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  • Опубликовано: 25 мар 2022
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    Today Schlatt makes a Tier List! It's been a long time since this has happened. Last time I tried making a tier list video you guys watched it 10 million times. But we're back, baby! Schlatt loves cookies (I hate writing in the third person) and decided to make a Cookies Tier List and Rank Every Cookie Known To Man. This is probably quite similar to Moist Cr1tikal Tier List videos, even though I've never watched a single one. Thank you for inventing Tier List Videos. Chips Ahoy, Chewy Chips Ahoy, Chips Deluxe, Oreo, Double Stuf Oreo, Mega Stuf Oreo, Biscoff, Ginger Snaps, Tate's Bake Shop, Milano, Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse, Golden Oreo, Famous Amos, Royal Dansk, Those Awful Sugar Cookies You Find At Every Grocery Store, Lenny And Larry's, Fudge Stripes, Stella D'Oro, Nilla Wafers, and more are featured in this video and also in this description for SEO purposes. What rank will Schlatt give your favorite cookie? Watch the entire video to find out (and also to help me make more money!)
    Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @tuskun3072
    @tuskun3072 2 года назад +4300

    if you think this list is biased just remember, Schlatt brutally murdered a girl scout troop when they came to his door with cookies back in '99. he knows his stuff.

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/видео.html
      Finally here..

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 2 года назад +100

      yeah myth says he tried every cookie she was selling too.

    • @hazemkaram7111
      @hazemkaram7111 2 года назад

      Wowww ruclips.net/video/6sBRE1tC9Zc/видео.html…

    • @Hibernathan05
      @Hibernathan05 2 года назад +115

      I still miss my sister

    • @commandbaker3334
      @commandbaker3334 2 года назад +39

      He must've been one badass fetus

  • @couchdoritos7326
    @couchdoritos7326 2 года назад +2842

    Funny story regarding chips ahoy chewy type: so my friend and I used to walk home from school and stop by a 7-11, and like the fatasses we are we got a pack of chewy chips ahoy, and hated them. We decided it would be funny to leave one on the back of some poor dudes truck that hadn't moved for months. That cookie stayed there throughout a full year of seasons and weather. The juices seeped out and stained the plastic. It stayed intact for a year and a half, and finally split over the summer. That didn't stop the cookie though. The cookie is still there 2 years later and we are still laughing about it. He moved to another state and whenever I walk the way we used to walk, I send him a picture of the cookie.

    • @Maob08
      @Maob08 2 года назад +164

      And now you now they have as many chemicals as McDonald's cheeseburger

    • @MandoThingz
      @MandoThingz 2 года назад +237

      It’s like the moldy cheese from diary of the wimpy kid

    • @TheArtistLuna
      @TheArtistLuna 2 года назад +22

      I love this

    • @eyy8760
      @eyy8760 2 года назад +45

      Best comment on a Schlatt video I have ever seen got me rolling 💀🗿

    • @minecraftbees8850
      @minecraftbees8850 2 года назад +34

      bro that shit created covid

  • @thechozenone6471
    @thechozenone6471 9 месяцев назад +1421

    Schlatt: "who the hell eats biscoff cookies unless there on a airplane."
    Proceeds to show an almost empty packet of biscoff cookies.

    • @canaan56
      @canaan56 9 месяцев назад +35

      Bro I had a biscoff waffle from the biscoff restaurant it was so good

    • @LEEZEREYMoe
      @LEEZEREYMoe 8 месяцев назад +10

      we have a biscoff mcflurry and is it fire

    • @SerynityTv
      @SerynityTv 8 месяцев назад +17

      Biscoff cookies are amazing

    • @Atom85825
      @Atom85825 7 месяцев назад +7

      hes always have airplane ready, do you not know that hes ready to commit another one

    • @magneticmango325
      @magneticmango325 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Atom85825another what

  • @thundergizmo317
    @thundergizmo317 8 месяцев назад +248

    I was 100% expecting the butter cookies to have a sewing kit inside

    • @aidennewton
      @aidennewton 5 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 4 месяца назад +11

      why the fuck are there cookies in my sewing kit tin can

  • @dumbassweeb5702
    @dumbassweeb5702 2 года назад +3209

    The frosted sugar cookies are like the candy corn of cookies, either you love it or you hate it and for some fucking reason when you eat more than like 4 of them you start feeling like death himself is staring down at you

    • @dumbassweeb5702
      @dumbassweeb5702 2 года назад +34

      @Reika Nagila sorry I only like MEN

    • @intelismynameandregretismy5541
      @intelismynameandregretismy5541 2 года назад +112

      Such a perfect comparison

    • @galacthicc693
      @galacthicc693 2 года назад +107

      Frosted sugar cookies make me feel like a fat Hitler but MAN do they taste good.

    • @ashhlsy
      @ashhlsy 2 года назад +45

      YES like theyre honestly so good but after a couple i start feeling like i want to die

    • @xan5927
      @xan5927 2 года назад +16

      nah after eating ONE i feel like im gonna explode

  • @AidanHg
    @AidanHg 2 года назад +1754

    The issue with "soft" cookies is that they need to make the cookie even less natural just to make it hold onto that softness permanently which just makes it feel wrong. If it's fresh cookies then of course you want them soft, but with store bought? No.

    • @Quentino808
      @Quentino808 2 года назад +85

      I'm usually a soft cookie guy and I agree. I felt sick after trying soft store bought cookies. Meanwhile you get that shit fresh and it's a whole new game

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/видео.html
      Finally here..

    • @pastlepink131
      @pastlepink131 2 года назад +15

      I used to like them as a kid, but im gonna be honest, the chocolate chips on soft chips ahoy... dont taste like chocolate... so i prefer chips ahoy's other cookies now
      if you still like soft chips ahoy, im sorry, they got you, youre already living in the simulation homie

    • @Naomi-yc4fp
      @Naomi-yc4fp 2 года назад +4

      Wait yeh actually, u r right, I normally get the same day baked ones from Sainsbury, and they are soft and I like them, but yeh if it’s factory made, that’s lowkey disgusting

    • @fluffy9071
      @fluffy9071 2 года назад +1

      keep a piece of bread with the cookies you bake. it keeps them softer

  • @fellinluv777
    @fellinluv777 9 месяцев назад +905

    we need more schlatt tier lists I’m rewatching these like crazy 💀

  • @HappyBacon777
    @HappyBacon777 7 месяцев назад +187

    I love how the frosted sugar cookie voting had a perfect description of what people think of them. Either you REALLY love them, or you DESPISE them.

    • @crimson7000
      @crimson7000 3 месяца назад +3

      I despise them

    • @RDhammer
      @RDhammer 3 месяца назад

      @@crimson7000same bro

    • @unaverageavocado159
      @unaverageavocado159 Месяц назад +2

      I brought them to a party two days ago. Someone was licking the box clean.

    • @HappyBacon777
      @HappyBacon777 Месяц назад

      @@unaverageavocado159 🤣

  • @alistair.404
    @alistair.404 2 года назад +2753

    As a wise man once said: The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what the psychos at Oreo have made next.

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 2 года назад +65

      Hey, we wouldn't have gotten lemon Oreos without those psychos. Am I a bad person for thinking key lime Oreos would have a more than 0% chance of being good?

    • @zzyxx2112
      @zzyxx2112 2 года назад +23

      @@LtCdrXander that would taste pretty good with crumble cookie parts and key lime fillings

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 2 года назад +12

      @@zzyxx2112 YES!! I would hope too that they don't hold back on the tartness for the filling either, as you really gotta strike that delicate balance between sweetness and tanginess.

    • @alistair.404
      @alistair.404 2 года назад +16

      @TheSportsGuru Yesssss!! Dude, I have no idea who works at Pop-Tart but they're absolutely twisted. How many fuckin flavors do they HAVE at this point???

    • @magmapixel8627
      @magmapixel8627 2 года назад +5

      Weed Oreos already exist but the company keeps them all for themselves

  • @asgrhoasohugouh
    @asgrhoasohugouh 2 года назад +2246

    Honestly its nice to see schlatt is doing what he loves.
    And making money.

    • @Panknight
      @Panknight 2 года назад +27

      No no, he’s doing what he loves… making money

    • @blacknight1799
      @blacknight1799 2 года назад +7

      Your poor comment section

    • @SkeweredGlaive
      @SkeweredGlaive 2 года назад +6

      Who doesn't love making money? Also scree every single bot.

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 2 года назад

      Honestly it's nice to see schlatt doing what he loves.
      And making tier lists on cookies.

    • @LINK-is3oc
      @LINK-is3oc 2 года назад

      @Don't read profile photo so ur just gonna spam every comment with channel advertisment?

  • @crunchybro123
    @crunchybro123 9 месяцев назад +21

    I was screaming “WHAT ABOUT TATES” and then you actually brought tates, the greatest cookie brand to ever exist in the multiverse

  • @mattAKABIGDAWGZEAT
    @mattAKABIGDAWGZEAT 10 месяцев назад +94

    its just so soothing to watch these types of videos where schlatt ranks food at midnight

  • @samsungrefridgerator6270
    @samsungrefridgerator6270 2 года назад +1853

    Technically speaking here, there’s still more to this as schlatt hasn’t opened up the door of girl scout cookies.

    • @sithspartan6248
      @sithspartan6248 2 года назад +16

      That would make for its own interesting video I’d say.

    • @mattisoff
      @mattisoff 2 года назад +25

      On stream he said that he might make a seperate tier list for girl scout cookies, just sayin.

    • @sithspartan6248
      @sithspartan6248 2 года назад

      @@mattisoff Nice, I don’t go on twitch so that’s cool to know

    • @bramd4423
      @bramd4423 2 года назад +13

      Don't forget Oreo made a Cherry Cola flavored Oreo and I am one hundred percent certain Oreo's concept team are sadists

    • @sithspartan6248
      @sithspartan6248 2 года назад +5

      @@bramd4423 I saw peeps flavored Oreos once, so I can most definitely agree with that statement

  • @dollarstorecookie3938
    @dollarstorecookie3938 2 года назад +382

    I’m personally honored to have been featured on this list. Thank you Schlatt.

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/видео.html
      Finally here..

    • @hamsterman8975
      @hamsterman8975 2 года назад +15

      You deserved your s tier

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 2 года назад +14

      You are the best thing you can get at a dollar store

    • @lucyakaluckstat
      @lucyakaluckstat Месяц назад

      ​@@hamsterman8975hi ibuki from Danganronpa

  • @sharky-cn5hb
    @sharky-cn5hb 8 месяцев назад +30

    I swear he never misses to disappoint in the ranking

  • @odogjones4184
    @odogjones4184 9 месяцев назад +15

    Black and White cookies hit harder than schlatt hit those people in 1999

  • @michaelhartmann4632
    @michaelhartmann4632 2 года назад +940

    I’ve gotta say, I like Mint Oreos, but you have to REALLY like mint to like them. It’s a pretty strong mint flavor, and plain double stuf oreos have a much broader appeal

    • @fivecreator9573
      @fivecreator9573 2 года назад +48

      My obsession with the mint is so bad, that when I was a kid my mom would hide toothpaste from me, cause I was demolishing them all. I got into a hospital at least 7 times because of them. But I still love everything that has a mint in it

    • @ianxe
      @ianxe 2 года назад +15

      The best are the fudge mint ones. Instead of the oreo cookie its just fudge like a girl scout cookie

    • @garfooledarbuckle3888
      @garfooledarbuckle3888 2 года назад +3

      I like mint chocolate chip ice cream but oreo mint is where I put my foot down

    • @ultraabsrd
      @ultraabsrd 2 года назад +7

      I also like them.
      I have loved mint flavored stuff ever since I was a kid and that isn't changing anytime soon.

    • @LethalzPlayz
      @LethalzPlayz 2 года назад

      Mega stuf

  • @ryang2v
    @ryang2v 2 года назад +912

    I’ve noticed a pattern with a lot of the decent and above cereals, chips and cookies. They always have the original which are good, the one better than the original which are better, and then the ones that try to be better but suck
    For example Cheerios is the original, Honey but Cheerios are better, and then chocolate cheerios which are worse
    Another example oreos are original, double stuf is better, and then mega stuf and most stuf suck

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/видео.html
      Finally here..

    • @ohnobro1424
      @ohnobro1424 2 года назад +3

      Most stuf 🤡

    • @tucker6063
      @tucker6063 2 года назад +21

      Same thing with Cap’n Crunch. Schlatt ranked the Crunch Berries higher, and Oops All Berries lower

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 2 года назад +8

      honey nut cheerios are godly i need to start eating them again why did i even stop

    • @-Safijiiva-
      @-Safijiiva- 2 года назад +2

      Oreos aren't original though the hydrox cookie came first oreo just stole their shit renamed the cookies and claimed themselves to be the original

  • @connorhege6903
    @connorhege6903 6 месяцев назад +9

    I’ve seen men describe murders with less anger and fear in their eyes than Schlatt covering the Oreos cookies

  • @FruitLiquid
    @FruitLiquid 9 месяцев назад +12

    the amount of pure sodium in tate’s cookies makes my blood pressure sky rocket after 1 bite. like why tf is there over 150 mg of sodium in 2 cookies?

    • @siimious
      @siimious 25 дней назад +1

      ate a whole pack of 14 and like, spazzed out
      hate those cookies

  • @sentryicl
    @sentryicl Год назад +2079

    The fact that 'Schlatt' bans everyone with the wrong opinion is amazing

  • @caleb__mtz
    @caleb__mtz 2 года назад +238

    " I hate chewy cookies"
    "Frosted sugar cookies are S tier"

    • @dragar0th
      @dragar0th 2 года назад +29

      I'm so glad someone else noticed the Duality of Man

    • @raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893
      @raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 2 года назад +32

      Frosted sugar cookies are what's known as an outlier, they are fundamentally different to all the other chewy cookies in the best way possible.

    • @user-zy2rn3ne1b
      @user-zy2rn3ne1b 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/CQHG12lIIQk/видео.html
      So true..

    • @angelarias3395
      @angelarias3395 2 года назад +10

      @@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 they are either good or they are the worst cookie ever no inbetween

    • @pastlepink131
      @pastlepink131 2 года назад +2

      naur frosted sugar cookies get a pass-
      taste a hard chips ahoy (like the normal one) vs a soft chips ahoy
      maybe im hella weird but theres a DISTINCT difference in the way the chocolate tastes in the soft ones.. major turn off sajhfkhs

  • @yellowtheexpert5855
    @yellowtheexpert5855 7 месяцев назад +3

    I dont know how many times i watched this video.

  • @ragnarok935
    @ragnarok935 5 месяцев назад +4

    Tried Tates Bakeshop for the first time a couple days ago. My eyes have been fully opened, Schlatt. Thank you

  • @surveyr5768
    @surveyr5768 2 года назад +336

    this guy knows his stuff! i remember him back in 2004, he just had this insight that nobody could replicate.

    • @user-zy2rn3ne1b
      @user-zy2rn3ne1b 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/CQHG12lIIQk/видео.html
      So true..

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, only five years after the incident, schlatt was a different man

    • @surveyr5768
      @surveyr5768 2 года назад +2

      @@sofianesk3050 i remember hearing about that! legend.

  • @angel404
    @angel404 2 года назад +10403

    he perfectly described this cookie 4:31

  • @anthonym9977
    @anthonym9977 7 месяцев назад +11

    Im glad tier lists are coming back. They're genuinely funny

  • @mentallyillkoi
    @mentallyillkoi 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Chewy cookies are for terrible people"
    Well, at least I don't have to change myself.

  • @ryleywest2899
    @ryleywest2899 2 года назад +626

    I've never been so deeply offended, disappointed, and heart broken in my life and schlatt found a way, props to you man

    • @andrewpropson8464
      @andrewpropson8464 2 года назад +2

      Yra he done the golden Oreos dirty i mean DIRTY

    • @rex.6067
      @rex.6067 2 года назад +1

      Oreos will always have a special place in my heart. SO I DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH FUCKING “STUFF” IS IN A OREO I T S F U C K I N G G O D T E I R.

    • @rex.6067
      @rex.6067 2 года назад +2

      @dcoog anml sugar cookies are the worst cookie

    • @Bucheria
      @Bucheria 2 года назад +2

      @@rex.6067 this is biased 🤦‍♂️

    • @rex.6067
      @rex.6067 2 года назад

      @@Bucheria How?

  • @jeremypotato374
    @jeremypotato374 2 года назад +408

    Schlatt: "I'm gonna rank every single cookie known to man"
    Literally 5 seconds later: "Inside this box is every cookie I know"

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 2 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/видео.html
      Finally here..

    • @marleymccrary2027
      @marleymccrary2027 2 года назад +39

      Every cookie known to a man

    • @hazemkaram7111
      @hazemkaram7111 2 года назад

      Wowww ruclips.net/video/6sBRE1tC9Zc/видео.html…

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML 2 года назад +11

      He’s a man

    • @TheArtistLuna
      @TheArtistLuna 2 года назад +1

      Shlatt is man

  • @Omori.
    @Omori. 2 месяца назад +1

    4:25 yes I just love hearing my favorite family friendly RUclipsr say he likes cookies

  • @Zanru-iy8wb
    @Zanru-iy8wb 7 месяцев назад +18

    00:24 - Chips Ahoy Original
    00:38 - Chips Ahoy Candy Blast
    00:57 - Chips Ahoy Chunky
    01:13 - Chips Ahoy Chewy
    01:40 - Chips Ahoy Chewy & Reese's
    01:53 - Chips Deluxe Original
    02:09 - Chips Deluxe M&M
    02:34 - Famous Amos
    02:57 - Royal Dansk
    03:22 - Biscoff
    03:54 - Ginger Snaps
    04:22 - Frosted Sugar Cookies
    05:08 - (Bonus) Fortune Cookie
    05:28 - Milano Original
    06:00 - Milano Dark Chocolate
    06:20 - Milano Mint Chocolate
    06:41 - Chessmen
    06:58 - Farmhouse
    07:30 - Tate's Bake Shop
    08:03 - Lenny & Larry
    08:50 - E.L Fudge
    09:11 - Fudge Stripers
    09:22 - Sandies
    09:37 - Viena Fingers
    10:00 - Oreo Original
    10:44 - Oreo Doble Stuf

  • @pillakilla9122
    @pillakilla9122 Год назад +2423

    Schlatt: “Hes such a polite little guy”
    Also Schlatt: “ThAt lItTlE eLf piEcE oF sHiT”

  • @doxasnike4789
    @doxasnike4789 2 года назад +1796

    Here’s the thing about chewy cookies: they have to be crispy on the edges. And there’s a fine line between nice and soft, raw, and rubber.

    • @loafer2598
      @loafer2598 2 года назад +5

      Disgusting

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 года назад +82

      Soft baked is better than crusty dusty dry mf cookies and I'll die on that hill

    • @loafer2598
      @loafer2598 2 года назад +1

      @@solus8685 it tastes like dirt and rubber

    • @justanotherguy1122
      @justanotherguy1122 2 года назад +20

      Chewy Chips Ahoy are the bomb, man.

    • @hashim8135
      @hashim8135 2 года назад +21

      chewy cookies are only good home made

  • @AirStrike69
    @AirStrike69 9 месяцев назад +11

    8:33 ong I tried it 2 days ago. It smelt like paint and tasted like decaying flour and Play-Dough

  • @bonechiller3429
    @bonechiller3429 3 месяца назад +2

    Can’t believe you did a cookie tier list without girl scout cookies.

  • @Funnee75
    @Funnee75 Год назад +4602

    Schlatt: hates chewy cookies
    Also Schlatt: Loves chewy cookies (with frosting)

    • @Unoriginal____Starwalker
      @Unoriginal____Starwalker Год назад +82

      Fucking gottem (im salty with him for fig newton's and chewy chips ahoy so I am very angry with schlatt

    • @Funnee75
      @Funnee75 Год назад +50

      @@Unoriginal____Starwalker I'm also salty about a lot of things he said about my favorites

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 Год назад +55

      I don’t hate chewy cookies quite as much as splat, but crunchy cookies are so much better. If you think otherwise, all your opinions are wrong and your parents don’t love you.

    • @hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798
      @hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798 Год назад +13

      @@alpha_9997 god damn bro it ain't that deep its just a cookie like people have their tastes and opinions 😕

    • @hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798
      @hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798 Год назад +4

      @@alpha_9997 like a opinion cant be wrong its a option aka your own personal preference

  • @russellrobes9912
    @russellrobes9912 2 года назад +308

    when you gave farmhouse an A then mentioned there was something better, i KNEW it was tate’s cookies. i legit cheered like it was a new smash bros character being revealed

  • @dr.popples1584
    @dr.popples1584 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is a respectable and obviously unbiased tier list that should be taken as objective fact

  • @ArtucoDev
    @ArtucoDev 7 месяцев назад

    i still want to try every single item you ever ranked in this series

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 2 года назад +437

    I honestly didn't know Schlatt was capable of being so wrong. I know I'm putting myself at risk of being a victim of another 1999 incident, but that's a risk I'm willing to take

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/видео.html
      Finally here..

    • @gulletgaming4717
      @gulletgaming4717 2 года назад +23

      bro he didnt even try the fig newtons

    • @bigboy8766
      @bigboy8766 2 года назад +15

      @@gulletgaming4717 fig newtons are absolute dogshit

    • @notfunjoe
      @notfunjoe 2 года назад +1

      Tates…nuf said

    • @sportsnstuff5557
      @sportsnstuff5557 2 года назад +19

      @Patnic you don't remember what happened in 1999? With the sword man? Or the baseball bat?

  • @bored1103
    @bored1103 2 года назад +350

    the amount of random cookies on the floor that is visible when Schlatt gets up and leaves in the end is just hillarious

  • @goingoutsad
    @goingoutsad 9 месяцев назад +5

    The size of the smile on my face when he pulled out those tates was enormous

  • @laserman7211
    @laserman7211 8 месяцев назад

    Even the fortune cookie knows what you did in 1999, Schlatt. You can never escape it.

  • @cheesyparadise7675
    @cheesyparadise7675 2 года назад +561

    I think “Schlatt” should do a candy/candy bar tier list, keeping in theme with them all starting with C

    • @piqachu
      @piqachu 2 года назад +5

      i agree, “schlatt” should do that without the “c”

  • @ravenshade266
    @ravenshade266 2 года назад +1199

    Honestly, Schlatt looks like he’s feeling well. Either he’s really good at hiding his emotions and playing the character (which we all know he’s very capable of) or he’s truly been having a good bit of life recently. Hopefully it’s the second option.

    • @sicbixch
      @sicbixch 2 года назад +3

      what happened?

    • @ravenshade266
      @ravenshade266 2 года назад +52

      @@sicbixch Oh, nothing happened that I know of. I just commented that he looks happier than usual.

    • @maddiesmenagerie8853
      @maddiesmenagerie8853 2 года назад +56

      @@sicbixch existential pain happened. It gets most of us in our 20s.

    • @marektrejo
      @marektrejo 2 года назад +3

      t his happened 3 months ago just so you know

    • @Baconator59
      @Baconator59 2 года назад +7

      Who's Schlatt? We only know "Schlatt"

  • @localmallsanta7706
    @localmallsanta7706 8 месяцев назад

    Schlatt banning someone over lemon Oreos seems like one of the most Schlatt things ever

  • @dogsarenice3054
    @dogsarenice3054 9 месяцев назад +1

    Not having Girl Scouts cookies on the list is a crime

  • @snoopuppers6319
    @snoopuppers6319 2 года назад +374

    I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.

    • @SrSander
      @SrSander 2 года назад +1

      He clearly likes them!

  • @wdecently7150
    @wdecently7150 2 года назад +1436

    Again, there's a trend with his tier lists.
    - First is always "Base Tier"
    - Your favorites are always shat on
    - He makes very valid points and very invalid points
    - "D for dick"
    - Throwing packages
    - Last one is always a surprise witness

    • @kayawesome_12
      @kayawesome_12 2 года назад +40

      Don’t find out where I live and murder me for this, but I fucking love Java Chip Oreos. I can’t believe “Schlatt” would disgrace their name like that.

    • @bubbles694
      @bubbles694 2 года назад +1

      Comedy

    • @StorableGaming
      @StorableGaming 2 года назад +23

      When he said soft cookies are bad/not as good as hard cookies, I knew what kind of list it would be.

    • @maddiesmenagerie8853
      @maddiesmenagerie8853 2 года назад +3

      Mans really disrespected oreo thins putting them at a D tier after saying he likes crunchy cookies tf

    • @wdecently7150
      @wdecently7150 2 года назад +5

      @@maddiesmenagerie8853 normal Oreos are already crunchy. The bad rating wasn't about crunchyness, it was about the fact they put LESS stuf in the cookie. Normal Oreos were fine, and Double Stuff Oreos were perfect. Any more or any less stuf in the cookie is terrible, according to schlartt

  • @Potatoes137
    @Potatoes137 9 месяцев назад +4

    3:00 That is one of the most relatable things I heard in a while 😭

  • @Warchurches
    @Warchurches 7 месяцев назад +1

    Got an adventure communist advert after “schlatt” said “but there’s a better cookie… POTATOES”

  • @angelaplays
    @angelaplays 2 года назад +674

    I feel like Schlatt will someday make a tier list about everything in existence

    • @jacobinator4981
      @jacobinator4981 2 года назад +5

      5 minutes in and he has made 3 Everywhere at the End of Time references.

    • @technetium9653
      @technetium9653 2 года назад +5

      Can't wait for tier list of tier list, or the tier list of tier list that contains tier list

    • @elaninormous4876
      @elaninormous4876 2 года назад

      who?

    • @Evesdropper
      @Evesdropper 2 года назад +1

      @@elaninormous4876 big guy

    • @asahel8431
      @asahel8431 2 года назад +6

      Race tier list when?

  • @Ghostly3011
    @Ghostly3011 2 года назад +731

    4:30
    Fun fact! Those are called lofthouse cookies, and there are several recipes online that you can find. *This changes the fucking game*

    • @breiinless
      @breiinless 2 года назад +11

      THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @crazycarlos08
      @crazycarlos08 2 года назад +18

      They're called Lofthouse cookies? I just call them Walmart cookies (even though I think they're branded as Lofthouse everywhere else).

    • @Definitely_not_ai
      @Definitely_not_ai 2 года назад +13

      Time to make the cocaine of cookies.

    • @drjukebox5371
      @drjukebox5371 2 года назад +7

      I want to thank you but I knew that so Im just gonna say an assortment of letters... "udsubfiubwefibnwehyugvbewiuan"
      Also want some of my pretzels? I got a bag of em today.

    • @MrWrkk
      @MrWrkk Год назад +1

      As of now your likes are now at 699.............

  • @Creativestname
    @Creativestname 8 месяцев назад +1

    Schlatt is going through all the stages of fucking dementia In this video

  • @ConnerBunting
    @ConnerBunting 4 месяца назад +4

    0:06 if you listen closely, you can actually hear him struggle to lift the box

  • @khaliber
    @khaliber 2 года назад +1640

    Schlatt: “Chewy cookies are for terrible people”
    Also Schlatt: *ranks frosted sugar cookies in S*

    • @literallythrowing3264
      @literallythrowing3264 2 года назад +171

      Tbf, technically they're not chewy, they're just soft. Do I chew those? No, I take a giant bite, roll my eyes back because they are, in fact, S tier, and swallow.

    • @allpaynenoliam4208
      @allpaynenoliam4208 2 года назад +16

      @@literallythrowing3264 why do ppl think that they are s tier- they are def a e/f eww

    • @SweatyPomegranate
      @SweatyPomegranate 2 года назад +81

      @@allpaynenoliam4208 "atone for your sins"

    • @rottenwalrus7103
      @rottenwalrus7103 2 года назад +28

      Me who has autism and has sensory issues with crunchy things and really likes chips ahoy chewy and then watching a man I admire say that I’m disgusting for putting it in my mouth:

    • @literallythrowing3264
      @literallythrowing3264 2 года назад +4

      @@allpaynenoliam4208 Maybe I'm biased because I'm addicted to sugar

  • @griffendenne4901
    @griffendenne4901 2 года назад +116

    How did he explain the frosted sugar cookie thing so accurately

    • @HxwEKat
      @HxwEKat 2 года назад +5

      Agreed! It’s so yummy but god, the sadness afterwards

  • @Shin3y
    @Shin3y 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love biscoff cookies, but that's probably because my family made me fly spirit airlines most of the time.

  • @trapped_in_cabinets
    @trapped_in_cabinets 8 месяцев назад

    he really just tore everyones childhood into pieces

  • @jett5531
    @jett5531 2 года назад +1639

    Hot take: the orange colored oreo filling (the halloween seasonal ones) are literally the normal filling dyed but somehow taste so much better

    • @heckinboyo1656
      @heckinboyo1656 2 года назад +78

      I thought I was fuckin crazy for thinking that but yeah facts

    • @siidthekiid594
      @siidthekiid594 2 года назад +43

      Thought the same thing, it’s almost like a placebo effect the way they taste better

    • @person3514
      @person3514 2 года назад +7

      I haven't had those ones but it sounds like sugar pill cookies

    • @eoetoast
      @eoetoast 2 года назад +5

      And the red Christmas ones

    • @Disappointing69
      @Disappointing69 2 года назад

      Oh Fuck your right

  • @dxstudios123
    @dxstudios123 2 года назад +200

    The MOMENT he said frosted sugar cookies were S-class, I knew jschlatt was the most based human being on the fucking planet

    • @midnight_1937
      @midnight_1937 2 года назад +13

      I do agree with him tho, those sugar cookies are the best

    • @Delta5x7
      @Delta5x7 2 года назад +7

      Fucking hate sugar cookies, mid at best

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 года назад +13

      Replies are a beautiful example of the duality of man

    • @Discordkitten2
      @Discordkitten2 2 года назад +2

      @@nebinmerbi4249 read my name

  • @smartoast
    @smartoast 8 месяцев назад +2

    “Chewy cookies are for terrible people” you done started a war you can’t win bro

  • @NICK349B
    @NICK349B 9 месяцев назад +1

    The frosted sugar cookies bring me back to elementary school parties, so damn nostalgic

  • @WizzardTelevision
    @WizzardTelevision 2 года назад +221

    Hot take:
    Cookies with a good crunch outside and that perfect amount of softness on the inside.
    Not to the point of rubber but like
    You bite into it
    You get that satisfying crunch and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth
    It's VERY hard to pull off but when it's pulled off
    O h m a n.

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 2 года назад +15

      Hot take:
      Shafts with a good girth outside and that perfect amount of liquid on the inside.
      Not to the point of penetration but like
      You suck it.
      You get that satisfying explosion, and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth.
      It's VERY hard, and when it explodes...
      O h h h m a n

    • @linkly9272
      @linkly9272 2 года назад +1

      sounds like you just like crusty pissbombing but with cookies

    • @OmgItzCOLTON
      @OmgItzCOLTON 2 года назад +2

      @@LtCdrXander very hot take indeed ;)

    • @user-js1mf7gg8t
      @user-js1mf7gg8t 2 года назад +3

      Do you know what hot take means?

    • @WizzardTelevision
      @WizzardTelevision 2 года назад +4

      @@LtCdrXander Jchlatt's comment section never ceases to amuse.

  • @ethanjc1971
    @ethanjc1971 2 года назад +307

    Honestly can’t believe that some “people” would ever eat Lenny and Larry’s cookies

  • @DannyAlmond
    @DannyAlmond 8 месяцев назад

    Pepperridge Farms remembers what Schlatt said in 1999....Never Forget.

  • @arty7122
    @arty7122 7 месяцев назад +1

    fully genuinly when i eat biscoff i feel like on the verge of traveling back in time to the mid 19th century for some reason

  • @Moon-by5ee
    @Moon-by5ee 2 года назад +751

    The part at 10:50 when he said “oooh someone’s been eating them”. Just got me laughing so hard idk why lmao

  • @lukekastner7453
    @lukekastner7453 2 года назад +1250

    Your hatred of soft cookies was redeemed by your spot-on perspective on the frosted sugar cookies.

    • @binguslol3757
      @binguslol3757 Год назад +18

      Had the exact same reaction

    • @toasterbathbombs139
      @toasterbathbombs139 Год назад +8

      couldn’t have described it better than schlatt

    • @MatthewCJoy
      @MatthewCJoy Год назад +23

      Chewy cookies literally taste and feel insanely unnatural

    • @joement9443
      @joement9443 Год назад +35

      @@MatthewCJoy I respect your opinion but you're wrong.

    • @remf1sh532
      @remf1sh532 Год назад

      @@MatthewCJoy CAUSE YOU ARE EATING CHIPS AHOY MASS PRODUCED GARBAGE SO YOU THINK CHEWY IS BAD. Eat a subway chewy cookie and stfu or find a bakery smh

  • @Trashcantunited
    @Trashcantunited 7 месяцев назад +1

    I think we can all agree that the subway cookies are the best cookies known to man the hard outside and the soft and chewy inside mwah perfection

  • @epsteindidntoffhimself5002
    @epsteindidntoffhimself5002 10 месяцев назад +2

    The first food list I agree with on fully, but with the mint Oreos the best way to eat them is after they have been in the fridge

  • @Uhstraalis
    @Uhstraalis 2 года назад +183

    The chat: says chewy cookies are s tier
    Jschlatt: **DISGUSTING**
    The chat: I always hated chewy cookies

  • @Mr.Manbat
    @Mr.Manbat Год назад +944

    Something I realized is that the best parts of this video is just schlatt having good memories of certain cookies and just being wholesome for once lol

    • @silentbehn180
      @silentbehn180 Год назад +5

      Man wrote a whole paragraph and got no reply’s smh

    • @kikicupcake1000
      @kikicupcake1000 Год назад +28

      @@silentbehn180 one sentence isn’t a paragraph.

    • @bakugokatsuki1257
      @bakugokatsuki1257 Год назад +7

      Also when he talks about the gay p-

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 Год назад +25

      ​@@kikicupcake1000 Jeez bro no need to bust out a whole essay 🥶

    • @shitter69420
      @shitter69420 11 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@hazeltree7738Woah! Calm down there, Charles Dickens 🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵🥳🤧🤧🤕😵‍💫🤯

  • @Nacho_Cheee
    @Nacho_Cheee 9 месяцев назад +1

    I draw the line at saying chewy cookies aren’t it. Chewy cookies are just undefeated.

  • @pigeonleadre
    @pigeonleadre 8 месяцев назад

    Disappointed that the IKEA cookies were not on this list. This is simply a repeat of what happened in 1999.

  • @trevdoesweirdthings
    @trevdoesweirdthings Год назад +452

    I love how Schlatt completely changed sides about the chewy cookies from Chuckle Sandwich. Deep down this man is pushing away the childlike joy that you get from eating cookie dough.

    • @PS1Walter
      @PS1Walter 9 месяцев назад +29

      chewy cookies are fantastic and i will not be taking counterpoints. if we can get him to change sides from doors to wheels, we can get him to come back to our side.

    • @woofle7
      @woofle7 9 месяцев назад +2

      chewy cookies taste nothing like cookiedough they're just stale cookies

    • @canaan56
      @canaan56 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@woofle7that’s just wrong info

    • @seaman4610
      @seaman4610 9 месяцев назад +4

      ⁠Wouldn’t a stale cookie be even harder than normal?

    • @canaan56
      @canaan56 9 месяцев назад +1

      @seaman4610 no it would be crumbley asf and taste like a dry piece of cardboard

  • @pudpud_
    @pudpud_ 2 года назад +74

    “anyone who eats oreo thins is just trying to make themselves feel better”
    me: *that felt personal*

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/AJfQ_FB9naA/видео.html
      Finally here..

  • @bunsenhootie
    @bunsenhootie 9 месяцев назад +1

    Chewy cookies are for smart people Schlatt I’m telling you chewy cookies are built different!!!

  • @Bowl-0f-Soup
    @Bowl-0f-Soup 8 месяцев назад +1

    I was at a Publix with my mom a few days ago and she said “They need to make more Oreo flavors” just as we passed by like 46. Safe to say I’ve never been prouder being adopted

  • @TurtleBoyoIsCool
    @TurtleBoyoIsCool Год назад +1391

    Jschlatt: Talks bad about people who eat ginger snaps
    Also Jschlatt: Talks about how he likes ginger snaps

    • @ionobru
      @ionobru Год назад

      he said if you eat ginger snaps you get no pussy
      I mean he gets dick so he’s not wrong

    • @-cheddarcheese
      @-cheddarcheese Год назад +32

      he just knows that he cant call himself a good person after what he did in '99

    • @Gabush
      @Gabush Год назад +3

      he said they were better than biscoff he never said they were good

    • @jocelynransom1842
      @jocelynransom1842 Год назад +4

      He also said people who eat soft cookies are terrible people then said that he loved those frosted sugar cookies which are soft lmao

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 Год назад +3

      I mean, he just said "If you like these, you're never getting pssy"
      And he's right, Schlatt gets none. He goes for the meaty sticks

  • @mrender5108
    @mrender5108 2 года назад +233

    I always love it when Schlatt does a tier list because he always gives good reasons for why he likes and doesn't like them

    • @hamburger2430
      @hamburger2430 2 года назад

      Ha

    • @wgairborne209
      @wgairborne209 2 года назад +2

      Blatently wrong, some stuff he doesn't even give a reason why it sucks.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 года назад +1

      Dude dunked on my beloved lemon oreo cookies and you mean to tell me he is a good spokesperson for opinions on cookies? Shame

  • @lulu..e
    @lulu..e 9 месяцев назад

    "atone for your sins?.."
    the pope in the back: yes.. ATONE FOR THEM

  • @yasht4376
    @yasht4376 9 месяцев назад +1

    Nah brother is out here dissin the chewy cookies
    Edit: it’s ok he likes the frosted sugar cookies

  • @LooneyNuke
    @LooneyNuke 2 года назад +217

    Bro we need a 6 hour long stream of Schlatt listening to Everywhere at the End of Time in one sitting

    • @DrRocket8775
      @DrRocket8775 2 года назад +2

      Hell yes, I want to see him get destroyed by those albums

    • @user-zy2rn3ne1b
      @user-zy2rn3ne1b 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/CQHG12lIIQk/видео.html
      So true..

    • @Nikmg0
      @Nikmg0 2 года назад

      He uploaded full stream on Jschlatt vods

    • @DrRocket8775
      @DrRocket8775 2 года назад

      @@Nikmg0 no he hasn't; on both the official and archive VOD channels there isn't one where he listens to all the albums in sequence

  • @iansonofthor
    @iansonofthor 2 года назад +301

    The tier lists make a return at the best time.

  • @ebenwingren601
    @ebenwingren601 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jschlatt become Santa clause 🤯

  • @thefoxking4463
    @thefoxking4463 8 месяцев назад

    Something incredibly delicious exists:
    Slhatcc: “an A cus there is a better version of said cookie” like bro let them both share the spotlight

  • @TheRealNigerianMikePerry
    @TheRealNigerianMikePerry Год назад +2814

    Schlatt: "Chewy cookies are for terrible people"
    Also Schlatt: *proceeds to devour sugar cookies"

    • @TheRealNigerianMikePerry
      @TheRealNigerianMikePerry Год назад +18

      @@cfgeneric7677 oh yes ik but they are chewy cookies 😂😂

    • @jonathanjohnnyjoestar
      @jonathanjohnnyjoestar Год назад +45

      @@TheRealNigerianMikePerry They literally crumble, but aight.

    • @temp6156
      @temp6156 Год назад +73

      Sugar cookies are definitely not chewy cookies unless you be eatin stale sugar cookies.

    • @mysiph
      @mysiph Год назад +37

      they are soft and crumbly not chewy

    • @horriblebeing
      @horriblebeing 11 месяцев назад +18

      Hol up, they're chewy?
      But they're soft and crumbly

  • @onenightinkyoto2633
    @onenightinkyoto2633 2 года назад +192

    13:10 when Schlatt was having a flashback from Fantano, I watched that a total of 23 times because of how hard it was making me laugh. It had no reason being that funny to me

    • @ElkkuH
      @ElkkuH 2 года назад +5

      Currently doing that

    • @ayospaghetti7220
      @ayospaghetti7220 2 года назад +5

      Currently just over came my laughing fit cause I instantly knew who he referenced and seeing fantano slowly appear on screen killed meee

    • @TommyAgramonSeth
      @TommyAgramonSeth 2 года назад +3

      And The Caretaker playing on the background as it happens really makes it perfect.
      At least I think it's The Caretaker... I forgor 💀

    • @ID0NTFUCKRATS
      @ID0NTFUCKRATS 2 года назад

      What was the music?

    • @nitrofic914
      @nitrofic914 2 года назад

      whats the music

  • @ClaireSunshine
    @ClaireSunshine 8 месяцев назад

    Lemon Oreo in F, What an amazing way to invalidate your entire board

  • @SerynityTv
    @SerynityTv 8 месяцев назад

    this isnt the same person who lost the key to his apartment. I refuse 😃

  • @faithbongi4937
    @faithbongi4937 2 года назад +986

    Right when he pulled out the chewy cookie my friend said “i love those they are the best” and i agreed, then Schlatt said they were for terrible people we looked at eachother then said they weren’t that good.

    • @imoverherestroking7961
      @imoverherestroking7961 2 года назад +124

      sheep☠️

    • @rms1144
      @rms1144 2 года назад +57

      Nah they slap. I would die for a chewy chips a hoy

    • @ZynetESLD
      @ZynetESLD 2 года назад +12

      They're a B ranking for me

    • @eyo8766
      @eyo8766 2 года назад +5

      Hello fellow terrible person :D

    • @NoMitherNoProblem
      @NoMitherNoProblem 2 года назад +19

      Most crunchy cookies that aren’t Oreos have the texture and flavor of burnt toast. If you like crunchy cookies you should be institutionalized.

  • @dreadmink8577
    @dreadmink8577 2 года назад +423

    "Chewy cookies are for terrible people"
    Well that makes more sense they are the only cookie i like (with a few exceptions)

    • @Unoriginal____Starwalker
      @Unoriginal____Starwalker Год назад +1

      @Furfox they are saying they are a terrible person. Bruh, also chewy cookies are delicious.

  • @toaster2428
    @toaster2428 3 месяца назад +2

    3:40 True!

  • @FuntimeFoxyAlr
    @FuntimeFoxyAlr 10 месяцев назад +1

    Before I go to this guys house I’ll watch every one of his ranking videos so I don’t bring the wrong snack

  • @spamdarsh4319
    @spamdarsh4319 2 года назад +444

    Finally, someone who properly explained how it is to eat frosted sugar cookies.

    • @thebxtcher8378
      @thebxtcher8378 2 года назад +13

      Frosted sugar cookies are the epitome of awful

    • @spamdarsh4319
      @spamdarsh4319 2 года назад +6

      @@thebxtcher8378 But are also really good.

    • @inachos9766
      @inachos9766 2 года назад

      @@thebxtcher8378 bruh

    • @Zecxrity
      @Zecxrity Год назад +6

      That's basically how it is eating anything with sugar

    • @spamdarsh4319
      @spamdarsh4319 Год назад +4

      @@ZecxrityMaybe so, but frosted sugar cookies are easily the most extreme example of that notion.

  • @isimartsy3422
    @isimartsy3422 2 года назад +481

    "Do you call them Ranboo cookies?" Ah, Schlatt.. You never fail to make me laugh.

    • @samkmd7049
      @samkmd7049 2 года назад +3

      @@bugging-out9250 bocolate bip bookies

    • @rencecs6720
      @rencecs6720 2 года назад

      Yin yang cookie

    • @rabidredpanda2888
      @rabidredpanda2888 2 года назад

      Wtf is ranboo

    • @isimartsy3422
      @isimartsy3422 2 года назад +2

      @@rabidredpanda2888 Ranboo is a friend of Schlatts.

    • @v1sea457
      @v1sea457 Год назад

      Its called polvoron for us.

  • @redstoneguy0563
    @redstoneguy0563 8 месяцев назад

    i agree with your chewy chips rating, but i love them, it feels like rubber and i love them

  • @ieatrats8224
    @ieatrats8224 9 месяцев назад +1

    12k dislikes. I can still see them. You can't hide forever schlatt.