Schlatt Ranks Your DISGUSTING Cooking

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  • Опубликовано: 13 авг 2022
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  • @gumsgang1216
    @gumsgang1216 Год назад +4689

    TIMESTAMPS
    0:13 How to make Soup
    1:03 Dementia Hot Dog
    2:47 Very Human soup
    3:55 Microwave packaging
    4:25 Cilantro Lime Rice
    6:32 Turkey and Cheese Sandwich
    10:25 Single Dad Hotel Ramen
    11:54 Psychopath Chicken
    14:26 How to Cook Cereal ft. 9/11
    17:47 Schlatt makes some Blue
    20:16 Femboy Scrambled Eggs
    23:22 How to make Meth ft. Asuka
    25:28 What was he cooking? Ft. Nagasaki
    27:22 Making Rammy
    33:13 Brazilian Eggs
    34:07 Planktons Vegetable Stew
    39:04 Dinner is Served
    41:36 Chinese Food
    42:44 Egg ft. Free Signs
    44:28 Chum Bucket
    46:46 World's most Crispy Fries
    47:52 Gamergumps Cake ft. 9/11
    49:03 Bill Clinton Cooking
    50:53 Chef Samsons Roaches
    53:22 Big Macs
    55:41 Lasagna ft. Black Tar Heroin
    1:00:01 Markiplier Fruit Salad
    1:02:19 How to Cook Fish Ft. Meth
    1:08:14 Steak ft. Joe Biden
    1:10:41 How to make Blue
    1:13:15 Southern Ribs
    1:17:26 How to open Tuna Can
    1:18:30 Ice Cream in a Bag Ft. Weezer and 9/11
    1:20:54 Drink Vanilla Extract
    1:23:52 Crystal Meth and Schlatt Meditation
    1:26:10 Sunflower Seeds
    1:27:26 Blowjob Shot
    1:28:48 Jahnun
    1:30:06 Schlatt Cake
    1:32:12 Cosmic Brownie Butes
    1:32:33 Frootaye
    1:33:57 Cheese Toasty ft. Mr Hands
    1:36:25 Straight from the Source
    1:37:13 Hot Dogs ft. 9/11
    1:41:54 PBJ Sandwich
    1:46:19 Peanut Butter Cookies (actual good post)
    1:47:56 Meatloaf.jpeg
    1:48:12 How to make cook chicken in minecraft
    1:50:34 Crossaint
    1:52:37 Cooking Mug Brownie
    1:54:04 Kittens
    1:56:32 Nut Cookies
    1:59:48 A Burning Hill
    2:00:10 Ramen.mp4
    2:03:01 Ramen again Ft. 9/11
    2:04:17 Rice Krispie Treats Ft. 9/11
    2:07:08 Return to Ramen Kid
    2:07:20 3 Sandwiches
    2:10:07 Schlatt Makes Spaghetti
    2:12:11 Schlake
    2:12:49 “This is a compilation of everything that pisses me off”
    2:16:34 Egg ft. Jerma
    2:18:20 Schlanket Returns
    2:19:06 Mens Cake Ft. Weezer
    2:21:05 The Tragedy
    2:21:20 Pickle Returns
    2:23:26 Tummy Ache Elixir
    2:26:01 Very Human Bicycle
    2:26:47 French Food
    2:28:56 Schlrambled Schleggs Ft. Weezer
    2:30:02 Omelette
    2:31:11 Will It Barbeque
    2:31:51 How to Make CIA Method Black Powder
    2:32:04 Beans

    • @gumsgang1216
      @gumsgang1216 Год назад

      This stream is proof that Schlatt is single-handedly raising the next generation of psychopaths

    • @sivander8740
      @sivander8740 Год назад +114

      Oh thank you fuck yeah

    • @skimsh
      @skimsh Год назад +30

      Thansk

    • @silverrey7379
      @silverrey7379 Год назад +70

      Just for your information, Jahnun (1:28:48) isn't a pastry.
      It's basically a ton of oil/butter on a dough that's been baked in the oven/shabat plate for a ton of hours.
      Kinda looks like a brown rectangular sausage

    • @ziplocbag4303
      @ziplocbag4303 Год назад +65

      Correction, the black tar heroin was also just a CIA black powder video, the same one actually. (Don’t recommend CIA method, using alcohol as a binder is inefficient, messy, and produces poor powder due to improper charcoal and sulfur integration, if you have to use a liquid method use something with less water content. If you’re on a budget I’d recommend making yourself a ball mill or buying a rock tumbler and using the normal method, or combining the 2)

  • @Exothermic_Killer
    @Exothermic_Killer Год назад +7537

    "You people are one bad day away from becoming serial killers"
    The man knows his fanbase

    • @no-lifenoah7861
      @no-lifenoah7861 Год назад

      the man's a serial killer himself

    • @meatsauce12
      @meatsauce12 Год назад +101

      I had a pretty shit day yesterday tbh

    • @Terracylle
      @Terracylle Год назад +118

      we already are serial killers he doesn't know us at all

    • @TheSexiestGoblin
      @TheSexiestGoblin Год назад +110

      I've had a FEW bad days at work recently.
      In totally unrelated news 2 people went missing in my county recently

    • @Thomas_Angelo
      @Thomas_Angelo Год назад

      I literally have like 32 kids in my basement. Just one more twitter argument and I'll kill one of them.

  • @Dovahkiin106
    @Dovahkiin106 Год назад +3427

    The funniest part isn’t how many people sent in tutorials on how to make drugs, but that the mods absolutely knew what they were doing when they added them to the drive🤣

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Год назад +74

      They won't be mods for long if they do it next time

    • @Dovahkiin106
      @Dovahkiin106 Год назад +245

      @@jstar3382 they won’t be alive for long if they do it again. He’ll show them first hand what he did in 1999🤣.

    • @Ye-jii
      @Ye-jii Год назад +38

      @@Dovahkiin106 The good old days of 1999 😆

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy Год назад +19

      mods be wildin

    • @un-kyejohn2968
      @un-kyejohn2968 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Ye-jiiTruly a horrible day to start off

  • @lilysetlak9459
    @lilysetlak9459 Год назад +753

    I love the idea of Schlatt being like the most unhinged RUclipsr but then he’s just like “I give my cat hugs all the time”

  • @liHellBoyil
    @liHellBoyil Год назад +184

    You have to admit that most of them have a great way of making the atmosphere so scary and just that raw fear they’re portraying in these small clips.

  • @TropicDaKid
    @TropicDaKid Год назад +6104

    Schlug the type of guy to give homeless people bubblegum so they can chew something and still be hungry.

  • @leira4622
    @leira4622 Год назад +1470

    No Jschlatt reacts vod is complete without:
    - “Free” street signs
    - Weezer
    - september 11th, 2001
    - meth
    - the Schlanket
    - Rammy
    - very human

  • @BlueLizardKing
    @BlueLizardKing Год назад +160

    "I feel like I'm in The Shining for poor people" Marriot Ramen Dad is hilarious

    • @HeyItsPM
      @HeyItsPM 7 месяцев назад +6

      ik this is a yr old but fr he is. still sad that schlatt skipped the last 23secs of that vid

  • @zeksplaylists5087
    @zeksplaylists5087 Год назад +64

    That kid with the clay actually had some crazy good talent

  • @garrettgoss2691
    @garrettgoss2691 Год назад +9507

    The fact shlatt has to put his foot down on the meth making jokes is astounding

  • @Geode_Potential
    @Geode_Potential Год назад +3763

    I've considered doing one of these video submission things for fun but I don't think im cursed enough to qualify in this fandom.

    • @captaintoast4675
      @captaintoast4675 Год назад +149

      Same here I could not think of anything for the submissions lol

    • @BigBrainGamer58
      @BigBrainGamer58 Год назад +222

      Fill a pan with water. Put a cheese stick and red food coloring in. Drink it.

    • @ArtTemmies
      @ArtTemmies Год назад

      just chomp an onion, that should make you unhinged enough

    • @jatbird855
      @jatbird855 Год назад

      Just do some acid and you'll be good

    • @CibuYT
      @CibuYT Год назад +163

      if you posted a normal submission it would make things better yknow, he deserves a break from time to time

  • @KYCDK
    @KYCDK 9 месяцев назад +41

    1:33:54 this is kinda awkward cause it was so perfectly timed and the responses were so good, I forgot he was watching a video and they were both in a call talking to each other, so the silence is just weird

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 Год назад +49

    I love how quickly He went from anger at receiving ingredients for Black Tar Heroin, to angrily threatening the life and safety of a viewer seeking revenge.

  • @allanrincon7200
    @allanrincon7200 Год назад +3260

    How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? Your fanbase is unhinged, and if you ask them for any custom content they WILL drive you crazy!

  • @TheFuzzyOcelot
    @TheFuzzyOcelot Год назад +867

    sand cave guy has to be my favorite submission because that guy either went through the effort of filling this cave with furniture and bottles just for a 2 minute jschlatt submission or he genuinely had the cave set up for something else beforehand

    • @enzoarweq4525
      @enzoarweq4525 Год назад +69

      I think it's the latter cuz it looks so used and "lived in" if that makes sense

    • @joekerr5418
      @joekerr5418 Год назад +38

      I think I saw a dead person's scalp at some point

    • @R3pliC0py
      @R3pliC0py Год назад +24

      @@joekerr5418 s n a c k

    • @elenacoxon2456
      @elenacoxon2456 Год назад +10

      I'm thinking military man?

    • @ajpgofacoconut6191
      @ajpgofacoconut6191 5 месяцев назад

      at the end he's sing undone by Wheezer he's my favorite too

  • @Tarnished-bn5gq
    @Tarnished-bn5gq Год назад +43

    You know a Vod is off to a great start when the first video is a dementia hotdog.

  • @redflareyt6951
    @redflareyt6951 Год назад +100

    11:54 shlaty daddy hit me so hard i let out a mix of a goblin getting shot, a witch, and a minigun all at once and then started choking on air

  • @sereapple
    @sereapple Год назад +1329

    I bet “Schlatt” knows how to cook. He’ll definitely cook up some events from ‘99.

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 Год назад +16

      Jambo we need to cook the methe jambo.

    • @-.-6900
      @-.-6900 Год назад +6

      Just like how he cooked the women

  • @A-Living-Potato
    @A-Living-Potato Год назад +2666

    “Schlatt” really has some audacity for reviewing other peoples food, especially after what his cooking did to those people in 2001

    • @huckabro8030
      @huckabro8030 Год назад +95

      He has no remorse for his terrible actions ✈️

    • @walken2702
      @walken2702 Год назад +120

      what's the deal with airline food? 😳

    • @OrcaIguana
      @OrcaIguana Год назад +36

      To be fair food tastes worse in low moisture and low pressure environments like a cockpit

    • @TheDeadestOfMemes
      @TheDeadestOfMemes Год назад

      @@OrcaIguana Cockpit you say?

    • @howdidwegethere8105
      @howdidwegethere8105 Год назад

      Schlood

  • @lilythrrose
    @lilythrrose Год назад +49

    so glad that "William Schlattner" is sharing these recipes with us like he shared the end of his bat with that family back in '99

    • @RealHampter
      @RealHampter 5 месяцев назад

      didn't he play "Schlapptain Schlirk" on "Schlar Schrek?"

  • @dragon_heart_born98
    @dragon_heart_born98 Год назад +19

    During the cilantro line rice one, chat was just yelling at them to wash the damn rice, and I agree

  • @artimoe8885
    @artimoe8885 Год назад +797

    I love how we see him do the vod intros live n’ half-assed to the point where he just re-does the whole thing after the stream. Very human👏

    • @YNEA.
      @YNEA. Год назад +12

      Does he take PayPal?

    • @H.A.R.Y
      @H.A.R.Y Год назад +5

      Help

    • @R3pliC0py
      @R3pliC0py Год назад

      @@H.A.R.Y no L

  • @ch5rry240
    @ch5rry240 Год назад +896

    I can’t believe “schlitoris” would dislike receiving meth recipes

    • @DarkFox6816
      @DarkFox6816 Год назад +3

      Yeah

    • @spacecat77
      @spacecat77 Год назад

      jslutt

    • @cassandracarlton400
      @cassandracarlton400 Год назад +26

      He probably finds it patronizing, like they think he doesn’t already know how to make it himself

    • @d3m0n4dayz
      @d3m0n4dayz Год назад +10

      He doesn't dislike receiving them it is RUclips suppressing it from the dear viewers

    • @R3pliC0py
      @R3pliC0py Год назад +4

      @@d3m0n4dayz that must mean he likes them. How does he know that they are real recipes?

  • @MastaBroshiX
    @MastaBroshiX Год назад +15

    35:00 it sounds like swagger souls doing a plankton impersonation

  • @c0rrupt3dn0va
    @c0rrupt3dn0va 7 месяцев назад +8

    watching this while making cupcakes suddenly makes me way more confident of my baking and cooking skills

  • @sneakysquid6195
    @sneakysquid6195 Год назад +454

    Glad that "Shchlattalungalingus" is back and cooking up a new video on the vods channel.

  • @erkanduran9595
    @erkanduran9595 Год назад +260

    I never EVER imagined even in my wildest dreams a grown ass adult yelling at the camera saying not to send him videos on how to make meth... What a time we live in.

  • @flamoof7255
    @flamoof7255 Год назад +9

    3:59 ….. I REMEMBER WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY PUT POPTARTS IN THE MICROWAVE STILL WITH THE PACKAGING ON- I just had a terrible flashback man that scared the crap out of me when that happened and I immediately opened the microwave…….

  • @raidenzxo9328
    @raidenzxo9328 Год назад +8

    Gotta love how Memenvious didn't even make a fruit salad, he just threw a bunch of fruit into a bowl 😂

  • @drowsystag46yearsago5
    @drowsystag46yearsago5 Год назад +769

    Schlatt, with all due respect, the kid you claimed "Looks like he's from Nickelodeon", looks just like you a few years ago before the chops grew in

    • @neurosect1983
      @neurosect1983 Год назад +62

      big time rush schlatt

    • @bloodscreen
      @bloodscreen Год назад +35

      @@neurosect1983 big time rush "schlatt"

    • @cap6022
      @cap6022 Год назад +12

      @@bloodscreen "big time rush "schlatt" "

    • @lavgemini8544
      @lavgemini8544 Год назад +5

      @@cap6022 " "big time rush "schlatt" " "

    • @patrickrodrigue59
      @patrickrodrigue59 Год назад +2

      ​@@lavgemini8544 " " "Big time rush "Schlatt" " " "

  • @wormicide3651
    @wormicide3651 Год назад +641

    I'm so glad I didn't miss this stream, so glad I didn't oversleep and miss the whole stream

    • @Tyranicalroomba
      @Tyranicalroomba Год назад +92

      I have a feeling you overslept and missed the whole stream.

    • @wormicide3651
      @wormicide3651 Год назад +46

      @@Tyranicalroomba what? Noooo, surely not

    • @Tyranicalroomba
      @Tyranicalroomba Год назад +23

      @@wormicide3651 idk man...I think you might of 🤨🤨🤨

    • @josepheffenrogan
      @josepheffenrogan Год назад +19

      I believe somebody named Wormicide overslept and missed the whole stream

    • @Tyranicalroomba
      @Tyranicalroomba Год назад +19

      @@josepheffenrogan idk...I think they woke up right on time and watched it from begining to end.

  • @jellysolomar2941
    @jellysolomar2941 Год назад +7

    jshlatt didnt say anything about 15:48 he didnt notice he flashed his dogs for a split second

  • @roofedslav2383
    @roofedslav2383 Год назад +7

    36:22 "he was asked how to grow a mustache" well just don't shave simple

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Год назад +348

    Someone needs to make a compilation of all the variations of names Schlatt has been called

  • @climbingsum34_7
    @climbingsum34_7 Год назад +810

    Great to see “Shlatt” going back to cooking after absolutely cooking that guy back in the 90s

  • @CrestToothpaste
    @CrestToothpaste Год назад +7

    19:35 I ordered 2 Technoblade plushies for me and my girlfriend and then she broke up with me. They arrived a few months later and I just kept them both.

    • @Artdoge
      @Artdoge 6 месяцев назад +1

      Bro this is to your ex:
      Womp womp b!ch

  • @cronnnnnnn
    @cronnnnnnn Год назад +5

    20:56 there is a lot of weapons on that couch my god bro

  • @keiras3
    @keiras3 Год назад +135

    I’m surprised to see “Schlatt” judging other people’s cooking when he himself caused the culinary disaster of ‘98, before the tragedy.

    • @KeeboReebo
      @KeeboReebo Год назад +1

      It was 1999 not 98

    • @keiras3
      @keiras3 Год назад +20

      @@KeeboReebo that’s a common misconception considering the catastrophic events that occurred in ‘99

  • @thebee-fn7rv
    @thebee-fn7rv Год назад +5

    25:15 the moment he realized that he was arguing with idiots

  • @Boxygirl96
    @Boxygirl96 10 месяцев назад +4

    Wish I’d been there for this one, I’ve got a rather nasty personal favorite I could have shared too
    White rice with canned tuna and ranch
    Rice gets cooked in the rice cooker
    Cooked rice gets mixed with 1-2 cans of chopped tuna (depending on how many helpings I’m preparing)
    Then after thoroughly mixing the rice and tuna I proceed to portion it out into multiple Tupperware containers
    After which they’re refrigerated and then over the course of the next day or so are consumed one at a time, the rice/tuna mix heated in the microwave and then saturated with a decent serving of fresh out of the fridge ranch mixed inside, to complement the tuna and keep the rice from being too dry
    According to public perception:
    Rice + tuna = ✅
    Tuna + ranch = ✅
    Rice + ranch + tuna = ❌

  • @TropicDaKid
    @TropicDaKid Год назад +213

    Watching schlatt dive further into insanity is delaying my own

    • @blueh4t880
      @blueh4t880 Год назад +18

      We live in a schlociety

    • @outdatedmemes5136
      @outdatedmemes5136 Год назад +3

      "Schlatt"*

    • @hhjpegg
      @hhjpegg 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@blueh4t880 truer words have never been schlaid

    • @R3pliC0py
      @R3pliC0py 5 месяцев назад

      @@hhjpeggschluer schlords schlave schlever schleen said

  • @filtratedmars6711
    @filtratedmars6711 Год назад +133

    Schlatt when he sees a cat: awwww
    Schlatt when he sees a child: this is f*cking disgusting

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 Год назад +7

      Cause he has good taste

    • @Usual_User
      @Usual_User Год назад +5

      @@alpha_9997 but children tastes better

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 Год назад +7

      @@Usual_User but they look horrendous

    • @zuniamos
      @zuniamos 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Usual_Usertoo salty

  • @karablues
    @karablues Год назад +8

    12:00 is my favourite part

  • @janoshvondach5866
    @janoshvondach5866 11 месяцев назад +5

    43:43 "a blowtoach?!" this accent man... i cant😂😂

  • @probablyjoe_
    @probablyjoe_ Год назад +157

    "Schlatt's" maniacal laugh makes me get up in the morning. I can only aspire to be that evil.

  • @rekto5781
    @rekto5781 Год назад +213

    I swear to god schlatts fanbase are either comedic geniuses or clinically insane

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 Год назад +13

      Probably a bit of both.

    • @moss6983
      @moss6983 Год назад +6

      I don't have clinical insanity
      Just clinical depression

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 Год назад +6

      Why did you say the same thing twice?

    • @TheGodOfKults
      @TheGodOfKults Год назад +3

      It's both we're very fucked up here

    • @RosieSkys
      @RosieSkys Год назад +1

      And*

  • @Zane_drawz
    @Zane_drawz Год назад +6

    16:12 I ate my cereal with a fork today

  • @fredbeardelamater
    @fredbeardelamater Год назад +7

    1:06:55 well, to be fair, you did tell them to cook

  • @Greg_The_Gregful
    @Greg_The_Gregful Год назад +86

    Schlitoris the kind of guy who donates money to a homeless person before stealing everything they have.

    • @l1z4rd67
      @l1z4rd67 Год назад +4

      Schulva is definitely the type of guy to do that

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 Год назад +4

      Schenis is definitely the type of guy to do that

    • @GGTara
      @GGTara Год назад

      Schrectum would totally do that

  • @foopity9160
    @foopity9160 Год назад +87

    1:32:56 the closest thing schlatt has had to a conversation in years

  • @artificialUser
    @artificialUser Год назад +4

    perfect day im sick and alone at home its raining and im watching jschlatt, this isnt sarcasm, nothing could be better, thank you Schlatt

  • @tonymalone7476
    @tonymalone7476 Год назад +4

    The way the videos that get sent in have lore in them is amazing

  • @Cup_70
    @Cup_70 Год назад +222

    This fresh take on reacting by actually creating or at least contributing to the accumulation of content is much needed. Probably feels great to do as it's content created for you specifically. Keep it up hung harry.

    • @pablitim8930
      @pablitim8930 Год назад +4

      This is not a fresh take pewds jack and many other people have done this

    • @justsomeeggsinapot1784
      @justsomeeggsinapot1784 Год назад +15

      @@pablitim8930 you mean reacting to memes? Not quite the same my man

  • @Mustache_Pig
    @Mustache_Pig Год назад +172

    Isn't it funny how in the span of 2 years schlatt has made 3 companies, yet fails to produce more than 2 big guy hats.

  • @calebsnell8735
    @calebsnell8735 Год назад +5

    20:38 I JUST SAW MY FRIENDS TWITCH USERNAME SAYING CLICK THE VIDEO

  • @somestarman892
    @somestarman892 10 месяцев назад +5

    Dinner is served. 39:04

  • @broeatthisbean
    @broeatthisbean Год назад +97

    I’d like to take a moment to thank the person in chat that said schlive mind whem big guy was talking about the meth neural network

  • @TheSexiestGoblin
    @TheSexiestGoblin Год назад +79

    How to actually make soup:
    Add mountain dew (it's the broth)
    Add 3 cans Copenhagen long cut dip
    Add 2 pounds chopped monkey meat
    Serve in a Metallica ball-cap

    • @moukzu_
      @moukzu_ Год назад

      id die

    • @Toby-ue6kd
      @Toby-ue6kd Год назад +1

      Damn you either gonna have to travel or order shit from around the entire world to make one orange tabby without a single thought behind his eyes.

  • @fizzythealien
    @fizzythealien 4 месяца назад +1

    I love when “schlatt” “ranks” our “cooking”

  • @TheBucketDealer
    @TheBucketDealer 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Feed my starving children headass meal" got me clutching my sides.

  • @steelmanmc
    @steelmanmc Год назад +53

    Can't wait for this video to not be taken down because of all the people definitely not submitting instructions on how to make illicit substances

  • @fugumeister7563
    @fugumeister7563 Год назад +102

    "Schlatt" is really becoming my comfort streamer with these wholesome and heartfelt streams!

  • @TheBoingo445
    @TheBoingo445 Год назад +3

    11:55 I was told to watch this segment, and I was not expecting to see my friend on this video. Its been 5 months and I never noticed

    • @bitchassmcgrass
      @bitchassmcgrass Год назад

      I'm outside your house.

    • @Artdoge
      @Artdoge 6 месяцев назад

      Your friend is famous
      :]

    • @TheBoingo445
      @TheBoingo445 6 месяцев назад

      @@Artdoge hell yeah he is. He's Bitchass Mcgrass on RUclips

  • @TheHoustonDivide
    @TheHoustonDivide Год назад +7

    why’d it cut at 51:00

  • @AsexualSkeleton
    @AsexualSkeleton Год назад +26

    Can't wait for next week when he does "reviewing your DISGUSTING search history"

  • @BravelyAgnes
    @BravelyAgnes Год назад +83

    I was really curious to see where Schlatt would go with the “My Viewers” content but this was a really good next step that I didn’t expect

  • @St4rrySk1
    @St4rrySk1 10 месяцев назад +2

    I love how accurately Schlatt ranked these TikToks

  • @mars.1733
    @mars.1733 Год назад +3

    1:40 infinitely dense hotdog

  • @ian1551
    @ian1551 Год назад +48

    1:07:15 its your own fault for not specifying what type of "cooking" we had to do

  • @Qur_
    @Qur_ Год назад +193

    I like watching Schlatt judge cooking knowing damn well that he hires a private chef

  • @furiousstudios4438
    @furiousstudios4438 11 месяцев назад +3

    2:25:46 most stable frenchman

  • @raefaldo3964
    @raefaldo3964 Год назад +3

    18:32 alot of guns in the back

  • @moldomre4838
    @moldomre4838 Год назад +124

    I've been really stressed about starting college and this is helping distract my mind from it. Thanks Big Guy, you help a lot more than you may realize.

    • @BigBrainGamer58
      @BigBrainGamer58 Год назад

      You gonna cook some of this?

    • @SDMiDnItE
      @SDMiDnItE Год назад +1

      me too, then i felt fear as all these walter whites started trying to get his channel banned

    • @Rhythmloid
      @Rhythmloid Год назад +4

      I’ve been stressed about college too, I might not have a dorm in time but it’s nice to have a distraction on how to make (meth) ramen noodles

    • @mydrillasanjay5397
      @mydrillasanjay5397 Год назад

      Just don't be stressed

    • @christy1819
      @christy1819 Год назад +4

      Hey friend! College can be stressful if you’re going for the first time, but just remember that A: it’s a LOT better than high school, B: places like Aldi’s and Lidl are your friend if you’re buying your own food, and C: everyone changes their major at least once, and it won’t ruin your degree if you need to do it. You got this! 👏

  • @ariahoney822
    @ariahoney822 Год назад +47

    I love when you can see him think to himself "Is this really how I'm spending my time on this Earth? This is my career?"

  • @adamtgm2405
    @adamtgm2405 10 месяцев назад +3

    22:20 This is Aztrosist’s normal day to day life

  • @Pawnz
    @Pawnz Год назад +2

    29:00 someone thats not a professional telling someone professional what to do is very ironic💀

  • @netapel2625
    @netapel2625 Год назад +59

    I'm so proud of that one guy that kept asking for a Big Guy hat for finally being given his hat.
    A real Rocky Balboa moment

  • @hellotherehru4309
    @hellotherehru4309 Год назад +130

    Truly disgusting, that some “chefs” would do this.

  • @ghostinng274
    @ghostinng274 7 месяцев назад +2

    Whoever made the clay rammy did a really good job 👍 oh yeah and thanks for all the various narcotics tutorials too

  • @myuou2302
    @myuou2302 Год назад +4

    At 17:07 he lost the No Nut November in August.

  • @Cyb3r4ngel06
    @Cyb3r4ngel06 Год назад +43

    I just love how he has a soft spot for cats

    • @thesaje4453
      @thesaje4453 Год назад +6

      Once you own one cat , your opinion on every cat that exists is positive

    • @Cyb3r4ngel06
      @Cyb3r4ngel06 Год назад +2

      @@thesaje4453 i agree

  • @chicken8597
    @chicken8597 Год назад +18

    I swear he’s like a father explaining to a child on why we shouldn’t post meth memes

  • @MistyDreams2
    @MistyDreams2 Год назад +2

    33:30 is the most average day in the netherlands

  • @InsertPantsHere
    @InsertPantsHere Год назад +4

    How has nobody mentioned the great Markiplier impression that one guy did? That shit was almost flawless lmao

  • @oakachiever
    @oakachiever Год назад +33

    I love all the new content "Schlatt" has been making recently. This really reminded me of what he did to all those people back in '94. Keep up the great work!

    • @Tacos113
      @Tacos113 Год назад

      I thought it was 99?😭

  • @bugorchard
    @bugorchard Год назад +30

    I'm watching this while cooking my dinner and it's making me feel like a competent cook

  • @S1LLYEST
    @S1LLYEST Год назад +4

    16:00 i thought everyone did this.

  • @alexello1189
    @alexello1189 Год назад +3

    14:20 i used to have 3 of those caps guns growing up. Triggers were shit and broke east so you would just pull the hammer to fire them

  • @inf8nite_101
    @inf8nite_101 Год назад +19

    I guess we have our 3 schlatt running jokes: 9/11, "but its free," and now me- i mean colorful crystals
    Oh and i forgot wheezer

  • @anttadpole1533
    @anttadpole1533 Год назад +4

    2:04:58 bro the ways he said "rice crispy twin towers" ☠️💀

  • @Farttard
    @Farttard Год назад +2

    38:37 don't eat that, its from the chum bucket

  • @Oxinous_
    @Oxinous_ Год назад +4

    17:21 mikeoxsmol20: "I hate it here"

    • @jayailein
      @jayailein 5 месяцев назад

      Bro was just done

  • @kopjevla
    @kopjevla Год назад +12

    the fact that he just wanted to rate some cooking and ended up with having to sit through his fans being on the verge of becoming serial killers is something i don't think i'll be able to find anywhere else

  • @StarWarsNerd1465
    @StarWarsNerd1465 Год назад +20

    Where the fuck is jambo, i want a VOD entirely featuring soup. I expect this VOD in 3-4 business days.

  • @ZWZ5768
    @ZWZ5768 Год назад +2

    1:12:21 as someone who lives and has always lived in Tennessee I loved and under stood every bit of the video

  • @rcreccomendationsforpeople3906
    @rcreccomendationsforpeople3906 Год назад +38

    i think this is one of your best streams, almost makes up for that oopsie woopsie you made on september eleventh 2001, schlatt.

  • @bombdotcom2168
    @bombdotcom2168 Год назад +62

    This was a funny stream. Also, the song in the eternal hot dog one is about/inspired by the mind of someone with dementia so the fact that it just keeps repeating makes it funnier to me

    • @BigBrainGamer58
      @BigBrainGamer58 Год назад +3

      I forgor

    • @churchyct8118
      @churchyct8118 Год назад +1

      What is the name of the song?

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 Год назад +1

      @@churchyct8118 The Caretaker - It's just a burning memory

    • @deutschekanadische
      @deutschekanadische Год назад +1

      The song is: Just a burning memory
      The song is: Just a burning memory
      The song is: Just a burning memory

  • @nightlights4616
    @nightlights4616 Год назад +3

    I accidentally ate a p/o/t brownie while watching one of your streams and your stream made me very happy while I learnt why they called it high :) (Also btw it was my first time ever with a d/r/u/g in my life)

  • @Green_Bean_Machine
    @Green_Bean_Machine Год назад +5

    20:43 im almost certain this is a boy

  • @gagesanti
    @gagesanti Год назад +79

    4:30 Watched this live and I legitimately screamed “WASH THE RICE HOLY SHIT”, even the chat there’s more people screaming 🥲

    • @INeedToSeeYourBalls1945
      @INeedToSeeYourBalls1945 Год назад +7

      Nah, gotta keep the flavor

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 Год назад +11

      Starch enjoyers rise up

    • @shmolkat657
      @shmolkat657 Год назад +1

      I could hear my ancestors crying

    • @urnoob5528
      @urnoob5528 Год назад

      @@INeedToSeeYourBalls1945 no

    • @Giblet12
      @Giblet12 Год назад +1

      Bruh you don’t need to wash rice in the US lol. Unless your buying some dirty ass rice or buying it in bulk.