You realize there's a reason they put air into the bags? It's because if it wasn't there you'd end up with a bag of crushed chips, I'd prefer a bag with extra air that is slightly deceptive, then a bag of crushed chips.
Schlatt is the only one that understands the importance and value of the E Tier. It’s the tier for things that suck ass but have at least 1 or 2 redeeming qualities that make it superior to the Fs but still worse than the Ds.
I appreciate how varied his S-Tier Chips were. They all have their flavor and texture niches to make it to the top. Despite me not actually trying most of the chips, since I'm in another freaking country.
There was a brief period where Doritos had their “late night” flavors, and cheeseburger was one of them. It sounds bad in theory, but I have never had as good of a chip than the cheeseburger Doritos and I still haven’t forgiven them for discontinuing them
Just like harvest snaps. People look at them, see that they're basically baked green peas, and avoid them like the plague. I would have too, except someone forced me to try one once and I haven't looked back since.
This is the strongest I've ever seen Schlatt's New York accent. If he gets fat on top of that, he might become a national threat... a big guy, if you will.
When he pulled out those baked lays. No one has ever included the best chip in a tier list. Thank you, Big guy. Thank you. btw, the entire rest of the list was wrong.
I mean, we are talking about the platform that bullied a child (tommyinnit) so hard they needed therapy, and when they announced they were leaving twitter (smart move), they proved his point by bullying him more. Great platform lmao
My hometown makes their own chips. They are called Sterzings, and they’re a good chip to eat with Anderson Erickson sour cream and onion dip. They recently changed the recipe that’s even healthier. I’d love to see Schlatt try them.
Eye on the TV 'Cause tragedy thrills me Whatever flavour It happens to be like; Killed by the husband Drowned by the ocean Shot by his own son She used the poison in his tea And kissed him goodbye That's my kind of story It's no fun 'til someone dies Don't look at me like I am a monster Frown out your one face But with the other Stare like a junkie Into the TV Stare like a zombie While the mother Holds her child Watches him die Hands to the sky crying Why, oh why? 'Cause I need to watch things die From a distance Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies You all need it too, don't lie Why can't we just admit it? Why can't we just admit it? We won't give pause until the blood is flowing Neither the brave nor bold The writers of stories sold We won't give pause until the blood is flowing I need to watch things die From a good safe distance Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies You all feel the same so Why can't we just admit it? Blood like rain come down Drawn on grave and ground Part vampire Part warrior Carnivore and voyeur Stare at the transmittal Sing to the death rattle La, la, la, la, la, la, la-lie Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men. Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen. Shouldn't have to say it all again. The universe is hostile. so Impersonal. devour to survive. So it is. So it's always been. We all feed on tragedy It's like blood to a vampire Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies Much better you than I
I fucking love the editing in this video it’s so fucking clean. Didn’t even feel like 17 minutes. Music choice FUCKIN BALLIN. Was about to say Archie outdid himself turns out Big guy mostly edited it; Schlatt really outdid himself. Love your videos man, can’t wait for the streams
Yeah he made this video great, 17 minutes of good content instead of 17 minutes of shit blabbering and oaahhhh, eewwww, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm auuughhhhh, and mmmmmmmm sound effects
As a christian, veggie straws was the only shit they would give at church and school (I went to a christian school) so its an honor big man put this at S tier
Not a Christian (agnostic) but there is something so humbling about them that’s just instant childhood nostalgia, whether it’s parting or doing some math problems in the 3rd grade. They take you back to some weird charm of comfort and gratefulness. They deserve that S and more.
The fact that Schlatt never ranked the jalapeno Cheetos or the bbq twisted Fritos has made me experience a level of rage that no man should ever be subjected to
Ya ever notice how when there are weird "off-color" products like the blue takis, or glacial cherry/those clear mixed berry gatorades or whatever, it's usually a red item turned into another color? That's because red dye is a very common allergy, so they're making products people with that allergy (Like me!) can have. Yellow and blue are also common allergies, but a lot of snacks and candies have loads of red dye in them, so they make substitutes with other colors so they're not boring and beige. Also I got so hyped over hot fries, those were my childhood. I live like 10 minutes from where I grew up and literally cannot find them anywhere except the specific neighborhood I grew up in. Dollar Generals do seem to sell them though. Make nachos with them, it's ungodly.
@@lr- I'm sure some of it is just marketing tbf, different colors are attention grabbing, like purple ketchup when I was a kid lol. But I do also know that dye allergies are on the rise, mostly in kids so I think we're gonna be seeing this more and more. I (23) was in the earlier "wave" of people developing dye allergies so seeing products switch to different colors or natural dyes/dyeless things has been something I'm keenly aware of.
When schlatt finds out about flamin' hot doritos: S easy S, the heat its like perfect you could stop if its spicy at the perfect even moment and the crunch is just amazing.
as a Aussie being, I'd like to inform you all that shapes are bloody fantastic, and I'm triggered that my dear jschlatt threw such incredible, flavoursome chips across the room. have fun cleaning that up buddy.
If Schlatt doesn’t make a new second channel called Schlatt Blue Heat where he uploads all of his videos exactly the same but with a blue filter, I’m gonna be real pissed
@@yallmindifipersona4795 no but you will be harrassed by many people. shapes are unique and have a lot of flavours. some like lamington are dogshit and you never want to eat them, others like chicken krimpie are the best
@@smokezz2422 i love me some dr. Pepper but im totally fine with getting clowned on by schlatt, as he insult evryone who ever even had the thought of liking it and that its absolut garbag, and then putting it in C tier above Coke zero
Everyone I’ve ever talked to for some reason or another finds sun chips bland, I’m so glad to have found people who know the greatest of a good sun chip..especially when you have it with a good sandwich from subway it slaps.
My man Schlatt giving Ruffles and Sun Chips the respect they fucking deserve. Shame he ain’t a fan of salt and vinegar though, always loved the Kettle brand flavor of those.
@@boardwax9794 true I hate salt and vinegar usually because it smells like fucking heartburn even before you eat it when you ain't got a nice mix of the salt and vinegar in the chip the vinegar overpowers everything then they taste like fucking dog shit
I heard him start dissing on lays, and I was getting ready to punch air if he called baked lays bad too. However, Schlatt is a man of culture, and he realized that baked lays are actually good. Good man.
The best part about them is how the only place you can find them is the donky corner stores where when you walk in after living their for a while everyone there is on like a first name basis, even though you're in constant fear of an imminent muggin
I think the amount of screaming schlatt does makes the ants more toxic than a twitter community trying to explain how pokemon cards are too sexual and rascist
I can say now that Schlatt really has made the Australian people riot against him. Shapes are a genuinely good chip. It’s a shame he bought the “worst” base one. Cheese and Bacon is where it’s at.
I like chips I think they’re tasty
You’re so right. Thank you ted
wow no need to be so hostile ted
hey 😏 *louder than everyone else*
ok
We know, Ted.
This list is going to be flipped on its head when they finally come out with Cool Ranch Communion Wafers
what's up checkmark
Why aren't there more likes and comments here XD
TRUEE
I like this comment more than Ted's.
oh just wait for the sour cream and onion wafers
Just grateful for the fact that Pringles is the only chip brand that doesn't sell air
How do you get likes immediately after you comment? Sus.
Who cares about air? Just look at the weight and that's your reference
wow im early
A just some guy with a mustache comment without over 1000 likes?
You realize there's a reason they put air into the bags? It's because if it wasn't there you'd end up with a bag of crushed chips, I'd prefer a bag with extra air that is slightly deceptive, then a bag of crushed chips.
2:55 baked lays are the best creation of lays ever made thank you for being with me on this one
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Agree, but the friggin cheese baked lays? God teir
Absolutely
Thats ong
@The_lord_of_ultramar frrrr
Schlatt is the only one that understands the importance and value of the E Tier. It’s the tier for things that suck ass but have at least 1 or 2 redeeming qualities that make it superior to the Fs but still worse than the Ds.
Well.. yeah
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No shit
Andy Capp’s Hot Fries brings me back to college lol. I got them with my meal bucks all the time before class when I didn’t have time for breakfast😂
Honestly schlatt doing a juice tier list would be pretty fun
His toilet: oh fuck no
OBAMA TRIANGE
No no no no no no NOOOOO
He better not sleep on my boy fanta
More like soda
Schlatt is turning himself into a real American. Love the progress.
Now all he needs are like 16 different guns and the nearest high school
@KY5 [10th Main Account] hope that is satire.
@@pigeonlover1234 its a bait
Hmm
Dont take the bait harambe
It’s been 2 years, schlatt bring the tier list back!
3 more months😢😢
@@Xenoverse-addicted-boi2 more weeks😢😢
@Octuplecommander9 more days 🙁
@@Fallingstaarss 15 more minutes
@Octuplecommander 3 hours more :(
I appreciate how varied his S-Tier Chips were. They all have their flavor and texture niches to make it to the top. Despite me not actually trying most of the chips, since I'm in another freaking country.
m.ruclips.net/video/mZilw16J38s/видео.html
Baked lays are garbage
Why?
@@ulysses988 Every mans garbage is another ones treasure
www.youtubeuis.com/watch?v=3xd5pZMbtZEc
He genuinely seems a lot happier after buying the monkey statues
I'm glad.
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear tob
@@AxxLAfriku They are, stop uploading.
@@AxxLAfriku Garbo.
Monke balls cures depression?
@@AxxLAfriku aye
one look at your channel and I instantly clicked off
hate that a lot
There was a brief period where Doritos had their “late night” flavors, and cheeseburger was one of them.
It sounds bad in theory, but I have never had as good of a chip than the cheeseburger Doritos and I still haven’t forgiven them for discontinuing them
Yeah, reminds me of pringles pizza chip. Tastes absolutely nothing like pizza, but I actually really like it.
@@joshuamark9316 pringles also had a cheeseburger flavor and it was amazing but they also discontinued it
yeah
@Ysabela cool
I had some taco lime flavored Doritos in Japan.
Of course they were good.
8:15 schlatt the line was “veggie straws are good.”
YES!
Schlatt: talking about Pringles
*"And I will never forgive them for what they did to my boy"*
Literally that exact moment I get a Pringles ad
*capitalism* lmao
Holy crap, it happened to me too
Me too, the same one he was talking about too lol
Schlatt talking bad about Lays cheddar and sour cream then saying that lays should take notes form Ruffles…
Me knowing that Lays owns both
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That’s the joke
m.ruclips.net/video/mZilw16J38s/видео.html
870
@@CreeFalcon-219 871
This is why I love Schlatt. I don’t even eat chips but I still watched this whole chips tier list
We don’t watch for the concept we watch for Schlatt
@@l_2745 yes
How tf do you not eat chips
@@l_2745 the man that cant be cancelled from cancel culture
@@II_icope_II he’s invincible
Schlatt knows what's up. Veggie straws are so dawgged on for no reason, veggie straws are goated.
Just like harvest snaps. People look at them, see that they're basically baked green peas, and avoid them like the plague. I would have too, except someone forced me to try one once and I haven't looked back since.
you did not just put baked lays on S tier. i thought i was the only one that loved those.
Woah, there so good!
sameee
I like you channel name
Heeey !
YOO SAME
This is the strongest I've ever seen Schlatt's New York accent. If he gets fat on top of that, he might become a national threat... a big guy, if you will.
@Тоmmylnit 🅥 thanks
can confirm this shit is strong
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He's already a national threat. What do you mean?
I never realized he had one
Mad respect for ranking Cool Ranch Doritos in S tier big guy 👍
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I’d love to see Jschlatt do a soda or just beverage tier list, I enjoyed the cereal and chips tier list a lot.
For a second I thought you were said you put pop in your cereal
Me and you the same Gavin
Or a candy tier list
I panicked cause I didnt remember putting a comment on a video lol
i dunno about that man. schlatt seems to have a bad habit of throwing particularly awful things.
He should make ones about Oreos I love his controversial opinions they make my day
I think, instead he should do "Cookies tier list" where he could include the oreos
Schlatt is the king of controversy mate
What about cookies you find at the supermarket?
me too 👍
@@plort111 There are 85 flavors of Oreo across the board with 20 to 30 being in common circulation (counting Thins).
When he pulled out those baked lays. No one has ever included the best chip in a tier list. Thank you, Big guy. Thank you. btw, the entire rest of the list was wrong.
BBQ baked chips are better.
LOL
No sour cream and onion baked lays are better
@@eggbag4182 this is why your parents are divorced
@@carsonthornton4107 war is gonna explode
3:02 dont tempt me shlatt
AYO but me to
SAMEEEE
“I’m gonna offend someone” offends twitter by existing
still good person to watch lol i enjoy his videos
I mean, we are talking about the platform that bullied a child (tommyinnit) so hard they needed therapy, and when they announced they were leaving twitter (smart move), they proved his point by bullying him more. Great platform lmao
Lol who cares about Twitter why do we still need to give those idiots the attention they want?
@@ledog9979 my idea of hell is being on the wrong end of a twitter fanbase
I'm pretty sure breathing air is 'offensive' to Twitter
@@remcoms You've got a point, that's what they want, if we give them attention, they will continue being idiots
My hometown makes their own chips. They are called Sterzings, and they’re a good chip to eat with Anderson Erickson sour cream and onion dip. They recently changed the recipe that’s even healthier. I’d love to see Schlatt try them.
Haha I live in a place known for hotdogs
(What is my life)
@@temmiethetem4803 same. Ours is Zweigles
My town has a chip brand called Hartley’s! They’re my favorite chip brand, especially their barbecue flavor.
all my Berlington homies be like:
Man, Sterzings are just really oily, it's hard to eat them without a dip.
sun chips are fuckin GOLD bro
2000% agree
@berd Why would they do that?
Fuckin diamond
69 likes 😳
I didn’t know my opinion was unpopular but every sunchip is F
I love the andy capp’s line up of chips
schlatt: all you've gotta do is make one of the products blue!?
also schlatt: has two plushies that are just orange and blue
Also buys the blue King Kong balls statue
ahahaha
the difference is one is a stuffed animal and one is a food
shlatt: pull out box of shapes
literally every aussie: o:
shlatt: throws and destroys a box of shapes
literally every aussie: ;-;
What is your favourite flavour or shapes?
@@sketches2522 savoury
U haven’t LIVED if you haven’t tried balsamic salt and vinegar shapes
I got pretty mad when he said they were bad , shapes are made by God himself.
They were chicken crimpy to that shit slaps, I was fine with were he put Lay’s but he dogged shapes
Schlatt going on and on about how he hates lays and then revealing that baked lays are his favorite chip is the twist of the century
Two very different things
Well they are better.
*”Schlatt”
Eye on the TV
'Cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavour
It happens to be like;
Killed by the husband
Drowned by the ocean
Shot by his own son
She used the poison in his tea
And kissed him goodbye
That's my kind of story
It's no fun 'til someone dies
Don't look at me like
I am a monster
Frown out your one face
But with the other
Stare like a junkie
Into the TV
Stare like a zombie
While the mother
Holds her child
Watches him die
Hands to the sky crying
Why, oh why?
'Cause I need to watch things die
From a distance
Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
You all need it too, don't lie
Why can't we just admit it?
Why can't we just admit it?
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing
Neither the brave nor bold
The writers of stories sold
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing
I need to watch things die
From a good safe distance
Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
You all feel the same so
Why can't we just admit it?
Blood like rain come down
Drawn on grave and ground
Part vampire
Part warrior
Carnivore and voyeur
Stare at the transmittal
Sing to the death rattle
La, la, la, la, la, la, la-lie
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen.
Shouldn't have to say it all again.
The universe is hostile. so Impersonal. devour to survive.
So it is. So it's always been.
We all feed on tragedy
It's like blood to a vampire
Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
Much better you than I
True
Schlart turned everyone off so hard he turned the lights off 14:36
Jschlatt: I’m not gonna eat them.
Also Jschlatt: proceeds to eat them
HAHA i was looking for this comment
he probity meant on Carma
@@charlize3445 Me too😂😂😂🤣
jerma moment
I fucking love the editing in this video it’s so fucking clean. Didn’t even feel like 17 minutes.
Music choice FUCKIN BALLIN. Was about to say Archie outdid himself turns out Big guy mostly edited it; Schlatt really outdid himself.
Love your videos man, can’t wait for the streams
@Тоmmylnit 🅥 no
Yeah he made this video great, 17 minutes of good content instead of 17 minutes of shit blabbering and oaahhhh, eewwww, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm auuughhhhh, and mmmmmmmm sound effects
i usually cant stand watching more than 5 minutes of tier list videos but damn schlatt just be entertaining
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Ok but he fucking obliterated shapes to oblivion at 14:11
As a christian, veggie straws was the only shit they would give at church and school (I went to a christian school) so its an honor big man put this at S tier
Not a Christian (agnostic) but there is something so humbling about them that’s just instant childhood nostalgia, whether it’s parting or doing some math problems in the 3rd grade. They take you back to some weird charm of comfort and gratefulness. They deserve that S and more.
finally some veggie chads
My mother would just buy like giant bags of veggie straws for me because Im the only person in my family who likes them
Are regular chips spawn of satan or something? They just do not give anything other than veggie straws?
@@leweishi3124 nah it’s probably just because they wanted something healthy
The fact that Schlatt never ranked the jalapeno Cheetos or the bbq twisted Fritos has made me experience a level of rage that no man should ever be subjected to
I can just imagine schlatt at the store getting one of every chip packet while the other customers stare at him
what's up checkmark
Check mark and only 1 reply (excluding me) that kinda makes me wanna say
RUclips dead,XD.
@@missing234 yes because you are REQUIRED BY LAW to reply to a verified account
I refuse
Edit: wait-
@@Diluted2654 LOL
i love sequels
I love you
@@ARandomGuy7889 bruh.
@@rome4uu I don’t love you
doesn't everyone?
@@Moriko73 looks at Disney straight to dvd sequels... Yah.. love em '-'
Ya ever notice how when there are weird "off-color" products like the blue takis, or glacial cherry/those clear mixed berry gatorades or whatever, it's usually a red item turned into another color? That's because red dye is a very common allergy, so they're making products people with that allergy (Like me!) can have. Yellow and blue are also common allergies, but a lot of snacks and candies have loads of red dye in them, so they make substitutes with other colors so they're not boring and beige.
Also I got so hyped over hot fries, those were my childhood. I live like 10 minutes from where I grew up and literally cannot find them anywhere except the specific neighborhood I grew up in. Dollar Generals do seem to sell them though. Make nachos with them, it's ungodly.
Actually quite interesting! Ever since I first saw Blue Takis I've been scratching my head as to what the meaning of the blue was.
@@lr- I'm sure some of it is just marketing tbf, different colors are attention grabbing, like purple ketchup when I was a kid lol. But I do also know that dye allergies are on the rise, mostly in kids so I think we're gonna be seeing this more and more. I (23) was in the earlier "wave" of people developing dye allergies so seeing products switch to different colors or natural dyes/dyeless things has been something I'm keenly aware of.
@@lr- blue takis are way hotter. don’t know what people are trying to grasp at when saying they are the exact same.
thanks for the information Giraffe FlavoredCondoms
Nut
"If I'm puttin somethin in my mouth, it better be hard." Schlut, 2024 (9:57)
"schlut" made me giggle
Honestly something i would say too
this was in 2021 tho
@@Ventriii still good joke tho
@@TylerThatMusicGuy2011 indeed
Listen, I like Sour Cream and Onion Lays chips
And yes, I agree that they are disgusting
Sounds slutty.... But I agree
I like em too! I think they are a bit gross, but they are my fave lays chips!
Same
no salt and vinegar is worse
I ate so much of them as a kid, it just tastes horrible now. Lays in general are just not my type of chip
When schlatt finds out about flamin' hot doritos: S easy S, the heat its like perfect you could stop if its spicy at the perfect even moment and the crunch is just amazing.
I can hear him saying that
@Ysabela the fuck
@@pinkpyjamas 5
Tapatio Doritos are also fire, you should try ‘em out 👍👍
as a Aussie being, I'd like to inform you all that shapes are bloody fantastic, and I'm triggered that my dear jschlatt threw such incredible, flavoursome chips across the room. have fun cleaning that up buddy.
Agreed
to be fair, the chicken ones kinda suck. the bbq ones are where it’s at.
That is very true and I am sad he only got the one flavour and didn’t even try them
Pizza and barbecue flavoured shapes are S tier
he have actually tried shapes, i mean Ryan has been sending boxes to him, and if im remembering correctly, schlatt said that he liked the pizza one
this was prime schlatt i think ive watched this vid like 20 times now
If Schlatt doesn’t make a new second channel called Schlatt Blue Heat where he uploads all of his videos exactly the same but with a blue filter, I’m gonna be real pissed
Ohhhh
ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html
……………..
I love this idea
Technically the blue heat doesn’t have lime flavor with the pepper flavor it’s just the pepper flavor. The red ones are pepper and lime.
Schlatt: aggressively throws shapes in rage
Also schlatt: hAhA pOpCoRnErS
Thats a felony in aus
@@envixity1307 Deadass?
@@envixity1307 remember that Americans get the bad version of Shapes that we rejected.
@@yallmindifipersona4795 no but you will be harrassed by many people. shapes are unique and have a lot of flavours. some like lamington are dogshit and you never want to eat them, others like chicken krimpie are the best
@@krs4395 true
Schlatt: “Im not even gonna eat it”
*proceeds to eat the chip*
Doritos 3D used to be good back in the day
I believe he ate the Hot Fries since he said he was gonna keep eating them as he rated the chips, but I could be wrong.
Time Stamp?
@@WinterDash57 he did
We have the same name and it’s spelled the right way!
I remember hearing someone say that if you don’t like Tostitos scoops you don’t like that fact you have to breathe and I completely agree
"I will make myself submissive and breedable just for a fcking bag of veggie flavored straws" my new favorite quote
Well I happen to have them..m
@Echo_1773Imagine being a year late to that comment.
Yall are so late bruhhhh
YES I LOVE IT ZERO SURGER
@@commanderblueproduction2401 no u
i just want to say as a hot fries fan, andy capp does indeed know what he’s doing
Apologies for my comment. This Schlatt guy is making me angry on my RUclips platform
He really do tho
For sure cheddar nice to
Andy capps hot fries are my favorite too
Agreed
Soda tierlist when?
I need to know Schlatts opinion on Dr. Pepper
hes gonna say that its taste like literal cough medicine and is absolutely ass but good at the same time and put it at c
dr pepper is the best soda no 🧢
@@smokezz2422 i love me some dr. Pepper but im totally fine with getting clowned on by schlatt, as he insult evryone who ever even had the thought of liking it and that its absolut garbag, and then putting it in C tier above Coke zero
@@gabrielfasching2227 bro you ever had dr.pepper cream float? That shit slaps
On GOD on god
@@thatdarnguy3050 haha no i have not, i do enjoy cherry dr pepper every once in a while, but you’ll never go wrong with the original
The whole Pope in the background thing has been sort of like the CoryXKenshin homicidal mystery
is nobody gonna talk about how schlatt just whipped out the body of christ
Oh yeah- LMAO
No, no we are not
You can buy them and they are quite good snacks ngl. Also in that form they arent blessed yet. They're only blessed when a priest does so.
m.ruclips.net/video/mZilw16J38s/видео.html
I love how schlatt was like, "I'm done with posting" and then was definitely not fucking done posting
the monkey balls brought back his interest in doing youtube
I was nervous about his rating for sun chips, glad to see it’s finally getting the praise it deserves
Wait people don't like sun chips?
@@jacobrudd6318 idk I just feel there not as popular
Praise the Sun Chips
Everyone I’ve ever talked to for some reason or another finds sun chips bland, I’m so glad to have found people who know the greatest of a good sun chip..especially when you have it with a good sandwich from subway it slaps.
@@lilzurako5798 yo honestly facts
I love going back to watch Schlip rate his favorite chips
As someone who works for FritoLay, this video was hilarious to me, especially the part at 12:52 because the 3Ds are one of our worst selling chips.
I've tried em before and there pretty good to me
Man people are sleeping on spicy ranch I'm obsessed with those little critters
@@jenthesquid yeah they are pretty good
@@jenthesquid I agree
They are a good tasting chip but I think the original doritos are slightly better
How does he not like onions? This looks like a man who munches on onions.
FRFR
Schlatt is an ogre, after all.
@@totallynottitan126 youre thinking of garlic
@@taggerung_ you mean onions? 'Ogres have layers' and onions do while garlic does not.
This thread is confusing- is he Wario or Shrek? Make up your minds people
I like the pain in his face every time he throws something across the room and it goes everywhere
The cereal video had a real comfy, christmassy vibe, but this one just SCREAMS gluttony.
He's the definition of "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."
69 baby
but the exact opposite
@@ExtrQuark Lays: schlatt are you disappointed at us?
schlatt: I’m not disappointed, I’m just mad
"I'm not msd, Im just disappointed" is a Frank Heffley quote I'm pretty sure.
His least favorite chips: Lays
His most favorite chip of all time: Lays
*hes on both teams so he wins either way*
@@skurlenk6564 its only illegal if he gets caught
We have lays in my country. Basically only lays
Logic 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I kinda agree with him. Sometimes the do be bussin but sometimes they are crap
We need more lists from schlatt
As an Australian watching him throw the shapes pained me
he probably hasn't had the pizza or nacho flavored ones, but I do feel your pain.
Tore my soul from my body
@@Exsistentiam Those ones are shit.
im up to that part rn and i need to take a breather, shapes are so good dude
Least they had there Australian chaos and went everywhere
I love how Schlatt genuinely hates some of these chips, but STILL bought the bags just for us
probably made double the money from what he spent on the chips themselves with just this video
@@sopaipillasss double 💀
@@tozard4548 oh yea my mistake, not double, probably like 10 times the money
@@sopaipillasss 10 times 💀
More than hundred times easily...
My man Schlatt giving Ruffles and Sun Chips the respect they fucking deserve. Shame he ain’t a fan of salt and vinegar though, always loved the Kettle brand flavor of those.
kettle salt and vinegar is s tier in my book, any other salt and vinegar chip is dogshit
Lies, slander
@@boardwax9794 tru
@@boardwax9794 true I hate salt and vinegar usually because it smells like fucking heartburn even before you eat it when you ain't got a nice mix of the salt and vinegar in the chip the vinegar overpowers everything then they taste like fucking dog shit
ruclips.net/video/dQjamUNQh88/видео.html
I respect this tear list cuz i will put them the same playsis like you bro
"I will make myself submissive and breedable just for a fucking bag of veggie straws" -Sclatt 2021
thats going in the quote book
“ if i’m putting something in my mouth. it better be hard”
I need this to be my senior quote
@@ems6046 remember to put -Some random dude in a youtube comment
@@lightnpc absolutely
Lol “sclatt”
My man straight up killed shapes, all of the Australians here have mobilised
*slowly puts my packet of shapes away*
not liking shapes here in australia is considered a sin.
Jschlatt has never hurt me more. Cheese and bacon shapes are like my near favourites
I love Jshlatt but he hates shapes so now he must be cancelled. I'm sorry. U.U
/j
(/j = /Joke)
@@glitchy_demon13 Please, don't ever put /j on anything again
Schlatt: IS THIS HOW THEY MAKE MONEY? CHANGING THE COLOR OF THE TAKIS?
Me: Oh good sir, let me intoduce you to Rainbow Goldfish
the best goldfish
@@tomatodia2603 the funnest goldfish
@@tomatodia2603 agreed
Actually each colo(u)r have different flavors so yeah
@@theanimator3070 bs, if you read the back of the bad it just shows the color codes
I used to love baked lays and they’re still really good
I heard him start dissing on lays, and I was getting ready to punch air if he called baked lays bad too. However, Schlatt is a man of culture, and he realized that baked lays are actually good. Good man.
Punching air IS punching lays
@@musab227 LMAO
jschlatt: "I'm not even gonna eat them!"
Also jschlatt: *Proceeds to eat them*
I really don't care about most chips but seeing schlatt acknowlege hot fries and putting them at S tier made my day.
Whole reason I clicked
Tried hot fries because of this video and now i’m hooked. Ordered a 48 pack box and now I’m slowly chipping away at it over time lol
The best part about them is how the only place you can find them is the donky corner stores where when you walk in after living their for a while everyone there is on like a first name basis, even though you're in constant fear of an imminent muggin
i thought you said s tier sorry
One of the best chips.
Shlatt’s lay’s opinion finally made me realize that I’m not alone. He’s alone for what he did in ‘99, though.
The fact that schlatt encourages his cancelation makes me fear big guy even more.
salt and vinegar chips are my favorite
@@orenjew me too
@@Endergod4754 me three
I'd like this comment but its perfectly 222 rn so I'm not gonna
@@noir_wolfe1099 good news, you can like it
Schlatt is preaching what we're all too scared to admit about Lays.
Your trippin
But I love sour cream onion lays
O.o
No they are so good. Obviously they are good they are the highest selling chip 😂
@@JustTheCreep YESSS THANK YOU SOUR CREAM AND ONION IS SO UNDERRATED
"If I put something in my mouth, it better be hard!" - Jschlatt
wait a f*cking minute
thats a motto to live by
@@edmundjasper5412 I already live by it
AYO A BIT SUS
Mmm yes
Schlatt really is a man of culture. He loves Sunchips. Sunchips are amazing
fun fact, here in sweden, the pringles man is still normal, not fucking destroyed
Same in England
same in germany
Bless yall in Europe. Mr. Pringles here in the States have been severely nerfed 😤
Same in ksa
In italy too
I love lays, but that's mainly cause i have so many memories of sittin down with my grandpa and just eating entire bags with him.
The good ol'days
Grandpa makes you forget the shitty taste of chips and just enjoy life
Same but with fritos :)
I'm the same, we would eat original lays all day long
Same but with my nana!!
The good Ol'Lays*
Original Lays, they're greasy and I'm 90% sure the flavor is just salt.
Man it says just salted bro
I'm a simple person, that's all I need lMAO
@@the_bunga theyre FUCKIN LYIN. its literally salt. ruffles are better fuck lays honestly
Which is hilarious because he put plain ass, greasy as shit Fritos in B tier
I hate original lays they have no reason to exist
This video inspired me to finally give sun chips a try and holy balls they are good
They thought he went off the rails when he did one of the most controversial things rating cereal but rating chips this man truly knows no fear
"y'know, if i'm putting something in my mouth, it better be hard" - schlatt at 09:57
I was betting $5 to my cousin (who was watching with me) that I won’t go down 10 comments before I see that quote
I’m buying myself a drink
"and that's rich coming from me, because my cock doesn't work"
I love that quote lol
Jshlatt out of context
@@pancakeswithbutter4767 based
Jschlatt: “You made a perfectly good chip 3D!!! Im not even eating these”
*eats chips a few seconds later*
This video was what made me try veggie straws for the first time 2 years ago. They are ABSOLUTELY an S tier crispp!!!!! >W
"It says smart on it, so it's got to be healthy"
This is why I love Smarties, the healthiest candy out there.
And they give you body armour after you eat a few!
That's my favorite too
I love smarties because they promote drug use in children who crush them into powder and snort them like drugs or smoke it like a joint.
They're just a bit of chocolate atleast there not as bad as rockets tbh
@@iceydiver we found the canadian, get em bois
Schlatt: “I’m not even gonna fucking eat them.”
Schlatt: *eats them*
as an australian, him throwing that box of shapes hurt my soul and has made me send my pet kangaroos to ambush his house.
so true, but im nz lol
Distracte him with a bilby then ambush him
Esy
the chicken flavor is the best
I thought I was the only Australian here
12:11
Schlatt: I'm so sorry Doritos,
15 seconds later
Schlatt: this one kinda sucks
Let’s play a game of “how many ants does jschlatt find in his room”
Or , how many homeless people can you lure into your house :o
@@ikunastu1590 about 16 trillion
My brother!
I think the amount of screaming schlatt does makes the ants more toxic than a twitter community trying to explain how pokemon cards are too sexual and rascist
@@nime934 holy shit
I can say now that Schlatt really has made the Australian people riot against him. Shapes are a genuinely good chip. It’s a shame he bought the “worst” base one. Cheese and Bacon is where it’s at.
He said he is biased.
bro this man hating on chicken crimpys
the best shapes flavour
and he just threw that amazing thing away
no wonder thats the case
Chicken crimpys are f tier. BBQ and pizza is where it’s at
Most of them have their place but if you like cheddar cheese shapes youre mental
lol
Seeing schlatt not only talk about Hot Fries but rank it so high, it was like my life has been validated
Ever had there cheddar fries?
a bot stole your comment
F
He needed to rank hot Cheetos version and then salsa verde Doritos
“If something goes in my mouth it better be hard.” Jschlatt
Me: weird pick of word option
The word you might be looking for is diction my friend, or at least weird choices of words
Very poor choice of words
@@masterspork3735 dicktion*
Thats what she said
If Schlatt ever had Ruffles’ “all dressed” flavor? He’d lose his mind
ruclips.net/video/h4x1mceiwAI/видео.html
Can confirm. All Dressed is terrific.
You are so right that it's funny
I love all dressed. All hail canada lmao
Nah nah nah, no ruffles. Humpty Dumpty all dressed is where it’s at 👌👌👌
Watching Schlatt rant about how he’s gonna beat the shit out of a marketing employee for giving life to Takis Blue Heat is hilarious.
This is so true
You right
rant?
@@PugzFP do you, not know what rant means?
@@gcqen5ucw1x2bgev nt?
Everyone who likes veggie straws always used to use them as cigarettes and eat them slowly as they get used like real ones 😂
“I will become submissive and breedable for veggie straws” well I certainly didn’t expect that
Fax they bomb 💣
"You know if I put something in my mouth it better be hard"
Schlatt
_WHAT_
Seeing Schlatt not only talk about Hot Fries but rank it so high, it was like my life had been validated.
I respect schlatt even more after the veggie straws rating. It’s ever funnier to me because I want to be an aerospace engineer
Veggie straws are slept on maaaan. They're so good
Milk, Juice, Honeybun.
@@Tactical5 what the fuck are you saying there buster?
@@Tactical5 what the hell
You forgot the quotation marks on “schlatt”