What Liquid Works Best In Cereal?
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What Liquid Works Best In Cereal? Ted Nivison and Schlatt journey to find out the answer to that question in this taste-test type video from Ted's award winning and awesome channel
Schlatt: @jschlattLIVE
Cereal battle art: / wheatskins_
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Ted Nivison is a RUclips entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on RUclips making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, RUclips, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well. 
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Alternate title: two grown men make decisions even 5 year olds know not to make
u mean fetus?
I don't know man. Kids can be pretty fucking stupid
Dish soap
Actually just two ten year olds trying to one up each other lol
Well the 5 year olds need to learn what not to do from _someone_
I gotta say, Ted and Schlatt are usually the ones intimidating other people in the collab videos they do, so it is a god damn pleasure to watch two apex predators attempt to do the same thing to one another.
Schlatt was not apex enough to stop the Milkman.
The thing is, when Schlatt is with Ted, he IS the prey
This comment is so superbly on point
They are like two bull bison, facing off in the Yellowstone wilderness while we, the tourists, watch from our cars with horrified awe
Its like watching to male ostriches fight, its wacky but you know someone at the end of the day is going to get hurt
Schlatt: "When you have things to eat, there shouldn't be bubbles"
Also Schlatt: *points at dishsoap*
Those aren't bubbles ... yet
You like men. You like men kissing don’t you.
i was reading this and and a soap ad popped up
@@Thefakenoob462SAME
You also should not eat dishsoap
The realization in "oh you can't actually swallow that" is so good
They weren't lying about Ted's violent tendencies on the hit, popular and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich
The ads are evolving.
Hit, popular, and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich that's available on Audible, Spotify, RUclips, and Apple Podcasts? Featuring Ted Nivison, JSchlatt, and Charlie Slimecicle?
This shit feels like Mythical Morning
You have to shut up
Thats two faced Teddy for ya
It’s so weird to see Schlatt cower like a child under Ted’s iron fist of dominance
Even schlatt fears the Big man
hes the bigger big man
@@kaim7709 there's always a bigger guy
No joke their violent personas complement each other very well
@@spooky_sockboy3400 🤣
The world deserves a part 2 with orange juice, hot sauce, ranch, Mountain Dew, and other horrid liquids
Wine
@@imstupid880 pee
30% vinegar
They gotta commit and do bug spray
@@imstupid880you madlad that’s horrible
14:10 his call for mom is a genuine sign that chugging thick water is a terrible idea.
Without Charlie to balance them out, these two get pretty crazy.
they are in fact the biggest guys currently in existence. shit's bound to get crazy
Lets be real, Charlie would definitely be doing this shit with them if he could.
Theres a yin and yang: charlie
And then theres these bitches: schlatt and ted
there's a reason that you need all of the 3 gods of chaos together at the same time. if only 2 of them are together, we die
Its not charlie in particular. It just turns out you need three braincells rather than two to not eat dish soap.
This was the worst day of my life
Same
Very cool!
big guy
Truly disgusting
unfortunate
It's funny watching Jschlatt progressively get more and more drunk as the video continues
Well that's pretty much canon for who schlatt is! 😂😂😂
i legitimately suggest yogurt instead of milk. you get extra tangy-ness without compromising the creamy-ness
somehow schlatt looks both really rich and homeless
Brother
cus of the hair
Facts
Offbrand pablo escobar
A transport hawk that delivers heroin
“It sucked going in, but towards the end it got a little better.” -Schlatt 2021
ITS THE FOX MAN
Can I join the circus?🦧
Yup
name of your sextape lol
YOUR PFP-
The look on teds face when schlatt starts chugging the thick water is just pure horror at what he has witnessed
Rewatching this video has made me appreciate DougDoug’s will to chug olive oil by itself each day
Yes
HAHAHA YEA
It’s not that bad, it’s just bitter
@@ianorsomething WHA- DID YOU TEST IT
@@Siamesetiger178 yeah ofc
i feel like this "big milk" character is just trying to stop people from adding amendments to the geneva convention
Suggestion*
@@lorgotsbrig8494 Obligation*
this was ridiculously difficult to watch
agreed
Yooo isaac
hi isaac
isaacwhy youtube channel
yeah
Watching them try to eat the cereal with dish soap was enough to activate MY gag reflex
16:31
the way they retched simultaneously 💀
I once ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch with mayonnaise while I was high af on sleep meds. My reasoning was "It looks like milk, should work fine." I'm so glad someone has now shared the burden of this knowledge
I like mayo. I can eat it straight from the jar (a few spoons at most though) but even I have to admit that combined with cereal it's gonna be rough.
The white gets the cereal right, everybody knows this truth
@@LordMegatherium you are a war criminal
@@LordMegatherium Right there officer, take the shot
@@LordMegatherium you *are* the war crime
im glad schlatt gave the viewers a more immersive point of view in the shopping segment since the average fan is about half the size of ted
Bold of you to assume.
I am 5”3. I see nothing but truth.
ted could comfortably eat me in one meal
Yes, we are all small men
I am back, he is 5’8. He is about average, I am thirteen and 6’1 somehow
I love how schlatt doesn’t have much of a reaction when he drinks the alcohol cereal but Ted despises it
Literally a classic. I'm rewatching it from time to time and it never gets old. Keep it up boys, we need more content like this
Fun fact: Due to olive oil being a large conglomeration of lipids, it’s incredibly hydrophobic, and considering that your throat is coated in water based saliva, the thing that helps you swallow aside from base muscle movements, it becomes much harder to swallow. How do I know these things? I drank a cup of olive oil in my biochem honors class in high school. I nearly threw up drinking it and I’ve regretted it ever since. But hey, the scientific experience was nice.
Ngl that's real cool shit dude
I wanna drink it but hearing as people have gagged from it, it's not looking too enticing to have my lunch donated to the trashcan.
Science should be the answer to doing stupid shit.
Friend: Why did you drink that oil? You almost threw up.
You: For science.
Friend: Sounds legit. Carry on.
@@yanselalmodovar918 you make a lot of good points there
@@yanselalmodovar918 legit that’s basically what happened since I sat next to one of my best friends in that class lmao
Olive oils homophobic!
Dammmn risky take
schlatt saying mommy whilst drinking thick water has ruined my whole week
Bestie it made mine
the way he moaned when he ate in the car was also horrendous
It made mine (￣∇￣*)ゞ
It made my day better 😩
Mans has Mommy Issues HAHA
I love that Schlatt sounds the most furious at Ted while they're utilizing the fluids that HE pick.
sometimes i put this video on in the morning so i can pretend im eating breakfast with ted and schlatt
“Like LA tap water”
“That’s not true!”
Then why did you buy a bottle of water?
Because all tap water is disgusting
@@Letsplaynumbers I mean not necessarily
@@Letsplaynumbers at least all US tap water
@@plece incorrect. City tap water. Source your tap by a nice ol stream or well
Is this a reference
Ted: is The Milkman
Schlatt: milks men
True
They’re compatible
underrated comment
WHO USES MILK IN A JUG, BE NORMAL USE BAGS OF MILK
@@tapeesa2866 are you kidding me???? drinking milk in a bag just sounds so sad
Legend has it, Schlatt has not returned the lime green Tesla to this day
1:35 this totally foreshadowed the margaritaville trip of 2023.
schlatt looks like he's one step away from being in absolute misery
That's because he's in LA
@@thomasdamery7734 with all that smog
he always does
same
Just watching him “chug” the THICC water proves he’s on the edge of breaking everyday
The fact that you didn’t do 1 bite but filled a whole fucking bowl every time is what makes this video.
what was the thought process behind that. I hope it was as a joke but then again maybe they just never considered pouring less. Maybe they had to make a full bowl to get an accurate feel for the cereal eating experience.
the visual experience is key to true cereal appreciation
I think it depends on what cereal you're using for what drinks. I feel like fruit loops would work pretty well with the lemon lime, the lemonade and the margarita mix
The face that Schlatt made when he said " Bang! " While hitting the La Croix can was EASILY the best face I have ever seen
Ted is such a kind soul to have let a homeless man eat a nice meal bless his soul
Did u just call jshlatt homeless lol (it’s funny)
PLSSS AKBAJVHSVACDN
LMAO
I wouldnt call it a nice meal but ok
Haha it's funny because like he's implying that jschlatt Is a homeless
*Jschlatt looks at dish soap*
Ted : No, that's not edible.
*Literally seconds after*
*Ted picks up raid bug spray*
Eating soap isn’t relatively bad for you, but I do believe it could give you diarrhea
@@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc "What,you're gonna have so diarrhea later on?everybody poops." -Ted
@@mastersombrastudios6837 ???
@@TheRealSteveHarvey its from the video...
*s u n b l o c k*
i love the grocery shopping because their friendship really shines through
Ted looks so happy with a mask on. It hides the tears really well
i like how most of the second half whenever schlatt isn’t doing anything he looks like he’s about to fall asleep
The thick water put him in a catatonic state
he was probably a bit tipsy
Yeah man, so cool to not care. Like so cool. Just the coolest.
That's probably because he chugged half the margarita bottle.
it was that fuckin thicc water man, he just couldn't bounce back after that
I love how Ted seems to be the only person Schlatt fears
i guess breaking one's arm with a baseball bat does that to a man
And big lion
He's the only person more chaotic
What man wouldn't when Ted claims cereal can go with anything but milk.
Schlatt is scared of Ted because Ted is the only person to match his power level
I love how dish soap placed second with a score of 13/20 being only close behind apple juice which had a 13.5. Dish soap was only half a point away from being the best alternative to milk.
I feel like the coffee would be better with Frosted Flakes, less coffee needed and more sugar
Tip for soap in mouth:
If for a punishment you’re forced to put soap in your mouth, brush your teeth right after. Helps the aftertaste of the soap go away easier. Brush your teeth however many times you need. Try to especially get your tongue and the roof of your mouth.
As nice as this sounds, sadly not enough likes for them to see and I doubt they would anyway and rather risk life itself for they themselves are demigods that no human can fathom the power they have even for the stunts they perform.
Thank I’m not a bad kid but my mom forces me so I have to thanks 🙏🏼
or just act like you cant breath and make them feel bad
@@rathot6683 We both know that won't work
I just eat the soap, and now I have a thing called "Volatile Health Conditions."
Charlie is Chaotic Good, Ted is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil.
Extremely true
And that makes for a good podcast
Yeah, what about some other people though? Imo minx is neutral evil.
Cr1tikal is a true neutral
I was gonna bring up Swagger's but I rather not rate him like that
I feel as though having dark chocolate cereal pillows with milk chocolate pillows inside of them with white chocolate viscous liquid in that, and then taking white chocolate milkshake and adding extra milk that is very cold to make it more runny, and then pouring that onto the cereal would be absolutely delicious. Also, adding margharetia to cereal in the morning is when you know you have a problem...
I feel like a tiny amount of lemon juice or honey would work in porridge
I love how they totally skipped over the obvious, best replacement for milk: Yogurt.
"Drink 1 glass of water if ingested"
Schlatt: Drinks bottle of tequila
It's the same thing for that man.
@@slashatsasha784 isnt it for us all
It's not even tequilla it was just margarita mix
@@boowomp7574 how is that worse tho
“Are you gonna swallow this”
“It’s cereal?”
We saw the video
@@doogan8255 shut up
@@kaycincork nah
@@doogan8255 ratio
@@clayph0bia wow i feel so attacked oh no a stranger on the internet got more likes then me wow i am now half a man what will i do
what you said about the cold brew is honestly how i feel about all the coffee i've ever tasted
it's good for like 1-2 seconds, then the actual taste arrives, and then the aftertaste when you swallow..
Y'all should redo this but make it about random liquids as dipping sauces for wings.
oh god i saw the dish soap and just immediately went “oh god schlatt no”
Yup same
As someone with lactose intolerance, “power through it” is EXACTLY what I do because fuck not eating ice cream, cereal, pizza, and Mac and cheese, and anything else with dairy
Haha easy to say it untill you shit bricks
@@RG_Rizzy Bricks? More like soft cement.
@@cloudperson890 honestly
Just take some Lactaid before and after, it gets rid of the symptoms. Story time, the first time I drank milk after developing lactose intolerance, I had two glasses. Five minutes later I was writhing around in pain, it was worse than period cramps, similar to appendicitis. 😰 Could tolerate milk just fine until I went to college, didn't know you could grow out of that ability!
How are you not hospitalized
I work at a news station and a few months ago we had a sound bite from a guy who was legitimately named Trend
PLSSS
i've had cereal both with bailey's and chocolate milk, those were pretty good... bailey's also works in mushroom soup
It's odd to see Schlatt with someone of similar height who he isn't completely towering over
2 big men
@@DJProfessorL huge
@@yufelon massive.
@@bee_._berry7324 enormous
@@user-ig6xd2zf5r gigantes
The Milkman? Trying not milk? Impossible.
ratio
whats up checkmark
What's up checkmark
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not milk 😂
I don't know why but i keep on rewatching this video every few months. Good vid!
3:33 I have lactose intolerance and I totally agree, I eat cereal almost every morning. "Just power through it... everyone poops"
Schlatt: “I’M A MAN” *chugs beer cereal*
Also Schlatt: “mommy. Mommy. MOMMY” 😫
Nothing more manly
I want to like but it's at 666-
Loving your mommy is hella manly
@@Justlilmonster yes
@@user-ix4il2ql2v agreed.
Ted is basically the singular boundary between Schlatt and death.
ack why did this send me so much lmao
@@ray-wp3rw where did it send you
@@Cytise91 hell
@@ray-wp3rw Have fun crawling back up if you can then
@@ray-wp3rw are you out yet?
really great content Bertram and Trend, keep it up!
13:02 Why does it look like you guys are pouring a shitload of hand sanitizer on your cereal?
“It’s cereal”
- Jschlatt, about to eat dish soap.
But its cereal
It's interesting how a bee's life is, find a partner, mate, die
Their life is honey, nut, cheerio
pffft-
Their partner usually being the queen bee
Holy shit why does this not have more likes?
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Can’t believe this video is only 1 year ago, I feel like I watched this like 3 years ago?
This is a video I can watch 100 times over and still enjoy.
next time try blending cereal into a shake and then use that with cereal
Wait that’s actually kind of a good idea
cereal squared
Holy crap that actually sounds great lol
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@@wilburfoot U AGAIN :O
You see, the reason why we know Schlatt isn't a Millennial and in fact a Gen Z is the fact that he thought that putting dish soup into his cereal was a good idea.
(fucking spelt soap as soup)
Trying to eat dish soap is definitely a Gen Z move, in all honesty. We’re all fucking idiots
@@thequeenofcringe1585 True for most
@@thequeenofcringe1585 We are the epitome of pure stupidity
@@JoAnna-le2wr Gen Z just has “this is a terrible idea, but I’m gonna go through with it anyway” energy and I love that for us.
I thought schlatt was gonna be able to do it for some reason, kinda disappointed he didn't manage but probably better that he didn't. I was debating on trying it myself but decided I was to lazy
14:31 shlag’s sole left his body
I love how they give the most life threatening liquid the highest score
Jschlatt singing Astronaut In The Ocean is forever engraved into my brain now.
timestamp??
what you know about rolling down in the deep
@@izzbee3419 10:12
i want a full version of him singing the entire song
@@yoitsads when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze
It’s nice to see Ted feed a homeless man, very kind of him.
yeah whos this guy he found off the streets? he seems pretty dangerous. looks like the kinda guy to have a cardboard cutout of the pope that he talks to, ya know?
Ted is the reason he is homeless in the first place. After ted broke his hand at baseball game he fell on hard times ),:
@@cyber2952 he peaked in 1999
When they drank the lemon juice I was legit thinking they would get fucking gerd
@@cyber2952 He's a stone cold business man
This somehow went from milk to them sitting next to a bottle of dish soap in 13 minutes.
Schlatt was on the right tracks with the natty light tho. Last year my cousin in Holland introduced me to the concept of the konterbier, having a beer with breakfast the morning after drinking a lot to keep the hangover away
I love that Schlatt sounds the most angry at Ted when they're using the liquids that HE choose.
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@@naterosen9786 first like
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Yeah well I’m sure Schlatt was incredibly drunk
@@Egg_Sandwich1 on one hand yes but also he’s an alcoholic so maybe no
“It felt good going in; I was surprised” -Jschlatt 2021
*Gayschlatt
*also,i think Jschlatt is a good person,it was a joke*
@@RokuDaBoi dude you just associated gay with not being a good person. I know you probably didn’t mean it but really?? *homophobic much?*
Lol
@@darrenflips7346 That was the joke
"Cheerios are good, they just wanna make you kill yourself" schlatt
this video is so well edited
fun fact: red bull is meant to taste like medicine with a bit of sugar
Ted and schlatt with the hot take “poison tastes bad”
Poison tastes good, but only once
@@eagle0710 if you speedrun your poison consumption, it can taste good more than once!
@@nxlschrona7969 we need dream to get on this
Well alcohol is poison but that shit pretty good
@@nickhenley1338 alcohol is poison but watered down severly
Ted saying "Welcome to LA." Whilst holding a spoon full of honey nut cheerios doused in olive oil radiates an energy I cant describe
I can. Chaotic
Pure fucking Entrophy right there
@@UncleAsmos2005 Ted gives off so much pure entropy that he actually breaks the second law of thermodynamics
for me it's a mix of fear and joy... and death if I have to hold any laughter inside
9:11
the olive oil one reminds me of a dessert i got at an italian restaurant, it was vanilla ice cream with olive oil
Watching this gave me heartburn
im disappointed they didn’t do monster that would have been a shit show
Wait till they find out there a coffe flavored one lol
classic monster is just red bull but less sour
They used redbull
Ikr.
I mean atleast there was B A N G Wich I never fucking heard of but ok.
This is like the kids in your neighborhood who liked to make “potions” by combining the most vile substances they could find
i was that neighborhood kid
Lol, depends on what neighborhood you grew up in I guess
me, i was that kid
I think I did that once, the “potion’s” components were a crushed rice Krispy treat, grass, water and bug spray
@@case6668 my concoction was composed of paprika, toothpaste, soy sauce, and some fucking brie cheese and i put it all in some like plastic lizard looking thing. Still my greatest creation to this day
8:27 dougdoug would love this…
These two are what is keeping me up during my college class with 48 hours no sleep.
Jokes on Ted. Little does he know Schlatt is the big guy.
That is his fear. That everyone will find out they're one in the same.
@@thatcosmokramer he put fear in the bug guy
Wdym? Schlatt and Big Guy are different entities, I don't know what you're talking about.
@@gun3881 exactly! Like dream and dreamXD they are completely separate alter egis but are to fear
Big guy is too powerful to even be close to being schlatt. Stop spreading lies.
We need a part 2 of this, but with different drinks: orange juice, vodka, whiskey, melted butter, etc.
i was shocked on vodka and whiskey but whats that fourth one
I wonder why he didn’t use youghurt
lol Is melted butter a common drink
@@TaxEvader22 hm yes i love chugging melted butter by the gallon
@@TaxEvader22 hey the title says liquid, not drink 🤷🏼
2:14 extreme mom checking item energy
9:40 thank you for letting us know that it was water that was coming out of the sink
The way Ted holds the $20 bills and stares into the camera sends me so far every goddamn time I watch this video
"I'm a business man" 🤠
same i took a screenshot lol
@@marynorthenscold3041 "that's not... we're literally rich, ted"
*proceeds to chug thick water anyways
Sends you in to what? Dread? Ecstasy?
@@sameel3843 Maybe both?
schlatt washing everything down with tequila and just absolutely wrecking that bottle is my mood 24/7
alcoholism! WOOOOOOO!!!!
It's margarita mix, no alcohol even in it.
Thank you Ted & Schlutt for this amazing video 😂👍
I come back to this video every few months it is a masterpiece
“It sucked going in but towards the end it got a little better”-Jschlatt
I love your pfp so much it hurts
@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME
@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME 😫
@トラッスいたMask it's someone's fanart of TommyInnit and WilburSoot after they took photos on Instagram
"It will certainly taste moist" -Also Jschlatt
if you ever do this again, i would suggest the following products:
tea
hot chocolate
ranch
chicken broth
vinegar
coffee (with creamer)
coconut water
tomato juice
honey
sprite
I feel like stuff the margarita would be better with fruity cereals then for the coffee chocolatey cereals would be better I feel like they should've tried that
Maybe even yoghurt too
What liquid acid,battery acids, and pee
How is sprite the worst one on that list…
NOT THE RANCH 😟
How do I not remember that first bit/scene, no matter how many times I’ve watched this
this cereal combo will never beat the time on new years eve my friends and i bought the sour patch kids cereal poured that into a bowl with sprite cranberry and ate it