"We have to do vehicle inspections once a month." - LMAO not in the Air Force you don't!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAH!!!! Me: driving a Volkswagen Golf at 230km (around 150 mph) on the Autobahn as an A1C that was bought on the lemon lot and never inspected.
I live In Maryland and there was a guy who Took police on a high speed chase and then tried to go thru the gates at fort detrick and he was unalived by the gate guards like he wanted to
In NZ Army, vehicles were used to store sh*t from our rooms that we didn't want seen during barrack inspections. If you didn't have a car, then you would store crap in your buddies car. Nothing like a nice minimalist room for barrack inspections 😂
THE SEC FO GUY AT 8:07 WAS MY MTI IN BMT. TSGT GREEN WAS AWESOME. He told us about the tiktok and the story behind it, he broke the window like 15 minutes into trying to be good cop lol
That SF video breaking the window came from Gowen Field boise idaho. She was a dependent that was divorced by her husband, and she tried to run the gate
Honestly bro, thanks so much for being so fucking funny. You were on god the only thing keeping me going through fucking exam week when I was at my lowest last monday through to today. Keep these vids coming dude.
@nikkoortiz Have you ever played Fallout New Vegas? No matter how much you hate western/country/trail music, you will be made to love this song just like how bootcamp made you love eating ice cream even though you know you'll be made into a chocolate chip cookie afterwards.
“She knows how to serve dinner” that one got me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Betty Crocker gonna like dem cakes
Like GYAAAT!😳👋
Cum to find this and what do you know… top comment 🎉
Great men think alike !🍻
Hell yeah man
"oh its a kissing party" got me dead 🤣🤣
0:36 Marines when they aren’t supervised lmao
"You don't miss it until it's over" That fucking hits hard.
How i felt bout droppin outta hs
@@Dh-hg5ymnot too late to sign another 4 years contract ;)
Couldn’t have said it better , got out two months ago and it’s not the same
Marty Robbins goes hard AF ❤
Bruh that’s me!
@@kylerummens5929 lol awsome
"Ma'am, i'm gonna look after your son" fuckin killed me lmao 6:35
Your honesty is refreshing,and funny
Old friend from highschool: “Hey man, how you been?”
Me: *Pauses trying not to say gay* “Gay!”
Nikko looking at that foot like "Yeah i did this before"....
I got out in 2016 and I still have to watch my humor around EVERYONE!
"We have to do vehicle inspections once a month." - LMAO not in the Air Force you don't!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAH!!!!
Me: driving a Volkswagen Golf at 230km (around 150 mph) on the Autobahn as an A1C that was bought on the lemon lot and never inspected.
❤❤
not in Army aviation either, had one in three years
Not in the Navy either
We got inspected to get the military sticker for our windshield but that was it when I was at Ft. Bragg 88-92.
"Ever used a dead enemy's esophagus as a refueling nozzle for your Jerry Can's? It's the same shape and everything."
BIG LOVE FROM THE UK NIKKO OUR COUNTRY NEEDS PATRIOTISM LIKE AMERICAS RIGHT NOW.
Always a good day when Nikko posts Not a good day for these people though 😂😂😂.
we had a guy come to the gate an completely went past security lets just say we had to use pew pews and then had to clean up
I live In Maryland and there was a guy who
Took police on a high speed chase and then tried to go thru the gates at fort detrick and he was unalived by the gate guards like he wanted to
@@maryjane4432BROOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT I LIVE IN MARYLAND TOOOOOO THEY ON SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!
yall actually shot him? 💀💀💀
The military is waiting.....no begging for someone to fuck around......Because they are going to find out.
0:21 nikko just got flashbacks😂
You know it’s a good day when Nikko posts
The clothing allowance broke me😂😂😂 That's so damn true
In NZ Army, vehicles were used to store sh*t from our rooms that we didn't want seen during barrack inspections. If you didn't have a car, then you would store crap in your buddies car. Nothing like a nice minimalist room for barrack inspections 😂
Big iron thats a instant like
A target package the second she said she was pregnant 😂😂 damn
Dude! when I hate being in the military, I watch your videos and remember why I love it! Thanks!
Oh so she knows how to serve dinner 🥰❣️🤣
THE SEC FO GUY AT 8:07 WAS MY MTI IN BMT. TSGT GREEN WAS AWESOME. He told us about the tiktok and the story behind it, he broke the window like 15 minutes into trying to be good cop lol
7:18 that's called child support.😂
Nikko with a glock like "put down the 9 Jamal"😂
10:21 nikkoooooo!!! I’m from Alaska!!! I still living here too. (Love the vids ❤️)
love your stuff bro
This too good nikko is the funniest person on earth
My brother's friend was stationed in Alaska he said the cold wasn't bad it's a dry cold unlike the states
Best POV inspection I ever had. I was on a 2001 Victory V92c, big loud purple motorcycle. NCO asked me to turn on my reverse lights.....
I put down that I had ADHD durrinv recruitment for the Canadian Armed forces and they strait denied me with no option to appeal
"...she knows how to serve dinner let's go..."😂😂😂
Navy gets deployed for 6 months either in Europe or Asia like every 2 years.
As soon as nick said that’s your mom got me dead on the floor 💀😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Nikko, I live in Alaska, the snow is great lol
10:22 Yepp, it’s pretty out here but you’re gonna freeze while you enjoy it lmfao
The SF guy who smashed the window was a MTI at my basic training
I may or may not be the marine at 6:23 Nikko 😂😂
"ALWAYS TRACKINNN" Shane is hilarious. I miss his shorts while he was enlisted. I hope he's doing good I know he was struggling when he got out
Love your videos man
Ayyye, let's go. Shane made it on here! As long as we're tracking!!
Whenever i have a bad day i just log on to this channel n all is right with the world again.
The dude at the beginning is a real marine
Army lol
I know the guys in that clip. It happened just down the hall from my room. Wild that it ended up on this channel.
Saying Navy doesn’t go on deployments is like saying the Earth is flat
i love "military humour" is literally just British humour. we gay with the bros from day 1
These sus videos are hilarious 🤣😆 love the reactions videos 👍
I mean he looks good in the maid outfit atleast. 😂 nGL $20 is $20
when he said "smash"... i felt that.
Bro I was so bored I’m so happy nikko posted
A good hour, maybe? In warm conditions. Bodies cool quickly. To answer your demented question 😂
That SF video breaking the window came from Gowen Field boise idaho. She was a dependent that was divorced by her husband, and she tried to run the gate
That 1st dude did that while I was in AIT lmao
Wtf?? Vehicle inspections? Never once had that in the 9 years I was in!
2:36
Thats AIT not basic, you can tell by their star patches
THE FIRST ONES WILDDDD XD yallll weirrdddd
LETS GO WE GOT ANOTHER ONE
I do not know a thing about military humor yet. I understood it perfectly
Nikko the best on youtube
How much?
😂😂😂
love ya bro
I wonder if it's Mic has ever broken because he hits it so many times lol love the vid
Honestly bro, thanks so much for being so fucking funny. You were on god the only thing keeping me going through fucking exam week when I was at my lowest last monday through to today. Keep these vids coming dude.
I’m here in the first 8 mins just saying this is my favorite channel
Love your vids
not the jet fuel HAHAHA ☠☠
Hey Nico, been watching your channel for a while. Just wanted to say your contents hilarious and that’s why now I wanna be a crayon eater
"Nobody wants to go there!" Ahahaha
"Mmmm good toes" is what that man said.
So at Offutt AFB a few years back, a drunk driver ran the gate to try and lose the local PD.
That's the last bad decision he ever made.
That first video makes me miss him where my battle boo I mean buddy at😂
Love the vid nikko
Curently waiting on the clothing allowance 🤣
bro niko is definetly seems like a coast gaurd
I just need a spotter for lifting and stretches 😆
Nikko please do a reaction on the new Air Force EOD recruitment video,
Big support from Italy 🇮🇹💪
this video is so funny😂
My dad was in the airborne AKA “me go jump out plane and me get more moneys” but he was deployed in Alaska
Mining and military humour is very similar XD
Nikko your funny asf
My buddy wanted to get stationed in Alaska and that is where he went. He said he loved it
I can confirm the poolie part (I just finished MEPS)
Where I was in the Navy, they didn't make us do vehicle inspections at all. They just wanted generic info turned into the base police.
Fort Richardson was a dope duty station
That SF NCO was my MTI in bmt
Honey, Nikko uploaded, bout to be a good day
"Thank you Corporal
8:17 the guy should've said "collateral damage" in response to "I'm pregnant"
they only do vic inspections now before 4 days and leave now :P
My supervisor at my job was in the navy. She’s awesome
Hey thanks for using my video 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
@nikkoortiz Have you ever played Fallout New Vegas? No matter how much you hate western/country/trail music, you will be made to love this song just like how bootcamp made you love eating ice cream even though you know you'll be made into a chocolate chip cookie afterwards.
Nikko: 🎤💥👋
Lol I joke with my coworkers all the time like that and they tell me somethings wrong with me...and I just say " probably " 👍🏻
😂air force they really do all have huge thermas jugs
Bro tried foot fungus for 10 bucks. Wiiild
0:28 and this is exactly how you get thrush and angular chelitis.
Oh? He the barracks bunny today 0:05 he ain't escaping
8:30 this was my MTI in basic lmao
Dude I was in fort wainwright and your load freezes before it hits your battle buddies as... As I was saying... It's fucking cold!