Military TikTok Fails... Part 11

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  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  7 месяцев назад +244

    What was your reaction to your first Gun Fight?!

    • @Sh3wantricky
      @Sh3wantricky 7 месяцев назад +8

      I’ve only been i a orby gun fight

    • @Hi-how-are-you-today.
      @Hi-how-are-you-today. 7 месяцев назад +12

      3:12 Since Oct - 7 on the news is IDF that IDF this, I thought IDF stands for I-Israel D-defense F-force I was like ?? then I realized 😂

    • @thomasbrown-cq2hh
      @thomasbrown-cq2hh 7 месяцев назад +4

      ITS PEW PEW TIME

    • @Noxerknows
      @Noxerknows 7 месяцев назад +5

      Ooga booga

    • @joshuaglaser8626
      @joshuaglaser8626 7 месяцев назад

      During my first fire fight I had someone next to me actually shit them selfs

  • @drd675
    @drd675 7 месяцев назад +251

    Pissed myself, wanted my mom, didn't fire a shot, got yelled at

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад +19

      Oh man 😅

    • @noahligma8165
      @noahligma8165 7 месяцев назад +9

      atleast ur honest

    • @midnightbluevt
      @midnightbluevt 7 месяцев назад +4

      kek, sounds about right

    • @kristinwojtowich8902
      @kristinwojtowich8902 7 месяцев назад +1

      Well damn, dude....at least you're transparent 😅

    • @the_jones528
      @the_jones528 5 месяцев назад

      I don't blame you; I don't have the balls to join, lowkey as fuck.

  • @Lethal_Assassin
    @Lethal_Assassin 6 месяцев назад +4

    The guy watching him do the turkey call at 1:51 was trying to hold back a laugh..

  • @2averagenoobs108
    @2averagenoobs108 7 месяцев назад +4

    funny how no one is talking about 4:40, that's all you need to know lol

  • @jeadenhendren5702
    @jeadenhendren5702 7 месяцев назад +10

    I love it when niko fills us up with his warm and juicy content ❤

  • @emiliocasillas-cy1ke
    @emiliocasillas-cy1ke 7 месяцев назад +1

    “They know I’m a disabled veteran” meanwhile he’s throwing it back harder than ice spice

  • @roguespearsf
    @roguespearsf 7 месяцев назад

    I was Infantry but the moment i saw that Shithook going out, yep someone is getting UCMJ charges

  • @davidwhite1824
    @davidwhite1824 7 месяцев назад

    Back in the mid 80's when I was in Army basic training, we had a 44 yr old former Marine going through in my company. He came in as an E2 and made E3 before we got to AIT.

  • @Thereallars
    @Thereallars 7 месяцев назад

    In the swedish armed forces, we have to ask permission to jump into the ice water, and ask permission to leave it, and if you dont have normal breath you not allowed to leave

  • @Nubsauce
    @Nubsauce 6 месяцев назад

    11:00 absolutely murdered me hahah

  • @tripphines432
    @tripphines432 5 месяцев назад

    9:50 I froze in place like their vision was based on movement 😂 then ate dirt in a bunker. Dove head first. 😅

  • @Retro_ac
    @Retro_ac 7 месяцев назад +4

    Gee-yat

  • @illexion5970
    @illexion5970 7 месяцев назад

    navy just had navadmin 031/24 drop which allows us to have our hands in our pockets

  • @lsy6237
    @lsy6237 7 месяцев назад

    Navy just authorized hands in pocket

  • @Thomas-Harrington1
    @Thomas-Harrington1 7 месяцев назад +1

    I loved it man love your videos

  • @drewhollon9757
    @drewhollon9757 7 месяцев назад

    NAVY just changed the rules, you can have your hand in your pockets now

  • @DOHKingZay
    @DOHKingZay 7 месяцев назад

    I may not be in the military, but my first gunfight ever I was scared shitless I didn’t poop, but I had to very bad everything in my body felt heavy and it ached. I’m glad I’m alive.

  • @53cards92
    @53cards92 7 месяцев назад

    8:50 Now imagine this, but 400lbs at 30mph

  • @vidonicle
    @vidonicle 7 месяцев назад

    ngl the bedtime in the tank looks comfy as hell

  • @DiscordAccount-s8m
    @DiscordAccount-s8m 7 месяцев назад +1

    first firefight i shit my pants

  • @venom-vr1
    @venom-vr1 7 месяцев назад +1

    Niko post the good stuff

  • @travismorris5903
    @travismorris5903 7 месяцев назад +1

    Just a screw or a rusty bolt for the charging handle on the 50.... easy way to see how good or shitty your armorers are. Also where is the back plate? Or is it set up for a remote operated turret that would make sense then lol

  • @erichhesse6853
    @erichhesse6853 7 месяцев назад

    I've been out for 21 years next month... I still don't put my hands in my pockets.

  • @ValhallaArms
    @ValhallaArms 7 месяцев назад

    Hey, I work in the factory those chairs are made! I remember seeing your name on a bod when I loaded it on to the trailer

  • @samuelsanchezlarios4912
    @samuelsanchezlarios4912 7 месяцев назад

    I love how Nikko and I had the same reaction to the first clip

  • @sirshade222
    @sirshade222 7 месяцев назад

    Nikkos doctor should have told him to limit the time he spend 'throwing it back' and maybe his back issues might not flare up as often.

  • @williamsantisi1315
    @williamsantisi1315 2 месяца назад

    After I left the military I had agoraphobia.. and didn't leave my house for 8 yrs 😊

  • @Simple2324.
    @Simple2324. 7 месяцев назад

    Yo I wasn’t in a tank I drove a paladin and let me tell you best sleep in that driver hatch

  • @Evan_G210
    @Evan_G210 7 месяцев назад

    Keep up the work Nikko, your content is amazing.

  • @austinpleasants5293
    @austinpleasants5293 6 месяцев назад +1

    Marine with the hands in the pocket is in 29 palms bro fuck that place

  • @AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent
    @AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent 7 месяцев назад

    i knew an E-6 that got demoted like five times in his career ☹️

  • @Bobbymaccys
    @Bobbymaccys 7 месяцев назад

    “KIIIIIAAAAAAAAHHHH DADDY!”

  • @ruthiecanan1045
    @ruthiecanan1045 7 месяцев назад

    first gun fight i was pissed, im not military and i didnt have my own…….

  • @dipgrizzly25
    @dipgrizzly25 7 месяцев назад

    We have the same reaction when experiencing IDF girls.

  • @TaylorGarrett-es6vl
    @TaylorGarrett-es6vl 6 месяцев назад

    That’s an $1,800 chair bruh

  • @KasperGamingVideos
    @KasperGamingVideos 7 месяцев назад

    the god dang chair is 2k
    nikko

  • @Kal-hg1hi
    @Kal-hg1hi 7 месяцев назад

    God, imo much angrier now After being in the army for 11+ 😅😐

  • @FearlessAnarkyeast
    @FearlessAnarkyeast 7 месяцев назад

    Wile in the military I was counting radios, and long story short. They told me I looked sad and to go to behavioral health. Then was told I wanted to self delete by my command(they didn't hear anything from my therapist) and gasslit me. Got fapped out to I.T. lmoa😂😂😂

  • @Bad_rdr_guides
    @Bad_rdr_guides 7 месяцев назад

    Bro just join the Air Force no issues there

  • @jyri1904
    @jyri1904 7 месяцев назад

    This one time we did some cqb training with hot guns and I took the entry to the left and there was a target and shot it. This one dude after me came in and shot the same target also and I almost got lead in my head. His barrel was like 30cm behind me and like a 30-40cm right. Luckily I was hugging the wall but the shock coming from the barrel and bullets got my ears ringing.
    Let's say he was a bit trigger happy cause he wasn't supposed to shoot it but take the corridor and hold and wait for my team to come in while I take the left most room and clear it with my 3rd guy.

  • @That_Pat_Guy
    @That_Pat_Guy 5 месяцев назад

    yo where's my free chair! im medically retired with 80% hahahahahaha jk

  • @ZeytRulz
    @ZeytRulz 7 месяцев назад

    Can you post every day and tell us when you take a break

  • @Marleypoogx1
    @Marleypoogx1 7 месяцев назад

    My son is in okinawa you gotta do a thing on the Habu shot amd marines

  • @gamingwithjoey4765
    @gamingwithjoey4765 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nikkkooooooo!!!!

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад +1

      Joey! What was your favourite fail here? 😅

    • @gamingwithjoey4765
      @gamingwithjoey4765 7 месяцев назад

      @@nikkoortizshorts definitely the guy hitting the roof at 9:09

  • @Armystrong37
    @Armystrong37 7 месяцев назад +2

    Bro I love the military fails Nikko pls post some more ground branch on gaming channel.

  • @mystery-jh6jn
    @mystery-jh6jn 7 месяцев назад +1

    0:04

  • @stavistraatslavicdorf5989
    @stavistraatslavicdorf5989 7 месяцев назад

    Shellshock n pstd ❤

  • @travismorris5903
    @travismorris5903 7 месяцев назад

    Damn should have waited to make a full comment lol navy just changed the navadmin allowing us to have our hands in the pockets lol

  • @nikanarindoshvili
    @nikanarindoshvili 6 месяцев назад

    ...ptsd...i have ptsd

  • @redcell9636
    @redcell9636 7 месяцев назад +1

    "They know that i'm a 100% disabled veteran"
    *Niko Proceeds to twerk on the sponsored chair*
    Me:
    "Yeah, disabled... mentally."

  • @AR-1996
    @AR-1996 7 месяцев назад

    the 11:00 killed me

  • @Jensen1b7
    @Jensen1b7 7 месяцев назад

    The mortar 😮

  • @m2hmghb
    @m2hmghb 7 месяцев назад

    I got the arthritis but I didn't even get to join the military. Fuck lyme disease.

  • @Izak-bf2ou
    @Izak-bf2ou 7 месяцев назад

    I haw PTSD

  • @XzaybandoX
    @XzaybandoX 7 месяцев назад

    But I WANT TO ENLIST🤣

  • @teddy__fresh3242
    @teddy__fresh3242 7 месяцев назад

    Nikkoooo ❤❤❤

  • @KaraMcMasters-yu9ee
    @KaraMcMasters-yu9ee 2 месяца назад

    Obligatory not in the military but I’d like to think I’d come out not much different seeing as I already have a few mental health issues

  • @jaboi6026
    @jaboi6026 7 месяцев назад

    Bruh who else watching this at 4 am

  • @lindsayfan6031
    @lindsayfan6031 7 месяцев назад

    YAY !

  • @exactinmidget92
    @exactinmidget92 7 месяцев назад

    did anyone actually remember the whole 9 line?

  • @anothernewaccount1657
    @anothernewaccount1657 7 месяцев назад +128

    "What issues do you have after the military?" - A SEVERE alcohol problem.

  • @Catholic17
    @Catholic17 7 месяцев назад +260

    The turkey call was wild 💀

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts 7 месяцев назад +120

    Military fails never get old 😂😂😂

  • @therealasian6999
    @therealasian6999 7 месяцев назад +48

    Being a civilian and seeing what the military does makes me understand why my military friends are the way they are 😂 love them

  • @giljensen1132
    @giljensen1132 7 месяцев назад +63

    Deployed to Germany made me laugh as someone who "deployed" to Honduras Egypt and Korea. I feel his pain, in Honduras, our Sgt major was the barber

  • @norton.mediapnw
    @norton.mediapnw 7 месяцев назад +36

    Well Navy Sailor here... Unlike the Devil Dogs we can have our hands in our pockets now!!!! Let's gooooo

    • @blaine1258
      @blaine1258 7 месяцев назад +1

      With the new navadmin you best believe 😂

    • @ericasdf5250
      @ericasdf5250 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hooyah hands in pockets

  • @swampygaming2975
    @swampygaming2975 7 месяцев назад +25

    Anytime I see something stupid on my college campus, I remember that, somewhere in the world, the military is doing something equally stupid. This brings a smile to my face. 🙂

  • @rickpilhorn
    @rickpilhorn 7 месяцев назад +29

    Was in an apache unit at Bragg and we did this every 6 months. THIS IS 100 ON THE AIRFORCE LOADMASTER! We broke them down but once it was time to get it on "his aircraft" it was his call and his guys on the wench.

    • @Toad2012
      @Toad2012 7 месяцев назад +1

      100% My buddy was a load master. Until that handoff happened, he wouldn't touch it.

    • @medicbabe2ID
      @medicbabe2ID 7 месяцев назад +1

      That must've been a pretty husky wench.
      Or perhaps you mean winch? 😂

    • @rickpilhorn
      @rickpilhorn 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@medicbabe2ID It's a shame that spell checker doesn't flag on words that are spelled correctly but not correct. But you still know what I meant.

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be 7 месяцев назад +41

    Always a good day when Nikko posts 😂

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 7 месяцев назад +43

    10/10 Naruto run, Nikko! Thank you!

  • @BrianDamages420
    @BrianDamages420 7 месяцев назад +328

    I ❤ nikko(I liked my own comment) I’m not a bot, just someone who has done this way too much

  • @peachesnmulder
    @peachesnmulder 7 месяцев назад +15

    Doc, I got run over by a runaway Chinook.
    Dr: sorry, NSR.

  • @johnusas2870
    @johnusas2870 7 месяцев назад +12

    Just remember for the airborne cat that kissed the roof then the ground. Your injuries aren't service related, love the VA😊

  • @philtheninja7208
    @philtheninja7208 7 месяцев назад +15

    7:31, the fact that this is a recovery vehicule and its broken down make it even more funny

  • @conorknott2683
    @conorknott2683 7 месяцев назад +5

    1:31 as a Conor i resent this statement

  • @jonnywilson4408
    @jonnywilson4408 6 месяцев назад +3

    The marines gave me fucked up knees, 5 herniated discs in my spine, tinnitus, hearing loss and Severe PTSD

  • @c3po4587
    @c3po4587 7 месяцев назад +6

    POV u clicked so fast your Wi-Fi starts dying

  • @shanesawhutchison9255
    @shanesawhutchison9255 7 месяцев назад +10

    I couldn’t come to grips with big unscheduled fireworks displays…messes me up a bit. Cheers. 🇨🇦

  • @Walter11159
    @Walter11159 7 месяцев назад +5

    5:50 thank you nikko it went everywhere
    Im joking😂

  • @x_mattxc
    @x_mattxc 7 месяцев назад +2

    Nikko should I join the marines? It’s that or Walmart 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @whatismyname0568
    @whatismyname0568 7 месяцев назад +9

    0:36 I feel good, I knew that I would

  • @whatsmybrand
    @whatsmybrand 7 месяцев назад +2

    Nikkoo.. How ya doin. *GTA 5 Davey reference*

  • @ZombaEdits
    @ZombaEdits 7 месяцев назад +7

    Mortar dude saw the light

  • @xavier1964
    @xavier1964 7 месяцев назад +2

    I hate you because you made me want to join the Army. I ship in April.

  • @michaelbreckshot6589
    @michaelbreckshot6589 7 месяцев назад +2

    4:25 wow, Air Force enlisted are having it rough, too?

  • @MsBritanie73
    @MsBritanie73 7 месяцев назад +2

    I did a polar jump in a swimsuit with my 7 year old nephew. THAT was a cold plunge.

  • @originalgaige5619
    @originalgaige5619 7 месяцев назад +2

    I don’t care if someone is younger than me and telling me how to do career related stuff. What I don’t need is some 22 year old with a 20% APR mustang and 2 divorces telling me how to handle my finances & personal life lol

  • @Moth_Knight
    @Moth_Knight 7 месяцев назад +3

    My favorite RUclipsr uploaded! LETS FUCKING GOOO

  • @piecewisefunctioneer
    @piecewisefunctioneer 7 месяцев назад +3

    I don't have issues I just no longer like fireworks, become more in touch with my emotions causing me to burst out crying at like 3am but when me and the lads go drinking we give the local pub owner a reason to be in business which is good as he has a family you know 😂

  • @XxxXxx-q8i
    @XxxXxx-q8i 7 месяцев назад +5

    🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️👍 Thank you Nikko! You made my day !!! 😂😂😂

  • @kameronmyles2013
    @kameronmyles2013 7 месяцев назад +3

    4:07 shes smirkin, she KNOWS why he left her😂

  • @giljensen1132
    @giljensen1132 7 месяцев назад +5

    Loved the ma duece segment

  • @marquestaton9124
    @marquestaton9124 7 месяцев назад +2

    I pissed my pants almost shit myself and puked my guts out from adrenaline dump after.

  • @YuumiMa1n
    @YuumiMa1n 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh yeah, blackwater is Academi now lmao same ol “shoot first ask questions later” shit show blackwater was.

  • @jasonramos2755
    @jasonramos2755 2 месяца назад +1

    Dude in the clip from 10:19 is in my unit and he was "acknowledged" for posting that video shit was fun but some dudes cant cut it

  • @GdGamerBoy12
    @GdGamerBoy12 7 месяцев назад +4

    I’m so glad my friend recommended your channel

  • @duff8626
    @duff8626 7 месяцев назад +1

    I'm not military but I'm from thv hood so I've been in fire fights and my first time I didn't even know we were getting shot at until I turned around and say my friend bleeding

  • @Rosalina_srry
    @Rosalina_srry 3 месяца назад +1

    Me watching these knowing that I'm gonna enlist into the military when in 18: 👁‍🗨💋👁‍🗨

  • @drngk7320
    @drngk7320 7 месяцев назад +5

    5:20 DID HE TRY TO CATCH THAT SHIT LMAO

  • @stillstellar04
    @stillstellar04 7 месяцев назад +6

    Best day when Nikko uploads, thanks Nikko 👍