Jschlatt Ranks More ABSURD Tiktoks

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  • Опубликовано: 7 окт 2024
  • Schlatt ran of of money...
    Subreddit: / jschlattsubmissions
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    Twitter: x.com/jschlatt
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    Edited by: x.com/woahsnake
    (Schlatt did not ask me to edit this.)

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  • @Samrtass
    @Samrtass 3 месяца назад +3036

    is this video monetized?

    • @woahsnake
      @woahsnake  3 месяца назад +1516

      no

    • @pituy_
      @pituy_ 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@woahsnake coward

    • @pituy_
      @pituy_ 3 месяца назад +55

      @@Samrtass 😁

    • @venomsnake42069
      @venomsnake42069 3 месяца назад +67

      @@woahsnake Why not it's good

    • @CutTheVioletWire
      @CutTheVioletWire 3 месяца назад +554

      @@venomsnake42069 because its not his content

  • @wisegoongala4305
    @wisegoongala4305 3 месяца назад +1603

    Someone better warn shatt’s editor that they have a doppelgänger, if they aren’t already tied up in a basement

  • @bogusbapkins
    @bogusbapkins 3 месяца назад +3650

    the amount of people thinking this is just actually schlap is nuts, this is so impressive

  • @kidakat9
    @kidakat9 3 месяца назад +7712

    bro studied his editing style lmao
    Edit: Didn't expect a lot of likes for this lmao

    • @Moistyfr0g
      @Moistyfr0g 3 месяца назад +185

      They actually did tho

    • @staticvitality146
      @staticvitality146 3 месяца назад +431

      I swear to god, I though this was a second channel video of his

    • @Moistyfr0g
      @Moistyfr0g 3 месяца назад +61

      @@staticvitality146 i thought it was too until I seen the views and the subscribers lol

    • @ShadoBoink
      @ShadoBoink 3 месяца назад +18

      i mean its better than nothing

    • @Beeeek-2
      @Beeeek-2 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@ShadoBoinkfr

  • @devsus
    @devsus 3 месяца назад +1521

    "It's free."
    - Jschlatt's Chat, 2024.

  • @Humming_bird26
    @Humming_bird26 3 месяца назад +4549

    aint no way this isn't schlatt's editor

    • @Bryce-cl2sn
      @Bryce-cl2sn 3 месяца назад +296

      schledditer*

    • @michaupinski6506
      @michaupinski6506 3 месяца назад +36

      You think he would do that for free

    • @agoogleaccount5207
      @agoogleaccount5207 3 месяца назад +49

      This currently has more views than the VOD

    • @Humming_bird26
      @Humming_bird26 3 месяца назад

      @@agoogleaccount5207 NO WAY DOES IT?!!

    • @litterbox019
      @litterbox019 3 месяца назад

      @@Bryce-cl2sn u/schledditor

  • @AbyssalArts_
    @AbyssalArts_ 3 месяца назад +787

    This feels so weird, its like 95% accurate to a jschlat video, i wouldnt be surprised if he uploaded a video almost exactly like this one in a few days. You are amazing lol

    • @SchrodingerMil
      @SchrodingerMil 3 месяца назад +7

      Two hours ago on the VODs channel atleast.

    • @TronixToad
      @TronixToad 3 месяца назад +1

      How tf is it 95% lmaoooo… not every video jschlatt makes is the same lmao. This is based on thin air 😂😂😂 it’s just ALOT similar to the edits jschlatt’s editor has made😂

    • @chilledburrito
      @chilledburrito 3 месяца назад +26

      @@TronixToad Mate, get your head on straight, obviously this isn't the same as every video shclatt has been a part of, but that's not even pertinent. Any sensible person would be able to infer the context of it being 95% accurate *to a jshlatt reaction video.*
      You thought you ate, especially with those emoji's😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TronixToad
      @TronixToad 3 месяца назад

      @@chilledburrito are u an idiot? I just said it isn’t the same but similar……. Made instead of tryna prove me wrong while you are saying the exact same thing as me, try googling how to argue with ppl…. It might help the slightest bit. Since you are disagreeing with me while agreeing with me…….

    • @TronixToad
      @TronixToad 3 месяца назад

      @@chilledburrito Lmao...... kid no one thought he ate and no one ate. if anyone DIDNT think it was you. if u could listen instead of acting like a fool and being an idiot, you might realize and know what i mean. its not 95% the same. since every edit is different from schlatt. ofcourse its in the same type of edits but it isnt consitnet 100% Jschlatt. if u take 2 reaction videos of schlatt u will for sure point out alot of differences in the edits. (depends if your an dumbass or not) so there is nothing u can base the "95%" on. well i mean, u wouldnt understand since u think you are so smart 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 There. you can have your Emoji's back kid.💀 LMAO💀🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱 Lil bro thought he cooked🤣🤣

  • @dustinzacharias8227
    @dustinzacharias8227 3 месяца назад +1246

    Shlog has three modes:
    -gay femboy
    -“3000 calories”
    -Angry New Yorker

    • @Columbine621
      @Columbine621 3 месяца назад +66

      And his community is composed entirely of that first one :3

    • @leahenriquez4270
      @leahenriquez4270 3 месяца назад +7

      😮​@@Columbine621

    • @jennyjin1617
      @jennyjin1617 3 месяца назад +6

      ITS NOT FREE

    • @ivywhip6676
      @ivywhip6676 3 месяца назад +13

      @@Columbine621 indeed :3

    • @MinorGooberism
      @MinorGooberism 3 месяца назад

      When has he ever been a femboy what

  • @ThatMarsGuy2032
    @ThatMarsGuy2032 3 месяца назад +1220

    This is either just someone really talented or “Shallow” made a new channel

    • @Sponsorbagel
      @Sponsorbagel 3 месяца назад +75

      if you check the description it's said that schlogg didn't ask for this edit. probably more of a proof of concept / ability on this person's part

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 3 месяца назад +9

      Scallot

    • @Bunny_Bill
      @Bunny_Bill 3 месяца назад +4

      Talent I guess

    • @Arkiinia
      @Arkiinia 3 месяца назад +6

      talent woahsnake is the goat

    • @user-hs3he3co7u
      @user-hs3he3co7u 2 месяца назад +1

      That is easy to replicate wdym

  • @probablyparker4044
    @probablyparker4044 3 месяца назад +214

    "the schlandmaid's tale" went wild in this one

  • @rem_iisworld
    @rem_iisworld 3 месяца назад +199

    8:47 dont worry guys the pen is named jet pens, this specific one is a titanium mat CW&T pen type B

    • @pinetreesquad2375
      @pinetreesquad2375 3 месяца назад +20

      HOLY SHIT HE FOUND IT

    • @champiggyfrm_pig5271
      @champiggyfrm_pig5271 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@pinetreesquad2375he's the pen fbi

    • @DoctorDerpman
      @DoctorDerpman 3 месяца назад +5

      My guy woke up and chose to be on some fuckin final boss type shit 🙏🙏🙏

    • @BrianPost-xr5cp
      @BrianPost-xr5cp 2 месяца назад +2

      How did you find the exact pen model

    • @Twalet
      @Twalet 2 месяца назад +4

      @@BrianPost-xr5cphes rainbolt for pens

  • @TazukeiOtakai
    @TazukeiOtakai 3 месяца назад +39

    OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS WASNT MADE BY SCHLATT?????? DUDE YOU NAILED THE EDITING STYLE TO A T MAN

  • @chillcult1613
    @chillcult1613 3 месяца назад +20

    Thank you for shouting out Jayshatt, its nice to see big creator support small channels like JayShlatg

  • @eggiobeggo
    @eggiobeggo 3 месяца назад +126

    hire this man

    • @Arkiinia
      @Arkiinia 3 месяца назад +4

      woman

    • @TheAwesomeGamr64
      @TheAwesomeGamr64 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Arkiinia They never said if they were a girl or boy

    • @typeduck9992
      @typeduck9992 3 месяца назад

      fr

    • @KoalaTheBestt
      @KoalaTheBestt 2 месяца назад

      ​@@TheAwesomeGamr64what do you think a man is????

    • @RetroRunner2099
      @RetroRunner2099 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Arkiinia bro what, omg you're one of "those" weird "people"

  • @BlueThiccerFish
    @BlueThiccerFish 3 месяца назад +156

    i wouldn't be surprised if this was just schlatts editor on another channel

    • @Pan3m
      @Pan3m 2 месяца назад

      Editing style is pretty simplistic and uses the same music so it’s not too difficult but yeah it seems identical to a schlatt video

  • @connorw374
    @connorw374 3 месяца назад +28

    its truly heartwarming to see "Schrunken Head" doing so well after his lobotomy

  • @simpli_A
    @simpli_A 3 месяца назад +4

    13:36
    For anyone wondering, this guy is actually a professional stuntman, and half of their TikTok’s are them getting pushed off ladders or shit like that… they do know what they’re doing

  • @bradonhoover3002
    @bradonhoover3002 3 месяца назад +48

    All phones have an emergency call option next to the lockscreen pinpad she just wanted his password

  • @REDOYSTERCULT302
    @REDOYSTERCULT302 3 месяца назад +10

    4:41 shoutout to whoever said smash

  • @walterdadog
    @walterdadog 2 месяца назад +13

    the fact that schlatt can spend a minute and a half straight just hating on a fucking warthog is the definition of this man’s career.

  • @A1-Pacific_Sketcher
    @A1-Pacific_Sketcher 3 месяца назад +10

    I think Schlatt has just fully accepted the 'babygirl' guy. He just gets so flustered and speechless...

  • @happytuna7275
    @happytuna7275 3 месяца назад +136

    Why is jared acting edgy and tough? Just last sunday, he was donating to a local orphanage and making pizza together with the orphans. I asked him for a selfie and he told me that I deserve to be loved. He even sat next to a homeless person to eat McDonald's together. He's so different on the internet.

    • @nevergonnagiveyouupnevergonna
      @nevergonnagiveyouupnevergonna 3 месяца назад +12

      He's different on the internet to appeal to younger audiences, there's not many youtubers out there like Jschlatt who are this way, infact theyre usually the opposite- nice online but rude irl.

    • @res6148
      @res6148 3 месяца назад +3

      Its just how Jacob does things

    • @Sat.Crystal7500
      @Sat.Crystal7500 3 месяца назад +4

      Johnathan does it as a publicity stunt, for sure.

    • @happytuna7275
      @happytuna7275 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Sat.Crystal7500 Jason didn't bring a camera that day so i doubt it. He even told me to not post the pictures which confuses me. If you mean his internet persona then, maybe. Newer generations do love edgy humor.

    • @chaoticcar6231
      @chaoticcar6231 3 месяца назад +4

      wow, Jeramiah truly is such a great guy... I'm almost starting to think that the rumours in '99 aren't true

  • @theawesomeayla
    @theawesomeayla 3 месяца назад +30

    13:27 “he’s just a little guy” *me talking about a fictional crush*
    “That thing will *KILL* you” *friend sick of me yapping*

  • @cadenc7162
    @cadenc7162 3 месяца назад +5

    this is genuinely incredible . I don't think it's schlatt because this guy cuts things quick + clean, I actually prefer this editing

  • @Spideybro213
    @Spideybro213 3 месяца назад +5

    Bro got tired of waiting for more schlatttoks

  • @omoogle
    @omoogle 2 месяца назад +2

    Honestly i really like these fanmade forms of schlatt where you can really see what its like on stream. I dont see any of his streams because the man is unhinged with his schedule, but videos like this remind me that the man is just a guy streaming. Its interesting to see bits and pieces that would fit well in an actual tiktok "ranking" video though

  • @evanrobert175
    @evanrobert175 3 месяца назад +55

    Fun fact, that pen was a jet pen, a Titanium mat cwn NT pen type B. It's a $200 pen.

    • @WackWacky-vc5ed
      @WackWacky-vc5ed 3 месяца назад +1

      How do YOU know🤔👿

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 2 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@WackWacky-vc5ed Someone else in the comments has said it and recently Jordan Howlett also tracked it down from that TikTok

  • @south452
    @south452 3 месяца назад +24

    11:48 as a stairlift user you can still fall off of those things I think he would immediately topple to the ground if he so much as had to use one

  • @notyouraverageaustrian
    @notyouraverageaustrian 3 месяца назад +12

    amazing job with the editing. i thought i was watching a schlatt channel

  • @wilsonez2
    @wilsonez2 2 месяца назад +11

    0:06 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!

  • @mr.quilava2062
    @mr.quilava2062 2 месяца назад +4

    I didnt even realize that this is a non jschlatt channel, the thumbnail and video edit is too convincing

  • @Turkey07-ox9re
    @Turkey07-ox9re 3 месяца назад +20

    brother the likes on the thirst trap was at 911 😭

  • @onehand8205
    @onehand8205 3 месяца назад +69

    Not as absurd as what Schlatt did in 1999

  • @Troller3541ff
    @Troller3541ff 3 месяца назад +3

    I genuinely did not expect for you to be the roblox skateboard edit girl, you are some awesomesauce.

  • @jocabulous
    @jocabulous 3 месяца назад +9

    RIP "SchmittyWerbenJagerManJenson" Such a tragic loss ✊😞

  • @Frostaltered
    @Frostaltered 2 месяца назад +2

    I love that nichijou music randomly turned on at 17:45

    • @aname4822
      @aname4822 2 месяца назад

      Thanks, you’re my hero. I was about to write the editor about the song lol

  • @Greedsmith
    @Greedsmith 3 месяца назад +5

    “What’s up baby girl guy” post had 911 likes 😂 7:29

  • @abemulligantralz8806
    @abemulligantralz8806 2 месяца назад +17

    IT’S ALMOST THE SAME AS THE VIDEO SCHLATT POSTED HOLY SHIT

    • @WarmasterWirMustard
      @WarmasterWirMustard 2 месяца назад +2

      I cant believe schline eleven stole woahs video

    • @jrpoyo
      @jrpoyo 2 месяца назад +1

      jay schlatt needed the money for the bills

    • @TheStardustCrusader
      @TheStardustCrusader 2 месяца назад

      that boy said dam

  • @Woxis12
    @Woxis12 3 месяца назад +3

    2:22 ya don't need to unlock the phone to call emergency services. At least not in Europe.

  • @Soup_Whale99
    @Soup_Whale99 3 месяца назад +4

    insanely well made, pls pls plsssss make more if you can, love the video

  • @LowellandSkippy
    @LowellandSkippy 3 месяца назад +5

    4:50 cat?!?!? crocodile???!? alligator???!?!?!? yall trippin thats just a cute lil puppy 😍😍🥰

    • @gimmiekiwi
      @gimmiekiwi 3 месяца назад

      A puppy?? A PUPPY?! It's obviously a kangaroo 😬

    • @Moon_Struck2882
      @Moon_Struck2882 2 месяца назад

      Kangaroo?!? It’s obviously a halluciginia

  • @nicobailey2197
    @nicobailey2197 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro this feels like an actual schlatt video the editing is so convincing

  • @Raccoon_Ingot
    @Raccoon_Ingot 3 месяца назад +6

    this looks real, i clicked the thumbnail thinking this was an actual schlatt video. but i was mistaken. only thing that gives it away was the title card but other than that if i hadn't looked at the channel i'd think i was watching a real schlatt video. :)

  • @grandgojira5485
    @grandgojira5485 2 месяца назад +1

    16:17 it is a kind of desert lizard known as a sand fish. They are insanely good at swim through sand at high speed (although you could probably guess from the name)

  • @kiggykiggerson
    @kiggykiggerson 3 месяца назад +6

    no more roblox skateboard, now its jshat

  • @humidcandy3804
    @humidcandy3804 2 месяца назад +1

    that warthog sounded like and steering pump going out

  • @lotion5238
    @lotion5238 3 месяца назад +3

    4:90 iirc I think that gator is uhh that dudes like, anxiety support animal, strange kinship but he's shown him off to others to show how alligators are cool and he's nice to all the children too, hasn't eaten any yet

    • @tubofficial1
      @tubofficial1 2 месяца назад

      1 MINUTE IS 60 SECONDS NOT 100 SECONDS

  • @johnspencer262
    @johnspencer262 3 месяца назад +1

    That warthog sounds like someone having diarrhea

  • @arvensique
    @arvensique 3 месяца назад +5

    4:20 Biden is preparing to pounce. Press A to Flee. Press B to Fight.

    • @fhmcpherson
      @fhmcpherson 13 дней назад

      FRR

    • @Depresso25
      @Depresso25 5 дней назад

      Press x to chill

    • @arvensique
      @arvensique 5 дней назад

      @@Depresso25 Achievement unlocked: Presidential Dap Up.

  • @fluorideenjoyer
    @fluorideenjoyer 2 месяца назад +1

    Wow these are some scuffed, hilarious, and/or satisfying tiktoks!

  • @funnyfish1982
    @funnyfish1982 3 месяца назад +4

    12:10 Hoglin irl

  • @NatalieRose-u5t
    @NatalieRose-u5t 2 месяца назад

    The fact that Schlong didn't cringe at the sprinkle lizard guy disappoints me.

  • @Reescep9557
    @Reescep9557 3 месяца назад +16

    5:55 average day in Romania

  • @coyottruth
    @coyottruth 2 месяца назад +1

    you fooled me lol, thought it was jschart until the ending screen

  • @SauceDuckLuck
    @SauceDuckLuck 3 месяца назад +9

    WOAHSNNAKE!???

    • @Bulletflox
      @Bulletflox 3 месяца назад

      my thoughts exactly

  • @JamaicanJamal
    @JamaicanJamal 16 минут назад

    “Schlobama” was shlabsolutely shchlabbergastered

  • @perozen441
    @perozen441 3 месяца назад +3

    Woahsnake? What's a woahsnake?

  • @KarnBlueEarring
    @KarnBlueEarring 3 месяца назад +2

    9:33 It's the same with furries. Those with the most money often have the most hideous characters.

  • @dea_bb
    @dea_bb 3 месяца назад +4

    10/10 rack

  • @Figure_vr764-c9i
    @Figure_vr764-c9i 10 дней назад +1

    5:40 a look of gratitude

  • @AxelTheAxolotl0_o
    @AxelTheAxolotl0_o 2 месяца назад +5

    3:24 SSSniperwolf reference?

  • @Thefunni1991
    @Thefunni1991 3 месяца назад +1

    this person is the master of schlatt editing.

  • @EpicevanXD
    @EpicevanXD 3 месяца назад +4

    2:12 isn’t that charity fraud?

  • @AlexOddity
    @AlexOddity 2 месяца назад

    Thought this was from Schlatt's channel. Amazing work!

  • @playingwithpikaquin
    @playingwithpikaquin 2 месяца назад +3

    5:45 most sane trans post (/j)

    • @PrimalSneeze
      @PrimalSneeze 17 дней назад +1

      No, I'd say that's the most sane. And hilarious too. I rate it two towers out of two-- AND THE PENTAGON!?

    • @AlastorYT229
      @AlastorYT229 5 дней назад +1

      ​@@PrimalSneeze so you rate it 0 out of 0 + the pentagon?

  • @justas423
    @justas423 2 месяца назад +1

    This is the wake up call that Schlatt is just automating his slop content.

  • @RealSkello
    @RealSkello 3 месяца назад +3

    I don’t give a fucking shit about any likes this comment gets

  • @Athena6
    @Athena6 3 месяца назад +1

    Schlatt should be sending you an application fr 🗣🔥 get that bag

  • @ColeAquizap
    @ColeAquizap 2 месяца назад

    jschlatt just released his edited version of this stream
    and I honestly like this video way better
    first off you uploaded it a whole 12 days before he did and also included an extra 5 minutes of content than his video
    very good work

  • @teslagasoline5629
    @teslagasoline5629 3 месяца назад +1

    10:55 i thought it was leading up to a Paint It, Black meme... the beat, the mouse, it could have been perfect.

  • @cjab__
    @cjab__ 2 месяца назад +1

    8:37 I had "What's Popping" flashbacks

  • @konsti_art
    @konsti_art 3 месяца назад

    I love that when "Schlut" doesn't upload for an extended period of time people just make their own "Schlut" videos.
    Very "Schlutty" video!

  • @huhreally5771
    @huhreally5771 3 месяца назад

    we weren't getting enough reschlaction content so this mad schlad made it himshlelf. schlatta boy

  • @smile--
    @smile-- 2 месяца назад +1

    "Fine, I'll do it myself."

  • @reviloplays2143
    @reviloplays2143 3 месяца назад +1

    4:46 because it is an alligator/crocodile being cuddly with a guy.

  • @banibunn
    @banibunn 2 месяца назад

    I forgot this wasn’t schlatt and was expecting an actual sponsor lmao

  • @makkieta-static7960
    @makkieta-static7960 3 месяца назад

    Schlatt is literally everyone’s ‘idgaf’ uncle who drinks cans of beer and makes ya giggle. But also… he’s babygirl. How can a man be two things that arw so different from each other. Istg I’m so confused. W vid. 👏🏽

  • @clnrrr
    @clnrrr 3 месяца назад

    so this is why I did not find this video under schlatts channel. well done

  • @blePLOL
    @blePLOL 2 месяца назад

    please make more, that was the hardest ive laughed in a while...

  • @Literally_Fizzaroli
    @Literally_Fizzaroli 2 месяца назад

    This guy took 'it's free' to another level

  • @shuvelstone1331
    @shuvelstone1331 3 месяца назад

    If this ain't schlatt's editor, then it's one HELL of a power play to make this video.

  • @NickieX3
    @NickieX3 3 месяца назад

    I thought this was a re upload of a real episode holy moly this feels real.

  • @lsswappedcessna
    @lsswappedcessna 2 месяца назад

    idk, that prehistoric beast is pretty chilled out. Probably likes bro's body heat, being a reptile and all.
    Also imagine Cumshot the Cat meeting H.P. Lovecraft's cat. Their battle shall be LEGENDARY!

  • @benhynes333
    @benhynes333 2 месяца назад

    "food shaped animal" is actually crazy

  • @theewl6xer166
    @theewl6xer166 3 месяца назад +1

    we got backdoor jschlatt reaction content 😭🙏

  • @lewishickey8350
    @lewishickey8350 Месяц назад

    warthog purring sounds like me on the toilet after tacos

  • @rygk9696
    @rygk9696 2 месяца назад +2

    911 upvotes on that post is crazy. 7:55

  • @OKGAMERKIDD
    @OKGAMERKIDD 3 месяца назад +1

    uk Schlatt is gonna buy ur channel now

  • @deathpie24
    @deathpie24 2 месяца назад

    I like how when the really questionable ones come up he breaks character

  • @roobeedooo
    @roobeedooo 3 месяца назад

    the enshittification of tiktok has done irreparable damage to the human mind but its ok cuz sometimes its really really funny

  • @lliamdavis6950
    @lliamdavis6950 3 месяца назад

    That dap up has done more for Joe's campaign than any ad I have seen so far.

  • @CoDMw2hunter
    @CoDMw2hunter 3 месяца назад

    Florida Man confused his cat with his swamp puppy

  • @SomeRandomEcho
    @SomeRandomEcho 2 месяца назад

    “Jschlorp” is a “9/10” to watch while having “diarrhea”

  • @L1ghtweaver
    @L1ghtweaver 2 месяца назад +1

    6:35 "Imagine trying to film this in an actual city"
    It's not an actual city, it's London

  • @conall5779
    @conall5779 2 месяца назад

    The fact I didn’t even realize this wasn’t schlatt until I saw the comments linked 15-16 minutes in😭

  • @mnbgt101
    @mnbgt101 2 месяца назад +1

    Youre a very talented editor, i hope to see more from you!!

  • @PatentPending47
    @PatentPending47 2 месяца назад

    I genuinely didn’t realize this wasn’t a certified Schlatt and Co™️ video

  • @DevelopedFan
    @DevelopedFan 2 дня назад

    that ad about the phone not being stolen is just what nintendo did for the wii remote

  • @YuZ_ZuY
    @YuZ_ZuY 3 месяца назад

    so glad someone is making actual ontime schlatt content of schlatt that usnt schlatt

  • @tubeyour501
    @tubeyour501 2 месяца назад +1

    i acually thought i would see jschattLIVE when i clicked the profile.