I have fully assessed my 4 year old son. He was eating dirt. "Dam it he will be Army." Saw him licking a window, "Dam it he is going to be infantry." Caught him eating crayons, "Dam it I'm raising a marine!" His momma don't know but I do.
@@Laczek_Bambo He had anemia, once we got his iron levels back up he stopped eating dirt. I just like to joke about it because he checked all the boxes to be a marine. I come from multi generational military family and we like to rip on each other and the service branches we joined.
Can we all just appreciate how much enthusiasm Nikko has for these fails, I find this hilarious in a good way, and think it is amazing, Keep up the good work Nikko,
I loved being an Infantry Grunt because every day involved repetitive morale-building beating, tazing, and eating food which tasted like depression. Rah.
During MCT, the instructors said remember they have been out here for the past week just like you with no shower. Do you really want a grill cheese that bad? During deployment, when a female looks good in full gear with flack on, you know you've been there too long
I have fully assessed my 4 year old son. He was eating dirt. "Dam it he will be Army." Saw him licking a window, "Dam it he is going to be infantry." Caught him eating crayons, "Dam it I'm raising a marine!" His momma don't know but I do.
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He has pica
@@Laczek_Bambo He had anemia, once we got his iron levels back up he stopped eating dirt. I just like to joke about it because he checked all the boxes to be a marine. I come from multi generational military family and we like to rip on each other and the service branches we joined.
Keep him away from water.
😊😊😊😊
"My necks broken"
Have you tried drinking water and changing your socks?
Dont forget the motrin 800mg
Here's some extra strength Tylenol.
VA "not service related"
Can we all just appreciate how much enthusiasm Nikko has for these fails, I find this hilarious in a good way, and think it is amazing, Keep up the good work Nikko,
I always wonder where he gets his energy from!
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Yeah, I want to know what he has in his coffee!
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Yeah, I want to know what he has in his coffee!
Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a metal room, a metal room filled with drill Sargents
Fails and Nikko the bestest combo ever 🖤🙌🏼
Vids need to be longer.
💀
Most Bestest!!!
Nah, Narrator and Nikko is the best combo
Nah lemon curd and peanut butter
The one with the Japanese warship had me rolling
4:14 the fact that Nikko started to say it had me dead
Nruv
My dads been in the marines for a little more than twenty years so I definitely feel these.❤😂
The sad thing is walking him to the army recruiters is getting truer and truer
Noooooo I missed this stream… looked damn hysterical watching my Devil Dogs in the wild. Rah rah rahhhhhhhhh purple crayons for life 😂😂😂😂😂
Man as a machine gunner I wish I cared about my ears more back then. Freedoms ringing 24/7
7:34 Dude dropped the guy hiding before he dropped the trash he was carrying, no flinch 😄
I loved being an Infantry Grunt because every day involved repetitive morale-building beating, tazing, and eating food which tasted like depression. Rah.
USMC the only branch where you sign up to suffer… but look really damn good doing it 😎
@@artistnbl8883 Ok now I KNOW I’m gonna fucking suffer once I enlist. Thanks:)
“Crazy? I was crazy once”
Ah shit, here we go again
Niko is the real recruiter
Marines are all tough until they think no one's looking 😂😂😅
Nuh uh👉👈
"Deployment goggles" got me dead 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the great content Army. You’re always on fire 😂😂
but this time, the grass was too ;)
7:55 My dad's collection are all Pins! no snap bars, no sliding....Pins....Even my mom's were pins! You people with your snaps...damn! Wuses!
Funny but true! I was the only female in Navy PT and one day we trained with marines and they were all like they never seen a female before 😂😂
Can't go wrong with Nikko's content! Love it💙
2:30 "it can be complicated. Still not a 'no'". Braaaah, I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
I’m so stoked to hear you think my MOS is the most badass hahaha 0331 here baby, wanna know how the grim reaper feels? Ask a Marine Machine Gunner… 😂
If being a pilot doesn’t work out for me I’m just gonna enlist to the Marines
Soldier: sir my necks broken
Instructor: are you dead
Soldier: no sir
Instructor: you’re fine
As my recruiter says “hey wanna join the army, too bad, we’re marines”
PTSD is kicking in after this video from the military 😂
3:54 "hey sir why are they turning the gun barrel at us?"
Marines are such loveable goofballs. 🤪
During MCT, the instructors said remember they have been out here for the past week just like you with no shower. Do you really want a grill cheese that bad? During deployment, when a female looks good in full gear with flack on, you know you've been there too long
Filling up the cantine had me dead and homies legs 😂😂😂💀💀🤣🤣
These are my favorite videos because we got the dumbass and then we got the funny ones
Loved being able to roll up my sleeves
The Rain is fun to run through, chill all you people who hate it
0:57 pov you left your husky at home alone for a minute
Bro was straight up recreating Rat Tunnels from Nam
Army now Marines LETTSSSS GOOOO
Bro, I love this guys videos
Aye the rock one aint wrong😂 my buddy and i found a big ass rock in bootcamp and he still has that rock, we named him Wock and hes now pfc wocl
Smash: "You know if they got high thighs they down bad ngl."
when you been down range for a min and can smell the nice shampoo smell coming from the female showers.
POV: when the marines learn from the vietnames
DAAAAAMN, bar boy bout to make me act up...
I remember running a mile everyday for like two months waiting to go to the AF
Love the marines! Less go!
Love all the crayon eaters out there 😂
Orah marine!!!!🪖🖍️👨❤️💋👨
Younger brother was Marine. Said what I put him through growing up was way worse than boot camp. 👿
8:48 😂 this motherfuker army over there playing devils advocate 😂😂 LOVE IT 😂❤
Yes Nikko, The Emperor protects, but having a loaded bolter never hurt either.
4:02 This was so goddamn hilarious xD
We need to talk about how nice that rock was 😂
5:57 LOL, did Army dirty.
4:20 that one friend squad during the school lunch
I love watching these videos
I would love to see more marine fails. Niko your content is amazing thank you
Seriously? We were using magnet rails for our ribbons over a decade ago in the Navy. Catch up, guys.
I love the United States, Marine Corps because my dad was in the United States Marine Corps. They are funny and crazy
Love seeing snaprack being represented 💪🏻
Another amazing video. Well done Nikko👏🏾
This is the only dude that has me laughing out loud
Absolutely adore your energy on these videos, please keep making stuff!
Thank you for these amazing military tictok fails
more... MOREEEEE ahahha love these vids ahah
Just in time you saved me from boredom 😂😂
i love nikko best way to make people laugh🎉
These are great, Resect to Nikko!
3:44 BRO!!!!! Lmfao
4:36 there are no Japanese Marines
its a portable gf
Just imagine doing a calibration with Robbie Riggle. That’d be hilarious and amazing
I love your vids and they are funny af
9:30, It's a Fleshlight lol. Homie lost the endcap for his.🤣
6:50 WE MADE YOU AMPHIBIOUS FOR A REASON MARINE!!!!
-some random ass drill instructor
I love the vids man
I wonder when recruiting is going to discover creators like Nikko.
i love your content
1:39 you know its bad when the MARINE tells you to calm down
"My neck is broken!"
"Here, Motrin, electrolytes and hydrate. Now get your ass back out there!"
Ok these are great thank you Nikko ❤
oh damn this just came out didnt even realise 😂
Nikko reacting to Nikko is priceless
This guy is hilarious
Dude, Amberland, thanks for your service Marine!
Thank you, Marines that are supporting Japan and their anime making it’s the best
Nikko: we got da popo- if you like Nikko like this comment ♡
NIKKO POSTED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
2:10
That youngster graduated like a boss in the end.
showing the body pillow to the JDF was top tier. Having a 240 is the best position in the army and marines
W crayon fails
Nikko you always find a way to make things funny, and it makes me laugh so hard
1hour squad where you at
Cool Thumbnail
So on the plane back from Iraq a Joe stood up and said to all the desert queens..."POOF You're all ugly again!"
Bro opened the door for his soul 7:13
we dont call them fox holes, we call them fighting holes :D great video
Them Wookies look real good after a while. Desert goggles real strong
God this was a blessing 😂😂
All the other marines want you (superfast" that are male") lmfao