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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2022
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    I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @TheBlakeGG
    @TheBlakeGG Год назад +34729

    Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  Год назад +15013

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @incription
      @incription Год назад +2502

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @lukelawson3304
      @lukelawson3304 Год назад

      @Tommy Gaming 🅥 L

    • @evansevans1770
      @evansevans1770 Год назад +1456

      @@jschlattLIVE Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @mrlumur
      @mrlumur Год назад +922

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

  • @arkkangell
    @arkkangell Год назад +11654

    watching schlatt blush every time that one guy comes on is so funny

    • @TheWiseMysticalTree
      @TheWiseMysticalTree Год назад +866

      It’s his husband so of course he’s going to blush

    • @snowman6645
      @snowman6645 Год назад +91

      Kumala

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +139

      “Schlatt”

    • @du4430
      @du4430 Год назад +9

      🌞

    • @thefirewizards8481
      @thefirewizards8481 Год назад +191

      As a representative of my esteemed client 'schlitt', I must inform you that for legal reasons he was not blushing, merely reallocating blood to his cheeks in self-defense

  • @filorux3242
    @filorux3242 Год назад +24436

    The Hershey's kiss was definitely the most unsettling one💀

    • @linnonline
      @linnonline Год назад +627

      Damn bots overtaking your replys

    • @lakehuntist1459
      @lakehuntist1459 Год назад +16

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @click9779
      @click9779 Год назад +317

      @@lakehuntist1459 who are you

    • @mariomaker69420
      @mariomaker69420 Год назад +354

      he coulda just said “wanna share one?” and it would have been so much more effective than that wimp ass line

    • @Jervenshmine
      @Jervenshmine Год назад +95

      @@lakehuntist1459 you're not that guy pal. You aren't even a bot. Get a bot if you're gonna be annoying like this lol

  • @gamerboi64729
    @gamerboi64729 5 месяцев назад +278

    i love how jschlatt is either insanely confused, laughing to death, or gay while watching these

  • @NotThatPerson95
    @NotThatPerson95 6 месяцев назад +340

    Now that the series is seemingly over I think we can all agree that this is the best Schlatt reacts video

  • @Jonathan-oe5vz
    @Jonathan-oe5vz Год назад +3046

    Schlatt speaking broken ass Swedish was funny as hell for some reason.

    • @popoeti3215
      @popoeti3215 Год назад +119

      kvarg vanilj

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr Год назад +78

      @@popoeti3215 quark vanilla

    • @jerrunholt5571
      @jerrunholt5571 Год назад +65

      He does it so confidently too

    • @renified
      @renified Год назад

      @just i c e ruclips.net/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/видео.html

    • @Gwoofus
      @Gwoofus Год назад +16

      I was laughing so hard at that part

  • @_Justkidding1
    @_Justkidding1 Год назад +11102

    Schlatt is gonna need another 3-5 month break from the Hershey's kiss one 😭

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Год назад +153

      it was good while it lasted

    • @santosgt8938
      @santosgt8938 Год назад +72

      SAME PFP LESGOOO

    • @_Justkidding1
      @_Justkidding1 Год назад +57

      @@santosgt8938 LETS GO????

    • @MrMemeThief
      @MrMemeThief Год назад +33

      You mean "Shat " is gonna "need" another 3-5 month break

    • @saikitonia
      @saikitonia Год назад +4

      u made me watch the whole damn video

  • @truffings3351
    @truffings3351 Месяц назад +43

    "why do some people have little buddies like this, they have a little henchmen".
    jealous farmers in the 1800s:

  • @chickenpermission1861
    @chickenpermission1861 5 месяцев назад +104

    I think that for Schloot’s next birthday, Ted should pay the tiktok guy to come and jump out of a giant cake for Schomt.

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF Год назад +8533

    I love how Schlatt's community consists of finding one style of video and sending it the whole stream

    • @Maplee.MP3
      @Maplee.MP3 Год назад +61

      It’s so true though💀😂

    • @jetster4117
      @jetster4117 Год назад +254

      As soon as I saw that eye contact dude I knew damn well it was gon be the running gag this vid

    • @sloomdayer2747
      @sloomdayer2747 Год назад +11

      Schlatt's fans are kind of annoying.

    • @Maplee.MP3
      @Maplee.MP3 Год назад +101

      @@sloomdayer2747 sometimes they choose genuinely funny content though, and I swear they all understand the assignment within minutes somehow-

    • @fishyfish6236
      @fishyfish6236 Год назад +8

      Do you know about the videos that start off normal, cut to a second of dudes kissing and then go back to normal?

  • @IJNAoba9-25-26
    @IJNAoba9-25-26 Год назад +6313

    Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Dude"
    2:40 - UFO
    8:50 - What you lookin' at?
    12:36 - Make you smile
    15:23 - Gym Encounter
    17:39 - Type of Food
    20:29 - Staring at you
    23:42 - Hersey Kiss

    • @TheWiseMysticalTree
      @TheWiseMysticalTree Год назад

      You mean his husband? Also not related but fuck the guy who invented bots. They are swarming this channel

    • @nestalker117
      @nestalker117 Год назад +258

      SCP-912 "The Dude"

    • @lakehuntist1459
      @lakehuntist1459 Год назад +1

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @AidenTRP
      @AidenTRP Год назад +75

      I just want to say that I am sorry that this reply thread was ruined by so many bots.. this was probably the best comment on this video 😭

    • @nohlol
      @nohlol Год назад +8

      @leaked footage WHY IS IT JUST AIRFRYER POTATO WEDGES

  • @r.f.chicken316
    @r.f.chicken316 6 месяцев назад +76

    Shlorg never fails to fill us up with his memes

  • @THErandomguyreal
    @THErandomguyreal Месяц назад +21

    Yooooo im in the thumbnail

  • @TheSteeltec
    @TheSteeltec Год назад +4012

    That hershy's kiss statement was powerful enough to send Shlatt to the backrooms

  • @lilmissemi
    @lilmissemi Год назад +3635

    Schlatt: these are some of the worst ones so far
    Also schlatt: *laughing hysterically*

    • @capyblap1249
      @capyblap1249 Год назад +3

      damn

    • @renified
      @renified Год назад +1

      @yesthis the clip you lookin for: ruclips.net/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/видео.html

    • @Vulcan.
      @Vulcan. Год назад +3

      worst=best

    • @emmgee6957
      @emmgee6957 Год назад +3

      that's the point, the worse they are the better the laughs

    • @Real_hh
      @Real_hh Год назад +1

      Less good ones but the ones that are good are fucking awesome

  • @Elm3rcy
    @Elm3rcy 2 месяца назад +14

    7:57 As a swede seeing jschlatt pronounce these swedish products is the funniest thing ever

  • @shelley5170
    @shelley5170 2 месяца назад +5

    0:18 Man.. I dont think we appreciate schlatt for how much he pays attention to the video just to point out the tiny details so that the joke gets even funnier.

  • @NukaKappa
    @NukaKappa Год назад +4685

    I love how, throughout all the chaos and jokes about murder and acts of heinous crimes, his chat is always going to have usually a pride sticker every 4-6 seconds

    • @megafoni
      @megafoni Год назад +205

      @The wock This better not be the fucking potato wedges again

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal Год назад +79

      @@megafoni He clicked on the link 😂😂😂

    • @boxbuddds
      @boxbuddds Год назад +33

      @The wock Will this be the bloody potatoes lmao 🗿 ima check later

    • @boxbuddds
      @boxbuddds Год назад +30

      omfg it is 💀

    • @ma.2089
      @ma.2089 Год назад +53

      @@megafoni I always ignored the bots, I expected them to lead me to some scam, or some disturbing video
      You gave me the courage to actually click, and Instead of anything horrific it was just potato wedges lol

  • @ga.y.meofthrone
    @ga.y.meofthrone Год назад +3158

    romance of “schlatt” and lip bite guy “official” catalogue
    2:40 - meet cute
    8:49 - flirting
    12:30 - he’s not blushing
    15:20 - he IS blushing
    17:38 - dinner plans
    20:29 - tension
    23:42 - soulmates

  • @crafty4722
    @crafty4722 4 месяца назад +5

    Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

  • @Mcytinnit
    @Mcytinnit 7 месяцев назад +3

    IN THAT ENDING I JUST SAW SCHLATT’S LIFE FLASH BEFORE HIS EYES 😭😭

  • @alisonparker440
    @alisonparker440 Год назад +3656

    The more he gets traumatized his viewers the funnier it gets.

  • @Repsak07
    @Repsak07 Год назад +1933

    Shlatt reacting and reading Swedish was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 7:57

    • @the_great_magicman1877
      @the_great_magicman1877 Год назад +134

      Someone in chat asking if its rusian is what kills me, does swedish look THAT weird to non natives?

    • @mrtimurer
      @mrtimurer Год назад +76

      @@the_great_magicman1877 Russian is using different letters and everything and swedish is mostly same letters as English but just funny. Idk how people could confuse the two.

    • @LONGSLEEVERICKY
      @LONGSLEEVERICKY Год назад +7

      @@the_great_magicman1877 it's not so much that it looks weird, the words just sound funny

    • @the_great_magicman1877
      @the_great_magicman1877 Год назад +9

      @@LONGSLEEVERICKY he didnt sound russian when he said it, and the spelling is a dead giveaway, since its the wrong alphabet, hence I assumed that it was the vowels and spelling that made the viewer believe it to be russian

    • @AryaPDipa
      @AryaPDipa Год назад +6

      I was not listening to this part on the side and I thought he was talking simlish

  • @fewtonone4321
    @fewtonone4321 4 месяца назад +3

    schlatt at 4am just hits so different
    also i love vampires

  • @KiyoshiroClips
    @KiyoshiroClips Год назад +5034

    i can't believe we viewers have the power to gaslight schlatt into making him question his own sexuality

    • @borger7171
      @borger7171 Год назад +231

      oh he isnt questioning. he knows.

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 Год назад

      My dude
      jschlatt has always been gay

    • @elite9237
      @elite9237 Год назад +217

      Oh no, dear viewer, you are horribly mistaken, he has the power to gaslight his audience into thinking they have the power to gaslight him into thinking he's gay
      It's all been a game, a ruse

    • @KiyoshiroClips
      @KiyoshiroClips Год назад +71

      @@elite9237 but does he know that we can also counter that by manipulating his mind and making him think he's the very mastermind of the horrible incident of 1999?

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 Год назад +36

      @@elite9237 I mean, that's true, but only because he was already gay, without any gaslighting.

  • @averagetanknon3420
    @averagetanknon3420 3 месяца назад +1

    watching shlarp videos is really entertaining,
    thank you shlupt

  • @Carguy29565
    @Carguy29565 Месяц назад +2

    I love it when shliggy ranks the tiktoks

  • @apelsin4351
    @apelsin4351 Год назад +4451

    As a Swede, watching Schlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words was hilarious

  • @pi_3223
    @pi_3223 Год назад +1275

    Schlatt: I don’t have 400 thousand dollars to invest on a hydraulic press.
    Also schlatt: spends 90 thousand dollars on a monkey statue.

    • @Cam_Can_Play
      @Cam_Can_Play Год назад +122

      Well one is a giant hunk of metal design with the purpose of crushing things under it with great force.
      And the other is a hydraulic press.

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 Год назад +11

      He never said he had 90,000 dollars to spare

    • @pi_3223
      @pi_3223 Год назад +7

      Well he did say he quote on quote ‘’I wipe my ass with 90 thousand dollars’’

    • @ratmageddon
      @ratmageddon 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@monkeman44 ❤❤❤

    • @elcarlos2774
      @elcarlos2774 6 месяцев назад +1

      the monkey is more important.

  • @janethomson9877
    @janethomson9877 7 месяцев назад

    Bro dropped the hardest breakfast edit and thought we wouldn’t notice 💀💀🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳

  • @user-si4wd4vm5x
    @user-si4wd4vm5x 7 месяцев назад +1

    funfact: capybaras are full of ticks that are deadly to humans, so if you just slightly pet a capybara in the head,
    its over bro.

  • @toby.theram2496
    @toby.theram2496 Год назад +3226

    7:57 Jschlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year 😭

  • @guttedbylumin
    @guttedbylumin Год назад +681

    “IM NOT BLUSHING”
    also Shlatt: Smiling and blushing without realizing

    • @stugdrug
      @stugdrug Год назад +36

      also also Schlatt: kicking his feet in the air and twirling his hair

    • @alexiosmonary3388
      @alexiosmonary3388 Год назад +14

      @@stugdrug also also also schlatt: giggling and saying: noo stop hehe

  • @bonoyeto5858
    @bonoyeto5858 7 месяцев назад

    Schlatt playing some sort of dating sim (idk I never played one) while preparing and drinking gamersupps is great

  • @soggusboggus4386
    @soggusboggus4386 Год назад +851

    Schlatt: I don't have 400 thousand dollars to buy a warehouse
    Also schlatt: *Buys 2 companies and several statues of a monkey with large nuts for hundreds of thousands, within a year*

  • @paytonc5692
    @paytonc5692 9 месяцев назад +754

    The thought of Schlatt being approached and called babygirl brings me too much joy 😂

  • @cheesehead_man1375
    @cheesehead_man1375 23 дня назад +15

    Day 7 of testing if I can get top comment just by asking

    • @MaskMan1Official
      @MaskMan1Official 22 дня назад +1

      We gotta get this guy to the top

    • @soulgamer1715
      @soulgamer1715 21 день назад +2

      You got second to top 🎉

    • @Thingy330
      @Thingy330 19 дней назад +1

      Epik

    • @Thebestbaloon
      @Thebestbaloon 4 дня назад +1

      I mean for me ur the second comment othe than the pinned one

  • @mcdonaldschronicles1591
    @mcdonaldschronicles1591 7 месяцев назад

    For the longest time I had no clue that schlatt owned gamersupps

  • @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia
    @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia Год назад +621

    I feel like chat is slowly degrading Schatt's mental state for fun

    • @renified
      @renified Год назад

      @im sacred ruclips.net/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/видео.html

    • @GewoonNee
      @GewoonNee Год назад

      Slowly?! Nah they are way too braindead to do it slowly

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature Год назад +1

      @@GewoonNee All his viewers are braindead.

  • @ashspeedwing6534
    @ashspeedwing6534 Год назад +907

    Schlatt blushing at that guy is something I never knew I needed at 3am LMAO

  • @ABros733
    @ABros733 4 месяца назад +3

    "Are my mods like, trying to te-think I'm not good with words?" -Jschlatt, _Ranking Your RIDICULOUS Tiktoks_ , October 2022, 23:26

  • @segasov
    @segasov Год назад +470

    The fact that he called hersheys kiss is incredible 💀💀

  • @Aekaras14
    @Aekaras14 Год назад +804

    Every time Schlatt encountered the dude he begun blushing more and more

  • @Whineanddine52
    @Whineanddine52 Год назад +840

    I'm so proud that Schlatt was able to find someone he likes who always smacks his lips whenever he sees him. Truly a beautiful stream

  • @TheWiseMysticalTree
    @TheWiseMysticalTree Год назад +790

    “Schlatts” husband was one of the funniest things on this stream

  • @the_man_you_have_searched_for
    @the_man_you_have_searched_for Год назад +454

    3:19 the absolute panic in Swaggersoul's voice is hysterical

  • @bluecherry_tv
    @bluecherry_tv Год назад +906

    This entire video is just Schlatt going insane over the guy in the car

  • @JadenJoestar
    @JadenJoestar Год назад +1035

    Can’t believe “Schlatt” is trying to distract us with tiktoks after what he did in 1999

  • @Shadow558TheBoss
    @Shadow558TheBoss Год назад +659

    Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Guy"
    2:40
    8:50
    12:36
    15:23
    17:39
    20:29
    23:42

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 Год назад +15

      Whats the guys tiktok

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch Год назад +18

      @@friendlythomasxd8125 to avoid him, right?

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 Год назад +12

      @@thatonewitch erm yeee sureeee so uh whats his tiktok?

    • @anon_charli3225
      @anon_charli3225 Год назад +8

      @@friendlythomasxd8125it’s @enochj lmao (if you search up “what we you do if we made eye contact” he shows up too)

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 Год назад +1

      @@anon_charli3225 thx man

  • @mofotos
    @mofotos Год назад +545

    “jschlatt” always makes me “happy” when he “posts”, keep up the “good” work “schlatt”

    • @Random_Guy_20xx
      @Random_Guy_20xx Год назад +3

      Dead joke.

    • @locten4949
      @locten4949 Год назад +7

      The bots in this comment section is adding to the list of reasons I'm tempted to blend the cores of 18 apples and drink it.

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 Год назад +6

      This is so "inspiring" I felt "jschlatt" coming "inside" of "me"

    • @chandleruniversal7614
      @chandleruniversal7614 Год назад +2

      @@locten4949 I believe the estimate would closer to 40 cores.

    • @locten4949
      @locten4949 Год назад +1

      @@chandleruniversal7614 My mistake.

  • @jadapeterson6746
    @jadapeterson6746 Год назад +1811

    i have never laughed at so many tiktoks in a video like this before. why are they all so good

    • @ChickentNug
      @ChickentNug Год назад +38

      twitch viewers have to donate like $5 in order to submit them (I'm pretty sure), so people usually pick their best ones.

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 Год назад +23

      also these videos are edited and pick the best ones, the lives are like 2 hours of TikTok

    • @dugoo3405
      @dugoo3405 Год назад +4

      Ay, I just gave u 69 likes

    • @XxCr1nge_L0rdxX
      @XxCr1nge_L0rdxX Год назад +2

      Gen Z humor

    • @nibba9506
      @nibba9506 Год назад +4

      Schlatt makes you laugh

  • @blackoutofficialchannel
    @blackoutofficialchannel 2 месяца назад

    I love watching jschlunkie react to silly memes, kind of like how he reacted to the charges he was given for what he did in ‘99

  • @Chimkensamich
    @Chimkensamich 7 месяцев назад +2

    Just gonna say that if you were to eat a entire human infant it would be about 12,823 calories. Don’t ask how I know that

  • @rengoku756
    @rengoku756 Год назад +410

    I like how schlatt started falling for the guy so much that he even guessed his favorite candy without trying

  • @Lime_Seeds
    @Lime_Seeds Год назад +439

    Schlatt actively trying not to blush doing ‘the guy’ is so funny to me

  • @Tomfoolerydealer
    @Tomfoolerydealer 7 месяцев назад +4

    8:23 is hella funni

  • @markereyes
    @markereyes Год назад +444

    I appreciate Schlatt just failing the last pronunciation check just for the memes, I will now flip the temple

  • @Ytcinema18
    @Ytcinema18 Год назад +731

    7:58 It’s so fun hearing Jschlatt attempting to speak Swedish! 😂

  • @Elite_Mecha
    @Elite_Mecha 5 месяцев назад +2

    I liked how jachlatt blushes when that guy comes up

  • @Superconduct-ni8rr
    @Superconduct-ni8rr 2 месяца назад +3

    12:05 I love Vampires.

  • @mikeehrmantraut2
    @mikeehrmantraut2 Год назад +573

    watching schlatt trying to speak swedish was the funniest thing today

  • @spaghetti3010
    @spaghetti3010 Год назад +137

    14:04 It's incredible, how a man can show such a powerful and serious message in such a beautiful way. The way he mentions the problems of gasoline being pumped into the environment really says a lot about pollution. Truly incredible.

  • @miobondesson8711
    @miobondesson8711 2 месяца назад +1

    Omg the Swedish yoghurt Kvarg Vanilj with our skinka and lingongrova killed me

  • @VorpalSnickerSnack
    @VorpalSnickerSnack Год назад +774

    4:55 would you like a banana?
    5:09 Weiner
    8:42 rabbit season, duck season
    9:14 sinkhronization
    12:17 ngl 20,000 calories
    16:07 caught this last night
    16:37 Body slam
    18:24 Freddy chill out
    18:50 PTSD dog
    21:42 clumsy af

  • @capusauk9392
    @capusauk9392 Год назад +257

    Schlatt’s viewers are clinically insane i swear

    • @thebigyeet3751
      @thebigyeet3751 Год назад +1

      "Schlatt"

    • @box.cardboard
      @box.cardboard Год назад +5

      I will say I'm a viewer of the entity known as "Schlatt" and I am in perfect mental health and should be fully trusted with weapons without supervision because I will most certainly not do anything outrageous, ubsurd, or harmful to people, government facilities, or public property because as I said I am in perfect mental health and my viewership of the entity know as "Shlatt" has not affected my mental state what so ever please have a nice day

    • @pickledapplez
      @pickledapplez Год назад +1

      you

  • @espy58389
    @espy58389 6 месяцев назад +6

    1:29 I WAS WATCHING THIS VIDEO WHILE ON A WALK, WHYYYYYY

  • @Xochineeedsleep
    @Xochineeedsleep 5 дней назад

    Thank you Schlatt for the vid, I was listening to this while I hopped the fence of my school because I was late and they locked me in 👍

  • @passiveplayz7415
    @passiveplayz7415 Год назад +302

    ive noticed no one can make schlatt lose his mind faster than his own community

  • @lukaknez9746
    @lukaknez9746 Год назад +77

    20:18 For anyone wondering, the cat is playing Rapp Snitch Knishes by MF DOOM

  • @bestgamereveryt117
    @bestgamereveryt117 2 месяца назад

    These videos are like the industrial age of schlatt channel too bad we won’t ever be getting anything better than this

  • @user-ge9ws3je6c
    @user-ge9ws3je6c 7 месяцев назад +1

    In the goose part of the video after it was hit it shows him with a bent beak😂😂

  • @acidic1512
    @acidic1512 Год назад +42

    19:02 bro was flabbergasted 💀💀

  • @Duck-ql4im
    @Duck-ql4im Год назад +37

    for those not understanding the guy at 14:15 he is saying that his neighbors are mad about him reving his car so they took away his engine

    • @SSukram_
      @SSukram_ Год назад +5

      How the fuck do you take the engine out?!? Without the owner stopping them?!?

    • @wxbrainiac
      @wxbrainiac 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@SSukram_ the most devious lick

    • @FandeWillWoodpromedio
      @FandeWillWoodpromedio Месяц назад +1

      ​@@SSukram_ the video it's from argentina, get your engine stolen it's common in that country.

  • @angellycan
    @angellycan 7 месяцев назад

    Bro i think because i’ve watched this so much, i got to the hersheys kiss part and i actually said hersheys kiss synchronized with schlatt but i completely forgot about it but hersheys kiss ain’t even my favorite 😭😭

  • @MoopNoodlez
    @MoopNoodlez 21 день назад

    "Schlatt" has been "making" some "great" content lately. Obsessed with "his" videos!

  • @Overused_Toothbrush
    @Overused_Toothbrush Год назад +389

    Thank you “Jschlatt” for your “wonderful” videos. I “love” watching you watch “tiktoks”.

    • @luvv909
      @luvv909 Год назад

      I ”agree”.
      It’s for ”real” the ”first” time he’s done ”this”.

    • @luvv909
      @luvv909 Год назад

      @Tommy Gaming 🅥 shut up

    • @Pars3ly
      @Pars3ly Год назад +4

      "Great" "Comment" changed "M"y Lif"e"

    • @PomPomPlush
      @PomPomPlush Год назад +1

      @Not gonna lie about 200,000 calories atleast 🤔

    • @luvv909
      @luvv909 Год назад +1

      @Not gonna lie *sucks aggresively*

  • @danwest8375
    @danwest8375 Год назад +91

    I was lucky enough to meet Schlatt last week while taking my dog for a walk in Texas. Such a cool guy! Really miss my dog though!

    • @dylanchurch63
      @dylanchurch63 Год назад +7

      Your a lucky survivor dude

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Год назад +5

      @@dylanchurch63 he just hates "white basic girl" dogs specifically, maybe Dan West over here has that type of dog

  • @user-bq6nq4xt3f
    @user-bq6nq4xt3f 7 месяцев назад +1

    My favourite part is when he ranks the tiktoks.

  • @bnsz8704
    @bnsz8704 5 месяцев назад

    “Schlatt” is quickly becoming one of my “favorite” “RUclipsrs” especially after what he did in 99

  • @Titanblade17
    @Titanblade17 Год назад +86

    12:00 “The design is very human.”

  • @znzcoi
    @znzcoi Год назад +82

    "schlatt" blessed me with the chance of meeting him in '99. It wasn't as great for the rest of my family though. I haven't heard from them since "schlatt" took him to a nice dinner. He said something about THEM being the dinner. What a funny guy! hope to see him in the future.

  • @rlshart4947
    @rlshart4947 7 месяцев назад +1

    No way this guy went on for a full minute talking about lactation juices

  • @AppleVJuic3
    @AppleVJuic3 7 месяцев назад

    After thorough inspection i can confidently say that there was no ranking involved and me along with all the other viewers have been scammed.

  • @Dunttch
    @Dunttch Год назад +46

    21:37 my dad ate 7 cheese burgers when i was born

    • @DeamonDragoon
      @DeamonDragoon 10 месяцев назад +6

      When I was born my dad tried to have cereal but he didn’t have milk and he went to go get some

    • @gigamadman
      @gigamadman 4 месяца назад +1

      W dad

  • @MissHoneyGoo
    @MissHoneyGoo Год назад +79

    Let’s all take a minute to appreciate 12:19
    He immediately went from chill and talking about hippos to being traumatized in the matter of about 2 seconds

  • @star_does_everything
    @star_does_everything 2 месяца назад +1

    6:51 “BORN IN THE WINTER AIR AND THE AGE CONFIDING” -the frozen movie

  • @Xvenity-fm8lq
    @Xvenity-fm8lq 4 месяца назад +4

    I love vampires

  • @dylanchurch63
    @dylanchurch63 Год назад +49

    15:08 "Schlatt" got metaphorically blue balled

  • @sleepylilybunny1858
    @sleepylilybunny1858 Год назад +30

    21:53 that cat sounds exactly like my grandma 😭

  • @mrchimpinski1411
    @mrchimpinski1411 6 месяцев назад

    I can kind of answer what that contraption built in the river is
    My guess is that it's to know if the water is still running

  • @zeefrea
    @zeefrea 2 дня назад

    Lets take a moment to respect this mans decision of showing off a Sakura visual novel while promoting his product

  • @themanwombo
    @themanwombo Год назад +52

    16:47 the cat is okay. if caught by the neck its lower body will go into a paralysed like state. so he wouldnt have felt any of it

  • @evephelt
    @evephelt Год назад +103

    23:58 BRO WAS FLABBERGASTED. THE MOMENT HE GOT HIS HEART STOLEN

  • @Twitrooo
    @Twitrooo 2 месяца назад +1

    6:51 Father Grigori needed jams

  • @RollerBaller
    @RollerBaller Год назад +66

    12:57 This dude looks human, but I swear there's some sort of uncanny valley effect going on

    • @egg2566
      @egg2566 9 месяцев назад +5

      Yes, it’s kinda like the “Zuckerberg look” I guess where they look human, but have uncanny and weird vibes

    • @percythelittlegreenengine1507
      @percythelittlegreenengine1507 2 месяца назад

      @@egg2566yea it’s weirdly uncanny, then there’s the guy in the car he looks a little odd but nothing odd for tiktok

  • @Sci_X1
    @Sci_X1 Год назад +26

    16:25 I honestly expect for the fish not to be moving not because he caught it last night but arapima are pretty stationary

  • @akeziel
    @akeziel 7 месяцев назад

    Schlatt still having nightmares about the lips guy.

  • @catmccat3004
    @catmccat3004 7 месяцев назад +1

    I LOVE Vampiers.

  • @f1qwei
    @f1qwei Год назад +161

    As a swede, the part where he tried to pronouce the words of the swedish breakfast brands was hilarious.

    • @Frankhorrigan69
      @Frankhorrigan69 3 месяца назад +1

      Never heard anyone butcher it that hard

  • @rusinsr
    @rusinsr Год назад +42

    I don't know why but the shitty "This had me in tears" meme at 13:24 made me choke on my dinner from laughter