Ranking Your UNSETTLING Tiktoks
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Schlatt ranks your UNFUNNY tiktoks.
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktoks, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
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Okie doki
Why
no
no
I’ll consider it “schlatt”
I like how your fanbase gives you videos hand-tailored to drive you specifically completely insane
His head looks like a egg when he's facing the camera straight
heh. 'tailored'
schlatt is so hot dude im not gay but like damn
@@nigma6942?
@@AmbroseArietesyeah wassup?
I love how Schlatt knows his audience so well that he can predict when they're gonna repeat jokes.
It's almost like these videos are curated or something
@@leonwalters8564 yeah like schlatt helped make them or something.
His mods organize them not his audience
@@leonwalters8564 I mean sometimes they were in streams.
@@theoriginaldrdust ;)
I’ve waited a year for this epic finale for a series of love, heartbreak, sadness, anger, regret, joy, redemption, and pure stupidity
Ok, Mr. “Sgt Pepper’s” “lonely hearts club” “band”.
Real 🫡
thank you for your comment. And for watching the series. And for your liking it. But, no. A final episode accomplishes nothing. It is more like a bloated shark Trying to swim to shore Wasting everyone's time. So sorry. Awn7mFktpB4
Arg I see
Sgt peppers
no way the baby gronk audio got copyrighted 💀
Oh we’re screwed.
Oh no we're done for.
Oh we're deep fried.
Oh we're deep fried.
I got so confused when the audio wouldn’t play🤣. Your comment made me realize that that’s what happened, and it wasn’t that I had broken my headphones 3 weeks after I got them. Thanks you.
I love how schlatt's heart melted when the cat said hello, just like you can see him physically crumple.
I like your profile about page. Please do not edit it. Mr. Flimflam will give you ROBUX!!! CLICK HIS LINK RNRNRNRNRNNRNR JJKJKk smh tomato pfp
The pain never leaves
Just like how those bodies physically crumpled from “schlurps” actions in ‘99
ITS AN ACTTTTTTTTT PLEASE WATCH HIS OTHER CONTENT FUCKKKKKK YUOUUOUOUOOOO🎉🎉🎉
These replies above are lovely
Everyone talks about Schlatt’s reaction to the cursed videos, but watching his face light up whenever a cat does something cute just warms my heart. He do be a cat guy
Nigga u a meat rider
1k likes, no comments? Wth
Am 1k like
Yum
@@maddixandrosie8897NO LITTLE CHINESE BOY DON'T!!!
Very refreshing.
“Schlatt” always knows how to “rank” our tiktoks
Yeah 🥵🥴😏
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
Bro I was legit the first commenter lol
@@awaspnest1014Wth.
@@p-__What-?
0:15 The best part is that he failed the first one because it would be ‘an axe’ instead of ‘a axe’, so it’s most likely ‘a hatchet’
That is true.
an hatchet
Jschlatt falling in love with the *YEAHHH BABYYY* guy is so wholesome and sweet
100% agree 😂😂
i want to see it the next time
*OHHHHHGGHHGHG YEAHGGGGHGGHGH*
I love that mfer
Who is it
I like how “Schlatt” basically just admitted to being behind “Time to Smile”
yep!
youtube.com/@TimeToSmiIe
finally someone fucking mentions it, I felt like I was fucking crazy
When?
He admits it at 25:45 in the video where he says he needs to make a channel like the video he just watched
I like how Schlatt's smile in the tiktok ranking thumbnails gets smaller and smaller each episode that comes out.
Its his crippling depression from the sheer amount of bullshittery his viewers send him.
Schlatt always knows when it's Time To Smile. 🧑
I find it hilarious how he just plastered his face over Jawsh's too
@@mac_sourThat channel has to be him
i just checked other thumbnails and its true lmfao
I’m glad glad Schlatt muted 8:43 to 9:03. It saves me the brain cells.
Thought it was just me
I'll miss being able to watch Schlatt continuously invent more stages of grief whilst watching tiktoks.
Yeah. We lost a legend. Fly high "schlatt" 🕊
RIP
1999(allegedly) - 2025 September 12
Whilst
Whilst
@@No.00000that’s a specific date. Whatcha planning
Such a “shame” this “well acclaimed” series has come to an “end”, I’m truly “devastated”
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
tbh im happy. if this series was a joke it def dragged
@@p-__"Schlatt"
real
There will still be setup or presentation reactions though
I didn't expect this series to have a finale! Just like how those people didn't expect to have their lives get a finale from "Schlatt".
Like that one homeless man he killed by luring him with a can of baked beans
that “day” in “1999” sure was an exciting “finale” for “everyone”!
Funnily enough, it looks like finale was removed from the title! Just like how the "ending" was taken away from all those people 24 years ago! Remember to Smile! 🧑
It seems that "Schlatt" has removed the finale from the title! He's trying to hide what he did but we all know!
he removed it from the title, just like how he removed the hearts of those 17 men in '99. never forget, god bless
4:40 charles mingus was an american jazz bassist and composer born in april of 1922. he is widely seen as one of the greatest jazz composers ever and one if the main artists of the bebop renaissance. some of his greatest works include "The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady" (1963) "Goodbye Pork Pie Hat" (1959) and "Mingus Ah Um" (1959). sadly on january 9th, 1979, mingus died of a heart attack at 56.
okay but what about cornville
@@Donald38 ville of corn
@@Domeda_Official shit you win
on mingus?
@@crowsmessageno.
It's a very bittersweet feeling for schlatt to finish this series but honestly I feel schlatt is at his best when he's innovating a new format.
I love watching him react to unhinged videos though
Now wait for finale rematch, grand finale, and grand finale rematch. Mark my words
@@Stargazing_night_skyand I liked watching him play Minecraft, all things come to an end
How will he get money now, it’s not like he can do anything but tiktok rankings with the brain rot we have given him
@@TristanAD_Check the sleep deprived channel. He still plays minecraft.
Love how jshlatt is slowly getting unhappier in the thumbnail of each tiktok reaction video
Fr, by the next one he’ll be crying
@crazyghost8940 Hopefully he'll go back to making normal videos after that.
Very good copied comment.
@@capperbuns where. I didn't mean to copy one if I did lol.
No wonder they suck so hard I can go find better on my own I don’t need some guy just reacting to it while I’m watching them
I still love that cicadas have no concept of larger creatures. So when anyone picks them up, its not a scream of alarm. Its more of an "AYO, WHY THIS TREE GRABBIN ME-"
A-And wouldn't that be alarm?....
@@_12k70 not really. More like a scream of "the fuck?"
Confusion, basically.
@@MaxGaming-gp6ij i find the goofy lil fellers cute, dunno why
@@yeetneet5334 eat
@@vGorf ?
28:49 my grandma has these lightswitches where it’s like a circular button. You press it to turn it on, and you can twist it like a knob to adjust the brightness. I need more of those in my life.
I love watching Schlatt go through 15 different characters arcs in one video.
I love how the face on his thumbnails progressively get less happier everytime
Oh my god you’re right💀
WTF U WERE RIGHT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He’s learning to accept this new reality
Learning to love this new hell he has invented for himself
He’s accepted his new fate of being forced to watch cursed tik toks
I just noticed 💀
jschatt: having a normal commentary
boydboyd: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BABY!!!!!
man's voice is like a fukin motorcycle engine
OHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
vector from despicable me
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAÆÆÆÆÆHHHHHHHHH!!!!
He sounds like a gtr
8:44 Why is it muted here? Did Schlibidi get struck by the copyright hammer?
Yeah
OOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAHH BABYY
So glad schlong was able to find another adjective to describe these TikToks 🙏
Thank goodness he stopped too, otherwise he would of run out
schlong 😭😭
He actually has brain rot from all the tiktoks, every day his vocabulary shrinks
SCHLONG?!?!??
@@Someonewashere2yuh huh
Amazing how AI has come a long way. Despite the sad passing of our beloved Jschlatt, the AI that took over replicates Schlatt's way of talking, reacting, and interacting to a near perfect degree. There's basically zero difference.
I love your mother
@@Jonathan-vn2cti prefer your sister
@@TylerTMG Personally, in my humble opinion, I prefer both.
I love your father
@@Ribeye_sandwich finally a real dilf enjoyer just like jschlatt
him telling us months later that he was drunk whilst filming these makes so much sense now
hes drunk while filming most videos tbf
Seems in character for schlatt at this point
tbh you can’t ever tell with him he always acts drunk loll
What does he take?
@@THE-WEDGESXanax and jack daniels
That “I could have my Gucci on” had me crying. Tears are rolling down my cheeks right now🤣
A finale for Schlatt is just a new beginning for Schlatt
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
@@p-__that’s fair 😂
Who is schlatt
just like one crime often times lead to a next
@@JustAnotherRUclipsrGuyexactly
I love how these TikTok videos always have a recurring character within them. The screaming food guy is good
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude sounds like a post apocalyptic cyborg biker on a bike that uses flamethrowers as exhausts
YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH BABY
He has the voice of a v8 revving
let’s appreciate the amount of work “Schlitoris” puts deep inside of us , just like he put those women 6 feet deep in the ground in ‘99.
Yes.
Last
yes
Yes.
SCHLITORIS????
Schlatt and the *YEAAHHHHH BABYYYYY* guy’s ’relationship’ is oddly sweet like help 😭
I love how all of the "does schlatt know these?" items were a trick way of getting him to confess to causing The Great Babirusa Satiation of '93.
Babirusa?? Like the wild pig?
pig? LIKE JOHN PORK?!!?11!? 😨🫵
@@Fawnfreckleexactly, the Great John Pork Satiation of '93
8:01 I cant help but think that this man, outside his videos has the softest, most delicate and respectful voice in the world
“Uhm…hello ma’am, can I get a 10 piece McNugget please?”
“Yeah sure sweetie…”
*3 minutes later*
“ŸÆĘĖÆÆĦĠĦ BÆBÉÆY”
oh for sure
i love how every single tiktok video jschlatt has made has some sort of reappearing "villain" or "antagonist" that shows up at the most unexpected times
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
And "he" always tries to predict what bullshit is about to happen only to see something unexpected lmao
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH BABBBBBYYYYYY
9:20 bro got his audio muted lol
I like how Schlatt forgot to cut part of the video but properly cut the audio, meaning that the video itself is a minute behind the audio for half of the video
i cannot believe no one else noticed in the comments, I thought I was crazy
Finally someone else mentioned it I thought I was insane
I thought I was going insane thank god someone else noticed this
i think the comment section are just full of bots, I couldnt find anyone else mentioning this.
i thought i was losing my mind thank you
I love how you can see the gradual degradation of joy in his face from thumbnail to thumbnail.
Holy shit you're right
kinda sad
😆😁😄😃😀😶
Watching Schlatt react to the damn keyboards has me falling down my stairs 😂
they naming keyboards like its rule34 tags
was it thonky when you fell?
bro was too thwomby fr
your keyboard is: damn keyboard
As someone who is really avid into custom keyboards, everything sounds so stupid. Even I get confused when people call boards “thocky” because it was used to describe the sound of “topre switches” not mechanical switches.
All kenneyboyboyd moments
5:02 (Hamburgers and BAAAACON CHEESE BABY)
6:07 (YEAAHHHHHHHH BABY)
7:44 Sonja’s(OHH YEAHHHH)
11:22 police (OHHH YEAHHHH)
just wanted to say, you Schlatt look absolutely fresh and gorgeous now, so glad you're alive and making content for us
Eating tiny schlatt boys
with that fresh haircut
@@genevevil he's hotter than ever with it!
It’s really amusing when that guy goes “oh yeah baby” 8:20
I'm so glad Schlatt prepared us one last video before he died. He really did care about our community, and I'll miss him a lot.
What do you mean by that?
Did he actually die?
I don't think he died cus then it would be all over RUclips and he would have posted a video or something about it
@@W1tchyWayzVrChat He died trust me. It was unavailable on twitch because had a heart attack on stream, which legally can't be recorded due to a new rule enacted by the US Department of public Viewing, in the 14h section of Snuff exposure Act 34. Google Schlatt Rule 34 to find out more. I still can't believe it happened.
@@W1tchyWayzVrChat what do yo mean men he died
0:48 bros sharpening his teeth to ecscape
Na he’s 3-D printing the gate
True
Schlarpening
Thank you Shatt for this “finale” can’t wait to see more TikTok’s ranked!!!
“ranked”
“”””r a n k e d””””
Fun fact: The things he's driving through at 20:53 are sometimes completely loose, but sometimes are filled with concrete. I learned this information at the cost of a wing mirror.
Where I live, they're also stuck quite deep in the ground, so the plastic will still fuck up your car
I am convinced that this is the best jschlatt tiktok review because there are so many things that just come back. The oh yeah guy, baby gronk, that song, john pork, the suit guy.
I think the cocaine stare mf copyrighted that part because its muted now
The text to speech narrations
And also the keyboards
Guys I think I have short term memory loss
Guys I think I have short term memory loss
discovering the baby gronk guy was actually talking about real people and not bullshitting was kind of shocking
It was truly a saga we shall never forget.
Thank you for everything, Gayshat. 🤝
G'dayshat
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
yes
@@p-__nuh uh
🫡
24:36 Schlatt actually doing the channel and getting other RUclipsrs to join him is so funny
Doing who??
@@MiIoTheWizard your mom
@@torgrim3663sooooo funny man
@@MiIoTheWizardtime to smile 😊
I rate this channel a 9/11, has some improvements, but overall great…
i like how jsclatts reaction to seeing someone who looks like him is practically identical to what cats do in the same situation
What? Isn't it literally him!?
I*
Jshclatt's*
.*
Get corrected.
8:48 no way in hell bro copyrighted it
I like how "Schlatt" called the video the finale but then changed the title when he realized how much money it made him
"i would rather not be doin this but they get way too many views so im gonna keep doin em"
-shit 11:59
@@ter2364 shit
Holy shit I just realized he changed it
miss the livestream version of this format, shlatt seeing chat always added a spice to the mix that just him watching tiktoks seems to miss out on
ITS NOT FREE! YOU CANT TAKE THOSE
Same the series was much better when it was the 3hr lives
I miss when the JschlattLIVE had cut down videos of livestreams
with twitch going to shit it's kinda understandable but at the same time he has to watch them anyway.
It’s a shame he doesn’t stream anymore
6:49 Y'all I have excellent news! kennyboyboyd is now at 151k followers and 2.1M likes!
OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH BABY!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BABY!
16:00 "hear our screams, for we are tortured creations of a mad man, forced to fuse, crying hopelessly, knowing that maybe a wondering soul will free us from this pain"
I love how Jambo trust Schlatt so much to the point he’s just sleep while schlatt is just holding him. A true cat person😂🥹
I can’t believe Schlatt is never going to not rank our tiktoks but instead just watch them again
Matpat VS Schlatt has got to be one of the greatest battles ive ever heard but never expected.
3:11 "Each hero is absolutely beautiful"
I agree. They really are beautiful.
Agreed
1:32 I swear, that bug just screamed.
Most definitely
schlatt never fails to fill me up with his tiktoks
ayo?
He never fails to fill me up with his goo 🤤🤤🤤
What you mean by that 🤨🤨🤨
people who say ayo are the worst
@@kronkdonkus7288🤨
schlatt raging at keyboards for 3 minuets was amazing
28:50 - she was referring to bathrooms, in the UK you use a string to operate the light/fan extractor combo. Rest of the house usually has your bog standard switches. Hotels on the other hand have switches on the outside of the bathroom, I believe the intent for this is for the user to have their hands dried before operating something that in essence is a just simple shallow (depth wise) mechanism that has a live mains wire behind it.
Not fully true cause my bathroom and toilet uses a switch and not a string.
Jschlatt is the definition of the guy who has no life but way too many friends 💀
Literally me
@@KarthurGaming Nah you don't have those
@@stealthy1223 sounds like deflection ngl
@@stealthy1223Bruh why your immediate reaction is to hate on the poor guy, go find inner peace bro
I was gonna say me, but I don’t want to be hit with the “nah you don’t have those” because that will hurt my feelings.
I love how he removed the "(FINALE)" from the video title. He knew damn well we are not yet satisfied
real
Thank God. I can’t exist without schlatt reacting to TikToks
He knew. He knew.
12:44 "This is the average conflict resolution in the UK"
_switches to mugshot of the queen's assassin_
I was half expecting a "YEAAAAAAHHHH BABY!"😂😂
OHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH
I’ve never heard that before: “I need this man to gift wrap me and serve me on a little platter, open up my planets and devour me”. Schlunkle just invented a new sentence
jschlatt's tiktok reaction videos never fail to make me want to curl up in a ball and scream
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
Tiktok ranking* videos
schlatt is like that one crazy drunk uncle that doesn't have a filter, lets you have beer and your parents don't want you to see
also known as the favorite uncle
YEAAAAAAAAH
@@Lunatic_4sylum obvi
It's almost like he's still with us...
RIP "Schlatt", you'll always be in our hearts...
R.I.P. “Shatt”
He’ll always be in our hearts
Rip schlut you will be missed
RIP🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅( i couldn't find the dove)
RIP schrade you will be missed
Rip "Slutt"
Fly high king 👑
28:50 in Europe (or at least Ireland) there’s no electricity in bathrooms (massive safety hazard), so the light switches are on the outside, hence the surprise of the light switch right next to the sink
For the guy who made the metal in orbees thing, that was not an ai, that was actually his content
im guessing backyard scientist?
@@HungerGamesFan00 nope, can't remember his name, but just scroll through shorts until a surfer dude starts explaining science to you
@@julianmrgl9568 ah, didn't get that far in the vid yet
timestamp?
@ZenEditz__ 26:01
18:36 i was basically in sync with your shock and immediate laughter LMAO that got me hella good
Yeah, it reminds Schlatt of the Gucci store he bombed in ‘99 😔
schlatt should do a jambo stream. im surprised he hasn't done one already tbh. just put a camera in front of him and the chat will go wild
does he know
does he know
@@yedrah i dont think he knows man
There’s a 24 hour vod that’s just a camera pointing towards Jambo the entire time
@@pissy4164 i dont think he knows man
29:38 “Florida man break into house, steals nothing, shaves head of kitten before leaving”
18:26 The comedic timing of the two videos was literally perfect
3*
III COULD HAVE MY GUCI ON
first guy looked like hitler if he was a plants vs zombies squash
Seeing “Finale” brought such a wide smile to my face. Excited to see what’s in store for the future
Same, it made me a smiler
@@dxmaaa Time to smile!
I love when schlatt always reminds me when it's Time To Smile. 🧑
6:35. Bro is shifting through those gears 🏎️🏎️
I CAN'T BREATHE 😭😭
Bro Pronouns are car/car
Imagine someone asks you where you live and you say "oh yeah I live on the corner cornvill and mingus"
13:13 this is what hell sounds like
18:55 tf is Miles Morales doing here
Jeez chill this is our miles in our universe
And yes.
It's canon.
27:49 its been 10 years now
24:22 That would be a great idea. maybe you could call it something like "Time to smile" and invite your friends to narrate sometimes! Edit: changed timestamp from 25:43 to 24:22
I’m shocked more people aren’t commenting this lmao
I love ❤ being a smiler 😊
I love smiling! 😊
Maybe he could make it about wholesome monkey videos
This doesn’t make any sense did he remove something from the video?
37:45 for other viewers, scaphism is an actual method of execution done by the ancient Persians, known as ‘the boats’, the victim is placed between two boats tied together with their hands and feet bound to the boats, then they’re forcefed milk and honey, causing a water-cure(another execution method of essentially drowning someone by forcefeeding them water until they either die of water intoxication or actually drown) effect as they’re forced to drink as much as they can, this inevitably causes them to become covered in milk and honey from what they couldn’t drink
Now, milk and honey is a bit of a laxative, so the victim starts shitting in the boat, this, paired with the spilled stuffs attract plenty flies as they lay their eggs all over this abundance of food for them, as the victim is still fed the stuffs, they keep shitting as more and more maggots writhe about in the shit that they’re forced to be stuck in, eventually, the victim dies to shock induced by being kept in such shitty conditions
Dude i thought this was a troll
Holy Fuk. I mean thanks for the info but damn
Cam confirm it's not a troll
bro this is not college, this is a fucking comment section.
but thanks i learned something new
brutal
I miss chat’s reaction to these tiktoks some of them were funny and it added a lot more personality to the video
i wish he kept streaming
What happened
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
@@TheMarianadealmeidahe doxxed the chatters and one got killed so he stopped streaming
@@TheMarianadealmeidahe got into a car crash and forgot how to stream again
Can’t believe I’m watching Schlag Darcin. I miss Matt Pat. What a channel. I’m using voice recognition I’m a 60-year-old grandma. My name is SPAM.
I was born in 1964 and I will never forget what you did on that harrowed night schlatt
schlatt knowing what a clean and jerk is was an unexpected but of lore
That sentence is straight from the keyboard bit, what the fuck are you even saying.
How else do you think "schlatt" murdered those people in 1999
That video was unironically the most scary video i'd ever seen on youtube though. I genuinely thought his head was about to be crushed
@@Techmoblad I’ve seen some wild fails in Olympic lifting but this video def takes the cake
@@Techmoblad You're lucky you've never watched cartel execution vids.
There were quite a few on RUclips at some point.
Dunno why they got taken down.
It's so "sad" that this "wonderful" series had to come to an "end".
Thank you, "jschlatt" for all of the "laughter" and "joy" you have spread. o7
It's so "amazing" that this "annoying" show had to come to an "beninging".
Not thank you "Vschatt" for none of the "sadness" amd "sorrow" you did not spread, 001 *bond theme starts playing*
PS: this comment is for the funi and i dont mean whatever i was trying to say. incase anyone was offended. somehow.
19:45 Our salad tonight consists of mixed greens, tomato, avocado, red gold, and Grandpa’s dentures.
28:51 here’s a quick explanation. I live in Australia so I’m not quite sure this applies to the uk but we have button light switches!
I can’t believe we’re here at the finale of Jschlatt TikTok reaction series. This series brought us joy, laughter, tears and anger, but at the end of the day the true Jschlatt TikTok reaction was the friends we made along the way. God bless you J of the Schlatt. God bless you.
Tavid Doons
@@power_0007Fegie Ramiliar 2973
He removed the finale bit of the title btw
@@BigBCalzone Once he saw the ad revenue hahaha
I love how each of these Tik Tok react videos has their own antagonist
Who do you think was the antagonist for this video? I personally think it was the guy who would just scream “yeah” at the food
@@emeryduhgamer nah he's one of the few side protagonists, This one there's a few but I think the shorts youtubers are a good candidate
@@TacticalBaguette yeah probably, the guy I mentioned is probably the comedy relief of the party along with maybe the guys who kept singing made you look
@@TacticalBaguetteI'd say it's the Baby Gronk cocaine stare guy
the tiny Chinese boys guy was like the Collector from marvel
as a custom keyboard enjoyer, watching schlatt go insane at Thock, Cream and Thwomp was the funniest shit ever.
Yeah, I know the bacis from some Switch and Click videos, and his reaction is hilarious.
"as a custom keyboard enjoyer"
also know as unenployed.
I genuinely thought these terms were made up
I've recently been sucked deep into the mech keyboard rabbit hole and this shit felt surreal it came out of nowhere. Cherry on top was when I saw the zoom 75 when I ordered one like 2 weeks ago lol.
@@sprintcharger just wait till this guy hears about clack
I love how schlatt's heart melted when the cat said hello, just like you can see him physically crumple.
13:43 schlatt unlocks a new emotion. I’ve never seen him do this
Nage
Same emotion he unlocked back in '99
@@Pyroscity nah bro got Humber 💀
@@ed_cmntonlyteluge 💀
36:09 the only way to restock a fridge is to put random stuff in to random places like coca cola next to the butter
Honestly, it might be a kitchen fridge, like for a professional chef or something. We had to organize things like that when I worked in a kitchen.
Or maybe they used to be one, and just got used to stocking things like that. I had to break some habits after I stopped working at the previously mentioned kitchen, especially when I almost ruined a sandwich by almost pouring milk on it.
Every “time” he uploads, schlatt always reminds me of what “to” do more often, and the thought of that makes me “smile”.
:)@@VocaPasta
"I" can't stop!
what's smiling, smilers
"Every" "time" "he" uploads, "Schlatt" "always" reminds "me" of what to "do" "more" often, and the "thought" of "that" makes "me" smile.
@@DungEnjoyerr”shut” “up” “please”
5:06 it’s genuinely impressive how much he sounds like an engine.