SUP! I created the vid at 1:49:35 The typewriter is real, but as soon as the camera pans around, it switches to a 3D replica of my room. The hand pointing at the desk is greenscreened, and the thing breaking through the wall is Mr. Shredz from destructive solutions.
Hey! Ken (my guinea pig) is still alive and happy as ever. My parents have him at home and I go home every weekend! My dorm does not allow pets unless they are ESAs :)
My favorite part has got to be whenever Schlatt sees that a woman submitted a video, then he and his chat start shouting "WOMAN" like Animal from the Muppets
I'm proud to have watched the whole vod! Here's the timestamps so far: 0:37: Parasocial woman [Recurring character from Bedrooms pt. 1] 4:04: Femboy room 6:20: Skeletons in his closet 7:47: Third-world gamer 10:24: Animated immortal snail fight 12:01: "This dude gets pussy" 13:41: Woman turns into Schlatt 16:34: Amazing skit in college 18:45: Lego fan (Lego box discourse) 20:21: Businessman with anger problems [Speedrun #1] 22:43: Old-fashioned room [Blow my load #1] 24:05: Flood 25:11: Flood #2 25:41: Crazy artistic woman 28:40: JohnFreedom Update 30:33: *heavy accent* "You ask for room, I have room" 31:54: Train fan (Schlatt doppelganger) 34:52: "This toilet is for display only." 39:51: MCYT fan 40:17: "I hate when my fans send in their balls on the videos" 41:50: Tank controled by a Star Wars fan 44:58: Welcomed at birth by the USAF Brigadier General 49:38: Destitute except for on the keyboard 51:05: Girl coomer 53:21: Is this guy a fan of every #1 company 57:25: TF2 by the stove 1:00:01: Catboy Schlatt fan 1:00:45: Freddy Fazbear ゴゴゴゴ 1:01:19: Flex (Schlatt gives interior design advice) 1:04:05: Average Canadian under Trudeau [Schlatt gives important "My Way" announcement] 1:05:54: Average GD player's chair *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *Congrats traveler! You have made it halfway through the VOD! Here is:* *1:08:41** INTERMISSION 1 ft. lil rascal* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* 1:10:52: Crazy person living in absolute affluence (song artist) 1:12:49: Lore (muted audio bc copyright) 1:14:20: "Clean, minimalist, Marie Kondo room" 1:15:53: Dogs fighting (Fan is same as Schlatt's) 1:18:00: Gaming setup in the car 1:19:07: Funko Pop hell 1:24:53: Lives in a storage unit [Blow my load #2] 1:30:06: Chode lightsaber [Oscilloscope #1] [WIP: ~17 minutes uncommented] 1:47:06: PinoPrime's Spanish room tour [3D GANG] 1:49:34: PixelswithaZ is run over by his Schlark Tank invention [3D GANG] 2:00:28: Submitter gets SWATed 2:01:21: Godzilla fan 2:02:20: Minecraft bee! (skipped unfortunately) 2:02:30: Most ripped chair ever 2:04:59: Terrorist child 2:06:25: 9/11 (skipped) 2:06:38: Lmanberg flag jumpscare (skipped) 2:06:58: Jschlatt Simulator for PS3 (Arcade room) 2:08:30: Stole an SD card from the homeless 2:09:39: Hippie room 2:10:15: Uncomfortable room 2:11:15: Purple-blue room (Schlatt gives advice on galaxy lights) 2:12:17: Sleep Deprived fangirl 2:13:20: New Schlatt slur [WIP: ~5 minutes uncommented] 2:18:30: Scoobert Doo van [Blow my load #3] 2:21:40: Ethically-sourced free signs 2:22:55: DrDerpGamer bait-and-switch [Recurring character from Schlark Tank] [WIP: ~31 minutes uncommented] 2:48:48: Guy who doxxed Schlatt [Recurring character from Schlark Tank] 2:53:58: Stalker guy 2:54:55: Mousetraps himself and doesn't take it off 2:56:05: Motorcycle leaking oil on floor 2:57:40: Coziest college dorm 2:58:15: Feet jumpscare 2:59:17: "This looks like a set" 3:00:41: Coolest room [Oscilloscope #2] 3:02:34: Minimalist 3:03:33: "Normal" room isn't even normal 3:03:59: Is that pose even comfortable? [Blow my load #4] 3:04:34: Femboy ("Jschlatt ♥ femboys!") 3:06:32: Queen Liz in the woods 3:06:58: Overplayed galaxy lights 3:07:22: Under Gibby is where the magic happens 3:08:13: Gobby room tour 3:10:45: "This is my catsona" 3:11:26: Garfield jumpscare 3:11:27: Bro has three vaults 3:13:00: Lots of handheld devices 3:13:54: Tiny door of unknown destination 3:15:11: Schlummy ("I also don't have three feet, I have five" ~Jschlatt, 2024) 3:16:06: Texan with an average number of skull mounts 3:17:24: "Did you file your taxes?"/Cool Portal stuff 3:17:42: Visually pleasing room 3:17:52: "Did you file your taxes?"/Cool Portal stuff 3:18:38: Bro lives in a log cabin 3:20:01: Femboy with guns 3:21:16: Calming room 3:21:26: Garfield (personally I really like this room) 3:22:43: Cute 19-year-old Canadian boy looking for a sugar daddy with mutton chops 3:24:39: 3d printers, Legso, lightsabers (when you skip too far in a video) 3:25:34: Police interrogation bedroom (Bluey discourse) 3:28:11: Sweet release
HI SCHLATT! alleged "crazy person" and DEFINITELY NOT a fan of garfield here. my room submission was the one at 3:10:44. you should've watched the whole thing. BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T!!! i will be cursing you and your bloodline for all eternity this next full moon. i know where you live, schlatt. and i'm watching. i'm lurking. always. just remember that.
@@snomel7276 BAHAHADSLSD I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD SEE THAT💀💀 not me editing the comment 10billion times because i needed the perfect sentence format lmfaooooo
Already know I'm talking to a wall, and an adult in a chat full of teens, but Jacob, genuinely, do what makes you happy. Screw the algorithm and what gets the views. You're blessed enough to have the money to take the risk and you have more than enough fans to follow you through. Happiness can't always come before finances, but it can for those who're financially stable, assuming you are. Even with the monkey statue(s).
Well said honestly, I completely agree. There’s so much more pleasure in actually creating stuff that you’re passionate about and have a desire to create rather than only focusing on the algorithm aspect. Hope we get to see Schlatt expand into doing more stuff he really loves, I think he already has somewhat on some of his other channels. True fans of his will stick around for it.
12:02 Hey look, its me. I did the whole thing in one take, and it was way longer than a minute so I had to do some terrible choppy editing to get it to fit. Just so y'all know, the water bottle pile has gotten to be like at least twice the size since I filmed the video a couple months ago. Even still it pales in comparison to the pile I managed to build in my last apartment. I live in Utah, where there is no tax on water bottles, but I took all my bottles to California and sold them for the 10 cent CRV. Essentially, I committed fraud and stole money from the California state government (based). Also, the compliment on my looks is a big deal coming from a gay guy like you Schlatt. Oh yeah, and to the one guy in the chat who wanted me to cut the banana; I did actually but I had to cut it out for time lol.
Okay as a person who sits on their ass all day gaming and writing code, I must speak up about the racer chair hate. The problem isn't the design of the chair itself, it's that too many people get the cheapest, shittiest, undersized ones on the market. If you have trouble turning your body while seated, or the back rest doesn't reach the top of your fucking head, you're using a chair made for a small child. That being said, they're not inherently any better than regular office chairs. It's just personal preference. And racer chairs generally are more expensive, especially for a quality one. Stay away from bonded leather and go for fabric. My brand of choice so far is Secret Lab, with my only complaint being the rubber foam type shit they make the arm rests out of start disintegrating on their own eventually. Maybe they've fixed it on newer models, not sure. And for god sakes, pick one rated for your weight and height (or bigger), or you're better off just getting a regular office chair. Finally, "ergonomic" is an unregulated marketing term that is essentially meaningless, because everyone's body is different. literally anything and everything can call itself "ergonomic"; it doesn't mean jack shit. if you find something comfortable, it's comfortable.
Mr schlatt, at 19:45 , the lego boxes must be kept for resell value. They can make quadruple value in 5-10 years on certain sets. This resell value plummets if you do not have the box. I for one, have a set that retailed for 150 in 2011 and is now worth close to 900 dollars. That is a steady 33% increase in value per year per set. better than the S&P 500 I'll tell you that.
Another crazy livestream. Can’t wait to spend my time thanking myself that there are more miserable people in this world than Schlatt could have ever imagined
1:53:14 THATS ME OMG I ANIMATED THAT ONE (that shit took 5 days of non stop work i love animating) multiple of my friends sent me photos of their rooms to use for it too
Do you know how scary it is whenever Jschlatt 1 introduces the VODS, then Jschlatt 2 introduces the stream of the vods? It's like he didn't know he had a doppelganger
Oh hey, that's my room at 3:00:46 ! Glad everyone thought it was cool. Honestly looked terrible, and I only keep the xbox 360 kiosk and Atari 2600 kiosk in my room as I ran out of space for kiosks in the basement, lmao. We need another setup review for that, or something else that relates. I remember I was sick a few months back and with college going on everything in the bedroom was a mess, I can also see that was when I hadn't shaved or gotten a haircut in a few months. Loved the comment about "Hagrid's Room Tour" lmao. As for the Wii box schlatt pointed out, funny enough that was the only box in that closet where it was my original console box pre-collecting. One more thing I will note is the suit of armor. Unlike other peoples' this one is just a statue, not actually wearable, but extremely menacing as it is almost 8ft with the stand it is on. I used to be afraid of it as a child, since we moved here a decade ago I've slept next to it every night. That's how I get over my fears I guess. Except wasps. I will never get over my fear of those evil bugs.
maybe an unpopular take but i don’t like the ones where they obviously set up the whole space for a joke, rather than just showing their actual room as it normally is. maybe just salty mine didn’t get in, but still. like it was funny when it was just one or two people doing it but now it’s all of them
Holy crap thank you for deciding to release a christmas album this christmas! I can't wait for it, it's what I wanted since I heard you do the My Way cover! Edit: are you planning on making a vinyl for it or something as merch so I can buy it from you, I wouldn't mind getting like a vinyl with your signature or something for christmas I think it would be really sick.
Hey Big man, mine was at 3:06:58 ,dont worry I dont have the galaxy lights anymore lol, I upgraded my room a little after I submitted the picture, so it thankfully doesn't look so overplayed :] 👍
Hello, VOD watchers. I watched this LIVE so YOU don’t have to. I am irradiated and I am dying at the molecular level. Shoutout to John Freedom. 28:54 🇺🇸
after 4 years of having my pc... this video made me realize the stickers under the keyboard can be taken off. thank u schlatt 🙏 when i realized i could take the stickers off: 59:19
Hey Schlatty, dude from 3:25:30 here, Thank you for your concerns especially for the potential of me being in police custody. Me and my lawyer (one of the big blåhajs over there) want to assure you that I’m not in police custody and of course I don’t have Windows (I use Arch Linux btw) but my room does have a big ass window behind that black curtain in the beginning. As when talking about where I got my Schlag (the schlatt flag) it was commissioned by the church of Schlatt in early July of 2023 and made in China. It was purchased for 9.11 euros (not a joke btw) and delivered to the pastor of the church in August. If you ever want to sell them, I can send you image that was printed on it since I was responsible for making it. It was a huge honor to be in your stream and I wish you to NOT help me get out of the psych ward in Vilnius, Lithuania, as I have NOT been deemed a silly billy level danger to society. Please take care and watch some Bluey, big guy. 🙏
58:27 for those who don't play tf2 or didn't catch the joke (at least i'm pretty sure this was intended), the weapon he is using ingame is the pomson which is similar to the cow mangler (another weapon used by a different class)
ive been looking for like, 30 minutes and still cant find it, so if anyone knows the song playing around 1:08:40 anything to narrow down would help in my over-obsession :>
For my non speaking Spanish people all of the Spanish room was basically the door is where his demons come and sing their songs to the dude and the body bag is food that will last them until winter
Развлечения
JOHN FREEDOM FOR THE SDMP!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You shall bring freedom to the sdmp
Only John freedom can save the sdmp from the tyrannical terror of mr toasten
YESSS SIR BROTHER!!!!
Also @JschlattVODS Pin this man, he deserves it
I shit myself
Wonderful
You should get that checked out king🙏
I also shit himself
I’m proud of you
Bro Schlatt himself
SUP!
I created the vid at 1:49:35
The typewriter is real, but as soon as the camera pans around, it switches to a 3D replica of my room. The hand pointing at the desk is greenscreened, and the thing breaking through the wall is Mr. Shredz from destructive solutions.
Yes my bed is like 4.5 ft tall.
@@pixelzwithazyour bedframe looks like you got it from a mcdonalds playplace why is it red and yellow 😭
@@pixelzwithazoh my god it’s you :o
How’d you get into 3d art?
why the dunk?
Hey! Ken (my guinea pig) is still alive and happy as ever. My parents have him at home and I go home every weekend! My dorm does not allow pets unless they are ESAs :)
How many calories does your guinea pig have?
@@Po-tato too many
I honestly love the fact that he remembered your pets like what-
@@jackdelpizzo933 ig it makes sense cause i got RIPPED apart for a dirty cage 💀
Nice try fed
For those wondering at 1:33:41 the lightsaber blade is actually around 7.2 inches long (I built it)
Cool bro
is you're brother alive
@@CaneDoesStuff yea he’s fine
:0 thats so sick
@orangethesaberguy7638 Why, exactly, did you make such a short lightsaber? Was it just a test/prototype, or something?
Love how Schlatt ranks bedrooms based on how unhinged they are
That was my favorite part
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
How did you comment a day before the video???
@@Veanix 🤫
.-.
My favorite part has got to be whenever Schlatt sees that a woman submitted a video, then he and his chat start shouting "WOMAN" like Animal from the Muppets
I'm proud to have watched the whole vod! Here's the timestamps so far:
0:37: Parasocial woman [Recurring character from Bedrooms pt. 1]
4:04: Femboy room
6:20: Skeletons in his closet
7:47: Third-world gamer
10:24: Animated immortal snail fight
12:01: "This dude gets pussy"
13:41: Woman turns into Schlatt
16:34: Amazing skit in college
18:45: Lego fan (Lego box discourse)
20:21: Businessman with anger problems [Speedrun #1]
22:43: Old-fashioned room [Blow my load #1]
24:05: Flood
25:11: Flood #2
25:41: Crazy artistic woman
28:40: JohnFreedom Update
30:33: *heavy accent* "You ask for room, I have room"
31:54: Train fan (Schlatt doppelganger)
34:52: "This toilet is for display only."
39:51: MCYT fan
40:17: "I hate when my fans send in their balls on the videos"
41:50: Tank controled by a Star Wars fan
44:58: Welcomed at birth by the USAF Brigadier General
49:38: Destitute except for on the keyboard
51:05: Girl coomer
53:21: Is this guy a fan of every #1 company
57:25: TF2 by the stove
1:00:01: Catboy Schlatt fan
1:00:45: Freddy Fazbear ゴゴゴゴ
1:01:19: Flex (Schlatt gives interior design advice)
1:04:05: Average Canadian under Trudeau [Schlatt gives important "My Way" announcement]
1:05:54: Average GD player's chair
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
*Congrats traveler! You have made it halfway through the VOD! Here is:*
*1:08:41** INTERMISSION 1 ft. lil rascal*
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
1:10:52: Crazy person living in absolute affluence (song artist)
1:12:49: Lore (muted audio bc copyright)
1:14:20: "Clean, minimalist, Marie Kondo room"
1:15:53: Dogs fighting (Fan is same as Schlatt's)
1:18:00: Gaming setup in the car
1:19:07: Funko Pop hell
1:24:53: Lives in a storage unit [Blow my load #2]
1:30:06: Chode lightsaber [Oscilloscope #1]
[WIP: ~17 minutes uncommented]
1:47:06: PinoPrime's Spanish room tour [3D GANG]
1:49:34: PixelswithaZ is run over by his Schlark Tank invention [3D GANG]
2:00:28: Submitter gets SWATed
2:01:21: Godzilla fan
2:02:20: Minecraft bee! (skipped unfortunately)
2:02:30: Most ripped chair ever
2:04:59: Terrorist child
2:06:25: 9/11 (skipped)
2:06:38: Lmanberg flag jumpscare (skipped)
2:06:58: Jschlatt Simulator for PS3 (Arcade room)
2:08:30: Stole an SD card from the homeless
2:09:39: Hippie room
2:10:15: Uncomfortable room
2:11:15: Purple-blue room (Schlatt gives advice on galaxy lights)
2:12:17: Sleep Deprived fangirl
2:13:20: New Schlatt slur
[WIP: ~5 minutes uncommented]
2:18:30: Scoobert Doo van [Blow my load #3]
2:21:40: Ethically-sourced free signs
2:22:55: DrDerpGamer bait-and-switch [Recurring character from Schlark Tank]
[WIP: ~31 minutes uncommented]
2:48:48: Guy who doxxed Schlatt [Recurring character from Schlark Tank]
2:53:58: Stalker guy
2:54:55: Mousetraps himself and doesn't take it off
2:56:05: Motorcycle leaking oil on floor
2:57:40: Coziest college dorm
2:58:15: Feet jumpscare
2:59:17: "This looks like a set"
3:00:41: Coolest room [Oscilloscope #2]
3:02:34: Minimalist
3:03:33: "Normal" room isn't even normal
3:03:59: Is that pose even comfortable? [Blow my load #4]
3:04:34: Femboy ("Jschlatt ♥ femboys!")
3:06:32: Queen Liz in the woods
3:06:58: Overplayed galaxy lights
3:07:22: Under Gibby is where the magic happens
3:08:13: Gobby room tour
3:10:45: "This is my catsona"
3:11:26: Garfield jumpscare
3:11:27: Bro has three vaults
3:13:00: Lots of handheld devices
3:13:54: Tiny door of unknown destination
3:15:11: Schlummy ("I also don't have three feet, I have five" ~Jschlatt, 2024)
3:16:06: Texan with an average number of skull mounts
3:17:24: "Did you file your taxes?"/Cool Portal stuff
3:17:42: Visually pleasing room
3:17:52: "Did you file your taxes?"/Cool Portal stuff
3:18:38: Bro lives in a log cabin
3:20:01: Femboy with guns
3:21:16: Calming room
3:21:26: Garfield (personally I really like this room)
3:22:43: Cute 19-year-old Canadian boy looking for a sugar daddy with mutton chops
3:24:39: 3d printers, Legso, lightsabers (when you skip too far in a video)
3:25:34: Police interrogation bedroom (Bluey discourse)
3:28:11: Sweet release
2:18:30 mf scooby doo van
@@FastTwitchDev added
2:23:46 DrDerpGamer absolutely speckledorfs "Schlouth Dakota" and roasts him
Factual
@@DrDerpGamer "Schloctor Schlerp Schlamer" your hairline is magnificent may I buy ad space on your forehead
Schtone Cold Schteve Austin moments
HI SCHLATT!
alleged "crazy person" and DEFINITELY NOT a fan of garfield here. my room submission was the one at 3:10:44.
you should've watched the whole thing. BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T!!! i will be cursing you and your bloodline for all eternity this next full moon.
i know where you live, schlatt. and i'm watching. i'm lurking. always. just remember that.
I saw the video on the subreddit and lost it at the Garfield cosplay reveal at the end, I’m so upset he skipped it
digital footprint (edited) 10 seconds ago (edited) 22 seconds ago (edited) 34 seconds ago (edited) 42 seconds ago (edited)
@@snomel7276 BAHAHADSLSD I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD SEE THAT💀💀 not me editing the comment 10billion times because i needed the perfect sentence format lmfaooooo
he missed out on that gardussy
@@cami_is_dead2554
2:29:19 that has to be the most genuine reaction I’ve heard from a RUclipsr in a long time lmao
These bedrooms may be unhinged but its nowhere near as unhinged as when "Schroom" blew off all those guys in 1999
woah
U cant say what exactly happened in 99'
Do u really want the council to replace u?
@@Boovel dont worry, its ok, he only said 1 of the many, manh things that "schroborberaus" did
He made sure to blow each and every one of them I’m sure
Already know I'm talking to a wall, and an adult in a chat full of teens, but Jacob, genuinely, do what makes you happy. Screw the algorithm and what gets the views. You're blessed enough to have the money to take the risk and you have more than enough fans to follow you through. Happiness can't always come before finances, but it can for those who're financially stable, assuming you are. Even with the monkey statue(s).
@@SmallKingCrab its Jebediah
@@connorrussell2084 no no, im pretty sure its JORF
yap yap yap anywho FREEEDOOOMMM
@connorrussell2084 it's CLEARLY Jared
Well said honestly, I completely agree. There’s so much more pleasure in actually creating stuff that you’re passionate about and have a desire to create rather than only focusing on the algorithm aspect. Hope we get to see Schlatt expand into doing more stuff he really loves, I think he already has somewhat on some of his other channels. True fans of his will stick around for it.
12:02
Hey look, its me. I did the whole thing in one take, and it was way longer than a minute so I had to do some terrible choppy editing to get it to fit. Just so y'all know, the water bottle pile has gotten to be like at least twice the size since I filmed the video a couple months ago. Even still it pales in comparison to the pile I managed to build in my last apartment. I live in Utah, where there is no tax on water bottles, but I took all my bottles to California and sold them for the 10 cent CRV. Essentially, I committed fraud and stole money from the California state government (based). Also, the compliment on my looks is a big deal coming from a gay guy like you Schlatt. Oh yeah, and to the one guy in the chat who wanted me to cut the banana; I did actually but I had to cut it out for time lol.
Okay as a person who sits on their ass all day gaming and writing code, I must speak up about the racer chair hate. The problem isn't the design of the chair itself, it's that too many people get the cheapest, shittiest, undersized ones on the market. If you have trouble turning your body while seated, or the back rest doesn't reach the top of your fucking head, you're using a chair made for a small child.
That being said, they're not inherently any better than regular office chairs. It's just personal preference. And racer chairs generally are more expensive, especially for a quality one. Stay away from bonded leather and go for fabric. My brand of choice so far is Secret Lab, with my only complaint being the rubber foam type shit they make the arm rests out of start disintegrating on their own eventually. Maybe they've fixed it on newer models, not sure. And for god sakes, pick one rated for your weight and height (or bigger), or you're better off just getting a regular office chair.
Finally, "ergonomic" is an unregulated marketing term that is essentially meaningless, because everyone's body is different. literally anything and everything can call itself "ergonomic"; it doesn't mean jack shit. if you find something comfortable, it's comfortable.
I ain’t reading allat
ok danganronpa pfp
3:17:25
Hey look its me!
You didn't finish the video... schlatt.
Mr schlatt, at 19:45 , the lego boxes must be kept for resell value. They can make quadruple value in 5-10 years on certain sets. This resell value plummets if you do not have the box. I for one, have a set that retailed for 150 in 2011 and is now worth close to 900 dollars. That is a steady 33% increase in value per year per set. better than the S&P 500 I'll tell you that.
Another crazy livestream. Can’t wait to spend my time thanking myself that there are more miserable people in this world than Schlatt could have ever imagined
i’ve 100% seen that first girl in chat openly & eagerly admitting that she is “down bad” for schlatt. respect for her hustle
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@pixie9499 the blond? No way!!
LOL who is it lol
@@dalesfccleary3994 i can’t remember what her screen name is but she’s the only one i’ve seen say that
Can you blame her with how much dough he has? And the looks... Oh boy, the looks...
I liked the part where he ranked the bedroom
tbf idk if thousands of photos and videos will fit on a rankup
Haha😂
1:53:14 THATS ME OMG I ANIMATED THAT ONE (that shit took 5 days of non stop work i love animating) multiple of my friends sent me photos of their rooms to use for it too
the second i finished watching that i immediately started searching for your channel to sub. art style is insanely good
+1!! you did great
minos prime prepare thyselves
Iron shlung never fails to make me feel awful about myself
Do you know how scary it is whenever Jschlatt 1 introduces the VODS, then Jschlatt 2 introduces the stream of the vods? It's like he didn't know he had a doppelganger
5:37 love that mother mother poster
Thanks :3c
"jschizzle" never fails to overflow me with content
Oh hey, that's my room at 3:00:46 !
Glad everyone thought it was cool. Honestly looked terrible, and I only keep the xbox 360 kiosk and Atari 2600 kiosk in my room as I ran out of space for kiosks in the basement, lmao. We need another setup review for that, or something else that relates.
I remember I was sick a few months back and with college going on everything in the bedroom was a mess, I can also see that was when I hadn't shaved or gotten a haircut in a few months. Loved the comment about "Hagrid's Room Tour" lmao. As for the Wii box schlatt pointed out, funny enough that was the only box in that closet where it was my original console box pre-collecting. One more thing I will note is the suit of armor. Unlike other peoples' this one is just a statue, not actually wearable, but extremely menacing as it is almost 8ft with the stand it is on. I used to be afraid of it as a child, since we moved here a decade ago I've slept next to it every night. That's how I get over my fears I guess. Except wasps. I will never get over my fear of those evil bugs.
2:13:43 glad we got a new Schaltt slur out of this
the national anthem is copyrighted, thats the most american thing ive ever seen
years into the rank series and still not a single ranking i love this man
Schlang never fails to violate my personal space
"a couple of days ago" shat, it's been three and a half months 💀
shat 😭😭😭
i like these long vods alot man i hope for more of these long streams
I like how schlatt was mad about the schanket to literally owning it and selling it and telling us to buy more
for real 💀
1:06:10 there was a battery acid juice that she made and he skipped it entirely it was so good😭
I love to just, from time to time watch Schlatt's vods. I spend maybe an hour watching and then do my other stuff.
Great bedroom review from Jared Schlatt!
Schlatt ranks cooking is actually a goated idea
19:16 lol u can’t get lego without having a job it’s wayyyy too expensive now
love ur stuff
Girl at 2:36:51 genuinely lost her mind
*Timestamps for the video*
Start: 0:00
End: 3:30:35
Thank you
You dropped 👑 king
thx
my hero
Don't listen to the haters mein füher
HEY EXCUSE ME BUT THE IMMORTAL SNAIL KILLS YOU INSTANTLY AS SOON AS YOU TOUCH IT? SHE BROKE THE RULES @ 11:47
Babe wake up new jschlatt ranking video just dropped
Part 2?! Schlort really has blessed us
maybe an unpopular take but i don’t like the ones where they obviously set up the whole space for a joke, rather than just showing their actual room as it normally is. maybe just salty mine didn’t get in, but still. like it was funny when it was just one or two people doing it but now it’s all of them
Some of them are genuinely funny. And some are just reusing the same joke over and over.
I get what your saying
Godzilla mentioned 3 times in this video is not what I expected epic
the joy of seeing gentle giants 1970 debut record, Gentle giant, at 2:56:34, really made my day
Omg thanks for part 2 first video when i open up youtube thank u based shalgg BUY THE SHALNKET
Oh perfect timing, I just finished on the first one
love the part where he ranks the bedrooms❤❤❤
Part 2 i didn't know schoot made more of this kind of video
rest in peace schloctopus, i can still hear his angelic voice
First time I actually get notified when the vid uploads 😂😂
3:08:14
Just putting the tag for that review of the goblin's bedroom
😂
love when he ranks them
Holy crap thank you for deciding to release a christmas album this christmas! I can't wait for it, it's what I wanted since I heard you do the My Way cover!
Edit: are you planning on making a vinyl for it or something as merch so I can buy it from you, I wouldn't mind getting like a vinyl with your signature or something for christmas I think it would be really sick.
1:31:51 “it’s average, actually” ahh saber
Hey Big man, mine was at 3:06:58 ,dont worry I dont have the galaxy lights anymore lol, I upgraded my room a little after I submitted the picture, so it thankfully doesn't look so overplayed :] 👍
Jschlatt the aftermarket for Lego is insane, keeping the boxes specifically for big name themed sets if a necessity
Hello, VOD watchers. I watched this LIVE so YOU don’t have to.
I am irradiated and I am dying at the molecular level.
Shoutout to John Freedom. 28:54 🇺🇸
Schlatt never fails to make me
after 4 years of having my pc... this video made me realize the stickers under the keyboard can be taken off. thank u schlatt 🙏 when i realized i could take the stickers off: 59:19
Shlube back at it again🔥🔥
Jschlaggle never fails to make me feel ashamed about my room
damn my vid wasn’t here, was there for the live tho good stream
Hey Schlatty, dude from 3:25:30 here,
Thank you for your concerns especially for the potential of me being in police custody. Me and my lawyer (one of the big blåhajs over there) want to assure you that I’m not in police custody and of course I don’t have Windows (I use Arch Linux btw) but my room does have a big ass window behind that black curtain in the beginning.
As when talking about where I got my Schlag (the schlatt flag) it was commissioned by the church of Schlatt in early July of 2023 and made in China. It was purchased for 9.11 euros (not a joke btw) and delivered to the pastor of the church in August. If you ever want to sell them, I can send you image that was printed on it since I was responsible for making it.
It was a huge honor to be in your stream and I wish you to NOT help me get out of the psych ward in Vilnius, Lithuania, as I have NOT been deemed a silly billy level danger to society.
Please take care and watch some Bluey, big guy. 🙏
Usually the fan base of someone who played minecraft is crazy, your fan base is filled with the crazies who can do something about it
58:27 for those who don't play tf2 or didn't catch the joke (at least i'm pretty sure this was intended), the weapon he is using ingame is the pomson which is similar to the cow mangler (another weapon used by a different class)
shoulda been using cow mangler so tf2 fans get it
SCHLATT I NEED THE KISSING THUMBNAIL ABD THE RAMMY PONY THUMBNAIL AS FLAGS SIR
I’m gooning right now
The part 2 makes sense now
It saddens me that schitt didn't get to see mine. I wanted to see him react to my stolen poker set.
Bro fucking skipped mine 6:23
@@kiadxxz rip bro at least he saw yours
mine didnt make it in the stream i knew i shouldn't have weezered him at the end
bless you, jared
There's nothing like watching a Jschlatt vod for the 7th time this week! (please help me I'm stuck in a endless loop)
Honestly every new react viewer stream makes me more and more concerned. These people are just OUT THERE, hiding among us normal people!!! Holy shit!
Not to get too political, but I like spaghetti.
How dare you.
i am so offended >:(
Pasta cake is better
In addition to this, I do so believe that hamburgers and cheeseburgers go well with fries
i put hot sauce on pancakes 😥
Drderpgamer showing up was the salvation we needed
im using this as inspiration to clean my room because I know my room isn't nearly as bad as some of your guy's
30:14 update, John Freedom now has 3.61k subs 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
ive been looking for like, 30 minutes and still cant find it, so if anyone knows the song playing around 1:08:40 anything to narrow down would help in my over-obsession :>
Its- no one alse (deep mix) by adrian ivan
Oh shit nvm thats not it :') let me know if you find it
@@_basil_x lol, ya i was about to say that don't sound quite like it. thnx for the new song to listen to tho
@@shylbulmer4667 haha no problem ^^
looking for that too
Schlatt: "5 is enough"
A wise man: "It is about the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat."
This was a valuable lesson for me to just fill out the form instead of submitting my bedroom video on the comment section of the Reddit post
RIP to Schlatt, you can tell the AI started acting up around 2:44:26
Tally hall youtooz that man must be the luckiest on the planet 6:44
THATS ME (full thing on channel btw)
11 days later and John Freedon is almost at 10k. Schlatt may have the most powerful fanbase I’ve ever seen
As a lego fan I too agree that keeping the boxes is a bit too much lol
I’m having the most brutal shit in my whole life in a public restroom. I really hate my life rn
This is my Jshlatt is an alcoholic
2:01:25 with Godzilla being my favorite piece of fiction I respect
Schlatt just casually describes the lore of portal
Gooning to this rn 🥴🤤
sir-...sir-.....s-r 😨
can i help u goon
Im absolutely schlabbergasted that i didn't make it in. Maybe next year
same bro
HES BACK FOR THE MONEY BAG
I love the part when you rank them scart
Schlatt you skipped mine :(
I pissed myself
Bro is a part-time Minecraft youtuber and asks if people grow out of Lego
For my non speaking Spanish people all of the Spanish room was basically the door is where his demons come and sing their songs to the dude and the body bag is food that will last them until winter
Loved the part where schlogey ranked my bedroom (he somehow missed my entire fucking video)