MILITARY FAILS!! (REACTION)
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Another REQUESTED video Military Fails! Ive had plenty of failures in the Army and played a-lot of jokes but some of these videos freak me out and would have me running for cover! Let me know in the comments your worst military fail or scare!
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Marine mortarman, one range we did we had 3 misfires one right after the other. And on the last one the dude was so scared he dropped the round. You never saw a whole squad run that fast in your life
Holy shit sir. Thank you for your service.
Do mortar rounds have an arming distance like the 40mm?
Ahahahaha nerves of steel. It takes nerves of steel to even be there to run 😂
@@challenrosander5821 nope. You drop it the right way with enough energy you get darwined.
Damn run like a bitch
The worst part about artillery was actually choosing whether you wanted to spend the day saying "huh?" to everyone you see trying to talk to you or just go deaf and leave out the earplugs. I chose deafness 😂
Back in Camp Lejeune in mid-late July '16, my first field op as an 0811 (13B). I was 1st plt with the M327 120mm mortar & 2nd plt was the M777A2 155mm Howitzer. 2nd plt was shooting overhead toward our direction and one of their rounds ending up being a skipped round and landed rouphly 50m to our right. Luckily when it impacted it didn't go off, but if it did, I wouldn't here here today 5 years later typing this. One of the scariest moments I've had as an artilleryman.
I woulda definitely pissed myself
The Mortar misfire has happened to me 3 times during my career. Popped smoke and got ghost every time. Yeah, plus every live fire exercise that we had, all the BATT officers and the company commander/1sg would want to hang rounds. Our CO was the range safety officer and he had to tell the 1sg that his range day was done because he kept moving his right hand over the cannon after he hung the round. I was in a track mounted 120mm section then.
One time we were setting up a new checkpoint, we had a small bunker for our rounds. 120mm mortars.
We start taking incoming rounds and instinctively run in to said bunker.
It only took a few seconds to realize how stupid of an idea that was.
Lololol
*incoming rounds* Panic.
*run into ammo bunker* PANIC@&^#!!!
@@markevans1618 omg I love that meme.
You live in North Korea: panic
You live in North Korea: PPANICkk
You are the first person I've seen on this website say "If not leave a dislike and leave a comment telling what was wrong, and I'll try to fix it" and I love it
my friend was a mortarman, when he was overseas an enemy mortar landed 5 meters away but never detonated,
he still has ptsd to this day.
LOL, I was the opossum.. that figure 8 gave me wayyyy too much resistance. I sat hard AF, and the rope just didn't go through.. full opossum son.
I don’t have a personal story but one from my great uncle from WW2. He was a ball gunner in a B-24 bomber in the European Theater. On one bombing run they were bombarded with flak making them have to parachute out. Sadly they did not tell my great uncle and he only realized it when fuel began to fill the ball turret. When he parachuted out it was at a lower altitude than even the paratroopers dropped in at thus he broke his leg. It’s up to you if you want to believe me on the next part as I can’t even confirm it. He said that when he landed it was in Germany close to Berlin where a anti NAZI family helped sneak him back to the Allies.
The SEMPERFIRES video it’s called a cook off, when the tube is hot enough to light the increments (Cheto puff lookin things) and it flies out
🙀🙊...run💨
The running like a potato got me lol
Army. Worst one was in basic at FT. Leonardwood. Doing a movement for the last ftx in the middle of the night already freezing cold. We left the ORP at close to 1 am. And I stepped into a 5 foot deep foxhole from a cycle that was out there a long time ago. It was filled with standing water and I was soaked for the rest of the night. DS asked me why I smelled like at up ass left in the sun for three days. Told him the story and he rolled around for an hour. One of those days where he just couldn’t keep a straight face.
Love the vids. I think a cool reaction series would be some more special forces reactions. Just a suggestion. Love the vids, keep up the great work.
The tanker isn't getting kicked out. He's on mine clearing, now.
live round in the tube came out but didn't launch and i caught it before it hit the ground and blew up the srg was super impressed
If it wasn't for the fact that, that morter shell being a live bomb what a sound to doe too XD
That fking 'boip' *pop* 😂
I believe the artillery round being thrown hit the soliders first sgt... so yea, fun.
The speed racer reference got me I was not expecting that
It was only a training rocket but we had a MLRS start to corkscrew as soon as it launched.
That had me dead, just "3 2 1 fire" *bam* * plink *
The tank going through the wall was a shopping centre from a show called "The Grand Tour"
LOL when hardcover turns into concealed cover 🤣
1:23 the noise got me cracking up
Army mortar. We had some people come out to our range from battalion to observe and when we finished we had left over ammo to shoot off and one of the supply females asked to hang a round. When she dropped the round down the tube she looked DOWN THE FREAKIN TUBE. One of our 5s was behind her and yeeted her by that back strap on her IOTV
shooting a 60mm mortar and an HE round pooped out the top just like that and made a noise we ran
Not arty or anything but as a 12B , i was guarding demo in a thinderstorm with lightning strikes hitting the area
Not a charlie, but when i was in javelin school, we had a dud with a live round. landed 20 meters in front of my face. I've never ran so fast in my life.
6:13 that’s bbc tv presenter Richard Hammond in a shopping centre in dubi on a program called “top gear”.
Thank God for the fuse safety on that round!!!
3:08 yall are really Bout to love this
Airborne mortars 505 1st panther, commander came out to the field to see what we were doing and he went to hang rounds and got one stuck then tried to put another mortar down the tube.
120 mm trailer mount
Man you are great with your Shorts greetings from Germany Mate 😂🤘🏻
He's defo a mix of all the branches at once
Marine Corps Optics-Tech I go on mortar ranges sometimes and are 81s had a misfire and they didn’t catch it somehow and ended up stacking rounds
Nikko - its our fucking super power dude! WHEN IN DOUBT RACK OUT!!!
Also that sparkly mortar, looks like the charge bags ignited.
I have so much respect for mortar crews holy shit
Definitely the one where they looked at each other and you can just see the words “oh shit”.
On a m320 range for you civilians it's a new noob tube, sergeant next to me had his thumb over the tube when he fired and painted us both orange 🙄
21 years in, retired E7.
You visit FL, and let me know… you ain’t paying for beers or dip.
4:50 the guy missed the jump cause he hesitated. happened to me one while doing parkour. Luckily my face broke my fall.
He was Czech lmao. Idk why but Im still feeling patriotic even from that lol :D
Poor guy tho hope hes ok.
im a mortar, one time out in mortep we had a fister who wanted to hang a round, so he hung the round and the gunner tolled him to fire, but when he let the round drop he did a half a**ed duck and just barley moved his hands, any closer and his hands woulda been gone, after that he didnt hang a round the rest of the time we were there
The tank in the building is just Richard Hammond.
Can you upload your combat footage from your helmet cam if you have any from being deployed would be cool to see it
Love that " Glick That KLike button " ,,intro. Peace Nikko always with a cw
I hate those who start wars. I hope in the future those who die in wars are those who want to start it.
13:30 Me when the teacher assigns homework on a Friday
I love when you do space force hello
Oh man, I needed this tonight! Thank you!
Almost lost a finger. I seen a Marine loose part of his thumb on a live fire range..
Arty
The hmrs left live and armed rockets in the pod on the loncher after an equipment failer caused the pod to slam down in the cradle They called a wrecker to tow it back to the mp and never told the team driving the wrecker about the armed rockets and let it sit in the mp for the weekend and was found an Monday pmcs maintenance
Hella Funny Awesome Veteran RUclipsr ever
Yours video was the funniest 🤣 😂
Sir,that tank that was spinning is like a dog.
To translate the polish one "Ay ay ay, fuck, stop, and the polish equivalent for omfg".
But, we have things like Hot Fuzz, Galaxy Quest... and Grunge music to keep me entertained. I do ok as a spoiled American... we have things like wet-wipes and pizza...
The m9 melts to your hand.
I heard I just got signed for another 6-year lease not breaking the law has its privileges in Moco
“DO THAT TO MEEE!”
I had a mortar explode in the Barrel
This video is pretty funny lmao. But every time you ask for comments we know you just want to boost the RUclips algorithm xD can't blame you though.
A guy was bombing us with artilerly in Afghanistan.
This question is for anybody who served national guard. My grandfather served and his legs are hairless from the socks he had to were is that just him or anybody else
The last one was Polish, average Polish moment
One time we were receiving enemy fire and they hit the ammunition next to us and let me tell you I ran so fucking fast and dived into the trench next us
8:52 “China or Russia”
Neither, North Korean
He legit tried to drift it looks like it
12:26 I like it cause (Maria) a gun from Fallout New Vegas is my favorite!
44 magnum or colt 1911 handgun
DSHK fucking is as old as our .50's gotta love the Russian DSHK
seriously how can people not grasp starjumps?
8:10 i know the guy who did that. and that was his 1st sgt
Hey man, I liked the video, but maybe for the viewers on the phones could you swap the face cam and the video stream so we can see the videos you’re reacting to bigger? Just a thought. Rah.
Worst thing ever. Wet socks
As a former 11c mortarman I wanted the rounds to blow up in my face.
At 4:27 bro forgot to hit A
why was fix blurred?
What did u do army marines
Nice
2hat branch were you in army?
11:15 Do you want to know what that’s called it’s called shit running down my leg and into my boot
It’s called RUN
I love this fucking content
I audibly yelled at the tank rolling 😅 fuck
I've stood up and slept while in formation before the sgt wasn't even mad he was like "damn that's actually impressive"
It happens sometimes especially night assaults.
@@shakirakashah8590 ON GOD
One of the guys in my squad did that also during mail call.. my team leader yelled "What are you? A f@ckin cow?"
Had a buddy praying with her eyes closed in formation the Sargent came in like sharks cause they though she was asleep
During AIT I was so tired I fell asleep during PT doing jumping jacks.
Bro I laughed so hard when he said “woooo boy id be so gone” 😂😂😂😂 1:49
1:30
M228 during BCT...... I still remember the following quote, "once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend"
He becomes your friend
He has betrayed you.
Remember this “drop the pin and throw the grenade. Don’t throw the pin and drop the grenade.”
@@FoxSenpie he becomes your long distance friend, and only for 7 seconds!
@@Aextra101 and if course, DONT WATCH THE GRENADE! So many videos showing DI's tackling a first time boot on the grenade range because they would do everything right up until the most important part - get down!
I’m a mortar and the scariest thing that happened during a live fire was one of my buddies slamming the tail end (near where the primer is housed) of the round against the metal end of the 81 mortar tube. He is short so hanging rounds isn’t particularly his best role on the gun team lmao. The round also got wedged and stuck.
Dam this guy is a mortar
@@rafaeldoespiritosanto8440 🤣🤣🤣 made my night
@@rafaeldoespiritosanto8440 hell of a pickup line " are you a mortar, cuz u look like youre about to blow"
And that's the day you learned to walk on water.
@@timothinking9855 who's we?
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
slide bites are a bitch
My dad was in Vietnam and used to be an F-4 Phantom crew chief. His base finally got an optical shop and he got the first pair of glasses from that shop. Said he was strutting around and then woke up in the base hospital. Apparently he had ran into the wing of the F-4, which is very sharp 😆..
Another time, his crew had just finished refueling and re-arming their F-4 when they came under mortar and artillery fire. So what does the ground and air crew do? They hide under the freshly fueled and armed airplane..
Told my old man it's a wonder I was born at all, 😄..
Then there's my adventures in the Infantry for almost 20 years, half of them being a Mortar Maggot and the fun times enjoyed by all..
Imagine not watching a NikkoOrtiz video when he JUST posts it..
i know right
Had a time where a flash flood was happening in 29 stumps during a field op. The flash flood took my main pack and carried it away, and ended up searching for it for like 3 hours and I was the only one without a gortex that entire search party.
It doesn't rain very often, but when it does it's freekin' horrible! Got stuck out near Camp Wilson and the bottom dropped out...... Snuck into the clams shells at Wilson... Thank GOD they weren't locked........
Wet socks!! *OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!*
We had a guy who used to bring up one of those blow up pool floats to sleep on during the field ops. One time we had a flash flood and i swear to god he just floated away while he was sleeping. I remember being tired as shit trying to stay dry and he sails by on his floaty right past me. I was like did i just see that.
@@pfc_church Lol, that had to be funny
The scariest moment was during a live-fire we had a misfire. After going through the misfire procedure, we had to get the round out. Now the mortars we were firing was the Old 4.2-inch mortar, which has a refiled in the barrel. So the round refuses to come out. So what we did, a Staff Sergent and I, we took a roll of TP and placed it in the open end of the mortar. Took the tube out of the stand, turned it upside down, and banged the tube on the ramp of the mortar carrier until that round made its way out. I remember the Sgt saying that when it is your time to go, it's your time, whether you are at home eating dinner or in combat, it's just your time. I replied back, "I know Serg, but I am not trying to temp it faster". By the way, a mortar has to travel a certain distance or have a number of rotations before it arms. That round popped out due to burning residue that cause pressure in the bottom of the tube that forced that round out. If you notice the charges are not lit. You can just pick that round up and fire it.
Love watching you. Been married to a ranger for 8 years now & he never speaks about work or things that have happened funny or well sad. So seeing some of what he has been through has been both educating in a way & hilarious.
your husband is awesome. i aspire to be a ranger someday also
@@mostinterestingtop1097 you made ranger yet?
@@mostinterestingtop1097 same. 4 more years…
AIRBORN RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!!!!
@@mostinterestingtop1097 It is not hard to be a ranger, toughest part about any hard training is overcoming yourself.
Had a MOFA fuze pre detonate at it's peak trajectory while we were observing fires on ridgeline in Oklahoma in 2015. Round exploded right over our heads but shrapnel was carried forward by its momentum. I have never been so scared in my life.
Try 1200 in a 24 hour period in the real world
Had something similar but we had a short round pre detonate 100ft above our heads
Had an part of an ammo dump blow up while I was in it in Iraq...... Didn't seem like it was going to be too bad until we heard shrapnel start hitting our vehicles and whizzing past us..........
10:47 they way they just looked at each other made me lose my fucking sides lmfao
I think that one is fake.
9:00
him: china or Russia it falls apart
me: china
Could you show the boys your training footage. A little story time with big brotha Nikko would be kinda cool
Yooo yes
Yes
Yesss!! I totally agree
Best fail I can think of was a story from my instructor while training to be an equipment operator in the Navy.
One of the students in the prior class, for some reason they never could figure out, refused to avoid potholes when operating and MTVR 7tn. These trucks have an air ride seat for the driver only, the bitch passenger and the right side passenger have a shared seat on the tool bin. The paved section of the training course at Fort Leonard-Wood is littered with potholes and she hit everything. It was apparently so terrible that my instructor was pissing blood by the end of the day.
Fort Lost-in-the-woods blows
Man, I’d be tempted to deck her for not avoiding the holes.
Seabee operators were in my army operator classes in 2012 at Leonardwood
All the branches send their operators there. Rolla sucks ass...
"she" well there's your problem.
Marine Infantryman here. One time during a float we were part of a working party to help unload the tank rounds from the LCU inside of our ship, and one of the forklifts carrying a pallet of these rounds tips forward when coming off the ramp and drops all these things. I was probably like 7 meters away from it and I'm pretty sure I shit myself.
Im pretty sure i would've pissed myself too
12:23 pistol bite shit hurts i got bit by a glock