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  • @TheBlakeGG
    @TheBlakeGG 2 года назад +37900

    Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  2 года назад +16589

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @incription
      @incription 2 года назад +2826

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @lukelawson3304
      @lukelawson3304 2 года назад +1

      @Tommy Gaming 🅥 L

    • @evansevans1770
      @evansevans1770 2 года назад +1698

      @@jschlattLIVE Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @mrlumur
      @mrlumur 2 года назад +1087

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

  • @arkkangell
    @arkkangell 2 года назад +13660

    watching schlatt blush every time that one guy comes on is so funny

    • @TheWiseMysticalTree
      @TheWiseMysticalTree 2 года назад +987

      It’s his husband so of course he’s going to blush

    • @snowman6645
      @snowman6645 2 года назад +96

      Kumala

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 года назад +155

      “Schlatt”

    • @kelpq1u
      @kelpq1u 2 года назад +11

      🌞

    • @thefirewizards8481
      @thefirewizards8481 2 года назад +222

      As a representative of my esteemed client 'schlitt', I must inform you that for legal reasons he was not blushing, merely reallocating blood to his cheeks in self-defense

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF 2 года назад +9342

    I love how Schlatt's community consists of finding one style of video and sending it the whole stream

    • @Maplee.MP3
      @Maplee.MP3 2 года назад +64

      It’s so true though💀😂

    • @jetster4117
      @jetster4117 2 года назад +273

      As soon as I saw that eye contact dude I knew damn well it was gon be the running gag this vid

    • @sloomdayer2747
      @sloomdayer2747 2 года назад +13

      Schlatt's fans are kind of annoying.

    • @Maplee.MP3
      @Maplee.MP3 2 года назад +107

      @@sloomdayer2747 sometimes they choose genuinely funny content though, and I swear they all understand the assignment within minutes somehow-

    • @fishyfish6236
      @fishyfish6236 2 года назад +8

      Do you know about the videos that start off normal, cut to a second of dudes kissing and then go back to normal?

  • @JamesCoffey-hk2tw
    @JamesCoffey-hk2tw 7 месяцев назад +347

    What’s your favorite candy? “ hersheys kiss” hersheys kiss? Had me dying

    • @ItsZuba
      @ItsZuba 2 месяца назад +1

      God loves you all and has a plan for your life

    • @GooberButGoofy
      @GooberButGoofy Месяц назад +1

      ​@@ItsZuba wrong vid blud

  • @IJNAoba9-25-26
    @IJNAoba9-25-26 2 года назад +7943

    Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Dude"
    2:40 - UFO
    8:50 - What you lookin' at?
    12:36 - Make you smile
    15:23 - Gym Encounter
    17:39 - Type of Food
    20:29 - Staring at you
    23:42 - Hersey Kiss

    • @TheWiseMysticalTree
      @TheWiseMysticalTree 2 года назад

      You mean his husband? Also not related but fuck the guy who invented bots. They are swarming this channel

    • @nestalker117
      @nestalker117 2 года назад +395

      SCP-912 "The Dude"

    • @lakehuntist1459
      @lakehuntist1459 2 года назад +6

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @AidenTRP
      @AidenTRP 2 года назад +108

      I just want to say that I am sorry that this reply thread was ruined by so many bots.. this was probably the best comment on this video 😭

    • @nohlol
      @nohlol 2 года назад +17

      @leaked footage WHY IS IT JUST AIRFRYER POTATO WEDGES

  • @filorux3242
    @filorux3242 2 года назад +26032

    The Hershey's kiss was definitely the most unsettling one💀

    • @linnonline
      @linnonline 2 года назад +640

      Damn bots overtaking your replys

    • @lakehuntist1459
      @lakehuntist1459 2 года назад +18

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @click9779
      @click9779 2 года назад +342

      @@lakehuntist1459 who are you

    • @mariomaker69420
      @mariomaker69420 2 года назад +379

      he coulda just said “wanna share one?” and it would have been so much more effective than that wimp ass line

    • @Jervenshmine
      @Jervenshmine 2 года назад +99

      @@lakehuntist1459 you're not that guy pal. You aren't even a bot. Get a bot if you're gonna be annoying like this lol

  • @Jonathan-oe5vz
    @Jonathan-oe5vz 2 года назад +3844

    Schlatt speaking broken ass Swedish was funny as hell for some reason.

    • @popoeti3215
      @popoeti3215 2 года назад +153

      kvarg vanilj

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr 2 года назад +92

      @@popoeti3215 quark vanilla

    • @jerrunholt5571
      @jerrunholt5571 2 года назад +81

      He does it so confidently too

    • @renified
      @renified 2 года назад

      @just i c e ruclips.net/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/видео.html

    • @Gwoofus
      @Gwoofus 2 года назад +18

      I was laughing so hard at that part

  • @Bluejay1919
    @Bluejay1919 4 месяца назад +135

    Rumor says if you feed a hippo a pumpkin before Halloween. That’s not a hippo anymore. That’s a vampire.

    • @Bluejay1919
      @Bluejay1919 4 месяца назад +9

      If you know you know

    • @warthunder7730
      @warthunder7730 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@Bluejay1919Those who nose👃👃👃💀💀💀

    • @Tricanity
      @Tricanity Месяц назад +4

      I love vampires

    • @Tricanity
      @Tricanity Месяц назад +1

      eh weeh weeh weeh weeh sheweh

    • @Λεμόνι
      @Λεμόνι Месяц назад +1

      I love vampires

  • @_Justkidding1
    @_Justkidding1 2 года назад +11967

    Schlatt is gonna need another 3-5 month break from the Hershey's kiss one 😭

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 года назад +161

      it was good while it lasted

    • @santosgt8938
      @santosgt8938 2 года назад +78

      SAME PFP LESGOOO

    • @_Justkidding1
      @_Justkidding1 2 года назад +65

      @@santosgt8938 LETS GO????

    • @MrMemeThief
      @MrMemeThief 2 года назад +38

      You mean "Shat " is gonna "need" another 3-5 month break

    • @saikitonia
      @saikitonia 2 года назад +4

      u made me watch the whole damn video

  • @lilmissemi
    @lilmissemi 2 года назад +3869

    Schlatt: these are some of the worst ones so far
    Also schlatt: *laughing hysterically*

    • @capyblap1249
      @capyblap1249 2 года назад +4

      damn

    • @renified
      @renified 2 года назад +2

      @yesthis the clip you lookin for: ruclips.net/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/видео.html

    • @Vulcan.
      @Vulcan. 2 года назад +4

      worst=best

    • @emmgee6957
      @emmgee6957 2 года назад +4

      that's the point, the worse they are the better the laughs

    • @Real_hh
      @Real_hh 2 года назад +2

      Less good ones but the ones that are good are fucking awesome

  • @Repsak07
    @Repsak07 2 года назад +2081

    Shlatt reacting and reading Swedish was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 7:57

    • @the_great_magicman1877
      @the_great_magicman1877 2 года назад +146

      Someone in chat asking if its rusian is what kills me, does swedish look THAT weird to non natives?

    • @mrtimurer
      @mrtimurer 2 года назад +82

      @@the_great_magicman1877 Russian is using different letters and everything and swedish is mostly same letters as English but just funny. Idk how people could confuse the two.

    • @LONGSLEEVERICKY
      @LONGSLEEVERICKY 2 года назад +7

      @@the_great_magicman1877 it's not so much that it looks weird, the words just sound funny

    • @the_great_magicman1877
      @the_great_magicman1877 2 года назад +12

      @@LONGSLEEVERICKY he didnt sound russian when he said it, and the spelling is a dead giveaway, since its the wrong alphabet, hence I assumed that it was the vowels and spelling that made the viewer believe it to be russian

    • @AryaPDipa
      @AryaPDipa 2 года назад +8

      I was not listening to this part on the side and I thought he was talking simlish

  • @LovesickJo
    @LovesickJo 6 месяцев назад +76

    EVIL WIZARD sits in his car casting DARK MANIPULATION MAGICKS on STRANGERS from the internet, FORCING them to SMILE.

  • @NukaKappa
    @NukaKappa 2 года назад +4945

    I love how, throughout all the chaos and jokes about murder and acts of heinous crimes, his chat is always going to have usually a pride sticker every 4-6 seconds

    • @megafoni
      @megafoni 2 года назад +209

      @The wock This better not be the fucking potato wedges again

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 2 года назад +81

      @@megafoni He clicked on the link 😂😂😂

    • @boxbuddds
      @boxbuddds 2 года назад +33

      @The wock Will this be the bloody potatoes lmao 🗿 ima check later

    • @boxbuddds
      @boxbuddds 2 года назад +30

      omfg it is 💀

    • @ma.2089
      @ma.2089 2 года назад +58

      @@megafoni I always ignored the bots, I expected them to lead me to some scam, or some disturbing video
      You gave me the courage to actually click, and Instead of anything horrific it was just potato wedges lol

  • @TheSteeltec
    @TheSteeltec 2 года назад +4174

    That hershy's kiss statement was powerful enough to send Shlatt to the backrooms

  • @ga.y.meofthrone
    @ga.y.meofthrone Год назад +3351

    romance of “schlatt” and lip bite guy “official” catalogue
    2:40 - meet cute
    8:49 - flirting
    12:30 - he’s not blushing
    15:20 - he IS blushing
    17:38 - dinner plans
    20:29 - tension
    23:42 - soulmates

  • @gayandvibing9743
    @gayandvibing9743 8 месяцев назад +40

    Absolutely hilarious watching Schlatt's chat put him through Harrassment Simulator with that one guy

  • @KiyoshiroClips
    @KiyoshiroClips 2 года назад +5210

    i can't believe we viewers have the power to gaslight schlatt into making him question his own sexuality

    • @borger7171
      @borger7171 2 года назад +248

      oh he isnt questioning. he knows.

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 2 года назад

      My dude
      jschlatt has always been gay

    • @elite9237
      @elite9237 2 года назад +237

      Oh no, dear viewer, you are horribly mistaken, he has the power to gaslight his audience into thinking they have the power to gaslight him into thinking he's gay
      It's all been a game, a ruse

    • @KiyoshiroClips
      @KiyoshiroClips 2 года назад +76

      @@elite9237 but does he know that we can also counter that by manipulating his mind and making him think he's the very mastermind of the horrible incident of 1999?

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 2 года назад +38

      @@elite9237 I mean, that's true, but only because he was already gay, without any gaslighting.

  • @Whineanddine52
    @Whineanddine52 2 года назад +868

    I'm so proud that Schlatt was able to find someone he likes who always smacks his lips whenever he sees him. Truly a beautiful stream

  • @autistic_spino
    @autistic_spino 2 года назад +4483

    As a Swede, watching Schlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words was hilarious

  • @AlfieM2010YT
    @AlfieM2010YT 2 месяца назад +15

    Schlim Jim is definitely blushing to “The Dude”

  • @toby.theram2496
    @toby.theram2496 2 года назад +3249

    7:57 Jschlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year 😭

  • @alisonparker440
    @alisonparker440 2 года назад +3724

    The more he gets traumatized his viewers the funnier it gets.

    • @charlezz648
      @charlezz648 2 года назад

      @the wock shut up
      btw I think you forgot a "by" right in the middle there

    • @ReadByYomu
      @ReadByYomu 2 года назад +10

      @The wock N O.

    • @Filthy-MonkeyMan
      @Filthy-MonkeyMan 2 года назад

      NO

    • @spacemarine4349
      @spacemarine4349 2 года назад

      Bro who are the 1.8k mfs who didn't have a stroke reading this shit hell nah

    • @theperfectpeanutbutterjell7553
      @theperfectpeanutbutterjell7553 2 года назад +13

      The more his traumatized gets viewers the more comedy it gets.

  • @soggusboggus4386
    @soggusboggus4386 2 года назад +887

    Schlatt: I don't have 400 thousand dollars to buy a warehouse
    Also schlatt: *Buys 2 companies and several statues of a monkey with large nuts for hundreds of thousands, within a year*

    • @Suprisedbuzz
      @Suprisedbuzz 2 года назад +8

      That was well worth it

    • @yukonhyena2957
      @yukonhyena2957 2 года назад +13

      tax write off

    • @em90012
      @em90012 2 года назад +2

      @@yukonhyena2957Business Expense

  • @TanjiroKomado-pf3op
    @TanjiroKomado-pf3op 3 месяца назад +16

    14:12 bro was speaking enchantment table

  • @mofotos
    @mofotos 2 года назад +554

    “jschlatt” always makes me “happy” when he “posts”, keep up the “good” work “schlatt”

    • @Random_Guy_20xx
      @Random_Guy_20xx 2 года назад +3

      Dead joke.

    • @locten4949
      @locten4949 2 года назад +8

      The bots in this comment section is adding to the list of reasons I'm tempted to blend the cores of 18 apples and drink it.

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 2 года назад +6

      This is so "inspiring" I felt "jschlatt" coming "inside" of "me"

    • @chandleruniversal7614
      @chandleruniversal7614 2 года назад +2

      @@locten4949 I believe the estimate would closer to 40 cores.

    • @locten4949
      @locten4949 2 года назад +1

      @@chandleruniversal7614 My mistake.

  • @ashspeedwing6534
    @ashspeedwing6534 Год назад +919

    Schlatt blushing at that guy is something I never knew I needed at 3am LMAO

  • @guttedbylumin
    @guttedbylumin 2 года назад +710

    “IM NOT BLUSHING”
    also Shlatt: Smiling and blushing without realizing

    • @stugdrug
      @stugdrug 2 года назад +36

      also also Schlatt: kicking his feet in the air and twirling his hair

    • @alexiosmonary3388
      @alexiosmonary3388 2 года назад +15

      @@stugdrug also also also schlatt: giggling and saying: noo stop hehe

  • @Sweet0nion
    @Sweet0nion 5 месяцев назад +8

    6:30 the sheer speed and power of the impact sound mixed with the screen shake made me roll on the ground lol

  • @pi_3223
    @pi_3223 Год назад +1308

    Schlatt: I don’t have 400 thousand dollars to invest on a hydraulic press.
    Also schlatt: spends 90 thousand dollars on a monkey statue.

    • @Cam_Can_Play
      @Cam_Can_Play Год назад +125

      Well one is a giant hunk of metal design with the purpose of crushing things under it with great force.
      And the other is a hydraulic press.

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 Год назад +11

      He never said he had 90,000 dollars to spare

    • @pi_3223
      @pi_3223 Год назад +7

      Well he did say he quote on quote ‘’I wipe my ass with 90 thousand dollars’’

    • @ratmageddon
      @ratmageddon Год назад +2

      ​@monkeman44 ❤❤❤

    • @theycallmetheslime
      @theycallmetheslime Год назад +1

      the monkey is more important.

  • @the_man_you_have_searched_for
    @the_man_you_have_searched_for Год назад +465

    3:19 the absolute panic in Swaggersoul's voice is hysterical

  • @Aekaras14
    @Aekaras14 2 года назад +828

    Every time Schlatt encountered the dude he begun blushing more and more

    • @renified
      @renified 2 года назад

      @Eye ruclips.net/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/видео.html

    • @nelsonc4868
      @nelsonc4868 2 года назад +9

      How could you not

    • @gigacow
      @gigacow 2 года назад +3

      Bro what’s the guys name?

    • @thee_s1x
      @thee_s1x Год назад +1

      ​@@gigacow enochj

    • @RicardoMeansKing
      @RicardoMeansKing Год назад +1

      He's being seduced

  • @monke4044
    @monke4044 3 месяца назад +12

    2:20 poor marketing shlutt, everyone knows u gotta get them hooked first to increase the demand.

  • @gamerboi64729
    @gamerboi64729 Год назад +574

    i love how jschlatt is either insanely confused, laughing to death, or gay while watching these

    • @leriamleyva3065
      @leriamleyva3065 11 месяцев назад +12

      And hungry

    • @Diamond___Sky
      @Diamond___Sky 10 месяцев назад +13

      or all the above

    • @SoggyOpossum
      @SoggyOpossum 9 месяцев назад +6

      Damn hi how did i find you on accident bro

    • @gamerboi64729
      @gamerboi64729 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@SoggyOpossum because we like the same stuff

    • @SoggyOpossum
      @SoggyOpossum 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@gamerboi64729 real

  • @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia
    @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia 2 года назад +631

    I feel like chat is slowly degrading Schatt's mental state for fun

    • @renified
      @renified 2 года назад

      @im sacred ruclips.net/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/видео.html

    • @JustDannyTho
      @JustDannyTho 2 года назад

      Slowly?! Nah they are way too braindead to do it slowly

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 года назад +1

      @@JustDannyTho All his viewers are braindead.

  • @spaghetti3010
    @spaghetti3010 2 года назад +151

    14:04 It's incredible, how a man can show such a powerful and serious message in such a beautiful way. The way he mentions the problems of gasoline being pumped into the environment really says a lot about pollution. Truly incredible.

    • @RinceWrenchski
      @RinceWrenchski 2 года назад +1

      Where fan i find the original video man

    • @samburrell594
      @samburrell594 2 года назад

      Ong where do you find the Ong video

    • @samburrell594
      @samburrell594 2 года назад

      Og*

    • @FetusWithGlassesYT
      @FetusWithGlassesYT 5 месяцев назад +1

      He was speaking Spanish, I guess he's Argentinian and he was talking about how an old woman was yelling at him for making too much noise.

  • @Jolly_Karl
    @Jolly_Karl 2 месяца назад +24

    12:14 i love vampires

  • @segasov
    @segasov 2 года назад +486

    The fact that he called hersheys kiss is incredible 💀💀

  • @TheWiseMysticalTree
    @TheWiseMysticalTree 2 года назад +801

    “Schlatts” husband was one of the funniest things on this stream

  • @bluecherry_tv
    @bluecherry_tv 2 года назад +915

    This entire video is just Schlatt going insane over the guy in the car

  • @Shadow558TheBoss
    @Shadow558TheBoss 2 года назад +666

    Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Guy"
    2:40
    8:50
    12:36
    15:23
    17:39
    20:29
    23:42

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 2 года назад +14

      Whats the guys tiktok

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch 2 года назад +19

      @@friendlythomasxd8125 to avoid him, right?

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 2 года назад +12

      @@thatonewitch erm yeee sureeee so uh whats his tiktok?

    • @anon_charli3225
      @anon_charli3225 2 года назад +8

      @@friendlythomasxd8125it’s @enochj lmao (if you search up “what we you do if we made eye contact” he shows up too)

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 2 года назад +1

      @@anon_charli3225 thx man

  • @paytonc5692
    @paytonc5692 Год назад +757

    The thought of Schlatt being approached and called babygirl brings me too much joy 😂

  • @rengoku756
    @rengoku756 Год назад +414

    I like how schlatt started falling for the guy so much that he even guessed his favorite candy without trying

  • @MrpokerUg7r
    @MrpokerUg7r 21 день назад +2

    14:06 (I'm bad at English sorry) I think I understand what's the guy saying, he's saying that when he Turner's the engine it goes rovvvom, when he uses the exhaust pipe it makes a loud tatatat, and the neighbors are shouting at him to be quiet

  • @Lime_Seeds
    @Lime_Seeds 2 года назад +444

    Schlatt actively trying not to blush doing ‘the guy’ is so funny to me

  • @jadapeterson6746
    @jadapeterson6746 2 года назад +1808

    i have never laughed at so many tiktoks in a video like this before. why are they all so good

    • @ChickentNug
      @ChickentNug 2 года назад +37

      twitch viewers have to donate like $5 in order to submit them (I'm pretty sure), so people usually pick their best ones.

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 2 года назад +24

      also these videos are edited and pick the best ones, the lives are like 2 hours of TikTok

    • @dugoo3405
      @dugoo3405 2 года назад +4

      Ay, I just gave u 69 likes

    • @Minerva.Starrr
      @Minerva.Starrr 2 года назад +2

      Gen Z humor

    • @nibba9506
      @nibba9506 2 года назад +4

      Schlatt makes you laugh

  • @markereyes
    @markereyes 2 года назад +449

    I appreciate Schlatt just failing the last pronunciation check just for the memes, I will now flip the temple

  • @Mr_Boi101
    @Mr_Boi101 3 месяца назад +9

    tommy innit randomly subscribes to his twitch 2:27

    • @alexd8532
      @alexd8532 3 месяца назад

      And for 2 years nevertheless

  • @JadenLightvale
    @JadenLightvale 2 года назад +1047

    Can’t believe “Schlatt” is trying to distract us with tiktoks after what he did in 1999

    • @abird_
      @abird_ 2 года назад +15

      forgot about 2001?

    • @thespacebanana1307
      @thespacebanana1307 2 года назад +5

      Forgot Abt 2022?

    • @JadenLightvale
      @JadenLightvale 2 года назад

      There are only bots in this comment section

    • @kellie19
      @kellie19 2 года назад +1

      What did he do?????

    • @tripletoejoe5469
      @tripletoejoe5469 2 года назад +5

      @@kellie19 unspeakable things to those women

  • @Ytcinema18
    @Ytcinema18 2 года назад +728

    7:58 It’s so fun hearing Jschlatt attempting to speak Swedish! 😂

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 2 года назад +12

      for a second there I thought it was polish or czech 😅

    • @phoebeolsen-newell392
      @phoebeolsen-newell392 2 года назад +19

      YOGHURT VANILJ 💀💀

    • @phoebeolsen-newell392
      @phoebeolsen-newell392 2 года назад +9

      YOGHURT KVARG VANILJ*

    • @Mikrokosmoslvr
      @Mikrokosmoslvr 2 года назад +6

      @@hel2727 that’s not polish (im polish)

    • @Sad_Face
      @Sad_Face 2 года назад +2

      NAH BRO JSCHLATT SAID "yogut Karvg vanil"

  • @passiveplayz7415
    @passiveplayz7415 2 года назад +303

    ive noticed no one can make schlatt lose his mind faster than his own community

  • @kemathiprince1567
    @kemathiprince1567 3 месяца назад +18

    That is a dog 100% 0:18

  • @truffings3351
    @truffings3351 10 месяцев назад +757

    "why do some people have little buddies like this, they have a little henchmen".
    jealous farmers in the 1800s:

    • @cammyman32
      @cammyman32 9 месяцев назад +5

      Lol

    • @Blxde420
      @Blxde420 8 месяцев назад +4

      does jschlatt mean Razer Blade 16? (official laptop and I am using it to comment on random videos XD)

    • @TheCommenterrr
      @TheCommenterrr 6 месяцев назад +5

      @xx_supernovablade_xx4702 As opposed to an unofficial laptop?

    • @Honeycombsonyourtitties
      @Honeycombsonyourtitties 6 месяцев назад

      But they already had their henchmen. They’re just called slaves instead of

    • @JohnMarston-l1j
      @JohnMarston-l1j 6 месяцев назад

      I like to use hamburger grease as hair pompaid

  • @NotThatPerson95
    @NotThatPerson95 Год назад +394

    Now that the series is seemingly over I think we can all agree that this is the best Schlatt reacts video

  • @VorpalSnickerSnack
    @VorpalSnickerSnack 2 года назад +776

    4:55 would you like a banana?
    5:09 Weiner
    8:42 rabbit season, duck season
    9:14 sinkhronization
    12:17 ngl 20,000 calories
    16:07 caught this last night
    16:37 Body slam
    18:24 Freddy chill out
    18:50 PTSD dog
    21:42 clumsy af

  • @rynrobber
    @rynrobber 2 месяца назад +2

    man, I love vampires.

  • @mikeehrmantraut2
    @mikeehrmantraut2 2 года назад +575

    watching schlatt trying to speak swedish was the funniest thing today

  • @MadelynBug01
    @MadelynBug01 2 года назад +83

    Let’s all take a minute to appreciate 12:19
    He immediately went from chill and talking about hippos to being traumatized in the matter of about 2 seconds

  • @danwest8375
    @danwest8375 2 года назад +91

    I was lucky enough to meet Schlatt last week while taking my dog for a walk in Texas. Such a cool guy! Really miss my dog though!

    • @dylanchurch63
      @dylanchurch63 2 года назад +7

      Your a lucky survivor dude

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 2 года назад +5

      @@dylanchurch63 he just hates "white basic girl" dogs specifically, maybe Dan West over here has that type of dog

  • @PGF1892
    @PGF1892 Месяц назад

    12:23
    The "Schlattula" was absolutely "confused" and utterly "bamboozled" after seeing that "video"

  • @znzcoi
    @znzcoi 2 года назад +83

    "schlatt" blessed me with the chance of meeting him in '99. It wasn't as great for the rest of my family though. I haven't heard from them since "schlatt" took him to a nice dinner. He said something about THEM being the dinner. What a funny guy! hope to see him in the future.

  • @ayuzielito
    @ayuzielito 2 года назад +117

    23:58 BRO WAS FLABBERGASTED. THE MOMENT HE GOT HIS HEART STOLEN

  • @Duck-ql4im
    @Duck-ql4im 2 года назад +60

    for those not understanding the guy at 14:15 he is saying that his neighbors are mad about him reving his car so they took away his engine

    • @SSukram_
      @SSukram_ Год назад +6

      How the fuck do you take the engine out?!? Without the owner stopping them?!?

    • @wxbrainiac
      @wxbrainiac Год назад +8

      ​@@SSukram_ the most devious lick

    • @FandeWillWoodpromedio
      @FandeWillWoodpromedio 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@SSukram_ the video it's from argentina, get your engine stolen it's common in that country.

    • @mwahnobarssss
      @mwahnobarssss 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@wxbrainiacomg i just got whiplash 😭😭

  • @andriuwu4037
    @andriuwu4037 7 месяцев назад +4

    Ive smiled and laughed throughout this whole video, my God. Every time I was about to stop laughing tHAT ONE DUDE showed up 😭

  • @Overused_Toothbrush
    @Overused_Toothbrush 2 года назад +388

    Thank you “Jschlatt” for your “wonderful” videos. I “love” watching you watch “tiktoks”.

    • @ek.c5j
      @ek.c5j 2 года назад

      I ”agree”.
      It’s for ”real” the ”first” time he’s done ”this”.

    • @ek.c5j
      @ek.c5j 2 года назад

      @Tommy Gaming 🅥 shut up

    • @Pars3ly
      @Pars3ly 2 года назад +4

      "Great" "Comment" changed "M"y Lif"e"

    • @EerieNone
      @EerieNone 2 года назад +1

      @Not gonna lie about 200,000 calories atleast 🤔

    • @ek.c5j
      @ek.c5j 2 года назад +1

      @Not gonna lie *sucks aggresively*

  • @rusinsr
    @rusinsr 2 года назад +49

    I don't know why but the shitty "This had me in tears" meme at 13:24 made me choke on my dinner from laughter

  • @f1qwei
    @f1qwei 2 года назад +161

    As a swede, the part where he tried to pronouce the words of the swedish breakfast brands was hilarious.

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky Год назад +2

      Never heard anyone butcher it that hard

  • @MexicanMemesG
    @MexicanMemesG Месяц назад +1

    I love vampires because i tried giving a hippo a pumpkin and it turned into a vanpire! Tiktok is the best for telling me this!!

  • @chickenpermission1861
    @chickenpermission1861 Год назад +187

    I think that for Schloot’s next birthday, Ted should pay the tiktok guy to come and jump out of a giant cake for Schomt.

  • @lukaknez9746
    @lukaknez9746 2 года назад +85

    20:18 For anyone wondering, the cat is playing Rapp Snitch Knishes by MF DOOM

    • @redsky6292
      @redsky6292 2 года назад +3

      cheetos fritos and doritos

    • @beany1229
      @beany1229 2 года назад +2

      Thank you so much for this

    • @jamespfirman3713
      @jamespfirman3713 2 года назад +1

      A fellow mf doom fan

    • @ziem24
      @ziem24 2 года назад +2

      Thank you 🙏

    • @lukaknez9746
      @lukaknez9746 2 года назад +1

      @@jamespfirman3713 AAAAYE you know it

  • @kidbrary
    @kidbrary 2 года назад +132

    I love Smaggs wholesome pure reaction when he genuinely finds something cute 🥰 it’s so adorable

  • @simpleanimations2726
    @simpleanimations2726 Месяц назад +2

    I love vampires.

  • @dylanchurch63
    @dylanchurch63 2 года назад +51

    15:08 "Schlatt" got metaphorically blue balled

  • @Elm3rcy
    @Elm3rcy 11 месяцев назад +374

    7:57 As a swede seeing jschlatt pronounce these swedish products is the funniest thing ever

  • @Titanblade17
    @Titanblade17 2 года назад +91

    12:00 “The design is very human.”

  • @RollerBaller
    @RollerBaller 2 года назад +73

    12:57 This dude looks human, but I swear there's some sort of uncanny valley effect going on

    • @GuTzz-zz
      @GuTzz-zz Год назад +7

      Yes, it’s kinda like the “Zuckerberg look” I guess where they look human, but have uncanny and weird vibes

    • @percythelittlegreenengine1507
      @percythelittlegreenengine1507 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@GuTzz-zzyea it’s weirdly uncanny, then there’s the guy in the car he looks a little odd but nothing odd for tiktok

  • @c0ytoYT
    @c0ytoYT 2 года назад +33

    21:46 He was clumsy as f for real , WELL NOT ANYMORE 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @James11111
    @James11111 2 года назад +113

    Schlatt in the cooking video: DONT COOK YOUR PETS!
    Schlatt now: That's a couple thousand calories right there.

  • @dreambert9007
    @dreambert9007 3 дня назад +1

    7:15 why isn’t anyone talking about this moment it’s fucking perfect

  • @themanwombo
    @themanwombo 2 года назад +57

    16:47 the cat is okay. if caught by the neck its lower body will go into a paralysed like state. so he wouldnt have felt any of it

  • @Stryker580
    @Stryker580 2 года назад +44

    23:46 This has to be the best roundup of any schlatt video ever

  • @matildakristensen541
    @matildakristensen541 2 года назад +87

    7:57 Seeing him trying to pronounce swedish words as a swedish speaker was so freaking funny

    • @MingoPJ
      @MingoPJ Год назад +3

      Fr

    • @Thompas212
      @Thompas212 Год назад +4

      Yoghurt isn’t even hard to pronounce

    • @EZReezy
      @EZReezy 11 месяцев назад +3

      He prounves it like a sims charcter hahaha

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 4 месяца назад +2

    0:20 What you mean?
    Is just a little puppy.
    Different breed but same idea as the Florida Swamp Puppy

  • @type1hero146
    @type1hero146 2 года назад +31

    11:33 I love how chat immediately erupts into a cacophony of cheers and W's

  • @CasualEnjoyer0
    @CasualEnjoyer0 2 года назад +52

    24:04 this is the sound of a man in denial. It's ok "schlatt" we all support you.

  • @Sci_X1
    @Sci_X1 2 года назад +31

    16:25 I honestly expect for the fish not to be moving not because he caught it last night but arapima are pretty stationary

    • @Fireboy3727
      @Fireboy3727 5 месяцев назад

      Thats not an arapaima, its a really big catfish. Arapaima have taller bodies, and are black and red.

  • @PowerCheese1
    @PowerCheese1 Месяц назад +3

    I love vampires 💜

  • @weaponized_autismm
    @weaponized_autismm 10 месяцев назад +80

    0:18 Man.. I dont think we appreciate schlatt for how much he pays attention to the video just to point out the tiny details so that the joke gets even funnier.

  • @CrunchyMotorsport
    @CrunchyMotorsport 2 года назад +104

    "Schlatt" is truly one of the creators of all time

  • @Dunttch
    @Dunttch 2 года назад +55

    21:37 my dad ate 7 cheese burgers when i was born

    • @DeamonDragoon
      @DeamonDragoon Год назад +9

      When I was born my dad tried to have cereal but he didn’t have milk and he went to go get some

    • @gigamadman
      @gigamadman Год назад +2

      W dad

    • @TheCommenterrr
      @TheCommenterrr 6 месяцев назад +1

      My dad got drunk when I was born

  • @Is-it-the-real-one
    @Is-it-the-real-one 2 месяца назад +1

    I can't stop laughing at how wrong Jschlaggot says words like ''rökt'' 8:10

  • @JustaMommaCat
    @JustaMommaCat 2 года назад +33

    21:53 that cat sounds exactly like my grandma 😭

  • @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268
    @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268 2 года назад +93

    I’ve actually surprisingly had the cereal that the guy at 8:03 had and my goodness was that an absolutely surprising experience. Schlatt, I’m begging if you to try it at least once

    • @infinitepuzzle7598
      @infinitepuzzle7598 2 года назад +2

      @thatguy_Hans yes it is

    • @swe_vinne8844
      @swe_vinne8844 Год назад +1

      I love eating that cereal but the version with chopped up dried strawberrys in them with flavoured A-fil or yoghurt with it. I have never tasted american cereal but I can imagine it is an L comepaired to this.

    • @danielekstrom8004
      @danielekstrom8004 Год назад +1

      This comment is approved by a Swede

    • @borkchamp
      @borkchamp Год назад +1

      ​@@swe_vinne8844I know the strawberries are a delight

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky Год назад

      @thatguy_Hansthe language is, the cereal is all of Scandinavia, but I think it’s of Danish origin

  • @The_Raven11
    @The_Raven11 5 месяцев назад +4

    I love vampires!

  • @LilacLatteFM
    @LilacLatteFM 2 года назад +37

    2:34 this proves that Tommy looks up to shlatt

  • @mackenzie0756
    @mackenzie0756 2 года назад +43

    his laugh at 6:35 is pure serotonin

  • @vaibhavbhardwaj1488
    @vaibhavbhardwaj1488 2 года назад +519

    he always disappoints us with his content 😘😘

    • @jgcoverkknot5701
      @jgcoverkknot5701 2 года назад +42

      50,000 calories

    • @meerbee2910
      @meerbee2910 2 года назад +27

      "he" always dissapoints us with "his" content 😘😘

    • @wolffishy
      @wolffishy 2 года назад +2

      @Classic Tate I think about 12000 calories

    • @vaibhav9756
      @vaibhav9756 2 года назад

      Sahi kaha Vaibhav

    • @kilojool4kuhd68
      @kilojool4kuhd68 2 года назад +2

      @@wolffishy yall lowballing it. 250000 calories at least

  • @V3s_
    @V3s_ 6 месяцев назад +4

    I saw some “hello vod watchers” in the chat and would like to say hello to the people who said that :3

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 года назад +118

    Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

    • @victorturner2543
      @victorturner2543 2 года назад

      Bro what? Streaming is not harder than a 9-5 what do you mean

    • @threepennyllama9175
      @threepennyllama9175 2 года назад +11

      @@victorturner2543 he's referring to a tiktok in a previous video where a streamer said that streaming was harder than a 9-5

    • @victorturner2543
      @victorturner2543 2 года назад

      @@threepennyllama9175 oh my bad I missed the memo

    • @touchguapreign
      @touchguapreign 2 года назад

      than*

  • @pogsl
    @pogsl Год назад +71

    Watching Schlatt trying to say scandinavian food brands legit made my day!😂

  • @unfortunatereaper
    @unfortunatereaper 2 года назад +95

    “What kinda food do you like”
    “…Italian”
    “Mexican?”
    I laughed so hard lmao