19:12 "It's tough being Scottish and an alcoholic" Well, I'd imagine being scottish, an alcoholic, and a demolitions expert is even harder. Respect to Tavish
I cannot emphasize how calming it is listening to Schlatt play a game he genuinely enjoys while being completely unhinged and yet also one of the nicest streamers ever. Gotta love this big guy.
jschlatt: wheels! chat:wheels! jschlatt:nah never mind its doors chat: actually its doors jschlatt: wait actually its probably wheels chat:its wheels 100%
It’s probably doors, most caskets have hinged doors. Hinged Caskets have been being used for ages. Around like 100 million people die a year. I’d say it’s not even close
Suitcases, pizza cutters, vacuums, outdoor trashcans, heelies, wheelbarrows, exercise wheels, scooters, swegways, bikes, wagons, etc are all common items that may be found in your house and use wheels. Additionally, honestly for me the nail in the coffin is the existence of shopping carts. Imagine just how many of those fuckers there are in every supermarket and each has 4 wheels.
@@maddiesmenagerie8853 the real nail in the coffin is door hinges. If he’s going to count toilet seats as doors, then I sure as hell count a literal wheel and axle😅
@@maddiesmenagerie8853" swegways" the actual word is spelled a lot more fucked "segue" it's stupid. Idk what guy looked at this thing with wheels and went "yeah, that's a good spelling"
@@jordynlucas7834 i know. I’m talking about swegways which is the name some people use as a general name for the two-wheeled “hoverboards” which are like handlebar-less Segways
Schlatt, I just wanted to thank you for your content. I am in a bad living situation and often go to bed anxious. I usually watch your longer videos like these vods before bed and they help me relax so much. I hope you truly understand the positive impact you have on people everyday
@@arizonagreenbee I’m handling stuff a bit better since I first made this comment, it’s just tough. I live in a house of addicts and it’s hard seeing people you love being in troubling situations. I’m going to move out soon so the things that physically and mentally impact me when I’m here will go away soon, but I know I’ll always carry some of that weight. For now, it’s Schlatt vids and therapy to help me through it
@@xman1532putin still sucks but we all adapt it’s like when russia was in chechen war where war was behind of citizen life so yeah still wanna to end war tbh cos i wanna be in europe in future
I only just heard him say it, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's probable that we could move literal goddamn planets by the time it's relevant.
2:37:47 is the most well-timed clip i have ever seen. the donation. him staring at the mug. the music. the reaction. it's perfect edit: 2:42:12 is a CLOSE second
I will say, if I hadn’t become familiar with basic engineering in high school, I would’ve been on the side of doors, but Schlatt is wrong, there are many types of wheels beyond the ones that roll.
I honestly love drawing/animating watching these VODs and streams. They're really the only thing that can actually entertain me for hours. Thanks for the great content 👍 edit: Things that have wheels other than vehicles: Gears are wheels. Toy cars have wheels. Sliding doors have wheels. Some cars have up to 8 wheels. The machines used to make things have shit tons of wheels. Chairs have wheels. Closet doors have wheels. Some pool filters have wheels. The things that make glove boxes open? Wheels. Wheelchairs. Some beds/hospital beds. Motorcycles, bikes, scooters, dirt bikes, etc. Spare tires. Steering wheels. The rim for the tires count as wheels too, technically. Old toys like fidget spinners, and bayblades. Wagon wheels from the old times. The steering wheels on boats, jet skis, and planes, etc. Plane engines. Conveyor belts. Shopping cats. Roller skates. Hoverboards. Screens for things. Skateboards. Trains. Quads/four wheelers. Some shelves. Drawers have wheels so they can slide out. Dishwasher racks have wheels so they can slide out too. Planes have wheels. EVEN DOORKNOBS FALL UNDER THE CATEGORY OF WHEELS. Fans are also considered wheels. Vacuums have wheels. Sky scrapers that are offices have more chairs with four wheels than doors. And I mean a *LOT* more. There’s a shit ton more too It has even been PROVEN that there are more wheels in the world because of all the forms they have. WHEELS FOREVER BABY, WOOOO Oh, and to the person in chat who said a revolving door is an infinite door at 1:19:36 : 1) Nothing is really infinite besides the universe. 2) That’s a fucking wheel too dumbass LMAOOOOOOO
Schlatt is the first person I've found where I can sit here and give my undivided attention to him, and stay entertained, for a 4 hour, unedited stream. I love some other streamers, I'll have them in the background and its nice, but I can watch Schlatt with my full attention for any amount of time, with no issues
To add to the wheels side. Every go kart and golf cart have 4 wheels and no doors. Roller skates/blades. Every set of tires sitting in mechanic shops and wheel making factories. spares they keep at car races and nascar cars don’t have doors. Jeep wranglers don’t have doors. Any toy car. 2 door coups with 4 wheels a spare and steering wheel. Those things with 2 wheels that r used to move heavy furniture. Some garbage pales have wheels. Healies. Those 2 wheel hoverboard things that were popular in 2016. It’s wheels and it might be separated by over a 500 mil margin.
That John Mulaney reference at 50:32 caught me so off guard. One of my favourite youtubers referencing my favourite comedian. Plus, Schlatt doesn't seem like a Mulaney kinda guy
Watched this all the way through for the second time, besides the last half hour of the po box segment because i've watched it on its own a couple times before. Raced some forza horizon 3 and drank a half a liter of white rum through it. Going to bed. Thanks for helping to keep me alive schlatt.
1:03:20 "hey schlott, todays is my friend averys birthday" "i dont care!" "shes going through a tough time and watches you all the time" "thats awkward..."
I would sure love to have "Schrunk" teach me how to drive. I could learn so much from him. Edit: The most terrifying thing about this video is that I couldn't tell the difference between sober and drunk schlatt
(yes I genuinely thought about this argument) Considering the door vs wheel conversation defines a wheel as something resembling... well a wheel, turning the full 360 degrees, I've gotta assume a lot of mechanisms within any number of different objects have wheel - like mechanisms within them. I'll look into it but a door mechanism seems unnecessary outside of it's surface level usage. (edit): umm.... I know this conversation bans this sentiment but uh, technically a doorknob does indeed use the wheel & axle mechanism, and yeah, some electric toothbrushes use wheel & axle mechanisms to spin the bristles of the brush.
Gears, bikes, motorcycles, scroll wheels, rotors, most bed posts have wheels, fans (if going off 360 degree rotation), scooters, roller blades/skates, wheel barrows, vacuums, and rc cars. I could do more but it took me like 10 minutes to think of these 😅
Hey schlatt. Thank you for everything, like makeing content and all that jass. Thank you. I listen to this as i sleep just hearing my comfort streamer talk for hours on end playing a relaxing game as i try my best to fall asleep with my headphones on.
It’s interesting to hear people say “I didn’t really do anything” when someone says they saved their life but you just have to make the person happy enough to make them wanna give life another chance. So basically being yourself ❤
The big problem with the Doors vs Wheels question is shown perfectly in this stream. There are just too many things that people don’t think of when they think of wheels.
Most sliding doors have wheels Pulley systems are many wheels Gears are classified as wheels Lego has more wheels than doors Drawers have wheels often Most tech has wheels Engines have wheels Most car doors these days have wheels in them for automatic opening So many more wheels than doors
im not sure why ive arrived here but im living for it. i almost watched the whole 7 hours of the other video before i snapped back to reality. I cant stay away. I honestly want this game lol.
Doors for me, cabinet doors, sliding doors, car doors, plane doors, boat doors, train doors, jail doors, double doors, revolving doors, rocket doors,, shit the list could go on
@@TraxxyaYour argument comes crumbling down when you have a degree in engineering and learn that knobs and hinges are legitimately a type of wheel. Same goes for gears. Also, sure a boat, plane, building has doors, but think about now many little wheels are everywhere. Every office building has a lot of doors, but in each room easily has more wheels in them.
A car has many more wheels under the hood to turn.. everything. Alternator belt, AC compressor, power steering, etc. The wheels to spin the climate control your direction, the wheels on the dashboard attached to the needles.. You can just go on and on
In many cases, the wheel can rotate a full 360 degrees. For example, a doorknob is an example of a wheel and axle in which the knob itself acts as the wheel, and the shaft of the lockset acts like the axle. DOOR KNOBS ARE WHEEELS!
@@M__B listen man, those were great but this was on a whole other level. You look at the clip of schlatt squirting meat paste on himself and tell me I'm wrong.
“You’ll know when I’m drunk, I start saying some crazy shit” “The solar system will be engulfed by the sun, but our planet will be rocket propelled out of the damage zone, I don’t have 3 heads”
the hinges on the most common perception of a door function in a manner that can classify them as wheels. So every door uses at least one wheel in its mechanism, but every wheel does not include at least one door. Therefore, it is mathematically impossible for there to be less wheels than doors.
1:13:16 I like to imagine the truck driver in game being so happy that someone is team wheels on the wheels vs doors argument, but is also severely injured from the truck accident.
Honestly there's more wheels than doors. Think about conveyor belts, steering wheels, sliding doors slide on wheels, Arguably fans, 3d printers and other maker machinery have tons of wheels in them, a lathe is just a big wheel, every car has wheels and there's so many different types and they often have the same or less amount of doors as they do wheels, in game wheels and how many different games have however million types of digital wheels, the list goes on and on Schlatt. Aside from all that, thank you for all you do. Your videos have kept me sane these last few months while juggling an online startup business and university. You the man big guy.
Развлечения
I just hope Big Sobriety doesn’t try to come after another innocent drunk driver
😂😂
-Max0r
When i read “big sobriety” i almost sht myself.
The likes are perfect. No one touch them
@@ShinobudRUski headache kojingles
as much as i wish i could hear the music, i think its hilarious that there is just a calm beat playing while he yells about how good this song is
Surely there's a vod that's just ripped from the original stream with the original music?
@@stevess7777 wait thats not the original music? that would explain a lot
fun fact im pretty sure the music is the animal crossing music
@@Taco-Farmer711 Yeah its mostly Animal Crossing New Leaf, the best one in the series no contest.
I'm not watching this whole video rn, do you happen to have a timestamp? It's fine if you don't
Schlatt: Pours drink while going 80 down hill on a windy road
Truck: Flips
Schlatt: Shocked Pikachu face
You have made my day XD
When did this happen
Nvm wrote this 30 second before it happend
@@EZReezy so when did it happen?
Timestamp?
19:12 "It's tough being Scottish and an alcoholic"
Well, I'd imagine being scottish, an alcoholic, and a demolitions expert is even harder. Respect to Tavish
With a haunted eye socket
@@josephclemmons5234 and a haunted sword
Scottish = alcoholic
@@TheRadicalJJJ and sentient organs
*Drunken Pipe Bombs starts playing*
drinking game: each time schlatt says fuck or sighs or groans, take a shot
i will drown
Way ahead of ya man
this just seems like alcoholism with extra steps
New challenge every time shlatt breathes
@@skeleton_lord3524 pfp checks out
Watching him constantly switch between the wheel-side and door-side, and adamantly defending each side was hilarious
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@@Gurn33y me agre
I'm not watching this whole video rn, do you happen to have a timestamp? It's fine if you don't
@@kindauncool there’s no real time stamp, it happens about the whole stream
I’ve been using this video to study for my driver’s test by seeing what rules Schlatt obeys and trying to catch which he ignores when he’s drunk
smart
i'm gonna start doing this tbh thank you
Did you pass?
did you pass?
I cannot emphasize how calming it is listening to Schlatt play a game he genuinely enjoys while being completely unhinged and yet also one of the nicest streamers ever. Gotta love this big guy.
Thanks for being such a great ambassador for drunk drivers, Schlatt
this scares me, because usually people who are a part of a community thank people who are advocates for that community.
which means...
@@unknownplayer2741 don’t you conflate me with a drunk crasher… those fiends.
@@unknownplayer2741 its a fucking joke brev
@@unknownplayer2741 he isn’t a drunk crasher dumdum
It’s good to see the stereotypes of drunk drivers being cleared up.
jschlatt: wheels!
chat:wheels!
jschlatt:nah never mind its doors
chat: actually its doors
jschlatt: wait actually its probably wheels
chat:its wheels 100%
The Power of jschlatt
Gotta follow the big guy. We all know why we all should follow the big guy.
@@Nope-en9bo we don't need a repeat of 1999
It’s probably doors, most caskets have hinged doors. Hinged Caskets have been being used for ages. Around like 100 million people die a year. I’d say it’s not even close
@@NebulaTheOfficial wasn’t that the year he was born?
2:47:33 I've never heard schlatt more terrified in my life.
That moment has sent me into a fit of laughter
I'm stunned I didn't see that clip on youtube.
@turt i read it
@Hackety rackety 😈
i thought he got put in the femur breaker
schlatt: gets package from moscow
also schlatt: treats it like a bomb
“I can’t think of anything else in my house that has wheels.”
He’s literally sitting on a chair with wheels on the bottom, isn’t he?
Suitcases, pizza cutters, vacuums, outdoor trashcans, heelies, wheelbarrows, exercise wheels, scooters, swegways, bikes, wagons, etc are all common items that may be found in your house and use wheels. Additionally, honestly for me the nail in the coffin is the existence of shopping carts. Imagine just how many of those fuckers there are in every supermarket and each has 4 wheels.
@@maddiesmenagerie8853 the real nail in the coffin is door hinges. If he’s going to count toilet seats as doors, then I sure as hell count a literal wheel and axle😅
@@maddiesmenagerie8853" swegways" the actual word is spelled a lot more fucked "segue" it's stupid. Idk what guy looked at this thing with wheels and went "yeah, that's a good spelling"
@@jordynlucas7834 i know. I’m talking about swegways which is the name some people use as a general name for the two-wheeled “hoverboards” which are like handlebar-less Segways
@@maddiesmenagerie8853 yooo what? Really? I had no idea, thank you
As someone who took engineering classes, I can confirm that not only are gears a type of wheel, but a door hinge is a form of wheel and axle.
Do you consider electrical switches doors?
I had no clue Dio was a engineer
@@itson6121 must be a part skipper
By this logic a book, window, curtain, rug, mouth, and skin pore to be a door.
@@midas2215 not really, like I said, they are literally wheels, just a different type of wheel. A book isn’t a type of door.
I love how Schlatt managed to stay calm for like eleven minutes until he got rammed by a bus and went apeshit
2:17:04 Jambo leaves
3:00:56 Schatt realizes
A hour😂
Jambo’s surgery makes him look like he’s got little socks on
My cat had that too, it’s sad because of what cause them to need it, but it’s cute
Watching a drunk driver and his chat losing their shit over doors vs wheels is absolutely worth my time! Thanks, schlatt.
I love how Schlatt went from drunk driving to being terrorized by a Russian mystery package
The immediate personality switch whenever he’s holding Jambo is hilarious to me
Words can't describe my EXCITEMENT to see that he played more of this! This is a gem in my heart and memories
I love this game.
@@Roboseal2 it is a pretty nice and chill game
I love when "Schlatt" drinks while driving 😩😩😩
he's so cute but i'm not gay
yet
What’s up checkmark?
Oh shit flub, it's been years since i've seen you! I hope you're doing well
What's up checkmark?
The amount of cars he rammed off the road without even noticing is hilarious.
Schlatt, your driving scares me more than my mothers and she use to drive an ambulance for a living for 30 years
My mother drove a fire engine for about twenty years. I feel your pain.
22:10 "My driving ability is still at full force" I tab back in to find him upside down... yup for sure 👍
20:46
Schlatt, I just wanted to thank you for your content. I am in a bad living situation and often go to bed anxious. I usually watch your longer videos like these vods before bed and they help me relax so much. I hope you truly understand the positive impact you have on people everyday
hey bro, i hope you're doing a bit better now
@@arizonagreenbee I’m handling stuff a bit better since I first made this comment, it’s just tough. I live in a house of addicts and it’s hard seeing people you love being in troubling situations. I’m going to move out soon so the things that physically and mentally impact me when I’m here will go away soon, but I know I’ll always carry some of that weight. For now, it’s Schlatt vids and therapy to help me through it
I know I'm a year late to the punch, but I hope you're doing well dude
"It's the drunk crashers!!! Me? I'm fine!"
-Guy in a flipped over crashed truck.
As a russian, I'm pretty happy and surprised that someone sent Schlatt some of our stuff. I'd love to see him try more =)
I'm curious, is that beef paste a commonplace item for folks in Moscow, or was it sent in this mix as more of a gag (no pun intended) you think?
@@the1trues0phistcate That beef paste in a tube is made for our guys at the ISS, so yes, it is kind of a gag.
@@totallynottrazyn7097 They say: "You have strayed from the true path", but the one with tomatoes literally means Schlatt.
How russia rn?
@@xman1532putin still sucks but we all adapt
it’s like when russia was in chechen war where war was behind of citizen life so yeah
still wanna to end war tbh cos i wanna be in europe in future
every time schlatt talks about his moving earth theory it begins to sound less and less insane...
You would also sound completely wacky telling a medieval guy about smartphones lol, it isn't THAT insane
I only just heard him say it, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's probable that we could move literal goddamn planets by the time it's relevant.
@@randomstormtrooper3345 Medieval times weren't even that long ago too
You know schlatt is drunk when he says I love you guys
20 minutes into a 4 hour stream, and he's already flipped his truck. This is gonna be classic.
I loved seeing how happy he was while first PO Box, then start genuinely tweaking while opening the box from Moscow 😭
2:37:47 is the most well-timed clip i have ever seen. the donation. him staring at the mug. the music. the reaction. it's perfect
edit: 2:42:12 is a CLOSE second
"I'm taking another sip of ice cream."
- "Jschlatt" 2022
Alternate title: Schlatt becomes a Russian sleeper agent
Another alternate title: Russian food tier list
THE NUMBERS MASON
schlatt just completely ignoring the "trucks on right lane" and "dont drunk drive" signs
I will say, if I hadn’t become familiar with basic engineering in high school, I would’ve been on the side of doors, but Schlatt is wrong, there are many types of wheels beyond the ones that roll.
Thank you Dio, I appreciate the fact that you’ve chosen a better career choice
Second comment of yours I found on this comment section and they’re only 12 comments apart
@@ohiyoresident what can I say, it’s a long vod😅.
I honestly love drawing/animating watching these VODs and streams. They're really the only thing that can actually entertain me for hours. Thanks for the great content 👍
edit: Things that have wheels other than vehicles: Gears are wheels. Toy cars have wheels. Sliding doors have wheels. Some cars have up to 8 wheels. The machines used to make things have shit tons of wheels. Chairs have wheels. Closet doors have wheels. Some pool filters have wheels. The things that make glove boxes open? Wheels. Wheelchairs. Some beds/hospital beds. Motorcycles, bikes, scooters, dirt bikes, etc. Spare tires. Steering wheels. The rim for the tires count as wheels too, technically. Old toys like fidget spinners, and bayblades. Wagon wheels from the old times. The steering wheels on boats, jet skis, and planes, etc. Plane engines. Conveyor belts. Shopping cats. Roller skates. Hoverboards. Screens for things. Skateboards. Trains. Quads/four wheelers. Some shelves. Drawers have wheels so they can slide out. Dishwasher racks have wheels so they can slide out too. Planes have wheels. EVEN DOORKNOBS FALL UNDER THE CATEGORY OF WHEELS. Fans are also considered wheels. Vacuums have wheels. Sky scrapers that are offices have more chairs with four wheels than doors. And I mean a *LOT* more. There’s a shit ton more too
It has even been PROVEN that there are more wheels in the world because of all the forms they have. WHEELS FOREVER BABY, WOOOO
Oh, and to the person in chat who said a revolving door is an infinite door at 1:19:36 : 1) Nothing is really infinite besides the universe. 2) That’s a fucking wheel too dumbass LMAOOOOOOO
schlatt's gonna lose his goddamn mind when he finds out gears are wheels
1:50:40 “have a jambo cam” *mic arm and chat completely covering jambo*
I’ve been watching the other VOD most nights to help me fall asleep, so this is a gift from the Gods!
What happens when you run out? Do you stop sleeping?
@@Felix-do7ix most times I actually wake up before the video ends because my sleep schedule is so fucked LMAO
So you sleep for like.. 2 to 3 hours? 😂😂
@@magical5181 nah i watch the other ATS vod thats like 7 hours so i usually get at least 5 hours or so asleep luckily
@@screenedat0m yea that 7 your one is great. Don’t you get waken up by Schlatt screaming
These Vods are super chill, and just wanted to stick around, thanks Schlatt
2:29:54 - 2:51:50 was the best part of the whole stream.
The way he kept switching sides from wheels to doors defending each side was really funny
I like how schlatt switched sides every few minutes on the door/wheel debate and instantly made fun of the other side and called them stupid
I am the CEO of sex
Thank you for making like my entire week, schlatt, I got a good laugh out of that after a fantastic night
Schlatt is the first person I've found where I can sit here and give my undivided attention to him, and stay entertained, for a 4 hour, unedited stream. I love some other streamers, I'll have them in the background and its nice, but I can watch Schlatt with my full attention for any amount of time, with no issues
11:11 I love how Schlatt puts his finger in the air like he's quoting something
i will never get over schaltt playing this game I love drinking with him and watching him play with his silly little wheel
I LOVE this. You getting drunk n doing something that takes being coordinated to do is so entertaining. Or just being drunk content is fun to watch xP
i woke up at 3am to 2:47:34 playing on my tv, i think that was one of the most terrifying things ive woken up to💀
I genuinely love these vods
I have such a good time
I watched unpacking and I loved it
Sadly I keep missing the streams but it’s still so great having all the vods to watch as I’m smiling the entire time
Drunk Schlatt is like a grandma
"I love candles and crocheted blankets"
I loved waking up to Schlatt screaming after eating something I still don’t know the name of at 3 in the morning on a Monday. Classic
that last box is so wholesome, the unboxing made me smile. love u big guy, you deserve all the good things that come your way
As an irl truck driver I am loving the truck sim videos. Always makes me laugh.
When schlatt eats something that tastes good you can tell thst he feels nothing but satisfaction, just remembering the chip list video lol
That was probably the most genuine scream ever. It was absolutely hilarious
Thank you for being such a great drunk driver, big guy!
this man is the highlight of my day whenever he streams
Every day shlatt becomes more and more like my dad but not abusive
To add to the wheels side. Every go kart and golf cart have 4 wheels and no doors. Roller skates/blades. Every set of tires sitting in mechanic shops and wheel making factories. spares they keep at car races and nascar cars don’t have doors. Jeep wranglers don’t have doors. Any toy car. 2 door coups with 4 wheels a spare and steering wheel. Those things with 2 wheels that r used to move heavy furniture. Some garbage pales have wheels. Healies. Those 2 wheel hoverboard things that were popular in 2016. It’s wheels and it might be separated by over a 500 mil margin.
That John Mulaney reference at 50:32 caught me so off guard. One of my favourite youtubers referencing my favourite comedian. Plus, Schlatt doesn't seem like a Mulaney kinda guy
Yes, I love watching Jschlatt drink and drive
Watched this all the way through for the second time, besides the last half hour of the po box segment because i've watched it on its own a couple times before. Raced some forza horizon 3 and drank a half a liter of white rum through it. Going to bed. Thanks for helping to keep me alive schlatt.
1:03:20 "hey schlott, todays is my friend averys birthday"
"i dont care!"
"shes going through a tough time and watches you all the time"
"thats awkward..."
I would sure love to have "Schrunk" teach me how to drive. I could learn so much from him.
Edit: The most terrifying thing about this video is that I couldn't tell the difference between sober and drunk schlatt
YES!!!! I love watching these when I need something calming to watch
it seems chaos and tranquility go hand in hand, atleast when it comes to a schlatt stream
(yes I genuinely thought about this argument) Considering the door vs wheel conversation defines a wheel as something resembling... well a wheel, turning the full 360 degrees, I've gotta assume a lot of mechanisms within any number of different objects have wheel - like mechanisms within them. I'll look into it but a door mechanism seems unnecessary outside of it's surface level usage.
(edit): umm.... I know this conversation bans this sentiment but uh, technically a doorknob does indeed use the wheel & axle mechanism, and yeah, some electric toothbrushes use wheel & axle mechanisms to spin the bristles of the brush.
Gears, bikes, motorcycles, scroll wheels, rotors, most bed posts have wheels, fans (if going off 360 degree rotation), scooters, roller blades/skates, wheel barrows, vacuums, and rc cars. I could do more but it took me like 10 minutes to think of these 😅
this is the ultimate comfort vod im so sorry mr so called "discomfort streamer"
Schlatt, no idea if you read your comments, but i love when you stream truck driving simulator! Honestly youre best streams.
that letter from russia was the jschlatt equivalent of eminem recieving a cassette tape from stan
Hey schlatt. Thank you for everything, like makeing content and all that jass. Thank you.
I listen to this as i sleep just hearing my comfort streamer talk for hours on end playing a relaxing game as i try my best to fall asleep with my headphones on.
It’s interesting to hear people say “I didn’t really do anything” when someone says they saved their life but you just have to make the person happy enough to make them wanna give life another chance. So basically being yourself ❤
The big problem with the Doors vs Wheels question is shown perfectly in this stream. There are just too many things that people don’t think of when they think of wheels.
Most sliding doors have wheels
Pulley systems are many wheels
Gears are classified as wheels
Lego has more wheels than doors
Drawers have wheels often
Most tech has wheels
Engines have wheels
Most car doors these days have wheels in them for automatic opening
So many more wheels than doors
im not sure why ive arrived here but im living for it. i almost watched the whole 7 hours of the other video before i snapped back to reality. I cant stay away. I honestly want this game lol.
Wormholes are considered doors so there are an infinite amount of doors in the universe.
This whole video is a testament to Schlatt's actual driving ability's. Also there are definitely more wheels then doors.
No more doors than wheels a house has tons of doors a building has tons of doors but oh fck a house also has wheel what the fuck
Doors for me, cabinet doors, sliding doors, car doors, plane doors, boat doors, train doors, jail doors, double doors, revolving doors, rocket doors,, shit the list could go on
@@TraxxyaYour argument comes crumbling down when you have a degree in engineering and learn that knobs and hinges are legitimately a type of wheel. Same goes for gears.
Also, sure a boat, plane, building has doors, but think about now many little wheels are everywhere. Every office building has a lot of doors, but in each room easily has more wheels in them.
Using this to study for my driver's test, thanks for setting such a great example schlatt
schlatt getting mad is the funniest thing ever, especially when you know he'd do and say that shit to real people in a real car on a real highway
This man literally stared at a tube of meat for 7 minutes xD
I like how the last 2 hours took more than the first 75% of the trip
A car has many more wheels under the hood to turn.. everything. Alternator belt, AC compressor, power steering, etc. The wheels to spin the climate control your direction, the wheels on the dashboard attached to the needles.. You can just go on and on
In many cases, the wheel can rotate a full 360 degrees. For example, a doorknob is an example of a wheel and axle in which the knob itself acts as the wheel, and the shaft of the lockset acts like the axle.
DOOR KNOBS ARE WHEEELS!
There it is boys, the best jschlatt stream to date.
You really gonna do the vghs streams like that?
@@M__B listen man, those were great but this was on a whole other level. You look at the clip of schlatt squirting meat paste on himself and tell me I'm wrong.
@@wormicide3651 but think about games dean man
11:24 you can really hear the south Brooklyn accent in his voice when he road rages
Watching a drunk man devolve into madness over doors vs wheels is the kind of media genre that needs more attention
drunk drivers get a bad rap.. im glad we have a hero like schlatt to represent us common folk
literally almost crashed into a drunk driving sign in my home town 32:54. this is awesome
“You’ll know when I’m drunk, I start saying some crazy shit”
“The solar system will be engulfed by the sun, but our planet will be rocket propelled out of the damage zone, I don’t have 3 heads”
Never seen a guy more happy and mesmerised by a air horn
the hinges on the most common perception of a door function in a manner that can classify them as wheels. So every door uses at least one wheel in its mechanism, but every wheel does not include at least one door. Therefore, it is mathematically impossible for there to be less wheels than doors.
drinking game: take a shot every time schlatt is in neutral
I like to imagine that he’s driving a moving van and chats in the back
Have a good day
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I like to imagine the truck driver in game being so happy that someone is team wheels on the wheels vs doors argument, but is also severely injured from the truck accident.
Honestly there's more wheels than doors. Think about conveyor belts, steering wheels, sliding doors slide on wheels, Arguably fans, 3d printers and other maker machinery have tons of wheels in them, a lathe is just a big wheel, every car has wheels and there's so many different types and they often have the same or less amount of doors as they do wheels, in game wheels and how many different games have however million types of digital wheels, the list goes on and on Schlatt.
Aside from all that, thank you for all you do. Your videos have kept me sane these last few months while juggling an online startup business and university. You the man big guy.
44:40 He Gets actual road rage at ai fucking beautiful