I’m a former 11b and was trying to reclassify to 88n re-upped for 4 years to get it just to end up not getting to reclassify because my unit was deploying. Even though I was left behind in the rear detachment my UIC showed me deploying which voided me reclassing but didn’t void the contract so I gave them 4 years for free….
5:00 At The reflection in her helmet. She's not flying the plane. She is on the co-pilot seat. I think the military is hurrying beautiful women to recruit.😂
Now she is not. Because she was holding on for their life. Probably first time I'm flying. She wasn't doing the routine electronic check. She is just sitting there pretty holding for the cockpit From the high g. Turns.
Nikko I was as 95C way back when stationed at the Fort Sill RCF in Oklahoma.......Shepard AFB used to bring up their Red Cycle people to us to try a "Scared Straight" program.... was not sure it worked well at all. Used to do the "I will do 10 push ups for every one you can do"!! Never did more than 40 push ups.....
Worst retention mistake was during my Iraq deployment, I got fed up being a corporal for 2 years because points were maxed so I reclassed to corrections specialist for 4 years and $5k. (Bonus I got promoted in AIT because I made points in current prior MOS.)
68W here, I had a PFC buy his unlicensed wife a brand new car. She proceeded to hit a pedestrian and get arrested. He called me to ask if AER covers bail.
8:18 Damn, when I was in there were no reenlistment bonuses. So every 4 years I was like, "Do I really want to do this again even if I've got more chevrons on my sleeve?" Seriously, I questioned every reenlistment. It happened like 4 times. So then I was at 20, and I was like yeah that's enough. lol
I re-enlisted for 4 years just to get my E5... I was about to get out and they were like "Hey.... would you stay if we gave you E5. No board no points just straight E5." I went for it and regretted it.
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Air Force - poodle 🐩
Navy - golden retriever
Army- German shepherd
Marines- pit bull with rabies
You forgot the
Coast Guard - Pomeranian😂
Space Force?
Space Force- Chinese Crested
Marine Corp is literally the Pitbull named fucking Sugar
im 12 and want to join marines my brothwr is a sargent in the core
bro is on a roll 🗣️😭😭
FACTS!
Fr bro
Army does go rolling along!
Every day😂
I’m a former 11b and was trying to reclassify to 88n re-upped for 4 years to get it just to end up not getting to reclassify because my unit was deploying. Even though I was left behind in the rear detachment my UIC showed me deploying which voided me reclassing but didn’t void the contract so I gave them 4 years for free….
“Im a privateeee”-Nikko
Ima per-rivate! Is the best thing I ever heard on this channel
"Why don't you cry about it?!"
*Cry about it ✨on the inside✨*
9:10
That woman said the quiet part out loud.
Thank you.
5:00 At The reflection in her helmet. She's not flying the plane. She is on the co-pilot seat. I think the military is hurrying beautiful women to recruit.😂
She might be the WSO
Now she is not. Because she was holding on for their life. Probably first time I'm flying. She wasn't doing the routine electronic check. She is just sitting there pretty holding for the cockpit From the high g. Turns.
Nikko I was as 95C way back when stationed at the Fort Sill RCF in Oklahoma.......Shepard AFB used to bring up their Red Cycle people to us to try a "Scared Straight" program.... was not sure it worked well at all. Used to do the "I will do 10 push ups for every one you can do"!! Never did more than 40 push ups.....
Nikko never fails to make me laugh when I'm sad tbh 💀
@6:56 The only reason your CAC is blocked is because you entered your PIN in wrong more than three times.
That glove one is actually genius! 😂
11:39 - thank you for your cervix
1:51 that’s Valkyrie Brynn her videos are hilarious
Been waiting to see their crossover. I find her hilarious, too.
Three things you should never tell your recruiter: Your last name, your first name, your social security number.
Bro the “Khalid what is this…. A boom!” Had me dying for like 5 minutes
Lol boot flex, "check out my whip! Only 189% APR" lol
Nikko always has the best videos on youtube
4:47 it is a F-16 Fighting Falcon
Its a good time when nikko posts. I love your stuff dude!
Don't be giving Lil kids candy. Wtf. 😂😂😂
7:02 she's literally just trying to make any excuse she can😂
11:12 recruiter be like “Oh! I thought you said *INFANT* and not infantry! LawLzeez!!!111”
"What's up everybody welcome back to my RUclips channel" *shoves mic in booty cheeks abruptly* LMFAO
You know its gonna be a good day if nikko posts just before you go to work or school
Nothing hits like watching new military fails while eating chipotle in the parking lot
I just got back from MEPs the other day and with the new system they have they can see all your medical records btw 😭
I’m going to meps on Friday… fingers crossed
@@margareterrickson6019 MEPs is easy but I leave for the physical fitness camp April 15 🫡
I can feel my knees. 😢😢😢
“Uh Khed what is this a boom”
😂🤣😂🤣💀💀💀
9:50 my kid was gonna reenlist until he was deployed and now he just wants to come home…
After "bukake"?
Nikko you wrong for that. 😂
love coming home from school and seeing nikko posted! keep up the great work, im loving the new videos
I told my recruiter I smoked bud and she was actually chill about it and gave me a couple more weeks to clear my system before MEPS
Did you give her some gas?
09:00 she dont need to turn her nose up, it looks like it's already up.
A niko a day keeps the depression away 🥲
Facts
12:50 "nOoOoooOoo pleAsE nOo" 😭😂
😂😂
11:55 😂"YAAAAAAAAA!"
*Starts throwing it back*😂
Worst retention mistake was during my Iraq deployment, I got fed up being a corporal for 2 years because points were maxed so I reclassed to corrections specialist for 4 years and $5k. (Bonus I got promoted in AIT because I made points in current prior MOS.)
@5:55 This was at DLI xD mandatory fun days were basically just Army and Marines picking on the Navy and Air Force
Everybody hatin on Air Force until you call in air support and watch the human fireworks
End the work day and come to a new Nikko video and cold beer. Dude it's fckin Christmas 😂😂
Nikko you're the man
Love the “the amazing digital circus” grenade memes
Dude totally cut out security forces being sent out on patrols lol
90K for 5 years...that was after my 20K enlistment bonus...plus I was in the Air Force, so it came with the best chair you could imagine!!
14k a year and a chair, maybe I should join
You aren't getting a bonus like that bud. They aren't really doing bonuses like that these days.@gavinc1539
Bro I signed 6 years for 15k damn I messed up
@@nasa_astrohp1294Linguist?
90k per year ?
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
ALWAYSV
@@nikkoortizshorts thank you so much Nikko.
3:03 wait till the NCO using tik tok see this shit😂
That guys knee sounded just like a nurses back.
5:36 I swear to God I know what dormitory that is just by looking at it, so much PTSD from that shit
I enlisted for a free funeral. The 1st sergeant almost pissed himself when he heard me say that.
bruh the one with the kid got me crying laughing bruh😭
I love your videos, when i get old enough im gonna join the military
hotboxing the barracks was peak basic training
Navy dress uniform be looking like some fancy resturant waiter bro💀💀
68W here, I had a PFC buy his unlicensed wife a brand new car. She proceeded to hit a pedestrian and get arrested. He called me to ask if AER covers bail.
That knee crunch, ouch😮
@nikko. Sir you are so damn halarious and 110% accurate. Lol
Don't hate on the whiskeys or the foxes, we get fawked up during JPMRC
Glorious day when Nikko uploads
I had a nightmare last week, in the nightmare I was still in the army 😭
😂
The tank driver used natural camouflage or he trough he was a rabit 😂😂
*Bro NEVER STOP MILITARY FAILS OR TRAINING REACTIONS! The Jedi council Demands it!*
Okay, did that knee crunch make anyone else feel physically ill? 😅🤢🤕
Also, the trick with the gloves and pockets was innovative af 👌🤌
11:59 sounds like us at the city morgue concert before they came out and they played that song
Bro went from 20 to 40 real fast
8:18 Damn, when I was in there were no reenlistment bonuses. So every 4 years I was like, "Do I really want to do this again even if I've got more chevrons on my sleeve?" Seriously, I questioned every reenlistment. It happened like 4 times. So then I was at 20, and I was like yeah that's enough. lol
just started. That tank in the opening, man.
The chafing......God the chafing......that's some real ptsd along with slapping my boys cheeks
The disrespect to PJ's is crazy haha
Bro found the least dark Valkyrie Brynn meme.
Low key almost re-enlisted for that 30k bonus for 3 years😂😂😂
4:42 that is the lady from Air force that won Miss America 2024 :D FOR REAL!
Awesome video! You should do Canadian TikTok fails in the future!
Agreed!
Yes 🇨🇦
The knee one sent me. Double replacement at 44.
Always a good day when you get home and Nikko posts
Not me watching this at nearly 4am cuz I can't sleep
HAHAHA NIKKO PUT SOME LOTION ON YOUR NOSTRILS BRO
6:10 the army side had 2 people let go and still won.
11:51 bro my brother is an infantryman man and he says that when it happens people barely get any sleep
Nikko you are the man bro love your videos!!
love the content Nikko
So good 🫰
I love when you post lol but omg school sucksss your vids are great!
Dude that's literally Ms frickin America. Yeah she won lol
She’s also a 2nd Lt in the Air Force
On that re up. I re-enlisted for 4 years for no bonus. I just got to pick out a duty station.
I re-enlisted for 4 years just to get my E5... I was about to get out and they were like "Hey.... would you stay if we gave you E5. No board no points just straight E5." I went for it and regretted it.
I love these vids they are hilarious keep it up Niko. Please make more JROTC content, as an e-2 NJROTC cadet I would love to see it please
They are honestly so funny 😂 which was your favourite? 😂
Nikko*
6:25 ''ur life already sucks'' 😂
Brother, Navy at 75k for 6 right now. Ain't no shot unless bad medical comes up.
British Army has my knee cartilage, 28 years later my knee makes epic crunching noises.🙄
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1:50 name is Brynn woods if u don’t know u do now
7:45 Im a 92w (water purification specialist) this job aint that bad
AFSOC does in fact have "special forces", including SOF that work with other SOF from the other branches.
You know that was a Spec4 that came up with the gloves to hide the hands in the pockets.
Love you Nikko
Heck yeah
0:13 before and after celebrities used druogs
you make my day so much better
Air Force academy got really fucking strict requirements for never doing pt
Im not even kidding, my aunts dad from the other side was asked to return to combat 2 years before he passed. He was 66 with alzheimer's
Fort Lee bois with the glove trick😂
that tanker had to use the treads as weapons and cleaned what remains
I re-enlisted for 4 more years for a backpack lol