Marine TikTok Fails... Part 3
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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The way he was gripping his neck 😂
Something else 😂
Pauly Shore would say he likes that
He said he was missing his wife that particular day and I was looking good 😂 that’s why he was gripping my neck like that
@victorgomesoliveirduarte2513 His wife or Husband? 💀
"SAFETY BRIEFING FOR TODAY. AIRMEN ARE REMINDED TO NOT INTRODUCE THEIR SISTERS TO MARINE."
Next SHARP be like...
"Ma'am, thank you for your cervix"
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Her cervix is definitely not happy with you 😅😅
I was just about to comment, thank you for your cervix 😊🫡
“Dank u for ur cervix”💀
A way to pass your room inspection, use the harshest, most obnoxious smelling cleaner you can find. Top should walk in and feel like he is getting nasaly assaulted by the pine sol lady.
6:40 80mph & they’re rockin’ Free Bird! LOL
I love your videos. They always make me laugh when I watch them.
So funny 😂
Thx for re plying
I love you Nikko you always make my day respect bro
Hell yeah
Which fail made you laugh the hardest 😂
The metal in the back round at 4:08
3:30 camp ginger close to Lejeune is where this dude at
Not it that’s on lejeune in Wallace creek
The worst smell was the Afgan toilets in kunduz 😂😂😂
ARMY = AINT READY to be a MARINE YET
Poo pond, Kandahar air base. When newbies come on base, they get acquainted . Haha
Pet spider is funny asf
Too much 😅
I wasn't in the military my dad was though and he said the worse smell he's ever smelt was a rotting corpse which I mean yea. Idk if you could beat that.
The water from the hat in a jungle had me ggaaaagging. Have gagged that hard in a while 😉😂
Worst smells.... Paint locker on a coast guard cutter lol
Now hear me out the room inspections imagine being a military kid who's father is inspecting your room when the kid is 9 yro
It was a Friday night at my moms house (I live there) I just gave my dog parm chicken. 5 minutes later he shits it out AND IT STINKS, it smelt like a dead body died on a roadkill and they both shit themselves consecutively.. I will never feed my dog parm again.
no camp lejeune is relly nice
That first video was my buddy right there 😂😂
Curling tires isn't hard, NIKKO!!!
Nikko should start answering his own questions
someone trusted this man with their hair? 😂❤ was it a bullseye?
Thank you Nikko love your laugh always gives me a smile ❤❤❤❤❤
We love Nikko’s laugh 😂
Worst smell ever is CHT. Those systems smell like somebody ate Taco Bell and then shit on the walls.
Watching this in class
Stay in school 😅
Hello nicko i love your videos keep up the good work👍👍👍
Hell yeah 🙌
Always a good day when nikko posts
Are you trying to steal my thing?
@@TributesCarlson-im4be I said it before you
@@WarZoneClipz1102 i’ve been saying it for the past 15 videos.
@@TributesCarlson-im4be I’ve said it too
I’m pretty sure I said it first I have never seen those comments before.
No it’s thank her for her servents
Nikko I ship in April as a 35L. I’m 19 and stressin about CISAC. Any advice
Wohooooooo nikko
Why everybody talking 'bout them accents??? Where I'm from, that's just how we talk. It ain't no accent.
8:58
The worst smell was when the sewerage tank blew back into the submarine, causing raw sewage to flow down 3 decks while dived.
That's rank.
Damnit that’s the most true thing ever. Every infantry barracks party ended with someone being in tears or wanting to go fight the sister unit or talk about their ex who’s with sfc snuffy
😊
😂😂😂😂
You know he didn't write that sign himself...because its in marker. Marines like crayons.
No, you can tell a Marine did it because it's backward.
Bro was needing some serious help at the beginning 😂
For real 😂
SHARP!!
Camp Lejeune got the good barracks to compensate for the poisoned water
Facts my dad got 100% disability from desert storm and the water there affecting his brain
My dad was a sergeant and a mp and he said he hosted one training where a guy was constipated but was finally “relieved” when they did a 12 mile hike and let’s just say dad was right behind him the whole 12 miles lol
Worst smell when i was in the military as a Navy Corpsman was treating someone that had Gonorrhea in his eyes. Smelled so GOD DAMN bad like rotten ass mixed with feet
They had what where? I regret knowing how to read.
DUDE I WAS THERE IN LIMA Soi west for a few months after mct and yes “that dude” snitched on our marine-sized holes in the walls and a dirty shower curtain and stuff. It’s a 60 year old building ok? He was there for like 2 weeks. Then we had to clean non stop for a 3 star to inspect us. I’m over here power washing a shower room at 2300 to make it look like a polished turd. RIP love that place never change
He was there for a couple days actually cause I picked up a right before that happened
My ad that came up under this vid was a coupang (korean amazon) ad for crayons XD
I swear Nikko does the best commentary on these videos, it’s hilarious af, keep up the good work
Always a good day when Nikko posts
ALWAYS
@@nikkoortizshorts Nikkoooooooooooooo
no lies
@@LeviBalazs-c6c what do you mean?
@@nikkoortizshorts Nikko you are amazing. 🤩
I SLEEP BEFORE I WAKE UP ... AAAAGH! that shit killed me
The worst smell I've ever smelled in the military was when we moved rearranged the unit snackbar. We had an unplugged freezer in there. I opened it a couple inches before I slammed it shut when I realized 7 frozen turkeys we were giving away to new Airmen the last thanksgiving had liquified themselves inside it.
And it was July. The wind blew through the hangar and buildings and made other unit in the hangar over throw up as we washed it out.
That is fan fucking tastic. I love it haha.
Was doing route clearance. We drove by a burn pit in Baghdad. I started throwing up immediately. I was trying to operate the gyro cam on the COs truck at the time. Long trip that one.
burn pit??????
@@Damien-t4ryeah they take human waste and trash and burn it with diesel and the smell, is how you would think it would be 😂
Military paying for your college sounds like financial aid. If I get c or lower overall they say “no more financial aid for you”
Bro if you could make a video talking about executive protection I think that’d be dope
...Been missing ya Ortiz! Tighten Up! ❤
Yesss!
That large marine would be hard to take down if the marine is dedicated.
I don’t think that haircut at 5:59 is in regulation lol😂
In the British army it's called robo gen
The sign with " HELP" and the look had me laughing
For real 😂
Got me shook when he said Raul you talking to me I don’t know a single other Raul at least we out here 😂
bro we use to go down the mountains in WV and have the speedometer back up to 20 scariest thing I've ever done lmao
Worst smell ever for me was all the drains getting unclogged in the dorms, these were Air Force dorms by the way and haven't been renovated since the 80's and I was there pre 2020 COVID and it sucked
Marines are so wild fr 😂
"Fighting demons" Bro everyone fights demons when they are drunk.
I love watching these🤣🤣🤣
I should be in Parris Island for bootcamp on March 26th!🫡
Semper Fi!
I❤ nikko(liked my own comment and no I’m not a bot)
" I sleep before I wake up " I.. Is that not how it works though????
you hate not being deployed until you're there, then you come back and you're begging to be sent back because conis is wack
W Nikko post. Still talking to my Recruiter with your last name by the way😭
Wow 😂
That Camp Lejeune barracks looks a lot like the SNCO barracks. Tiny but probably the nicest barracks I've ever seen
Nikoooo you're funny asf bro, keep it up!
Hell yesss
I'm joining those but in San Diego 😩😩
5 min gang
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I'd bet money those were the supply barracks at Lejeune. Those guys had it good when I was there. They got treated like they were Air Force 😂
We need Nikko reacting to Nikko bro
We really do
Thats normal, food for later 😂 aint that the truth
French Creek Barracks 64. my first barracks in the Marine Corps looks just like that Lejeune one shown
I'm stuck on the curling tires. Like WTF!?!? Who are you? LOL
Is everyone gay in the military?
This compilation made my ptsd flare up THANKS NIKOOOOOOOO
Doing a VBSS boarding with a DDG. We pulled up to a Dowe with 95 cammels and 113 goats stacked about each other. I was the 7M forward 250 gunner. I threw up on my mouth and had to gut it pretending it didn't affect me. Worst smell ever.
If I could CHOOSE a man on this planet... Nikko Ortiz... hands down. But, we've never met, Nikko and I... he has a yoga assistant from SA...
Yo, i just went to meps today, nikko wasnt lying in his vid where he said that shit was BORING AF! The worst part was letting an old man touch my junk and look at my chocolate starfish to check for hemorrhoids and shit
I happen to have freckles and pale skin... darned Scottish and Norwegian and German bloodlines, huh? I'm part Cree, too... Irish, English, etc.
Worst smell? I went to Leonardwood for basic and we had an outhouse from WW2 that supposedly hadn't been cleaned since WW2. It was called El Stinko and was hilariously close to the gas chamber. So, it was kinda a toss up on which one smelled worse.
😎👉👌😹
The gutter behind the D-Fac is close second.
Bro I actually lived across the river from the camp Lejeune NC in a campground
Nikko I was married with 2 children with my civilian ex husband. He seriel cheated on me whilst I worked a job and helped his buisness and was raising our 2 kids. Bro he dragged his feet like an ungrateful hoe girlfriend and he was a Man! My now Army E4 maffia Fiancé is very good to me treats me like his Queen. I treat him like a king with all my feminine and excelent resources I bring to our relationship. So yes I have a real one. He's not hot garbage like most. 😂
If he did slip up trust me I am out I will not live with a cheater.
Funniest ish I ever saw in ait was my dude on his phone when drill walked in and instantly made vrrrrrrrrrr sounds and acting like it’s a shaver hahahaha.
Some one had a pet racoon and locked it in a cupboard it died and started rotting we found it when it was a skeleton ps love yo video's, love the content
"Happens all the time, nothing outside the norm OKAY"- nikko
Worst thing about military was toxic commands that were just trying to get that CO spot.
Anyone that i knew that has gone to the military HAS ALWAYS FOR SOME REASON come back gay as hell
My response to pretty much this whole damn thing....fucking EWWWW 😮😅😂😂
Being an ancient Marine infantry man ,I first want to say I was a Marine in the infantry and it was awesome. I really want to hate this Army doggie that always talks shit about the Corps no matter how right he is .....huah troop thanks for your vids!
Worst smell i ever witnessed was on a 4day bivi in summer and my buddy didn’t washed or used deodorant for the whole time and broke 3 chemlights and spilled everything over his gear he looked like a Christmas tree and smelled like a dead rat in a toxic waste barrel I nearly threw up especially after a abc training with tear gas it was mental
I don't give a damn
I want talk to you live
I'm Canadian you america
We gonna talk real now
Anytime
Peaceful
Fred
Don't listen to niko. If you are a Marine and you hear Colors, you face the fucking flag and salute, if in uniform.
I remember when I was caught lacking in colors and a Japanese ship was in port so we had their colors after ours I was never caught in colors again
I buzzed my juniors bald for them all the time if they where broke you got one free cut that I would pay for then you were bald if it happened again
Muscle's
Are
Required
Intelligence
Non
Essential
MARINE !
80 in a humeVee maybe downhill with a tailwind! and step bro I'm stuck in a dryer
This video was so good
Never fails 💪
1:54 you Nikko
So what I took from this whole video is that there is no difference between an infantryman in the army and marines
What's Nikko's favorite song? I'll sing it anyday...
Lake Bandini on a hot 29 palms summer PFT Iykyk🤮