The issue with "soft" cookies is that they need to make the cookie even less natural just to make it hold onto that softness permanently which just makes it feel wrong. If it's fresh cookies then of course you want them soft, but with store bought? No.
I'm usually a soft cookie guy and I agree. I felt sick after trying soft store bought cookies. Meanwhile you get that shit fresh and it's a whole new game
I used to like them as a kid, but im gonna be honest, the chocolate chips on soft chips ahoy... dont taste like chocolate... so i prefer chips ahoy's other cookies now if you still like soft chips ahoy, im sorry, they got you, youre already living in the simulation homie
Wait yeh actually, u r right, I normally get the same day baked ones from Sainsbury, and they are soft and I like them, but yeh if it’s factory made, that’s lowkey disgusting
Funny story regarding chips ahoy chewy type: so my friend and I used to walk home from school and stop by a 7-11, and like the fatasses we are we got a pack of chewy chips ahoy, and hated them. We decided it would be funny to leave one on the back of some poor dudes truck that hadn't moved for months. That cookie stayed there throughout a full year of seasons and weather. The juices seeped out and stained the plastic. It stayed intact for a year and a half, and finally split over the summer. That didn't stop the cookie though. The cookie is still there 2 years later and we are still laughing about it. He moved to another state and whenever I walk the way we used to walk, I send him a picture of the cookie.
if you think this list is biased just remember, Schlatt brutally murdered a girl scout troop when they came to his door with cookies back in '99. he knows his stuff.
I’ve noticed a pattern with a lot of the decent and above cereals, chips and cookies. They always have the original which are good, the one better than the original which are better, and then the ones that try to be better but suck For example Cheerios is the original, Honey but Cheerios are better, and then chocolate cheerios which are worse Another example oreos are original, double stuf is better, and then mega stuf and most stuf suck
Hey, we wouldn't have gotten lemon Oreos without those psychos. Am I a bad person for thinking key lime Oreos would have a more than 0% chance of being good?
@@zzyxx2112 YES!! I would hope too that they don't hold back on the tartness for the filling either, as you really gotta strike that delicate balance between sweetness and tanginess.
@TheSportsGuru Yesssss!! Dude, I have no idea who works at Pop-Tart but they're absolutely twisted. How many fuckin flavors do they HAVE at this point???
I’ve gotta say, I like Mint Oreos, but you have to REALLY like mint to like them. It’s a pretty strong mint flavor, and plain double stuf oreos have a much broader appeal
My obsession with the mint is so bad, that when I was a kid my mom would hide toothpaste from me, cause I was demolishing them all. I got into a hospital at least 7 times because of them. But I still love everything that has a mint in it
If you put ‘em in a fridge they ain’t sugar cookies anymore but Chip’s shot’s chewy cookies are kinda bad like D tier bad because they could have them a little more crunchy and less soft but sugar cookies they do just that
I don’t hate chewy cookies quite as much as splat, but crunchy cookies are so much better. If you think otherwise, all your opinions are wrong and your parents don’t love you.
when you gave farmhouse an A then mentioned there was something better, i KNEW it was tate’s cookies. i legit cheered like it was a new smash bros character being revealed
4:23 My brother brought home a bunch of Lofthouse cookies (that’s their real name) for later. I saw them and ate 9/10 cookies. He walked away for a few minutes after just getting them when I ate them. I can’t resist.
Tbf, technically they're not chewy, they're just soft. Do I chew those? No, I take a giant bite, roll my eyes back because they are, in fact, S tier, and swallow.
Me who has autism and has sensory issues with crunchy things and really likes chips ahoy chewy and then watching a man I admire say that I’m disgusting for putting it in my mouth:
Honestly, Schlatt looks like he’s feeling well. Either he’s really good at hiding his emotions and playing the character (which we all know he’s very capable of) or he’s truly been having a good bit of life recently. Hopefully it’s the second option.
naur frosted sugar cookies get a pass- taste a hard chips ahoy (like the normal one) vs a soft chips ahoy maybe im hella weird but theres a DISTINCT difference in the way the chocolate tastes in the soft ones.. major turn off sajhfkhs
3:56 we had a kid come to our house every summer before covid (he lived in new york we lived in maine) he always brought these, this was one of the only memories i have of him before he died.
I want to thank you but I knew that so Im just gonna say an assortment of letters... "udsubfiubwefibnwehyugvbewiuan" Also want some of my pretzels? I got a bag of em today.
Again, there's a trend with his tier lists. - First is always "Base Tier" - Your favorites are always shat on - He makes very valid points and very invalid points - "D for dick" - Throwing packages - Last one is always a surprise witness
@@maddiesmenagerie8853 normal Oreos are already crunchy. The bad rating wasn't about crunchyness, it was about the fact they put LESS stuf in the cookie. Normal Oreos were fine, and Double Stuff Oreos were perfect. Any more or any less stuf in the cookie is terrible, according to schlartt
I honestly didn't know Schlatt was capable of being so wrong. I know I'm putting myself at risk of being a victim of another 1999 incident, but that's a risk I'm willing to take
Hot take: Cookies with a good crunch outside and that perfect amount of softness on the inside. Not to the point of rubber but like You bite into it You get that satisfying crunch and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth It's VERY hard to pull off but when it's pulled off O h m a n.
Hot take: Shafts with a good girth outside and that perfect amount of liquid on the inside. Not to the point of penetration but like You suck it. You get that satisfying explosion, and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth. It's VERY hard, and when it explodes... O h h h m a n
Something I realized is that the best parts of this video is just schlatt having good memories of certain cookies and just being wholesome for once lol
13:10 when Schlatt was having a flashback from Fantano, I watched that a total of 23 times because of how hard it was making me laugh. It had no reason being that funny to me
Right when he pulled out the chewy cookie my friend said “i love those they are the best” and i agreed, then Schlatt said they were for terrible people we looked at eachother then said they weren’t that good.
I love how Schlatt completely changed sides about the chewy cookies from Chuckle Sandwich. Deep down this man is pushing away the childlike joy that you get from eating cookie dough.
chewy cookies are fantastic and i will not be taking counterpoints. if we can get him to change sides from doors to wheels, we can get him to come back to our side.
I'm from maine, and I've had a black-and-white cookie before, they're deliciously cakey. However, for whatever reason I can never find them in the grocery stores.
Yes! To me they have the best ratio of any oreos n the crunch is amazing. Plus same thing if u eat a pack of thins than oreo. Not like anyone just takes 1 thin.
I wish he included the chewy cookie part where it went from S tier voting with regular chewy to F tier with the Chewy Reese’s and he called everyone sheep😭
I recently found Tate’s cookies at my grocery store and Schlatt is absolutely right. Super crispy, great taste, perfect amount of chocolate. These shit bang, one of the best cookies you can buy.
I found them at a store near me, remembered schlatt talking about them, came to this video and found this comment as I'm eating them They are pretty good but my homemade cookies top everything on this list
My family makes chocolate chip oatmeal cookies, but we can only do it occasionally because otherwise each of us would spend all day eating them. We simply can't help ourselves.
Yeah I've noticed that too. Twitch chats just go with whatever the streamer says. He thinks it's good, the majority of viewers will think it's good. He thinks it's bad, the majority will think it's bad
If schlatt ever makes a candy tier list he should ad in the ones that your grandma has that have probably been there since the fall of the ussr and she keeps offering them to you every 30 minutes, and theire called some weird shit in russian.
The issue with "soft" cookies is that they need to make the cookie even less natural just to make it hold onto that softness permanently which just makes it feel wrong. If it's fresh cookies then of course you want them soft, but with store bought? No.
I'm usually a soft cookie guy and I agree. I felt sick after trying soft store bought cookies. Meanwhile you get that shit fresh and it's a whole new game
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I used to like them as a kid, but im gonna be honest, the chocolate chips on soft chips ahoy... dont taste like chocolate... so i prefer chips ahoy's other cookies now
if you still like soft chips ahoy, im sorry, they got you, youre already living in the simulation homie
Wait yeh actually, u r right, I normally get the same day baked ones from Sainsbury, and they are soft and I like them, but yeh if it’s factory made, that’s lowkey disgusting
keep a piece of bread with the cookies you bake. it keeps them softer
Funny story regarding chips ahoy chewy type: so my friend and I used to walk home from school and stop by a 7-11, and like the fatasses we are we got a pack of chewy chips ahoy, and hated them. We decided it would be funny to leave one on the back of some poor dudes truck that hadn't moved for months. That cookie stayed there throughout a full year of seasons and weather. The juices seeped out and stained the plastic. It stayed intact for a year and a half, and finally split over the summer. That didn't stop the cookie though. The cookie is still there 2 years later and we are still laughing about it. He moved to another state and whenever I walk the way we used to walk, I send him a picture of the cookie.
And now you now they have as many chemicals as McDonald's cheeseburger
It’s like the moldy cheese from diary of the wimpy kid
I love this
Best comment on a Schlatt video I have ever seen got me rolling 💀🗿
bro that shit created covid
if you think this list is biased just remember, Schlatt brutally murdered a girl scout troop when they came to his door with cookies back in '99. he knows his stuff.
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yeah myth says he tried every cookie she was selling too.
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I still miss my sister
He must've been one badass fetus
Tried Tates Bakeshop for the first time a couple days ago. My eyes have been fully opened, Schlatt. Thank you
Andrew Tate ?
@@Ghost.reload no
Would you taste Tate’s tate?
@@notanairbusa380 yes. I would taste Tates taint
@@ragnarok935 well good then.
Honestly its nice to see schlatt is doing what he loves.
And making money.
No no, he’s doing what he loves… making money
Your poor comment section
Who doesn't love making money? Also scree every single bot.
Honestly it's nice to see schlatt doing what he loves.
And making tier lists on cookies.
@Don't read profile photo so ur just gonna spam every comment with channel advertisment?
I’ve noticed a pattern with a lot of the decent and above cereals, chips and cookies. They always have the original which are good, the one better than the original which are better, and then the ones that try to be better but suck
For example Cheerios is the original, Honey but Cheerios are better, and then chocolate cheerios which are worse
Another example oreos are original, double stuf is better, and then mega stuf and most stuf suck
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Most stuf 🤡
Same thing with Cap’n Crunch. Schlatt ranked the Crunch Berries higher, and Oops All Berries lower
honey nut cheerios are godly i need to start eating them again why did i even stop
Oreos aren't original though the hydrox cookie came first oreo just stole their shit renamed the cookies and claimed themselves to be the original
he perfectly described this cookie 4:31
True
ikr
@Don't read profile photo I'm not falling for that
so true
Hello
Why is there so many bots?
4:25 yes I just love hearing my favorite family friendly RUclipsr say he likes cookies
As a wise man once said: The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what the psychos at Oreo have made next.
Hey, we wouldn't have gotten lemon Oreos without those psychos. Am I a bad person for thinking key lime Oreos would have a more than 0% chance of being good?
@@LtCdrXander that would taste pretty good with crumble cookie parts and key lime fillings
@@zzyxx2112 YES!! I would hope too that they don't hold back on the tartness for the filling either, as you really gotta strike that delicate balance between sweetness and tanginess.
@TheSportsGuru Yesssss!! Dude, I have no idea who works at Pop-Tart but they're absolutely twisted. How many fuckin flavors do they HAVE at this point???
Weed Oreos already exist but the company keeps them all for themselves
I’m personally honored to have been featured on this list. Thank you Schlatt.
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You deserved your s tier
You are the best thing you can get at a dollar store
@@hamsterman8975hi ibuki from Danganronpa
I’ve gotta say, I like Mint Oreos, but you have to REALLY like mint to like them. It’s a pretty strong mint flavor, and plain double stuf oreos have a much broader appeal
My obsession with the mint is so bad, that when I was a kid my mom would hide toothpaste from me, cause I was demolishing them all. I got into a hospital at least 7 times because of them. But I still love everything that has a mint in it
The best are the fudge mint ones. Instead of the oreo cookie its just fudge like a girl scout cookie
I like mint chocolate chip ice cream but oreo mint is where I put my foot down
I also like them.
I have loved mint flavored stuff ever since I was a kid and that isn't changing anytime soon.
Mega stuf
0:06 if you listen closely, you can actually hear him struggle to lift the box
Smartest smish viewer:
Makes sense, he can barely curl an Xbox controller.
this guy knows his stuff! i remember him back in 2004, he just had this insight that nobody could replicate.
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So true..
Yeah, only five years after the incident, schlatt was a different man
@@sofianesk3050 i remember hearing about that! legend.
Technically speaking here, there’s still more to this as schlatt hasn’t opened up the door of girl scout cookies.
That would make for its own interesting video I’d say.
On stream he said that he might make a seperate tier list for girl scout cookies, just sayin.
@@mattisoff Nice, I don’t go on twitch so that’s cool to know
Don't forget Oreo made a Cherry Cola flavored Oreo and I am one hundred percent certain Oreo's concept team are sadists
@@bramd4423 I saw peeps flavored Oreos once, so I can most definitely agree with that statement
Here’s the thing about chewy cookies: they have to be crispy on the edges. And there’s a fine line between nice and soft, raw, and rubber.
Disgusting
Soft baked is better than crusty dusty dry mf cookies and I'll die on that hill
@@solus8685 it tastes like dirt and rubber
Chewy Chips Ahoy are the bomb, man.
chewy cookies are only good home made
I’ve seen men describe murders with less anger and fear in their eyes than Schlatt covering the Oreos cookies
The fact that 'Schlatt' bans everyone with the wrong opinion is amazing
Literally 1984
@@dr4x3k28 literally germany from 1939-1945
communist schlatt
@@Fuckwadd banned from living
ussr
Schlatt: "I'm gonna rank every single cookie known to man"
Literally 5 seconds later: "Inside this box is every cookie I know"
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Every cookie known to a man
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He’s a man
Shlatt is man
the amount of random cookies on the floor that is visible when Schlatt gets up and leaves in the end is just hillarious
"Chewy cookies are garbage"
*proceeds to put the diabetic Coma Chewy Sugar Cookies in S Tier*
If you put ‘em in a fridge they ain’t sugar cookies anymore but Chip’s shot’s chewy cookies are kinda bad like D tier bad because they could have them a little more crunchy and less soft but sugar cookies they do just that
Sugar Cookies have the texture of dust and/or sand
Schlatt: hates chewy cookies
Also Schlatt: Loves chewy cookies (with frosting)
Fucking gottem (im salty with him for fig newton's and chewy chips ahoy so I am very angry with schlatt
@@Unoriginal____Starwalker I'm also salty about a lot of things he said about my favorites
I don’t hate chewy cookies quite as much as splat, but crunchy cookies are so much better. If you think otherwise, all your opinions are wrong and your parents don’t love you.
@@alpha_9997 god damn bro it ain't that deep its just a cookie like people have their tastes and opinions 😕
@@alpha_9997 like a opinion cant be wrong its a option aka your own personal preference
I've never been so deeply offended, disappointed, and heart broken in my life and schlatt found a way, props to you man
Yra he done the golden Oreos dirty i mean DIRTY
Oreos will always have a special place in my heart. SO I DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH FUCKING “STUFF” IS IN A OREO I T S F U C K I N G G O D T E I R.
@dcoog anml sugar cookies are the worst cookie
@@rex.6067 this is biased 🤦♂️
@@Bucheria How?
when you gave farmhouse an A then mentioned there was something better, i KNEW it was tate’s cookies. i legit cheered like it was a new smash bros character being revealed
Ok nerd
Same bro
dude tate's are the fucking best
@@slowwmoh fatherless behavior spotted
Me too, I legit put my hands up and everything
4:23 My brother brought home a bunch of Lofthouse cookies (that’s their real name) for later. I saw them and ate 9/10 cookies. He walked away for a few minutes after just getting them when I ate them. I can’t resist.
we need more schlatt tier lists I’m rewatching these like crazy 💀
Fr
Same here
Yep
I swar
Ye
I think “Schlatt” should do a candy/candy bar tier list, keeping in theme with them all starting with C
i agree, “schlatt” should do that without the “c”
Schlatt: “Chewy cookies are for terrible people”
Also Schlatt: *ranks frosted sugar cookies in S*
Tbf, technically they're not chewy, they're just soft. Do I chew those? No, I take a giant bite, roll my eyes back because they are, in fact, S tier, and swallow.
@@literallythrowing3264 why do ppl think that they are s tier- they are def a e/f eww
@@allpaynenoliam4208 "atone for your sins"
Me who has autism and has sensory issues with crunchy things and really likes chips ahoy chewy and then watching a man I admire say that I’m disgusting for putting it in my mouth:
@@allpaynenoliam4208 Maybe I'm biased because I'm addicted to sugar
Can’t believe you did a cookie tier list without girl scout cookies.
I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.
He clearly likes them!
Honestly, Schlatt looks like he’s feeling well. Either he’s really good at hiding his emotions and playing the character (which we all know he’s very capable of) or he’s truly been having a good bit of life recently. Hopefully it’s the second option.
what happened?
@@sicbixch Oh, nothing happened that I know of. I just commented that he looks happier than usual.
@@sicbixch existential pain happened. It gets most of us in our 20s.
t his happened 3 months ago just so you know
Who's Schlatt? We only know "Schlatt"
" I hate chewy cookies"
"Frosted sugar cookies are S tier"
I'm so glad someone else noticed the Duality of Man
Frosted sugar cookies are what's known as an outlier, they are fundamentally different to all the other chewy cookies in the best way possible.
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So true..
@@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 they are either good or they are the worst cookie ever no inbetween
naur frosted sugar cookies get a pass-
taste a hard chips ahoy (like the normal one) vs a soft chips ahoy
maybe im hella weird but theres a DISTINCT difference in the way the chocolate tastes in the soft ones.. major turn off sajhfkhs
Watched this just yesterday and then I came back to comment that I found out that the Famous Amos guy died today.
Schlatt: “Hes such a polite little guy”
Also Schlatt: “ThAt lItTlE eLf piEcE oF sHiT”
"178 lIKes wIThOut rEplIes?///?? leT mE cHangE tHAT"
@@perlitacatapang4582 why is no one commenting ?
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@@jackielouise4852 comment
@@jackielouise4852 comment
Hot take: the orange colored oreo filling (the halloween seasonal ones) are literally the normal filling dyed but somehow taste so much better
I thought I was fuckin crazy for thinking that but yeah facts
Thought the same thing, it’s almost like a placebo effect the way they taste better
I haven't had those ones but it sounds like sugar pill cookies
And the red Christmas ones
Oh Fuck your right
Schlatt: "who the hell eats biscoff cookies unless there on a airplane."
Proceeds to show an almost empty packet of biscoff cookies.
Bro I had a biscoff waffle from the biscoff restaurant it was so good
we have a biscoff mcflurry and is it fire
Biscoff cookies are amazing
hes always have airplane ready, do you not know that hes ready to commit another one
@@Atom85825another what
3:56 we had a kid come to our house every summer before covid (he lived in new york we lived in maine) he always brought these, this was one of the only memories i have of him before he died.
Damn sorry to here that mate
4:30
Fun fact! Those are called lofthouse cookies, and there are several recipes online that you can find. *This changes the fucking game*
THANK YOU SO MUCH
They're called Lofthouse cookies? I just call them Walmart cookies (even though I think they're branded as Lofthouse everywhere else).
Time to make the cocaine of cookies.
I want to thank you but I knew that so Im just gonna say an assortment of letters... "udsubfiubwefibnwehyugvbewiuan"
Also want some of my pretzels? I got a bag of em today.
As of now your likes are now at 699.............
Again, there's a trend with his tier lists.
- First is always "Base Tier"
- Your favorites are always shat on
- He makes very valid points and very invalid points
- "D for dick"
- Throwing packages
- Last one is always a surprise witness
Don’t find out where I live and murder me for this, but I fucking love Java Chip Oreos. I can’t believe “Schlatt” would disgrace their name like that.
Comedy
When he said soft cookies are bad/not as good as hard cookies, I knew what kind of list it would be.
Mans really disrespected oreo thins putting them at a D tier after saying he likes crunchy cookies tf
@@maddiesmenagerie8853 normal Oreos are already crunchy. The bad rating wasn't about crunchyness, it was about the fact they put LESS stuf in the cookie. Normal Oreos were fine, and Double Stuff Oreos were perfect. Any more or any less stuf in the cookie is terrible, according to schlartt
I honestly didn't know Schlatt was capable of being so wrong. I know I'm putting myself at risk of being a victim of another 1999 incident, but that's a risk I'm willing to take
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bro he didnt even try the fig newtons
@@gulletgaming4717 fig newtons are absolute dogshit
Tates…nuf said
@Patnic you don't remember what happened in 1999? With the sword man? Or the baseball bat?
it scares me that these videos are like 2 years ahead of their time
I feel like Schlatt will someday make a tier list about everything in existence
5 minutes in and he has made 3 Everywhere at the End of Time references.
Can't wait for tier list of tier list, or the tier list of tier list that contains tier list
who?
@@elaninormous4876 big guy
Race tier list when?
How did he explain the frosted sugar cookie thing so accurately
Agreed! It’s so yummy but god, the sadness afterwards
I was 100% expecting the butter cookies to have a sewing kit inside
Same
why the fuck are there cookies in my sewing kit tin can
SAME
Opening these ( 11:19 ) is like trying to get a perfect SpongeBob popsicle lmao
I love how the frosted sugar cookie voting had a perfect description of what people think of them. Either you REALLY love them, or you DESPISE them.
I despise them
@@crimson7000same bro
I brought them to a party two days ago. Someone was licking the box clean.
@@unaverageavocado159 🤣
When I was younger I would eat the black and white cookies
Hot take:
Cookies with a good crunch outside and that perfect amount of softness on the inside.
Not to the point of rubber but like
You bite into it
You get that satisfying crunch and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth
It's VERY hard to pull off but when it's pulled off
O h m a n.
Hot take:
Shafts with a good girth outside and that perfect amount of liquid on the inside.
Not to the point of penetration but like
You suck it.
You get that satisfying explosion, and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth.
It's VERY hard, and when it explodes...
O h h h m a n
sounds like you just like crusty pissbombing but with cookies
@@LtCdrXander very hot take indeed ;)
Do you know what hot take means?
@@LtCdrXander Jchlatt's comment section never ceases to amuse.
Jschlatt: Talks bad about people who eat ginger snaps
Also Jschlatt: Talks about how he likes ginger snaps
he said if you eat ginger snaps you get no pussy
I mean he gets dick so he’s not wrong
he just knows that he cant call himself a good person after what he did in '99
he said they were better than biscoff he never said they were good
He also said people who eat soft cookies are terrible people then said that he loved those frosted sugar cookies which are soft lmao
I mean, he just said "If you like these, you're never getting pssy"
And he's right, Schlatt gets none. He goes for the meaty sticks
Hey Jschlatt just wanted to ask if you could do a Fast-Food Tier List
Schlatt: "Chewy cookies are for terrible people"
Also Schlatt: *proceeds to devour sugar cookies"
@@cfgeneric7677 oh yes ik but they are chewy cookies 😂😂
@@TheRealNigerianMikePerry They literally crumble, but aight.
Sugar cookies are definitely not chewy cookies unless you be eatin stale sugar cookies.
they are soft and crumbly not chewy
Hol up, they're chewy?
But they're soft and crumbly
The chat: says chewy cookies are s tier
Jschlatt: **DISGUSTING**
The chat: I always hated chewy cookies
Chewy cookies are goated
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She always gave me bad vibes
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they were good at the time
Honestly can’t believe that some “people” would ever eat Lenny and Larry’s cookies
Tried it ONCE, biggest mistake of my life
or most stuf Oreos
their delicois
@@elementsgaming2411 still recovering??
@@ethanjc1971 nah, its been 3 year since then, recovered about a week ago
I watched this like 10 times and yet still enjoy it
The part at 10:50 when he said “oooh someone’s been eating them”. Just got me laughing so hard idk why lmao
Dude trust me it made me crack up too LOL
Sameeee
SAME
Sorry guys it was me I live in his walls 🤷♂️
The MOMENT he said frosted sugar cookies were S-class, I knew jschlatt was the most based human being on the fucking planet
I do agree with him tho, those sugar cookies are the best
Fucking hate sugar cookies, mid at best
Replies are a beautiful example of the duality of man
@@nebinmerbi4249 read my name
Your hatred of soft cookies was redeemed by your spot-on perspective on the frosted sugar cookies.
Had the exact same reaction
couldn’t have described it better than schlatt
Chewy cookies literally taste and feel insanely unnatural
@@MatthewCJoy I respect your opinion but you're wrong.
@@MatthewCJoy CAUSE YOU ARE EATING CHIPS AHOY MASS PRODUCED GARBAGE SO YOU THINK CHEWY IS BAD. Eat a subway chewy cookie and stfu or find a bakery smh
We need a schlatt chocolate tier list
Bro we need a 6 hour long stream of Schlatt listening to Everywhere at the End of Time in one sitting
Hell yes, I want to see him get destroyed by those albums
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So true..
He uploaded full stream on Jschlatt vods
@@Nikmg0 no he hasn't; on both the official and archive VOD channels there isn't one where he listens to all the albums in sequence
Something I realized is that the best parts of this video is just schlatt having good memories of certain cookies and just being wholesome for once lol
Man wrote a whole paragraph and got no reply’s smh
@@silentbehn180 one sentence isn’t a paragraph.
Also when he talks about the gay p-
@@kikicupcake1000 Jeez bro no need to bust out a whole essay 🥶
@@hazeltree7738Woah! Calm down there, Charles Dickens 🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵🥳🤧🤧🤕😵💫🤯
“anyone who eats oreo thins is just trying to make themselves feel better”
me: *that felt personal*
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Finally here..
My mother loves ginger snaps but I never knew they were sold, we always just made homemades ones-
I always love it when Schlatt does a tier list because he always gives good reasons for why he likes and doesn't like them
Ha
Blatently wrong, some stuff he doesn't even give a reason why it sucks.
Dude dunked on my beloved lemon oreo cookies and you mean to tell me he is a good spokesperson for opinions on cookies? Shame
7:44 aged like fine wine
How
He saying he wants to orally pleasr andrew tate
@@bizanagi5378andrew tate
Lmfao
LMFAO
13:10 when Schlatt was having a flashback from Fantano, I watched that a total of 23 times because of how hard it was making me laugh. It had no reason being that funny to me
Currently doing that
Currently just over came my laughing fit cause I instantly knew who he referenced and seeing fantano slowly appear on screen killed meee
And The Caretaker playing on the background as it happens really makes it perfect.
At least I think it's The Caretaker... I forgor 💀
What was the music?
whats the music
Schlatts chat glazes him and does what he says when it comes to cookies.
Right when he pulled out the chewy cookie my friend said “i love those they are the best” and i agreed, then Schlatt said they were for terrible people we looked at eachother then said they weren’t that good.
sheep☠️
Nah they slap. I would die for a chewy chips a hoy
They're a B ranking for me
Hello fellow terrible person :D
Most crunchy cookies that aren’t Oreos have the texture and flavor of burnt toast. If you like crunchy cookies you should be institutionalized.
"Chewy cookies are for terrible people"
Well that makes more sense they are the only cookie i like (with a few exceptions)
@Furfox they are saying they are a terrible person. Bruh, also chewy cookies are delicious.
I love how Schlatt completely changed sides about the chewy cookies from Chuckle Sandwich. Deep down this man is pushing away the childlike joy that you get from eating cookie dough.
chewy cookies are fantastic and i will not be taking counterpoints. if we can get him to change sides from doors to wheels, we can get him to come back to our side.
@woofle7that’s just wrong info
Wouldn’t a stale cookie be even harder than normal?
@seaman4610 no it would be crumbley asf and taste like a dry piece of cardboard
@woofle7 that’s cap I done it and it tasted like ashes
7:52 fun fact about the owner of tates bakeshop, the owner is a female sooo
Soooo what?
This man has my dream job. Eating whatever he wants whenever he wants and pissing people off
a food critic then
i literally was watching the cereal tier list last night and thought: “he should do a cookie tier list” and then i got the notification today
I'm from maine, and I've had a black-and-white cookie before, they're deliciously cakey. However, for whatever reason I can never find them in the grocery stores.
There is a great and easy recipe by Adam Ragusea,check it out
you ever had one of the jewish black and white cookies
black and white cookies are a jewish cookie, so it's easiest to find them in a deli :)
Hello fellow maine brother
@@DONKFORTRESS6956 holy shit, I almost never see someone else from Maine online cuz A. The state is all hill billies and B. No one lives here
Rest in peace Famous Amos.
I don’t eat Oreo thins because they are healthier, I just like how they crunch. The crunch is just so satisfying and they are an easy a tier for me.
This + you don't have to hold them in milk for as long as regular oreos for an optimal amount of milk absorption. Streamlines the process!
A human after my own heart
Yes! To me they have the best ratio of any oreos n the crunch is amazing. Plus same thing if u eat a pack of thins than oreo. Not like anyone just takes 1 thin.
banned
no thay suck
Finally, someone who properly explained how it is to eat frosted sugar cookies.
Frosted sugar cookies are the epitome of awful
@@thebxtcher8378 But are also really good.
@@thebxtcher8378 bruh
That's basically how it is eating anything with sugar
@@ZecxrityMaybe so, but frosted sugar cookies are easily the most extreme example of that notion.
I wish he included the chewy cookie part where it went from S tier voting with regular chewy to F tier with the Chewy Reese’s and he called everyone sheep😭
Im so glad people came here to say RIP to wally amos
I recently found Tate’s cookies at my grocery store and Schlatt is absolutely right. Super crispy, great taste, perfect amount of chocolate. These shit bang, one of the best cookies you can buy.
I found them at a store near me, remembered schlatt talking about them, came to this video and found this comment as I'm eating them
They are pretty good but my homemade cookies top everything on this list
I was actually eating the first pack of tate's I ever bought while watching, delicious
Eareaeareaeareaeareaeareaeareacool.era
@@benjaminmatthews9237 jjjk
For realllll
"Do you call them Ranboo cookies?" Ah, Schlatt.. You never fail to make me laugh.
@@bugging-out9250 bocolate bip bookies
Yin yang cookie
Wtf is ranboo
@@rabidredpanda2888 Ranboo is a friend of Schlatts.
Its called polvoron for us.
I think if a store-bought cookie could capture the feeling of a home-made cookie well, chewy cookies would be s-tier. They don't.
imo soft cookies are only good when hot/warm
My family makes chocolate chip oatmeal cookies, but we can only do it occasionally because otherwise each of us would spend all day eating them. We simply can't help ourselves.
No
Home made cookies is basically tates
Facts my brother
Rest in Piece Mr. Amos 🫡
The frosted sugar cookies literally hurt my teeth and I feel like absolute shit as I'm eating them but they're still so good
ikr they're really irresistible and good but after like 2 or 3 they really make me throw up. Id give them a b
DAWG IS BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE ONLY A NYC THING?
im from florida and we’ve got them but i think they’re from ny originally
vince i’m honestly not even surprised to see you here
I have them at my king Soopers in Colorado, but when I go to Jersey to see family my number 1 priority is stocking up on them from local bakeries
more of an east coast thing
Not sure I'm british
Jschlatt: omg chewy chips baby
Viewers: there so gooddd
*Right before rating*
Jschlatt: chewy cookies are for terrible ppl
Viewers: there so baddd
Twich chat is the worst
The dickriding go crazy 😒
Wake up sheeple
I enjoy them. Idc
Yeah I've noticed that too. Twitch chats just go with whatever the streamer says. He thinks it's good, the majority of viewers will think it's good. He thinks it's bad, the majority will think it's bad
R.I.P Wallace Amos Jr.
He needs to do a pop tart tier list
Yes I miss his tier list videos
@@Alphys204 or a dip tier list or soda
He should do one for goldfish
YES.
I think it needs to be a type of food not a certain brand tho
Ah finally, “Jschlatt” is back with another “tier list” about “cookies.” Delicious
1 ❤️ Hermosa eleccion loveme.uno/AGNEZ de mejor
2 ( elecciones ) 9.5/10
3 ( culturales ) 9.3/10
Son unos de los mejores conciertos. .
7:09 The most kid friendly scene of the entire video
I swear, if people don’t get it.
@@PuckyDoesStuff I dont get it.
@@StarberryCreetH just decide to get it
@@quantumilations What-
Allie
Came because Amos died. Funnely enough as soon as i clicked on the video Shlatt started talking about his cookies
RIP
Its about time “Schlatt” ranked “his” favorite “cookies”.
He literally already came out with this stream on the vods channel a few months ago, this is just the stream edited shorter
@ТоммуIппit Shоrts 🅥 no
When “Schlatt” was talking about the dansk cookies I saw a dude in the chat say “I miss grandma”
if I see “one” more “joke” in this format im going to have an “anal” fissure and “die”
@@dreamp888 shart
“Chewy cookies are for terrible people.”
Me: There goes my happiness.
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That is quite sad
@@dyvne not the first time that’s happened to me
When he said “Tate’s cookies” I literally shot my head over to the computer. They are the best cookies I ever had bruh
I believe in Tate’s supremacy.
Go to the bakery section at Walmart and buy the chocolate chip sandwich cookies
What color is your Bugatti?
@@gacha_xxtuber2218 now this could be Intrepeted in two ways now
@@gacha_xxtuber2218 😂👌
I thought i might check out some of this fellows videos until I saw he gave fig newtons an 'F'. No sir.
good day
If schlatt ever makes a candy tier list he should ad in the ones that your grandma has that have probably been there since the fall of the ussr and she keeps offering them to you every 30 minutes, and theire called some weird shit in russian.
Yes
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Both of my grandmas died before I was born
I’m scared to know what type of cookies they have
When schlatt comes to the UK I'd love to see him do these tier lists with all the UK only brands. Be interesting to see his thoughts
fr i live in the uk and i dont think there is a single bad biscuit
Everything F tier because britain
I love how Schlatt just makes a mess out of his room every time he does one of these
Also fortune cookies taste like styrofoam
Never felt more vindicated in my life until he put chewy in the bottom tier
This is what we’ve been waiting for, fuck yea
Wooooo! Yeah baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for! That’s what it’s all about! Wooo!
Just finished, good stuff, I’d say I agree with most of these choices
14:25 that shit made me wheeze
Alt title: "Jschlatt" relives his childhood through packaged baked goods
And also goes from stage 1 to stage 3 of Alzheimer's in 15 minutes
“Packaged”
learning that schlatt is (or i guess was) 22 suprised me. idkw i thought he was like 30 something