If "Pharmaceutical Ads" were Real Life - Erica's Movantik Moment
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- Опубликовано: 17 янв 2018
- What if those horrible Pharmaceutical Ads actually told the truth?
Meet Erica. Erica can't poop because she pops pills all day, but thanks to Movantik now she can pop pills and still poop. Thanks Movantik!
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Big thanks to Raydiodayze for the helping with the song
Big thanks to contributing writers: James Bailey(@JamesBaileyhaha) and Kyle Ruse (@Kyle_Ruse)
This is a parody. Original video for reference: www.ispot.tv/ad/A8jh/movantik... 
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Mahk! There's a new Chevy commercial that takes place in a middle of a highway... no more doors mahk! Now Chevy is doing what they do best... causing traffic jams!
Richard Larkin yes!
Richard Larkin causing traffic jams ,hmm I guess Chevy might be using ford parts after all Found On Road Dead. At least people turn to see chevy and not only drive past them.
Richard Larkin Yes! I've been wanting him to do that one! They play it so often on Comedy Central!
I saw the comercial and immediately thought he should do this one
😂 😂 😂 Mario Muro got real life upset over this comment. So good.
A new Chevy commercial came out
I've seen 2 new commericals
The one on the highway right?
Only one I’ve seen is the one with the guys who act like they’ve never seen a Chevy pickup before. Thing is, the commercial is from 2016. All they did was change the year and edit it a bit. Fuckin truck looks the same as it did three years ago.
Yeah, the one where those guys say the truck looks “mean”. Haha.
A new Chevy commercial (finally) "came out." Thank you Movantik.
Don't get hooked on pain pills and poop like a normal person. ROTF LOL
Booty GAwD so people get oic only when they get hooked? Not normally taking them?
@@user-tf6hu5up7k no taking them period makes you constipated
dont watch this while pissin
Wtf, the moment I saw your comment he said it XD
@@donvergaz unfortunately I did and now I have a piss covered wall
The small print throughout the commercial is a treat on its own.
Poor Erica .just eat tacos.
poop Erica
She can't poop because she abuses opioid pain killer so fuck her
Poor Erykah Badoodoo
FTFY
Errrrrica
Erica's massive dumps are the reason Mahk doesn't shake hands.
2:30 "Try Taco Bell Pinto n Cheese bowl, get a bunch of fire sauce and go to town" lmfaooooo
It looks like it belongs there lol
2.39 "opioid withdrawal symptoms include sweating, chills...and sucking dick for heroin"
James is that suppose to be a fun fact😂😂😂
Liked the Blazing Saddles musical number
Came here to see this. Was not disappointed.
Still, it's missing something without Dom.
🎶🎼🎶🎼
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give them a push
You'll be surprised you're doing the French mistake
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give them a push
You'll be surprised you're doing the French mistake🎶🎼🎶🎼
@@lesthomasson7220 Yeah, the don't make em like that anymore. Mel Brooks is a genius.
Yeah
"NOW SHE SPENDS MORE TIME ON THE POT THAN TOMMY CHONG"
Mahk for President 2020!!!!
2024.
ClearSky Productions fuck trump mahk 2020 and 2024
Glad to see other American Chemical Society members on here
Jason Holmes amen brother
Mahk is the #2 best Patriot in the country.
#1 is obviously Tom Brady.
I’m gonna be 100% honest, watching a gigantic poop joke while taking a poop is great! 🤣🤣🤣
"because she kind of looks like Julia Roberts if she got hooked on pain pills or whatever"
I saw this right when he said it 😭
@@jen_is_not_ok okay? Happens to me all the time don’t be thinking your all special lmfao
@@thisisacharacternobodylike7958 .
@@thisisacharacternobodylike7958 wow, weird thing to be a salty bitch about
@@skankhunt-wy9wy triggered🤣🤣 nice reaction bud
I had a mouthful of coffee when Mahk said ‘She walks around like her shit dont stink’. He owes me a shirt
There's new Chevy commercials that need Mahked up.
YES!
I’ve seen like 2 new ones within 2 days
The one in the middle of the highway and the one where they open the door and their families inside
iPad training
"Kinda looks like if Julia Roberts got hooked on pain pills"
or whatevah
Read the bottom left at 1:15 hahahahaha
Quiltin Quilts hahahahahaha
Funny.
Hahahahaha
😂 🤣
Lol
2:40 *"If you get stomach pain that continues, stop taking MOVANTIK and get medical help right away. There, now you cant sue us"*
He did say he'd stop poop jokes after 1 million subs. Like holding us hostage.
Someone needs to roll his screen to lock at 9s
subs? another poop joke?
*Eeeeeeerika* for sure is the best name
Sugar free gummy bears!!! 🤣🤣 I remember reading those reviews on Amazon. Those stories were HILARIOUS!!
My god Blazing Saddles reference. You Mahk are a god!
I was sure no one else would recognize "The French Mistake"...😂
LMAO now sponsored by clean that shit up😂😂😂
Yeay, a new Zebra Corner video! Exciting!
Holy cow. Night of the Lepus reference. Now I know there are 2 of us who have seen that movie. Just found your channel and really laughing out loud in the literal-annoy-people-around-me way. Great work!
I was impressed and surprised with that reference as well.
Ha ha, I stayed at a friends house the night before going on an early morning hunt and this is what was on late night TV, 1974! Loved the reference to one gawd awful movie, lol.
Sweet. No one has seen that. But me and my brother.
Now I’m going to have to watch it.
@@drengillespie Pretty painful to watch. I saw it in '97 when my son was an infant with colic and I was rocking him in the rocking chair until around 1 am. I saw Dr. McCoy from Star Trek and stuck around. It was.. something.
It's funny she actually looks irked in that shot you used when Mahk is in the background. Hilarious.
“Now it’s sponsored by Clean That Shit Up” 😂😂😂 I’m dying!
He said "EEh..rica" 😂🤣💀💀
5 years later, this is still comedy gold!
I was hooked on painkillers for 6 years and I just muscled through every single painful poop. Erica is a baby.
Been on methadone for 12 years. Just shit before you take the pills in the morning problem solved. I did once go 3 weeks without shitting but it all worked itself out.
Seriously
"Now it's sponsored by clean that shit up" 😂😂😂
Alexa Bena 😂
“I jumped out and was like “CHRISTINA AGUILERA DIED” IM WHEEZING 😂😂💀
Gawd, that was the BEST!
... still constipated :C
Those lines on his forehead almost look like they're bleeding during this video, lol.
Now I can't unsee it and its uncomfortable
"Now it's sponsored by clean that shit up."
I'm in tears laughing right now.
Who left a bocce ball in the toilet?
Mahk, there's a new Silverado. Please, you know what to do.
2:40 Mahk's reaction when he's next to the bathroom after Erica went. Classic! lol
This guy deserve higher production value and a team of writers. He's a genius.
Don't be a dick. That's just insulting. These bits are top-notch material. WAY better than any team of hollywood writers could produce. That's why people like me come here for comedy instead of TV.
“The scarlet scatter” 😂😂😂😂
I laughed harder than I have in years at ".. smelled like two wet dogs eating microwave fish at a carnival for feet."
"she is always number 2" get it? 😂😂
No shit!
Yes we got it buddy
You deserve a GOLD STAR for that observation
well crap, I don't get it
“she’s full of shit” lol literally
When they lifted the ban on pharmaceutical advertising (mid-80s for print ads, mid-90s for T.V.?), I told my brother that it was a bad idea.
"Oh no", he said, basically stating that it was a GOOD thing, because now people would be able to show up at their doctor's with a shopping list of medications that they might never have heard of otherwise... maybe even some that the DOCTOR might never have heard of before.
Keep in mind that some people think they need EVERYTHING they see advertised on "tayvay".
Care to guess who was RIGHT?
Your brother was right and you have spent 30 years not able to let it go.
@@joek4238: Your mommy was right, and YOU need to let it go...
I was right, and your mom needs to let me go.
And often the doctors will give in and prescribe them because the patient threatens to go find another doctor who will and they don't want to lose business.
Yep.
Can frank finally poop though?
Kevin Kenner seriously I wanted to hear about Frank
Frank the poop Bank
Frank the septic tank
Frank sinotpoop
Frank’s butt stanks
airwrecka
I love the Blazing Saddles reference at the end
"Girthy turds," and "two wet dogs eating microwave fish at a carnival for feet," I just wanted to see the words written down -- priceless.
Swear your the funniest dude on RUclips 😂😂
Kyle Frye I second that!
I third that
I forth that
6th...this stuff is legendary.
The songs are the best part
I watched this while taking my morning dump.
You don't have to brag about it 😂 Poor Erica 😂
Love the part at the end where he opens the restroom at the end lol
Love it! Thanks to Mahk & Zebra Corner, I just had another Movantik moment...and I'm proud of it!
Oh HAI Mahk.
WinZ AceofSpades hows your sex life
Oh hai doggie, thanks a lot, you're my favorite customer!
WinZ AceofSpades
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
Newell It's booschitt! I deed NUT.
@@reidparker1848 😂😂😂
Pause at 2:12 to see her Movantik Moment face.
Also, +100 bonus points to Mahk for the Night of the Lepus reference. xD
whoa
Yeah that was obscure right ? Holy shit.
your editing just keeps getting better and better
I love Mahk! Proud to be in Massachusetts with Mahk!!
John Forhan man I don't think I'd be proud of that
Tig Ol' Bitties hey don't fuck with Mass, and definitely don't say shit like that to anybody from New England
Tig Ol' Bitties I extremely proud of all New Englanders, whats up fellow massholes
The hell you guys talking about, inch of snow you fuckers forget how to drive as if it's the first time you have seen it. God damn worst collection of human beings I have even lived around.
Wouldn't have it any other way
Tig Ol' Bitties surprised you came to a mahk video to bitch about Massachusetts.
Erica Badoodoo! Lol
Thank you so much for the Blazing Saddles Song. I didn’t know how much I needed that
Damn it, Mahk. I'm laughing so hard, it hurts. I think I may have pooped a little. No Movantik needed. Wasn't until half-way through that I noticed your captions below the commercial's captions.
Literally was having a snack while watching this and spat my water out at 02:40 lmaooooooo
The face he makes when he opens the restroom door 😂
Mahk has the charisma of wooden plank and still somehow hilarious all the time.
I think he got hit with it. That’s where the forehead crease came from. 😂
0:58 So much truth in a skit meant to be a joke. 😂
Mahk seemed quite constipated during the whole video man.
Just look at his stressed forehead.
You should definitly take some of that Movethatshit man.
It’s not easy to take the Browns to the Super Bowl
I couldn’t stop laughing at the song at 3:30! 😂😂😂😂
After a long shift at work with poopy patients (literally and figuratively), this made my night.
Prostitution sounds like a tough field of work.
Night of the lepus😂
Loves it mahk
Especially when doing the french mistake
It’s pronounced “de ja poo” Mahk
I died at “Erica can’t poop”
I just discovered this channel, I have laughed my ass off.... Best videos I've seen in a while. Keep up the good work.
You know it’s gonna be good when you hear “let me tell you about her movantic moment”
On a serious note how bad of a drug problem does our country have where we’re at the point that companies are allowed to make drugs that treat the symptoms of dependency to drugs as addictive and dangerous as opioids. Then then the government turns around a scratches it’s head looking at the record number of overdoses. If you can’t poop cuz you’re taking so many opiates...your body is dependent and you need a different pain med.
The only time I've ever had opioids was when I was in chemo and had bad pain because my mouth tissue was basically eating itself. The doctor was very hesitant about it as well and only allowed me to take them for two days. Hell, when I got my wisdom teeth removed I had local anesthesia (aka 8 syringes to the gum) and got no painkillers afterwards. Doctors in Europe seem much more hesitant to prescribe unnecessary painkillers.
joeylawn36111 you can't advertise them all.
Especially not psychotropic drugs, painkillers, or the ones that actually make money by advertising.
These ads are focus tested and aimed squarely at the audience that will benefit from them,and hopefully give them an idea of what to talk to their doctors about.
I agree, Big Pharma's advertising needs to go the way of the tobacco industry.
I was injured in Afghanistan and my body was not designed for that kind of trauma. Opioids make it so I can walk move and live life more comfortable.
Sweeny James Try edibles
Lost it when Mahk was talking and you can just hear moaning from the bathroom
"She spent more time on the pot than Tommy Chong."
Damn it, Mahk, with this love hate relationship!
"Seriously, it smelt like she doied 5 years ago"
Erica Ba do do
You sir are a genius.
She spends more time on the pot than Tommy Chong! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One of the best one liners I had ever heard. lol
“Now it’s sponsored by clean that shit up. How ‘bout that?” -Mahk
Love that you added that musical number from that ancient ass movie! Good job Mahk!
That little laugh at the beginning was the best
(#2 part 2) Here's a funny story for you: They really need to put a warning on boxes of bran cereal! Something saying "DON'T GET HIGH AND EAT THE WHOLE BOX IN FRONT OF THE BUBE-TOOB LIKE YOU WOULD WITH LUCKY CHARMS OR CAPITAINE CROUCHE OR WHATEVER" - Words to that effect. I believe the cereal in question was a GRAPE NUTS brand, but it was a little stick shape like a hickory stick potato snack, right? Maybe it was "ALL-BRAN" original format? The sticks sure look familiar. Even worse than Grape Nuts, once you wrap your head around the potential for clogging up one's system! So, this was already several years after my injury, I was on a lot of Morphine, maybe Dilaudid at the time, building up a healthy tolerance you might say. But like Ben Stiller's character in "PERMANENT MIDNIGHT", I was the healthy type still eating the Vegan diet, treating the body like a temple ... other than the drugs that is. Plus my then-Wife was another one of these health freaks, it goes without saying. And so of course, I had access to the types of cereals which a stoner should never be forced to consume, AND was spending a lot of time sitting in front of the Vidiot box, zoning out and 'grazing" I guess you might say. Well, all of a sudden, it seems like my gall-bladder attacks had come back - Which I never felt the pain from, that's how doped up I was. Full-on impacted gall-bladder & subsequent jaundice which was nearly fatal it got so bad - And yet I had no pain 'cause I was so doped up for my back! Well, either way, this was afterwards, and the peculiar thing was that my vomiting was much more sudden, and I couldn't GET anything down, not just that I couldn't keep it down. Fluids and the like, more or less just "bounced" back up when I drank - Especially fizzy stuff, of course. AND I felt sharp pains next to my stomach. SOMEHOW, I figured out what had happened. just put two & two together. But I was in another city some distance away from home, my doc's appointment a ways ahead, and I was mistrustful of emergency rooms & the like. AND I suppose I'm all about the D.I.Y. healthcare thing. So I put it together that I had an impacted duodenum. I lost a fair bit of weight while waiting for this thing to resolve itself. I was able to put water up my ass, was able to take a bit of SUGAR by mouth just to keep my energy levels from crashing - And it went on for a few weeks like this, contemplating the likelihood of SURGERY if I brought it to the doc like this. So, having lost weight, I was able to palpate my skinny tummy and feel around up under my ribs and feel all of my internal organs, and of course being that there's nothing else IN 'em anymore - ;cause I had flushed the living shit - LITERALLY, the living shit, look it up in the dictionary, - So I had flushed EVERYTHING (or nearly everything - all but ONE item?) out of my system. THUS, the golf-ball sized "bolus" of glued together GRAPE NUTS STICKS - Or maybe it was the ALL-BRAN original recipe, after all? I try to imagine myself eating that one, and I shake my head - whereas Grape Nuts are supremely edible. Surely there was a whole lot of whole-fat milk and white sugar involved. Taken together, this sounds like just the perfect wall-paper paste with which to construct a GOLF BALL with. Gotta try this sometime. Not eating 'em again. I mean, building dried-up golf-balls with the correct formulation..... Well EITHER way. Hard to imagine how they might become so dried out, but I've always been this chronically dehydrated type. A product of spending a lot of time hiking alone out in the desert as a young kid, where I think my mind somehow brainwashed itself to ignore signs of thirst? Well either way, it somehow wound up trying within my guts, ,as though you might have constructed it and threaded along a piece of sisal twine and strung garlands of the shit around a highly flammable dried out Charlie Brown X-mas tree lit with old's-cool German X-mas tree CANDLES - Gotta wonder how our house never burned down when I was a kid...... But yeah, just imagine a clean smooth round golf-ball sized bolus of dried-up ALL-BRAN and fuck all else except for maybe the "Sugar Coated Lumps Of Milk" with which you've glued the whole mess together back in Kindergarten arts & crafts class, then stored in an old cardboard box in an attic near a blazing hot furnace pipe and maybe a box of mothballs - has been inserted somehow through your bellybutton or throat or asshole, all the way up into the beginning few inches of your duodenum - thankfully not at the absolute beginning 'cause those few short inches of duodenum still allowed some intake of sugar and stimulation of the pancreatic enzymes thereby, otherwise I'd have needed an I.V. infusion ... (((or rather I should say a CONTINUOUS infusion rather than only intermittent doses every three hours such as I already had?))) just to keep from literally STARVING to death over the several weeks which it took to "GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS" such as it were. Pun unintended! Picture it though - the high-colonic enemas have cleared EVERYTHING away, literally everything above has been puked up with regular flushes of water, everything down below has been blasted out by repeated high-pressure hydraulics of the higher-order tecniques intended to flush all the way up into the lower portion of the duodenum itself - Several weeks of filling up and then laying down to take a rest, doing hand-stands etc etc, will do just that! Now - When I went to my DOCTOR, I just told him "I've got a golf-ball sized bolus of bran sticks blocking the 1st third of my duodenum, and nothing else in my system" And having done some pretty decent self-diagnosis in the past, I guess he trusted me and sent me for the scans straight away. And right off the bat, they put me into a rotating astronaut device and flipped me round and round while scanning my gut - Oh, I drank a barium milk-shake too. And there may have been a CT scan involved - But the main test used a screen in front of my gut and they showed me pictures, that there was absolutely nothing left in my system except for this golf-ball sized clump. They said I was going to need surgery unless I could continue with the flushing and get it to move. They scheduled an exploratory procedure, and I went home with this dangerous surgery looming over my head - but at the same time knowing that I was going to have problems even if I didn't have the surgery. So I went back to the high-colonic enema methods with the high pressure warm tapwater via extended linked end-to-end shower wand hoses - I pushed myself past the point of absolute discomfort - keeping in mind that all the while, I was on very high doses of narcotics for my back, and even just getting into certain postures was painful enough to begin with and thus I was on even more pain meds to begin with - SOMEHOW, I managed to flush the damn thing out of myself. It came out in one solid chunk, thoroughly washed as though it had been run through the laundry or something like that, and really only slightly soft on the exterior just a rock hard block of cardboard or more like particle-board, plywood etc remaining within the center - I should've KEPT the damn thing. But that would be disgusting.....
*gets notification*
*breaks screen*
These are amazing. Immediately subbed. Can’t wait for more
Your videos never ceases to amaze. Great stuff!
These videos just have me laughing. Gotta love him.
Yay! Thanks for another video Mahk!
3:28 is this a real a song it is amazing and I’m wheezing 😂😂😂😂
Its based on the song French Mistake.
Night of the Lepus was a deep cut that I appreciate
Can't wait to see those 2019 Chevy truck commercials
Vicodin and a glass of wine before the grocery store... he’ll yeah
You guys have mastered the ad read.
Man I just doubled up on your channel this morning. You're freaking hilarious.
I’m at work at my desk crying I’m laughing so hard. I can’t even eat my lunch! Any misspelled words are cause I can’t right see through the tears!! Too funny...I needed that!
😂can’t stop laughing my ass off😂
Awesome reference to "Night of the Lepus." Thanks Mahk for letting me know I'm not the only person who has seen it.
2:40 Mahk's face when he tries to go into the bathroom 🤣💩
Fuck!I've been waiting for this!Now I can have my Mahk moment.
Very funny, glad I found this channel this, made my day 😂
😂😂😂 Hilarious Blazing Saddles reference tossed in at the end! 😂😂😂
Appreciate your videos, needed a good laugh last couple of days. Is that an 82nd Airborne tattoo? God Bless you for your service.
“the Scarlett scatter”
Outstanding!
I find it weird that I dress like him everyday. Blue jeans and grey tshirt. I'm a general contractor and that's my "uniform".
Was that number a homage to Mel Brooks !? i almost friggin fell of my bench at work . Great work Mahk
Oh man the homage to blazing saddles was icing on the cake
Andrew Aldridge thank God someone recognized that... what a great film