldn't. This guy is a literal caricature/honest depiction of unfettered capitalism
"We can't afford that s***!". I'm dead.
RIP
Rest in Pepparoni
@@arnbloodbound3650 God wants crusades, God wants Jihad.
Yup, the mouse will come collecting that check
@@ethnicleanserberg7975 Do you even know what Jihad means?
Fun fact; Listerine started out as floor cleaner. Then it was an antiseptic. And then mouthwash. The recipe has not changed in the better part of a century.
Funny you say that. I just moved into my dad's house since he passed away. Obviously all his stuff is left and he had some awful tasting antiseptic mouthwash I used it to clean the toilet. It smelled good just didn't taste good. Worked well!
My dentist once told me that, "tooth paste is like shark repellent. It doesn't really do anything, but it makes you feel better." Best dentist I ever had.
So what you clean your teeth with
@@aDm219Toothbrush. The brushing is the important part
“Motherfucking Jesus goo”
I was dying
Yes.
*Megasudsy Sparklefuck Jesus Gel
ALMIGHTY GOD will not be mocked.
@@starlite556 are you talking about me?
@@starlite556 I agree
how about if the government was honest ? now that's a good one
fatman6647
That would be the best. I believe it could be made in a series too...
I would love to see that
Too much to cover
@@royk.8481 Trump*
@@royk.8481 Not sure if this is bait...
No one cuts the Roge off short
Heads will roll!
As a Great Depression child my mother used baking soda to clean her teeth. She had perfect teeth.
@Mr.Muffinman it's a period in time when the USA was at a horrible loss with money.
@Mr.Muffinman Just want to say, keep your curiosity, keep learning, and keep asking questions! It's only when you stop learning is when you stop living your best life.
Mary Cahill bicarb soda or charcoal is all you need.
Mr.Muffinman idiot!!! 🤦♂️ bumba clat!
@@vladimiralvarez1162 One of these things is not like the other...
People who brush their teeth without wetting their toothbrushes.....are you ok ??
I cant speak for all of us, but I am mad as a hatter
I never so much as thought of any other way of doing it. So, yes I'm ok.
It's called, "dry brushing".
Yes I'm okay my mouth is wet enough since I'm not 80. Wetting the brush or tooth paste just waters it down and makes it even weaker than it already is.
@@CalvinJary probably doesn't weaken it enough to make a difference though, right?
I guess Cracked missed the memo: Happy Birthday is public domain as of last year.
zeke1220 seriously? that's awesome
I scrolled down a bit and didn't see any mention of it so I figured I might as well be the one
I'm not sure why. but it sounded like dudevwas humming 'here comes the bride' instead of happy birthday
Not only that but the tune has always public domain. Just the lyrics were copyrighted. (Also came here looking to be part of correcting crew).
zeke1220 know what jokes are?
How about 'If razor ads were honest'?
I hope they do that one. I'd definitely be looking forward to it.
all blades for alll razors are made by the same compagny
Roger on a scooter? I'm down.
and shaving foam/gel/oil
They were created and used media and movies to pretend "clean shaven" is the way to go, although throughout history beards have been common and often seen as a great distinguisher. And those little nicks ya those are due to our faulty blade, but we'll try and blame with terms like "diagonal cutting" while ignoring that anyone who shaves can easily have a grown in hair and that's just a side note to being beautiful and clean..you know the last few years have sought to destroy the beard movement with clean tests.
Here is another fact: the reality is the amount “needed” is the size of a pea, but ads always show the amount resembling a 🐛 .
I’m proud of myself for slowly reducing the amount of toothpaste I use per brushing session
Toothpaste companies have also increased the size of the hole in the tube over the decades so you're encouraged to squeeze out much more toothpaste. I saw one from the early 1900s that just had a slot of an opening so you could cover the whole brush with just a thin layer of paste.
Try brushing with just water and a medium firm brush.
I'm using only a pea size on my kids. Saving millions of dollars.
@@dustykolkin6215 much better idea to use tooth paste. This video definitely has inaccuracies, it's a fact that fluoride reinforces the enamel of your teeth to prevent tooth decay and reacts with bacteria cell walls to weaken and kill certain harmful bacteria common in human mouths.
Sure, there are other ways to achieve similar results, but you don't need to jump ship because of a poorly researched youtube video.
It’s amazing how the simple use of the word “goo” can change your idea drastically instead of “paste”
If you're that easily influenced by words you are one simple person
@@MargaritaMagdalena most of us are easily influences by most things subconsciously you just don't notice.
@@KikogamerJ2 My idea of toothpaste didn't change because this guy called it "goo".
Seems like a 5 year old way to speak paste, very cute
@@MargaritaMagdalena If you're completely unaware of your own preconceptions regarding imagery based on language then that is fine. Those with a lack of self-awareness are generally much happier in life. Ignorance is bliss. However, don't imagine you can go around insulting strangers for being more self aware than you are without making a literal mockery of how others in turn perceive you. Replying to someone in the simplest possible way while calling them simple was already a demonstration enough of your lack of ability to think beyond a kindergarten level. No need to add so heavily to the demonstration.
You forgot to mention the part where only a "pea sized" portion of toothpaste is required to effectively deliver the required fluoride (not all municipalities have it in drinking water) when every toothpaste commercial ever shows at least 4x that much on the brush. The size of a toothpaste tube opening is actually federally regulated because of the ridiculously huge amounts of toothpaste that the companies tried to get people to believe was normal.
@@analogeit Regulated or not, peasized is enough fluoride.
I use more because I live on a farm. Our water has no fluoride
@@timbrown3666 Why do you think you need Fluoride?
@@Fross-888 To clean teeth. That's what is in toothpaste
@@timbrown3666 Since when? Since you are already on a video that is about the bullcrap about toothpaste I recommend you dig into the Fluoride subject. Do you really trust the health advice from big corporations that make make money off of you being sick? ;)
But be honest, you don't want your breath to smell like trash?
It wouldnt if you eat healthy
The Man With No Name i dont know what it is but when i eat organic food i mean organic no what they sell in the US; in the morning qhen i wake up my mouth isnt bitter etc it feels as if i brushed. About bacteria yes most definitely have them. Even in our faces and our faces dont smell bad.
Noe Tobar I was eating salads everyday and my breath was awful, my burps smelt like farts, no idea what you're on about.
Ethorbit burps smelling like fart lol come from inside the stomach.. not you teeth. You probably was eating subway salads 🙈 or walmart bag saldas.. those salads are contaminated.
@@noetobar5018 um... Hey stupid, Google will tell you that the bacteria return to the previoys level in MINUTES after brushing and mouthwash. So what is the point? Bad breath is from bad diet and smoking. Drink water and eat organic meat and.... No bad breath. Historically people ate much less sugar, no dentists or bushing and teeth where fine.
Uhmm, doesnt the teeth and mouth become acidic due to breakdown of starch in the mouth due to salivary amylase.. and the basic nature of the mouth goo (ph of 10) neutralises it?
Thats what i learnt in pre med
Jagan Joseph shhhhhh mindlessly listen to Rodger even though he didn't present any facts just said some funny things
So... just sloshing it around in your mouth a bit is enough?
You know what is far more efficient in reducing your mouth Ph drinking water. You know what you wouldn't do while your mouth is acidic and therefor your teeth more sensitive to abrasion? brush your teeth. especially not when you have fluoride in the toothpaste because the acidity in your mouth means that fluoride will will turn into hydrogfluride witch eats trough glass.
Jelle Wijckmans just because something would eat through glass doesn't mean it will eat through teeth. .-.
Jelle Wijckmans First statement is partially true.. but plaque builds up and it should be brushed away.. but not as soon as you finish eating..
As for the 2nd statement..
Hydrogen flouride (HF) is a weak acid due to strong attraction between H and F.
So bond dissociation enthalpy will be high.
And i thought learning chemistry in pre med was going to be a waste..
Apparently i was mistaken
"The pain let's you know that no one knows whether it's working..."
I am a dentist who is doing postgraduate study in Dentistry if you clean your teeth with toothbrush and water would give the same results of preventing caries like brushing with toothpaste
Meshal Alonazi
Wait, are you saying that's the case or you're researching to see if it is?
Meshal Alonazi I call bullshit though.
Cam you link some studies please
But isn't toothpaste an abrasive, which scrapes your teeth? That could be good and bad.
If you're currently doing the study than you can't come to any conclusions as of now. Even after you do others will need to see if they can replicate your results to see if they are valid.
pretty sure Listerine was originally FLOOR CLEANER.
IntegrityRC I never tried it looks like piss
Yeah I think so, I used it and it burned the skin inside of my mouth sooo bad it hurt for days
Nope... it's probably fluoroantimonic acid...
IntegrityRC Actually, I think originally it was a douche. No kidding.
IntegrityRC Yup. Adam Conover proved it.
When he said “Hortons antiseptic burn water” I literally sprayed the drink out of my mouth.
Crown Arboriculture When I am watching something funny I have to stop eating or drinking. Too many comments about people spitting Pepsi all over keyboards or such when watching Gabriel Iglesias.
Were u drinking Listerine?
Solid video, but who swallows their mouthwash? 🤮
Yeah I mean I'm pretty sure the instructions say don't swallow
Drunks who are out of liquor.
I think you mean antiseptic burn water
@@crowvelle dude did this in bootcamp n one in our division could buy after that.
Don't know about you, but at least I use vodka as a mouth wash twice a day.
Does it work? I don't know, but at least it makes me happier.
I brush my teeth with sulfuric acid. My teeth are so clean they're invisible!
I did it too. Really really hard on the gums. But you get used to it.
Looool🤣
And that's how Gollum came into existence
Hate to see that toothbrush
🤣🤣🤣
Flavored Burn Water, lmfao
It's the same as alcohol except alcohol burns & scars your liver.
I don't think Cracked is allowed to say that though...
Laughing while I just spirit spit squirt with my own tongue. When he said that. 😂 it's a super power!
Ljink You have four hundred and twenty likes...
I thought it said bum water
Ljink mint flavored vodka that you shouldn't drink
Roger is the best part of cracked
Skyler Schvaneveldt I only like him.
I love how in all of these videos he never actually calls the product by its actual name
What pisses me off most, is if you want just basic functional toothpaste without all the extra shit put into it, you have to pay like FIVE TIMES MORE. For the same product WITH LESS THINGS MIXED IN IT!! *HAARRUMPH!!*
That's not bought as much so it's more expensive to produce.
Just use baking soda. Strengthens and whitens teeth. Its literally all you need. Put a drop of mint extract on the brush for a nice minty flavor.
Baking soda is cheap and so is the natural mouth wash I use I mean compared to the good mouth wash
There's tons of natural toothpaste recipes online. They're really easy and cheap.
"We can't afford that shit." lol, yeah happy birthday is copyrighted.
Thiru at least someone got it
Thought for sure they public domain-ed it years ago.
It is public domain
It is not copyrighted and more. And the original copyright was questionable. People used it all the time.
Too bad that the copyright for the birthday song expired last year. So hum away.
Yeah, that's a strange oversight. It was officially declared public domain (in the US) by a Federal court last June.
The joke lives on. Now it is public domain people can start singing it and make fun of how stupid it was to have this copyrighted
Thiago R. Silva record labels at its finest
"Mouthbone Sand" is a good name for a band.
Brushing your teeth definitely has benefits. It's more the brushing action breaking up plaques and trapped food than anything in the toothpaste itself. The toothpaste mostly just makes it not taste like nasty tooth buildup.
Fun fact: “Colgate” means “hang yourself” in Spanish
Latino here, can confirm!
@loboblaquinegro That's formal Spanish. Colgate is casual or informal Spanish.
I got an Oral-B commercial before watching this
This “commercial” actually made me want to brush my teeth
I just want to make a solid gold idol in his honour....and then advertise it so that people will buy mini versions of his likeness. I'll also cheat my customers by only gold-*plating* clay Roger figures instead of it being totally gold.
Isagail Carshuen
it's what Roger would want.
Garret LeBuis Exactly.
Isagail Carshuen is Roger a Ferengi?
king78802 But "honor" makes no sense.
king78802 I know it's how Americans spell it.
I'm just saying Americans are wrong :^P
The honest ads are my fav series from Cracked. They're hilarious!! 😂😂😂
Make a "if feminine products or adult diapers were honest"! Or if "ED ads were honest"! Those would be insanely funny! 😂
KoRnChic He did Viagra ads.
Adult diaper ads? Are you for real? They're like, a thing that exists for real in this world?
are you for real? Yes, they are. As people get older they lose control of their bowels sometimes. Hence you have Depends.
as someone that didn't brush his teeth for like 20 years. let me tell you do it.
Pics?
What was your diet like? A lot of raw foodists recon it's people's diets but I ate a raw diet for a while and still needed to brush my teeth
Mickel Ntek How do you even do that?
Hey. They didn't say not to brush your teeth, what they say is toothpaste isn't required.
Has your car brush her teeth in 15+ years it's been alive? Does she have any problems? You just eat too much sugary stuff.
How to descend into madness
1st step : watch Vsauce
2nd step : watch honest ads
Third step : Adam ruins everything
Fourth step: ( Also the deepest circle of Dante's inferno) Patriot Act by Hasan Minhaj.
I got a toothpaste ad before this vid
Meme Machine Got a sprint ad before the cell phone company one. Because the algorithms are clearly trolls ☺
They're already in your brain!
The plan is that you buy real quick before watching the video.
Meme Machine You get toothpaste ads? How capitalistic is your country? Over here toothpaste is toothpaste, besides those extremely expensive toothpastes.
Many many toothpaste ads in america. Like 50 different choices of toothpaste at the grocery store.
if business was a person it would be Roger
Roger Waters
My absolute favourite! Please do a piece on the funeral industry. They prey on the guilt, grief, and shock of those who have lost a loved one. C'mon Roger, tell us the truth about it.
plicketyplunk I saw a sign that said Not Your Average Funeral Home
The trick to getting the last little bit out is to cut the end off.
And for the last two or three times you dip the toothbrush right in there.
Take it from me I am turbo cheap.
Neat
Nah. I'm actually totally fine with letting a little bit go waste.
Or better yet someone else can cut it and use it the last three times.
Cheap but still had enough to buy the turbo, eh?
@@jimthar17
👍🤣
Actually Happy Birthday is public domain now.
I think the joke is Roger is so cheap he won't even allow public domain songs in his videos😁
My favorite mouth bone paste is the kind that numbs the sensitivity indicating a cavity. That way the opening of my digestive tract can rot in blissful ignorance while I binge on Netflix and meth ;)
It's always a pleasure to wake up in the morning and get Rogered while still on the toilet
Chris Strong Just make sure you brush afterwards 😉
since flushing it down (are we talking #1 or #2?) might create a lovely spray of bacteria all over your bathroom, maybe you should consider brushing beforehand??
And while you are sat there you can use the toilet brush to brush your teeth.
This has to be a added to the verbs list😂
What I know is I was terrible about brushing my teeth when I was younger. Got a punch of cavities. As I got older I brushed and flossed my teeth regularly. No cavities. I think it is pretty obvious it works. Not sure why they imply it might not....
cause there are many people who barely brush and never got any sort of tooth problems at all. meanwhile others brush and still get cavities
@@teppet4119 I am 90% sure this has to do with individual diet. If you would skip flour and industrial sugar, eat plenty of abrasive foods, e.g. seeds, you won't need to brush your teeth. But guess what is harder to do, having a diet nothing around you supports (restaurants etc.) and is quite costly, or brushing your teeth twice per day?
NO... "MEGA-SUDSY-SPARKLE-F*KING-JESUS TOOTHPASTE" ...DYING :D :D
Blasphemous
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. Exodus 20 7 KJV
Jesus gel*
@@brucedressel8873 Yeah I doubt you've not used to Lord's name in vain. Hypocrite. Go judge your own sins.
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My dentist said not to buy market toothpaste since it's just foam and scratches your teeth. Suggested buying from pharmacy proper paste
@The Man With No Name whats your point , mr missignname?
@@jasonsteves734 there's no point. You will see more pointless comments over and over again on the internet. Western world is going through degradation day by day. You will only see more meaningless comments in the future.
@@korana6308 shut up, you're not adam
@The Man With No Name Idk if u are being sarcastic or not but teeth isn't bone, its enamel
@@malikelshabazz3192 lol the whole tooth isn't made of enamel
I've been binging these for the last few days. This is my favorite so far.
You don't brush your teeth?
I used to get about three cavities a year. Then I started thoroughly brushing and flossing once before bed, and flossing and removing gunk from my teeth when eating messy food, and I can go a decade without a cavity now.
If the scented Candle Industry was honest.
I mean $24 for 22 oz of wax in a glass jar ....
REALLY????
Also, they stink.
and if its the kind it evaporates, it is toxic.
I like that meme of Yankee candle shooting star scent and it says ' tell me what the fuck a shooting star smells of' or something like that, well maybe that's why they're so expensive as they actually pay an astronaut to sniff a shooting star, they do have some pretty wacky scents.
But society will buy it because it is s c e n t e d
If the church don't have it I don't want it
Anyone else secretly feeling kind of vindicated right now?
Spyro Fan YO!😁
Totally.
Spyro Fan You never brush?
Christian B
Only occasionally
THIS guy!
If employment descriptions were honest:
“Entry-level position”?
That’s just double speak for low-paying.
“Great for graduates.”? Same as above.
“For those looking for a career change.”
As a new person with zero knowledge you’ll essentially be an intern and if you’re lucky make more than minimum wage.
“We promote from within.”?
That means we hire across the street (rival companies) or our personal friends in the office who know nothing.
“Many ways of being paid same day.”? That means it is a commission-only position.
“We care about our employees.” That’s just filler to make our ad look like is has meaning.
“We are involved in the community with many charities.”
We pay you less so we can donate to the community, as a deductible making us more money, we get good public will, and find more idiots who will work for less, but have pride in their employer.
And finally
“Management works closely with you every step of the way.”
Why that just means we are attempting to get maximum work out of you and when you’re positioned to earn more we find the next person willing to work for less.
True. I dont know there but in my country for doing charities, they get discounts on the taxes. Big discounts.
Hmmm. I see while in the process of seeking employment. Sad.
Satyavachan.
@@lightravenn
It's a write off... if memory serves, when a company donates to charities, all of their donations are subtracted from their overall annual income and they don't pay taxes for that money.
@@laurasomebody yep. In here religious ones dont pay anything at all.. and thats why we have lots of brazilian churches that sell stuff like "water from jerusalem".. and they even get the people to donate to them more than 10% of their income. Hahaha
When it is almost gone, I just cut off the opening
If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why should we buy things recommended by them?
(👆This is only a joke, guys. Don't take it too seriously. Am truly sorry to any dentists reading this comment)
Blaqueteeth use natural toothpaste that doesn’t have toxic Fluoride or SLS/SLES. There are really nice natural ones out there.
Honestly!!! I have the healthiest teeth at my dentist's, they always comment on that and they also try to put fluoride on my teeth even though ive never had a cavity with them for years. They just want to sell things, just a year ago they started keeping track of the SHAPE of my teeth as if that matters to my dental health which has always been up to par. Always finding new ways (:
squishy booty that’s good to hear. It’s amazing that you don’t have any cavities... how old are you??
Don’t let them do fluoride treatment, it’s toxic and a waste of money. Main thing is to avoid sugar, eat healthy and brush regularly with a natural toothpaste. Just rinse your mouth with water after eating... especially after sugary stuff.
You’ve been jammed!
You need to understand that your teeth are falling apart because of your own filth and negligence. Next time you have a dental problem, fix it yourself!
Why is the guy who brushed his teeth so attractive but only when crying out in pain
He's the reason sadism is a thing.
He's Nick Miller...you must be Jess
Black Gemstone Are you Schmidt?
Christian B
lol actually took an online quiz, I came out to be Winston
You know, without brushing our teeth... I’ve seen the results.
My own aunt doesn’t have a natural tooth left in her skull. She went without brushing her entire life and that’s what it got her.
He’s saying you only need to brush not use toothpaste.
That comes down to diet killing our teeth
That's because of our diet now.
Just think about this for two seconds, brushing your teeth didn't exist for thousands of years and humans always had teeth in every fossil ever, unless they lost it on an accident or something like that
Eryn, do research before you make claims lmao. People had rotted teeth all around the earth, and yes they brushed their teeth, primarily with sand
Before we learned to brush our teeth our life spans were shorter, our teeth would literally rot out of our skulls and we’d generally die with the inability to consume most foods
My favorite toothpaste is Horton Brand Mouth Bone Goo.
Zachary Grigley where can I get this brand? Lol
Ken Parks Amazon Prime ;)
Seeing Cracked pop up in my feed is like seeing an ad for a Best Western. So modern yet so nostalgic
If Rogers true identity were honest
I kinda want to know more about this funny and charismatic man
nooooo...not toothpaste! I already feel guilty drinking coffee
Oh my god. "Mouth bone sand" killed me. I was literally in tears. 😂😂😂
I was on a dating site that incorporated “how many times a day do you brush your teeth in a day?” in their algorithm. It was genius and said A LOT about a person. You’d be surprised how many people answered “less than once a day” Gross.
What does it say about a person?
@@MargaritaMagdalena I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not……..
@@miawallace2306 If someone says "I brush my teeth less than once a day" it tells you that they brush their teeth less than once a day. There's nothing else you can know about this person thanks to this information, so I don't think it's a lot.
@@MargaritaMagdalena that's bogus.
Personal hygiene habits say a LOT about personality, culture, upbringing, overall knowledge level, and wealth. These things all predict dating compatibility to some degree.
But it depends on how many times you eat, I only brush twice a day because I usually only eat twice a day. Brushing twenty times a day doesn't really mean you have peak hygiene, maybe you just eat all the time
I remember my cousin dentist that toothpaste is not as necessary as a good brushing technique unless you are having issues like sensitive tooth of stuff like that (even though you can fix it with dietary changes).
I’m sure dentists would prefer you use Crest than a fluoride free toothpaste
This guy has got some good sketches, ive almost seen them all and i cant get enough.
IF CRACKED WAS HONEST
I just happened to be brushing my teeth.
This one goes too far, When I was a drunk I quit brushing and lost 4 teeth. Now I brush religiously with no problems
"9 out of 10 dentists recommend brand X"... If brand X was so good, then them dentists would be out of business... Think about it 🤔💭
Mathieus The Walking Witness actually, if dentists recommend it, I would steer clear from that one in particular, just think about it, would dentists recommend something that will put them out of job?
It doesn't matter how well you brush your teeth, you have to see dentists anyway...
"9 out of 10 thing" is working as a marketing and to avoid law suits, because if you claimed 10 out of 10 and can't prove it (which is impossible) you'll lose ton of money to citizen law suit.
Mathieus The Walking Witness bruh, not everyone is a stupid capitalist, my own dad is a dentist, and the ones that come to his office is the people that don’t brush their teeth at all. And also, I think the 9 out of 10 things is just a marketing strat, as long as you brush your teeth and use toothpaste, you are good, brands have pretty much nothing to say
neitherlink they would recommend the thing that is best for you, your teeth can still get bad, no matter what toothpaste you use
Yea, I'm still going to brush my teeth...with toothpaste.
How dare you! DON'T INTERUPT ROGER EVER AGAIN! The man is a world treasure! Show him the respect he deserves!
I'd like it if he said in these types of videos, what a healthy alternative would be. Maybe at the end? I understand so many products are simply garbage for humans, but everyone needs to clean their mouth somehow, yes?
Tom Maragos chewing stick made from tree bark, or charcoal works too. Things still used to clean the teeth in parts of the world till today
Soft brush, with natural pastes or as natural as possible. And don't use the paste everyday
Coconut oil with a bit of baking soda, works great and you can eat it.
I use activated charcoal. Actually tried it to whiten my teeth but turns out it just works as good as normal toothpaste without the swwet taste.
give Miswak sticks a try :D
What's the deal with Cracked's new war on dental hygiene?
Jordan M I'm wondering the same... now excuse me while I go and floss.
They're in the pocket of Big Tooth Decay.
This might be their way to test how moronic their audience is, testing if people will believe some bullshit just because it's presented as cynical truth.
That, or some fucking moron made this.
Lajos Winkler I mean, my dentist told me that mechanically removing plaque from the teeth (ie brushing) is the most important thing, but he was talking about how mouthwash/listerine is useless, not toothpaste. I'm genuinely baffled by all of this. when flossing I can literally see that it removes plaque, how tf is that bullshit? oh cracked...
Listerine, particularly the one that helps restore enamel is actually pretty effective in minimizing and fighting gum disease, and other bacterial infections that occur in the mouth. Granted it also kills good bacteria in your mouth but that flora is quickly replenished. Flossing on the other hand isn't as beneficial, and in some ways can be more damaging and lead to higher chances of infection. Listerine at least often time hits the area where floss can't and is a more convenient and effective substitute.
Had a Colgate add just before the video played
Me too. I thought it part of the video
@@joetroutt7425 nope
"If you're like me your mouth tastes almost turd-like" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂
Pro Clinical Optic White Gum Detox works best, followed by a shot of vodka. Gargle before swallowing.
Good one
Haha Roger had my laughing at "Burn water"! That's exactly what it is!!
Commercials should be avoided like the plaque. Emm. Plague. By definition they do not represent the truth.
“The pains lets you know that no one knows whether it’s working” 😂😂
This one isn’t that great. I’ll rather brush and floss knowing my mouth is clean than assume it’s all fluff. I’m sure the motion of the brush, alone, is a huge improvement to do nothing. Also, I tend to get tooth paste from dollar tree, so no real harm done taking the safe route on this one.
Mouth wash is not needed, though. I agree.
The trick is roll it up from the bottom and later cut the bottom part of the tube with a scissor and rip the tube flaps apart.
What? I forgot to order the toothpaste in grocery and the nearby shops were closed.
I take the tube and flatten it against the edge of the sink and pull it toward the top. When it's almost gone I take the flat part and use it the push toward the opening from the bottom getting every last bit out.
@@joetroutt7425 cheers to budget economy.😂✌️
This might be my favorite so far. So well written and performed. I'd love to see Horton on shaving cream/gel/soap...
When it is at this 10%, I just cut off the end and get the rest out with my brush.
Why didn't I think of this?
So do many people. There's even a small plastic clip that you can use to squeeze out the leftovers without cutting open the tube. You're not special.
@@MargaritaMagdalena I never said I were special.
And cutting it open makes it easier with the brush.
@@bluerisk Okay
@Quetzalcoatl Like me
If brushing my teeth is basically propaganda two what the hell am I supposed to do to keep my mouth from rotting inside out!?????
All ancient human remains that were discovered did not seem to have dental problems.
Dental problems started to appear in modern times with the advent of unhealthy diet.
If your diet is healthy, it is enough to wash your mouth with water, and you won't get any dental problems.
Semen duh
You have to pull your mouth out.
Eat less sugar, something I should be doing but don't wanna.
Sand paper 😂
Megasudsysparklefuckjesusjuice... Why has nobody named their product this?
I'd buy it and just eat that shit up.
Put it in a giant jar, with just a picture of Roger's face on it. I don't care what it's for, I don't care what's in it, I'll buy it and slap it all over my body.
I got a literal Toothpaste Ad before and after the video. It seems you have done us well by telling us.
I know that brushing your teeth is important... had a co-worker in the past who said she stopped brushing her teeth when she got out of high school... she had no teeth and she wasn't even 30. Flossing is easy enough, only takes a minute. But the dentist? That's where the big fat line is drawn. I'm convinced those are scams.
I thought Listerine was originally used as a floor cleaner.
It was
Sure tastes like it.
As a dentist I would be more than happy if people didnt wash their teeth. More work for me :)
Valentin Lalev Good one lol. My dentist always tells me I'm gonna put him out of business...38 and never had a cavity before 😜
He's talking about toothpaste though
As long as people swallow acidic liquids, eat fast food (which causes stomach acid to reflux up to the mouth while asleep and dissolve your teeth) and eat starchy foods and lots of sugar you'll always be in business. If people avoided those things they wouldn't need to brush their teeth. Cavities are caused by being rich, poor people in africa do not get cavities.
As someone who's needed a tooth pulled for 3 months now, thanks for keeping my quest for a pain free day out of reach with overinflated prices and bullshit 'additional charges'. 😁
More than happy?
Just the opening alone is already made me laugh, of Rodger explaining why goes into toothpaste. Rodger is the advertisement guy we all wish we had, but doesn't exist outside of the real world. I just wish more people were honest like Rodger, even though he's an actor who plays that way.
You laugh when someone tells you the ingredients used to make a product? Why?
@@MargaritaMagdalena because, toothpaste is a gimmick made up by the Dental Association. I just brushed my teeth with water. The foaming bubbles and the mint flavor, only hide your bad breath and make you think your teeth are getting cleaner. Simply brushing your teeth with water, gets rid of the germs and bacteria that cause the bad smell anyways and tartar buildup, that leads to tooth decay and Cavities. To be all honest, I used mouthwash to clean surfaces because of the antiseptic properties it has. It works great on the toilet bowl and gets rid of rings. Flossing is utterly pointless, because it doesn't get to all the spots and it usually breaks the string between your teeth. I found flossers to be a lot better even though it's a lot of waste of plastic.
@@domomitsune5920 I have a few teeth that were always dirty when I used cheap toothpaste. When I switched to a good brand, after a few days they were almost as clean as the rest. So in my experience, you don't just need toothpaste but good toothpaste to clean your teeth.
@@domomitsune5920 The toothpaste I use now makes my teeth so clean I often look at them in the morning and wonder why I should brush them when they seem pretty much as clean as last night after brushing. So sometimes I brush them for less than 2 minutes or even not at all, like on my days off, because it seems so pointless.
Does brushing with just water do that too? Make your teeth so clean that you stand there looking in the mirror in the morning not knowing whether you should brush them? And finally brush shorter or even not at all?
1. Not every country fluoridates their water.
2. It depends how much water you drink
3. There is debate about the bio-availability of fluoride when consumed through drinking water.
4. There is evidence that fluoride applied topically (directly to the teeth) is more effective than fluoride delivered systemically (i.e consumed) particularity if your teeth are fully developed (i.e you are an adult).
So true! A while ago I asked my mom who is a dental hygienist what kind of toothpaste is best, and she said it doesn't matter. You really ought to regularly brush and floss though. Even if you don't get cavities, I can tell by someone's gums when they don't have proper dental hygiene...
When I was a kid my dentist told me that toothpaste is essentially "soap"...
Meaning sure, it'll help get your teeth clean, but anything you might believe about the special protective qualities of this brand over that brand is advertising hype.
As someone who hardly brushed his teeth at all for many years, I can assure you, you should brush your teeth…
Yes but the point is that brushing without toothpaste is just as beneficial as brushing without
@@dylanlucas3397 No it's not. Just like washing your dishes, clothes, hands and hair with just water doesn't get them as clean as using dishwashing liquid, laundry detergent, handsoap and shampoo.
@@dylanlucas3397 I bet this old fart brushes his teeth not just with toothpaste, but with _good_ toothpaste, which he can afford because he makes money off the views of insecure adolescents like you, while you ruin your teeth just so you can feel woke. Oh the irony.
@@MargaritaMagdalena 1. Lay off of Roger what'd he ever do to you? 2. Toothpaste is not the same as Dish soap, and while I tend to assume these videos are fairly accurate I still fact check my information before acting on it. 3. I am neither insecure, nor do I want to be "woke", but despite knowing nothing about me (didn't exactly share anything personal in my previous comment) you seem awfully quick to jump to that conclusion. I doubt you'd be so rude to a stranger in person, so perhaps give people online the same courtesy?
@@dylanlucas3397 Yes, toothpaste is not the same as dish soap. Toothpaste cleans your teeth, dish soap cleans your dishes. Your point being?
“Hi im Horton and if you’re like me sometimes your mouth will taste turdlike”
Toothpaste is a mind control drug
Hey Cracked Heads! These honest ads videos are excellent. I suggest you do one on deodorants/anti-perspirants, and the fraud that they are.
i just use lemon juice
It's not fraud if deodorant actually works though. The toothpaste skit works because the research doesn't strongly support teeth goo efficacy. Deodorant actually keeps armpits smelling fresher. And that's all they're supposed to do.
@@rayzerot I haven't used any in 20 years. They are a scam, they make you stink when you stop wearing them (at first), and they are filled with carcinogenic chemicals.
are you saying you don't use deodorant??? 🤢
@@shoopdahoop2221 no one ever complains
Roger, I love you! You are a true American! Telling the truth in a funny way!
The Japanese made a contraption to squeeze out that last 10% from the tube
I did too. It's called pliers