I love how schlatt yells and shouts at everyone that enters his property, then Jawsh just waltz's through without saying a word and all schlatt can do is pout his fat lip and clap
This vod is hilarious. It plays like an long form of one of those late night sitcoms where we follow a grumpy old man minding his own business and trying to do mundane things while a huge cast of wacky characters just show up at random and complicate things.
@@VivifyEnvyScripted as in people individually think of jokes sometimes beforehand and often times on the spot and others react to it for the first time? Then yes. But no, it's not scripted in the sense that they've planned out everything interaction and event. They're legitimately playing minecraft and mostly just coming up with bits on the spot. they're entertainers, and they have millions in following. so they're rightly good at what they do
hey sorry that I’m late, sleep deprived has us writers working overtime to fuel this project. Yeah the server is fully scripted though, not planning to get stuck with “story focused rp” and make more one-off episodes with vague continuity. We are in talks with twitch about setting up adult content timeslots since there’s been interest expressed from the customer’s desperate after hot tub streams took that hit. Happy to see the response our writing is getting!
@@NokoTheTaco sorry this man is from universe a the alternative world where the twin towers fell and the pentagon was hit. also a universe where tony suprano and schlatt did some stuff in 1999
DUDE YEA i also thought that was a bit 😭 when they were saying that there's going to be lots of people live on this server but only they and berdboi was on i completely didn't think they were serious
You really missed the opportunity to have 100$ postcards that contain bombs reminiscent of the bjork stalker/ teddy K packages that instantly blow up the streamer it was addressed to
last time i watched schlatt stream minecraft i was in highschool, now i work a job and have important shit to do so im glad he’s uploading the vods. it makes me nostalgic like im an old man.
last time i watched this comment i was a schlogg now i am a schlagger and have important shit to schlett so im glad he's still commenting the comment. it makes me nostalgic like an a schlogg man.
First time I started watching him was when he was doing those chill advice streams on SMPLive. He was encouraging someone to pursue their CompSci degree and I thought it sounded like a cool career path. Now I work as a software engineer :)
2:26 The AI pretending to be Schlatt is slipping up and making mistakes, it almost failed the captcha but caught itself last second. I miss Schlatt, too bad he is no longer with us, rest in peace and never forget what happened on September 8th 2022 😔
I love seeing the return-to-roots type of Jschlatt content. As a wise man once said, it's like I’m being pulled back into a world where nothing really mattered, where everything was easy, and when, well, I was happy.
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Imagine watching some RUclipsr you like and you somehow get into their small private Minecraft server and then about a year later you end up in a huge SMP with the greats. (MrToasten)
1:35:04 genuinely why is this such a wholesome moment, schlatt walking along and coming across friends watching someone he likes n they have a little moment, minecraft really is a magical place
Best part is at 59:55 where Schlatt runs away from a villager named "Wilbur". Guess he didn't want to get tangled into the allegations like what happened in '99...
My wife showed me a video of minx doing her makeup and shmeat walking in and insulting her. It had the captions “abusive dad insults trans son” she thought it was real and I bursted out laughing and had to explain to her shlort
I never watched all that stuff because I’m not a obsessive 12 year old, so all that drama I have no investment in, but I just want to know, was there any evidence for that claim? Is it actually true? Or is it yet another case of someone on the internet accusing someone of a crime, usually with just their account, and when there is evidence it’s usually just text messages (which are easier to fake) and then everyone instantly believing them for some reason despite that the fact that just saying something is not evidence, the fact that people lying has happened before, and the fact that people will say “oh yea innocent until proven guilty” whenever something is confirmed false, only to then forget that the next time there are accusations. If you can’t tell I’m really fucking tired of this whole cycle, and I’m not believing claims anymore without substantial evidence.
@@usurysuspect826 That was a joke, I know not everyone who watched those Minecraft SMP’s, or SMP’s in general, are children or are all like that. I’m sorry if I made it sound that way. I don’t see how me expressing that I’m tired of people automatically believing any allegations and explaining what I mean makes me invested in this particular case though. Also, I unfortunately over write things a lot.
@@silverfox4542well you fall face first bud because they are true, there’s lots of evidence of Wilbur’s habits and people who used to be friends coming out about it. His response did no good deal for him and didn’t even try to discredit the accusations (she didn’t even mention his name ig people connected the dots), it’s safe to say that this is another example of not believing everything you see online, people are not who they seem and it looks like he even deceived the very people he was close with. The whole situation is very disappointing but at the same time not surprising, he always made his audience perceive him as this all accepting, wise, and emotionally intelligent person, I guess you can say it was “too good to be true”.
Schlatt should get a monopoly on paper by having his new world explorers find all of the sugar cane for miles, making it a very scarce resource that only schlatt has. Only selling it as paper or sugar so only he has access to the cane.
1:00:42 If anyone is wondering, Its MrToasten, he just goes in through alternative ways to the land, digs some holes, and bails in case Schlip Schlop returns
Schlatt, genuinely please keep streaming and uploading these vods. I have really begun to love your sense of humor more and more and I can't wait to watch you as I go through high school.
2:57:50 this entire segment felt like a horror movie like everyone was trying to escape death but were being stupid about it and schlatt was just walking at a steady pace
Ive kinda fallen off Jschlatt content since SMP Live ended (along with content from its other members) and I'm glad to see a few familiar faces, I think this is gonna be great time.
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I get the feeling the “no pedophiles” assertion is gonna end up untrue eventually,
gonna age like milk
Shhh
fr 😭
Why'd you bring that up?
incoming aztro (ACKro) leaks
the IMMEDIATE reaction when that villager was named wilbur has me fucking dying
true
Time?
@@shivshankar1409 1:00:00
He was scared it was gonna bite him
“uhm” 😟 🏃♂️
Schlatt is the opposite of a comfort streamer. This is like watching a stressed out alcoholic dad
my favorite discomfort streamer
Shlatt made around $1000 in about 15 minutes from those postcards, from those who were wondering. And he just kept getting more and more.
Good, the employee getting paid!
I fucking love capitalism
i also love fucking capitalists
truly a genius business strategy
glad i have to work a month and a half for that
You're missing part of your beard
hopefully it's just the lighting 😭
I stole it lmao
@@iamnubb_ it's free.
It hasn't loaded yet
@@iamnubb_did it taste like blood
The way Schlatt plays Minecraft feels like a cutscene that never ends
That is the perfect way to describe it
Like the csgo clip lmao
I don’t understand?
@@Rezitaig he's slow, and moves his camera smoothly
He plays it like a gameplay trailer
It’s crazy how Mr.Toasten became a VIP after finding their Minecraft server
Dude literally got a YT career from hacking into the sdp server lol
@@jaythamalt Bro got to meet so many people from this
He deserves it ❤
@@caboose-kx8biI mean, he literally assassinated Epstein, so that’s pretty impressive
@@jaythamaltNah it was his server, Sleep Deprived just happened to move in there
I love how schlatt yells and shouts at everyone that enters his property, then Jawsh just waltz's through without saying a word and all schlatt can do is pout his fat lip and clap
yes
Jawsh’s social interaction on this server is 10x more than any other minecraft server he’s been a part of.
Jawsh is very socially awkward it’s crazy
Schlag has had a soft spot for jawshie poo since the Carson smp way back when
Cuz jawsh never overstayed his welcome or destroyed his land
This vod is hilarious. It plays like an long form of one of those late night sitcoms where we follow a grumpy old man minding his own business and trying to do mundane things while a huge cast of wacky characters just show up at random and complicate things.
Wait so this is partly scripted right?
@@VivifyEnvyScripted as in people individually think of jokes sometimes beforehand and often times on the spot and others react to it for the first time? Then yes.
But no, it's not scripted in the sense that they've planned out everything interaction and event. They're legitimately playing minecraft and mostly just coming up with bits on the spot. they're entertainers, and they have millions in following. so they're rightly good at what they do
@@jackbtingeyi think improv is the apt term
hey sorry that I’m late, sleep deprived has us writers working overtime to fuel this project. Yeah the server is fully scripted though, not planning to get stuck with “story focused rp” and make more one-off episodes with vague continuity. We are in talks with twitch about setting up adult content timeslots since there’s been interest expressed from the customer’s desperate after hot tub streams took that hit. Happy to see the response our writing is getting!
Great work on the writing@@-cyndaquil!
Keep up the great work!
Great writing, very nice, very hot!!!
CaptainSparklez meeting MrToasten is exactly what I needed today
timestamp?
what a moment in history
MR TOASTEN WITH THE MC OGS IS HILARIOUS
What do you mean? MrToasten has always been and always will be.
Mister toasten is the og’s OG
@@NokoTheTaco sorry this man is from universe a the alternative world where the twin towers fell and the pentagon was hit. also a universe where tony suprano and schlatt did some stuff in 1999
bros livin the dream fr
@fazeking448 whaddya mean, what towers were hit? Also the Pentagon was bombed and relocated in 1989. Dunno what you are talking about man.
6:33 I am afraid that there are too many minecraft RUclipsrs in one picture for this statement to age well
minecraft yt when talking to women: 🤓
minecarft yter when talking to minors:
@@chithiradiasseneviratne3562goofy ahh emote 😭
I bet 2 months max before someone gets outed
It's going to age like milk 💀
50 pages Apanduh document incoming
oh, it wasn't a bit.
y'all really made a server
DUDE YEA i also thought that was a bit 😭 when they were saying that there's going to be lots of people live on this server but only they and berdboi was on i completely didn't think they were serious
You really missed the opportunity to have 100$ postcards that contain bombs reminiscent of the bjork stalker/ teddy K packages that instantly blow up the streamer it was addressed to
Nice idea, but it could get him banned due to Twitch moderation.
@@ManChild42he goes back to yt which is a W
@@ManChild42 Could just name it "surprise mail" and have the explosion not do block damage, just extreme knockback
Teddy k is crazy 💀
If you watch Mr. Toasten you'd know he's actively working towards this goal
1:00:00 when he saw the villager named “wilber”. 💀
💀
yep. that was very funny
Toasten did the same move lmao
Watch out he bites
@@a.o.8527IM LITERALLY GALLOPING OMG 💀
mr toasten being with all of these big youtubers is truly a step forward for all toast kind
MR TOASTEN GOT EPSTEIN LETS GOOO. another huge step for all the toasts out there
@medevilwalrus3332 can't believe mr tosten works for the federal government
This is going to be big for the toast rights movement
I love how “Schlatt” is just turning into an annoying older brother that gets pissed off really easily
Hes always been my favorite grumpy shlumpasaurus tbh, I am also grumpy and he validates me once in a while 🎉
“The Cruel Serial Killer of 1999” is the best
Bro, pulling up Mika’s stream on the public tv to figure out where he was, was genius.
wHERE? what time?
@@Cottonthefox2:53:12
Schlatt moves around like he's never played a video game before
Mr.Toasten is the best one here. He makes up for everyone’s yapping.
By being completely silent, even in his own streams
Haven’t really watched much Schlatt content since the SMP live days, but this popped up in my recommendations and has made me happy
You’re only getting his feed when it involves Minecraft 😂that’s great
so true, love to see a lot of names from the smplive too
Same old shat
oh you were one of those
His vlogs are pretty damn good
last time i watched schlatt stream minecraft i was in highschool, now i work a job and have important shit to do so im glad he’s uploading the vods. it makes me nostalgic like im an old man.
last time i watched this comment i was a schlogg now i am a schlagger and have important shit to schlett so im glad he's still commenting the comment. it makes me nostalgic like an a schlogg man.
your comment prob makes him feel like a old man now lmao
First time I started watching him was when he was doing those chill advice streams on SMPLive. He was encouraging someone to pursue their CompSci degree and I thought it sounded like a cool career path. Now I work as a software engineer :)
I saw him for the first time in 1988 when he was starting with his "work"
@@frankcastle1862i witnessed the tragedy of 99 firsthand i was one of the defusers
Shlatts bit this whole stream
1. Be the angry grandpa neighbor
2. Fumble the bag with woman
3. Killed Joe Biden and is on the run
Amazing
I love how schlatt just goes around making sure people are having fun
The way he rizzed up the Swedish girls in the worst ways possible was amazing
time?
@@Zero-cd6hparound 3:20:00 probably awhile before
@@Zero-cd6hp2:10:00 ish
1:20:00
2:26 The AI pretending to be Schlatt is slipping up and making mistakes, it almost failed the captcha but caught itself last second. I miss Schlatt, too bad he is no longer with us, rest in peace and never forget what happened on September 8th 2022 😔
Nor can we forget september 11-
I think I speak for everyone when I say how happy i was when I saw Mr toastin in the crowd
Bro I watched Mr Toastin's pov first before this, shit is wild
W
I love seeing the return-to-roots type of Jschlatt content. As a wise man once said, it's like I’m being pulled back into a world where nothing really mattered, where everything was easy, and when, well, I was happy.
nice pfp bruh
@@fruitsoups Right back at you!
Great pfp
TOP
You excited for the new TØP album?
Schollet hunting mike is still my favorite moment in this world
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Imagine watching some RUclipsr you like and you somehow get into their small private Minecraft server and then about a year later you end up in a huge SMP with the greats. (MrToasten)
Mika telling a norm McDonald level joke killed me. Not hysterical, but mentally.
1:35:04 genuinely why is this such a wholesome moment, schlatt walking along and coming across friends watching someone he likes n they have a little moment, minecraft really is a magical place
It's good to see Mr Toasten helping out a bunch of small streamers and RUclipsrs
Best part is at 59:55 where Schlatt runs away from a villager named "Wilbur". Guess he didn't want to get tangled into the allegations like what happened in '99...
My wife showed me a video of minx doing her makeup and shmeat walking in and insulting her. It had the captions “abusive dad insults trans son” she thought it was real and I bursted out laughing and had to explain to her shlort
Petition for captain sparklez to preform fallen kingdom live at a concert on the server
if he sung it in the first place.
@@themoistyboy5126wdym
i'm so pleased with jawsh being here. what a great pick
Connor: I’m gonna go explore….
Connor: I can’t swim *proceeds to descend into the ocean*
schlittle never fails to fill me with his warm liquids
Good
Are you full?
With his warm liquid?
Oh!
You better be talking about isopropyl
MR TOASTEN
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
MR TOASTEN!!!!
YESSSSSS!!
He found the ip, it was 1999
Rip jerf ripstein
I like how in essentially 2 hours his big accomplishment was making a mail box and some stairs
I can't believe I successfully tricked schlatt into saying "uwu" with my card @ 39:42
still luv u bbygirl~
IM IRISH DANCING HELP
That's going into the sound effect pad
I still can’t believe someone uploaded this stream in Schlatt’s honor. It’s almost like he’s still with us. Soar high, king.
For those watching for the minecraft content. He starts building at exactly 1:00:00
😭
He timed it perfectly
the Wilbur villager 💀💀💀
I wonder what schlatt thinks of that whole situation. I’m still not 100% what happened anyways.
I never watched all that stuff because I’m not a obsessive 12 year old, so all that drama I have no investment in, but I just want to know, was there any evidence for that claim? Is it actually true? Or is it yet another case of someone on the internet accusing someone of a crime, usually with just their account, and when there is evidence it’s usually just text messages (which are easier to fake) and then everyone instantly believing them for some reason despite that the fact that just saying something is not evidence, the fact that people lying has happened before, and the fact that people will say “oh yea innocent until proven guilty” whenever something is confirmed false, only to then forget that the next time there are accusations. If you can’t tell I’m really fucking tired of this whole cycle, and I’m not believing claims anymore without substantial evidence.
@@silverfox4542the fact that u wrote all that proves ur invested in it and that ur no better than the “obsessive 12 year olds” that u claim to not be
@@usurysuspect826 That was a joke, I know not everyone who watched those Minecraft SMP’s, or SMP’s in general, are children or are all like that. I’m sorry if I made it sound that way. I don’t see how me expressing that I’m tired of people automatically believing any allegations and explaining what I mean makes me invested in this particular case though. Also, I unfortunately over write things a lot.
@@silverfox4542well you fall face first bud because they are true, there’s lots of evidence of Wilbur’s habits and people who used to be friends coming out about it. His response did no good deal for him and didn’t even try to discredit the accusations (she didn’t even mention his name ig people connected the dots), it’s safe to say that this is another example of not believing everything you see online, people are not who they seem and it looks like he even deceived the very people he was close with. The whole situation is very disappointing but at the same time not surprising, he always made his audience perceive him as this all accepting, wise, and emotionally intelligent person, I guess you can say it was “too good to be true”.
mika has his fucking e-kitten on the server thats crazy
😭😭😭😭😭😭 i was womndering who that was
whens epstein a member of sleep deprived
AntVenom is there
6:30 WHY DID YOU DO IT
Mika vs Schlatt as a bit never fails to ruin my day. SDP making a server ruined my life. Thanks.
BAHAHAHAH THE BIT WHERE HE SAW THE VILLAGER CALLED WILBER AND MADE THAT NOISE WAS VILE LMFAO
Foreshadowing, him saying they can play off stream- im waiting for the next episode to be a giant mansion in classic comedy minecrafter fashion
1:22:19 “That’s what they call rizz ladies and gentlemen” is so fucking funny
Schlatt should get a monopoly on paper by having his new world explorers find all of the sugar cane for miles, making it a very scarce resource that only schlatt has. Only selling it as paper or sugar so only he has access to the cane.
Oil up big guy
Yep, you're banned (joke, but seriously, are we gonna get down bad for jschlatt... he's already taken.)
@@ManChild42wait what?
taken by the game @@scotfraser9989
whuh?
@@ManChild42by the grind ofc!
I am immeasurably happy that Mr. Toasten is back.
So am I
And this time he can hear their screams 🎉
It’s really interesting to see “sponge” make a return to minecraft content
Hes spent all his money, and look where it brought him. Right back to Minecraft.
1:00:42 If anyone is wondering, Its MrToasten, he just goes in through alternative ways to the land, digs some holes, and bails in case Schlip Schlop returns
2:52:52 When schlatt actually starts sprinting you know schitts getting serious
my favorite part is how uninterested jawsh is, he's just doing his own thing, not focusing on content
Dude when he was just saying hotel mario before the lines happend was so funnyto me
It has been years since I have seen Antvenom, feels like it was only a few years ago he did 4 pillar survival with cavemanfilms
schlatt being in a murderous drunk rage was truly one of the moments of all time
Schlatt, genuinely please keep streaming and uploading these vods. I have really begun to love your sense of humor more and more and I can't wait to watch you as I go through high school.
The fact the nopeify wasn't on stage with the other Sleep Deprived members despite carrying this channel is an insult to us goonettes
He was in his truest form at the end
I'm also disappointed at the lack of Moist representation
@@littlekirby6 MOIST IS IN THE SDMP I JUST SAW HIM!! A victory for us moist lovers
@@DeathsWhistle praise be unto him
"shlarpt" opened his first sever back in '99
banned
He really used to serve.
@@toat_goodness gracious
And we all know what happened…
thank you for bringing back what smp live left behind
ive missed this feeling from mc content, even if it isnt 100% faithful to how it was before
Good thing mr toastin is in the bdsmp
2:57:50 this entire segment felt like a horror movie like everyone was trying to escape death but were being stupid about it and schlatt was just walking at a steady pace
i’m so proud of Mr. Toasten
2:25:20 Connor’s stimming matched with the music perfecly
Shlaticus : *sees villager named Wilber*, "euheu"
shladdy: "ooohh duckies", *proceeds to kill them without a second thought*
cliff and lynnette lore goes crazy
This is going in my edging folder 🥩🤛
45:20 the silence is deafening. Lmao. I cracked up
its got the vibes of a moderately evil crazycraft i love this
Ive kinda fallen off Jschlatt content since SMP Live ended (along with content from its other members) and I'm glad to see a few familiar faces, I think this is gonna be great time.
43:37 so many funny moments in a row😂
Very excited for this era of stream. Please do an eu friendly stream
he's not going to
Euros don't deserve that
@@Jiub_SN:(
Yesss i hope all the streams get vods!!
I haven't seen a minecraft video in years and its nice seeing captain and ant, loved minecraft hungergames
"Let's make a crafting table"
Best segue of all time
YES THANK YOU FOR THE VOD 🙏❤
I do enjoy that there are some people from when I was a lot younger in this server
Schlatt does play like an npc dude bro never touches the sprint button and it looks like he’s playing on an Xbox 360 controller dude
2:51:50 lol I love how that king-like music plays when CaptainSparklez joins.
love the end where schlatt reenacts the murder of caesar
“I HATE MAIL” subtle Eric Andre reference
Smile yall! We're in that one video essay in the future!!
Woo!
cheese!!
:D
Hello future people 💀
This is probably my favorite video you ever made! Please make more bro
i love ur vods scat! keep it up!!
I love that 1 hour and 15 minutes into the stream all he’s made is a dirt hut 😂
2:54:22 the intensity to kill a man with no motivation to kill you for the 4th time is wildly craxy
Poor mika, he deserved it for conspiring to kill Lord Schlumacher
I envy MrToasten’s existence dude, there is nobody as cool as that fellow roaming this earth with his big brain iq
MrToasten the best goonet in SDMP is back!!!!
So happy to have some vods i havent watched
"willing to trade sex" 😭😭
One of the greatest parts of this is that Jawsh is back on here. I'm actively so happy about that.
6:33 FUCK YEAH OLD SCHLATTS BACL BABY WOOOOOO
God dammit jeffery go away!!
Very interesting to see "Schlit" start up a new SMP. Can't wait to see how it ends up
Its only 1:35am and I still have an hour left in the video
I like how whenever sleep deprived server gets said, the captions change it to sleep the pride
1:00:00 seeing some familiar faces 😭😭😭