Military TikToks Gone WRONG

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  Год назад +574

    Whats the BEST Military Branch?!

  • @mehcutcheon2401
    @mehcutcheon2401 Год назад +584

    I love the instructors just screaming while these kids are trying to call home lol. Welcome to the Corps...

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +94

      😂😂😂 welcome to the shit show

    • @Phnx_
      @Phnx_ Год назад +6

      lol

    • @darkdestroyer32
      @darkdestroyer32 Год назад +11

      You already know they low-key laughing on the inside

    • @raven_1133
      @raven_1133 Год назад +4

      If the parents weren’t in the Marines, they’d be like, “Are we sure they aren’t in Detroit?”

    • @tylerkinley268
      @tylerkinley268 Год назад +3

      Nothing says 'im completely safe' like a grown man yelling vulgar threats in the background.

  • @onyx6847
    @onyx6847 Год назад +67

    6:50 the aircraft directors normally are serious but they have "freestyle friday" where they get to do a move or a dance at the end. it is a tradition in most air forces.

    • @Schnozwangler
      @Schnozwangler Год назад +3

      And by aircraft directors they mean crewchiefs

  • @DreadMD23
    @DreadMD23 Год назад +179

    Hearing Nikko scream AIR ASSAULT!!! Has to be the most ear pleasing thing

  • @tommyj387
    @tommyj387 Год назад +16

    The drill sergeant and or soldier on the eagle tower that you showed that was upside-down was real because that happened a little over a year ago when I was at basic training. All he was doing was demonstrating on how reliable the equipment was and that you shouldn't be afraid to fall

  • @raven_1133
    @raven_1133 Год назад +5

    5:23
    “Sir, ummm…sir all the systems are broken due to the 7000 super subwoofers being activated at once…”

  • @elijahford700
    @elijahford700 Год назад +90

    I’m going to talk to a recruiter next week and I’m super nervous about it. Watching your videos make it so much better to think about. Thanks for great content!

  • @andryuwu8311
    @andryuwu8311 Год назад +254

    I just had a horrible day and seeing you just posted really put a smile on my face. Thank you lots Nikko, you're amazing! Already know this video will be great like all the others ❤

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +18

      Andry I hope your day is better!

    • @andryuwu8311
      @andryuwu8311 Год назад +7

      ​@@nikkoortizshorts yea so much better now, love your videos! Never fail to make me smile ahah. Can't wait for the next video!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +48

      Don’t worry Andry I gotchu and whenever having a bad day you gotta push through and look forward to tomorrow 👍🏽😄

    • @TORQ111
      @TORQ111 Год назад +1

      @@nikkoortizI have Asperger’s, so I’m gonna say right now is real

    • @joshuataft5541
      @joshuataft5541 Год назад +2

      Hope this day is better than that one

  • @Fin.mint.
    @Fin.mint. Год назад +13

    Fun fact with the NPA, when I went through EMT certification class we were told to put it in a 1/4 inch the lift the part outside the nose upwards. It puts the NPA at almost 90 degrees upwards and now you just gently push down. It slides in ridiculously easy, got to do it on a drunk guy not to long after I passed my certification.

  • @daltonedmonds9344
    @daltonedmonds9344 Год назад +11

    4:40 when the drill sergeants were showing us how to go down they ended up like that to show us how to get back up. Pretty funny to watch though😂

  • @LoloD1833
    @LoloD1833 Год назад +13

    Once on a WestPac Deployment, (in the Cold War) we were being “shadowed” by the ubiquitous Russian Fishing Trawler. The Signalman on the Blinker light was bored and flashed the Trawler,”Why do you go home!” The trawler flashed back, Why don’t you?”

  • @michaelfoy2724
    @michaelfoy2724 Год назад +21

    Love the video! The jets being launched is called freestyle Fridays. Pretty much some units you can dress up others you can just dance and you can do whatever you want as long as you salute.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +4

      What where Tf is this?!

    • @zsandorevans4041
      @zsandorevans4041 Год назад +4

      @@nikkoortiz pretty much any Air Force base with Fighter Squadrons. Happens pretty much every Friday AF wide.

    • @alexschumacher2030
      @alexschumacher2030 Год назад +1

      Came here to say this. Freestyle Fridays were awesome

  • @JoyStickASMR
    @JoyStickASMR Год назад +15

    5:18 thats an officer in the penguin costume too lmao

  • @CountryLiven92
    @CountryLiven92 Год назад +6

    When I was in the Army and sleeping on the ground I used my 3M earplugs to make sure bugs didn't crawl in my ears.

  • @mariedockery1126
    @mariedockery1126 Год назад +46

    My brother was a crayon eater...still is. Once a marine always a marine!

  • @CrippledMerc
    @CrippledMerc Год назад +15

    That first clip looks scary until you realize it’s just Nico reading an ad. I’m kidding. The first clip looks scary until you notice that it’s like a corrugated cardboard door. Probably about as a sturdy as your cheapest option for a closet door at home depot. I thought it was gonna be like the fridge or truck explosion mishap/near-miss from FPS Russia back in the day, but it’s just a cardboard door or something like that as far as I can tell.

  • @Vortex-od4sr
    @Vortex-od4sr Год назад +17

    Hey Nikko, just wanted to let ya know that the Pinecone Grenade game made sense to me. It’s similar to the “war games” I played outside as a kid. I would run around with a wood gun or some shit like that and toss a rock in the air pretending it was a grenade and run/duck. Honestly, I miss those days.

    • @SerialDesignationS-556
      @SerialDesignationS-556 Год назад +3

      the days when I had people to play outside with. yeah, I miss that too.

  • @ackor8939
    @ackor8939 Год назад

    Its 02:59 and I'm done with my school project thank you for holding me together Sir Nikko Ortiz.

  • @Speeeneer
    @Speeeneer Год назад +819

    The Marine Corps is the best branch.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +272

      Are you sure about that? 👀

    • @Speeeneer
      @Speeeneer Год назад +83

      ​@Nikko Ortiz Yes, my father is a retired Marine, and I grew up on Marine bases, and the Marines are cool af.

    • @lockheedmartin-h5i
      @lockheedmartin-h5i Год назад +98

      @@Speeeneer alright crayon eater

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад +61

      @@lockheedmartin-h5i hey my brother was a crayon eater and my oldest brother was a paramedic firefighter. watch yo self bro. Dad was retired Army. We respect all branches

    • @sgtscrapps7341
      @sgtscrapps7341 Год назад +18

      @@mariedockery1126 yes we do.

  • @braydencohernour4789
    @braydencohernour4789 Год назад +15

    Nikko the army needs to pay you for your superb recruiting skills I swear. Keep up the content man I love it ❤

    • @nightinthewhite3817
      @nightinthewhite3817 Год назад

      i wouldnt be surprised if they already are, he's making it seem fun, few comments above this one, theres one going to talk to a recruiter

  • @mariedockery1126
    @mariedockery1126 Год назад +9

    great vid...especially when you're distraught and depressed. Losing a dog and a cat at the same time is rough! 😢

    • @sgtscrapps7341
      @sgtscrapps7341 Год назад +2

      I sorry about Kitty and Heidi. Call me afterwhile.

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад +1

      @@sgtscrapps7341 It's ok. Kitty is 18 and Heidi 14. I'm blessed to have them that long.

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +1

      Marie I’m sorry to hear that. Hope you’re ok!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +3

      Marie we gotchu I’m sorry for your loss!

    • @amandadelrio7113
      @amandadelrio7113 Год назад +1

      I love you my girl! I am so sorry

  • @Adroit1911
    @Adroit1911 Месяц назад

    I love watching the rappelling videos. I started rock climbing at 10yo, rappelling is the easiest and most fun thing you can do with a climbing rope.

  • @karimhemdan01
    @karimhemdan01 Год назад +1

    Lmaooo 8:02 is at Camp McGregor, they’re either deploying or just got back and waiting to home

  • @Gavin62454
    @Gavin62454 Год назад +88

    Nikko makes everyone’s day better thank you bro

  • @ROUSH-01
    @ROUSH-01 Год назад +10

    Can we all agree the military fail series is the best series on nikkos channel?

  • @hannahkeck7448
    @hannahkeck7448 Год назад +25

    Nikko, you truly cure my depression. Thank you😂🙏🏻❤️

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +2

      Nikko = cure for depression 😂 what was your favourite fail?

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +9

      Hannah I appreciate you! I’m tryin my best to make y’all laugh! 🤣

    • @hannahkeck7448
      @hannahkeck7448 Год назад

      @@nikkoortizshorts I can’t pick one, they’re all more just stupid than fails😂 but I like stupid stuff cuz it makes me laugh lol

    • @hannahkeck7448
      @hannahkeck7448 Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz I think it’s the way you’re just yourself that makes us laugh the most lol. Keep up the good work!!

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад

      you lucky

  • @TheKings0824
    @TheKings0824 5 месяцев назад +1

    Not even lying. We both stuck the middle finger up at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gojzotix
    @Gojzotix Год назад +1

    6:35 freestyle Friday be hitting different 😩😩

  • @MZ-bl6wg
    @MZ-bl6wg Год назад +5

    5:23 Please please tell me this was when that Strike Group pulled into the waters near Crimea! How bad ass hearing this from US Naval ships loud speakers!!❤ 🇺🇸

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      😂😂😂 I have no idea but that would be wild!

  • @jodif8124
    @jodif8124 Год назад +13

    This was so fun to watch! I miss living on base and all the funny @ss sht we used to do😂 Army wife ❤

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +3

      All the funny, terrible, weird, shitty, memorable stuff that happened daily 😂

  • @rush_17
    @rush_17 Год назад +12

    I love the military fails, your reactions are priceless!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +5

      😂Military Tiktok fails do have me laughin so hard lmao

    • @deannelowry4924
      @deannelowry4924 Год назад

      love the fails.@@nikkoortiz

  • @BMarie774
    @BMarie774 9 месяцев назад

    2:27 my ass would 100% hit em with the “THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. GOODBYE FOR NOW! *whispers as I hang up* i love you mommy”

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 Год назад +27

    Personally I think the Army is the best. 😉 just bias cause my dad was a vet in the Army.
    That spider in the ear made my whole body shudder and itch all over!
    Thanks Nikko for the great reaction! See you on Kick!❤️🤍💙

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +5

      We definatly the best 😎 and see ya tonight on kick!!

    • @wyattfender2162
      @wyattfender2162 6 месяцев назад

      My dad's a retired marine

    • @wyattfender2162
      @wyattfender2162 6 месяцев назад

      Also Mt grandpa was a army vet so which one should I choose?

  • @MarcusGiles-w5h
    @MarcusGiles-w5h Год назад +1

    The weird dances they do in the air force is basically sign language. They all are different and have crafts in meanings. It’s basically jus like fly good, and be safe

  • @stormy321
    @stormy321 Год назад +10

    10:35 Nikko got straight to the point 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +3

      Never diverting 😂😎

    • @TheManWhoAsked180
      @TheManWhoAsked180 Год назад

      It was AIT not basic but yeah carlile does have a hot mom so thats valid

  • @yogawithkatharine
    @yogawithkatharine Год назад +5

    That parachute moment NO THANK YOU 💀

  • @-a-s-a-s-
    @-a-s-a-s- Год назад +7

    I'd be wearing ear plugs 24/7.

  • @tonylepera8632
    @tonylepera8632 Год назад +2

    That’s my old gunny banging on the phone box at 2:49

  • @Mechanized2k
    @Mechanized2k Год назад +2

    LMAO, that celebrate our differences got me busting out.

  • @squishy716
    @squishy716 Год назад +5

    0:01 fingers in my mouth, damn, now i kind wanna join the military, kinda sad tht i cant cuz im mute tho :(

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +3

      All good is about the support 😎🤟🏽

  • @frankwoods6489
    @frankwoods6489 Год назад +6

    I'ma do some crazy stuff when I'm in the Marines 😂

  • @CaptainChip501
    @CaptainChip501 9 месяцев назад +4

    ARMY! ARMY! ARMY! ARMY! ARMY!

  • @ShrikerN955MG
    @ShrikerN955MG Год назад +2

    7:03 they are signalling the aircraft to move in the direction they want it to move, they just like putting some pizzaz into it tho

  • @AirGhostAlpha
    @AirGhostAlpha Год назад

    9:32 *That’s when Carl realized; he’s holding a 9mm., and not a taser*

  • @Taylor-pz6li
    @Taylor-pz6li 7 дней назад +1

    Branch:𝘼𝙧𝙢𝙮
    Spell:𝘼-𝙍-𝙈-𝙔
    Because:𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙖 𝙛*𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙜𝙪𝙣!! 😂😂

  • @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl
    @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl Год назад +5

    Thanks brother brother for the video and post, nikko you da bestest thanks for making my days a million times better keep up the fantastic work ❤😂

  • @josue244264
    @josue244264 Год назад +4

    npa's arent that bad, it helps to not use the largest size first but when i was in, if you fell asleep during iv class youd have to be the example for how to administer an npa. like iv's ive done them to myself several times. however the drills get mad when you do but they cant help but be a little impressed at the same time. even in red phase.

  • @imablock16
    @imablock16 Год назад +5

    3:10 best part lol

  • @lilwhiteexpresstruck7943
    @lilwhiteexpresstruck7943 Год назад

    The dudes "dancing" for the jets are called shooters lol. They ground guide the plane then let the pilot know when they're clear to navigate on their own. They all have signature moves before "shooting" the jet out on a flight lol

  • @johnclarke1164
    @johnclarke1164 Год назад

    Bro I'm I OH.. MIL. Vet love how fast you can keep up with reality and Ra Ra shit

  • @xwinter__riderx9155
    @xwinter__riderx9155 Год назад +4

    Love the reaction vids as always

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      Thanks rider! What branch is better tho 👀

    • @xwinter__riderx9155
      @xwinter__riderx9155 Год назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz ya always ask this Nikko!!! Ahhhh 😅
      Idk anymore! 😵‍💫

  • @nadine7892
    @nadine7892 Год назад +4

    13:26 What the F%$§ xD

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      Basically what we say daily 😂😂

  • @PhoenixCMDRAce
    @PhoenixCMDRAce Год назад

    The ground crew in the Air Force have free style fridays where they can do what ever they want when they are guiding them onto the taxi way

  • @Rotorhead1651
    @Rotorhead1651 Год назад

    The hand gestures we use on the flight-line are called "Marshalling Signals" and it's how ground crew advise flight crew what we need them to do when maneuvering on the ground. There are even more signals for hovering aircraft.
    The dance moves are a new thing, though.

  • @xthesaiyan7933
    @xthesaiyan7933 Год назад +1

    8:09 Makes sense to me, not because I’ve ever been in the military or army (I’m only 19), but because I’m lacking enough brain cells to understand that mindless fun

  • @chzzy_nm
    @chzzy_nm Год назад

    4:39 yeah this is actually from when I was in basic, the guy on the rope is a First Lieutenant demonstrating what not to do and then what to do if it happens

  • @hisgross
    @hisgross 21 день назад

    @13:30 got me deep laughing.... then the spider made me stop and grab my emotional support weapon.

  • @deadxbeats2231
    @deadxbeats2231 Год назад

    Me personally I’m going into freshman in a few days and after high school I am going straight to marines from what I’ve heard/seen it gives you the best life lessons,experiences and discipline you’ll get

  • @Updatesandedits
    @Updatesandedits 6 месяцев назад

    That r2d2 sound effect was the best thing I’ve heard in a while

  • @mlsXxassassinxX1
    @mlsXxassassinxX1 Год назад

    The clip at 5:15 with the navy.. THIS IS AMERICA AND NOONE WANTS THIS SMOKE.

  • @tsgillespiejr
    @tsgillespiejr Год назад +1

    For Army it's Drill Sergeants, and for Marine Corps it's Drill Instructors... so I'm thinking, hear me out... for Air Force, Drill Professors?

  • @nathanbeier8332
    @nathanbeier8332 Год назад

    I am retired navy and we have had water balloon fights between ships when doing maneuvers. Using the large water balloon launchers.

  • @epoc162
    @epoc162 Год назад

    The eagle tower one, 101st used to do that as an example. I got to do it once. The whole point is to do it like an idiot and prove if you slip, you won't die. And have fun because that school can be boring as fuck for instructors most days.

  • @NolanRommelfanger-q1y
    @NolanRommelfanger-q1y День назад

    I can explain the dances. I'm not a vet or in the military, I'm actually 11, but you can make whatever takeoff sign you want as long as it is approved by your superior. I think.

  • @weaklyegg8710
    @weaklyegg8710 Год назад

    "Its all good times until something goes wrong." not even 2 seconds later the dude gets yanked by the cord and chaos ensues

  • @justinhurwanto7748
    @justinhurwanto7748 Год назад

    NAAAAAAAAH, it was the C-RAM busting tunes out like that for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kaotix_music
    @Kaotix_music Год назад +1

    3:30 I was born with a very odd and mysterious skill...to take NPAs up my nose without blinking. Idk if it was because after my first one I learned there was a trick to it? But dudes (even CLS cadre) got super weirded out I can deadass stare someone in the face, not blink, and just get an NPA shoved down my nose. (the tick was to do one, constant, slow breathe out through your nose to open it up more and the NPA went in like butter)

  • @StoneeWattxz
    @StoneeWattxz 7 месяцев назад

    Fun fact,, NEVER use an NPA when the patient is responsive and conscious 🤣

  • @DocGoodikins
    @DocGoodikins Год назад

    i was a navy vet (corpsman) and YESSSSS we get DOWN!!!!

  • @austinyork2527
    @austinyork2527 22 дня назад

    I've had a we the people holster over 2 years and I love it. I'm about to buy another very soon and will definitely use that code. Thanks🤙

  • @Doc_Roe
    @Doc_Roe Год назад

    I just watched a towed jumper recovery on youtube... That has to be so terrifying, dude had the static line wrapped around his arm strangling it helplessly flopping in the wind

  • @L.K.S.R.
    @L.K.S.R. Год назад

    “Back to back world war champs and you’re gonna fuck it all up!” 😂😂

  • @DefinitelyNotAnOsprey
    @DefinitelyNotAnOsprey Год назад

    2:45 They were nice to let her try another phone. My boy next to me didn't get that.

  • @angrymater13la
    @angrymater13la Год назад +1

    Celebrate our differences had me cracking up

  • @technicianofgod
    @technicianofgod 7 дней назад

    3:45 She put the NG tube in upside down. that's why he couldn't do it lmfao

  • @williamfraim883
    @williamfraim883 Год назад

    NPA's were my favorite when teaching the gun bunnies CLS as a 68W.

  • @Franz-em9et
    @Franz-em9et 9 месяцев назад +1

    Air Force anything for a ball cap

  • @OrdinaryTowerDefense
    @OrdinaryTowerDefense Год назад +1

    Army and marines are the BEST F••KING BRANCHES

  • @15mdagger
    @15mdagger Год назад +1

    1:11, I'm going to be in the 75th Rangers Regiment and later on 75th Rangers STB (RRC). I'm so excited for Military Free Fall School and Jump School so yes I would pay to jump from a plane.

  • @gmoney9490
    @gmoney9490 Год назад

    "back to back world war champs and we about to fuck it up!!!!" 😂💀💀💀🤣

  • @wolffyre3793
    @wolffyre3793 Год назад +2

    Nikko as a drill sergeant gives me Sargent Hartman vibes

  • @dalloncarpenter7137
    @dalloncarpenter7137 Год назад

    If I was that pilot I’m giving the most terffying fucjing grin known to man😂🤣💀

  • @Tyler112272
    @Tyler112272 Год назад

    Navy here, we make up dances to our moves while doing aircraft checks before launch..I think it's kinda tradition at this point..

  • @jamescameron2521
    @jamescameron2521 Год назад

    That was Eagle Tower on Sand Hill. Jesse Lassek is the rappel master at the top sending down the possum.

  • @joshmellon390
    @joshmellon390 Год назад

    I'm from Ohio and was in the Navy lol. Thanks for the existential dread.

  • @samsmusichub
    @samsmusichub 6 месяцев назад

    5:00 bruh this is the funniest part.

  • @brianquiroz8770
    @brianquiroz8770 Год назад

    6:36, the navy side is starting the aircraft up and taxing the aircraft to go fly basically it

  • @ragnarrskulkrew6232
    @ragnarrskulkrew6232 Год назад

    As a USN Hospital Corpsman, I can verify that we do, in fact, Party Hard all day!

  • @Spicoli1Bilek
    @Spicoli1Bilek Год назад

    I love the guy doing the Rucka Ali differences.

  • @f-empire-8
    @f-empire-8 5 месяцев назад

    Bro, you’ve grown up a lot since Malcom in the Middle, but we still know it’s you, Rhys.

  • @johnnichols3977
    @johnnichols3977 Год назад

    Had a medic in CLS who shoved NOT 1 but 2 NPAs up his nostrils and stood up like it was nothing

  • @Obsidian_Magnus
    @Obsidian_Magnus 7 месяцев назад

    I wanna be a pilot, so I would most definitely jump out as soon as we hit altitude!
    Also, with the vid about the pepper spray training, a lady at my old church accidentally pepper sprayed herself from her keychain.

  • @itzl5838
    @itzl5838 Год назад

    air force traffic controller usually do a squadron callsign. I've seen some dances but, its usually up to the ground crew.

  • @adriannaing6079
    @adriannaing6079 Год назад

    it's called free style Friday where the guy can do his own shit when saluting the pilots in training

  • @justinmcauley6782
    @justinmcauley6782 Год назад

    ok did a civi tower one time, you get a three count, let go... Let Go... LET GO!!!!

  • @_Usaco
    @_Usaco Год назад +1

    6:58 that's Freestyle Friday.

  • @socksandpi1264
    @socksandpi1264 Год назад

    When I was doing security training with the police department, we had to be tased and hit with OC spray. Well, I was severely allergic, so they had me come back being released from the ER and blindfolded me to run through the course (hitting target with baton, fire a taser, suspect take down, handcuffing suspect and finding the gun that was tossed aside) since I couldn't run through after being sprayed. Glad I didn't have to do that more than once. Love watching the newbies getting hit with that shit, though.

  • @JasonScroggins-c4i
    @JasonScroggins-c4i Год назад

    I used to launch & catch jets all the time... Not sure how im supposed to explain the hand signals with just words though lolol

  • @Havøc_Varangian
    @Havøc_Varangian 5 месяцев назад

    9:40 yoooo 😂😂 getting tased and OC sprayed sucks!!!!!

  • @OlNineToes
    @OlNineToes 6 месяцев назад

    The last one got me wearing ear plugs for life.