Veterans React to Funny Military TikTok Fails with Narrator!!
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2022
- Another Military Fails video because I've had plenty of failures in the Army and so have all other veterans and military branch members just like narrator so were reacting to funny military tiktok fails! Let me know in the comments your worst military fail or scare!
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What do you wanna see me and @Narrator do next!!!
Commit war crimes in a Russian gulag
squirrels
@@mimuuk3252 AYO
Meat up on a gun range and have content to see haw many shots you can hit
farm life
Nikko and Narrator together is the best combo no one was looking for
What’s good savage!
@@nikkoortiz NIkko, you have no Idea how much I begged Narrator to do this- all though he probably didn't listen to me
Wassuuup!!!
Agreed
@@nikkoortizshorts omg. When you get both channels to answer a comment, you know your committed.
You two offer quite the contrast together. Narrator is the smooth, soothing documentary voice-over vibes, while Nikko is the urban squirrel that broke into the crackhouse, got into the meth and guns, and is now holding your family hostage. 🤣 Seriously, though, your energy is absolutely infectious. Makes me smile and want to be productive!
I was dead at "urban squirrel".... and it just kept getting better.
Yup.
That metaphor just sauntered in, dropped its pants and whipped out a 12 incher.
Hes the squirrel from over the hedge😂😂
Accurate
Urban squirrel from Detroit.
Narrator should call his recruiter and say “Justice for Gotham!!!”
Bro…when Nikko said “that’s Infantry close” I felt that 🤣🤣🤣 they don’t say “nut to butt” for no reason!!! Glad I found his skits a week ago! I’m hooked now!
there are only two places outside the bedroom where "Nut to butt" is applicable: infantry, and a good punk rock show.
A colab no one knew was possible, but god dammit did we enjoy it
Lmfao we gotchu roush!!
Damn Roush I love it!
Fr like I’m literally obsessed with Narrator and his friends and I’m also obsessed with Nikko so seeing them together is everything
*That moment when Nikko responds twice*
It’s finally what Narrator was looking for, someone who actually understood him entirely.
Also saw Narrator do the knife hands, and I immediately felt that instinct to immediately go to At Ease.
edie josh and juicy belike wtf are u talking about
@@comradewolfgaming2844, only a vet can really understand another vet.
Totally agree never seen him so excited talking about a subject
Played paintball with 3 veterans and a current serving and it was scary as hell. Got two retired marines, a retired army soldier, and a Current captain in the air force who had been in Afghanistan for 3 months. Can’t believe I actually stood a chance with my friend. We actually won a round but still lost real badly (we were 14 but that’s besides the point)
Dang, I'm surprised yall survived
Didn't happen
@@tunes1702 Live a little, not every story's gotta be true to be entertaining.
Awesome man!
@@monochromatic9601 Sure, but damn if you ain't cringe for speaking false as a true story.
TBF, I scored a high ASVAB in 2009 and when I requested Corpsman, he said "Really?". my pops was a 68W and I wanted to be a Doc. Best job I ever had.
Navy guy here. in the desert on deployment we were sharing the base with marines. I went into the shower house one day and heard 2 marines in the shower having an argument on whether it would be better to "take" 10 guys at one over 1 a day over 10 days. One said he'd rather be sticky and sore and just get all 10 done at once...I walked out
LMAO
Bruh, we all play would you rather. Don't pretend like that was just 1 branch...
😩 Unless you can get a lil fruity with the bros, are you really bros?
He makes a good point. Disacociate for a couple hours and you get 9 days to bottle it up and suppress it and push it down and deep.
Damn
Can we see them both playing a VR war game together That would be so cool
yes
please
Actually that well be cool tbh
😮😮
That ptsd boutha hit them like a mdf tank 💀
@@Lovingbeast030 I was just about to say that-
Ortiz killed me when that girl got tazed and he gave that side eye look. 😂😂😂😂
As a Marine, I now you are all spitting the truth. Thank you both for your service
And thank u for yours
Yo homie what's your favorite crayon
RAH RAH (thank you for your service 🫡)
RAH RAH
@@MSG-Dom purple
Hey Nikko, it’s great to see this collab! That pt pit is from the MP training and I can confirm that it has indeed never been cleaned💀
Lmfaoooooo
Dam nasty!!
Where is everyone? Are they outside the pt pit?
Second that
I bought a stitch kit in basic, and would sow my bed corners at 45's
Nikko: Where am I bleeding from.
Narrator: You're thinking to hard, you need to relax.
It's to funny not to talk about.
ok y'all i'll say it for the public to see: Ortiz, you have helped save my life. The other day I was seriously about to take the easy way out. I don't know how things will turn out but your humor and common sense have helped! Thank you!
hope you get better, Marie🙏
@@sabinal17 Thank you Rachel!
Have a great day today
dude dont do that?
love ur self
You two doing vids together is like having both parents home for Christmas. Love it
That’s actually how I feel too it’s like my 2 obsessions crossing paths
I wouldnt know. but if this is the feeling then I love it lmao
I can relate with Narrator on sleeping on the covers to maintain cleanliness. Only issue is that the drills I had saw issues in us trainees doing that so they prioritized sleeping under the sheets or everyone in the barracks would be woken up and be pushed for an hour/hour n half
As a Marine vet i can absolutely confirm that we are the most suspect branch
Easily the medic throughout time clip was the greatest I’ve seen thus far. Plus you two make a good team on here.
Thanks project!!
As an Air Force vet, everything you said about the AF is 100%true bro😂 I was deployed to Kuwait, stayed in tent city and was given hazard pay/inadequate living pay 😂
I’m told that after putting in an airstrip, the Air Force installs their other most important infrastructure; the golf course.
I honestly wanna see an MRE reaction video, seeing which ones you guys remember and what your favorites were when you were still serving.
As a german... NARRATOR WAS IN GERMANY?!?! THE HELL
I think Nikko have more PTSD then narrator
😂😂😂
Narrator the chill guy talking about the experience
Nikko the crack out kid on sugar having it all flood back. While talking about it
My most sincere hope is at some point in the Narrator's military career he got to use a PA system to prank people.
That would be funny af!
4:27 he’s not putting his hands in his pockets he is just taking a piss 🥺
In the pit?
As a Vet myself, I’d love to get drinks with you crazy guys.
Not just the video we wanted, but the one we needed
FACTS 😂
😂😂😂
@@nikkoortiz bro you gotta do something with Eddie next. Appeal to the peoples
EXACTLY!
Both they're faces reacting to the girl getting tazed was hilarious 😂 😂 I had to keep rewatching it
I didn't know I needed to see narrator and Nikko as a duo. (I also didn't know narrator was a vet)
Water purification specialist is exactly what my recruiter wanted me to do 😂
Y'all's energy matches so well on screen. Do more together bro.
I love this combo broo nikko being hyped asf and narrator being so chill haha
I come with the loud noises 😂
Me just extra as hell 😂😂😂
Love this colab. But god the mp joke is true asf. When I lived on base there was always few mps that would pull anyone and everyone over an talk shit about rank not meaning anything to them cause they were an mp
It makes so much sense now why Narrator is the funniest guy in The Boys! He got that military humor.
7:29 Me and my brother were playing nerf with our dad (Marine vet) we thought we had him trapped in his hallway that leads to his bedroom…nope he walked out with an automatic mega drum gun and lit us up. We lost that war and he made sure we knew about it.
I see Narrator I click 🙇🏽♀️
He the GOAT
I see Nikko I click
@@leviackerman1445 yeah Nikko funny too
He is IT
I love how Ortiz said at least you won't get divorced 🤣🤣🤣💀💀
You and Narrator need to do airsoft together sometime and record it
Love the videos my dude! I was an 11B as well and have PTSD but your videos always make me laugh which helps get me through the darkness. Keep up the great work and thank you for everything you do brother!
Same here brother and the guys from 16:33 I'm serving with right now they are in my platoon but this is a very a year before I showed up
OMFG - My uncle was a Vietnam era Army Dr and that tiktok was legit. He's still like that even though he's retired
I didnt knew that Narrator is a veteran
Same, I was surprised too
I honestly forgot how I forgot I knew he was a Vet
thank you both for yalls service
Been watching Narrator and the boys for years these crossovers are getting crazy lol
Narrator is awesome. Great duo here. I need more please.
He’s solid!!!
yes please
He is real 🙏🙏
As a Water Treatment Specialist, I can confirm that I did in fact get airborne slot
At 15:52 is this what happens when you make yourself the barracks therapists
As a former airman I can honestly say in my CE squadron almost every person had been divorced atleast once
😂😂😂
As a current Airman, the Muns squadron is also quite similar in that regard, plus raging alcoholism lol
Shit especially Red Horse lol
I'm glad that you 2 were able to connect. Looking forward to Nikko & Narrator on Brutally Honest.
Yesss JSav! 🙏🙏
Lmao, narrator says he's thinking to hard right after mixing up the Marines and Airforce😂
Iv been thinking about going into the military and you guys have been a real influence on that decision.
The best bromance ever!! These two have amazing chemistry 🥰🥰 they're both so naturally funny
Nikko not telling the difference between the marines and AF in the rock throw and hyping up the AF I’d great. 😂
Just enlisted in the Navy today; I ship out July 2nd & am going to be working on submarines
This is the collab we needed but didn’t deserve
"You gotta recognize where you stand" True, I stand and sleep at a 5 star hotel, not under the stars.
I fricking love these two bro, Like i dont care if they see this or not but growing up in a family with people in law enforcement and also people in the military is tough, and there are hard expectations to meet, but honestly watching Narrator and the boys, and watching Nikko just brings joy to my day, especially with military content cuz its both true and funny Af
As soon as you said "water purification specialist" my first thought was pauly shore in the army now😂😂
The 45degree corner is known in several areas as the hospital corner
"why am I bleeding!" 🤣 Absolutely fucking golden 😂🤙 having you both together is some great content Nikko, keep that shit rolling buddeh!🍻
literally my favorite two content creators, i couldn't stop smiling the whole video.
"Muuuh air force more like chair force"
Yeah they call air force chair force till they need an A-10 to save their asses.
The colab we all needed
Nothing makes me smile like seeing another vet make it on the outside
Part 2???? 😭 I’m a former Marine and find this absolutely hilarious
I love watching your videos i'm about to leave for basic as a 12 Bravo Combat engineer on July 24th. Thank you both for your service.
As a water purification specialist I can confirm the airborne part. Still waiting to get the chance
😂😂🤟🏽
😂😂😂
Seriously, great collab. Vets watching vet watching vets. Love the vibe and much love to both ya'll!!!
Nikko the tiktok with the drill sergeant was the AIT for MPs lol love ya content bro hoorah
9:00 I used this advice during coast guard boot camp this definitely saved my ass a few times 😂
The collab I didn’t know I needed!
We gotchu kloey!
We here Kloey!!!
In the rock throw one, the air force went first and threw like a girl. The marine threw it so hard it rolled. Semper fi.
Love you guys! 😂
Bro I love your stuff, my roommate loves that one with the robber. "Swear to god?" Lmao
I love Narrator, ive been watching him for years and i never realized he was prior service. my love for him has deepened
Im inlove with these two together !
Thank you guys so much for your service❤❤❤❤ Love your accountant
Narrator be collabing with everyone
And I fuckin love it
He is it bro! 🙏🙌
I am surprised that no one is noticing Nikko mix the marine and airman up at the end. Side note, Nikko also indirectly called a marine smart. Dope ass video guys!
Air Assault school in 92 counted the beads on our dog tags to cut numbers.
Damn, Gentlemen! I can FEEL the hate in the room...... I'm Air Force, an officer (O-8 ret.), Mudhen pilot (that MIGHT earn me a little love), AND I joined in 1982. I spent my early years surrounded by Vietnam veterans, and the more senior officers and enlisted served in Korea!
Thank you for your service, sir!
@@finnslayer177 No thanks are necessary. I had fun and got paid to do it. I don't miss the job so much, but I miss all the friends I made along the way. Oh, and retirement is BORING, just for the record.
Narrator is a bean, a military bean. Also you guys are hilarious together!!
Never expected this colab bro I watch Nikko every now and then I’d say pretty often and then I watch narrator, mully, josh, Eddie, and juicy all the time
yes the two funniest veterans
The collab I needed!!!
8:25 it's kinda funny cause where I'm from the shoe placement is Boots, Softwear/Sneakers, Slippers
The tangent on the bedmaking and sleeping is great. It makes me remember when I was in BC and had to deal with exactly this. Very rarely did I sleep under my blankets. Lmao
USAF basic back in the day wouldn't let us sleep on top. They made us get under the covers.
BWAHAHA! Just now got to this vid. @Narrator, "That was a Unit.", no shit. I was with 2/2 2009-2012. Best too that you said it and the 2CR look on your face. Excellent video.
Made my day 😂❤ military child and your channel is funny AF
My father is a Navy Seal veteran and for a fact I can confirm that there is far more probability for them to be alcoholics or addicts than what Nikko said they could be 🤷♀
16:13 truth so true my Younger brother is a Marine and from what I heard about him and what I have seen you are speaking nothing but truth
As I am watching this, I am sitting in a hotel, pulling that per diem. I love being Air Force. Thanks for the content guys!
Thank you both for your service❤🔥
IM LITERALLY SO HAPPY THIS COLAB HAPPENED
I seriously wanna see more videos with Narrator and you. This one was amazing!
Thank you for your service. May God bless America.
This collaboration is great. Definitely would like to see more
Love seeing you two together. Love the boys and love you, Nikko. Definitely need to do more with Narrator.
It’s funny how every millatary reaction be is a video I already have watched but you reacting to it makes it tens times better
Blue blood that so sweet!!